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01x28 - Cat's Cradle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Penguins of Madagascar". Aired: November 28, 2008 – December 19, 2015.*
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Series follows the adventures of four penguins: Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico, who perform various commando-like missions to protect their home in the Central Park Zoo.

01x28 - Cat's Cradle

Post by bunniefuu »

CAT'S CRADLE

Eyes on the prize,
Kowalski.

Hack this new habitat control system...

... and we'll be swimming all
the fish we could stomached.

Fish!

I'm trying ...

... but this is the most advanced
encryption I've ever seen.

It's got Sudoku with fractions.

Did you try the master code?



Damn! Nothing.

Run it backwards.



Okay.
Now try starting with 3 ...

Fish!

Wow, we're in!

Way to hack that mainframe , Rico!

Skipper, look!
this is scary man!

Well, boys. Looks like
they finally track me down.

Those Danes really know
how to hold a grudge.

Penguins!

Moon Cat!

It's ... Max

And you know,
I'm not really from the moon.

- Yes, but the name just works.
- Yeah, it's fine. Now help me!

Hide me!
Save me!

We are in your debt
from the exceptional hospitality ..

... you show us
on our lunar mission.

Are the Danes' after you too?

No! It's Animal Control!
They're after me.

You know what those maniacs
do with stray cats?

Do you?

Me neither.

Well, you will not be
find out tonight.

Let's roll, boys!

How many enemy agents
we're talking about?

Because if it's more
than a dozen ...

... we may need
the jumbo brass knuckles.

And. .. Knock them.

We are doomed!
We are doomed!

- We are doomed!
- Steady ...

So doomed!

Time to put out the cat.

Ah, geez.

I am all myself.

Just one human?

That's not combat.
It's playdate!

Rico!

Penguins.
Nature rule breakers.

Birds were supposed to fly,
but ...

... you got to swim instead

You think you're above the
law of nature, punks?

Huh? Do you?

Rancho Cucamonga.

Private, kowalski.
On me.

Mom made butter biscuits,
gravy, gravy, bongos.

Your home cage, kitty.

Kowalski, options!

- Strategic retreat, Skipper?
- Explain.

It's like running away,
but manly

Execute.

Interfering with Animals Control.
This is

Just like a penguin.

Once you get to sewers, find
an alligator named Roger ...

And give him this
secret code, friends

"Help me, oh please,
please help me.

For the sweet love of
Mother of Mercy ...

... please help me escape
Animal Control's officer.

... who is chasing me. "

He'll know what it means.

You birds are the best!

Be strong, my friend.

Well done, men.
Mission accomplished ...

What in the name
of candy jam?

Booby traps.
Everywhere!

Sweet science of boxing!

He sealed out
the entire perimeter.

The man knows his technique.

We got to run!

Escape is no longer an option,
my feline friend.

We'll have to hide you in the zoo
until Johhny Lockwood is seized.

Anything you say.
My 9 lives are in your hands.

Okay... has a...

... not much of fresh air in here, huh?

Try to conserve oxygen ...

... by shutting down any
unnecessary brain function.

Rico, show him how it's done.

Just keep it down
and everything will be OK.

Midnight bounce party!

Ain't no party's like
a midnight bounce!

Because midnight bounce is not ...

Hey, the royal bounce
is really screaming tonight.

I must bounce with extra violence
to release the trapped spirits.

Maurice, bring the
spirits plunger!

We have got a clogger.

Why are we
doing this again?

We're leaving your scent
int this habitat as bait.

As the Animal Control comes in...

Joey, the foul-tempered kangaroo,
takes him out.

Okay.

It's pure kitty.
no buts about it.

I fell to far behind

They must've taken my tail,
taking the rear exit

... and curl around the back side.

This ends here.

What's wrong with the Private?

Private seem like this in our mission
to backstab the ape

Oy!

You right there!

Joey don't like tresspassers
in this piece, eh, mate.

You don't hear anything?

Joey's gonna have to teach you.

I think he
teach me that move?

- Update me, chimp.
- Well, he simply isn't human.

No man can take that much
poo without throwing.

What are we gonna do?
I have never been get caught before.

Maybe not so bad!
You never know until you visit.

I'm out of ideas, Skipper.

He 's trapped us in every
hiding place in the zoo.

Phil asks if you've tried
Red Rhodesian slasher.

There's no Red Rhodesian slasher
on the chart.

"Felinus Infernus"

An ultra rare and incredibly
vicious wild cats.

The habitat is ready, but the
beast itself has yet to arrived.

Could be an ideal
hiding spot.

Red wild cat?

It may be more right
than you know, primates.

Sometimes the best place to
hide is in plain sight.

Alright, Lunar Cat.

Now let's see how
good your viciousness.

Growl ... Snarl ...

I'm hissing here.

- The trail has gone cold.
- Yes!

Hey, pokey. You jockey.
You really faild your duty.

You'll never gonna touch my
kitty furry tail.

He's blown
his own cover!

Hello, kitty.

Why didn't anybody tell me
you'd arrived?

Stand back! Officer X,
Animal Control.

Let's see how
this plays out.

X. Is that the name
your mother gave you?

My mother never told me
my real name.

Said it was classified.

Now turn over the stray cat
or face the full power of ...

Metropolitan Animal Control ...

... and Regulation

Stray cat?

This is the male Red Rhodesian Slasher
we've been waiting weeks for!

- But ...
- Oh, my

That female slasher
is going to be happy to see you!

They're getting cranky
when you're lonely.

I'm gonna meet ... what?

- Female? Cranky?
- Still playing out.

That feline is a known fugitive
on admission ...

In you go to the kitty
love nest.

Oh my God!

Isn't Nature magical?

You know what, ma'am?
It is.

I think I'll just sit here ...

... and wait inc ase the nature
decides to make a break for him.

Whatever float your boat, weirdo.

Okay. Well this might've played out
a little too much.

You have to get me out of here.
This kitten's mad!

Apparently, the Rhodesian slasher have a painful, intense,

... and very elaborate
courtship ritual.

But the good news is
most fatalities ...

... don't occur until the
fifth week.

I can't take
five weeks of this!

What am I gonna do?

Time for a kitty jailbreak.

Private, execute foamy lips subterfuge
Mark 7.

Arf! Arf!

I'm the rabies!

Rabid Chihuahua.

The greatest Animals control threat
known to man.

Arf! Arf!

I like diseases!

What the...

And here we go!

This is for all the marble, boys!

Gotcha.

My felinus infernus!
They're escaped!

They?

Take good care of my lady!
Okay, big guy?

Bye now!

Ink?

Oh poo.

Nice stripes work, Rico.

Get brush stroke of the
Renaissance master.

I can't thank you bunch enough.

Consider it a debt repayed, old friend.

Enjoy your freedom.

Sure thing!
It ... but ... umm

Isn't the whole outside wall
is still wired in...

... with the sergeant psycho's booby traps?

We've got a man on it.

I'm expendable!