01x05 - En konstig familj

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Perfect!

Come, come. Come, ghost! Come.

Okay, you go that way, and
I'll go this way.

Whoever sees the ghosts first yells.

It's terrible that one can't even
be left in peace in one's own home.

Scandalous!

And that injector that boy
is running around with.

I like to have froze!

It's time we teach those kids
a real lesson.

Yeah, that's what you said yesterday
and you know the result of that.

Eh, that was just a warm-up.
No, now we're going to start.

Quiet! It's the mother. Now we'll
get her, Staffan.

Leif, we can throw the summer
tires here, too.

And that old rusty bed, and
the book bags.

Great, we'll call it the crap room.

Where did you say the extension cords
were? We need some electricity in here.

- They aren't even human!
- No. This is the worst I've ever...

dealt with. Staffan, I think it's best
that we leave before they...

come back with that "electricity."

Yes.

Lillan! What are you doing?

I thought it was something else.

- It is something else!
- Why do you always have to be...

playing with your gadgets? Why can't
you be like other girls?

What is this?

When I was your age, I played ice
princess, hairdresser, cashier,

that kind of thing is normal. You don't
need to be playing with that.

And you became a flouride lady too.

I'm not a flouride lady. I'm a dental
hygienist.

It doesn't matter, mom. Everyone
hates dental hygienists too.

- Have you found them?
- No, but I found something else.

- What is that?
- Something you can build something with

A rocket, for example. This probably
goes there.

- Time to eat!
- We're coming!

- They're impossible!
- Everyone's afraid of ghosts.

It's just a matter of doing it
the right way.

The kids chase us. And the parents
don't see us even though we're...

standing right in front of them.

- We have to start scaring seriously.
- They're impossible!

I said that about the Gyllenstolpe
family too. And remember how it...

went for them.

- Yes, yes, they were very scared.
- Exactly.

And the Krusenfoting family?
And the Wallenskölds and Baron Tott?

They ran away head-over-heels.
We have a nice little tradition...

- you and I.
- That's right, we need to...

- keep our traditions.
- Exactly! Come.

We'll watch a bit, so we know
how to get them.

- Yuck, tomato soup.
- Do you have something against...

- food in a can? - Give me the soup,
please. Don't spill on the tablecloth,

- it belongs to the house. - Lillan,
the butter. - Dad, I found a rocket.

Yes, and I found some old
weather stripping.

Wouldn't they fix the breeze up there?

Oh, Lillan, stop. Don't do that.

- I found a rocket.
- We probably need a few...

- fan heaters.
- Dad!

- Is it good? Give me the salt,
darling.

We had a substitute in English today.
He was super hot!

- Melitta has a crush!
- Of course not. Who is it?

His name's Tony. He has a motorcycle.

Motorcycle? Astrid, what kind of
delinquents are they hiring these days?

He's nineteen. And really cute.
He's got nice teeth too.

He flosses.

Alright.

- Dad.
- Yes, what is it, dear?

I found a rocket, so now I can help
you move the satellite.

Lillan, it's good to have a bit of
imagination, but a bit of imagination...

- doesn't move satellites. Do you see?
- Then how do you do it?

- Well, it's kind of hard to explain.
- Try.

- Don't forget to eat.
- I want to go back home.

- You're starting with that again?
- But mom! That armor didn't...

fix itself. And there was a
guy in the hallway who was see-through.

Of course.

But Melitta, ghosts aren't real.

Everything has a reasonable
explanation. Maybe it was just a...

little mouse. That wanted to build
a statue.

Strange, they don't seem to believe
that we exist.

They're lying, don't you see?
They're cooking something up,

- those two.
- Cooking? What are they cooking up?

No idea. They're sly, those two.

We should aim for the older girl
for the time being.

If we can really scare her proper
then we can get rid of...

the whole family.

- And for dessert we're having...
- Cheesecake!

- Could you two yell any louder?
- So, now you can clear away...

your plates. Because the cheesecake
will be done in exactly three minutes.

- Look out!
- Mmm! Cheesecake, my favorite!

No, Staffan, leave that alone, don't
touch it, Staffan, Staffan, no!

My head is all warm.

Let's go!

- Oh no, the tablecloth!
- Wow!

Leif, don't just stand there,
do something!

- What?
- I don't know, you're...

the engineer.

- Darling, how is it?
- Look! Someone's...

already started.

Let me see.

- That's strange, it was whole when I
put it in. - It's the ghosts!

What did I tell you? I'm not
staying here.

♫ Dear, I fear we're facing a problem,
you love me no longer I know and...♫

♫ Maybe there is nothing...♫

Ahh!

Good evening, Melitta.

I'm a bit shy, but I just wanted
to say the following.

Don't pay any mind to what your
parents say. I also believe...

in ghosts. Because I am one myself!

Excuse me if I gave you a bit of a
fright, but that's what we ghosts do!

Ahh!

Do you want some cheesecake?

♫ Love me, love me, say that you
love me, fool me, fool me, go on...♫

♫ and fool me...♫

Put that in the bathtub and I'll
take care of it later.

♫ Pretend that you love me,
leave me, leave me...♫

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah!

Ghosts!

Aaaaaaaah!