01x29 - Monkey Love

[bunniefuu]

Monkey Love

How're you doing? I have a big box
from Hoboken Zoo there.

- Live cargo?
- Hey, I just drive the truck, lady.

Go a bit around back,
I'll get to, when i'll get to it.

Kowalski, tell me this is our shipment of
Sweet Alaska salmon.

Negative, Skipper. Some sort of
containment unit.

- I would say that is an ape.
- Fish and chips, man!

Rico!
Chimpanzees attack!

What the dickens?

You didn't see anything.

Ohhh ... Fresh air!

I say
who the dickens are you?

Lulu. What?
Didn't they tell you I was coming?

No, actually.

Sorry to put you out, boys.

But I'll be here for
a few days.

Just til fixed up my habitat at Hoboken Zoo

Your friend alright?

He is a chimpanzee
of few words.

Phil, don't be rude.

Phil?
Oh, dear.

Pardon us.

Gorgeous? Why, Phil ...
Your dog.

Help you win your heart?
Well ..

I haven't the foggiest.

But perhaps ...

Wait, you come to me
for advice?

No one ever
come to me for advices!

This is so unexpected
I don't even ...

Okay, okay.
So, anyway ...

A girl chimpanzee, huh?

Yes, Phil is positively
head over tail for her.

Okay. At my head...
Candles, moonlight, acoustic guitar ..

No, no.
Spanish guitar.

Mui romantico.

Then, after a
touching, tender serenade ...

you present her with a bouquet of
oysters on the half-shell ...

Arranged to
spell out her name ...

♪ MARLENE ♪

Yeah, but her name is Lulu.

Yeah, I know. Whatever!
Do that again.

No offense, but I'm not sure
this is a way to capture...

... a chimpanzee's heart.

You heard the mission:
Help the silent Simmy ...

... to capture the lady chimpanzee's heart.

Kowalski, I want an action plan
on my desk by ...

They came here for
my advice ...

Therefore "my" mission.

But the use of the word
"capture" ...

... automatically makes this
a penguins operation.

Sorry, Marlene.
Those are the rules.

Men,
I love options.

Skipper
Our int shows ...

... there's one sure way
to a female's heart.

You start with
a 4 inch incision ...

I heard that the way to win
a girl's heart ...

... is sit on her egg during
the long, cold winter.

Alright. Private, you are on Bravo team
and secure Lulu's egg.

I 'm afraid, Lulu is
not a penguin.

Exactly.
Like I was saying ...

Candles, moonlight ...

Marlene, please. Don't bring out your
sad emotion into this.

This is love!

What we need is
an operative inside.

Someone who can tell us what
makes that chimpanzee ticks.

No. No, no, no!
I'm really not even comfortable in ...

Fine.

Right.

Excuse me , Lulu. I have ...
Well, I have this friend,

who are interested
in courting you.

Ah, Really?

And just what is
this friend look like?

Decent enough,
I suppose.

Actually,
a bit like me.

You are a shy one!
The answer is yes!

- Of course I'll go out with you!
- This is ...

... fantastic!
Wait. What?

Sorry, old bean.
I'm afraid i made a mess of it.

Not to worry,
chimpanzee.

We got you covered.
Private, options!

Hello!?
I'm the options guy.

Not when it comes
to affairs of the heart.

That's where the young Private here stands.

True. I lose start to comprehend ...

Emotions and. .. feelings and...

- Women.
- Yeah. Duh.

- You're on, Private!
- Let's see ...

Come on, Private.
You know what to do.

Moonlight, guitar, oysters.

Hmm .. Sorry, Marlene.

But how if Phil show off
his machismo?

Machismo!
Espanola! I like it!

Yes! I drawn toward poetry,
fine cuisine and...

... the ballet, of course.

Mason!
What sensitive soul you are!

Reach for the sky, chimpanzees!

- What?
- Penguin Desperados!

And they've got sticks!

Yes, pigeons!

Feel my sword!

Kowalski, we suppose
to be desperados, not pirates!

Really?

Well ..

The point is ...
We want all of your bananas!

And that no one here is tough
enough here to stop us!

- Certainly, not this man, huh.
- Hold down now.

Mason may not be tough.

But me...
I'm from Hoboken.

There, there love.

Those nasty penguins
won't bother you again...

... my sweet sensitive soul!

No, I ...
imagine not.

I've got other options, Skipper.

Private, I've heard enough
of your options. Thank you.

I'm going with your plan!

- Me?
- No, I was pointing at Kowalski.

Operation Love From Above.

Mason will lead our target
to a designated location.

Where a heavy crate ...

Excuse me. How many time
I have to say?

Moonlight, candles ...

Where a heavy crate,
with bananas will fall.

I thought i'll be
homesick ...

... but i haven't thought about home
since I met you.

Lovely. Now excuse me one moment.

Don't move an inch.
In fact, move to your right.

No, no.
The other right.

Perfect!

- That's the signal!
- Go.

It won't cut.

What are you doing?
Get off me!

Let's just hold.
What the devil is the problem?

The problem was that I based my
calculations on cotton rope.

But we use nylon!

I've made the adjustments, so we're
ready to go again!

Or ... not.

Gentlemen, time to
break out the big g*ns.

Yes I'm talking about
love potion no ... 37.

- 37!
- 37?

I know it's risky!
So is love.

Look what happened
with Manfredi and Johnson ...

... when they fell hot
with the chimps step sisters.

They lost their hearts,
lung ...

... and 5 meters of intestines.



What's in there?

Flamingo's sweat and garlic.

Uh, baby!

Take me.

Take me, cute little thing!

Well, I hate to say this ...

But perhaps Phil and Lulu
just don't meant to be.

Wait! Wait! Wait!

You still haven't followed a certain someone's advice.

Caramba!
Marlene is right!

You have come to me
for a romantical advice.

Okay, this is not what
I had in mind!

To impress
this girly monkey ...

... you must knock
her feet off.

That's how I had gotten
my many girlfriends.

What girlfriends?

You do not know them.
Tey all live in Canada.

But trust me when I tell you
that they are made up.

With lipsticks, and powders and such ...
But, you know, tastefully.

Okay. My secret is two
words I now about to say.

Get ready.

Wait! Those weren't the two words.
And those weren't either!

Or those!

- Just tell us the two words!
- Okay.

"Roller Disco"!

That guy getting...

Still ...
He's a really good dancer!

The victim approaches.

What are you doing?

I hate to say.

But the Ring Tail may have
actually pulled this off!

No one can resist
the allure of the roller disco!

Heavens, Phillip.

I never imagined that you
were so romantic!

May not be a total lost.

Immediately things are looking a bit iffy.

Now release the dogs!

[Help! Get them off me!]
- Don't you mean doves?

On second thought,
doves would have been better.

Good to know.
Good to know.

Lulu?
Please come out.

Absolutely not!
You're all lunatics!

Nail it shut!

Not let her out
til she falls in love with Phil!

No, no. Listen!

We put him in the crate with her
then nail it shut.

Then they would fall in love,
or die trying.

Give me 15 minutes! I can crack open
more than enough oysters!

Phil!
Do not be rash, man!

- What? What's he doing?
- He's going to ...

... speak to her!

Biscuits in gravy!
We don't have a scenario for that!

What, now?

Lulu, I'm sorry
for all i've put you through ...

But I didn't know
how to tell you ...

I think you're fantastic
beautiful and amazing and...

And...

I'm not getting that last part.

And I wish we could spend a winning
hours we have left here together ...

... in each others big, hairy arms

His words, not mine.

Well, Phil. Why didn't you just say
all that in the first place?

So with just talking?
That works?

Some the data would indicate.

Huh!
Who knew?