02x58 & 02x59 - Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane

[bunniefuu]

[Humming]

Mm?

Huh?

That's right,
snowcone guy.

Just follow
the orange line.

You too,
Misters pretzel and hot dog.

It's all
coming together.

Rico, where's
my boom-boom shrub?

They call it a crime
against nature.

Three snack foods exploding
into one unholy treat!

Hot sno-zels!

Oh, it sounds
inexplicably delicious.

Kowalski,
talk to me, baby.

All clear, Skipper.

We are a go for...
[Shrieking incoherently]

Operation compromised.
Man down!

All: my cart!

Kowalski!
He's been frozen!

Shield your gaze,
private.

Some mad man
has finally cracked..

- The Medusa Code!
- No, Skipper.

It's Invexpo.

Is that
something naughty then?

The Invention Expo.

Annual showcase for the world's
greatest scientific creations.

And it's in Manhattan
this year.

I missed hot sno-zels

for some slide-ruling
nerdfest?

All the brightest minds of
gizmo-gineering and doo-daddery
will be there.

And you can tell
I'm excited because

my voice is getting higher
and higher to the point of..

[Glass shattering]
[car alarms blaring]

Can we go?

Where is
this geek-stravaganza?

The exact location
appears to be blocked

by that curled up
billboard section.

But that's no problem
for science!

I call it...
The extend-o-grab.

Oh, how handy.

[Sighs]

And thus we reveal
Invexpo is...

Right here!
In Central Park?

Yes!

I am the luckiest penguin
in the worl...

Ow.

There.
Good as new.

Except for the painful
fractures in both legs.

I recommend
keeping him confined

to the children's zoo nursery
until the cast comes off.

Nothing speeds healing
like a quiet, gentle, and sanitary
environment.

Whatever.

Here we go,
little fella.

Some mobility
for you.

Don't worry. You'll have 30
days in here to get used to it.

Pfft, turn your back
and I'll be out at invexpo
in 30 seconds.

Lights out
at 9:30.

[Sighs]



We're busting you out
of this junior jug joint.

Ow!

It...

Hurts... my...
face...

Do you think we're not
pulling hard enough?

Ow!

What?

Sorry, compadre.

Looks like it's a month
in the pastel hoosegow.


and bunny murals? Lucky!

Wrong, private! 30 days in the
hole does things to a prisoner.

The mind cracks.
Madness creeps in.

Filling the brain with
horrible thoughts and images.

You realize this is the worst
pep talk you've ever given?

Just stay focused
and try not to think

about any delightful activities
you might be missing.

It's science time!

♪ Invexpo ♪

[Whimpers]

Steady.

We're gonna help you
through this whatever it takes.

I know!

We could go to the science fair
and give Kowalski a smashing report.

[Groaning]

[Whines]

Fine. If it'll
keep you sane,

I'll slog through
this pencil-necked clambake.

- Let's roll.
- Whoo-hoo!

You can do this, Kowalski.

If Skipper is willing to endure
that kind of torment,

Then surely I can...

- Whoo-hoo! Wheeee!
- I was wrong!

It's great!

[Yelling angrily]

No, no,
I'm a stone-cold genius.

I don't need Invexpo
to fight off the stir-crazies.

My own brain
will keep me entertained.

Do you have
any threes?

No.

Come on.

[Growls]

[Clock ticking]

Be careful,
commodore zfluffington.

I think the east wall bunnies
are plotting a violent uprising.

This is where they keep
all the cute baby animals.

Where are
the babies?

[Snarls]

[Screaming]

Kowalski?
Are you... okay?

Oh, I'm fine.
Who needs Invexpo?

I made
my own invention!

- See?
- Um, what does it do?

Well, why don't we plug it
into your head and find out?

Hmm?

Um...

[Screams]

Come back, Private,
I'm not nuts!

I'm just... seeing...
little green men

Beaming down
from the sky.

Wait a minute,
is that really happening

Or is it just a mad man's
hallucination?

What do you think,
commodore?

It's... real?

[Gasps]
A space squid!

Must... save... planet!

Curse this baby-proof prison.

The rest of the team...
surely they will notice?

[Whooping]

Oh, and Kowalski is
gone bonkers.

Yep, called that one.

Somebody!
Anybody!

Marlene!
Over here.

Ow!
What the...?

Kowalski?

[Yells]

What... What the...
What's that?

Space squid.

And I can only assume
it's here for Invexpo.

Invexpo is like
an earth technology buffet.

Who knows what kind of
world-conquering devices

he's liable to pilfer
from there?

Okay, but then why is he
landing in your habitat?

Well, I don't know why...
habita... habita... ha... what!

[Speaking alien language]

The extend-o-grab?
Why would...

[Speaking alien language]

Of course.

Space squids are dangerous
enough with nothing but tentacles.

If they master
hand-finger technology,
they'll be unstoppable!

- That's awful!
- And awfully flattering.

All the greatest gizmos
in the world and the squids
want mine?

I heart you too,
evil alien armada.

And, of course,
they must be stopped.

Skipper lives
for this, right?

Brakes, Rico, brakes!

Otherwise occupied.

But you're trapped
in the nursery.

I mean, who else
could even tr... Uh.

Oh, boy.

[Speaking alien language]

Come on, Marlene.

Just like
we planned it.

Grab that
tractor-beam platform,

Stop the space squid.

Yes! Now get it
out of there before...

Look out behind you!

Yeah, I know, how super-spy
awesome am I, right?

Oh, the disc,

The disc, the...
He's going to escape!

Ha ha!

Eat salt, squiddy!

Melt your ugly face,
squid-guy...

Who's... not...
melting.

That would be slugs.

Salt melts slugs.

[Speaking alien language]

No!
Over here!

I'm the inventor!

Kowalski, help!

Let her go, you slimy
hyper-grown galactic seafood!

The bunny said it.

All right, so that's
how it's going down, huh?

Yes, laugh away.

I may only have
half my body,

But I still have
all of my brain.

Come on, slimy!

Yes, I'd have to be crazy
to take you on mano-a-mano.

I'm plum loco.

Dang.

Kowalski!

It's okay, Marlene.

I've got backup.

Commodore Fluffington,

Why do you
do nothing?

Ow! Ow!
Uuh!

Yes, Marlene!
Poke him.

Poke him mercilessly!

[Grunting angrily]

[Yelling in alien language]

Aw yeah, it's an
earth party, my friend.

And you're
not invited!

Oh, who's giant exposed brain
didn't see that coming, huh?

Genius wins again, baby!
[Shouting]

Well, look who
flew the coop.

How's the insanity
going then?

Right as rain, private.

It turns out I don't need
to see Invexpo.

I have already witnessed
the greatest invention

This world has to offer.