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01x13 - Parsley's Birthday Party

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Herbs". Aired: 12 February – 6 May 1968.*
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The Herbs consisted of a fantasy mix of human and animal characters inhabiting the magical walled garden of an English country estate.

01x13 - Parsley's Birthday Party

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parley is a

herb a very useful kind of herb I don't

know what we do without passing of

course it's like a lot of other things

it gets taken for granted

but I expect we should miss it soon

enough if it wasn't there one day there

are quite a lot of other herbs we should

miss too have you ever counted up how

many there are on the other side of the

wall there's basil and rosemary beage

and Bailey dill and

maced bet let's ate for St then there's

mint good King Henry caragan the onions

the

CH solid

Miss

Jess that's another seven 19 if you

count Mr and Mrs onion and all the tries

separately it isn't often we have the

chance to see all the herbs together

only on very special occasions like

today mind you it's supposed to be a

secret so we better keep very

still

vicious it's quiet at the moment

but I have a feeling there's something

in the air here

comes I wonder if he's notic it strange

about the

car I a very friendly

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you do feel something

different Heavens a f look at all those

decorations and what Earth was

that there it is again it sounded as if

it came from somewhere

overhead it's Sage well I never thought

I'd live see today Sage all dressed up

to go to a

party I

I've been sitting here now for simply

age I'm ready and waiting to go to the

tree and I'm hoping that there will be

better it must be a special occasion do

you remember Sage getting all rested up

like this before parley neither do

I what I think this means looking into

straight away it's fun if parsley hasn't

had an

invitation there's Bailey putting up

some decorations I wonder if he knows

what it's all about here what are you be

doing parsley you ain't supposed to be

here you're supposed to be fast asleep

ain't no use looking at me like that

there's some things what is the business

of lions and there's some things what

isn't and this be one of them now off

with so today to get these decorations

up and make the place

there's a Min but she'll be able to help

one p two P one

two oh dear I shall never get this

finished in time I'm sorryy I just

haven't a minute to

stare my name is Auntie Min I'm always

very busy I often have so much to it

makes me feel quite busy you sh find out

anything there she's much too busy like

everybody his busy this morning even

P I

am good morning

Mr I shouldn't be slipping that Mr that

is C very hot very

S I am cooking it for a very special

occasion very special indeed and you

must not be asking questions it is

very

very hello here comes conable

na like a post today here what's going

on has this young lion been asking

questions about certain matters bet no

comtable NE and even if he has been I am

telling him that I cannot be answering

them ah ask just as well because if you

had been and if I hadn't got this sack

of you know walk on my back I'd have to

get my notebook out and write one or two

things down like the name of a certain

Young

Lion so you'll best be getting on your

way and let's be having no more

questions over matters that don't

concern you

must going this great of you

know is near

overflowing no no Mr parley no more

questions you heard what conable na is

saying no more

questions no more questions Mr if I

hadn't got this sack of you know what on

my dad a second you know what I don't

think Marley knows what there are some

very strange things going on today and

there's another one that's the school

they ringing in the middle of lessons

that's most

unusual it rings before lessons start

and it rings when they finish but it

never rings in the

middle now I expect you all wondering

why I have rung the school bell in the

middle of

lessons I have rang the school bell in

the middle of lessons because today is a

special day today is a holiday there is

going to be a

party archives you have all been invited

to this party and you will behave

yourselves at all times a good time will

be add by all now stuffing yourselves

with cakes ice BS car or Trifles

free otherwise you will not be invited

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again holiday numbers

begin because there are many

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left

right got

there

you I hope you'll be very happy I hope

you'll be very very happy oh dear that's

the trouble with Mrs uny the happier she

is the more she cries Here Comes D he's

always

cheerful and D but I'm not him my I get

I have never C it yet

it must be very difficult singing a song

to a parel perhaps he knows what's going

on do you know what's going on

bill bill bill come back Bill oh dear

Here We Go Again perhaps if we follow

Bill we shall find out what it's all

about Senor Solo's house that's

funny and here comes

B heav Sage carrying a parcel now Basel

lady

Rosemary everyone is carrying a parcel

this must be where the party is being

held see having a party and not inviting

parsley I hope they all get in must be

quite crouded by now here comes Mrs

onion are cake and T the

dragon hello T we haven't seen you for a

long time what you doing young dragon

you might have caused a nasty accident

there you give me IR of these Parcels if

you like Parcels so that's what

Constable mck had in his bag I really

can't understand why you haven't been

invited it's very

strange King Henry and Miss

Jess

ply I think I should slip inside and

mingle with the crowd no will

not oh dear that's done it ladies

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gentlemen for our guest of honor

hle guest of honor did you hear that

passley you're the guest of o oh I think

we better go inside and see what it's

all

about ladies and

gentlemen one two

three

mayad may

never sad may you get all the night

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G May good things come your way may you

have of

nice on

your day

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happy birthday

dear Happy Birthday to

you your birthday P can see it being

your birthday and you didn't even know

what a nice

surprise I think it's the nicest

surprise a lion could possibly have and

how very kind of everyone to be here

speak speak speak speak

speech I don't think Li are very good at

making speeches some and there are so

many things to say I thank you

and

um oh how about singing a song

p ladies gentlemen and

others great silence for our guest of

honor great silence for mrle

I'm a very friendly

lley I can't make a speech but I would

like to

say it is very kind of everyone to ask

me thank you very much for coming here

today very nicely put past I wish we

could stay and help you open all those

Parcels especially the ones in conable

me I have a feeling it'll take rather a

long time though so we' better

go I've never seen the herb garden so

deserted it will seem strange not having

clly wave goodbye to us after all this

time still it is his birthday well ply

you didn't forget after

all I say I like your new

P well we we won't keep you talking I'm

sure you'll want to get back and see

what else you've got

mind you don't singe your whiskers when

you blow the candle out on the cake

goodbye py happy birthday see you again

one day be good

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