Mame snova 17 (2024)

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SMART FILM

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Svetlana HODCHENKOVA

Konstantin KRYUKOV

21-st century in its glory

Sergey ZHARKOV

I told you to dress casually.

That's as casual as never!

Wha wrong?

Wha? Hey!

Oleg SAVOSTYUK

Mom?

It's "what", not "wha"!

Elena MURAVIEVA

That Heartburn of yours

is a bad influence.

Mommy, he's Hiccups, not Heartburn!

Antoliy KOYou just don't know him,

that's why you say that.

He's actually very good.

Anatoliy SHAVRIN

Gleb SHEVNIN Era ZIGANSHINA

Directed by Anna KURBATOVA

Written by Alexander PRONIN

Aaaa!

Cinematography by Sergey CHISTYAKOV

Music by DJ GROOVE

Aaaaa!

Good day!

Editing by Alexander MAKOV

Hi.

Is it your daughter?

Casting by Tatyana LUCHININA,

Anna PAVLYUTINA

Production designer Polina CHEREDA

She looks very pale,

seems like she's sick.

Costume designer Nadine DEY

Let her in.

Makeup artist Polina BOYKOVA

Come. Come.

Sound designer Garik NAVARDASYAN

I'm scared, Mom.

Producers Lucia DADALYAN, Sergey ORLOV

Go, go.

Nobody's gonna eat you!

Go. Just go!

General producers

Georgiy SHABANOV, Yana GRUDKOVSKAYA

General producers Anna KURBATOVA

Alexander NIKOLAEV, Mihail KURBATOV

MOM IS 17 AGAIN

Feeling sick, you say?

Kinda.

You're pregnant.

For three weeks already.

Gosh! This is some sick voodoo!

This is not voodoo, sweetheart.

I'm surprised

your mother didn't think of it first.

She was suspicious about it.

But I told her

I've never been with anyone.

Don't tell her, please.

She'd k*ll me one she founds out.

She's gonna find out sooner or later.

Do you have a cure?

Some kind of a pill

so I can drink it and all just

disappears.

Hello.

Listen closely.

Get rid of all shares you have,

invest in crude futures

It's gonna go up all the way to 2008.

Close up in June and that's it.

Because by August

volatility hits you so hard

that it will take you out.

On margin call.

That's it.

Sorry, Vladygin,

I have important things to do.

I'm tired of them!

They can never get enough money.

And there's no way to hide from them.

What's your name?

Olya.

Alright, Olya,

I'm gonna show you something.

If you don't change your mind,

I'll give you a voodoo cure

and won't tell your mom about it.

Thank you so much!

Heh. Alright.

Don't be too quick

to thank me.

Blow out the candle.

Spray it in your face, dumbass!

I believe my mascara is ruined.

You're not really good with makeup.

Are you good with your dumb brain?

Who the hell are you?

Mom, don't you recognize me?

What? What did you call me?

Mom.

That was some candle blowing

DAY EARLIER

Sir!

Sir! This parking is for stuff only!

Hi.

I'm a stuff too.

Hello.

Well, almost.

Glagolina?

Lastochkin?

What are you doing here?

I was about to ask you the same thing.

I've come to our favorite school

to apply for a counselor job.

Oh, really?

And you work here as a

Principal.

Oh, really?

Imagine that.

You decided to follow

in your mom's footsteps?

Well

I make the rules here,

and they are binding on everyone

with no exceptions.

I got it. Rule number one -

not to take up the principal's

parking space, right?

This is rule number three.

The first rule is:

a school staff member

should set an example to students

not only by his or her behavior,

but also by his or her appearance.

You mean dress-code?

Exactly.

Strict business suit

for both men and women

I'm not wearing suits.

You are now.

Nope.

In this case, Alexei

Yurievitch.

Yurievitch, you'll lose your bonus.

I'm here, Olga

Vasilievna.

I'm not here for money,

Olga Vasilievna.

Then what for?

I have a successful practice.

I'm pursuing my PhD,

so I'm here to gather material.

So I'll dress as usual,

and I'll move the bike right away.

I'm not finished yet.

Sure, there's

rule number two, right?

Yes there is.

No affairs at school.

Why?

Just out of curiosity,

for my PhD dissertation.

School is for teaching and studying.

Oh.

You are a very interesting

object of study.

Good day.

Hello.

My pleasure.

Hello.

Good day.

Good morning, Olga Vasilievna!

Good morning.

Well, back in action?

I don't know about you,

Nelli Vitalievna,

but my job is a holiday for me.

Yeah, holidays with a taste of blood,

you might say.

Your workload is overwhelming.

Not only your hands are full at school,

your son is not a gift too

What's wrong with my son?

Who said "wrong"?

It's a fairly typical situation.

Difficult child. Complicated age.

He's growing up without a father.

He disrupted my class yesterday

with his clown performance.

You'd better be tough on him.

Just to remind me, Nelli Vitalievna,

do you have kids?

Ha! God have mercy!

Animals are best

in the zoo.

Well thank you, Nelli Vitalievna,

for an advice I didn't ask for.

Chelediaykina!

Is it Halloween already?

Where's your pumpkin, then?

Halloween is October 31st, actually.

You'd better memorize

historical milestones.

Go to the restroom

and wash off your makeup,

get your hair done

and button up your blouse.

Hello.

Mertsalov, Tyrin! Halt!

Mertsalov, where's your uniform?

In the laundry.

You already said that on Tuesday,

and today is Friday.

Olga Vasilievna,

his washing machine is broken.

Oh, yeah.

Really?

Then ask your father come to my office.

He's actually here, in the waiting room.

Good.

I'll gift him a dry-cleaning coupon

and return your device.

What device?

The one you absolutely can't use

at school.

Do you want to get "vaper's disease"?

Dismissed.

And yes,

I hope you won't forget

to leave your smartphones

at the guard post.

Good morning.

Good morning, Olga Vasilievna.

Greetings!

Stepan Makarovitch.

As I just told you son,

it's good that you're here to see me.

I'm trying to be consistent.

Come in.

Varvara Pavlovna, I'm not here.

For anyone.

You've lost your mind

What if anyone sees or hears it?

I'm gonna say it straight,

without any evasive maneuvers

and smoke screens.

You're not married, I'm a widower.

We have

so-called sympathy.

And

Relationship, I might say.

Anyway,

I have an opinion that it's time

to legalize them.

Are you asking me to marry you?

Yes!

What?

My hands and everything else,

you know, are functioning properly.

You'll move in to my place,

we'll rent out your apartment.

Whoa-whoa, hold on.

What do you mean by "move in"?

We both have kids, you know.

Ahha, kids! Any day now

they will go to army.

I was just about to discuss it.

You know,

Vanya is 18 already.

Yes.

And

Kids are getting bigger.

Thank you.

Like dogs.

And I'm sure I'll get him a paid education

after school.

But keeping in mind

his irresponsible attitude towards study,

I'm afraid he won't last

longer than first exams.

It turns out

It turns out, he could be drafted.

He couldn't.

What a relief!

He must be drafted!

Mertsalov

M?

You're military commissioner!

Yes ma'am!

You're military commissioner, and

I'm worried for my boy.

Your boy?

Yes.

You call that big moose a boy?

No, wait.

He might look like an adult,

but he's still an innocent child!

Yes

The army's gonna make

a real man out of him.

How

What?

I thought you were the man

I can rely on, Stepan.

Right.

I was wrong.

Now please excuse me.

Why? What's wrong?

Please excuse me. I've got work to do.

You're distracting me.

I'm honored.

Good day to you.

Hello

Hi. You asleep?

No, I'm responding to congratulations.

ome to the window.

I have a surprise for you.

Did you ask Mertsalov

to write me a greeting on the sidewalk?

Who is Mertsalov?

Do you see me?

No.

Do you see fireworks?

Nope. I only hear it.

SIGN: Happy birthday Nastya!

Your windows

face the roadway, right?

No, the park.

Ok Happy birthday.

Thanks.

Come out!

I hope you realize

that a good portion of our savings

will be spent to cover

the damage you've done.

So any expensive purchases

are out of the question from now on.

What do you mean, mom?

You promised me a scooter!

You promised me a lot, too.

Mom!

Do you have any idea what it's like

to listen to complaints about your own son

every day?

What it's like to feel yourself

a terrible mother?

I'm not a mother and I don't think

I'll ever be.

You always disrupt your classes.

Now you burned the car!

And you do it all for some stupid lapwing?

She's not lapwing.

What the hell does "lapwing" mean anyway?

Get to the car. Quick!

Go to hell!

What did you just say?

I mean, dride.

Vanya, "dride" is not a word.

It's "drive"!

Drive, then.

Just speak to her

and ask her out.

What if she tells me to fk off?

You can talk anyone into anything.

Especially with this

With a cig?

It's not just a cig, dude.

It's a symbol.

Symbol of what?

Lung cancer?

You're narrow-minded.

A cig is a symbol of a bad boy.

And women

Women like bad boys,

Are you dumb?

I'm just suggesting.

God almighty!

You smoke now, too?

Thanks a lot.

Explain her

that it's a misunderstanding.

Android, she's my mother.

You can't explain her anything.

That's it, Ivan, you're done.

Spray it in your face!

Dumbass! Are you happy being a dumbass?

Who the hell are you?

Don't you recognize me, mom?

What did you call me?

I called you mom.

"Blow the candle", she said

What candle? You got electrocuted.

What the

Hi

What the hell?

What the hell?

Fells like my apartment,

but looks like not mine

Well, well, well, well.

What the hell? Is this a dream?

Name

What's your name?

Vanya.

Pinch me, Vanya.

Come on.

Ouch! It hurts!

Damn

Holy crap.

I'm totally off the rails.

Vanya, call the ambulance.

Alright.

Ambulance my a*s!

Do you want me to go to the nuthouse?!

What the

Where's buttons?

In the 20-th century.

What What the hell is this?

A robot vacuum cleaner.

Does it see me?

It has laser navigation,

like unmanned taxi.

Huh Holy crap.

So I'm

I'm in the future?!

What year is it?

And where's your dad?

I don't even know him.

Did that as*h*le leave me?

How old are you?

Eighteen. Mom,

let's call an ambulance.

Stop it Don't "mom" me!

You keep confusing me.

Right, mom Where's mom?

Whose mom?

Not yours!

Oh! She left.

I need to call mom right now.

You can't. She's traveling.

Yeah, across China.

And she dropped her cell phone

in the river.

In Huanhe.

What a bummer!

I have to go

to that old witch myself. sh*t.

What old witch?

The one that stole my best years.

Mommy

Can you imagine?

Me and mom just recently

celebrated the coming of 2005.

Wow!

It's mine.

Holy sh*t, man.

Your granny died, Vanya.

Yeah, before I was even born.

I read somewhere

that a person with memory loss

can remember anything under a huge stress.

Right.

Wait. Wait. Sit down.

Do you want it?

Think of the horizons

of opportunity in front of us.

In front of you, I mean.

I need to do something!

You need to, right!

Maybe just not right now.

Do you want to finish her, or what?

Aunt Tanya! Is Natashka home?

So funny LOL.

Sklemina, is that you?

Glagolina, stop bitching around.

Whaddaya want?

I'm gonna tell you something

you won't believe.

You have a beautiful daughter.

It's my granddaughter.

sh*t

That's alright.

Once we get to the old witch,

she'll bring both of us back.

Back to where?

To our beloved 2005.

Did you know? Hiccup dumped me.

Alone with the baby!

Get off me

you crazy b*tch!

We haven't said hello in twenty years.

And now you showing up like this!

Why haven't we said hello?

There's a doorbell!

Knock yourself on the head!

So?

Holy crap Hiccup, is that you?

Who's asking?

What do you mean? Me!

Who's "me"?

What's wrong with you, Hiccup?

I'm Glagolina!

What's wrong?

There's no money for child support now!

I'm unemployed. Do you get it?

Hiccup Hold on!

It's not about it!

Like I believe you

Hiccup! Where are you going?

He's adult already,

don't worry. Hiccup!

What the hell are you doing here?

Why the hell did you dump me?

Like you don't know!

Listen I just don't remember.

Have you ever experienced

a portion of you life just disappearing?

Of course. When I'm on a bender.

Can you imagine

that my last 19 years just vanished?

It has nothing to do with me, right?

Hiccup

Why did you dump me?

Actually you dumped me.

When you found out that I got Sklemina

pregnant.

So you

You chose Sklemina over me?

Come on, Glagolina.

The mistakes of youth.

Holy molly!

What an as*h*le

Wait.

What's our son's name?

The hell I'd tell you!

Olga Vasilievna?

Hello, Olga Vasilievna!

Hi.

I have a foreign car!

Holy crap!

Do you even remember how to drive a car?

I did, right?

You'll probably have to take a taxi

to go to the old witch.

Holy crap!

Call me a taxi, then.

It's finally over.

I'll get back to my beloved 2005.

What about me?

What about you?

You're not in my life.

And you won't be.

Wait, how am I "not in your life"?

I'm standing in front of you,

calling a taxi!

So what?

You and I have a life together.

What's that?

Do you

Do you see it?

They don't push off

with their feet at all.

These are electric scooters.

What did you say?

There's your taxi.

Great. So

Good luck!

Katerina Evgenyevna!

Young lady!

Hello.

Why are you making

the district commissioner on duty

so nervous?

I'm so sorry.

I just have a matter to settle

with the owner of this house.

It's very urgent.

With Kotyaba?

I don't know her surname.

It's not a surname.

That's how everyone around here

called her.

What did you say "called"?

Why are you not calling her that now?

They took her to the city

about ten years ago.

She couldn't manage the household

due to her age. Do you get it?

Officer.

Officer, I just need to

I really need to talk to her.

Officer.

Leave your phone number

so I can contact you.

I'll try to get you

some information.

Thank you very much indeed!

You're my last hope.

Alright.

Okay, I get it.

Next.

Lastochkin Alexey Yurievitch.

Lastochkin?

Lastochkin?

Lastochkin! Huh!

I think we're in the same class

with this dude.

He's our new counselor now.

Wow!

Damn!

Do something!

What if it's about the old witch?

Hello.

No lady, I am not

in the 35+ age group.

Hm.

I'm 17

and there's nothing wrong with my joints.

Bunch of weirdos.

Ok, mom. Have a look.

This is our class.

Uh-huh.

Who's that dude?

Mertsalov Makar,

the biggest jerk in our class.

Here's his dad, the military commissioner,

Chairman of the School Board.

His name is Stepan Makarovitch.

Are you not interested in the others?

Hm? I'm very interested.

A mother must know

her son's classmates!

Hey, why don't you invite them over?

We'll hang out while mom is away.

I don't know how it used to be,

but now principals

don't hang out with school kids.

Tell them I bet you.

And your mom

has to keep her own word.

Right?

Otherwise it's pedagogically bad.

It's obvious.

Yo-yo-yo! Wazzap guys!

Wow, Tyrin connected. Heya.

Check it out, guys.

My new look. Grunge style.

Ahahahaha.

Are you just gonna stand there

like a girl in front of the mirror?

He has a new look!

When your dad was a kid

he had a real bow

and reed arrows

with tin can tips.

And what do you have?

Well

I have 150k subscribers.

And can I have some private space

at least in the bathroom?

Sure, sure.

I remember once on the garrison

We built a toilet

across mountain river.

We used to sit there

with the whole platoon

admiring the local beauties.

The river was flowing underneath.

And our private space

was limited to a range of an elbow.

Dad, are you here to speak

about the advantages of army toilet?

Not, I just

I want you, Makar,

to approve the nomination

of my likely wife.

Check this out.

I did it myself.

From the photo.

I'll paint, varnish and frame it.

Well?

What do you think?

Is this Alla Pugacheva?

You're Pugacheva!

Pugacheva!

It's the principal of your school.

Glagolina.

Olga Vasilievna.

That's thrash.

What? I don't get it.

I mean, you two are gonna

waste me up now.

Oh, yes. Quite possible.

As we say,

learning hard - easy fight!

And one more thing

Wash this off, you look stupid.

Let's go mom.

I'll take it.

Here.

Put it in.

Enter the pin-code.

What's the code?

Great.

Try my birthday date.

When you were born, exactly?

1 5 0 5.

1 5 0 5, huh?

Enter it there, please.

Uh-huh.

Thank you for your purchase!

Holy sh*t! We did it, huh?

You receipt is in the bag.

We're rich! Thank you.

Good day.

Good day.

Good day. We did it! Cool!

Now let's get outta here. Quick.

Why?

I don't want to pay fortune

for the underwear,

but I wanted them so much!

Did you steal underwear?

Hush! Are you dumb?

Mom, you're principal!

What if they caught you

with stolen underwear?

Caught me?

We did this a hundred times with Hiccup,

no one ever caught us.

Who's Hiccup?

Forget it. So, what's next?

Mom, why didn't you wake me up?

We're late for school!

Mm. Ouch!

Get up, mom.

Mmm!

Mom!

They are calling about the old witch!

Drill alert.

What the

Okay, let's go over this again.

What do you say

in any unclear situation?

"I need some time to think about it".

Or?

Or "contact my secretary".

Thanks, mom, for being late.

I'm on a brand new scooter

and no one saw it.

Be thankful I'm even here!

Wow, cool!

Whose is this?

Our counselor.

Holy sh*t.

What are you doing, mom?

Are you nuts?

What's wrong again?

I dressed like a fool,

made my hair, no makeup -

like you wanted.

You're smiling?

I can't even smile?

Not like that!

Damn.

That's better.

Uh-huh.

Let's go.

Hi.

Hi.

Olga Vasilievna.

To your classroom! Now!

Go!

You got kicked from the class?

Kinda.

Lucky you!

Come in, please.

Thank you,

Makar.

Strange. Olga Vasilievna

is never late.

Hi.

Hello, Olga Vasilievna.

Just a moment

Crap! I'm sorry.

Leave it, Olga Vasilievna.

I'll clean it up.

You have an ongoing meeting.

The vice-principals are waiting for you.

And that's about the expelling.

You asked me to prepare a list.

Yeah... What are they waiting for?

Don't I have a deputy or something?

Shall I call Zagnobina?

You read my mind!

Haha!

Nelly Vitalievna,

can I talk to you for a minute?

Is something wrong?

Hi.

Good day.

Look, I feel like sh*t.

Could you do this meeting,

like, for me?

I'm gonna go home.

My stomach hurts

and my head is like on fire.

I'll certainly have your back...

Cool!

But your presence is required.

That's f*cked up.

What?

Hi.

I'm sorry.

My son overslept and didn't wake me up.

I didn't even have time for breakfast. I

At Olga Vasilievna's request,

I'm taking over the reins today.

Olga Vasilievna, have a seat.

Oh, yeah.

Dear colleagues,

we have an egregious incident on agenda

that occurred last week.

Olga Vasilievna raised a question

about expelling of participants.

Does it mean

that your position remains unchanged?

I need some time to think about it.

You brought us together today

for this special occasion.

Really? Well then

If it's such a serious incident,

we're supposed

to react appropriately, right?

Yes. According to protocol,

I call for a vote.

Who is in favor of expelling

Medvedev and Yezhova?

If we slack off,

we'll have the whole school

kissing in the locker room.

Unanimously.

Stop Wait!

Wait.

What if we just look at the situation

from a different perspective?

These Medvedeva and Ezhov

Medvedev and Ezhova.

Whatever! If we expel them

We'll k*ll two birds with one stone!

We'll save the school's reputation

and make sure

others learn the lesson.

No freaking way!

As one great man said...

I don't exactly remember who said that,

but one great man said:

"Thou shalt not make an idol for thyself".

And what are we doing?

What?

We're making!

I mean, we're making an idol.

And not just one, but two.

Because a bad example is sweet,

and forbidden fruit is,

you know, contagious.

What are you suggesting?

Pretend it didn't happen?

What's the big deal?

But

I declare this meeting closed.

We can go home now.

That's it.

By the way! I almost forgot!

I'm allowing all students

to use gadgets from now on. Yes.

During recess and in class, too.

Why are you looking at me

like I'm a freaking robot vacuum cleaner?

Let's give it a try.

It might be fun. Alright?

Nelli Vladimirovna,

thank you so much for your help.

I'm Vitalievna.

I'm so sorry.

By the way, you're much younger in person

than you look in the pictures.

Thank you.

Gosh

With the diameters we know,

we divide the circle

into an infinite number

of isosceles triangles

whose base curvature

we can neglect.

The area of isosceles triangles

is calculated by the formula

Isosceles triangles,

where "b" is the base

and "h" is the height,

equal to the radius of the circle.

It turns out

that the area of the circle is equal to

Where "n" is the number of triangles

inscribed in the circle.

But we don't know their exact number!

That's not important to us,

Nelli Vitalievna.

If it tends to infinity,

it turns out the base of all triangles

tends to zero.

And as we all know,

multiplying by zero is

Zero!

Absolutely right!

Absolutely not.

What is the area of a circle

if we know its diameter?

Nastya Tropinkina answers.

One-fourth of d squared.

That is right.

I like Glagolin's version better.

Sit down.

So what is

drawn on the chalkboard, Ivan?

d if his mom.

It must be square, then.

What?

You know, Nelly Vitalievna,

actually it's all is just an illusion.

Yeah, it's just a glitch.

Just like Tyrin, Mertsalov

and the whole world around us.

Sit down, Glagolin.

You've got the USE coming up!

What are you thinking!

He's thinking about Tropinkina.

Glagolin!

Stop it!

Break!

Put up a clone show,

start a fight at vice-principal's class

It's totally out of the line!

I repent

and fully admit my guilt.

That's enough!

We're gonna have

a serious conversation back home.

Back to class! Now!

Phew.

Bravo!

Why did you put on this circus show?

Crap.

How did you get it?

You wasn't even looking at us.

That's why I'm a counselor.

That's right! You're the smart one.

Can you help a friend of mine?

What's her problem?

Anyway, she likes this guy.

She's giving him all sorts of attention,

and he's just ignoring her.

He doesn't see her as a girl,

only as principal.

Wait,

your friend is a principal too?

Well, yeah She's a

principal of the whole world.

Ahha.

Kid's world.

Well, what I would advise you

I mean, advise your friend.

Well, first of all, I would try

to find out everything about this guy:

what he likes, what he's into.

Ahha.

And then form some

tactics to win his sympathy

based on this information.

What he's into, right.

I get it.

The man from the old witch!

Hello!

Yes, Sergey Vladimirovitch, it's me

I'm listening.

Go ahead, I'm writing it down.

Thank you so much, Sergey Vladimirovitch.

You're a lifesaver.

Good day to you, too.

Any good news?

He found the old witch!

Lastochkin, you're on a bike, right?

I am.

Let's go!

Holy crap!

Man, you took me back

to my seventeen.

Well, we can knock off

couple more years on the way back.

You're funny.

I should hook up with you in school.

Wait! What about the second rule?

What rule?

No affairs at school.

To hell with that!

Now I recognize

my classmate Olya Glagolina!

Didn't you recognize before?

No. You're gonna be rich.

I'd better be young and free, like before.

Damn. This guy's not answering.

Look, if I don't know a surname,

can I get info without it?

sh*t.

And what if I know a nickname,

can we search by it?

What?

Everyone called her Kotyaba.

You'd have to go to Vladygin himself.

Cool! Where is he?

Wait! He's in a meeting

at the President's Office right now.

And when the meeting's over?

The closest date

when you can meet with Petr Petrovitch is

Fifteenth.

Great!

Next month.

Damn!

Can I meet with him sooner?

There's no such possibility.

Put me on a schedule.

Can I have your ID?

Dang.

Here you are.

Alla Pugacheva?

My son's just playing around.

I'm giving them away.

Makar loves Pugacheva?

You might say that.

What's most important?

To awaken good taste in a kid.

Right?

Olga, you're not

yourself today.

If my fool did something,

tell me - I'll light stars on his butt

with a soldier's belt.

No way!

It's 21st century already.

What's wrong with you?

You'd better tell me,

what Makar is dreaming about?

I'm embarrassed to say it out loud.

He wants to be a model.

So he's into fashion, too!

When I was his age,

I dreamed of general's epaulettes.

And about pants with leggings!

What kind of movies do you watch with him?

What kind of movies does Makar like, hmm?

Olya, I understand,

you're mad at me.

But that official tone of yours

is slowly k*lling me.

Tell me

Are you seeing someone?

Who the hell are you

to ask this kind of questions?

I get the hint.

Well, between my feelings and my duty,

I choose you.

What?

I'll give your Vanya

respite from the army.

Will you now marry me?

What? Marry you?

Exactly.

No way!

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Why?

You're too old for me!

Good God!

You're even older than me!

Reminding a girl of her age

is actually rude.

You know, Olga.

I can make your son

go and serve in the army

not to the Song and Dance Ensemble,

but to Arctic!

I don't give a sh*t!

- Cool!

- Are you coming to the hangout tonight?

Sure!

Cool! Can I pick you up?

Thanks. I've already

arranged with Mertsalov.

I don't understand how people manage to

go to work every day!

Mom, I have a problem.

You're 18!

Being near forties IS a problem.

Ooh.

Nastya wrote

that she'll come with Mertsalov today.

What?

I arranged a hangout

just to see her, to be honest.

Are you serious? Little cu

I mean

Ok, you know what?

I'll take care of Mertsalov.

M?

Really?

Uh-huh.

Thanks mom.

Good day, Nelli Vitalievna.

Hello.

I wanted to

You, as Olga Vasilievna's right hand,

couldn't help but notice

Let's say,

something strange

is going on with her

lately.

Yes!

Uh-huh.

According to my intel,

there's a corrosive influence

from that biker.

Our new counselor?

Yes! If it were up to me,

I'd send him to boot camp.

But I can't,

since the educators' act

won't let me do it.

What if he stops being an educator?

I don't think Olga Vasilievna

will do it.

What if I replace her

in principal's chair?

Is it possible?

It's in your hands.

You're the chairman of the School Board.

We can arrange a letter

to the Ministry of Education.

What are you saying!

Are you suggesting that me,

Russian officer,

should write a whistleblower?

I didn't mean that!

It's just a collective letter

from parents of our students.

With signatures.

Nelli Vitalievna,

the course of you thought

is quite appealing to me.

It's not good to be late!

My car is kinda broken.

Can we go to the store?

Sure.

Cool sneakers!

Rarities. Kanye West.

My favourite designer.

He's rapper, actually.

That's right. I keep confusing him

with Vivienne Westwood.

Get lost.

Let's go, shall we?

Olga Vasilievna, you forgot the helmet!

Whoo-hoo!

Dude, what's up?

You here for a drink?

Finish your drink and go!

Do you want her

to dance with Tyrin all night?

Really? Don't forget the glasses.

One hundred charisma points.

"Kino" rules.

Music for all times?

Right. Hah.

Listen

Let me be clear

about me and you dad.

Oh May I

not cal your mom?

Don't even think about it!

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

There is nothing between us

and there can't be anything at all.

It's just his sick fantasies.

He's totally understandable.

You're pretty good.

You're pretty good

too.

Nastya, I've been wanting

to tell you something.

I love you.

What?

I you

Let's go to the balcony.

Can I kiss you?

It's time to be less formal.

sh*t.

Wait!

Okay, Mertsalov is an idiot,

but your mother!

A grown woman,

a teacher, a school principal!

Promise me you won't tell anyone.

I won't tell anyone what?

Mum was electrocuted. She has amnesia.

She doesn't remember

the last nineteen years.

She's acting like like she's seventeen.

Oh, yeah, right!

And everything around us is an illusion.

Wait! Just give it a thought!

Would a normal mother agree

to have a sleepover at her house?

Much less the school principal.

Are you normal?

You're taking advantage of your mother

having amnesia!

Scooter, new clothes

I don't even know who's worse:

you or Mertsalov,

who first brought me here

and then found himself a milf!

I don't know what he saw in her.

I'll fix it.

Just don't tell anyone, okay?

I like experienced women.

Do you like me?

Sure thing!

Dude! Wait.

Mertsalov promised to stream the show

"In bed with the school principal".

Where are they?

Locked in her room.

Vanya, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Vanya, what the hell?

He's an as*h*le!

What did you just say?

What did you just say?

I said that you're an as*h*le!

Let's go have a talk.

Come on!

Holy crap.

Wanna fight?

Makar, stop it!

We'll have a fight.

Makar, stop it! Please!

Not chickenshitting yet?

Wow! Playing hero?

Great, a fight.

Vanya.

Film it.

Vanechka's going to get his a*s kicked.

So?

Guys!

Whoo!

Who's an as*h*le now? Rest.

Show me what you filmed.

Stop it, Vanya.

Stop it, guys! What are you doing?

Guys!

Makar, he had enough.

People know how to relax!

Is it okay that your son is fighting?!

No way!

Why are you all just standing?

Makar, what are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

That's my boy!

What's your name?

Piss off, you drunkard!

You little

Not this one, idiot! That one!

That one?

Why are you embarrassing your father, huh?

Son.

What?

What are you talking about?

Get outta here.

You're just ruining everything.

I can't wait to get you in the army!

I'm sorry for keeping you

from being an Internet star, Mom.

What did you just say?

He filmed you!

Ask him.

You

Is it true?

You wanted to upload it to internet?

Yeah, what's the big deal?

Why?

Just for the hype.

The party is over.

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

And now, Olga Vasilievna,

you'll be kicked out of school for sure.

Everybody's seen it, right?

She hit me!

I saw nothing.

I didn't see anything either.

What's wrong with all of you?

Tyrin, bro. You saw it, didn't you?

You saw that she hit me, right?

I'd hit you myself,

but I don't want to get my hands dirty.

Screw you all!

Vanya, are you okay?

Please forgive me.

Was that really my father?

Igor Kotov.

The coolest kid in the neighborhood.

Yeah. I can see that.

Well, he once was

It's good

that you are not like him at all.

I've never been taken care of

like this before.

No one has ever defended me.

Except for my mother, of course.

Man, I wish I had you

in my real life.

Mom, I need to tell you something.

Grandma, she's, uh

She's not in China.

Where she is then?

What shall I do with you, Andriusha?

Senior class,

and you've never been

to P.E. this year.

I have an exemption, I have a certificate.

I saw your certificates.

Did you forge it yourself

or did someone help you?

Nelly Vitalievna, I won't do it anymore!

Can't be more than that!

You'll have no diploma at best,

at worst

you'll go to juvie.

For forgery.

Nelly Vitalievna, I...

I don't want to go to juvie!

It's too late, Kozlov. It's too late.

Though

Are you friends with Vanya Glagolin?

Maybe you can help me figure out

what's going on with his mom.

And I might be able to help you.

I can't, Nelli Vitalievna.

Vanya is my best friend.

I understand.

But I doubt that Glagolin

would visit you in juvie.

I mean, he's going to university.

He'll have new interests, new friends.

What's with your face?

Allergy.

On mammoth hair.

We visited Darwin Museum with mom.

I appreciate and respect

Olga Vasilievna very much,

and I don't want

to make a scene out of it,

but the school's reputation

means something to me.

Amnesia, Vanya, is not a joke.

What do you want from me,

Nelli Vitalievna?

I want you to convince your mother

to hand in

her resignation.

Believe me, it's for the best.

For the best of whom?

What's up?

Zagnobina knows everything about mom.

Come on!

It sucks.

Man,

it was Tropinkina who blabbed it.

It's a sure thing.

Let's play!

Class is over. Everyone is dismissed.

Vanya!

I need to talk to you.

So talk.

Mertsalov texted me,

that his dad, as a Chairman

of the School Board,

filed a complaint

with the Board of Education,

like, we have a principal with amnesia.

The commission will be there soon.

They will check your mother.

So you pawned her off to Zagnobina first,

and now you want to warn me

about the danger, huh?

I didn't pawn her. Idiot!

I thought you were my friend!

How could you do something like that?

What else should I do?

You're covered, your mom's the principal.

And they wanted to send me to a juvie!

So instead of telling the truth

you just pointed at Nastya, right?

Glagolin!

Let Kozlov go.

What's your problem?

You are friends.

Not any more.

Uh-huh?

I need your help, Aleksei Yurievitch.

So?

Well, not me, but my mom.

Okay.

Holy molly!

How come? How is it possible?

Knock, knock. What's wrong?

My mom's died.

I'm sorry. When did this happen?

Eighteen years ago.

And you don't remember that, right?

Your son told me everything.

What for?

Wait a minute, what for?

He wants to help you.

And now I want to help you too.

Olga, an inspection

from the education committee

is coming here next week.

It sucks.

Uh-huh.

"The Master and

Margarita" is on the program,

and I haven't read it.

You've read everything.

You just forgot.

Olya, let's try to remember.

"The truth is easy and pleasant to tell".

Recalling anything?

Alright. Time for plan B.

I have a friend, he's a star

in a psychiatry. He's ready

to see you today.

Will he help me to go back in time?

Kinda.

It's called hypnotherapy.

I didn't forget anything.

I just haven't lived those nineteen years.

They were stolen from me!

Listen, Olya. Stolen or not

doesn't matter at all.

Do you understand?

This situation can only be solved by you.

You're an adult!

You like to rub salt in the wound, huh?

You have to do something!

I know!

Yes. Uh-huh.

No. Not this one.

I barged in on you

the other day. Not cool.

I'm sorry.

I need your help.

Mom has a committee tomorrow, and if she

If I don't help her,

there's gonna be trouble.

How are you gonna help her?

I prepared questions

and the correct answers.

Every question

takes 5 minutes.

So it's ten questions

for ten people.

An extra A wouldn't hurt anyone.

Even me.

Thank you.

I'll send you a question and an answer.

Parents are gonna freak out.

My first A for the past 11 years!

You're welcome.

I'll send you a question and an answer.

Bye.

Heya, Glagolik!

Listen, I just found out you guys

are doing something

about tomorrow's open class.

Applications are no longer being accepted.

Oh, come on, man.

I really didn't want to tell my dad

about your trick,

but I guess I'd have to.

Whaddaya want?

What do I want?

Aah!

I want a new scooter, you know.

Mine is old,

and you bought yourself a new one.

Alright. Take it.

And one more thing.

You're not hitting on Tropinkina anymore.

You're an epic as*h*le, Mertsalov.

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Well, if you care about Tropinkina

more than your mother, then

You got a deal.

Man's word?

Yep. Word.

See ya.

Come in. Don't be shy.

Hi.

Hi.

Well? I'm listening.

I'm looking for Katerina Evgenievna.

They gave me your address.

Kotyaba.

Yes!

You know, I've been a basketball fan

since I was a kid, but, uh

So I went looking for her

when I was young,

wasn't tall enough. Sit down.

And I found her.

I asked her for some kind of a cure

to make me higher.

She looked at me

and said: "You'll grow,

but not in the way you want".

Well, I grew

Thanks to Katerina Evgenievna.

I was told she was supposed to be here.

You weren't fooled. She's here.

Great!

Here.

She picked out her own urn, by the way.

What?

God rest your soul, Katerina Evgenievna.

Has she left any message

for Olya from 2005?

Nope.

What a bummer.

What do I do now?

When I get thoughts like that,

I read this over and over again.

"All in good time"?

She's kidding me!

My time is in 2005!

That's fued up.

What's the matter?

Why are you lying?

You have an open class tomorrow

on "The Master and Margarita".

I downloaded you an audiobook,

made you dinner

so you wouldn't be distracted.

And you're just lying down, doing nothing!

I won't do anything.

And I'm not going to work tomorrow.

How's that?

That's how! I just won't go.

I've made a deal with everyone!

You just need to write down the questions

and remember whom to ask them.

Do you have any idea

what it all cost me?

Do you have any idea what YOU cost me?

I should've told my mom the truth

right away.

She'd have yelled at me.

She'd have taken me to a doctor.

It's okay, I'd have taken it,

but none of this would've happened.

What wouldn't have happened?

There'd be no wrinkles,

saggy t*ts, tomorrow's committee!

It's all because of you!

You ruined my whole life!

I'm so sorry.

You took care of me,

and I'm acting like a b*tch.

I apologized, Vanya!

Give me these questions

Vanya. Vanya!

What if she doesn't come back at all?

You mean my memory?

I mean, my mom.

I'm here, son. I'm with you.

No, no.

That's the way my mom never did it.

No?

That was a little over the top.

You know, I didn't get it.

How didn't Margarita

turn into an icicle

while she was flying at rocket's speed

on her broomstick?

It turns out this writer

Uh...

Bulgakov.

Bulgakov didn't think it through.

Tyrin, it is called fantastic

It's called fantastic assumption.

Uh-huh.

Sit down. You get an A.

Thanks.

Well, you all did great today.

I didn't even notice

the end of the class.

Well,

we have five more minutes till the end.

Olga Vasilievna,

can I ask you a question?

Of course, Chelediaykina.

How did Voland find out

about Jeshua's trial if he wasn't there?

I need some time to think about it.

Why are you all so tense?

Literature is

fun!

Let's play a game.

Just imagine

that I've never read

"The Master and Margarita".

Can any of you answer

Chelediaykina's question?

What if Voland was a sparrow,

that flew into temple

during Jeshua's trial?

Well, it makes sense.

Bulgakov mentioned her several times

for a reason.

I don't know, I associate a swallow

with something kinder.

Actually, when a bird flies in

it's a bad sign.

Actually, a swallow's nest under the roof

is a symbol of happiness.

What does Cat Behemoth symbolizes?

Chaos and overeating.

Cat Behemoth!

I'm gonna read Bulgakov too.

Here they come.

What an interesting pedagogical trick!

Literature teacher

pretends she doesn't know

material from the school curriculum!

Well I'm a

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Perhaps it's worthy of inclusion

in the methodology manuals.

No sh

I mean, you're welcome to include it.

It's not a trick!

She really doesn't remember

or know anything. Test her!

Have her quote something

from "The Master and Margarita"!

"The truth is easy and pleasant to tell".

Is it enough?

Are you going to keep examining

your immediate supervisor?

No, of course not.

Good day.

Good day.

How did it go?

It's okay, it passed.

You should've seen

Zagnobina's face!

Aha-ha-ha-ha!

Thank you.

I don't know

what I'd do without you. I really don't.

It was Alexei Yurievitch who actually

advised me to write the answers.

Lastochkin, you're genius!

No sh*t!

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Vanya!

You know what I was thinking?

Why don't we go out somewhere?

Look, thanks for helping, but I can't.

Why? You were the one

who told me you loved me.

I just can't.

Where are you going?

Nastyuha

Do you know

that he's not a man?

Why?

Tell her.

He's given me a man's word

that he wouldn't be hitting on you.

Remember?

He's not hitting on me,

I'm hitting on him.

Happy birthday!

Congratulations.

Happy birthday, classmate.

What's wrong, mom?

Boys have never given me flowers before.

Thanks.

Gosh, I didn't even realize

that 37 would come so fast.

Because not too long ago

Not too long ago I was sure

that all this

it's the worst case scenario of my life.

And now I can't even imagine

how I'd live

if I didn't have you.

I really can't.

Stop it, mom. Come on,

blow the candle and make a wish.

It's up to you to decide

whether you need a cure or not.

Mommy!

Mommy!

I missed you so much!

Hiccup is a total dumbass. You were right.

Who would doubt.

Mommy, I love you so much!

Do you love me?

Sure! Why are you asking?

Mom, I'm going to have a baby.

Sweetheart

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

You messed with me

I thought you'd be furious.

Mom!

Maybe some water?

Wait.

Are you okay?

You okay?

Give me a minute.

Let's go. Come on.

Let's give her some rest.

What are you thinking about?

About mom.

When my mom passed away,

I was left alone with the baby.

It was pretty tough.

And I thought,

I've screwed up so much in my life.

And I decided to become good.

Too good, I guess.

And I became so good

that I forgot who I really was.

That's how I lived

the best years of my life.

Not even my life, to be honest.

And no old witch

can bring those years back.

The more bitter the past,

the sweeter the present.

Shakespeare.

Huh. I'm glad you got your memory back.

It's not about memory at all.

Lastochkin, don't you

believe in miracles, huh?

Not even a little bit?

Why do you think I don't?

The miracle is happening

right in front of me.

Mom, I've got a

We'll probably go

scooter riding.

No sh*t.

Did you go to her funeral?

I'm doing nothing

since 1993.

Have you even seen her

lying in the coffin?

No. I was in Davos

at the economic forum.

What are you

Huh!

What's that supposed to mean?

Did she set this whole thing up

on purpose?

What for?

She didn't need anything.

What was she missing?

Maybe just some peace.