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10x03 - Magic is Sexy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Penn & Teller: Fool Us". Aired: 7 January 2011 – present.*
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A magic competition television series in which magicians perform tricks in front of American magician-comedian duo Penn & Teller.

10x03 - Magic is Sexy

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[jazz music]

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- From the Penn & Teller Theater

at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas,

here's our host, Brooke Burke.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

- Welcome to "Fool Us."

Now, some people think
magic is for nerds.

Not me.

I think magic is really cool.

I think magic is sexy.

So let's get this
party started and bring

out the hot hipsters of
hocus pocus, Penn and Teller.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Oh, we're gonna
have fun tonight.

If a magician fools Penn
and Teller, they walk off,

"Fool Us" trophy
in hand, and then

they get to come back and
perform in Penn and Teller's

world-famous magic show.

So let's meet tonight's
first magician.

[fireworks booming]

- Hey, I'm Cashan Wallace,
AKA Cash Magic.

I'm from Warren, Ohio.

I was pretty shy
and reserved as a kid.

Magic was there
in the beginning,

but I really appreciate
my mom for putting me

into all of the artistic things

like acting, modeling,

band to help me figure out
my path.

I always say anything
you put your mind to

you're capable of achieving.

You just got to
believe it's possible.

I feel like my life
is a living example of that.

Like, I've had some great
moments in my magic career,

but I've also had some
slip ups in life and magic.

I would say I've come
close to big time,

but I haven't made
it there just yet.

Tonight is my chance to show
the world what I'm capable of,

and I'm gonna crush this.

[cheers and applause]

- All the way from Ohio, please
welcome the magic of Cash.

[cheers and applause]

Hi, Cash.

- Hi.

Good evening, everyone.

Tonight, I'm gonna be doing
a classic in card magic,

one that most
if not all magicians know.

So I'm doing this
to challenge myself,

because if I want
to fool two of the most

knowledgeable magicians, I have
to put the Cash spin on it.

First, we're gonna
need a card randomly

selected from the pack.
- OK.

- OK?

How we're gonna do
that is I'm gonna

go through the deck like this,
eliminating cards like this.

And you're just gonna stop
me somewhere along the way.

- OK.
- OK?

- So let's go.

- Stop.
- Here?

You want this card?

- Yes.

- I want you to go ahead and
look at the card you've picked

and show the audience as I look
away so I don't see anything.

- Now?
- Yep, and remember it.

[light funky music]

- OK.

- Perfect.

I'm gonna have you place
that in my hand facedown.

Now, you just
remember your card.

I'll place the card...

It's the tag.

I'm not gonna push
it in all the way yet,

because right now,
we can assume we

know where the card is, right?

- Mm-hmm.

- But if we just wait, I
want you to imagine your card

rising through the
pack one card at a time

until it hits the
top of the deck.

- OK.

Ready?
- Whew, ready.

I have faith in you.
And you've done that?

- Yes.

- Let's see how we did.

- Amazing.

- This king of spades?

- Yes.

[cheers and applause]

OK.

Whoo.

- Good job, good job.
- Thank you.

We're connected.

- Yes, we are.

Now, that's the first phase.

- OK.

- So I know there may still
be some skeptics out there.

So just to make
this a little more...

Just to make this
a little more...

You know what I'm
trying to get at.

- Yeah.
[laughter]

Dramatic.
- Yes.

- Mind-blowing.
- I'm gonna...

I'm gonna have you
sign the card right

here so we can confirm
it's the same card

from start to finish.

- Got it.

OK, here we go, signing my name.

There you go.

- Beautiful,
beautiful signature.

- You're doing great, Cash.

- Thank you.

This is now a unique
one-of-one card.

There is no other card
like it in the world.

- OK.

- So we're gonna take your
card and do just as before.

I'll place it sticking out.

- Mm-hmm.

- And this time, I don't
even want to do the actions.

I want you to go ahead
and push the card in.

- OK.
Like this?

- Yes.

- OK.

OK.

- And then square
all the cards up.

- All right.

- Perfect.

OK.

And just as before,
do the same thing,

imagining the card
rising up one at a time

until it hits the top.
- Ready?

- Yep.

♪ ♪

You've done that?

- Yes.

- I'll have you check it out.
- Me?

- Yes.

- Hmm.

Now?

- Yes, now.

I'm getting nervous.

Did it work?

- Wow.

- And it worked.

- We did it.

Gosh.

[applause]

Amazing.

That's amazing.

What?

- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- You're doing great.

You're doing great.

So there may still be
some skeptics out here

about how this is working.

So we're gonna up the stakes.

I'm gonna be
completely transparent.

We're gonna put the cart in the
opposite direction this time.

- OK.

- So you can see.
- Yep.

- All right?

I'll even show
you the face of it

so that you can
see here as well.

- Yep.

- And I'm gonna have you push
it in so we see it go in with

the... the signature on it.

- Just like that?
You ready?

- Boom.

- OK.

- And I'll show you from
the back one last time.

- Yep.

I know, I know.

It is pretty intense.

We're gonna do one
last thing to keep

this a little interesting.

This is the most
intense part, putting

the cards into the box.
- Mm-hmm.

[laughter]

- I'm kidding.

The cards are inside
of the box now.

- OK.

- There's no way sleight
of hand can happen here.

- Mm-mm.

- It's all inside the box.

I'm gonna have you
hold your hand out.

OK?

Perfect.

And just like
before, you're gonna

imagine your card moving,
but it won't go to the top.

Let's imagine it
going to the bottom.

- You think I can do that?

- I think you can.

You're doing good.

I want you to imagine the card
getting heavier and heavier.

- OK.

- And it starts sinking
through the box.

- OK.

- I want you to imagine the
card now going to the outside

of the box in your hand.

- OK.

- Have you done that?

- Yes.

- If everything has
worked, that card

should be right here.

Seems as if it didn't work.

But it did.

I just left out
one little thing.

Your card is actually
right here underneath

of the cellophane here.

It just stopped under that.

- No way.

What?

[cheers and applause]

Oh, my gosh.

Wow, Cash, that's amazing.

[cheers and applause]

Whoo.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

It was all Brooke.

- I'm just following
directions up here.

- I'll have you go ahead
and take the card out,

really make sure it's under
the cellophane, and I'm not...

- Yep.
- Faking it.

- It really was
under the cellophane.

This is my card.
Wow.

- Now, honestly,
I could stop here.

I could stop here.

But there may still
be some skeptics.

Let's do it one last time.

[laughter]

So I'm gonna have you sign
the back of the card as well.

- OK.

- Just go ahead and do it like...

- OK.

- Perfect.

We're gonna do it like
we did just before.

Your card...

- Yep, that's my card.

- yes, goes faceup
into the pack.

And I'll show you one last
time just right before the...

Before it closes up.

I'm gonna need you to imagine
really hard this time all

the details because it's
gonna rise to the top,

but you're gonna see
the moment it happens.

So I want you to
just start picturing

your card right there.

- Right over the top?

- Yes, just like that.

- What?

[cheers and applause]

- The signed card.

- Wow.

Oh, my gosh.

Ladies and gentlemen,
that's some Cash Magic.

Oh, my goodness.

That was amazing.

Hold on, let's talk.

[cheers and applause]

Thank you for letting
me participate.

- Of course.

- That was so much fun.

How long have you
been a magician?

- I feel like I came out of
the womb just doing

magic, basically.

But if we're gonna
be serious about it,

interested about the age of six,

and it's
just been there ever since.

- I mean, you were
definitely born to do it.

You've got, like, such
a swagger about you.

That totally gave me the chills.

That blew my mind.

Actually, I've got to ask
you this, kind of off topic,

but I'm curious, for a guy like
you that has so much charisma,

do you use magic to like...

- Yes.

[laughter]

- You don't know what
I was gonna ask you.

[cheers and applause]

No.

I mean, what... no, I mean,
like, everybody's got, like,

a pocket full of one-liners.

Like, do magicians
actually use that sometimes

in their favor to, you know?

- I'm gonna be honest.

I don't... I don't really
care to do all that.

People think I do.

Does it happen?

Maybe.

[laughter]

- Is this a big moment for you
to be here with us tonight?

- Definitely, definitely, and
I thank you for all being here.

[cheers and applause]

I feel like this is a turning
point for me in many ways.

And this is just
kind of like a...

I think, a hard shift for
me to be like, it's up now.

Like, we're going.

Everything I've been
trying to, like,

do the past couple of years is
about to just, like, go crazy.

- Yeah!

- Yeah.
- Love it. Yes.

OK, well, let's see
if your Cash Magic has

bought you a "Fool Us" trophy.

- Oh, Cash, you have got ba*ls...

[laughter]

to come out here and
do an ambitious card

after we've seen hundreds
of ambitious card routines.

I mean, that is amazing, and
you totally flipped us out.

It is a fabulous,
fabulous routine.

We just couldn't love you more.

And you are one of the
classiest magicians

we've had on here.

Just total class and style
and honest and as sincere

as a magician can possibly
be while lying his a*s off.

It was just... just fabulous.

We just loved you in every way.

We just thought it was great.

And, you know,
we also love this show.

We've been doing this
show for over a decade.

And we... we just love
doing it, bringing

out magicians, seeing the
best magicians in the world,

like you.

It's been a great, great 10
years of our life, fabulous.

But there is a really
bad part of our job.

And this is the part of
the job that absolutely

sucks because this
is where it becomes

like professional wrestling.

And, clearly, you are the face.

You are the good guy.

And, clearly, we are the heels.

We are the bad guys.

When I say the next thing,
I will guarantee you

the audience is gonna boo us.

They're gonna boo us
and probably attack us

because they love
you, we love you,

but we don't think
you fooled us.

[audience booing]

- Boo!
- We love you.

You're the best.

- I love you guys.
- You're great.

- I love you guys.
- I don't like that.

[cheers and applause]

- Cash, do they know
how you did your trick?

- I think they got
some of my trick

and know what's going on.

They're smart guys.

- Just fabulous.

- All right.

Well, you totally fooled me.

I enjoyed that so much.
We love you.

I love you.
Good luck to you.

- Thank you.

- Cash, everyone.

[cheers and applause]

Penn and Teller will
perform later tonight,

but they still have to take
on another magician or two

when we come back.

♪ ♪

[jazz music]

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome back.

Special delivery.

There's a new magician at
Penn and Teller's doorstep.

Take a look.

[fireworks booming]

- Hello.

My name is Ales
Hrolicka, and I come

from Prague, Czech Republic.

Magic was my first love
when it comes to performing,

but it didn't take long
until juggling caught my eye.

There is an interesting
contradiction

in performing both arts,

because a juggler tries his best

to show his skill and
tricks, whereas a magician

tries his best to hide them.

When I was 14 one of exes
was recognized

by French organization
Magicians Without Borders,

who traveled with them
around Africa

performing at hospitals,
children's homes,

and orphanages.

And it opened my eyes how much
impact magic could have

and the places where it
could bring me.

In 2020, I graduated
circus school in Rotterdam.

Ever since, I have been
creating and performing solo,

as well as together
with my partner,

bringing magic little by little

into the world of circus.

Normally, when I perform, I like

to be introduced as a juggler
and then surprise the audience

when I work in the magic.

And I won't have
that advantage tonight.

But the act I will
perform tonight

is a special selection
from my research

over the past few years
made especially for this show.

I don't know if I will
fool Penn and Teller,

but I do know I will
show them something

they will both enjoy.

[cheers and applause]

- Please welcome Prague's
very own Ales Hrolicka.

[cheers and applause]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[choral music]

♪ ♪

[audience gasps]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

[applause]

[audience oohs]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[applause]

♪ ♪

[applause]

[audience oohs]

[laughter]

[applause]

♪ ♪

[audience oohs]

♪ ♪

[applause]

[audience oohs]

♪ ♪

[applause]

♪ ♪

[applause]

♪ ♪

[applause]

♪ ♪

[audience oohs]

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Ales Hrolicka.

Wow.

That was astonishing.

I've never seen
anything like that.

- Thank you so much.

- You're welcome.

Thank you for
being here with us.

Penn loves juggling, and from
the look on Teller's face,

I think he does too.

Is that totally original?

- I don't really
know what it is,

what I'm creating, but I would
say it's... it's me, yeah.

- What was it like
traveling with Magicians

Without Borders?

- That basically kicked
off my career, let's say,

and I cannot believe
that my mom said yes to me

going to Africa when I was 14.

- What does it feel like for you

to be able to bring joy to
people all over the world

of all ages?

- I love it.

And I don't want to be doing
anything else, honestly.

[cheers and applause]

- All right, Ales,
let's see if you've juggled

your way to a "Fool Us" trophy.

Here we go.

Boys?

- [laughs]

This may not
seem like high praise,

but it really is.

Through your whole act, I just
giggled like a little boy.

I just can't stop giggling.

It's just fabulous.

You got an abstract
sculpture there,

and your whole act is
an abstract sculpture.

The whole thing is just great.

You know, I started
out as a juggler.

I love juggling.

And the one part of
juggling I don't like

is juggling with rings,
and you've changed that.

I am now the biggest
ring juggling fan ever.

Beautiful stuff.

And...

- Thank you so much.

- you invented, as far
as I know, two juggling

moves I have never seen...

The man-bun
manipulation with rings

and the ear-to-ear ring thing.

And just no matter how
beautiful and how gorgeous

the whole act is,
I can't stop giggling.

I'm sorry.

I've just been filled
with joy every moment

you were out here.

One of the things you did with
the rings is something that...

Very similar to
what I did way back

on a tour with the Residents
in Europe years ago.

I won't say how it's done, but
the disappearing of the half

ring is just gorgeous.

All that looks beautiful.

And I got to tell you, you may
have... you are the person who

has made me giggle
the most on this show,

but you did not fool us.

And you are such
a great juggler.

Man, I love that.

- Thank you so much.

It was my pleasure, really.

- Well, you didn't
fool them, but you

have two new big-time fans.

- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

- I love you guys.

- Ales Hrolicka.

[applause]

It's so fun to see so much
joy in the room tonight

and to see the boys giggle.

I love it.

Be like a boomerang and
come right back, everyone,

after this quick break.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

[jazz music]

[applause]

- Welcome back.

Our global showcase
of amazing magic

continues with this next act.

[fireworks booming]

- We're Henry and Klauss,
and we are from Brazil.

- Like a lot of magicians,
we started young.

- We met at a
magician's club, and we

discovered we had the same
passion, the same dream.

So we started doing
some shows together.

- But, in Brazil,
just a few people

make a living doing magic.

We've had to work hard
to convince Brazilian

that coming to see magic in
a theater is something to do.

- So we've done big stunts,
like setting a world record

for the longest
levitation in the biggest

square in Sao Paulo,


- And doing big shows
on TV, we are changing

the face of magic in Brazil.

- And now, Penn and Teller,

we'll show you why
Brazilian magic

is some of the best
in the world.

[applause]

- We've got a special treat
for you now.

Joining us from their
theater in Brazil,

give it up for magic duo,
Henry and Klauss.

- Hello, Penn and Teller.
Hello, Las Vegas.

I'm Henry.
- I'm Klauss.

And we are from Brazil.

- We're doing a show
now in Sao Paulo,

and we're really excited
to share this with you,

because this might be
the most dangerous stunt

ever performed on "Fool Us."

Behind us, you see two


Why two barrels?

One for me, Henry,
and the other one for

my daredevil partner, Klauss.

These barrels are rigged
with some expl*sives.

And, yes, we're going to
be locked inside of them

and also get handcuffed
to each other

outside these two small holes.

The barrels will be raised


And our assistant will
light this 90-second fuse.

All we have to help us escape
is this tiny hair clip.

If we do not escape
before the fuse burns

through the expl*sives,
that means...

[speaking in native language]

Which is a Brazilian slang

for "a disaster
is about to happen."

Each of us will
have a camera inside

with us so we can follow
the action the entire time.

[tense music]

Las Vegas,
Sao Paulo, wish us luck.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

One camera at Klauss' side, and
the other camera at my side.

♪ ♪

[alarm blaring]

- [grunting]

[loud expl*si*n]

- [screams]

[audience gasps]

[cheers and applause]

[uplifting music]

♪ ♪

- We did it!

And we hope that what
happens in Brazil

might get us
a trophy in Las Vegas.

[cheers and applause]

- Henry and Klauss, everyone.

Wow, wow, wow.

That was incredible.

I felt like I was watching
a suspense thriller.

Are you both so busy that you
couldn't make it to Las Vegas?

- Yeah, we're doing
a Brazilian tour.

It's been a very busy year,
so it's great to be here, too.

- Well, thank you, guys.

We loved that.

[cheers and applause]

both: Thank you.

- So how did the two of
you discover that you

wanted to work together?

- Well, we have a lot of
coincidence in our lives.

- Yeah, it's a funny
story because we

went to the same high school.

Our moms went to the
same school in college.

And we were born in
the same neighborhood

but never knew each other.

And then we met
in a magician's club.

And we went like, this is... we
need to be working together.

- It's like destiny.

- Yeah.

- All right, Henry and Klauss,
we've got a trophy packed up

and ready to ship to Brazil.

But first, let's see if
you fooled Penn and Teller.

Boys?

- Henry, Klauss,
that was just really great.

We loved the trick.

We loved the whole routine.

Everything about it was great.

And I also love learning
that in Brazil

you have slang for "a
disaster is about to happen"?

You have a slang term for that?

All we have is "Uh-oh."

[laughter]

And I'll tell you that it's
wonderful we were able to see

this from... from Brazil.

We love having acts
from around the world.

And it would be
so difficult to set up

that whole act in this
theater and probably

ill*gal in this country.

So it was wonderful
to have it down there in...

In Brazil.

We love teams.

We love really scary stuff
that's done as magic.

It's based on a lot of escape
tricks we've seen before,

but we love the trick,
and we have

to hand it to you
and your entire crew

for making that happen.

We loved all of that.

But we do not think
you fooled us.

- Oh.

- Thank you,
but thanks for being here.

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you, Henry and Klauss.

You didn't fool them,
but that was spectacular.

Oh, and that last
trick was so good,

I know you're not
changing the channel.

More "Fool Us" after this.

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

[jazz music]

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome back.

Let's meet our next
outstanding act.

[fireworks booming]

- We like to do tricks, but we
like to make them our own.

We end up with something that
no one has ever seen before.

- And something that people
will never want to see again.

- So with
the Toronto Magic Company

we both perform,
but I sort of send the emails.

I operate the business.

I make sure that everybody
arrives at the right place.

- You're making it sound
like you do everything.

I do everything.

- No.
- What do you do?

- I'm in charge of fun.

Head of fun means I'm in charge

of coming up with tricks,

and I come up with new
and creative ways to rehearse.

We made puppet versions
of ourselves so we could watch

what it looks like
when we're performing together.

- Why does it have hair?

- I used to have hair.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, no.

That's such a good bit.

- [laughs]

- Is that better?

- We have traveled
all around Canada

and started to perform
across the world.

- Our next stop is gonna be
Europe.

- China.

- How about we compromise?

Both: Vegas.

- Penn, Teller,
we're coming to Vegas.

[cheers and applause]

- From the land of maple syrup
and free health care,

here's Jonah Babins
and Ben Train.

[cheers and applause]

- We are so excited
to be back on "Fool Us"

but not for the reasons
you might expect.

- The truth is,
we are totally obsessed

with Penn and Teller.

You guys are all
we can think about.

- As a matter of fact,

we sleep with photos
of the two of you

on our bedside tables
for inspiration.

That way, you're the first
thing we think about

when we wake up and
the last thing we think about

when we fall asleep.

- Oh, dear.
- I promise it's not creepy.

- No.

- Okay,
maybe it's a little bit creepy.

But it's the truth,

and we even brought
those photos with us.

Penn, can I get your autograph?

- Oh, sure.
- And, Teller,

can I get a kiss?

Just joking. No, no.

Autograph would be perfect.

- You almost got a kiss.
- Almost.

- I know, so lucky.

- AS you probably
would have guessed,

we didn't just bring these
photos with us for souvenirs.

- No.
- We brought them with us

to use in something dangerous
and impossible.

- So later when you're thinking
about this trick,

we want you to remember
three things.

Number one,
we want you to remember

that we really tore
these photos.

- Number two,
we want you to remember

that we're doing this together,

because it literally requires
the both of us.

- And number three,
we want you to remember

that this is not an illusion.

You can hear the photos are
really being ripped, right?

- And you can see
your signatures

the entire time.

Now the dangerous part, origami.

- Now, you might not think
that origami is dangerous,

and you would be wrong.

- A lot of people don't
know this,

but origami is actually
the leading cause

of paper cuts.

- That's true,
and that's just normal origami.

But we do extreme origami,
because we do it

with the pieces on fire.

- By the way, Penn,
this is a good time to mention,

if you're wearing
any hair product

you may want to lean back.

- Ben, I think you'll be okay.

- I hate you so much.

Because just like that
these pieces have now fused

back together.

- Still with your signature,
but now half Penn...

- And half Teller.

[cheers and applause]

- Leaving an impossible
souvenir not for us

but for you.

- Thank you guys so much
for joining us.

Penn and Teller, everybody.

- Thanks so much.

- Jonah Babins and Ben Train.

That was really cool.

- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.

- Are you really super fans?

- We are really super fans.

- Yeah, honestly,
we started doing magic,

and when we were children
we were watching them.

Growing up as teenagers
we were watching them.

As adults we watch them.
- Yeah.

- We love the show, so they're
sitting inches from us.

We're trying to fool them.
That's crazy to me.

[laughter]

- How did you two meet?

- We actually went together
to a magic-themed summer camp

for over a decade,
became friends there,

and then we started
our company together.

- Yeah.
- Are one of you more artistic

and one of you more technical?

- Exactly like that.

So I operate the business.

I do all the calls.

I do all the scheduling.

I book us for bookings.

- And I do arts and crafts.
- That's true.

- When you're at home
and you're practicing,

who's your greatest audience?

- Probably the cat.
- Definitely the cat.

- Cat?
- Yeah, we have a cat.

And he is not a normal cat.

He's polydactyl.
He's got thumbs.

This is a boy.
- He's what?

- He's polydactyl.
- He's got thumbs.

- So he has thumbs.
We taught him how to shuffle.

This is real.
- Get out of here.

- He does tricks,
and if we get to come back

maybe on season 11
we'll bring the cat.

- Do you ever...
Does he ever perform...

[applause]
I know.

- Fans of the cat.
- They would like...

- Fans of the animals here.
- A magic cat.

- Well, I can't think
of anything better

for two super fans
than a "Fool Us" trophy.

So let's see if we can
get you one.

Boys?

- Ben, Jonah, I gotta tell you,

it sure pays to suck up to us.

That... that made us very,
very happy.

And also, you're doing
a torn and restored,

and a wonderful version
making it personalized,

having the signatures,

really, really smart stuff,
really, really good.

And we also like
that in your patter

you actually use a word
that I would use

in the bust,
which would be "origami."

And boy, we're supposed to have
air conditioning here

in the theater, but it's just
so damn hot in here.

I want to ditch my shirt,
but I'll keep my shirt on.

Anyway, back to the whole thing.

Very clever torn and restored,
brilliant.

We love two people
working together

on a magic trick.

Last time you were on,
you didn't fool us,

and I don't think you fooled us
this time,

but maybe next time;
maybe next time.

- Maybe next time.
- Hope to see you again.

- Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

- Was that code for
"you didn't fool us"?

- We know that we didn't
fool them,

but we had a great time
performing for them anyways.

- We were fans before.
We're even bigger fans now.

Thank you so much, so much.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you, guys.

- Jonah Babins and Ben Train.

You'd waited long enough.

Now it's Penn and Teller time.

See the Las Vegas legends
perform right after this.

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

[jazz music]

[cheers and applause]

- Penn and Teller have been

entertaining audiences
for decades.

How they keep finding
inspiration

for all their new tricks
is a superpower

in and of itself.

Here with a randomly selected
member of our audience

the prolific Penn and Teller.

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you.

You've been chosen
from the audience,

so what is your name,
our newest friend?

- Ella.
- Hello, Ella.

Nice to meet you.

This is Teller.
My name is Penn.

Now, Ella,
you're gonna be remember

two pieces of information
for this whole trick.

Gonna be able to do that?
- Yes.

- We're gonna do
the most astounding card trick

you've ever seen,
but first we're gonna have you

pick a needle.

We have 52 different needles,

needles from all over the world,

needles, needles, needles.

We have a straight
mattress needle right there.

We have a size eight
repair needle,

a size seven sack needle,

and a Peruvian beaver needle,
which doesn't really exist.

I just made that up.

Ella, pick any one of those
needles you like, any one.

Choose any one at all.

Don't let me influence you.

Choose any needle you like,
Ella.

What needle did you take?

- The red darning needle.
- What needle?

- The red darning needle.
- A red darning needle.

Will you remember that?
- Yeah.

- Now, we chose needles
because we think

that finding a card
lost in a deck

is a little like finding
a needle in a haystack.

Now, you're gonna pick a card.

I don't want to insult you.

But the whole trick
rests on you knowing

and remembering your card.

The whole... what kind of needle
do you have?

- Red darning.
- Good.

Now put the red darning needle
right down here.

And you're gonna pick one card.

Pick one card, Ella.

And just hold it up
right against your chest,

both hands over it,
both hands over it.

Don't let us see the front
or the back.

Now, every card trick you see,
Ella,

the magician has the card
held up for the audience

or for the camera.

That's not to help the trick.

The reason for that, Ella,

is so that if the person forgets

the trick is still okay.

Every magician's
been burned so badly

by finishing an elaborate trick

and saying,
"Is that your card?"

And the person going,
"Uh, I think so."

That would ruin the whole trick.

So you need to remember
this card.

All right, you're gonna look
at the card

when we turn our backs.

You're not gonna show it
to anyone.

No one in the world will know
the card except you,

which means the whole
punch line of this trick

rests on your shoulders.

So when we turn around,

take a peek
like the gamblers do.

Just a little peek
of what card you see.

See what card you see.

Have you looked?
- Yes.

- Look again so you remember it.

- I got it.

- You got the card in your head?

- Yeah.
- Now, Ella,

we're gonna move away,

then you're gonna lose
that card in the deck

any way you want.

Just slide it in there,
gather 'em up.

You can shuffle 'em.

You can do anything you want.
Pick 'em up.

Gather 'em up.
Shuffle 'em.

If you learned some cardistry
on TikTok

go ahead and do that.

Anything you want to do, Ella.

Lose that card in the deck.

What kind of needle
did you pick, Ella?

- Red darning.
- Red darning needle.

That's right, Ella.

Now, Ella,
mix 'em up all you want.

Only one person in the world
knows what card you picked,

and that's you.
Is that right?

- Yes.
- And nobody in the world

knows where that card
is lost in the deck.

Is that right?

Don't say it aloud.

Do you know the name
of your card?

- Yes.
- Clear in your head?

- Yes.
- What kind of needle

did you pick?
- Red darning.

- Keep holding the cards.

And pick up the needle.

Cards in one hand,
needle in the other.

'Cause, Ella...

Thank you, Curt.

We're gonna do something
really, really amazing.

What kind of needle
did you pick?

- Red darning.
- Got the card in your head?

- Yeah.
- We're gonna find

a needle in a haystack.

[cheers and applause]

Ella, walk up those stairs
with the cards

and with the needle.

Remember, OSHA rules say
three points on the ladder

at all times.

Get to the top there, Ella.

What kind of needle
did you pick?

- Red darning.
- Red darning needle.

Ella,
take that red darning needle.

Throw it into the haystack.

Throw it in.

Now, Ella,
don't say it out loud,

but you have the card
in your head?

- Yeah.
- Now, take the cards

and just throw them out there.

Just, like, in groups of five
or something.

- In here?
- Just toss... yeah,

toss them into the hay.

Toss them into the hay,

like Jesus casting the bread
upon the water.

Just go.
Throw them all in there.

Throw them all in there.

Beautiful.

What kind of needle
did you pick?

- Red darning.

- You have the card
in your head?

- Yeah.
- Come down the stairs.

Descend the stairs, Ella.

You have two pieces
of information in your head,

the name of the needle,
the name of the card.

Step over here, Ella.

Stand right here.

Hold that rope.

Do not pull it.
Do not pull it.

Do not pull it.

- Teller has thread
between his hands.

You see that thread there, Ella?

- Yeah.
- What kind of needle

did you pick?
- Red darning.

- Red darning needle.

Do you have the card
in your head?

- Yeah.
- Pull the rope.

Pull it all the way.
Pull it all.

Pull it.
Pull it all the way.

Pull it all the way.
Keep pulling.

Keep pulling, Ella.

Keep pulling.
Keep pulling.

Pull it all, Ella.

Beautiful, Ella.

Ella, step over here, Ella.

Now, Ella,
threaded onto the thread

is one needle,
and on that needle

is one card.

What was the name of your card?

- Jack of spades.
- Jack of spades.

Is it threaded onto that needle?

- Yeah.

- There is your needle.

What kind of needle?
- Red darning.

- What was the name
of your card?

- Jack of spades.

We have found a needle
in a haystack.

That's Ella, there, Ella.

We found a needle in a haystack.

What more could you want?

- Gosh.

Wow.

You guys just continue
to blow my mind.

Hey, hey, what a trick, boys.

What a show.

From Penn, Teller,
and all of us at "Fool Us,"

good night, everyone,
from Las Vegas.

[cheers and applause]