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12x05 - Touchy Situations

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.

12x05 - Touchy Situations

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[theme music playing]

-[woman] Ow!
-[Arissa] This is the true story…

[all] True story…

[Frank] Of seven strangers…

[Trishelle] Picked to live in a casino…

[Alton] Work together

-and have their lives taped…
-[Brynn] To find out what happens…

[Steven] When people stop being polite…

-[Irulan] And start getting real.
-[all] The Real World: Las Vegas.

-[Arissa] Baby, yeah!
-[all laughing]

[upbeat music playing]

-[Irulan] Cheers!
-[Arissa] Cheers!

-Thanks, Marc.
-Thank you.

[Irulan] I think Marc is great.

I think that he's probably the best boss
I've had to date.

Not "to date," but, you know,
up until this point.

[Marc] So what's your boyfriend's name?

-Dario.
-[Marc] What is it?

-[Arissa] Dario.
-Dario? Is he a hottie?

-[Irulan] Yeah.
-He is.

[Irulan] My boyfriend's a hottie.

[Marc] And all the other boyfriends
you're allowed to have are too.

-[all laugh]
-I know, she's like,

"And the other one, and the other one."

Gabe and I have an open relationship.

We recently decided that we were going
to be allowed to see other people

on a kind of "don't ask, don't tell"
kind of policy.

If he is with another girl,
I know that he loves me,

and I know she can never be better than me
because we have…

we have love.

She's looking at me like I'm crazy.

-That's how all my friends feel.
-[Marc] I'm about to give her

-the same look.
-I'm like…

[Irulan] Nobody in my life
understands this open relationship.

My boyfriend just asked me not to do
anything with anybody in the house.

That was his only stipulation.

-I don't live in the house.
-[women laugh]

So you and I are going out to watch porn.
You can come sit on my lap.

I could, but I don't think
it would be a good idea.

I'm trying to give Irulan bedroom eyes,
and she's not responding to them.

-[upbeat music playing]
-[woman laughing]

These people, like, really
make me look like the pope.

-[Emily laughing]
-[Frank laughing]

There's another girl here
that has, like, this boyfriend

of six years. I don't know.
She's a big dork, though.

[Arissa] He just called me a name!

[Frank] Arissa and I joke around a lot,
and she likes to pretend

like she gets mad over every little point,
but I really don't think she does.

[Arissa] Oh, you want to be hard
on the phone with your girlfriend?

-It's just--
-[Arissa] I'll give you that. Okay.

Uh-oh. [chuckles]

I made this Black chick mad,
and, like, she's totally gonna beat me up.

You are the bitchy Black chick, okay?
Accept your position. [sighs]

And he says, "You're
the Black b*tch of the house."

"That's your role. You play the role
of the Black b*tch."

I'm frightened of her. [laughs]

I'm very pissed. I'm offended.

-[upbeat music playing]
-[beeping]

[Irulan] I think that when somebody
is your boss,

and they are kind of in a position
of power over you,

there tends to be a,
sort of, weird attraction.

[Irulan] What are you doing?
Don't take my shoes off.

-[Marc] Yes.
-[Irulan] Do not take my shoes off.

[Marc] You realize they're coming off.

My feet are sensitive. Leave them alone.

You're ticklish?
Is that what you're saying?

I didn't say that.
I said they were sensitive.

Or you enjoy that…

activity. Is that what you're saying?

Personally, I don't really think
that Marc is good-looking.

I don't think that he has a great body.

[Irulan laughing]

I don't think that there's anything
that, like, stands out in him

that makes me feel attraction to him,
but there is something

that I can pick up on.

Maybe it's his sense of humor.
Maybe it's his intelligence.

Maybe it's just the fact
that he's been really nice to us

since we arrived. I don't know.

Should we recline completely?

Well, apparently we have the VIP section
all to ourselves.

[laughs] Who's calling you?
Ooh.

Who calls you at this time?

Here, did you want me
to just leave this here?

Lower. [laughs] Lower.

[laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

-Yeah, whatever.
-Would you like to go hang out?

-Yes.
-Okay.

[Irulan] He says, "Okay, let's go down
to my room,

and just hang out for a little while."

I got no beef with him.

[Irulan] Do you have Cheetos
at the minibar?

Yeah! He's not trying hard… Yo…

I'm like…

[Irulan] We end up in his room.

There's just, like, a big bed.
Nowhere else to go.

-Let's watch TV!
-Yeah, let's watch porn.

[Frank] I think of Marc
as a pretty respectable person,

and because of that,
I'm kind of disappointed

that he's trying to hook up
with almost every girl in my apartment.

He turns out the lights…

and we end up under the covers.

[Irulan] Oh, no. [chuckles]

You're getting me in so much trouble.
Take your hand out of there.

Marc is a man.

I think that he assumes
that because I'm up in his room

and in his bed that it means
that he's gonna get some.

[smooches]

[Irulan] Are you sure you want
to take it there?

[upbeat music playing]

-[Irulan chuckles] No, come on.
-[Marc] Come here.

[Irulan] Come on, you're my boss.
Walk me to my room.

[Marc] That was more intimidating
than anything else.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Like, how did I get here

and why… You know, like, whoa,
just stop everything.

[Irulan] I've got to go, and I think
that's probably a good thing.

[Marc] Am I coming with you or no?

He's like, "Well, am I invited up?"

And I'm like, "You're invited
if you want to come."

["Self-Improvement - Lesson One" playing]

♪ I don't like the way you speak to me ♪

-Yeah.
-Frank runs off at the mouth

-every chance he gets.
-Right.

I believe it was two times
that he said, "Your role in this house

is the Black b*tch."

I'm gonna tell Frank
that I need to talk to him,

and explain to him
that I wasn't feeling that comment.

[Marc] Oh, I hear noise.

-Oh, I hear noise! That's all I know…
-There you go.

[Steven laughs]

Marc! Tell me you actually went out
and bought pajamas.

[all laughing]

Irulan and Marc seem
to be enjoying each other's company.

I don't think there's anything romantic
going on, but…

who knows?

[upbeat music playing]

I'll crush you.

[laughs]

-Good night, you're done.
-I'm done.

Go, go. Jump into bed with her.

[upbeat music playing]

[Arissa] No, don't [bleep] with me!

-Don't.
-[Marc] Why, what are you gonna do?

Jump up and beat me up?

I'm feeling extremely sketchy about him.
I'm sketched out.

[Arissa] Oh, my God.

Sketch ball…

proceeds to lift up my comforter
and slide into my bed.

-[Arissa] Do you mind me naked?
-Oh.

Why are you in my bed if I say,
"I'm naked, don't come in"?

But the next thing I know,
Irulan's in the room too.

-[Marc] So, Arissa, tell us about tonight.
-[Arissa screams]

-I wanna go downtown.
-[screams] Oh, my God.

-[Irulan laughing]
-[Arissa] Panty-dropping freaks.

Get out, you freaks.

-Get out, you freaks!
-[Irulan] I'm already in max trouble.

[Irulan] Marc, you got to persevere.
She wants us.

-[Arissa] Stop it.
-Here. Is this your bed?

[Irulan] Yes. [laughing]

-[Marc] Arissa, talk to us.
-[Irulan] Marc's staying over.

[Marc] Arissa, talk to us.

[gentle music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[Irulan] It's six o’clock in the morning.
I think you need to go home, Marc.

I feel pretty uncomfortable with him

because he's making certain comments
to me that…

let me know that if I wanted
to take it there, I could, and I don't.

-Are you sleeping here?
-No.

Are you sure?

Marc being my boss, I guess
maybe I'm not as assertive as I should be.

You want to see a picture of my boyfriend?

-No.
-He's right there. Right on my headboard.

Look, look, meet him. Look how cute he is.

-[Marc] No.
-[Irulan] You want to meet my dad?

-[Marc] Yes.
-[Irulan] Look at us.

That's my friend.
And look at this. This is my mom.

Psyche! That's Gabe. [laughing]

[Irulan] I don't feel comfortable saying,
"I want you to leave me alone."

"Get your hands off me."

And maybe that's what needs to be said.

Come on.

-No.
-No, come on.

[upbeat music playing]

Are you in bed?

[Gabe] Mm, sort of. I woke up, actually,
like, 20 minutes before you called me.

Yeah, we got so trashed last night.

I got pretty trashed tonight too.

-[Gabe] You did?
-My boss was hitting on me, baby.

-[Gabe] Hitting on you?
-[Irulan] Mm-hmm.

I didn't do anything bad, though.
Promise. All innocent fun.

-[chuckles]
-[Irulan] Oh, no.

[laughs]

-Me love you.
-[Gabe] I love you too. [chuckling]

[upbeat music playing]

All right, now, your task for tomorrow…

is to make me a list

of ten activities you would picture
somebody playing an angel role

or dressed up as an angel,
running around the club would do,

-and ten things that a devil would do…
-Oh, any thoughts?

…running around the club.

-For tomorrow?
-[Marc] That I need for tomorrow.

Also, and I highly doubt
this should come as, you know,

a surprise is the drinking.

Technically speaking, you are not allowed
to drink when you work.

Furthermore, all you're gonna do
is piss me off if you ask.

It doesn't mean I won't offer sometimes,
but don't ask.

Our boss might be a schizo,

because he'll say, "You can't drink
on the job,"

and then in the very next breath,

he's like, "Let me buy you all
a round of drinks."

If partying-- If that's gonna
affect your ability to succeed,

then I hope you like Garduño's.

Not their food,
but just their overall property,

'cause that's probably
where you'll be working.

[upbeat music playing]

I like you guys a lot,
but don't make me be bad guy boss.

Being friends with you is awesome,
but don't put me in a position

to have to, like, reprimand you for things
you know better about.

[upbeat music playing]

[slow music playing]

I can't believe Marc.

He has this "I'm the boss
at two o’clock in the afternoon,"

but then at two o’clock in the morning
when he's had a few drinks,

it's not "I'm the boss anymore."
It's like, "I'm down for whatever."

[Irulan] It did start out as a situation

where, like, okay,
maybe we're gonna be friends outside of,

you know, the work thing,

but if you're gonna be drawing the line
and being, like, all disgruntled

in meetings, then…

I don't think that it's cool for Marc
to reprimand us about drinking

and various behaviors
that he's participating in.

But he is, you know, our boss,
even though he doesn't act like it

more often than not.

[Irulan] Well, that's not cool with me.
[chuckles]

It just got too confused
in the beginning, and now it's a situation

that, like, I don't think any of us
are really comfortable in.

[upbeat music playing]

[Brynn] I'm gonna drop you guys off here,
okay?

Bye, all. Bye, Brynn.

-Bye.
-Bye.

[Trishelle] So did Frank drive you crazy
last night?

[Arissa] Frank was talking [bleep].

He's on the phone, talking to, like,
his people from back home,

and he said, like, "Yeah,
you're the Black b*tch in the house."

-[Trishelle] Whoa!
-[Steven] Whoa!

-[Trishelle] Oh, my God.
-[Arissa] There it is.

-[Trishelle] He said that to your face?
-[Arissa] Yeah.

-[Trishelle] I can't believe that.
-[Arissa] Yeah.

[Steven] I would have never
in a million years guessed

that would happen. I swear to God.

[Alton] "You're the Black b*tch
of the house?"

-[Arissa] Yeah.
-[Alton] Ooh, don't…

I'm saying it and getting shakes.

[Arissa] All of my roommates
being shocked by this

adds gasoline to my fire.

What I need from any one of y'all
is just to be there with me,

because if I go to lunge at somebody,

please don't let me get kicked
off the house.

[Alton] I'm pissed off. You know,
who is he to be talking to my girl,

Arissa like that?

[upbeat music playing]

[horn honking]

[Alton] I will put him out on front mode
and be like, "I am not cool."

[Arissa] Don't do it now,
don't do it now.

Arissa told Alton not to say anything
to Frank,

and Alton runs right up to Frank
and starts unloading.

What's the "Black b*tch" all about?

-[Frank] It was a joke.
-[Alton] Why do you look so surprised?

If that's a joke, that's a crass-a*s joke.

I'm [bleep] just disappointed
that that would even come

-out of your mouth.
-Alton--

But "b*tch" lines and just all that,
that's so [bleep] disrespectful anyways.

-Yo, Alton, like--
-Her being a Black woman in this society,

which is [bleep] already hard enough,
and she doesn't need it…

-Okay.
-…from someone that she would think

-that's gonna be a friend. Whatever.
-[Frank] Right,

like, I guess I said the wrong thing
and took it too far,

but, like, I was like, teasing her.
Alton, like, man, I'm totally sorry.

Obviously, I don't mean to insult you
or Arissa.

[Alton] It took us a whole of 58 seconds
to get to the bottom of it.

Frank's a good guy.

If anything, I just don't know, like,
what to joke about,

what not to joke about,
and that's just based on, like--

-That wasn't your point to bring to him.
-It was my point.

When it was brought up to me--

-No.
-[Alton] And when I'm--

-No, that was my point, Alton.
-[Alton] If I had feelings involved--

-Right, but that was me first.
-You should have given me the chance--

No, you should've given me the chance
to say it first, Alton.

I needed to say it to him first
because I'm the one

who's feeling really [bleep] up
right now about this.

[upbeat music playing]

So we're just gonna talk
about this later?

-No, let's talk about it now.
-Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Frank, I understand
that you might have thought

that [bleep] was in a joking manner,
but to… do you understand

I am a Black woman.
To come out your face

and call me a Black b*tch and tell me
that that's my role in the house

is not cool. It's not. Do you understand
how many times

I've been called a Black b*tch
in my life by a white person?

I know that I can be a b*tch.
Joking or not,

-I know that that's me.
-I don't think

you've ever been a b*tch
since you've been here.

[Arissa] But, no, I know,
that's all jokes and everything else.

That's cool, but you always
just have to understand

that when you put "Black" in an equation,
you can't.

-You just can't, okay?
-Right, right.

There's a fine line when you get to color.

-Very fine line.
-Right, and I just didn't know that,

-you know?
-Very, very fine line.

None of my white friends have ever,

ever come out their face like that

-joking or not, 'cause…
-[Frank] Yeah.

…they know
that they'll get popped.

I'm sorry for offending you, Arissa,
and I apologize for upsetting you.

I apologize that you were upset
about this for the past, like,

12 hours, okay?
But it won't happen again, okay?

-Cool. That's cool.
-All right, can we give each other a hug?

No, don't. I don't want
my Black bitchiness to rub off on you.

-You can't give me a hug?
-I don't want to touch you.

[Frank] Is she still mad at me?

-Wait, is everything not okay?
-No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

-[Frank] Okay.
-It's cool.

I guess I need to start thinking
a lot more about the words I say

-before I say them.
-[upbeat music playing]

[techno music playing]

I basically don't want
to do this job anymore.

Like, I don't.

So, what's up?

For your own good, you must not flirt
at all with any of the girls.

[Marc] Well, right, 'cause they talk.

-For your… I'm not even saying that.
-[Marc] All right.

-For your own good, you must not.
-Oh.

Marc's a smart guy,
but he does a lot of dumb things.

We kind of started off…
Not "we," me and him,

but just all of us, in kind of like this,

you know, boss but also, like,
friendship kind of relationship,

and, you know, there was flirting,
but it's all very innocent,

but it's not so innocent.

This is a nightclub business.
People flirt.

They're saying, like, bad things, dude.
Just don't.

-[Marc] I know.
-Just don't.

I can imagine what they're talking about.

Our boss is, like, sexually harassing
all the women in the house.

Or like, "Well, I thought
he was trying to get on me."

"Wait, I thought he tried to kiss me."

"Wait, we went to…
I went to his room one night."

He took me up to his hotel room
and tried to, like,

pull the covers over my head and, like,

put his hands in my pants
and, like… You know, for real.

If I'm gonna be the bad guy in this,
it's gonna be a work-related thing

in the sense that people
are not gonna like me

if I have to start docking pay
'cause the job's not getting done.

… [bleep] work and [bleep] my boss,
'cause he's a molester.

[Marc sighs] Man.

-Irulan.
-[Irulan] Yeah?

[Alton] I just have a question.

-Not to sound, like, stupid--
-Why is this near the stove?

I just want to know, like,
why is Marc the molester?

I don't understand why he gets pegged
with the-- Why is he--

Because Marc is our boss,

and because he has, one by one,
gone through all of us girls and…

imposed himself in a sexual way.

[Alton] Has he jumped on anyone
and they're like,

-totally--
-It's not like he's forced himself

-on anybody, but…
-Okay, that's what I'm wondering.

…getting in bed with Arissa
while she's naked

and saying, "I don't want you to be here."

-But he did get out of it--
-He is crossing the line.

It's hard to separate business
and pleasure,

and the line was crossed
by more than just one person.

It wasn't just Marc's fault.

His behavior is not appropriate.

Not when you want to assert yourself
as a boss and--

-[Alton] We're in Vegas--
-And come--

I don't give a [bleep]!
This is a business!

-How do you guys feel?
-[Alton] If he--

Do you feel that Marc's behavior
towards us has been appropriate?

He's not very professional
in the fact that he, like,

hangs out with us and parties with us,
but it takes two to tango.

To peg someone as a molester
is just not cool if he didn't do anything.

I was just wondering if he did something,
because if he did, call the police.

-If he didn't…
-[alarm beeping]

…it's not quite fair.

'Cause I'll beat his a*s if he really did
something bad to my girls, honestly.

Made me just wonder, like,
what did he really do?

If he didn't do anything really bad, then…

I mean, I hear what you're saying,
and "molester" is…

It's not what I meant,
it's not what I meant.

I mean, if you have a problem,
then voice it to him

and explain to him, "Well,
I don't feel comfortable

when this happened" or whatever.

[Irulan] That's my problem.
I feel like he's more my friend

than my boss. I mean, I shouldn't--

[Arissa] But then establish a line
with him.

Say, "For me personally, I feel
like you are more my friend."

-"We need to come to a happy medium."
-[Arissa] Yeah, and we have--

And voice the opinion to him,
'cause it's gonna suck.

-[phone ringing]
-[Marc] Hi.

I'm ready to meet you if you're free.

[upbeat music playing]

It took me some time to get it together
and really think about what it was

that was bothering me,
and I don't want to be angry at you,

and I don't want to be having
my personal feelings spilling over

into the job that we have to do here,

but I just want you to be aware
of what's going on,

and it's very difficult
when you're a friend and a boss

and the club hours and working hours
and friend hours are all jumbled into one,

because it creates a huge gray area.

[Marc] Don't misinterpret

a night of flirting or a night
of having fun as something devious.

There is no ulterior motive
other than you guys are smart,

you're fun, you make my life happier
with you guys being here.

You'll make my life sadder
when you guys leave.

Yes, we flirted. We had fun.

All three, four of us, individually,
collectively,

whatever you want to call it,

but there's no other motive
other than having fun, okay?

There's a discrepancy
between what your intentions are

and how they are received,
and you need to be aware of that,

and in the future, I won't put myself
in a position

where the line is kind of kind of wavy
and it's unclear.

I just know that I will be very clear
with the signals that I'm sending out,

and in turn, I will not be

in any sort of compromising position
with him or with anybody.

[Marc] Just give me sort of
the benefit of the doubt

to at least talk to me
if you have a problem.

I will come to you first and foremost
in the future

if anything like this
should come up again,

which I'm sure it won't.

["Easy Tonight" playing]

♪ She's in over my head ♪

♪ And it's not easy
It's not easy tonight ♪

And we're cool.

♪ She's in over my head ♪

♪ And it's not easy
It's not easy tonight ♪