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01x14 - Skatten

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mysteriet på Greveholm". Aired: December 1, 1996.*
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The Olsson family move into a castle that turns out to be haunted.

01x14 - Skatten

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[Part 14:
THE TREASURE]

Shish Kebab to Happy Salmon.
The wheels have passed.

–Nice chest. What do you think it contains?
–Jewellery.

–Why are we chasing them?!
–They're thieves! They took our treasure!

OK, then! But why don't you
drive up to them so we can get it back?!

–That's what I'm doing! I'm stepping on it!
–It'll be faster if you change gear!

–How are you planning to stop them?
–I haven't thought about that!

Just drive to the side and keep up!

–Where'd that mag come from?
–Is it the local paper?

Can't be an evening paper,
the letters are too small...

Who gives a sh*t? Just get it
out of the way so I can drive!

If so you gotta stop the car.
I can't step out at this speed!

Look, Rolf! The brats are here!

You threw this trash on my wind shield?

Hey, that's not trash... It's Holmnäs Allehanda.
A paper that I deliver!

Hey! Give us the treasure
if you want to drive any further!

–Look, Rolf, the brats are getting c*ck!
–Just throw the mag away so we can leave!

That dwarf could never
keep up with a freshly stolen Alpha...

This baby can do 200 an hour... Maybe more!

How fast is this car?

I managed 53 once, but that was downwind
and I really wanted to pee.

Look... An American!

–Do you know him too?
–Eh, not exactly...

You can't park like that!
You're blocking the whole road!

That's the point! Besides, who asked you?

–But that's ill*gal-
–Shut up! I'm the one talking.

–But it's...
–Shut up! Shut up!!

–Cool guy, right?
–Cool...

Happy Salmon to Split Tongue.

Operation "Cell Switch"
completed according to plan.

Copy. Over and out.

Hey! You're gonna move the satellite,
right? And be careful out there!

Hey, give me five!

Good job, guys!

–What was all that about?
–The guys that sang for us tried to steal the treasure.

–But we took it back.
–Måns stopped them by throwing the paper at them.

–Then they had to stop. And guess what happened?
–No, tell me.

Then the Christmas elves arrived
in their van and helped us out!

- Christmas elves?
- Yeah. Like the one in the bag!

Wait, so he was real?
Then you were actually telling the truth...

Sorry for not believing in you.

It's OK. It wasn't easy to believe.

Yeah, but it's so awful
when nobody believes you.

Melitta, do you know
how we could open this?

Yeah... Try this.

It's too soft. Don't you have anything harder?

Er... Try this instead.

Wow, it's rock solid. Thanks!

–You must have been a beautiful Lucia.
–Thanks! So, what're you gonna do now?

Oh, I was about to hand out some papers. Would you like to come with?

Is that OK? That sounds really fun!

It's just like that Roxette video!
♫ Let's join the joyride...

I've seen people do this in movies.

Check this one out.
This movie hasn't been made yet...

Careful, it could be fragile!

–Money isn't that fragile.
–No! Bad!

Don't overexert yourself!
It's not worth the effort.

You don't even know
what's in there, right?

–It's obviously golden coins or something!
–How can you be so sure of that?

Perhaps it's full of creepy crawlies,
or snakes, or other horrid things!

Then why would they make a treasure map?

Bah! Just give it to me...

Ouch!!

Oh, sorry... But since you were standing
in the way you should only blame yourself.

If the sword hurts that bad,
why don't you pull it out?

It sits just perfectly, thanks!

Lillan, I have an idea...

OK.

Move, or we'll just go through you.

I can't let them open it!

–Watch it!
–Catch it? If you say so!

Jean, I know it's you! Put it down!

Ivar, take the chest!

Stop! ... I've got him!

–It's still locked.
–Wait... Let's try this out!

A stone? Just a regular stone?

You call that a treasure? What a joke...