01x06 - Episode #1.6

[bunniefuu]

[Previously]

[Chinese address]

[Big problem]

[Fan's help]

[Apprehended]

This is crazy.
[Crazed]

Get in a bus.

Can you speak Chinese?

Can you speak English?

It's their first time here.

Aaaaah!

[The bus nears downtown]

Oh my god.

The city has advanced so much.

Do you know
what it was like before?

- Nope.
- Then what are you saying?

Doesn't everything look new?

Maybe it was always like this.

Nope. It's all new.

[Jiwon says]
It was always like this.

Really?

[Suddenly...]
Don't pretend to know.

[He remembers Hodong's request]
Just listen.

Looks advanced.

This place was always like this.
[Mumbling]

[The No Brain Alliance]

'Excuse me, what's your surname?'

'It's Chen.'

'My name is Kang Hodong.'

[What Hodong is saying...]

[...is the first sentence
in a Chinese learning book]

'Excuse me, what's your surname?'

'My name is Kang Hodong.'

[The same exact sentence!]

[Thus began this
basic Chinese conversation]

'The bus arrives what minute?'



[An English answer
to his question in Chinese]

[Nice communication?]

'Excuse me.'

[Practicing it quietly]

'I'm starving to death.'

'Starving, starving
starving to death.'

[Relief goods]

'Thank you so much.'

'Excuse me.'

[Every conversation
starts with 'ching wen.']

I'm gonna hear that in my sleep.

'Excuse me.'

'I speak.'

'You listen.'

[I understand.]

[Proud of himself]

[I couldn't be prouder]

[The Brain Alliance]

[Arrived at downtown Xi'an]

[They will take a taxi]
We have to ask about the taxi.

[Friendly]

'South Gate.'
[*Like Korea's Namdaemun Gate]

- 'Walk to the South Gate.'
- 'This is the South Gate?'

'No, this is the West Gate.'

[Downtown Xi'an is surrounded
by an old wall]

[A straight wall]

[It forms a rectangle
that protects the city]

[Current location
Their lodging near the South Gate]

Go to the South Gate?

This is the West Gate.

'Taxi?'

'How much does it cost?'

'Just over 10 yuan.'

- This way?
- 'That way.'

[This is a long distance
taxi station]

[The short distance taxi
is up ahead]

[The No Brain Alliance debussed]

[They'll ask for directions
at a hotel]

'Excuse me.'

'Bus ticket?'

'Take a taxi.'

'No, no, I'll take a bus.'

A taxi?

'Bus 302 goes to the South Gate.'

[Too much Chinese]

'Taxi, how much?'

'Take a picture.'

- 'She's taking it.'
- '15 yuan!'

That's exactly how much we have.

Kang Hodong?

[People recognize him]

'It's him.'

'I want a picture too.'

'Me too.'

Taxi?

[Almost a reflex]

We have 50 yuan.
[He has to make a decision]

[He also has to take pictures]

[Frazzled]
Let's take a taxi.

What are you doing?

[Making a V for the camera]

'Taxi fare is 50 yuan?'

[NO! 15 yuan! Not 50]

'Just say 20.'

- '20 yuan.'
- It's 150.

[Hey, you have to smile
at the guests.]

'Is it far?'

[Big smile]
'Not far!'

[Big smile]
'Yes!'

- Taxi?
- Taxi.

'How much?'
[Asking again]

[When you don't understand]

[20 yuan]

[Finally an understanding]

We have enough money for food.

[And so...]

[They bought dumpling]
How much?

[These ten for 5 yuan
dumplings...]

[...are crazy hot]

You should have told me
it was so hot.

[Can't eat hot food]

It's really hot.

[Seunggi is focused]

[Screech]
We have a taxi.

[A taxi just comes to him]

'Excuse me.'

'I want to go here.'

[Getting on]

[However...]

[Metal bars?]

[This isn't a prison cell]

[This is a taxi]

What does the meter say?

Ten.

[The basic fare is 10 yuan]

- We did good.
- Yes.

They can't be faster than us.

No way.

[Similar speed]
We should ride up front.

The camera should
ride in the front.

'Need a taxi?'

[This guy again]

[Seunggi and Jiwon
asked him for directions]

[Same address]

[Who are these people?]

'How much?'
[Same question]

'Just over 10 yuan. 14 or 15.'
[Same answer]

'That guy...'

'I'm Sun Wukong.'

[Oh, it's Journey to the West]

'I'm Zhu Bajie.'

'Second brother!
Where is your master?'

[Second brother = Zhu Bajie
Master = Tripitaka]

I'm the second brother.

'Your master already went.'

[Tripitaka already went!]

[Didn't understand]

[Meanwhile, Tripitaka (!)...]
We're gonna make it.

- It's amazing.
- How are we doing this?

[Amazed at themselves]

'What's the time?'

'How many minutes left?'

[No?]

I don't understand.

[However...]

[This signal has a meaning]

[Chinese-style numbering]

[Yes]

[It takes 10 minutes!]

[Now, Hodong]

[Tries to ride a three wheeler]
We all fit.

[Shows him the address]

[A heavy start]

'Korean?'

'Korean!'

[Something he knows]
'The weather is hot.'

'Really, really hot.'

'I'll die from the heat.'

'You speak Chinese well.'

Huh?

[Pretending to understand]

'How long
have you been in China?'

[I don't understand
but it's funny]

[It's funny
how long I've been here]

[Looking away
in case he asks another question]

[Meanwhile]

'What's that called?'

[They see the wall]

[This is Xi'an's South Gate']

[Seunggi & Jiwon are here]

[Their destination]

[They are almost there!]

[They made it!]
Let me buy you something.

Thanks.

[Confident]
What will you have?

Let's eat something.

[Right outside the doorstep]

[The fare?]

[Around 2,500 won. So cheap!]

[A tip for the nice driver]

[A humble finish line]

Go on in.

Go, master!

[The Brain Alliance
sticks together till the end]

[As promised
Seunggi goes in first]

- Lee Seunggi.
- He is first. He is Tripitaka.

Congratulations.

[Tripitaka Lee Seunggi
It's obvious to everyone]

I have to come in second.

[Makes sure to pass the finish line]

[Sha Wujing Eun Jiwon]

[Former idol's celebrates]
You avoided being third.

Here's your prize.

[Tripitaka gets his card]

[The shocking device
to control Sun Wukong]

Can I take this?

- I might be busy...
- I'll hold on to it.

Can we stick this anywhere?

Here.

[No. Not there]

You're trying it?

[As per the instruction manual]
A sacrifice.

[Loving it to death]
It's no joke.

- I didn't press it.
- Yes, you did.

I'm not joking.
[You should try it]

[Hooray!]

[Electrifying massager
made in USA]

- It's shocking.
- It's a good massager.

But it's shocking.

It makes your back feel weird.

It will be worse here.

[This show follows the manual


[Calmly entering their room]

Give us the innerwear.

We'll take it to them.

Alright.

Iron it to make it hot.

Let's keep it in a warm place.

[Right away]

[La-la-la-la-la]


I'm getting rid of the bacteria.

Sterilization.
Creating vitamin D.

[In other words]

[They'll die from the heat]

[Oblivious to this...]

[Hodong passes the South Gate]

I think they're already there.

No way!

- They got the card.
- We came straight here.

Right.

[You ate dumplings]

We didn't stop for anything.

[Nearing the hot innerwear]

'Sir. Sir!'

[They arrive and shout 'sir']

Here it is!

[Gateway to the hot innerwear]

'We're here.'

We are...

We are...!

Here!!!

- Old fashioned.
- Old fashioned.

They don't do
dramatic reactions any more.

[Overcome with (false) success]

'Beautiful day'

[Sharing the (false) happiness]

Sun Wukong!

[Sun Wukong gets attention
because of his gold crown]

[Let me introduce myself]
'I am Zhu Bajie.'

[He does look like Zhu Bajie]

[Entertaining them
with a little trick]

Wow.

[Let's go get the rascal]

Wrong pronunciation.

[Hello]

Bajie.

Bajie.

I told you so.

[Coming to his senses]

Wukong.

Good job, guys.

[A sad sigh]
Man...

[A gift for the loser]

[The innerwear that's been
cooking under the sun]

Come here.
I have a gift for you.

It's yours.
Go and change.

Limber Bajie.
Limber Bajie.

.

[The story behind
Tripitaka Race]

[How did they team up?]

What made you team up
at the airport?

- Let's stick together.
- Yeah.

[Teaming up straight away]

I know.

Actually...

Jiwon is...
He is really...

I think he can tell
what's going to happen.

You know how he took me
aside at the Incheon Airport?

Yeah.

He said, "Come here."

- I said there was a pretty girl.
- Yeah.

But that's when he persuaded me.

"Let's become a team.
I'll make you Tripitaka."

Before we got on the airplane.
How can you beat that?

- There were no cameras there.
- I know.

"You be Tripitaka.
I just want to avoid being third."

[When the two team up
only one will be left]

Hodong could only be third.

[That's how it happened]