03x28 - Snowmageddon

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It`s a battle in [] as the New York Behemoths collide with the Miami Mayhem.

Ready to get your game on, Skipper?

Oh, yeah! Get the pre-game [height], super-fan gear
and tasty array of greasy artery-clogging snacks!

- Rico!
- What! I am hungry!

Oh, great... Now we gotta execute another snack mission. Come on, boys!

Ehm... Actually Skipper, Private and I are going to...
pass on the game.

Pass??? What? I mean, well, Private - I get...
He thinks "soccer" is "football".

Makes more sense than throwing a misshapen ball
with your flippers!

So what`s your excuse, Kowalski?

Fall is the perfect time to observe
the annual end of photosynthetic glucose production...

Plus the leaves are so pretty!

Yes... Pretty leaves...

Anyway since the forecast calls for a changing weather
this might be our last chance!

Alright, boys, report back on those leaves!

You know I don`t trust anything that turns red...

Well, compadre, looks like it`s just me and you!

[Pre-game!]

Hey, I can`t carry all those family fun pack size snacks myself!
Take at least two of us.

Got two hands right here my friend! With digits even!

Plus I don`t go all snarl growl crazy outside the zoo anymore.

I don`t know, Marlene... You want snack retrieval?
I`m not sure you`re mission-ready...

Come on! If we`ll hurry we can get back for kick off...

Oh! Look at that! Its like a ruddy scarlet!

Hey, guys! What`re you doing?

Hi, Fred! We`re watching the leaves change.

Oh! But what`s changing to what though?

I will not engage, I will not engage,
I will not engage...

Coast is clear... Welcome to nosh heaven, Marlene!

It comes in a wrapper, carton and screw cap - they have it here...

U-uh, slushy [shinos]! Okay, let`s see...
Lemon! Cherry! Pineapple!

And whatever this blue color is supposed to be - I don`t know...

Try`em all - live dangerously!

Hmm, let`s start with the sticky food group.

It`s wicked and it`s here. The Storm of the Century!

If you`re outside - get inside!
And if you`re inside - stay there because this is...

...Snowmageddon!

Aw, that guy`s always wrong...
Hey, Marlene, what channel is the game on?

Hello! My name is X. How can I help you?

X... Why did it have to be X?

- Ehm... Fred, do you mind?
- Mind what?

- It`s starting to snow!
- No, I don`t mind it is starting to snow.

Aw, precipitant precipitation! Perhaps we should head back before... Private, give me the camera!

It`s X!

As former animal control exterminator temporary zookeeper fishmonger officer X?

- That`s him...
- But there`s Skipper!..

Otter... and penguin.

Run, Marlene, run!

- Oh, look - Snowmageddon...
- Gotcha!

Bah... My head hurts in five... no, six different... seven...

No time for that now! Skipper needs us!

- Oh, dear! This seems to be some very hard-packed snow...
- Yes... Very... 4:35 Ow. eight

It`ll take a while to dig out. But on a brighter note -

...Rico is [bound to have] to notice the weather.
He`s probably already on his way to rescue us!

Douglass drops back in a back end,
fires and... touchdown for Behemoths!

We are not getting out of here anytime soon, are we?

No... But listen, Private, there`s something I even more concerned about.

We need to keep a close eye on Fred.

Really? Why?

Limited space combined with limited intellect makes Fred...

...a prime candidate for the winter madness known as "cabin fever"...

Wait-wait, we`re in a tree! What do you mean "cabin"?

Gosh, I think if anyone will get "cabin fever"
it`ll be a smarty pants.

You know, someone who actually understands our dire straits!

Huh! Never thought that way b-b-before...

This hiding space is not so sweet!

Sweet? Really? That`s the joke... I mean - a-a-a-ah!

- This spot is fizzed out...
- Better, but... A-a-a-ah!

- And that one was just garbage.
- It`s too much, too much...

Now where is your penguin pal?

Hey, Prankster X! I`m not the fan for you!

I know you`re here somewhere, penguin.

And I will catch you no matter where you hide.
Oh, yeah, I will...

- Acorn?
- What? No, thank you, Fred, I`m not hungry.

What? No, I was just asking if you think this is an acorn.

It kinda looks like a pecan to me,
but you`re probably right - it`s probably an acorn.

Yeah, it`s definitely an acorn...

DO YOU HAVE TO TALK SO-O MUCH?

Don`t you understand - each [an] word, each [banal] syllable consumes more and more of our precious oxygen!

- Cabin fever!!!

But! But! But! I can fight it with my intelle-e-ect, yes!

All I need do is devise a mental puzzle to keep me...

Oh, sharp! But what puzzle?
Gödel`s paradox, eh? No-no, too easy...

- How would a pair of ducks help?...
- PARADOX!!!

I`m sure it makes sense. To Kowalski.

S-s-skipper, d-d-do you h-have a p-p-plan here?

Do I? We`ll hang tight until this cow juice expires.

Then we`ll use this putrid scent
of curdled milk to stun and overcome X.

I`m n-n-not sure ab-b-bout tha...

You`re the right - we`ll totally miss the game!
Okay, now try this on...

A window. It`s a little high and getting near would be a little...

Let`s go, let`s go, I`m freezing!

Skipper, it totally work! We could... Ah!

A bird in the hand is infinitely better than an otter in a rush.
But why not have both?

I believe the sign says "All employees must wash hands"...

Otter`s gone. But it don`t matter. You`re, penguin, all the triple power lotto grand jackpot prize.

The otter was just a two-dollar scratch card...

I`m not even sure I get that analogy,
but - gosh! - I think I should be insulted.

Eight... Oh, yes-yes-yes-yes! This is making sense!

Yes! Yes, I think I`ve got it!

Acorn?

I know what you`re thinking. It`s gonna taste like corn, but we see it doesn`t.

You... You`re interrupting me for that?!

I wa... I wa... I wa... I was this close to solving an ancient mystery that is haunted scientists `til dawn of time!

I ALMOST HACKED IT, ALMOST!
BUT THAN YOU HAD TO OFFER ME AN ACORN!

It tastes... ehm... nutty! You know what?
I think they should call it "an anut".

That`s it! No more... No more fighting!
I`ve got... I`ve got...

Cabin fever!

- What`s with him?
- Well, he`s very much like to leave this tree. As would I.

Oh!... So why ain`t you just go out through the basement?

Fred, what makes you think a tree has a basement?

Cause it`s my house.

This is your house?

You couldn`t have mentioned that earlier...

Thanks, Fred!

No problem. Oh, and Kowalski [wood chark wood chark] about three logs worth given a standard diameter of fourteen inches in a typical hardness of an oak. You know, if they could [shark wood].

- Oh...
- We`re coming, Skippe-e-er!

Animal control? Lemme speak to the top dog.

No, I don`t wanna talk to an actual dog,
I wanna talk to the boss, lady!

Well, yes, it is indeed former animal control Officer X.
Who is this?

Dave? Well, I don`t know why you need to know that, Dave.

All you need to know is I need to talk to supervisor Eubanks.

Well yes, it does have to do with the penguins.
What of it? I...

Hello? Dave? I never liked Dave... But that`s okay.

I [tried to] a hundred blizzards to deliver you to justice.

If you`re gonna do that - be sure to hydrate!

- Really could not do that sooner?
- Really hate the taste of liquorice.

So what do you think we got, huh?

"Remember to hydrate" a little weak,
but the action - that was pure penguin gold, Marlene!

Well, a... Thank you, huh-huh... Actually...

[Got no one`s mind] in the [sore], hmm?
Wrong! X is always on the job!

- Skipper, we`re here!
- And ready for actio-o... okay, nevermind.

Skipper, we were so worried about you!

Are you nervous nellies?
X was nothing Marlene and I couldn`t handle.

- We`ve []!
- Let`s go back home so I can see the end of the game.

A real nail-biter! Never have I seen a more exciting finish!

But in the end the Behemoths take it! 27 - 26.

Hey, where`ve you been?