(eerie whooshing)
(air whooshing)
(crickets chirping)
(pensive music)
(eerie whooshing)
(birds calling)
(shot firing)
(feet pattering)
(shot firing) (body thuds)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(keypad keys clacking)
(door creaking)
(clacking continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(clacking continues)
(music continues)
(clacking continues)
(music intensifies)
(eerie clanging)
(eerie music)
(music continues)
(music intensifies)
[Daughter] Why don't you
accept that this is me now?
[Dad] Absolutely not.
[Daughter] If I can't go, my
friends will ostracize me.
[Dad] Quit the drama.
[Mom] Maybe it's okay.
She will be with her friends.
[Dad] A group of
teenage girls roaming
a drug-fueled musical sex
romp isn't my idea of okay.
[Mom] That isn't
like you, darling.
[Daughter] This is me.
- [Dad] No.
- [Daughter] I have to go!
[Dad] No!
[Daughter] Mom, please.
[Mom] Listen to your dad.
[Daughter] I hate you!
(notifications
pinging) (mellow music)
(door slams)
I risked my mind
to lose my heart
(video call ringing)
So, what did the rulers say?
(sighs) They said no.
Seriously?
You know Becca's gonna
be pissed, right?
Yeah, I know.
Like, she's gonna find someone
else to replace you with.
I hope it's not Veronica.
Ugh, Veronica's so fake.
I know, but you know Becca.
She has to have all the
right pieces for the puzzle.
I'm going to download the app.
(computer chimes)
(unsettling music)
Maybe I can keep this from her
until I figure out a
way around my parents.
Yeah, we can figure
something out.
You and me, we're
in this together.
Hugs and love, darling.
Love you, babes.
(computer pinging)
(mellow music)
(indistinct singing)
Oh my Medusa
We've thrown it all in honey
You can't stare
down a loaded g*n
(music fades)
(router humming)
(pensive music)
I am glad you are here.
Always go for the head shot.
(phone chiming)
(eerie whooshing)
(router humming)
(music continues)
(camera beeping)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(beeping continues)
(Dad sighs)
(phone vibrating)
Come on, something's
wrong with the wifi.
Easy, k*ller.
My phone and tablet
just turned off.
Well, turn them on.
See?
Easy peasy.
Easy what?
(phone chimes)
I just lost hours harvesting.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Yeah, you'll be fine.
(game beeping)
(upbeat game music)
(birds chirping)
(daughter sighs)
(upbeat music)
Looking back
Through all the people
we've known in the past
Knowing the memories
will always last
Like frozen moments
in these photographs
You will always be there
You know we're living
in the best life
(music slows)
(phone vibrating)
You know we're living
in the best time
(pensive music)
(phone chiming)
(phone vibrating)
(music continues)
(phone chiming)
(Dad knocks)
(Daughter exclaims)
Let's go.
Nice of you to join us.
(door slams)
Time to go.
[Daughter] Just gonna
say goodbye to Mom.
Yeah, I'm sure she'll hear you.
(Daughter knocks)
[Daughter] Hey, I'll
see you later, okay?
(unsettling music)
(door closes)
[Evangelist] What do
you want from your life?
Do you have the strength
to be the new you?
I think that you do,
and I know it doesn't
feel like you can,
but I am here for you.
Together, the new you
will be the authentic you.
(unsettling music)
(phone ringing)
(phone vibrating)
Hello?
[Kaitlyn's Mom] Hi.
Yes, hi.
I'm calling for Mrs. Doe.
I'm sorry, we're not interested.
[Kaitlyn's Mom] Wait, please.
I'm calling because my
daughter's in your son's class.
Kaitlyn?
I'm not sure if you know her.
Anyway, Kaitlin
told me last night
that your son has been somewhat
aggressive towards her.
(heavy metal music)
(singer vocalizing)
Go left down bunker,
then hit stairs.
I swear to f*ck' God if
you frag yourself again-
I go left down the stairs and-
(shot firing)
f*ck' don't frag yourself.
God f*ck' damn it.
[Predator] What the f*ck, guys?
Sorry, Predator.
I'll cover him.
[Predator] Copy (sighs).
(shot firing)
(character yelps)
Got him.
[Predator] Great work, kiddo.
Red Team, go into the tunnels.
We've got this.
(headset beeps)
Yeah?
[Predator] It's Predator.
Yeah?
[Predator] You did a
great f*cking job, kiddo.
Thank you, Sir.
[Predator] Your
buddy sucks, though.
Yeah, I know.
(heavy metal music)
(indistinct singing)
(earbuds beeping)
(earbuds bloop)
(earbuds beeping)
(earbuds bloop)
(earbuds beeping)
(keyboard taps)
(mellow music)
The burden of
love is on my back
I'll carry it all
until I collapse
Giving all that I can
(messages pinging)
Confronting my sorrow,
swallowed my pain
So I'll never need
to feel them again
I can't take on this weight
So hold on, hold
on to something
Hold on
Hold on, darling
We don't have time
Hello?
[Mom] Hi.
(door closes)
(liquid bubbling) (video
game shots firing)
(phone vibrating)
(pensive music)
(rhythmic panting)
Dinner's ready.
(Son groans)
Don't you knock?
Dad's masturbating!
[Daughter] What? Gross!
(Dad sighing)
(fork clinks)
(Dad munching)
Mm, that's a good sausage.
(all laughing)
(TV audience laughing)
[Female Character]
Now listen, you.
I need you to know something
so you don't get out
of hand at dinner.
Amy is dating a colored
boy she met at school.
[Audience] Oo!
[Speaker] Goodnight nurse
she's dating a darkie.
(Audience laughing)
(camera beeps)
(slow whoosh)
(laptop chimes)
(keypad keys clacking)
(rejection notification)
(keypad keys clacking)
(rejection notification)
(keypad keys clacking)
(rejection notification)
(keyboard clacking)
(rejection notification)
(mom gasping)
(keyboard clacking)
(computer acceptance chime)
[Evangelist] Welcome.
I'm glad you're here.
Shall we begin?
(Mom chuckles)
(unsettling music)
(eerie whooshing)
(door closes) (footsteps)
(Son sighs)
(controller buttons clicking)
God f*cking...
(crowd cheering) (bell dings)
[Announcer] NT Games.
(audience applauding)
I feel so alive, we have
arrived to the perfect moment
I feel so alive, we have
arrived to the perfect moment
(laptop chimes)
(video game shots firing)
(Dad sighs)
(phone vibrating)
(woman moaning)
(phone vibrating)
(woman moaning)
(text whooshing)
(phone vibrating)
(woman moaning)
(phone vibrating)
(woman moaning)
(video game shots firing)
(video game clamoring)
No devices at the table.
Hey, what did I say?
(clamoring stops)
Let's eat.
So, how was everyone's day?
How was your day?
Something's wrong
with the internet.
Something's wrong
with my computer, too.
I had problems logging in today.
Well, I'm sure
it's just a thing.
Just a thing?
I did a WAN test and a LAN test.
Both are way off.
Fine.
I'll call someone and see
if they can take a look.
(food squelching)
I found a website for this
beautiful retreat an hour north.
They have a long
weekend program,
private rooms on the lake,
an individual counselor.
It's only a couple hours away.
(high pitched ringing)
(cutlery clinks)
(ringing stops)
Anything fun happen today?
Actually, yeah. (Dad sighs)
I aced my AP bio exam.
(smirks) Nerd.
Philistine.
What?
What about you?
Anything fun happen today?
No.
Really?
(food squelching)
(eerie music)
I had a nice day.
(phone ringing)
[John] Hello?
Hi, is this John?
[John] Yes.
Hey, we don't know each other,
but we have a mutual
friend, Mindy.
[John] (chuckles)
Yeah, I know Mindy.
(chuckles) I guess we all do.
Well, she mentioned
that you're kind
of a genius when it
comes to tech stuff
and I'm not sure if
we need a genius,
but I really could use someone
who can take a look
at our home network.
It's been weird the past day.
[John] Weird, eh?
Weird how?
Well, this morning all of
our devices needed a reboot
and now my son says that the
LAN is in lag or something.
[John] (chuckles) All
right, here's what I think.
I can look into what's happening
and get back to you
in a couple of days.
Thanks.
I don't think it's anything,
but it'll get my
family off my back.
How much will it cost?
[John] Oh, for a
friend of Mindy?
200 bucks.
Wow, that's a little much.
Okay.
[John] Great.
I just need your router
IP and the login info
and we can get to work
on a remote connection.
Well, do you really need that?
[John] Or I can come
by for 500 bucks.
[Man] Where were you earlier?
[Rita] Earlier?
[Man] Yes, after school.
I was looking for you.
[Rita] Oh, well I went
for a walk with a friend.
[Man] A friend?
[Rita] Yeah, from science class.
[Man Was it a boy?
[Rita] What?
[Man] A boy?
Was it a boy that you went-
Hey, have you seen the sheet
with all the router information?
[Rita] No.
Yeah, it's in there
under all that crap.
- Yeah, we were-
- Oh, found it.
[Man] What were
you talking about?
Were you serious about
that retreat for Mom?
Hey, can I call
you back in a few?
Thanks.
[Rita] No, I wasn't.
[Man] You were.
[Rita] No, I wasn't.
- [Man] Rita- - Yeah, I was.
I think she could
use some time away.
How are you holding up?
Good.
Same, you know?
Yeah, I know.
[Man] No other
boys, Rita, agreed?
[Rita] Of course, you
know you're my daddy.
The fear of death is what
keeps us from truly living.
But instead of confronting
this most human of
realities, we hide.
We know that death comes for us.
It comes for our bodies,
our memories, our loves.
- How did that go?
- That thought is very deep
into our- - Well, he's going
to look into it.
How do you know this guy?
What?
Where did you find this guy?
Online.
[Dad] I also found this
great retreat an hour north.
Mm hm.
We can even go together.
Mm hm.
- Here, lemme show you.
- Can we do this another time?
[Dad] Yeah, sure.
[Evangelist] The fear is ours.
Kaitlyn.
[Friend] Kaitlyn?
She's a l*sbian.
Shut up.
[Friend] Seriously,
my brother said
that her sister kisses
chicks and so does Kaitlyn.
You're just salty
that she likes me.
[Friend] She likes you
because she's a
l*sbian and you're g*y.
f*ck off.
Here's an exercise for you.
Pause the video and go
and check in with
somebody that you love.
(gentle music)
(music continues)
Hello?
Uh, hello.
We haven't talked in awhile.
What would you
like to talk about?
The kids.
Okay.
What about the kids?
They're good kids, right?
(chuckles) Yeah.
Yeah, they're good kids.
Fences keep me out
But we start fightin'
A fist of fury starts flyin'
(music crackling)
Look like
[Mom] I just worry
about them sometimes.
[Dad] Really? Why?
I gave up on them awhile ago.
(Dad laughs) (Mom laughs)
I'm not too sure about
all of her decisions,
but she always
seems to find a way.
[Dad] I hate her new friends.
She has become this little
hippie wannabe trying
to impress her little click.
[Mom] I'm worried she's
going to fall to pieces.
She's so fragile.
I'm glad she's so strong.
Do you think the little
guy's going to be okay?
Yeah, he's like me.
What are you doing?
[Friend] What are you doing?
(chuckles) How the
f*ck did we get
a German exchange
teacher for English?
(friend speaking in German)
(Son laughs)
(router humming)
(connection crackling)
Is that you or me?
[Friend] I think it's you.
sh*t.
[Dad] All he does is
stare at electronics.
[Mom] Him and his one friend.
- (chuckles) Yeah.
- Damn, dude.
Is that your parents?
Shut up.
[Dad] I'm so
disappointed he's ours.
[Mom] It's not
your fault, honey.
Some kids just are that way.
[Friend] Dude, your
parents are harsh.
(device thuds) (pensive music)
(Son sniffs) (game clamoring)
(pensive music intensifies)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(computer keys clicking)
[Evangelist] Are you back?
How did that go? (Dad sighs)
Did it feel like you hoped?
Did you learn something?
Now, here is where
life gets tricky.
What we think and what we feel
are two different parts of us.
It is beautiful!
And do you know why
it is beautiful?
(birds chirping)
(Daughter sighs)
(dramatic music)
Hey, dude, we're late! Up!
Dad, we're late.
(gasps) Why is my alarm muted?
You couldn't...
Jesus, damn it!
Up and at 'em.
- Where are you yelling?
- Well, we gotta go.
I have a meeting.
[Daughter] I have a
test first period.
[Dad] Well, get
dressed then, right?
You up yet?
[Son] Shut up.
(pensive music)
(video game clamoring)
Are you gonna check on Mom?
[Son] No.
You're right there.
(door closes)
(unsettling music)
(Daughter knocks)
Hey.
Is Dad home?
Nope.
Do you want some
help cooking dinner?
(egg cracks)
(unsettling music)
(food squelching)
[Chef] What you need to
do is really make sure
to incorporate all the egg
and coat the meat well.
This is nice.
It is.
[Chef] Feel that texture
under your fingernails.
When I was your age, I
hadn't seen my mom in years.
[Chef] That's nice.
When I was young, she would
just pop in and out our lives.
Now take all those
beautiful vegetables
and add them to the mixture.
One time she tried
to help me help
her cook something.
[Chef] So nice.
I don't even remember.
Grilled cheese maybe.
I was six.
Spending too much
time at this stage
is a recipe for crumbling.
She was so high or drunk
that we started a
fire in the kitchen.
(squish)
She blamed me, of course.
And my dad, well,
he didn't appreciate
the house full of smoke.
[Chef] Very lightly fold
it into the mixture.
The funniest part is that
our entire house
was always filled
with cigarette butts and
overfilled with ashtrays.
Now, form the mixture into
a football sized oval.
I love you.
You know that, right?
I know.
[Chef] So nice.
Mm.
Don't be like me.
Please.
(chef laughs)
(laughter echoes)
(video game clamoring)
Can we please turn that off?
Maybe turn the volume down?
Dude, turn it off.
- Sure, Dad.
- Dad?
You're more like Dad.
You think you're some
hot piece of sh*t
'cause you're a part of
some team that won what?
A trophy?
40 grand each, b*tch.
- Kids- - f*ck you,
you little sh*t.
Why don't you go talk
to that one friend
that will still talk to
you, you c*ck prick?
(dramatic music)
(video game clamoring)
(door slams)
(pensive music)
(Mom speaking indistinctly)
(music continues)
Remember, the true
you is in there,
and it is one of us.
- Hey?
Come here, Son.
I'm in the middle of something.
Turn off your something
and come here.
What?
Come.
Sit.
Seriously?
Mm hm.
(video clamoring
stops) (pensive music)
I got a call from one of
your classmate's mothers.
(door closes) (TV
characters chattering)
You missed dinner.
Work ran late.
Ran late into a bourbon
and perfume party.
We all know.
You shouldn't be
this shitty to Mom.
(dramatic music)
You can't treat girls like that.
I didn't do anything.
It may not seem like much,
but it's important you
understand how she feels.
She's a liar.
When you're the age you are,
it seems like we know
what we're doing,
but we never really know.
Sure, we make decisions,
choices that move us
one way or another
but if I would say
I chose to be here,
I would be lying.
I love you.
And I love your brother,
but I wasn't ready.
You need to understand
that you cannot treat
a girl like that.
I didn't.
Her mom called me and
told me what happened.
Well, were you gonna
believe your son
or the mother of a sl*t?
(hand slaps) (dramatic music)
Ow!
(cutlery clinks)
(pensive music)
(TV chattering)
(Mom sniffling)
What was that?
Mom just hit me.
What the f*ck?
I got a call that your son
groped a girl at school.
I'm taking away
his wifi password.
What? (Evangelist chattering)
Why did you hit him?
(sighs) Get outta here.
I'm not taking away your wifi.
[Evangelist] We worry
about the future,
but right now, this moment,
if we can feel this moment-
I understand that you're
upset, but you can't hit him.
We can feel pleasure.
Look, I understand
that it's hard
with two teenagers and
me and working so much,
but don't hit the kids.
Okay?
He groped a girl.
You just taught
him that it's fine!
(Mom sobbing) (pensive music)
(Dad sighs)
(door slams) (video
game shots firing)
[Gamer] Get into position.
(gamers chattering faintly)
[Dad] Hey, you all right?
Yep.
[Dad] We need to talk.
(video game shots firing)
Can you please turn it off?
No, I'm in the
middle of something.
[Dad] This is important.
This is, too.
(video game shots firing)
(shots firing stops)
God f*ck'...
What the f*ck?
(Dad sighs)
Rough night, eh?
That may not be the last time
a woman smacks you in the face.
- I didn't do anything.
- I know.
Seriously, we don't do that.
I would ask before doing
anything to a girl.
When I was your age,
maybe a little younger,
there was this girl
in my class, Jeanie.
(chuckles) Jeanie was special.
She developed early.
Well, you know.
(both chuckling)
Well, Jeanie had a crush on me
and I of course,
had a crush on her.
So, one day when we were walking
with the nuns to
the chauffer zone,
I threw my arm around her waist,
pulled her tight against me,
and just, I threw my
lips to her mouth.
No asking permission,
no right time.
Nothing but a spontaneous
grab and kiss (chuckles).
Yeah, and she kissed me back.
Then when the Sister
Margaret turned and saw us,
Jeanie leaned back
and smacked me so hard
and had my teeth
hurt for two days.
(Son chuckles) (Dad chuckles)
Yeah, but you can't
do it anymore.
Not with #MeToo and girls
all riled up about stuff.
I mean, you have to
have your guard up.
And this is just the first time.
Girls are gonna
accuse you of things.
And as a guy, there's
nothing you can do.
You're the bad guy
because you have a d*ck.
And you have to be
careful with that thing.
You know, stick it in the
wrong place and, well...
I could have been so much more.
And you can too.
I know how lucrative
having the skills
that you have can
be but f*ck man,
you have to get out more.
You know, when I was your
age, I was out every night.
Different friends,
different girls.
You have the potential too
but you need to
put some work in.
Yeah, I can teach you
how to talk to girls,
how to get in with
the right people.
You can do great things,
but you need to work at it
more than you are now, right?
Not much.
Well, hm (chuckles).
Oh, it's all going to
work out for you buddy.
Yeah, you're like me.
(door opens)
(door closes)
(pensive music)
(game rubble clattering)
(music intensifies)
Not just the gift of today,
but the minutia of the moment.
(router beeps)
[Predator] You've done a
great job for us, kiddo.
I mean that.
You, as you are, are
an amazing leader.
I'm thoroughly impressed.
Nothing phases you, kid.
Nobody can be what you are.
One day you're going to be
in charge of everything,
on top of the world, king.
I'm proud of you.
You see here, this
is all the stuff
that you have on
your home network.
Now, you had a few packets
stored on different devices
that have managed to
spread to each other.
That's bad, right?
Well, yes and no.
I've found out what
caused the problem
and set up a firewall.
So, we're good?
Well, give it a few days
and I'll keep an eye on it.
But yeah, I think we're good.
Great.
So, hear you and Mindy
had some fun last night.
Did you two talk about that?
Your secret's safe with me.
Well, I wish it was
safe with Mindy.
It's no big deal, Pops.
I've known her for ages.
We're pals.
We talk about pal stuff.
It's not like I'm giving
it to her on the regular.
I guess that's a relief.
It is for me.
She's a little nutty for
my taste of lover bird.
Really?
(pensive music)
(camera beeps)
(TV chattering)
(indistinct singing)
[Game Show Host] No, I'm sorry
spaghetti is not
my favorite dish.
Maybe there's a reason
(TV characters
speaking indistinctly)
(phone vibrating)
(notifications chiming)
(video call ringing)
He asked.
Well, I'm not ready for that.
Too late.
(phone chimes)
- He already wrote.
- What is he saying?
Well, I haven't accepted yet.
Accept.
(device beeps)
[Friend] What's happening?
He called me Sunshine.
[Friend] That is adorbs!
(notifications pinging)
He just asked me to study.
[Friend] You said yes, right?
Well, I haven't written.
- You're ghosting him?
- No.
Then say yes, yes?
The answer is yes.
(phone ringing)
I'll be right back.
(TV chattering) (eerie music)
(music continues)
Why are you staring at me?
(eerie music)
(music continues)
(TV chattering)
[Contestant] How
would that be fair?
[Game Show Host] Fair?
Nothing's fair.
Life isn't fair.
And games are just life
in an emotional microcosm.
[Mom] How was it?
[Dad] It's good.
[Mom] Yeah?
[Dad] Yeah, thank you.
[Mom] (chuckles) You're welcome.
[Dad] Well done.
[Mom] You okay?
[Son] Fine.
(pensive music)
[TV Host] Now,
there is only one key
left (indistinct).
[TV Character] Sarah,
you boxed my dad.
That was totally hot.
[TV Character] Vesna.
When my brother said he
would leave his wife for you
I knew you were special.
What it comes down to is you
can give me that extra boost,
that thing that makes
me, a better me.
Both of you are so perfect,
but I can only have one of you.
I just don't know
who deserves it more.
This last key.
The key to my
heart belongs to...
(power surges)
- What?
- Come on!
I thought we fixed this?
- Well, I did.
- Maybe not.
(eerie music) (keypad
keys clacking)
(music continues)
[Evangelist] Each one of us
needs to know what that you,
the true you looks like.
I need you to go and
find a photograph
of yourself when you were young.
Pause the video and go
and find that photograph
that can remind
you who you were.
(key clicks)
(pensive music)
Whichever photograph you hold
in your hand right now
is the correct photo.
I want you to look at
yourself in that picture.
Really look at yourself.
Look at your clothes.
Look at your haircut,
look at your eyes.
Stare into those eyes.
(unsettling music)
Who is that?
Who was that?
Do you see her?
(exhales) She sees you.
Do you see her?
Oh, that young self
is so innocent.
Unmarred by experience.
Unaffected by influence
and poor decision making.
Well, that's the
case for most people.
Innocence.
But not for you (tsking), is it?
Look at you.
(exhales) You were
never innocent.
You wanted to be accepted so bad
you would've done
whatever Daddy wanted.
(Mom sobbing)
Oo, you little sl*t.
(nails scratching)
Make your Papa happy.
I want you to know the true you.
(Mom gasping) (dramatic music)
(music continues)
(Mom's dad chuckles)
(dramatic music)
(Mom exclaiming)
(Mom's dad yells)
(Mom sobbing) (high
pitched ringing)
(Mom sobbing) (pensive music)
(music continues)
(sobbing continues)
(video game chiming)
[Friend] That sounded good.
Yeah, I found a cash box
under Skull Island Palm Oasis.
[Friend] In the north?
Yeah.
Good luck. (device chimes)
f*ck' (sighs)...
what?
Someone text me and I got
kicked out of the game.
- You okay?
- Yeah, just my dad.
Now what?
The other night he gave
me this big speech, so.
Oh, oh, birds and bees, huh?
Because you're
growing up so fast?
f*ck' no, he was just...
He was saying sh*t like,
you know, I'm like him,
but he's such a d*uche bag
and he f*ck around
with my mom too.
[Friend] Damn, dude, I'm sorry.
Don't be, man.
Don't need to be like
that as*h*le anyway.
I get it, when my
parents divorced,
my dad tried to
be my best friend.
For the first year,
he would take me
bowling or mini golf.
It was all ice cream and pizza
and R-rated movies
with t*ts and sh*t.
Just wanna do my
thing, you know?
- I know what you mean.
- Thank you, man.
You're my guy, dude.
You know I got you.
I'm glad someone does.
The protozoan is a
single-celled organism
containing a nucleus and
other cell structures.
Like other plant
and animal cells.
Right, and bigger than bacteria.
Super big single cell organisms.
You seem pretty
good at this stuff.
I am.
Why do you need
to study partner?
(Brandon sighs)
(phone ringing)
Hello?
[Fraud Protection]
Hello, Mr. Doe.
Yes?
[Fraud Protection]
Hi, I'm calling
from Fraud Protection Services.
I am contacting you
as we have flagged
some activity to your accounts
and need to verify you
made these transactions.
Okay.
[Fraud Protection]
Can you please type in
your phone password?
Sure. (keypad beeping)
[Fraud Protection] Thank you.
I just wanna check a few
suspicious transactions.
Did you purchase
anything in the amount
of $57.33 from a bodega
New York yesterday?
New York?
No.
[Fraud Protection] And
then another transaction
in New York today at
an electronics boutique
in the amount of 127.44?
What? No.
[Fraud Protection]
Thank you, Mr. Doe.
I denied the transactions
and flagged your account.
Okay.
[Fraud Protection] Thank
you for choosing us.
(line beeping)
Do you remember in third grade
when I spilled my soda at lunch?
Oh, and it looked like
you pissed yourself.
And it looked like
I pissed myself.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, I think I remember that.
Yeah.
Well, you were the only
person who didn't laugh.
You came over to me and
handed me your sweatshirt.
Well, I don't remember that.
I do.
(phone vibrating)
(person moans)
(pensive music)
(eerie music)
I'm stuck in this
rollercoaster
Stay bold
Tear me into pieces
No, no, I don't
like it, hold
(singer vocalizing)
[Brandon] Oh.
[Brandon] I don't know.
[Daughter] Will you
please just shut up?
[Brandon] It feels wrong.
- I said shut up.
- Come on.
(Daughter panting)
(Brandon panting)
(high pitched ringing)
Well, that was my
second first kiss.
Second first kiss?
Larry Vaughn kissed my
cheek in second grade,
but I don't know if that counts.
(smirks) Yeah, I'm not
sure if that counts either.
(Daughter moaning)
(pensive music)
Will you go out with me?
(indistinct singing)
(Daughter moaning)
(eerie music)
(music fades)
(daughter moaning)
(Brandon panting)
(door opens)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
[Son] I told you go left.
- I did!
- No you didn't.
[Predator] Kiddo, I swear,
if your buddy f*ck this up,
he's dead to me.
sh*t!
- No!
- God f*ck' damn it.
[Predator] You're
gonna get fragged.
No, wait, I got this.
This game sucks.
I'm out.
- I got this.
(video game shots firing)
[Predator] You son of a b*tch.
You are awesome.
I know, right? Top prospect.
[Predator] We on private?
Yeah, it's just us.
[Predator] We gotta
get rid of your buddy.
I get it.
Just kick him and I'll
tell him why tomorrow.
[Predator] You can't just
drop a teammate at this level.
We need to show cause
for axing a player.
So, what do we do?
[Predator] You gotta SWAT him.
I can't do that.
[Predator] Hey kid,
if you want to be big,
you have to be big.
Time to get your ba*ls out.
(sniffles) I can't-
[Predator] Either that or
we're dropped from competition
(video game shots
firing) (pensive music)
Okay.
[Predator] Okay?
Yeah.
[Predator] Good.
Call.
- Now?
[Predator] Yeah, kid.
I need to know I can trust you.
I can trust you, yes?
(sniffles) Yeah.
[Predator] Good.
Call.
(phone ringing) (Son
breathing heavily)
[911 Operator] 911,
what's your emergency?
Hello?
Hello, 911?
911?
911 (sniffles)?
My friend has plans
for our school.
He showed me his plans today.
He's gonna come in
with g*ns tomorrow.
(dramatic music) (video
game shots firing)
(mellow music)
You look like lightening
It's kind of exciting
Us two
But nothing's the same
But for the fightin'
(notifications pinging)
(pensive music)
(Daughter panting)
(Brandon panting)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(video call ringing)
- Seriously?
- Where did you get that?
Seriously, a sex tape?
We only kissed.
I don't know what that is.
I do.
That's gold.
What?
I'm sorry little Doe,
but this is too good.
It's so cringey, it's fire.
- Nothing happened.
- Happened, didn't happen.
The video is the story.
You can't share this.
Where did it come from?
Does it matter (laughs)?
(notifications pinging)
(phone vibrating)
Why are you doing this?
Oh, babe, nothing
personal, just status.
You know?
[Mom] It's okay.
It's okay.
It's not okay.
What were you thinking?
That wasn't me.
Are you f*cking with me?
It's a f*ck' video.
This was sent to us,
our friends, my work.
It's okay.
Okay?
My boss is going see this.
My coworkers, your teachers.
(phone vibrating)
This is f*cked.
(Dad gasps)
I swear, okay, I swear.
We only kissed.
I don't know what that is.
Look, if we are going
to get through this,
I need you to be honest with me.
I am, okay?
I don't know what that is.
I'm a virgin.
Well, that video says otherwise.
(dramatic music)
(air whooshing)
I need you to go.
Your mom and I have to talk.
Mom, you believe me, right?
Of course I do.
[Dad] Go to bed.
(video game shots firing)
Listen to your dad.
(video game shots firing)
(players exclaiming)
You know why no one
likes you, right?
It's 'cause you're fake,
your causes, your
passions, all of it.
Nobody accepts you because
you don't accept you.
And instead of figuring
out how to be you,
you're just this thing,
this fake thing that really
doesn't mean anything.
It's just a coverup.
A coverup for the real
you that no one likes.
So, you try and you try, but
you can't escape yourself.
And that's truly the
the tragedy of it all.
You can run.
So you run and you run,
but you can't run anywhere
where you won't be.
But that's you.
You're a phony (smirks)
on a treadmill,
seeking someone who
will like the inner you,
the inner you that
well, you hate.
(pensive music building)
(video game shots firing)
So, if I were you I'd
just quit the game.
Call your mom, tell
her you failed.
Tell her nobody likes you.
Tell the truth.
Do that and be
someone for a change.
Do that or I'll
f*cking SWAT you.
(video game shots firing)
[Evangelist] Today,
we're going to talk
about the power of the present.
Not just the gift of today,
but the minutia of the moment.
The terrificness of this
tick in time right now.
How do you feel at
this very second?
Are ya happy, mad?
Are you...
(eerie music)
You can't leave me now
So hold on, hold on
to somethin', hold on
Hold on darling
(static crackling)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(knife unsheaths)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(device beeping)
(static crackling)
(device bloops off)
[Evangelist] True
pleasure that radiates
from every part of your being.
You know, life can give us so...
(Evangelist speaking
indistinctly)
(knife clanks on counter)
(music continues)
We worry about what we think,
about our past.
Right here, this moment.
If we can feel the moment...
(eerie whooshing)
(phone ringing)
[Fraud Protection] Thank you
for calling Financial Services,
your wealth partner
for over 40 years.
(light music playing)
[John] Thank you for calling
Financial Fraud Protection.
This is John, how
can I help you?
Hi, so someone
called me yesterday
and told me I had some
fraudulent attempts
to charge my account,
and I logged in just now
and all accounts
show a zero balance.
[John] Okay, I'd be
happy to help you.
Do you have your case ID?
Well, they didn't
gimme a case ID.
[John] They didn't?
Okay.
Can you log into
your account online
and verify the access
code I'm sending?
Online?
Yesterday they just had me
punch in the code on the phone.
[John] Really?
Okay, please hold.
(light music playing)
(Dad exhales)
(unsettling music)
[Manager] Hello?
Yes?
[Manager] Hello Sir, I'm a
fraud protection manager.
I've been told about
your situation.
Unfortunately, I'm
going to need you
to go to a branch for
any further assistance.
Excuse me?
[Manager] I can't proceed
any further over the phone.
You need to see a case
specialist immediately.
It is imperative that you
gather any documentation
that you have (speaking
indistinctly)...
(music continues)
(keypad beeping)
(line trilling)
[IT Guy] Hey, you reached me.
Leave a message.
(keypad beeping)
(line trilling)
Hey, you reached me.
(line trilling)
Hey, you reached me.
Leave a message.
(phone beeps)
[Security Professional]
Well, to put it simply,
you've been hacked.
From what you've told me
it could have been
any number of things.
So what now?
Well, this is messy.
Messy.
We have to scrub everything.
You need to be
completely offline.
I can't be offline.
I've got a tournament this
weekend and we're ranked.
Sorry, slick, this is bad.
You're sorry?
I'm f*cked.
f*cking...
[IT Professional] Do you
have any place you can go
for a couple of days?
We have a cabin in the
woods we could go to.
I don't wanna go there.
Yeah, well, we don't
really have a choice.
You two go get packed.
So, I know you need
all of our devices,
but I can't be away from work.
Is there any chance
I can bring my phone?
I really need it.
(sighs) Okay.
I can have our guys look at it,
make it as safe as possible.
But when you get back, we
need to wipe everything.
Perfect.
Thanks.
(birds chirping)
This is going to be great.
Out of the city for
a couple of days.
No school, no work.
Just us.
And no devices.
An adventure.
(Dad sighs)
(hand banging)
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(door creaking)
(music continues)
Okay, ladies, start
cleaning out the cobwebs.
Son, let's empty the mice traps.
(music continues)
(music continues)
(floorboard creaks)
(dramatic music)
It looks like a family.
(eerie squelching)
(owl hooting)
(birds chirping) (Dad exhales)
(ax thuds)
I love this stuff.
You know, when I was your age,
I was an Eagle Scout.
I don't know what that means.
(sighs) Go get more logs.
Why?
Because it's good for you.
Because you could use some
exercise and because I said so.
This is Ret*rded.
(ax thuds)
What are you doing?
Pick it up.
- You pick it up.
Do your job.
- Are you paying me?
- No.
Then you do it.
(wood thuds)
Where are you going?
- Away.
- (sighs) Okay, then.
(ax thudding)
(broom sweeping) (eerie music)
(music continues)
(Dad grunting)
(Dad groans) (music fades)
Are you going to the woods?
[Son] Yeah.
Hold on, I'll come.
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
I need my f*ck' phone.
Dad's being such
a f*ck' as*h*le,
I'm gonna miss the match
and then I'm gonna be
banned from the clan.
Well, that sucks.
You f*ck' think?
Dad's being a dumb a*s,
but this is probably Mom
and her b*tch a*s cult.
It's not a cult.
And it's probably that
sketchy guy Dad hired.
I don't give a sh*t, I
just need my f*ck' phone.
(flies buzzing)
(dramatic music)
(flesh squelching)
(chuckles) Cool.
(squelching continues)
(buzzing continues)
(eerie music)
(eye squelching)
(music intensifies)
(music fades)
(birds chirping)
(person moans)
(door opens)
Hey.
Nice walk?
Yeah, it was.
This place brings back a
lot of good memories for me.
Hm.
Were you up here a lot?
As a young girl, I was.
Dad would hunt with the boys
and I would run around the
woods, picking berries,
talking to trees (chuckles).
Little girl things.
(Dad chuckles)
I would have liked to
know that little girl.
(anticipatory music)
(music continues)
(Dad panting)
Oh my God (laughs)!
(Mom moaning) (Dad panting)
(moaning intensifies)
Oh, God (panting).
[Daughter] Hello?
Is anybody here?
(Dad chuckles) (Mom chuckles)
[Mom] I think we're
not alone (laughs).
I guess not.
(Son chattering)
(Daughter chattering)
(Dad sighs)
(pensive music)
(laughs) Maybe this will help
take care of you
until next time.
(pensive music)
(Dad panting)
(music continues)
(upbeat music)
Don't want anything else?
(Mom laughs)
I hope so too.
Seriously?
Yeah (chuckles).
- I'm GG.
- Don't GG, that's my thing.
- Okay (laughs).
- It's an acronym.
- I'm winning by myself now.
- For f*ck' good game.
(all laughing)
All the way.
Just put the damn domino down.
[Daughter] No, I can't put it...
(all clamoring)
[Daughter] (gasps) Oh!
[Son] That's not
how the game works.
- Kids.
- No.
- I said it first.
- What?
Well, you won.
- I'm done.
- Hey, he won.
Well done, kiddo.
- No, no.
[Dad] GG, good game, right?
- Yeah, exactly.
- Did you say L or W?
- GG, what's up G?
- No, I got the W.
No, you can say like, you
can say, "What's up, G?"
And I'd say GG.
- I got the W
and you got the L.
Loser, loser, loser.
- Oh!
- Oh.
- I got the W,
you got the L.
- Bring it.
(rag rustling)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(owl hooting) (Mom giggles)
(eerie music)
(jaw snaps) (Mom giggles)
(Mom gasps)
(Mom screams)
(Mom's Dad laughs)
No!
(ax whips)
(Mom sobbing)
(Son gasps)
(sobbing continues)
(pensive music)
(owl hooting)
(music continues)
(sobbing continues)
(music continues)
(sobbing continues)
(Mom screams) (hand thuds)
You have to remember the rules.
We're here to hunt,
not to hurt ourselves.
Always keep the barrel
pointed in a safe direction.
(pensive music)
(birds chirping)
Your weapon is intended to k*ll.
It's not a toy, but an
object of great power.
(dramatic anticipatory music)
(music continues)
(eerie whooshing)
(music continues)
Relax and squeeze when
you have your shot.
Know what you're looking at
and make sure you
understand your target.
(music continues)
When you have your
shot, you fire.
No indecision.
You take a life so
that you can survive.
(phone vibrating)
(pensive music)
I thought you said no phones.
(suspenseful music)
(shots firing)
(music continues)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(video game clamoring)
(unsettling music)
(Mom panting)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
Shh.
(music continues)
(music continues)
(video game clamoring)
(music continues)
(Mom panting)
The new you will be
the authentic you.
The new you is
the authentic you.
The new you will be
the authentic you.
The new you will be
the authentic you.
(twigs snapping)
(footsteps approaching)
Hey.
Where are you going?
Where's your father?
What are you doing?
The new you will be
the authentic you.
(pensive music)
(Mom panting)
(music continues)
(Mom chuckles)
I know you have a phone.
If you hand it to
me I can just...
(laughs) I can just
look the other way.
(Mom panting)
It's okay, Son.
You can come out.
(wings flapping)
(cage clattering)
(Mom gasping)
(Mom laughs)
(object thuds) (Mom yells)
I love you (laughs).
(objects thudding)
I love you!
(gasping) I love you.
Love you (gasping).
(grunts) I love you!
(objects thudding)
I love you! (objects crashing)
I love you, I love you,
I love you (screams)!
(Mom sobbing) (dramatic
anticipatory music)
I love you.
(music continues)
(Mom giggling)
(video game clamoring)
(music continues)
(Mom panting)
I love you.
I love you. (Son gasping)
I love you.
(log thudding)
(blood squelching)
I love you (sobs).
I love you!
I love you (sobbing)!
(body thuds) (video
game clamoring)
(log thuds) (Mom sobbing)
(pensive music)
(keypad beeping)
I love you.
Welcome.
I'm glad you're here.
Shall we begin?
Can you feel it?
We have found you,
the authentic you.
You are the best you.
Now, there's just
one more project.
Just finish that last loop and
pull the other end through.
Now, find something
sturdy and tall.
I am so proud of you.
The true you is ready.
(log thuds)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(blood squelches)
(music continues)
(dramatic music)
(Daughter sobs)
(Daughter gasps)
- Mom!
- Thank you for you.
(sobbing) Mom?
No, Mom!
Mom (sobbing)!
No, Mom!
No!
Mom (sobbing)!
(Daughter screams)
(Daughter wailing)
(Daughter sobbing)
(dramatic music)
(music continues)
(rope creaking)
(Daughter sobbing)
(Dad breathing heavily)
(rope creaking)
(Daughter sniffling)
(line ringing)
(busy signal beeping)
sh*t.
(eerie music)
Hey, hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
(pensive music)
It's just me.
They're gone.
Dead.
Mom and...
And...
(Dad sighs) (pensive music)
Good.
(music continues)
That c*ck little prick shot me.
(rope creaking)
(Dad laughs)
And her?
She was just in our way.
Now we can have some quality
father, daughter time.
I think you're hurt.
Let me call for help.
(Dad chuckles)
I'll need the phone back, dear.
Please.
(music continues)
(Dad chuckles)
(Daughter whimpers)
(Dad panting)
I watched your video
from beginning to end
over and over (snarls).
(sobs) That wasn't me.
(Dad laughs)
My innocent little virgin.
I am!
(Dad panting)
(hammer thuds) (Dad yells)
f*ck!
(dramatic music)
(Daughter groans)
Don't worry, honey.
Daddy's here (grunting).
(Daughter whimpering)
(anticipatory music)
(Dad spits) (music continues)
(Dad panting)
Let's make a video.
(Daughter whimpering)
(rope creaking)
(Dad panting)
(Daughter grunting)
(panting continues)
(Daughter screams)
(bone thuds)
(Daughter whimpering)
(eerie music)
(music continues)
(Daughter sobbing)
(music continues)
(music continues)
If we're gonna get through this,
I need you to be honest with me.
(Daughter screams)
(blood squelching)
(Daughter wailing)
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(wailing fades)
(shoes scraping)
(birds chirping)
(phone vibrating)
(notification chiming)
(Daughter chuckles)
(vibrating continues)
(Daughter laughing)
(eerie music)
(phone vibrating)
(notifications chiming)
(music continues)
(notifications chiming)
(eerie music intensifies)
(phone chiming)
(music continues)
(notifications pinging)
(phone ringing)
(phone vibrating)
(pinging continues)
(phone ringing)
(notifications chiming)
(phone vibrating)
(notifications chiming)
(phone ringing)
(notifications chiming)
(dramatic music)
(phone ringing)
(notifications chiming)
(phone vibrates)
(notifications chiming)
(phone ringing)
(notifications chiming)
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music fades)
(eerie music)
(music continues)
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