Hey! I said freeze!
Jesus.
[grunts]
[panting]
-Hey, get out of the way!
-Go get this clown.
I'm in pursuit of that suspect!
Hey. What are you guys
actors or something?
-[tires screech]
-[yells]
Oh, sh*t! Call an ambulance!
[grunts]
[all grunting]
[screams] f*ck!
Where the f*ck is it?
Where the f*ck is it?
[both grunting]
[screams]
[yells]
-[man] Hey!
-f*ck.
What did you do to my buddies,
as*h*le?
[music stops]
You knocked out the front teeth
of the show's main star?
-He attacked me, sir.
-No, he didn't.
I saw the security footage.
Yeah, he did. I mean,
he was-- Well, he was about to.
-It was self-defense.
-No.
He was an actor.
He was just acting.
And you put
a small-time criminal
on life support?
That wasn't my fault.
Technically,
it was 50-50
between the driver
and the pedestrian.
Bus driver, failure to yield.
Penal code 21950.
-Pedestrian, jaywalking.
Penal code 6589.
-Shut up.
Sir, I was just doing my job.
Your job was to address
questions
to the writer on set
regarding copyright issues.
Yeah, I know. But, um...
I got distracted.
["Bad Girl" by henry parsley &
Nathalie Mac playing]
Try my new product.
[paper rustles
mimicking g*n c*ck]
[man] And cut.
So... What are you talking
about, again?
The similarities are striking.
The dialogue is identical in
some places.
No.
My hero is a baker...
not a chemistry teacher.
And he has leukemia.
Not cancer.
Baking Bread has nothing to do
with the series you mentioned.
-What was it called again?
- Breaking Bad.
Breaking Bad?
Yeah, well, your superior's
accusations are all false
and, frankly, ridiculous.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!
Excuse me.
Where are you going?
Stop resisting!
[Atlas] And you knocked over
some very expensive LED light.
Well, got in the way.
Are you gonna pay for it?
How much for a stupid lamp?
Ah, that was an ARRI SkyPanel
S60. It costs 6,800 dollars.
6,800 dollars for a...
Are you kidding me?
My car costs less than that.
Uh, that's why you can't hook up
with anyone.
By the way,
we're still waiting on
the dentist bill
for Mr. Famous Face here.
I'm sorry, sir.
I try to stay out of trouble.
I try not to cause any losses
for the department.
But that guy was a green dust
dealer.
And when I see drugs...
you know how I despise drugs.
The DEA stopped the green dust
problem.
All that's left
are small-time dealer nobodies,
-but that's not your problem.
-No, sir,
if you would just
please promote me
to a real, actual field agent,
I could prove it to you
that there's still green dust
out there on the market!
I don't want to hear this
anymore, Marshall!
-Yes, sir.
-Now I struck a deal
with the movie studio.
I've got a way
that you can make this
all up to me.
-No.
-Yes.
Sir, I can't do the PR video.
I'm, like, super camera shy.
Preventing intellectual
property theft
is the main facus... focus
of the NIPRCC and FBI's
criminal investigation program.
Um, we specifically focus on
the trade secrets
that could possibly be stolen,
as well as consumer rights
being...
[woman] And cut.
Okay, can we start from the top?
Someone, please, we'll need
a little make up on him.
Do you think maybe
we could do one
where he's not hiding his hand?
He's got a fake pinky finger
on his left hand.
So he's being a little girl
about it.
Okay. Never mind.
Hey, my nephew's a good guy.
I asked you to keep him safe,
didn't I?
Marshall has this way
of attracting little incidents.
Little incident?
It was a huge mess.
He's not supposed
to get involved
in any violent altercations.
I could have him at the DEA
if I wanted him.
None of that mess
was a part of his assignment.
His job was to ask questions
to the writer on set.
[sighs]
I know these menial assignments
don't satisfy him.
But you gotta keep him
out of trouble.
I took a b*llet for you in '98.
That's the least you can do.
You've been bringing this up
for 25 years now.
All I ask of you now is
to keep my nephew safe.
I'm trying, but you know,
I'm fed up with this sh*t.
He wrecked four cars last
Friday. Four.
Chasing after some karaoke
singer.
-[sighs]
-Alright.
Maybe I better bring Marshall
in to the DEA
for some office work
where I keep an eye on him.
I'll get you Demetrius
in return.
Remind me,
which one's Demetrius?
[rapping]
Yo, yo, yo
You know who I am, b*tch?
It's your boy Demetrius
I'm young, I'm rich
And I take your chick
That's right, baby
Man, that was trash.
What? What, man?
I don't know, you're just like
all the other wannabe rappers.
That rich b*tch, itch switch.
I don't f*cking know,
it's all the same, Demetrius.
I don't know, let me...
Man, let me see some moves.
[rapping]
Uh-huh, uh-huh
[Demi] What the hell, man?
-Let me see something, yeah.
-You done now, man?
-Come on. Go crazy, go crazy.
-Alright, man.
-You just saw greatness.
Come on. Go.
-Yo, you want it?
Put the money on the ground
Don't make no sound
Demetrius is in the building
Want a little Harlem Shake?
Oh, sh**t, right here
What do you want?
What do you want
What do you want
You want a little bit of this
A little bit of that
What do you want
A little moonwalk?
What do you want, man?
Here's something
Hit a little robot in there
Hit a little step
Oh, sh*t
Demetrius k*lling it
Oh, that boy Demetrius
Spinning and he dip
Stop.
Stop.
Maybe try...
reaction videos or something.
I don't know.
There's gotta be something
that would just be unique.
Something you're great at.
-I don't know.
-[kittens meowing]
Hold on, what the hell?
All that dang talkin'.
You do some reaction videos.
I don't know what the hell
I would--
-[meowing continues]
-I'll be back in a minute.
Hey, man, who is this?
Oh, sh*t. Sorry, sir.
I got distracted, my bad.
I'm on my way.
Alright. Damn.
Hey, man, I gotta go.
I'll holler at you later
or something, man.
-Appreciate you.
-I'll send you the invoice.
Send me the video.
["Bring The Pain" by DJ $crilla
playing]
-[engine revs]
-[tires screech]
[Demi over the phone]
What's up, Tom?
Where are you?
I called you
like a hundred times.
-[Demi] I'm on my way.
-[Tom] Hurry, I'm pinned under
heavy fire.
Why did you leave?
[Demi] I told you,
I'll be there in a sec.
You still in line?
Yeah, I'm hoping
they don't rush me.
-How many bad guys are there?
-[Tom] I don't know.
-Four or five?
- [Demi] Four or five?
What the hell is this,
World w*r III?
-[Demi]
What did you do, man?
-I'm doing my job.
[Demi]
Aw, you must be hungry.
Yo, there ain't no line over
that at Leo's.
I can stop and get us--
Are you kidding me?
Get your a*s here
and get here fast.
I'm being shot at.
Relax, man.
Backup's on the way.
-[tires screech]
-Chill!
Yeup!
What's going on, brother man?
You alright?
Cool. Let's see here.
I ain't got no time
for a Rasta Pasta oxtail bowl.
I need something quick.
I'm in a hurry.
[tires screeching]
[engine revving]
[g*nshots]
[g*n fires]
[song slowly fades]
-What's up?
-Hey, thanks for showing up.
I'm almost out of rounds.
Sorry, I ran into a friend.
[g*nshots]
-You didn't take the decoy car,
right?
-Nah.
There's two up on the stairs,
there's at least two more
below them.
Alright, babe.
-You're gonna aim?
-[g*nsh*t]
I'm causing panic.
Is it working?
I'ma ambush them
from the other side.
I'll be right back.
[b*ll*ts ricochet]
[g*n fires]
What's going on, y'all, man?
It's your boy, Demi,
in a real-life, actual gunfight.
-Check me out.
-[g*n fires]
What are you doing?
Hey, man, hush.
Nice pants, by the way.
-Thank you.
-[g*n fires]
[rapping]
I'ma take down sum ops
Make this sh*t go grah,
Grah, grah
I'm ready for this, yeah
I'ma go pow, pow, pow
Like wow, wow, wow
Right now, now, now
Are you seriously high
right now, dude?
Alright, I'm about to
distract them...
until SWAT get here.
'Bout to take cover.
Don't forget to subscribe.
[Demi]
Oh, sh*t. Here they come.
Watch out, man.
Hey, you checked out my
application?
Be careful.
Whoo!
-We did it, man!
-Oh, especially you.
You did a little something too.
I ain't mad at you.
-[g*n fires]
-Oh, sh*t!
That's the new guy
who shot his partner in the
foot?
I heard about him.
That's the problem I have
with him, see?
He's famous.
He volunteers
for undercover jobs.
He forgets to mention
he's got a YouTube channel
with over 28,000 viewers.
Well, that's not a lot.
He's an undercover agent, Atlas.
Fine, we'll trade.
I could use a social media
expert in my department.
Alright, good.
He'll be more useful there.
You can have him.
Great. And you can have Marshall
as your DEA desk fairy.
No. No, I changed my mind.
You can have them both.
Hey, you talked me out of
buying bitcoin
at eight cents. You owe me.
Demetrius will be in your office
tomorrow by nine.
-Great.
-We're done.
Thanks again for signing us on
as your exclusive production
company.
Just keeping our end of the
bargain.
How's your main star from
Baking Bread ?
His facial recovery
is going to take weeks.
Our producer,
she's still looking for a
replacement.
A replacement?
No. Your guy's not an actor.
Come on, Lana. [scoffs]
He'll be doing it for free.
I don't have time for this,
Atlas.
We have a lot on our plate now.
-The damages are terrible.
-It was just a lamp.
And a semi-famous main actor.
I am not talking about
that moronic TV show.
The only reason I'm even
working in TV now
is because my movies are
flopping
at the European box office.
There are no proper regulations
for piracy
in places like Eastern Europe.
The movie theaters are
basically empty.
Kids share movies
from their mom's basement.
My stepson,
he's an exchange student
in Hungary,
and he has seen all of the
premiere movies
at ill*gal screenings
on campus for peanuts.
Of course they don't buy
ten-dollar movie tickets.
That's because
they don't use dollars in
Hungary.
I don't care
what toy money they use there.
They don't spend it on our
movies.
In Romania, Bulgaria, that
whole region,
they're just a bunch of pirates.
[blender whirring]
Maybe I could send someone there
to make order.
I could do that for you.
I heard they have FBI
in Hungary too.
Just make a phone call
and let them deal with it.
Listen, if you can do something
about piracy,
we can call ourselves even.
Who are we waiting for, sir?
Your new partner.
He was supposed to be here by
nine.
Uh... I've never had a partner
before.
Now you do.
You're going on a high-profile
mission to Europe.
Wow, really?
I thought you were mad at me.
I'll give you the rest of
the details when he gets here.
[Marshall exhales]
Don't have to brief you twice.
Of course.
[exhales]
Sir, you getting, uh,
those little bags
under your eyes again?
Have you been getting
enough, uh,
water in your diet?
I'm well hydrated, yes.
How's your sleep been?
Have you been getting
good REM sleep?
I'm fine, Marshall.
Mind your own business.
Little tense in here, right?
Am I making you tense?
You are now, yes.
I'll just be quiet.
Now that's a great idea.
[whistles]
Why don't we just give him
a phone call?
You know what?
I'm the g*dd*mn chief.
Why don't I make the decisions?
[Marshall clears throat]
[kitten meowing in distance]
[meowing continues]
Unsaved number.
Decline.
What's going on, y'all?
We spoke on the phone earlier,
right?
Yeah, I'm Chief Cardamo.
Okay, okay.
I do better at first names, man.
Let me hear it.
Chief Cardamo.
Alright, man.
What's going on? I'm Demetrius.
-Marshall.
-Okay.
-Take a seat.
-[Demi] Cool.
What the hell going on?
[Demi grunts, sniffles]
You okay?
You got a problem?
You got so much cologne on,
man?
It's aftershave, okay?
I'm sorry, so I don't smell
like a sewer rat.
Apology accepted, man.
[whispers] You might wanna
apologize for being late.
Oh, sh**t. My bad, man.
At least tell me you...
I don't know, you missed your
bus.
I missed my bus.
Did you really miss your bus?
-Sure, buddy.
-[Marshall] That's what
I thought.
Sir, he's lying to you.
To your face.
In your office.
Okay, now that you two are
friends,
I need to send the both of you
to Hungary to investigate...
abuse of intellectual property
at the university campus there
in...
-Debrecen.
-Debre-what?
-There are ill*gal
screenings there.
-Debrecen.
They watch the latest movies
sometimes even before
the official release date.
So some kids are torrenting?
They can't deal with that
locally?
I need you to go over and set
an example.
If US agents show up,
then the pirates
will crap their pantalones
and cease their operation
in the region.
Make an example.
What do you want me to do, man?
-I'll beat up some pirate kids.
-No, no excessive force.
Just record a screening,
provide evidence,
so the studio can start a trial.
The mission is four weeks.
Four weeks? To attend some
screenings?
We don't know how often
they have these screenings.
So you may need the time.
So why don't we
just consider this to be
a bonus trip?
Um, do they speak English in
Hungary?
The local authorities
will provide a translator, yes.
Gza! Gza, please!
[sighs]
Look, Maya, you're Polish
and you work for International
Affairs.
Why on earth would I put you on
that case?
Because it's Debrecen.
You know I have to be there.
Your father may be
in a thousand
different places by now,
you know that.
But I have a gut feeling
he's there. I need to find him.
Gut feeling? Great.
[inhales] Look, they asked for
a Hungarian translator,
and you... I'm sorry, Maya,
you don't speak proper
Hungarian.
[in Hungarian]
That's not true.
I can speak Hungarian.
-[chuckles] Really?
-Yeah.
[in English] Okay.
[in Hungarian]
Then send toast to
ten tense stout saints'
ten tall tents, buttercup.
[in English] f*ck you, Gza.
I'm gonna send Ildik or Magdi,
because they are Hungarians,
and you are not.
-I--
-Discussion over.
Maybe I should ask your wife.
About Ildik or Magdi.
Which she prefers.
What are you talking about?
I know about your stakeout
at Lake Balaton.
Oh, that. Well, you know the
saying.
Whatever happens at Lake Balaton
stays at Lake Balaton.
Nah, that's an overused clich
about Vegas.
Actually anything that happens
anywhere in the world
goes to the collective
subconscious
and to the cafeteria
of the borough.
Only your wife doesn't know
about the lake incident.
What?
But, unfortunately...
I happen to go to
the same farmers' market
as she does.
Great,
now you're blackmailing me.
Oh no, no, no. No, I'm just
saying that if I bump into her,
we might talk, I might say
something,
but if I'd be in Debrecen...
Listen, I bought you those
very expensive stupid glasses--
-Oh, smart glasses.
-That.
And also I paid for your
sn*per's camp.
Very f*cking expensive.
So I think you and me,
we're even.
We are cool already, okay?
I think after that carbon
emission from the yacht trip,
you would use some electric car.
What?
[in Hungarian] Buttercup.
What the f*ck is that
piece of sh*t anyway?
[airplane approaching]
-Hi.
-Copyright cops! Hi!
Oh, no, no, we're agents.
Uh...
[chuckles]
I'm Marshall.
This is Demetrius.
-Hi. Maya.
-My pleasure.
-I guess she already knows that.
-Yeah.
-See? Told you.
-Yeah, she knows because she
was briefed.
Not because of your TikTok
channel.
How do you know what she was
briefed
and how she got briefed, man?
Maya sweetheart,
which one is your favorite track
from Demi's world?
Uh, can you speak a little
slower, please?
Which one is your favorite track
by Demetrius?
Are you talking about yourself
or is there another Demetrius?
He has 28,000 viewers or
something on his internet
channel.
So he thinks he's an
international superstar.
I'm so sorry about this guy.
28,000 subscribers.
Not viewers, dawg. Get it right.
-Let me get this for you.
-Thank you.
-Of course.
-And, uh,
did you have a good flight?
No.
[Demi] Crying babies
are the most natural thing.
The sirens of our future.
-You were a baby too.
-Yeah, I sure was.
But I wasn't like that baby
in 27B sitting on the airplane.
That thing was a literal
demon spawn
causing everybody physical pain.
-Man, it's all in your head.
-[mimics baby scream]
Surrender to it.
Pain is an experience.
It's up to you
what you do with it.
Just breathe in...
and breathe out.
Oh, so you're spiritual too.
Yes, I am.
I read it's the best way
to connect
with your audience
as an influencer.
So you know, that's what I do.
Great.
And how's FBI in America?
I guess
you guys have more going on
than we do.
Yeah, um, we do.
I'm--I'm with the NIPRCC.
It's a branch of the FBI.
And it's mainly office work.
Lame. I'm with the DEA.
Drug Enforcement Administration.
-I know DEA.
-Uh-huh.
So, how come you guys
are on a copyright case then?
I was an undercover agent.
I helped bust
the green dust traffic.
So you know,
I got big status now.
He didn't. He didn't, he didn't.
Um, green dust is still
on the market.
It's a big problem in our
country still.
He was fired from the DEA
because he's late everywhere.
No. The cartel is done.
So they want to use my skills
in other fields.
What skills? Tell me one skill.
-You're a clown.
-And you're a hater, dawg.
-I don't even know
what a hater is, fool.
-Look in the mirror.
You'll see.
Okay.
I'm just gonna--
I'ma just look out the window.
You guys can continue talking.
I just... I need...
[chuckles] I need a moment.
I guess we're gonna have
a great time.
So this is the university
with the big piracy operation,
huh?
We should probably do some
online searching.
Um, this poster is
about a film club that needs no
membership.
Where you can see
the latest movies for student
price
at the screening room of DIT.
-What's DIT?
-Debrecen Institute of
Technology.
Actually,
there are many universities in
Debrecen.
We are currently
in the main building of the
university,
but there is an agricultural one
and a medical one as well.
Besides DIT.
Girl, that's too much
information.
I gotta sleep off this jet lag.
Man, I got to be outta here.
Peace.
Uh...
Where's he going?
You heard him.
I guess to go to sleep.
-But we agreed to have lngos
for lunch.
-Exactly.
Sorry about him.
I'll go with you if he doesn't
want to.
Hey man, somebody call me Uber.
I don't know
where the hotel's at.
There are no Ubers here.
Don't you want to go have
lngos with us?
Whatever.
Hungarian girls are
fine as hell, man.
-Hi!
-Ciao.
Wow, Marshall,
you eat with such etiquette.
Thanks.
Man, I was in some serious need
for some grubbing.
Um...[chuckles]
Would you be so kind
to repeat that, please?
Sorry, I can translate.
He was hungry.
Man, I'm hungry...in Hungary.
-Now that's funny.
Should write that down.
-[Maya] Yeah.
You should, 'cause no one's
ever thought of that before.
This is the most unhealthy food
I've ever eaten in my life.
Oh, you want something else?
-They have pizza...
-No.
No,no, no. It's great.
Don't get me wrong, but...
I don't think pizza's going
to be any healthier.
Okay. Um, coffee? Anyone?
Actually, yeah, coffee is
a great digestive agent, so...
I've always wanted to try
European coffee.
Yeah. I'm a gourmet. I'm down.
[indistinct chatter]
Do we only get samples?
Um, this is how Europeans drink
their coffee.
Man, bring me five more.
This ain't gonna work.
[crickets chirping]
[heart thumping]
[grunts]
Damn.
I can't sleep.
My heart is... breakdancing.
sh*t.
[sighs]
Can you stop
moving around so much, please?
Man, you got some serious sh*t
going on with your nerves.
I told you not to eat
all that fruit on the plane.
Fruit is healthy.
It's full of sugar.
I don't eat sugar.
What do you think
makes it sweet, Einstein?
It's fructose.
-It's different.
-Potato, tomato...
My a*s.
[sighs]
Alright, I'm going for a walk.
sh*t. I am too, man. Hold up.
[thud]
[crickets chirping]
Hey, man, you look thirsty.
Need a beer?
No, we're not going to a bar
right now.
We ain't got no bar. It's
a corner store up the street.
It's cheaper anyway.
[chuckles]
You don't want the more
expensive stuff?
You know, you're always...
rapping about how much money
you have on your YouTube
channel, so...
Aw, you follow my channel,
I knew it.
-Nah, I took a peek,
that was plenty.
-Yeah, peek my a*s, you hooked.
Just admit it.
Yeah, I do have a suggestion
though.
Your rap music content...
You might actually want to put
that in the comedy section.
It would fit in better there.
[clicks tongue]
Man, whatever, man.
Speaking of content, we need
something anyway to keep the
channel rolling.
So if we ain't going to no bar,
getting no beer, can you at
least help a brother get one?
-No.
-Why not?
You ain't got nothing to do
anyway.
I could go to sleep right now.
I'm super jet lagged.
[clicks tongue]
Man, you ain't
jet lagged my butt, man.
Look it, I told you not to drink
that coffee earlier.
-You?
-Yeah.
-You-you told me not to drink
that coffee?
-Yeah. Yeah, man, now come on.
Let's make this video.
We need some bonding anyway.
Some James Bonding. Pow!
Oh, you actually thought that
was witty?
-Comedy section.
-You're always talking sh*t,
Marshall.
[Demi] Always talking sh*t.
-Man, back up. Back up, back up.
-Okay.
-Back up. Stop, stop, stop,
stop.
-Okay, tell me when.
That's good.
Make it a wide shot.
We need post-communist realness
in it's full sight of its glory,
man.
-Let's go. Get it right.
-Will you...
-Turn the camera, man.
-[Marshall scoffs]
Yea, that's good right there.
Alright.
-Cool.
-Actually, you're right. That...
-These buildings here are
pretty beautiful.
-Yeah.
It's production value.
My man, exactly.
Do you want extras in the shot?
Yeah, cool. Let's get it.
-Cool.
-Okay.
[crickets chirping]
Go for it.
Say "action", man.
-Action.
-[rapping]
Yo
I'm in The Carpathian Basin
Sipping wine out of a raisin
Getting sick from goulash
That's pronounced "gulys"
Art is martial when
You kick it with Marshall
Don't say my name.
-You can't say my name.
-Alright. My bad, man.
-Okay. Take two. Roll it.
-Alright.
Whenever you're ready.
Alright, man. Cool. Say
"action".
-Action.
-[rapping]
Yo
I'm in the Carpathian Basin
Sipping wine out of a raisin
Getting sick from goulash
That's pronounced "gulys"
Art is martial
When you kick it with Joe--
[music stops]
[in Hungarian]
What are you doing?
[Marshall]
You buy beer for children?
How old are you?
Um, I'm six... sixteen.
-Sixteen?
-[in Hungarian]
Speak Hungarian!
-Sixteen years old.
-[in Hungarian] What?
Do you know what beer does
with a child's brain?
Yo, this one goes out to all
the phonies who can't
walk the walk
-and talk the talk
like Demi...
-Alright, I'm an FBI agent.
[Demi] This time you're
gonna learn from my man, man.
[Marshall] You just assaulted
an FBI agent--
["Ready to Fight" by Michael
Werner & Black Prez playing]
[Demi]
I see he's about to go
Terminator mode.
I wouldn't mess
with these agents.
[in Hungarian]
Who gave you permission to film?
Hey, man, what the...
[grunting]
[thud]
[thud]
[thud]
-[thud]
-[grunts]
-[slap]
-[grunts]
[thud]
[thud]
[music stops]
-Hey! You okay?
-Man...
-No, man, I ain't okay, man.
-Just get up. Come on.
Easy, man.
It hurts like a m*therf*cker,
man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey,
hey, hey, hey.
[sighs]
Pain's just in your head.
It's just like an experience.
You know, you can choose
to suffer or, like, embrace it.
Get off me, man.
You're on my damn nerves, man.
Now you got a sense of humor
all of a sudden.
Come on. That was funny.
[man 1 in movie]
I swear on your life.
I'm not an AI person.
[man 2]
You are, dude.
You ain't got no emotions.
[man 1]
I do. I feel all the main
and most of the side emotions.
[man 2] Hush, he is coming.
[Demi] What were you doing
last night and today?
I-- I had some private stuff.
Private stuff?
[clicks tongue]
You got friends in town?
[ominus theater music plays]
[sighs]
There's this woman, Anik.
And she's actually
more of a friend of my dad's.
And--
Can you guys shut up?
[Demi shushing]
You hush!
What were you saying?
-[sighs]
-[clicks tongue]
[Man 1] Why do you wanna
k*ll your boss?
[Man 2] None of your business,
just sh**t him.
[Man 1] I will feel bad about
his termination.
[Man 2] No, you won't.
You're AI.
[Man 1] I told you.
I'm flesh and blood and sh*t.
[Man 2] I'll upgrade you to 3.1
if you eliminate him now.
-3.2.
-[Man 1] Deal.
[message chimes]
Damn, Andrea has just texted.
-Patient 16 died.
-What? What the hell?
-Where does the treatment
go wrong?
-Keep it down, bro.
But where do we go wrong?
He's the third this month.
Fourth.
The Indian chick died too.
Indian chick?
I thought they want men only.
-They said
Andrea needed a female.
-For what?
I don't know.
I'll quit doing this
if they're late for the pay
once again.
Yeah, me too.
It's not about
extending lifespan.
I don't like it at all.
-And the boss gets under
my skin as well.
-Yeah.
[message chimes]
-Speak of the devil.
-What?
-[scoffs] Dude, we gotta go.
- [man 1 in movie]
Target acquired.
Calculating optimal firing
parameters.
Wind speed, distance,
and trajectory accounted for.
[Man 2] What wind speed?
We're indoors. Stupid robot.
[footsteps]
[footsteps]
[door clicks]
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Yeah, do--do you speak English?
-Yes.
-Okay. I'm with the FBI.
I need to speak with those two
students that just passed here.
-What--what students?
-The students that just walked
by you, sir.
-I didn't see anyone, mate.
-Okay, well I'm gonna go
follow them.
-Hey, hey. you can't go in.
-Do not touch me.
-You can't go in.
-Call your supervisor.
[in Hungarian]
He went in.
[door squeaks]
[footsteps]
[footsteps]
[in Hungarian]
Can we help you?
Uh, I don't speak Hungarian.
English?
Oh, okay.
[in Hungarian]
Tough luck, beanpole.
Hit my head again, I'll beat
f*cking both your asses.
[in Hungarian]
The f*ck you're saying?
He hit his head.
I hope it hurt.
Now beat it, bro.
-[door squeaks]
-[laughs]
-Who the hell was that?
-What a stupid hairdo. Jesus.
Fruitcake.
"Patient 16 dying"?
Since when do they refer
to patients with numbers?
That sh*t was suspicious to me
too.
You don't know
who I'm talking about.
I'm an ear hustler.
I heard them.
What we need to do
is what we came here to do.
Watch movies and make videos.
Or we get into some action, man.
Hey, imagine how many
subscribers that sh*t can bring,
huh?
Now you're thinking.
My man, okay?
Okay, but how do we find these
guys?
I mean, the university.
They have to know who's putting
these screenings on, right?
We need to arrest those
m*therf*ckers, man.
No, we can't arrest these guys
for watching movies, okay?
We'll get to the piracy issue,
but this just is...
This is much bigger.
They're talking about people
dying.
They've been collecting
the homeless for about
half a year now.
What are you talking about?
[sighs]
My dad, he's a...
semi-famous artist in Poland.
He met this woman, Anik,
online on this dating app
for artists.
She's from Debrecen,
so he came here to meet her.
And he went missing ever since.
-Does your dad look like a hobo?
-I just told you
he's an artist, okay?
Why didn't you tell us this
earlier?
Because I was told
not to investigate the case.
Anik couldn't help much.
Others told me
that homeless people are going
missing.
Local police told me
that there's nothing going on.
People just wandered away.
And that Debrecen is
quite a crimeless city. So...
What time is it back in
Los Angeles?
[distant sirens]
No, Marshall, no.
I understand
that given your family issues,
you jump on drug dealers,
even if it's totally not your
job.
But this homeless conspiracy
behind God's back?
No, Marshall,
it's absolutely none of your
concern.
I don't wanna have to worry
about you guys
for two weeks at least, okay?
Just go have some goulash
and enjoy the beach.
There's no beach here, sir.
This is a landlocked country.
Well, they have some big-a*s
lake.
Yeah, the Balaton.
It's on the other side of
Hungary.
Then go climb some hills.
It's pretty flat around here
actually, sir, so...
-Then get drunk. Their wine is
champion.
-I don't drink alcohol.
Enough! Enough already!
Stop messing with the homeless.
[sighs]
-And their abductors or
whatever.
-Yes, sir. Will do that.
[phone slams]
So, did he give you permission
to look into the matter?
Yes.
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
[birds chirping]
-So you wanna quit?
-Yes, Andrea.
We didn't sign up for this.
Emanuele said you needed
programmers.
We thought it was computers.
Emanuele doesn't know the
details.
Did you talk to the police?
What? No.
We just discussed amongst
ourselves
that it's too much stress
and we don't get paid on time.
I told you. The money comes
in special cryptocurrency
which has to be converted.
Oh yeah? Well, you also said
we'd be taking part in
treatments,
that may have no licensing
but still are life-saving.
Well, we--we create mind-control
content.
It's a cure for cancer.
Whatever.
Now that you brought the FBI on
me,
I can be honest with you.
Holy sh*t, he is gonna suicide
us.
We don't need any more details.
We just want our final check
and get out.
The DIT building
was ideal for the operation.
Now we have to relocate.
-What did you tell the FBI?
-We'd never talk to anyone
about this.
It's Dani,
he speaks to Emanuele sometimes.
Yeah, I saw all the messages...
and pictures.
[sighs]
[clicks tongue]
Who is the American
who was with you last night?
No one was with us!
You need us.
[chokes]
[grunts]
[snaps]
[exhales]
No, no! Damn it, Hektor!
[in Hungarian]
You're welcome.
-I k*lled one to make the other
speak!
-Yes!
Do you even understand me?
Hmm?
-Don't k*ll anyone!
-Yes, don't!
-Do you speak English?
-Small.
And this chick walks into
the elevator and goes "
harmadik ".
I'm like, "harm a d*ck"?
-[knocking]
-That's all you got for me,
sweetie?
My main man, Maya walks in,
and translates drunkenese
and goes,
"Harmadik means third."
-She's trying to get to the
third floor. Feel me?
-[knocking]
-Coming.
- Harmadik.
Guess what their word
for tenth is? "Tease a d*ck."
-Hey, Maya.
-It makes no sense to me.
[Maya] Hey, guys.
Did you see the news this
morning?
About Turkey Pox?
No, not about Turkey Pox. Look.
These two IT students
were found dead this morning.
Whoa.
These are the guys
from last night.
-These are the guys.
-Yeah.
So I google-searched that photo.
I found their social media
profiles.
And it turns out they have
Anik as a mutual friend with
me.
So I was thinking maybe you
can get in touch with local
police
and ask for some more
information.
Yeah, yeah. Let me get my stuff.
-Yeah, and...
-Get out of bed.
Yeah. So I'll go visit Anik.
Whoa. You're not gonna come
with us?
No, let's not waste time.
Who's gonna translate for us
at the police station?
They all speak English.
No, check it out now. It's Demi
Show.
D as in dog.
[barks]
E as in elephant.
[makes elephant noise]
-M as in monkey.
-I can see that. Thank you.
Oh, alright. For sure.
It's the third one. "Harm a
d*ck."
I'll check it out.
In my short lunch break.
Alright, alright. What's your
name again?
Mariann.
-Oh, sh**t. Mary Ann, huh?
-No. Mariann.
-My bad, sweetie. Gee. Bye.
-Thanks.
You have a nice day now,
beautiful.
Thank you.
As I see, you're with
intellectual property.
Why do you want details on a
m*rder?
It's very fresh actually.
My men are still at the crime
scene.
We had a very unusual encounter
with these gentlemen just the
other night.
So any details you could provide
would help with our
investigation.
Sorry, I can't update you.
Sir, I totally understand.
But any information
would be highly appreciated.
We will release a statement
when it's time.
Were the victims' bodies
found at
the Debrecen University campus?
You had unusual encounters with
them.
Why don't you give us
more info on those guys?
Okay. The type of affairs
that these guys were involved in
sounds like the kind of business
that you don't make it out of
alive.
What makes you think that?
It's a conversation I overheard
them having at the campus.
Where are you stationed right
now?
Stationed at a hotel. Just
nearby.
We might reach out for you later
and exchange information, okay?
-Can you leave us your contact
info?
-Absolutely.
[pen clicks]
Here's my phone number.
Here's the hotel we're staying
at.
[footsteps]
[footsteps]
So you're staying in Hotel
Divinus.
That's exclusive. Can you
afford it?
-Uhmm--
-Well, I have a spare room here.
You can stay with me for a few
days.
Actually, there's three of us,
so...
Who are your friends?
Colleagues from the FBI,
overseas.
Wow.
They're investigating this from
America?
No, they are here
on a completely different case.
I just asked them
to help me find my father.
-[sips]
-Yeah.
I'm happy to hear that.
[mug sets on table]
Do you happen to know
a Turkish IT student named
Sleyman Sadik?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, Slo.
Yeah, yeah, he's a friend
of my son's.
Do you know him?
He's a nice kid.
Did you read the news this
morning?
No, no, I haven't been
on Facebook yet today. Why?
What's new?
Sleyman was k*lled.
Oh my God. What happened?
We don't know,
but I was surprised you knew
him.
[sighs] Oh, I didn't know him
that much.
Did your son know him well?
Yes, yes, um...
But Dani is in Italy now.
He just started to work
for a crypto company.
You said you couldn't pick up
my father from the station
because you were on your way
home from Romania, right?
So you sent your son?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dani was still
in Debrecen three weeks ago.
-And he helped me out.
-My dad wrote me...
"The kids were funny,
swore a bit too much,
which you know I f*cking hate."
Haha.
"But they showed me the city
until
Anik arrived back in town. We
had kebab."
Yes, yes, yes, I remember.
I remember him smelling like
onion when I first met him.
-Yeah, he had Turkish food.
-Oh yeah.
Gyros and kebab
are like national food here.
So my point is, he said "kids".
And you said your son
doesn't really have any
friends, so maybe...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was
Slo. That was Slo, yeah.
You know, my son doesn't drive.
And he couldn't take the car,
he needed a driver,
and that's why he asked Slo.
-Can I talk to Dani?
-Sure.
You should write him on
Instagram.
He never answers the phone.
[nervously laughs]
[stirring sounds]
Hey, guys.
-Hey.
-What's up, girl?
Talked to that Japanese lady?
What'd she say?
What Japanese lady?
You said she had
a Japanese name, didn't you?
Oh, Anik. That's a Hungarian
female name.
-[Demi] Okay.
-But you should hear her
surname.
What's that, Koshugi?
No, it's Kiss.
Kiss? Anik Kiss?
-What? Is she in porn?
-No, "kiss" means little
in Hungarian.
And it's actually a very common
name here.
So it's Kiss Anik,
because they have surname first.
I ordered you some pancakes.
I saw you eye-balling it the
other day.
-Thanks.
-You got it.
-Suck-up.
-Enjoy that.
So, Anik told me
that Sleyman, one of the
victims,
picked up my father from the
station.
So he wasn't just randomly
picked up from the park.
Yeah. When we were at the
police station, I mean,
it seemed like they got a lot of
missing people around here
right now.
What did the police say about
the m*rder?
[inhales]
Well, not much 'cause it was
too soon.
I mean they can't even tell how
they got k*lled right now,
but they're gonna keep us
posted.
We can't wait for the police.
We should do
our own research on these guys.
I got an idea.
Let's just go in.
[laughs]
What do you mean?
I'll go undercover.
You know I'm DEA, right?
I'll pretend I'm homeless.
Let them snatch my a*s up.
I'll be on the inside. Right?
Where are we gonna
put you undercover, genius?
My dad was last seen at Dri
Museum.
So, my guess would be
the park in front of it?
[crickets chirping]
[car doors clunk open]
Whew.
[car doors slamming]
How do I look?
Like a local person without a
proper home?
-Mm-hmm.
-You do. You look good.
Good. Kidnappers prefer
the foreigner, trust me.
You know, I would know.
Yeah, less strings.
-[Demi laughs]
-Okay.
-[Maya laughs]
-[Marshall scoffs]
High-tech homeless.
-Exactly.
-You got it good, eh?
-Yeah.
-Check the GPS.
-All good.
-Cool.
-Well, synced up?
-I guess so.
-Showtime.
-Alright.
-Good luck.
-Let's make it happen. My man.
[Marshall scoffs]
[sighs]
So, how did you get placed
on this mission?
-You know, 'cause you're not
Hungarian.
-Mm-mm.
Well, I...
[clicks tongue]
Well...
I blackmailed my boss.
Yeah. Don't laugh, I'm serious.
Hey...
Maya, you know blackmailing is
a very serious crime. Did you...
Did you really blackmail your
boss?
I...
I'm gonna have to report you
for this.
-Okay...
-I don't know why you're
laughing.
It's kind of a serious subject,
you could lose your position.
I can't tell whether
you're joking or... or not.
I'm kidding!
Alright, I was just...
Relax, I'm kidding.
But, you know,
Demetrius, on the other hand,
I am gonna have to write
a report about that guy
because...
I actually checked out his
YouTube channel.
-And he's ripped off Post Malone
and the Migos.
-Hmm.
On two separate occasions,
for both beat and lyrics.
Wow, I thought
he was a little bit more
original,
but I guess he's not.
But he's funny.
He is.
And it's funny that he is a DEA
agent.
[scoffs] Yeah, well, he
transferred, so we're stuck with
him at the FBI now.
Yeah, to be clear, I checked
his papers,
and they're all fake. They're
all fake.
You know what? I'm not even
surprised anymore by this guy.
I swear. He's probably
one of those ex-users
that the police just bring on
anyways,
you know,
because they cut a deal with
him.
No, he has no criminal record.
Then why is he even at the
Bureau?
I think it's for his YouTube
act.
Wow.
Well, you probably did your
homework on me too then.
Uh...
Yeah. Well, I know you
disobey... a lot.
Uhmm.
[laughs] I was wondering how
come they haven't fired you yet.
But I guess it's your family
ties.
Now, come on. How do you know
about my uncle? That's not in
my file.
Yeah, but your name is,
and it's not hard to connect
the dots.
Okay.
But I--I haven't found anything
on your family life.
Uh, no family.
Life. For me. Yet.
I'm... married to my work.
Okay. So maybe...
A girlfriend? Boyfriend?
No, it's hard to find somebody
out here when you're a nice guy.
What do you mean?
You know... Girls like bad boys.
Oh, please. Please.
Teenager girls, maybe.
And then we grow up,
and then we learn to appreciate.
Oh yeah, of course you do.
Yeah, plus,
guys like bad girls too.
No, ugh, not me.
No, actually, I almost pressed
charges on most of my exes.
It's like, I don't like women
that commit crime,
but that's the only
type of women
that's attracted to me.
Oh, okay, and what did they do?
Download ill*gal content
or smoke marijuana?
Or they parked at the
handicapped spots.
Can you not go through my
files, please?
You're joking, right?
No, I'm being serious.
How else would you know those
things?
I was making up random offenses
and I...
Okay, a good one. Good one,
mister.
[laughs]
[exhales sharply]
[birds chirping]
It's almost 5 a.m., I don't
think
anything's happening tonight.
Yeah.
[sighs]
Well, at least Demetrius
got his beauty sleep. [snickers]
-You think he's sleeping?
-Oh, for sure.
Wanna check?
[beeps]
[Demi snoring]
Hey, Demi, are you awake?
[snoring continues]
[laughs]
See? Of course.
Alright, let's call it a night.
We'll pick back up
where we left off tomorrow,
and I can go as the homeless
this time.
You won't make a good homeless.
I can wear dirty clothes
just like anybody else.
Yeah, but your looks would give
you away.
Let's go wake him up.
Wake yo a*s up!
[startled breath]
-What the f*ck?!
-Come on, man.
-Let's not miss breakfast.
-What are you doing?!
Man, you slept all night.
Get out of here!
-No, I was out till midnight
on live, man.
-[annoying sighs]
I tried to get kidnapped,
but it didn't happen. Get up!
-What time is it?
-Eight o'clock.
Eight o'clock divided by four.
What's the time zone? It's 11
p.m.
It's 11 p.m. back home.
That means I'm asleep, so...
Just f*cking get outta here,
man.
You ain't at home, man.
It's exactly breakfast o'clock
here. Get up.
-[fingers snapping]
-Let's go. You hungry.
You got your own room key.
Go down there by yourself, big
boy.
Man, I ain't trying to eat
alone. Come on, man.
[sighs]
Call Maya.
[grunts]
Whatever, man.
-Has your colleague found you?
-Our colleague?
A local gentleman
was asking about our American
guests.
He was here two times already.
Do you have a phone number?
I can give it to him if he
comes back.
Do we have a local colleague
gentleman here?
Listen, if he comes back, tell
him to leave his number, and
we'll reach out.
Sure. Enjoy your breakfast.
-Thanks.
-Thank you, Judith.
It's Judit, actually.
Alright.
[pen clicks]
[door beeps]
[door clicks open]
[door clicks shut]
[Demi] Check it out.
They got your boy
with the champagne.
You know I love it.
Check out the spread
right there, girl.
Looking good, don't it?
Oh, they got your favorite,
the sausages.
Check it out real quick.
-Pow, pow, see that?
-[woman] That's a ham.
I know, Mom. But they're
kinda sausages too.
-Show me the sausages.
-No, it's time for you to go
to bed.
It's half past midnight
where you at. Go to sleep.
Okay, call your sister.
She's very worried about you.
Alright, mom. But don't forget
to like my new video
with the accounts
I made for you.
Alright? I love you.
[kiss noise]
-Bye.
-Love you.
Mama's little boy.
[rustling sounds]
[camera clicking]
[drawer opening]
[camera clicking]
[pages rustling]
They are out all the time,
but he left his ID in the room.
His name is
Marshall Allan Brubaker.
He's FBI.
But what is NIPRCC?
-[birds chirping]
-What?
I don't know. I have to google
that.
N-R-P-R... NIPRCC.
[keyboard clicking]
All right. Got it. National
Intellectual
Property Rights
Coordination Center.
What the heck? National?
Somebody's a long way from home.
What are they doing here?
I got his notes.
They are here to investigate
piracy.
-What piracy? Of movies?
-Yeah.
They were at the screening
at the university.
Ah.
Just get rid of them before
they take
whatever notes they have home.
-Alright.
-You know they saw faces.
They have to go.
I'll come back tonight.
-[birds chirping]
-[exhales]
[Dani] I gotta say something.
Then say something, Dani!
An FBI agent started to follow
me.
I mean, not in real life,
only on Instagram.
She said, "Hi, Dani, can we
talk?"
[sighs]
I didn't reply. Please don't
k*ll me.
You're Emanuele's favorite.
Relax.
[exhales sharply]
Show me the agent. God!
-[sighs]
-It's just a girl.
Hmm.
[car doors slamming]
Whoo.
-Hand?
-Hand.
You know, it's our second night
here. I still haven't seen one
homeless person.
Oh, sh**t, man.
Look and turn to your right.
A little more.
A little more.
A little more, man!
There you go.
-Wow, very funny. Very funny.
-Yeah.
If they're not gonna show up,
we can try the University park
tomorrow.
We will do this every night?
Sooner or later,
they're gonna catch the bait.
Yeah. Let's hope so.
Alright, well...
I really stepped up my game
tonight.
As you can see,
I didn't even shower today.
Yeah, we could smell your method
acting all the way here.
Good. You love it? Smells good?
Mm-hmm.
[Maya sighs]
-Please. After you.
-Thank you.
Peace. Catch you on the flip
side.
You really might want to get
your back seat cleaned.
I think he sh*t his pants.
[laughs]
[snickers]
You hold it like a lady.
I can't help it, Maya. I...
My finger and I aren't on
speaking terms.
What do you mean?
It's a fake pinky, Maya.
It's not real. Can't tell.
I lost it on a mission.
What? I thought you do desk
work.
I do. But I go on
these low-tier assignments
sometimes.
They're usually not violent,
but...
But when I see someone
distributing drugs,
especially green dust,
I just... I go crazy.
Green dust?
But it's a light drug, you know?
Half of it is
powdered matcha actually, so...
Green dust is a dangerous drug,
Maya. Especially to young
children.
[Marshall sighs]
And what is that? Is it the date
when you lost your virginity?
No. It's my little brother's
birthday.
He...
Well...
He was a smart kid.
Oh, sh*t, I'm sorry.
I... I...
What happened to him?
He was a young child.
In grade school,
on the playground
with his jerk classmates, and...
somehow one of them
got green dust.
I don't know how, but they were
playing a practical joke on him
and then...
one of them put it in his drink.
I'm sorry.
I-I-I--I didn't know.
I'm really sorry.
Maybe that's why you're so
sensitive when someone gives
booze to the kids.
Oh, okay, yeah,
Demetrius likes to talk,
doesn't he?
Oh, no, you just said that.
Oh, yeah, right.
There was another time when...
Never mind.
Never mind.
[sighs]
-Hey, you... Sorry.
-Sorry.
-Are you tired?
-No.
No, go to sleep, go to sleep.
I can take watch.
-I had... enough sleep.
-You sure?
-Yeah.
-Okay. Me too.
I'm wide awake right now.
[birds chirping]
[sighs]
-[glove box opening]
-[glove box shuts]
[rustling sounds]
-[phone ringing]
-Marshall.
[Demi]
Did you see that black van
circling the park?
-I did not.
-Man, that was a typical
kidnapping van.
It just left the parking lot.
How did you not see that?
Did Maya see it?
Maya, did... Maya?
-You there?
-Yeah, I'm here. Maya's not
though.
What do you mean she's not
there? Where she at?
I don't know.
Maybe she went on a pee break.
Let me call you back.
Did you fall asleep?
[tapping on phone]
[phone ringing]
-[phone ringing]
-Man, her phone's in the
garbage.
[Marshall] What?
Did you get her kidnapped?
Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!
They were talking about it at
the theater. They needed a girl.
They had an Indian chick
and she died or something.
-You never said
they needed a girl.
-Well, I just deduced it.
What the hell is that? Look,
man.
You can see where she's at.
They left her smart glasses on.
[Marshall] All right.
Let's go after her. You drive.
Hey, man, where are the keys?
They should be right...
Uh, she took her keys.
Yeah, she took her keys.
-Damn.
-Do you know
how to hotwire a car?
You r*cist piece of sh*t.
-I don't mean it like that...
-Yes, you do.
Okay, I'm sorry. You're right.
-But you know how to do it?
-Hell no, man.
Good.
Hey, man,
it says it's this way.
It's north. It's this way.
No. It says right here,
on Google Maps.
It's this way. East.
-Brainiac.
-No, it's... Get your phone out
of my face.
This is the park. See? That's
the park.
That's us. Your east is north.
Follow me.
-Man, I don't understand this
sh*t. Whatever.
-Of course you don't.
[Demi laughs]
Okay, you know what?
Let's just call a cab.
You call the damn cab. You got
a phone.
I'm not your damn sl*ve.
You can get it right.
You have a phone in your hand
right now.
And you are my assistant
on this trip.
I'm not your assistant.
We're equal partners.
And I'll tell you again.
-You're not even a real agent.
I know.
-Oh, says the bookworm.
Your rap? Really?
Okay, Just call us
a f*cking Uber then.
-Ain't no Uber here, fool.
-Well, then f*ck off!
Yeah, whatever, man. And brush
your teeth.
-I'm calling a taxi myself.
-Mm-hmm
-What would you do without me?
-It's busy.
Whatever. I got this.
[car approaching]
-Come on.
-Freeze!
Get out of the car! FBI!
-[thud]
-[tires screeching]
Are you
out of your f*cking mind,
Demetrius?
[in Hungarian]
What the hell are you doing
there?
-Are you gonna get in the car
right now?
-I'm fine.
-[woman yells in Hungarian]
-You're gonna get in the car
and drive?
-After you got hit... Ma'am,
I'm sorry.
-Get in the car.
-Damn it...
-Jesus f*cking Christ.
-[in hungarian] Open the door.
-Just drive.
[in hungarian]
I memorized the license plate!
Never mind, I can still go
to the gym tomorrow. By bus.
[Demi] Aye, here's the hotel.
Let me just change my clothes.
Put on a nice shirt for Maya.
We don't have time for that.
[car engine starting]
[tires screeching]
-sh*t, we have a tail.
-I'm not supposed to stop the
car, man.
-I'll let you out to do that
kung fu sh*t.
-Do not stop this car, okay?
Why do you think that I know
kung fu?
Because I saw you do that
earlier at the corner store,
man, whoop that a*s.
That was basic training from
Academy. That's not kung fu.
-Remember that? Remember
that? Academy?
-[sighs] Ah, yeah, yeah.
I might have missed a few
classes though.
-Okay. Just lose this guy,
Demetrius.
-In this car?
I got them. Can I sh**t the
driver?
Oh, sh*t, man, he's got a g*n!
[Andrea]
I told you, no sh**ting
on the streets.
-Can I sh**t the tires?
-I said no sh**ting.
Just make an accident or follow
them to a place where you can
sh**t around.
That's the last f*cking thing
we need. Go! f*cking lose him!
Oh, it's nice to hear you curse,
my prince.
Just continue north
at the next intersection.
-Right here.
-Man.
Just f*cking left!
[engine revs]
[tires screeching]
We're going 100 miles per hour,
man! Thing is a beast!
That's kilometers, you idiot!
It's less.
[tires screeching]
[meowing ring tone]
-What? Who's calling you
right now?
-It's my sister, man.
Decline it! Watch the road!
Watch the--
Oh sh...
[people screaming]
-No! Calling again!
-Just decline it!
Women, man.
-[phone ringing]
-Does she know my phone number
too?
Oh yeah, she got your number.
[Marshall] Oh, sh*t, it's the
chief.
I have to answer this, so...
okay.
We're being normal, we're at
the hotel,
we're not in a car chase, okay?
-Whatever, man.
-Okay.
-Marshall... Watch out!
-Whoa!
[tires screeching]
[crashing glass noise]
-Holy sh*t!
-Damn.
-Hey, chief, how's it going?
-Hi, Marshall, how's everything?
-Oh, it's just... relaxing at
the...
-I don't care.
I'm browsing Demetrius' posts
right now.
-My man!
-I saw the one from the liquor
store.
I turned a blind eye,
but now this one where you're
speeding at 100 miles per hour?
You f*cking posted that?
I don't know, man, my bad.
Hey, sir! It's kilometers.
It's less.
[banging noise]
What's that noise? Where are
you? Why are you out past
midnight?
Sir, I'm...
just gonna be honest with you
here.
Our translator, Maya,
she got kidnapped.
We're currently trying to pursue
this criminal that we think
maybe has her.
Come on.
Okay. Okay.
Let me put this
in two simple words.
[car engines revving]
You're fired.
That's technically
three words, sir.
-Hello?
-Oh, Jesus!
[crashing noise]
[tires screeching]
[engine reving]
-Buckle up. I'm gonna make it.
-No. You better not!
-Don't f*cking try any of that
right now.
-Oh yes.
-We can't make this, dude.
-Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t.
What are you doing?
You're gonna get us k*lled!
-Oh, sh*t.
-Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t.
-Oh!
-[train horn blares]
Whoo!
-Whoo!
-Whoa!
Whoo!
[laughs]
-Holy sh*t, man!
-I knew it!
Good driving! Oh my God!
Awesome!
-Good, man. I already know.
-Oh God.
If Atlas saw that,
he wouldn't have fired us.
Whoa!
What?
-I got fired too?
-Yeah, no, we got fired
big time.
-Yeah.
-Damn, man.
One thing at a time. We can't
focus on that. We gotta get
Maya back.
Just stop the car. Stop the car.
Please. Just give me a second.
-Don't tell me I got fired, man.
-Oh f... I know. Just please...
We gotta get Maya back.
Okay. Stop the car.
-Stop, man. Stop.
-Thank you. Alright.
Whoo!
-Good job. Good job. Alright.
-Yeah, man. Good job to you too.
Uhmm.
We're going the wrong way.
Okay, so... Let's see.
[cars smashing]
-
-[dog barking in distance]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[sighs]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[screams]
[coughing]
[panting]
-[thud]
-[grunts]
[thud]
[grunts]
[panting]
[exhales]
[grunts]
f*ck.
Did you whack him?
I didn't k*ll him. Relax.
Good.
[grunts]
[panting]
-Who do you work for?
-We don't have time for this
right now, man.
Where's Maya?
Where do you hold your victims?
-Do I look familiar?
-Our car's totalled. We gotta
take theirs.
Alright, man.
-Grab his keys and his phone
too.
-Alright, man.
I'll get his phone this time,
because I'm closer.
But next time,
you're getting his phone.
-I ain't the damn assistant,
man.
-Whatever.
[grunting]
Oh, sh*t. We gotta have his
finger. His finger to open it.
You cut it off.
You do it.
I just told you
I'm not your assistant.
-I don't do fingers.
-Me neither.
-How about you?
-Fine.
Is there something sharp
in the car?
Hey!
All I need is a pattern.
Hold on.
[Demi] It's in a shape of an M.
Greasy. Greasy-a*s m*therf*cker.
[Marshall] Well, good job, man.
Uh.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get moving.
I'll get my stuff. You drive.
Hey, man, why do I gotta drive?
[in Hungarian]
[man 1] Did you put
the paintings in the van?
[man 2] No, no one told me to.
-[man 2] Andrea did.
-[man 1] Andrea, huh? What kind
of a name is that?
He's an Italian with a
non-Italian accent.
Does he want to pay you in toy
money, too?
[man 1] Yeah, in craptocurrency.
[man 2] Oh, don't get me
started. Bitcoin's dead.
[man 1] Again?
-[man 2] It dies every year.
-[man 1] How far until Pcs?
[man 2] I don't know. Very far.
Let's stop for coffee somewhere.
[man 1] Okay, here's a gas
station.
[man 2] I'll go in. You check on
the chick in the back.
[car door opens]
[car door shutting]
[breathes heavily]
[rope snapping]
[footsteps]
[in Hungarian]
Wakey, wakey, rise and shine.
[in Hungarian]
Go f*ck yourself.
I love you too.
[grunts]
-[thud]
-[grunts]
[phone rings]
Maya, where are you?
Where are you?!
No, I sent you the location
pings.
-Yeah, yeah, but we got
attacked.
-Attacked? By whom?
I'm guessing by the same guys
that kidnapped you.
I mean, they followed us
after we passed the hotel.
So--so the local police have to
be on it too.
I mean, how else would they
know where we were staying?
Oh my God. Anik.
I told her about the hotel.
My father was kidnapped around
her. She must be the key.
I'm not far, can you come pick
me up? We should get her.
Maybe her real name is Andrea.
Yeah, yeah, we're on our way.
Who's Andrea?
I don't know. I heard these
guys talk about their boss
Andrea.
And they wanted to take me to
Vienna.
-To Vienna?
-Yes, they said Pcs.
That's Vienna in Hungarian.
Are you safe now? Where are
you?
You've got the coordinates.
It's a gas station. I'm still
in a van.
I've knocked one of them out.
All right. Get away from
the van and get somewhere safe.
We'll be there soon, okay?
Okay, I'll hide at this station.
-Okay.
-[glasses beep]
[door slams]
[thud]
[straw squeaking]
Man, we need to save Maya.
I promised I'd show her my d*ck.
-What?
-I'll show her my d*ck.
I couldn't just pull it out.
When and where did you discuss
your genitals with Maya?
You shouldn't have missed
breakfast yesterday.
So, I took a look at your
YouTube channel.
Mm-hmm. What'd you think?
Mmm...
I didn't quite get
all the lyrics.
I had to google a lot.
Happy to teach you.
Why are you singing about how
much money you have? You're not
that rich.
"Half mil at the table,
half mil at the label."
Do you even have a record label?
Girl, you gotta fake it
till you make it.
Okay. What is
"from the 'cuzzi to the 'rari"?
[mug clanks]
From the jacuzzi to the Ferrari.
Vroom, vroom.
And you have a Ferrari?
Give me a break here.
[laughs]
Why are you singing
about all these things you
don't have?
You're compensating.
You have a small d*ck.
-[snorts]
-[mug clanks]
What?!
I got a huge d*ck.
It grows a little more every
single day.
[Maya scoffs]
Wanna see it?
So she begged to see
your d*ck at breakfast.
Hey, man. These b*tches
are unpredictable these days.
Yeah, I believe it. I believe
every word you're telling me
right now.
Hey.
[gravel noises]
Man, she was supposed
to be here.
f*ck.
Maya!
-Maya!
-Marshall.
-What?
-They got her again.
We're late. Okay.
Let's check the phone we
snatched. Let's check the phone
we snatched.
[sighs]
Uh...
-It's all in Hungarian.
-Use a translator.
Okay. Here we go. Uhmm...
they said they were heading
to Vienna, right?
Yeah.
Here we go, okay. We are going
to a port.
The airport maybe.
Port of Vienna.
Here we go. Port of Vienna.
"Port of Vienna is the largest
Austrian river port
and one of the largest ports
on the Danube River."
-"It's 475 kilometers."
-Damn.
-How many miles is that?
-A lot.
Can we get there by noon?
Not in this car.
[train tracks rattle]
So you done finally
got us kicked out of the
Bureau, huh?
You're the one who had to post
those YouTube videos
for the chief to watch.
You're the one that said
it would work. And it did.
I got about 1005 new subscribers
since we've been here, man.
-Oh, great. So happy for you.
-Mm-hmm. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, let's hope Maya's
kidnappers are fans,
and they're waiting at the port
to meet you.
Yeah, man, whatever.
They'll be there.
Trust me. I know these things.
Yeah, how can you be so sure?
Because I've been around
the block a couple of times.
DEA, remember?
Logistics takes time, man.
Chill.
Yeah, let's hope so.
Yeah, well, I got some good
news. Wanna hear it?
[indistinct chatter]
Remember that chick
from the Debrecen police
station?
She followed my YouTube channel.
What does that have to do
with anything about our mission?
-She can help us, man.
-I don't know who you're
talking about.
Mariann, from the police
station.
I don't know who this is.
She can help us find Anik.
Anik Kiss?
That's a unique name, man.
Like one in the whole city.
Actually, it's pronounced
"kish".
And it's a very popular family
name here.
And Anik is also very common,
which gives us...
[keyboard clacking]
Uhmm...
143 Kiss Aniks, just in the
city.
-What?
-Yeah.
I excluded the kids and very
old Aniks.
-Oh, she's a painter.
-Oh, you never told me that.
-I just did.
-Oh, wait a sec.
[keyboard clacking]
That will definitely narrow it
down.
-Yeah.
-Just hurry, she might run
away.
Okay.
There's one.
But we can't just kick her door
in.
We need some evidence she's
involved.
Search her house. There must
be something.
[scoffs] Wait a second. My
smart-a*s partner says
you can't just search
someone's house
without a warrant.
But I guess you can pay her
a friendly visit.
She might
tell us something.
Okay. I can try that.
[seagull's squawk in the
distance]
[foot steps thud]
Where do ducks migrate from
during winter?
Huh?
-[keyboard clicks]
-[computer speaking
in Hungarian]
From the Central Park lagoons.
Finally!
And which one is your favorite
duck?
-[keyboard clicks]
-[computer
speaking in Hungarian]
Quanteum.
Almost.
[foot steps thud]
[exhales nervously]
[rapid breathing]
I used stevia. No sugar in this
one.
If you spit it in my face again,
you won't get any hot beverage,
nor dinner, nor snacks, nor
kind words.
[rapid breathing]
Thank you.
[knocking]
[door clicking open]
[in Hungarian]
Hello, ma'am. I'm sorry to
bother you at home.
-I'm a big fan of your art,
and...
-They forced me.
My son's friend
blackmailed and threatened me.
He even destroyed one of my
paintings.
I didn't mean any harm.
I'll confess everything,
just please don't hurt my son.
By the way, he's in Italy right
now.
He can't come home.
He works for a crypto startup.
Do you know what crypto is?
It's like a currency.
No, not a currency, just a
digital thingy,
at least as far as I can tell,
but I'm no expert.
He works there. He doesn't know
about...
Please follow me.
Nein. Nein.
-No see. No.
-No. No see.
I don't think so.
[cat meowing]
Damn. Oh, man.
Mariann, baby.
-What's up, girl?
-It's not Vienna, it's Pcs.
Maya must have misheard it.
How can you get Vienna
mixed up with "Petch", man?
P, Pcs.
And Vienna is B, Bcs in
Hungarian.
Very easy to mix,
especially for a foreigner.
Never mind.
That was just a transit city to
Split.
-Split what?
-No.
Split is where you should go.
They take the victims there.
It's in Croatia. But...
[in Hungarian]
Don't make me get my leash.
[speaking in English]
Sorry, so they do some
treatment on patients
or homeless people
or whoever there.
Then they put them on ships to
America.
Alright, good job, girl.
[in Hungarian]
Watch your head.
-Huh?
[in Hungarian]
Not you.
[in English]
I mean... I'm not talking to
you.
-That girl trippin'...
-Who was that?
Can you fill me in?
Mariann. Man, we are going to
Croatia.
-We have to go to Croatia? Why?
-Um-hum.
They do the organ training in
Croatia and send them over to
America.
-We gotta go. We gotta go.
-Organs?
Yeah, man. Organs, people...
I don't know. We gotta go now.
I'm trying to tell you.
-Well, let's get a car.
-Car? We gotta use our badges.
We'll snatch one for free.
We're not supposed to do that
anymore. We're gonna rent.
[scoffs] Hey man, look at you. I
ain't chipping
in nothing, I'm saying that.
We can snatch one for free.
I'm trying to tell you
Wow, yeah,
these rental prices are insane.
-This is...
-There is a fast train to Split.
-Fast train to Split?
-Yes.
-Car is faster, man.
-We got to take the fast train.
-No.
-And you're paying half.
Not a chance! I ain't gonna pay
nothing.
Thank you for your help.
Appreciate you. Let's go.
[hands clap]
-You high-five everybody, huh?
-Gotta be kind.
-You high-five everybody.
-You should learn something
from me
-Be kind. It gets you a long
way.
-Shake their hands.
-It's professional.
-You know something, man.
[toilet flushing]
Stanking a*s, man. I can't
believe we got the only seats
right next to the toilet.
I can't believe that we missed
our train because of your stupid
wiener schnitzel
and then we had to rush to this
bus so fast that I forgot my
jacket.
-Hey, man!
-It's my favorite f*cking
jacket.
Calm down. The man said
everybody had five minutes.
What you want me to do about it?
We should have just left.
That's what we should have done.
-I already paid.
-You mean I already paid?
-I told you I'll pay you back.
-[scoffs] Yeah, like that's
gonna happen.
Doesn't matter. We get a refund.
We make the train. End of story.
And starve to death?
It's a nine-hour drive, man.
We have a buffet car on the
train. It's included in the
ticket.
This Weiner Schnitzel is the
best thing that happened to me
all week.
I don't give a sh*t.
-Half-half, man.
-f*ck off, choke on it.
This one teensy-weensy bit of
bite.
I told you.
You had an attitude for nothing.
-You got an extra knife?
-No, man, I cut it up for you.
Okay, King Kong, damn!.
[helicopter blades twirl]
[helicopter blades slow]
Hi. I need five more hours.
Let's talk about it.
We're late.
We need at least three sleeping
cells
for the convention in 16 days.
We are two days behind.
Those five hours won't make a
difference.
The main programming
will take place on the ship,
but I want to finish phase one.
Client protection before
boarding.
That's in your interest too.
We won't have enough time
to put them into position.
Why can't you put these people
on a plane?
We can only get them into the
US by sea.
-That's a long...
-Enough talking.
I wanna see these cells
in the ship in 30 minutes.
Bring the candidates sooner
next time.
[sighs]
We had some problems.
Here.
There could be spiders
up in here.
We're okay.
Is the coast clear?
[gravel noises]
-Dude is sketchy as hell.
-Yeah. And he's got a g*n.
There's a lot of bad guys out
there.
-How many think you can handle?
-I ain't that experienced.
I'm pretty good with a g*n,
though. But I ain't got one.
Here.
I should have given this to you
a long time ago.
[seagull's squawk in the
distance]
Oh, sh*t, man.
I prefer a submachine g*n like
an U*i.
I'm sorry I don't have
a submachine g*n for you.
You want me for a better hit
ratio, man?
I can't aim that well.
Didn't you say you were pretty
good shot?
Yeah, I'm good at sh**ting,
but bad at aiming.
I'm better than a kid,
but worse than Maya, man.
-How do you know how Maya can
sh**t?
-She got awards and trophies.
She told me at breakfast.
Great, so Maya's a fantastic
shot, and you sh**t like a kid.
I'm really glad I got myself
into this with you.
Yeah, my pleasure. What's the
plan, man?
Well, we can't rush them,
apparently.
So we wait until we can
figure out where the hostages
are being held,
and then we save them, somehow.
But how?
-Play it by ear.
-We need a plan.
Yeah, I know. So here's the
plan. We sit here, we observe,
track their movements.
Maybe we get lucky. What if
they all leave and they have one
guy on guard and he has the
keys?
-And what if they're all
together?
-I don't know.
I'm trying to make
the best of the situation right
now.
What if I cause a distraction?
I'm better at that anyway.
Oh, sh*t, there's Maya!
Hey, I gotta take a leak.
Wait, what? Where are you going?
I drank all that damn soda
on the bus earlier, man.
I ain't gonna be able to do it
later.
You're kidding, right?
You're playing a joke on me.
I cannot believe it.
I-I, uh... I-I need to pee.
Oh f*ck! Of course you do!
Yes, because I'm a woman
and I've got smaller bladder
than these folks.
But your face is bigger, little
princess.
Okay. So I will pee all over
and you'll smell it.
Mm-hmm, okay. I can't wait. I
will love it.
-Ah, take her!
-Move!
Okay. If you let me go now,
I won't break your nose and
your ba*ls.
-Very funny.
-No, it won't be.
I will sh**t your brain out,
little girl,
if you try anything.
You will sh**t
my freshly washed-out brain?
I don't think your boss will
like losing his only female
client.
-Client? [laughs]
-So you let me go or not?
-No. Move!
-Okay.
-Nose or ba*ls?
-Go for both.
-[thud]
-[grunts]
Just because I promised.
Maya!
[g*nsh*t]
[g*nsh*t]
Don't go easy on these b*stards.
Maya, these are human beings,
okay? We know nothing about
their struggles.
What if he has a kid at home
who's sick and he cares for him?
-Marshall, just sh**t him dead!
-I can't! We don't know them!
-Where's Demetrius?
-He's taking a piss.
-Oh, great.
-Holy sh*t.
[men shouting]
-Marshall! Oh, sh*t.
-[g*nshots]
What, this a sh**t out!
-What's up, Maya?
-Yo, put your g*dd*mn phone
away.
Don't swear! There's kids
online here.
-Whoa.
-Damn, girl, you're k*lling it.
-Okay. We gotta save the others.
-You are.
What's going on, Travolta91?
You're the 45,000th subscriber.
Stay tuned for more action, bro.
-Hey, man, I was live.
-Focus.
Man, know live action
makes for the best subscribers.
Thank God my phone's
indestructible. Where my phone
at?
It's a shitty-a*s burner,
anyway.
[panting]
Okay. This was the brainwashing
center.
What do you mean?
They drugged us
and made us watch brainwashing
material.
Like what?
They were programming us to
k*ll someone.
What kind of g*ns
do they have you guys using?
I've never seen
modifications like this before.
[g*n clanks on table]
Let's go.
We're late.
-Where were they taking them?
-I-I don't know.
I mean, I...
I heard some music
and saw some image. I can't
recall.
-So what's next?
-Hey, man, I got my phone.
Hey, I'm sorry I threw your
phone back there.
I could buy a new one, okay?
It's all good, man. It's
bulletproof.
This is an indestructible case
anyway, man.
-8K display. FBI innovation.
It's all good.
-Of course.
-Of course.
-Of course.
[exhales sharply]
Ah, sh**t, man.
Mariann called, let me call
her back.
[phone vibrating]
[in Hungarian] Hello?
What's going on, Mary...
-What's going on, Mariann?
-Oh, sorry.
Last night was too long,
so my English is not the best.
It's all good. Your voice
still sounds cute. What's up?
We interrogated Anik.
They took homeless people,
not for their organs,
but to train assassins.
Yeah, we just found that out.
They shipped them to the US
from Croatia.
Yeah?
They will use
some programmed K*llers in Las
Vegas
in two weeks at some convention.
They want to eliminate
crypto exchange bosses
and some Asian developers.
-Oh, wow.
-My boss called the Interpol.
They are working on it.
So you have nothing to do with
it.
Just wanted to keep you in the
loop. Okay?
-Who is that? Andrea?
-Who?
Andrea, the boss.
-That's new.
-How many Andreas are there
in Debrecen?
-I'll check tomorrow.
-Alright, girl, I'll holler at
you later.
-Stay smooth.
-[kiss noise]
[in Hungarian]
Thanks.
[cell clicks]
-I guess that's the end of our
journey.
-No.
-Interpol is on the case now.
-Mm-mm, man.
I got about 50,000 subscribers
now. Just let them solve it.
They love that kind of sh*t.
I'm not going to Vegas
to boost your TikTok channel.
My dad should be in Vegas.
He might be in the next round
of K*llers.
[cat meowing]
-Okay.
-Damn, come on.
It's family, man. What's up,
sis?
Where are you, Demi?
-I'm in Croatia.
-What the hell are you doing
there?
I'm doing a copyright case.
Yes, Ma told me stuff.
You didn't join the FBI
to go watch movies in Europe.
-I'm taking care of some sh*t.
-How will you find that animal?
-I'll be home soon.
-You joined the Bureau a month
ago.
I can't believe you can't find
our guy.
How many m*therf*ckers
are there with nine fingers?
Actually, Marshall has nine
fin--
Hello? Demi!
You son of a b*tch. You're that
agent.
What are you talking about?
You put my brother into a coma.
Wait, who's your brother?
The one you ran in front of a
car, man.
-Oh, that's your brother?
-Yeah.
The green dust dealer.
Your brother distributed
green dust and it k*lled
Marshall's brother?
-My brother's not dead.
-But you said he was k*lled.
-I never said that.
-You said he was such a smart
kid.
He was a smart kid.
Then he got hooked on green
dust.
And now he just sits at home
and he watches idiots on
YouTube.
And now in school,
he gets B minuses and sometimes
C's.
Okay, so both of your brothers
are alive, so...
No. My brother's in a coma.
I promised my mom and sister
that if I saw you, I was
gonna sh**t you.
-You're not really going to
sh**t me, man.
-Are you?
I'm sorry, man. Come on.
This is ridiculous.
[Maya screams]
Oh! Oh!
Damn!
Ow!
God, that was a good shot, man!
He never really shot me, don't
worry.
-God! Oh, God!
-Hey, m*therf*cker, next time.
-Yeah?
-I'm sh**ting you're a*s in the
head.
Got you. Okay, that sounds good.
Hey, hey, hey. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
-Get off me.
-Look.
How about I buy you
a plane ticket to Vegas? We
call it even.
-First class.
-Premium economy.
Deal, man. Get off me.
He's supposed to be here.
Yeah, I know.
Let me just call him.
He'd better not be gambling
right now.
I'm talking about my dad.
Right, yeah. Sorry.
Hey, brother man, I'll be
there in a sec.
Turn on your camera,
check it out.
I'm in Paris, baby.
Yeah, did you get the g*ns?
Hey man, the damn dealer
ghosted on me.
I don't think I would have made
it through check-in anyway.
We're already inside, man.
There's no... yeah, there's no
security checkpoint on the
entrance.
You got in? How'd you get in?
I don't even got a ticket.
Maya signed us up as
developers, remember?
Ah, so we can get on stage
then, huh?
Oh my God, Demetrius, what do
you have to add to blockchain
technology?
-Look, I don't know,
but I'll google it.
-Okay, good luck with that. Bye.
It's weird. There was no body
search.
Yeah, I know. It was really
weird.
I mean, wouldn't they want
this event to be secure?
Unless they want to catch him
in the act.
[percussion sounds]
You think they're using
big crypto heads as bait?
Could be.
I don't mind it, to be honest.
I actually invested in
one of these coins a while back.
I lost everything.
-Hello and welcome.
-b*stards.
Thank you for joining
this year's Future Crypto
Convention
here in beautiful Las Vegas,
Nevada.
[applause]
Today on stage with me,
we're gonna be talking about
the future of crypto.
So please let me introduce
Mr. Dao, Dr. Wang, and
Mrs. Chang of Digithereum.
-[applause]
-Thank you.
Next from Africa, we have Imani,
Zari, and Kisoka Gudate.
[applause]
Can you see your father?
Now keep that applause up for
Europe's number one Web3 crypto
startup,
the Giordano family,
the triumvirate of Florence
Finance.
[applause]
And last but certainly not
least,
we have another trio.
But this time,
-newcomers from blockchain
technology.
-Where's Demetrius?
Can't you look up his location?
-He's wearing a smartwatch.
-The Debrecen Trio.
Oh, you're right.
-[applause]
-[Demi making barking noises]
[woman] Oh...
-Well...
-I already found him.
-I only see one of you.
-[Maya] What the hell is he
doing there?
-Mr. Marshall Allan Brubaker.
-Nah. I'm Demetrius.
She had about a 50% chance
of getting that right. Thank
you.
[woman laughs]
Where are the others?
Oh, they caught a super massive
chronic case of expl*sive
diarrhea.
[audience laughs]
You know, so that breakfast
buffet, stay away. That's all
I'm gonna say.
So you're here
with a new scalability solution
to handle large amounts
of transaction data
on any platform in a short span
of time.
-Say what?
-Jesus Christ.
[woman] But first, let's talk
about the future of Web3.
I'll go check the audience.
-My dad has to be there.
-Yeah, good idea.
Though my name is Dao,
we're not into DAO projects.
Although I would like to be
asked questions about tokens,
about economics,
but I can assure you the
transaction we make is, like,
faster, zero commission.
I mean, yeah.
Mr. Giordano, you said
that the value is pegged at
your coin.
Can we call it a stable coin
now?
It will be
an algorithmic stable coin, yes.
The primary distinction is in
the strategy of keeping the
stable coin's value stable
by controlling
the supply through an algorithm.
[woman] Mmm.
Mr. Brubaker... [laughs] I mean
Demetrius.
Uh, what's your take on
fiat-collateralized stablecoins?
Stablecoin?
Ain't no coin stable.
Coins are for pussies.
What you really need
is a good old hundred dollar
bill.
You know what I'm saying?
Dollar dollar bill, y'all.
Gotta love paper
like Michael Scott.
Know what I'm saying?
[laughs]
Well, I'm sure anyone can have
a lot of them good old bills.
If they invest in Quarzeum.
[in Polish]
Dad?
[footsteps]
[heavy panting]
[in Polish]
Dad!
-[in Polish] Dad!
-No!
[g*nsh*t]
-[people screaming]
-Oh, what was that?
-No.
-I'm from the FBI.
[screaming]
[in Polish]
Dad, are you alright?
Go, go, go!
Man down! Man down!
Somebody get this Italian man
a pizza!
Oh, sh*t!
I'm not a medic.
-Take me to my car.
-Get up, man. Come on.
I'm with the FBI,
can I take him?
I'm sorry, miss.
I gotta take him
with the others.
Oh, take it slow.
-Oh, good Lord, don't die on me.
-[grunting]
Your head busted wide open.
Come on, man.
[sighs]
Hey, man, where's your car at?
-I don't know.
-What you mean you don't know?
You got a lot of followers?
-I hope not.
-What you mean you hope not?
What you looking for?
Hey, what the...?
Hey, man, you're some big tech
guy, right? We should do
a video that...
I'm tired of you
getting your hands on me, man.
Hey, keep your hands
to yourself, man.
-I'm good!
-I'm trying to help you out.
Your head's bleeding...
[thump]
Hey, man. You had a driver?
Damn!
-Where the f*ck were you?
-Yeah, where were you?
P8. There he is. Wow.
Those glasses are really
accurate.
-Yeah, where you been?
-Stai bene?
Don't speak Italian in front of
the guys. You know they feel
left out.
Hey, I got a European word
for you. You want to hear it?
-Not really.
-[g*nsh*t]
[door slamming]
[sighs]
You shot the man who saved you?
-Saved me from who?
-From the t*rrorists, Andrea.
We are the t*rrorists, Emanuele.
[slap]
What?
Oh, it wasn't my intention
to do this today,
but what the hell?
-[g*nsh*t]
-[grunts]
Andrea! Ma perch?
[thud]
[sighs]
I'm gonna get the two guys.
You take care of the girl.
Emanuele...
-[thud]
-[grunts]
[g*n clanks]
Stop! You stop too!
Step next to him.
Hands up!
Do we need them alive?
Nope. Have some fun, baby.
Wait!
On second thought...
No, no, no, no.
Don't hand it to me.
Give it to our friendly feline
of the feds.
Maya. Right?
How do you know my name?
I know who you are.
You k*lled one of my good
friends.
[Maya] Oh.
Comes with the job.
I don't know which sucker
he was. I shot some assholes
in Split.
[sighs]
He died in a car
that he got from me for his
birthday.
He worked for me for four years.
Hmm... tell me more. What was
his zodiac sign?
Unicorn.
You could have been a great
assassin, if you'd have
gotten the full program.
But at least
the client protection
works pretty well.
sh**t! Between the eyes, if you
please.
Whoa, whoa, Maya, what are you
doing?
Maya! Is there some reverse
word?
Horse, camel, water buffalo,
moose... Uh... sh*t.
Maya, it's me, it's Marshall.
I mean, come on, I'm your
partner.
Not romantically, but, like,
this mission, we've been
partners, remember?
I mean, romantically,
I felt just a little something.
But it was maybe a connection
that you felt too.
If you felt that same
connection, find it and
remember me.
-It's Marshall. I mean...
-sh**t!
If you sh**t me right now, we'll
never gonna maybe
go on a date and see if it could
go somewhere.
Maybe we'll get married,
well have kids. You never know.
But if you sh**t me right now,
you'll never know and you'll
never...
You'll never know the future
we could possibly have.
-sh**t.
-Maybe we'll never talk again.
But I don't know.
But if you put that b*llet
into me
right now, you'll never know.
Please, Maya. sh**t that guy!
-[smack]
-[thud]
You'd sh**t the man
who bought you pancakes?
[sirens in the distance]
Hey, you!
[g*nsh*t]
I saved your life, man!
[painful grunt]
-What's...
-sh*t, you're alive!
But Maya. You, you can't hit
a woman like that, man.
But oh my God, you okay?
Ah, what the hell is wrong
with everybody here, man?
I saved you too!
-[sirens blaring closer]
-I shot you in the f*cking
heart!
No, b*tch!
You shot me
in my bulletproof f*cking phone!
And I told you...
-I never lie. Back up!
-[tires screeching]
Back the hell up, man!
Police! Drop your g*ns!
We're the good guys!
Oh, hey, we're FBI agents!
Kind of. Okay, watch the pinky!
Hey, watch the pinky!
Get off my a*s, man!
You wanna call Chief Cardamo or
should I?
Man, have Maya do it.
Her voice is sexier. Hey...
[man] I do like that.
I gotta say, it's nice to see
you, like, completely back to
normal.
-[Maya laughs]
-Thanks.
But I'm questioning
your father's mental health a
little bit.
Uhmm. Okay, but he's fine.
This is just his... uh...
style.
Okay.
-I mean, I'm seeing similarities
to Salvador Dal.
-[Maya laughs]
Maybe I can...
I might have to press charges
on him.
-Okay.
-It's really similar.
Hey, what's up, what's up,
what's up?
What's going on, y'all?
I ain't trying to interrupt
your... first date.
-Not a date.
-Yeah, we are just friends.
[Marshall] Yeah.
-[Demi] Friends, huh?
-[Marshall] Friends.
Nah.
Friends, my a*s, man.
If it's friends,
how come you ain't invite me?
-Well, you did try to sh**t me.
-Oh yeah, not to mention my
concussion.
What's wrong with y'all, man?
I saved y'all
and I freaking solved this case.
Talking about,
congratulations, man.
I heard you made it back
into the office.
-Thank you.
-My man.
Yeah, yeah. So no more NIPRCC
for this guy. I'm, uh...
-The FBI's newest field agent.
-What? You never told me.
I did. I texted you, like,
12 times.
[violins play in the background]
It said seen at the bottom of
the text.
-you guys sure do wanna
take care of that.
-Did you really not see?
-It's okay.
-What the hell's going on
over here?
I don't know what this is.
What is this? We got a fire and
water.
Oh, it's not my dad's.
It's Anik's painting actually.
Oh, I thought this was
your father's art expo.
Wait, actually, I saw that one
in Split.
-Excuse me?
-What's going on, lady?
-Are you the Demi Show guy?
-[Demi] Of course, I am.
-What's going on?
-Can we take a selfie?
-Yes, you can.
-Thank you.
Yeah.
[camera clicks]
-Alright.
-Thank you.
Now be smooth now. Looking
good, ladies, looking good.
Oh!
-Hey, watch the painting, man.
-Sorry.
-Sorry, guys.
-Whoa.
-Yo.
-Hold on.
Hey, man,
that's that green dust.
That's matcha and heroin.
I know 'cause my brother
distributed it.
And by the way, he said,
"Hi, m*therf*cker."
Or "Die, m*therf*cker."
I knew it! I knew green dust
was still on the market!
It's coming out
of Eastern Europe!
This makes so much sense!
By the way, tell your brother
I'm really happy he's awake.
He don't wanna hear that.
So, the kidnap business
was just one leg.
We gotta call the cops.
We are the cops.
What do you mean we're cops?
We agents. Don't forget.
-You're damn right we are.
-[Demi] Recognize that. I know
what it is.
Let's go check through the
paintings.
Alright, y'all.
I got some things
to take care of.
[phone beeps]
Yo, brothers and sisters,
guess who's back?
Hey, man,
stop kissing my future
girlfriend.
Get ready for some more
jet lag, wild food
and crazy car chases
at 50 miles per hour
because guess what?
We're going back to Europe.
Don't forget to subscribe.
Peace.
[beeps]
["Hands Up" by Ty Frankel
& DJ$crilla playing]
[song ends]
["In the City" by goodpeople
playing]
[song fades to end]
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