12x29 - Las Vegas Reunion

[bunniefuu]

-This is to all of us!
-[all cheer]

-[upbeat music playing]
-[screams]

All my roommates are in the bathtub,
and I'm thinking, "Sweet!"

[indistinct chatter]

[Irulan] Put that away!

[Steven and Frank laugh]

-Call me a b*tch!
-You push me?

It'd be cool as hell if I had a threesome
in Australia, and I didn't.

[music continues]

Yeah!

Oh, my god.

You didn't get any of that, did you?

[lively music playing]

-[music concludes]
-[audience applauding]

Hey, what's up?
Welcome to 7 The Hard Way,

a look back at the Las Vegas season
of The Real World.

Joining me right now are six
of the seven strangers

we picked to live in a casino.
We have with us

Steven, Arissa,
Frank, Brynn, Irulan and Alton.

Trishelle's out of the country.

This year, the cast of The Real World
helped put the sin back in Sin City.

Now, did you think it was racier
than previous Real Worlds?

[Brynn] Yeah.

[Hilarie] Yeah, definitely?
You guys think you topped it?

I think at one point I honestly
have kissed all of my roommates.

And that was
when I was like, "Wait a minute."

[all laugh]

-She's a really good kisser.
-"Was this supposed to happen?"

[all chuckle]

So I think that just knowing that,

I know that has never happened
on any other show.

Right. Who was the best kisser?

-Don't answer that, Brynn.
-[all laugh]

I would have to-- Really, honestly,
I would have to say that it was Irulan.

-[Hilarie] Really?
-[audience cheer]

-I get it.
-[laughs]

[Hilarie] Alton, you wanna back that up?

He's proud.
He's a very proud man right now.

-[all laugh]
-[Hilarie] Okay.

Right now, though,
we'd like to take a look

at what we thought was particularly spicy.

So, guys, check out the dirtiest moments.

-[upbeat music playing]
-Beautiful women, that's just my weakness.

[Arissa] Why would you bring
some skank into the house

two feet from my bedroom?

-[Trishelle] Yes!
-[Steven] How you want it?

[Trishelle] More!

That was me!

-No touching.
-[Frank] No, I really don't want this.

Honestly, no, stop. No, no, no, stop.

-[grunts]
-[all laugh]

[Arissa] The house is tainted right now.

-[Irulan] Why?
-'Cause it's tainted with sin.

♪ Bump, bump, bump, come on ♪

[Steven] I woke up to a naked Alton
with some girl in the bed.

Alton has the largest p*nis
in the whole world.

-[Brynn] It looked like a third leg.
-[Alton] Oh, no.

-[Brynn] Put that away!
-[all laugh]

[upbeat music playing]

[Trishelle] When Brynn tells me
she's going to kiss me,

I'm thinking
that she's a little conceited.

But I'm also thinking that,
yeah, maybe she's a little right.

I feel like I'm in, like,
a porn that I can't escape.

Sweet!

Exactly what were you guys thinking?
Like, you went into this knowing

that everyone was gonna see this
on television.

That was all editing.
Nobody actually ever hooked up.

-[Hilarie] Really?
-[all laugh]

Do you guys think it was
because you were particularly in Vegas

that made it such, like, a spicy show?

I think it's that,
then look at my roommates.

They're some of the most beautiful people

-in the whole world.
-[Alton] Steve.

[all laugh]

I walked in the house…

I walked in the house,
I'm just like, my head's spinning.

Anybody else thinks
it was Vegas that added to all the fire?

[Brynn] I think so.
I think that since they have that term,

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,"
that we kind of all lived by that,

but we didn't realize
that it wasn't really staying in Vegas.

[all laugh]

Frank, you're not saying anything.
You're the small-town boy.

How was it being in Las Vegas
with these wild roommates of yours?

It was pretty shocking at first.
When I first went to Vegas,

I was like, "Man,

we're gonna be partying all the time,
probably, like, every single weekend."

-And--
-[all laugh]

We partied all night, every single day.

[all laugh]

Arissa, you behaved yourself
throughout the course of the show.

-Except the last day.
-[chuckles]

-[Hilarie] Yeah! Yes!
-[Irulan] Or so y'all think.

-[Alton] Or so you think. [laughs]
-[all laugh]

All right, moving on,
you guys all know that Vegas is the home

to many a professional prize fight,

and you guys certainly
held your own in that arena.

You know exactly what I'm getting at,
the infamous "fork" incident

and the rest of the heavyweight fights.
So right now, you guys,

-check out angriest fights.
-[audience applauding]

[Frank] You're the bitchy Black chick,
okay? Accept your position.

To come out your face
and call me a Black b*tch

and tell me that
that's my role in the house is not cool.

It won't happen again, okay?

-All right?
-Cool. That's cool.

-Can we hug?
-No. Don't.

I don't want my Black bitchiness
to rub off on you.

-You can't give me a hug?
-I don't wanna touch you.

-[glass cup clattering]
-[upbeat music playing]

-[Alton grunts]
-[Irulan laughing]

[chuckling] No!

Irulan! Ow!

I got in his face,
I go, "Don't [bleep] with me, b*tch."

I threw the fork at him
and hit him in the arm.

The fork hits him right here.

I can't talk to you
like a normal human being

-because she won't [bleep] have it.
-[Irulan] Don't go in there.

-[Alton] Leave it alone, yo.
-[Irulan] Don't go out there. Steven…

-[bleep] you! No, [bleep] you!
-[Steven] You're still a [bleep] b*tch!

-Don't [bleep] call me a b*tch!
-You push me again?

I'm a [bleep] sl*t, but you're a [bleep].

[Arissa] Whoever is in here
that's having [bleep] sex,

know that this is a [bleep] communal space
and take your skank out of here.

-[audience] Oh!
-I don't like you, Arissa.

-I don't like you at all.
-[chuckles]

All that happened was
I was kissing a girl in there.

-[Arissa] Take your [bleep]…
-[door rattling]

[Frank] You yelled things
that weren't true without knowing.

Take your [bleep] skank out of here!
You [bleep] a*s!

[rowdy music playing]

[groans, chuckles]

[groans]

Okay, [bleep]. Oh, [bleep].

You're a [bleep] b*stard.

-And you're gonna [bleep] learn that.
-I'm a c*ck [bleep].

-I [bleep] learned my lesson, baby.
-[Arissa] You know what…

-I think she's a b*tch.
-[intense music playing]

[Arissa] You think I'm a b*tch?
You think I'm a b*tch?

Let me tell you something.
You think I'm a b*tch?

[indistinct chatter]

[man] Hey! What the hell happened?

[Irulan] Who's the boss?
I'm going to t*rture you.

That doesn't hurt me.

Let go. [winces]

-[screams]
-[all laugh]

[Hilarie] There it is.
You guys all seem to get along now.

Are the fights past you?

-I always carry a fork on me now.
-[Hilarie] Oh, really?

-[all laugh]
-They've all kicked my butt.

[all laugh]

Was it really that hard to get over--

Especially your fight, you know,
between Brynn and Steven?

There was a lot of drama.
You almost left the house.

-[Steven] I wish that never happened.
-[Hilarie] Really?

I wish that had never happened.
I'm sad it ever happened and, uh…

I-- The only choice
to make was her staying, so…

I'm glad she stayed.
She's a great girl, so…

-[Hilarie] Well, good.
-I'm just sad that happened.

[audience applauding]

Brynn, were you glad you stayed?

Uh… at first, yes. [chuckles]

I mean, now, watching, I'm like,
I don't know if I made the right choice.

I honestly… I would not take that back.

That's something-- That's the way
that I felt at that present moment.

From watching that,
I've learned and have realized

different ways to deal with things,
and to this point if that--

It would never happen the same way again.

-[Hilarie] Right.
-See, but I have to scratch that out.

'Cause if I was ever
in a fight with Alton again,

-I'd still pull this like…
-[all laugh]

-That's good stuff.
-[chuckles]

[Hilarie] You learned a good move
from that.

-Nice.
-I actually learned

that it only takes
a 105-pound girl to hold me back.

[all laughing]

[Hilarie] Not bad.
Now, Trishelle's not here,

but how come there weren't
any fights with her?

-We didn't see any in the clips.
-She's tough.

-[Hilarie] She's tough?
-Everyone was afraid of her, yeah.

-She's really--
-No, you weren't.

-[all chuckle]
-She was intimidating.

You think you could live together now
without destroying each other?

[Alton] No.

-[all laugh]
-[indistinct chatter]

[Irulan] We all live
in separate residences now.

We're better friends now
that we don't live together.

Oh, you guys get along much better.
Actually, Frank,

back to you and Arissa here.

Your fight was quite heated.

Arissa, you wouldn't even
hug him afterwards.

-I was so offended.
-No.

-[Hilarie] Why was that?
-[audience laughing]

-No, I mean, honestly…
-[Steven] He had cooties.

…I can say that,
now after watching it, you know,

and the way
that I was reacting, like, personally,

I feel that I could've taken it
in another direction.

-[Hilarie] Yeah.
-And with this

and everything that I've noticed
about just being on the show,

is just that no matter what,
once you do something

or once you say something,
it's out there and you can't take it back.

You all actually had to be
over 21 to live in the casino,

legal drinking age, of course.

I have to say, you guys had
your share of stumbly moments.

You know what? You probably
don't even remember them,

so let's take a look at them right now.

-[all laugh]
-[Steven] Once again. Great.

[all cheer]

[electronic dance music playing]

Yeah!

I'm so drunk that I can't stand.

[retching]

-[upbeat music playing]
-[Steven] Alcohol makes me horny.

A light breeze makes me horny.

[Arissa] I think Trishelle
can use her drinking

as an excuse
to possibly let out her real self.

[Trishelle] So, is that the alcohol
or is that me?

-I don't understand.
-[Irulan] It's you, baby.

[elevator chiming]

Like, I don't wanna puke over here.

[Alton] When I get drunk,

either I turn into this horny,
like, wild person,

or I turn into this belligerent jerk.

I think we would have a much better
conversation about this

tomorrow, when you're 100% sober.

-Now let's get drunk!
-[upbeat music playing]

Sarah? Is that her name?

-Wait-- You're Sarah.
-I'm Sarah.

[Brynn] I like to go out
and have fun and party

and just have a good time
and meet lots of people.

-[cheers]
-[all scream]

[all cheer]

I'm a little hungover,
because I'm tired and I feel sick.

[retching]

-Always the sound you wanna hear.
-[Irulan] Yeah, Brynn.

[Hilarie] All right.

Yeah, there was a lot of drinking.
Was that the leading factor

for all the mayhem
that happened in Las Vegas?

-[Alton] Yeah.
-[chuckles]

We're all taking responsibility
for our actions.

-Cut to commercial.
-[all laugh]

[Hilarie] No, that's great.

Now, there was temptation
all around you guys.

How did you maintain your jobs,

your lives, your relationships
with friends and family?

-We didn't do our job
-We didn't work.

[Frank] We worked
three hours a week at that job.

We did nothing. We got drunk every day,

-and we stayed up until 7 o'clock.
-We went to the sauna every day.

-You went to the spa every day?
-[Frank] But what was our job?

It's not like
we were taking care of a nursery.

Our job was to go out
and get drunk and party.

Is there anything you guys did
while you were drunk that you regret?

-I don't remember.
-[all laugh]

Maybe, but…

Frank, why do you look sheepish?

[audience laughing]

I accepted the show,
actually, while I was drunk.

-And that's my only regret.
-[Hilarie laughing] Oh. All right.

All right, very cool.
Now that all the partying--

Especially my favorite
Real World moment this season,

Trishelle stumbling
into the elevator with a c*ck,

seemed to lead to some trouble.

Steven, you might wanna take
a look at this segment.

-[Steven] Oh, no.
-[upbeat music playing]

Steven and I have this, like,
really, really weird connection.

It's like there's nobody else in the room.
It's just like it's me and him.

[Steven] Not only is she beautiful
and smiling,

but she has, like,
this positive aura around her.

And her breasts are always on my mind.

[all laugh]

From what I see, I think
you might be a little bit more into him

than he is into you.

We shouldn't mess around anymore.
We should just be friends.

-Okay?
-All right, fine.

[Steven] Trishelle and I
are just gonna be friends.

There's gonna be no hooking up.
Of course, I'm a big dumbass,

so I could be totally wrong.

[Frank] Steven's working himself

into a boyfriend-girlfriend
type relationship.

I know he doesn't want that.

Steven tells me he loves me,
and my heart just drops.

And I've been wanting him to say it.

I definitely have love for her,
like I have love for you.

-[chuckles]
-I have love for Arissa.

Dude, I am in hell.

-[Frank] What's the matter?
-Like…

-I can't hook up with any other girl.
-[Frank] Why?

[Steven] 'Cause Trishelle's
a [bleep] basket case.

I care about you as a friend.

I'm not reciprocating feelings

to the extent that Trishelle is,
and that's not nice.

[Frank] Steven and Trishelle
have stopped sleeping together,

and they're kind of
at odds against each other.

Alton, I've never, never been the chaser.

-[Alton] Yeah.
-Okay? And I'm not gonna start now.

I love you, Steven. I love you.

[Steven] Every time I look at Trishelle,
I see the big, huge mistake that I made.

I definitely was sleeping with Trishelle
for the wrong reasons.

Not because I cared about her,
but just simply to be sleeping with her,

to have some sort of physical affection.

[audience applauding]

Trishelle, I do love you.
You're one of my best friends,

and I wouldn't change anything.

[Hilarie]
So, you guys are good friends now?

-She lives three streets away from me.
-Really?

-How often do you guys get together?
-We don't "get together," we hang out.

-Oh!
-[audience laughing]

There's no more--
We don't hook up anymore.

-We're just great friends.
-[Hilarie] Good, I'm glad to hear that.

Now, what do you two think
when you look back at this footage?

I was a lucky guy, I mean…

Trishelle had poor enough taste
to hook up with me,

-and I'm just a happy guy.
-[all chuckle]

Now do you guys wish
you'd maybe waited a little longer

before jumping into a relationship?
When you got to Vegas, did you think that,

"Oh, maybe I should've
met somebody in a bar"?

Yeah, I mean, we should have waited
at least 48 hours.

[audience laughs]

Was it awkward
hooking up with a housemate?

That cause-- That was the stem
of a lot of the stress, I think.

-[Brynn] It was annoying.
-Like, on day two,

-it was a little bit weird, you know.
-It was weird, but…

-But after day four, we were used to it.
-I was like, "Do you, I don't know…"

[all laugh]

Oh, you broke my heart, Frank,

-right at the beginning of the show.
-[audience chuckling]

[Hilarie] We all thought
it was gonna happen for you, buddy,

and I don't know, things didn't pan out.

Right now, let's take a look
at this package of Frank being dismissed.

She's totally into you.

-Yo, I'm fine with that.
-[Steven] You got that.

Look how cute
they all looked in the morning.

I think that girl's mad cool, too.

So, I'm sitting down.

This hot girl, Trishelle,
on my right. Steven.

I'm drunk and you kissed me.

And they're like,
"Yeah, yeah, Steven kissed Trishelle."

I was like, "Oh, really?"

I feel so bad.

And then to confirm my fears,
Steven says, "Wait a minute,

Frank might not have seen us hook up."

["Hey Boy Hey Girl" playing]

I just want you guys to leave,
so I can piss myself and cry.

-So, I'll be fine.
-[upbeat music playing]

I honestly believe
that this city will never attract

the type of girl that I'm attracted to.

Hey, how you doing?

Right when I see Emily,
all those old feelings of,

"This girl is so great,
intelligent and right for me"

just come rushing back to me.

I'm calling Emily to wake her up
in the middle of the night

and announce that I wanna have
a relationship with her.

-This rules.
-[Trishelle] Good night, sweetheart.

-[Frank] Good night.
-[Trishelle] Happy for you.

[Frank] I think when Trishelle is drunk,
she's definitely trying to seduce me.

Now that she's, like, all over me,
maybe I should carpe diem

and just hook up with her
just to show that I can.

[upbeat music playing]

-[Trishelle] Oh, my God.
-[Irulan] You kissed him?

He kissed me.

Frank and Trishelle kissing?

You know my roommate Trishelle?

-[Emily over phone] Yes.
-Okay, well,

I definitely kissed her the other night.

I feel like an a*s-[bleep]
and, like, I just don't like where I am.

I feel like Frank's being
a little melodramatic

with the whole Emily thing. [chuckles]

It was just a stupid kiss.

-I just broke up with Emily.
-[Irulan gasps]

Oh, my God.

-[audience applauding]
-[Hilarie] Oh, our noble Frank.

-All right, let me talk. Um…
-[Hilarie] Explain. Go.

Well, here's how I feel.

I regret that the first 36 hours
even happened there

because in terms of feeling,
like, left out or dissed or anything,

100 percent no.

Right after that,
the very next day, I woke up.

I was like, "Look, I apologize
about the way I acted the night before."

I did not feel betrayed one bit by Steven.
If anything, that next week,

me, Steven, and Trishelle
all became really good friends.

Later on, I broke up with Emily
because we just weren't getting along.

It's not because, like,
"Oh, God, I kissed Trishelle,

and I can't continue this relationship."

-[all laugh]
-All right?

It was just because Emily
and I weren't right for each other.

-[all laugh]
-[Hilarie] I like that move.

-"Why won't you understand?"
-"What are you saying?"

[Hilarie] Did you learn
that in the clubs? [laughs]

-[indistinct chatter]
-[Arissa] That's a Frank thing.

-Okay, that's it.
-[Hilarie] All right, so now that

The people at home wanna know,

"Are you having better luck
with the ladies

now that you're semi-famous?"

-[audience chuckling]
-Well, it definitely doesn't hurt.

-Um…
-[all laugh]

You can tell, though,
like, when a girl's just talking to you

because you're on The Real World,
particularly when they're like,

"Oh, yeah, whatever." And they're like,
"Oh, you were on TV? Really?"

-Uh-huh.
-"Wow." [chuckles]

-[Hilarie] Yeah?
-[audience laughing]

So you guys are off the hook for now,
but you guys weren't the only couple

stirring up trouble
in the Real World suite. Take a look.

-[Alton] Can I have a kiss on the eye?
-[audience laughing]

Why are your lips so soft?
Get away, get away.

I don't trust myself around Irulan.
She impairs my judgment.

Irulan, no.

[Arissa] Frank, you might
wanna go into the confessional.

I think that Irulan
and Alton should just remain friends

-and keep it on a brother-sister level.
-[upbeat music playing]

[Alton] Gabe's really cool,
he's a cool person.

I'm gonna feel a little weird
because of what happened.

I wanna forget it ever happened.

It really makes me feel,
like, uncomfortable.

[Irulan] He loves me, and I love him,
but in a very nonsexual way.

[Gabe over phone]
Don't start getting any ideas.

Oh, God, do we have
to [bleep] relive this [bleep]?

Alton and I,
we've been spending time together.

We've been sharing
a bed, like, different things.

[Steven] I'm crashing on the big bed
in the guys' room.

Alton comes in.

[Alton]

[Irulan] For Brynn and Mo
to sit there and just be like,

"You're better than this.
Open your eyes."

When you say

with your own mouth to somebody
that you had a threesome…

I did not have a [bleep] threesome, man!
That would be cool as hell

if I had a threesome in Australia,
and I didn't!

What I need is for you to know
that you are not conning anybody anymore.

-Do not [bleep] in my direction.
-[Alton] I'm not--

-Do not-- It's done. It is [bleep] done!
-Irulan…

Don't say [bleep] to me ever again.

[Arissa] I don't think Irulan
and Alton will be friends after this.

It sucks because a good friendship
is now ruined.

[tender music playing]

Alton says to me,
"Do you think that you want things

to go back to us being together?"
And I'm sort of just like,

"Yes, but no, but yes."

[Alton] I love you, Irulan.

[audience cheering, applauding]

-Are you guys still together?

-Yes, we're still together.
-[Hilarie] All right.

How about a round
of applause for that?

That's Real World love.

And you're living together, right?

Yeah, we are.
We live together in California.

Very cool, and you have a dog together?

A bloodhound pup named Duke. Duke Nukem.

A nice little mini family.
Very, very cool.

What made your relationship different
than Steven and Trishelle's relationship?

-It was a relationship?
-[all laugh]

No, I just think that, like,

we just ended breaking down
and just being honest with each other.

Right, but that-- that took quite a while.
How long did it take you guys

to finally come to the realization,
"We wanna be together"?

-The whole time.
-Yeah.

Four months. Four and a half months.

-You know, I've gotta say, "Too long."
-[all laugh]

-[Hilarie] Yeah?
-That's what I was just thinking.

[all laugh]

You basically tortured each other.

Why did you guys put each other
through so much stuff?

-[Arissa] Yeah, guys.
-It's really hard having, uh…

-Video cameras in your face…
-Yeah.

-And five other roommates talking…
-Having relationships on…

…in each other's ears and it was just…

[Hilarie] Right, no,
there was a lot of talky-talky.

Speaking of that, we wanna talk
about maybe the threesome a little bit.

That goes down,
at least for me, with alcohol.

And just like--
I walked into the room really drunk.

The problem was I forgot
that I ever said that.

I was, like, "I never said that.
I never said that."

-And I'm like, "Oh, [bleep]"
-[all laugh]

"I did say that." Like, my bad, you know?
So that was a big problem.

Yeah, what about you, Irulan?
How'd you feel about that situation

after you saw it on tape?

-Hated it.
-[all laugh]

-Still hate it.
-Um, but we're definitely

-in a different place now.
-Yeah.

And we've learned a lot
from that whole experience and… that's it.

-[Hilarie] Very cool. Anything you guys…
-Alton and Irulan!

-…completely-- [laughs]
-[all laugh]

um, from the folks at home.
They wanna know,

-"Will you and Alton ever get married?"
-[Irulan and Alton click their tongues]

-[hesitates, laughs]
-Time will tell. [laughs]

[audience laughs]

-We're just taking it one day at a time.
-Yeah.

All right, great. Now, Brynn,
don't think you're getting away scot-free.

You had some very interesting business
going on there as well.

Why don't you guys take a look
at some of that right now?

[upbeat music playing]

Austin is a boy that I met
a week before I moved to Vegas.

[Austin over phone]
I get to see you tomorrow night.

[Trishelle] Brynn's just kind of
playing the field.

She's calling Austin and being like,
"Yeah, come to Vegas, come and visit."

And then she goes out with Mo.

[Brynn] I can't believe
Mo's coming here tonight,

and Austin will be here tomorrow night.

I'm always, like,
really excited to talk to you.

Even when Austin calls me,
I'm just like, "Eh."

I'm afraid that I don't like him anymore,
you know what I mean?

I'm lonely and it's easier
to have somebody there than to not.

It feels really good to see Austin again.

He looks good and he smells good
and I'm really excited.

[lively music playing]

[Brynn] I met Mo
and I'm like, totally cool guy.

Like, ended up hanging out,
and it happened.

And, like, all I thought about was you.

-And that's the truth.
-Yeah.

[Brynn] I bring Mo into the house,
and Austin's there.

-'Cause you know who Mo is.
-Yeah, sort of.

[Brynn] I just wanna make sure

that you're comfortable
hanging out with him.

[Austin] Have you and him done stuff?

[sighing]

Yeah, all right. It's gonna be weird.

[upbeat music playing]

[Irulan] She's mad
because I was sitting on Mo's lap,

trying to defuse the situation
of her having two guys here at once.

Because I've tried to be a friend to you.
Like, be a friend back.

[Brynn] I don't think
I'm worth being loved,

'cause I feel like
such a mean person. [sobs]

[soft music playing]

[Brynn] I really care about Austin.

I feel like
it could become more than that.

[audience applauding]

[Hilarie] All right. You just lit up
when you saw Austin. [chuckles]

Is Austin still in the picture?
What's going on with you guys?

-Yeah. I'm engaged.
-[audience cheering, applauding]

-[Hilarie] That's awesome.
-Thanks.

That's very, very cool. Yeah.
Was it really lonely for you

to head out to Vegas without him?
'Cause you guys had kind of just started

-a relationship when you left.
-I had actually met him

a week before I went to Vegas.
So when he was coming down to visit,

I was really, like,
"I don't know who this guy is."

"I don't remember
what he looked like or anything."

-"What if he's a dork or ugly?"
-[all chuckle]

"Yeah, I'm gonna freak out."
And so, when I actually saw him again,

it was just, like,
those feelings all over again.

And it was really-- It was awesome.
And that whole Mo situation, like,

he was friends
with everybody in the house.

-[Hilarie] Mm-hmm.
-Nothing physically ever happened

between him and I. We kissed
when we were really drunk, like at night.

It was nothing more than a friendship.

[Hilarie] Do you feel like you've grown
from your experience in Las Vegas?

I definitely have.

This whole past year has been
a very fast-moving, intense change

of my attitude and who I am as a person,
and this show does definitely change you.

It's a growing experience.

Well, part of that experience
definitely included

the Steven relationship,
your jealously of, you know,

his and Trishelle's relationship.

Their whole relationship,
I was jealous of the fact

that she had somebody and I didn't.

And they're sleeping in the bed
next to me, and I'm by myself.

-And it was just kind of like…
-[Hilarie] Right.

…an insecurity of my own
that I went through.

Were you more jealous of Steven, then,
or were you jealous of Trishelle?

I think it was a lot of, um,

my issues with Trishelle,
her being my roommate,

and the way that I looked
at her was an object of--

She has huge [bleep] and long blonde hair.

-And I was really insecure with…
-I was jealous too.

I was really insecure,
like, with who I was.

And then, I mean,
just living with these girls,

and they're beautiful,
and then not to mention

that they are so reassured
of who they are,

has really helped me and my self-esteem,

and now I'm just, like,
"Whatever, dude, I don't care."

We're glad you're doing so much better
and that you're engaged.

-Congratulations, that's amazing.
-[audience cheering, applauding]

We actually have an audience of fans
dying to talk to you guys,

so we're gonna go ahead
and get to a couple questions

that they have for you guys.
I think our first question is over here.

-Hi, how are you guys doing?
-[cast members] Good.

Does it bother you, looking back,

that the show
was based mostly on hookups,

rather than going
into depth on interpersonal issues?

It's a TV show.
It's, you know, made to get ratings,

and I think y'all all love
the drama when we get into fights

and when we're hooking up
and all that stuff.

And I think that it would have
to be a really-- a much longer show.

[Frank] They never show,
like, my volunteer work

-for children's orphanages either.
-[all laugh]

None of that.

-That's the only thing I was upset about.
-[all laugh]

Where's our second question,
right over here?

My question is, how often
do you guys think to yourself,

"Oh, this is gonna be on the air"
or "My parents might see this"

before acting out or saying anything?

Or were you so comfortable
with the cameras

that you're kind of just like, "Whatever"?

We thought about, "Oh, my God, my parents
are gonna see this," all the time,

-but after we did everything.
-[Alton] Yeah.

[audience laughing]

We did it first
and then we're like, "Oh, God."

[Steven] "Maybe they won't show that."
And they do.

-[all laugh]
-You get so wrapped up.

You're just living your life,

and those camera guys
are there all the time

like wallpaper, you know?

-[all chuckle]
-So, it's like…

There was one that we called "The Rock,"

and we would go out purposely,
like, with no underwear on.

-[all laugh]
-[Brynn] 'Cause we'd have to be miked,

we'd have to lift up our dresses.
We'd be, like, "Mike this. "

-You know, like… [laughs]
-[all laugh]

-I never knew that.
-And they'd have to sit there

-straight-faced, like, miking us.
-[laughter]

-[Hilarie] No big deal.
-[Brynn] Right, right.

He really liked it
when Frank and I did it.

-[Hilarie] Oh, I'm sure, he loved that.
-[audience laughing]

[upbeat music playing]

Hey, what's up?
You are knee-deep in 7 The Hard Way.

And, Arissa, I hope you do not think
that we have forgotten about you.

It is your turn in the hot seat.

You guys, check out some
Arissa footage from Las Vegas.

[Frank] Yeah!

[Arissa] Dario could not have come here
at a better time.

I need to have him hold me right now.

I need it more than I need air.

If I am sober, and my boyfriend is having

any type of a conversation
with any type of a female,

it does not bother me in the least.

But when I've been drinking
and I'm irrational,

it pushes my buttons.

-[intense music playing]
-[Dario]

I am so sick of being treated
like I'm just some [bleep] b*tch,

when I don't know what the [bleep]…

I've been too dependent
on Dario for my happiness for six years,

and I can't continue
to be dependent on him

'cause he's not gonna hold my hand
in life every step of the way.

I just want some space.

-[Dario over phone] From me?
-From everything.

[Dario] You know what the biggest problem
in my life right now is?

-[Arissa] What?
-[Dario] It's you.

You're the biggest problem
in my life right now. You suck.

Do you hear
what the [bleep] you just said to me?

[Dario] Yeah, I said you suck
because you do.

Arissa's pissed. She should be pissed.

When you [bleep] wake up tomorrow

and you realize what the [bleep]
you said to me,

then I will talk about this [bleep].
But I won't talk about this [bleep] now,

and I won't talk about it
until you realize

what the [bleep] you just said to me!

-[Dario] Arissa, you're--
-[music concludes]

[Arissa's mother]
Where is she right now?

-Because I'm gonna k*ll that b*tch…
-Are you drunk right now?

[Arissa's mother] Hey!
Don't talk to me like that.

I'm not talking to you like anything!

[Arissa's mother] You know what, Arissa?
I didn't even have to call you

-to tell you this.
-No, you didn't, Mom.

God forgive me if I don't love my mother.

I'm having second thoughts
about everything.

Is it really, really over,

or would I have to start fresh,
you know, with Dario?

-[Arissa] Hi.
-Hi.

Dina.

Dina, who knows Dario
and goes to school with him,

tells me basically Dario cheated
on Arissa at some point in the past.

[Dina over phone] Yeah,
he got the suite mate pregnant.

[gasps] No! No! Dina…

You make me sick, okay?
You're [bleep] pathetic, okay?

And I can't [bleep] stand you.
I hate you for this [bleep].

-Now, [bleep] have a nice life.
-[Dario over phone] No--

[pensive music playing]

[Arissa] I regret the very day
I set eyes on you.

[audience cheering, applauding]

I think everybody liked the small fire
you started in the room.

Did the hotel manager
know about that? [laughs]

-I don't think anybody…
-Yeah, he does now, right?

He'll rebuild the Palms.

What's the situation with Dario?
You guys still speak anymore?

I speak to Dario occasionally.

Is it friendly, though,
or is it still kind of, like, hostile?

Uh…

You know, we have a lot of history.

And, you know,
more often than not, it can be friendly,

but, you know, it's--
A lot of things never change.

Right. I think we actually have
another audience question right over here.

Arissa, do you regret anything
that you said about your family on TV?

[Arissa] Um, no, because at the time,
I meant it.

I was angry, but, um…

[clicks tongue] You know, I get along
with my mom really, really well now.

A lot of things change
when you move across the country,

once you do something or say something,

you know, while living in this Real World,

um, once it's out there
you can't take it back,

puts everything into perspective
every now and again.

You seem to have changed quite a bit.

Do you think it was because you were
living with all these different people?

Did they play a part in your growth?

[chuckles] Mostly Frank.

-Yes.
-[all laugh]

Everybody. I mean, they're great.

You know, all my roommates are great,
and they,

you know, all taught me something.

Right, what's the biggest change
you guys have seen in Arissa?

-[chuckles] That she's not crazy.
-[all laugh]

-Anymore. [laughs]
-[all laugh]

Arissa. I think she was just like
in defense mode or whatever

when she walked in.
Like, the first episode, she came in

with, like, the glasses on and everything,
kind of like hiding her eyes

and how she was feeling better--
Yeah, see?

-There they are.
-She still has them.

She always comes prepared.

And then after that month,
she realized, like,

"I can't be like this anymore."

And I swear to God, she did a 180,
and she was just amazing from then on.

[Irulan] I think Arissa was amazing
from the very beginning.

-From the very get-go.
-[Arissa] Aw.

-[Hilarie laughs]
-[audience] Aw.

I don't think I talked to Arissa much,
like, the first month we were there.

And it was funny,
because it all came to a head

when that whole
confessional thing happened.

[Arissa] …out of here.

And I swear to God, ever since then,
we've been really good friends.

And I think she's a very, very sweet girl.
It just didn't show in the beginning.

Yeah, yeah,
quite a confessional moment right there.

All right, well, why don't we check out

some of those confessional moments
right now? Take a look.

Stop it, because we need to confess!

-She bit it! Ow!
-[laughter]

Right here.

Alton and Irulan
are having sex in the confessional.

[jaunty music playing]

[Irulan exhales deeply]

[Alton] That was a good confessional.

Don't forget to turn it off
and take out the tape.

[Mikey] How was your little conversation?

-It was good.
-[chuckles]

-I'm getting a little hot and bothered.
-[Trishelle] I know!

[Steven] I know that Frank
and Melly are in the confessional.

Max, all they're doing is kissing.

-[Melly] You're so cute.
-No, you're so cute.

[plays violin]

What the [bleep]?

I'm wearing this bra without straps,
and I keep falling out of it. [chuckles]

[yells]

Once again, my confessional tape
is now being [bleep] up.

I just want you guys
to know that I'm drunk,

so everything that was said here
may be null and void. Okay.

We need to not ever show this. Ever.

-[audience applauding]
-[cast members laughing]

Didn't you guys realize
that eventually everybody was gonna see

what you guys were saying
and what you were doing in the room?

Well, in my own defense…

[all chuckle]

-[Hilarie] What do you mean by that?
-I don't think that we knew

the tape was always rolling all the time.
We thought we could go in there and press…

-Put a tape in. Yeah.
-You know, press "record"

-and then, "Okay, we're on."
-Yeah.

-But I think it was more like…
-It was always on.

[Hilarie] Oh, you had no idea?

Oh, no, because we had
no rooms with doors, you know?

-The confessional was, like, it.
-The confessional was the only…

That scene with Steven
and me and Irulan and…

-I don't remember any of that.
-[Hilarie laughs]

Like, I remember that he had kind of
pretended to go somewhere,

and I was like,
"That was all that happened, right?"

And everyone else was like,
"No, honey, he really did. He did."

And I'm like, "I don't remember

-a minute of that."
-[Hilarie] Wait, did he or didn't he?

[all laugh]

All right, did you guys ever worry
about some of the stuff

that you said about your roommates

and them seeing it
after the entire show was over?

-No.
-No.

I felt like we kept it
pretty real with each other.

-[Hilarie] Yeah?
-[Steven] Yeah, which is why we fought.

I think that the cameras
helped me be more honest.

-[Hilarie] Uh-huh.
-'Cause you would do an interview,

and you'd say things and then you'd--
I would go back to Trishelle

and be like, "Okay, yeah,
I don't like you."

"I said these things about you.
This is how I feel about you."

And it kept our relationship
really honest.

'Cause you never knew
if they heard you or not.

-Were gonna show it or not, yeah.
-[Hilarie] Right.

They had to sit down and say to me, like,

"Arissa, you have not done a confessional
in like two weeks."

"Like, you have to do it."

And I would just be like,
"Well, can I bring somebody in?"

Yeah, we had the best joint confessions.

Yeah, we would either be drunk,
me and her together, just like…

And they're like, "Shall I tell you?"
"And today…" You know?

Or like, I would just be like,
"Okay, um, I hate this."

"I don't know what to say.
Yeah, my week sucked, okay, bye."

-You know, like, I'm just like…
-Right. All right.

We have our next question over here.

This is question is for all of you.
Who hasn't had sex in the confessional?

[audience members chuckling]

-[Hilarie] Wait a sec…
-[all laugh]

[Hilarie] What is your definition of sex?

I think some people
are lying up on this stage.

-Yeah.
-That's what I think.

Wait, who's lying?

Arissa, point it out if you see it.

-[chuckling]
-[audience laughs]

[all laugh]

[Alton] Next question. [chuckles]

I think we actually have
another audience question over here.

Yeah, this is a question for everyone.
I was just wondering

how'd you feel about the cameras
following you everywhere

and how'd you deal with that.

I tried to escape them.

We had this, like, one hidden,
you know, room that…

-[Alton] Labyrinth. [chuckles]
-[Steve] Where?

[Frank] Don't know
what you're talking about either.

We'd go, "Alpha, Gamma, Ray…"
[imitates bird call]

Wait, where was this room?

It was like-- [clicks tongue]
There's like--

We had the whole floor,
and there were two rooms

that they didn't use for protection.
One time, I busted in there.

[chuckling] And one of the camera guys
was sleeping in there.

I kicked open the door
and I walked in and I was like…

[gasps] "Oh, my God!"
Like, "What are you doing here?"

He's like, "What are you doing here?"
I'm like, "What are you doing here?"

[all laugh]

[upbeat music playing]

[Hilarie] All right, we are back
with our Las Vegas housemates.

Actually, this is my favorite part
of the whole reunion get-together.

It's seeing some of those-- the footage
that never made it into the show.

Kind of the stuff that you guys
didn't know we were gonna show.

-So if you guys wanna take a look…
-Oh, no.

…at some extra footage,
check it out right now.

[all cheering]

[lively music playing]

-[bleep]. Yes, it stinks in there.
-[Frank] I don't smell anything in here.

Does it really smell?
Do you smell anything, Alton?

[Steven] I think it just
probably smells like guys.

[Frank] Ew!

No.

-Probably a T-shirt.
-It's clean! Don't smell my [bleep].

Ugh!

-[Trishelle laughing] Not in your room.
-[Steven] Even worse.

-Alton's bed!
-[laughs]

-[Irulan] No!
-[Alton laughs]

-[Irulan] Why did you bring me here?
-[chuckles]

[Frank] I have never driven
a stick in my life.

-[all laughing]
-[horn honking]

[indistinct chatter]

[Steven] Ew! Ew, that's a wet spot. Ew!

[sniffs, sighs] Fresh BO.

-[coughs]
-[Alton chuckles]

[comical groaning]

[comical slide whistle plays]

What else in this house comes apart?

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Come on ♪

-[loud thud]
-[Brynn] Ooh!

[Trishelle] Oh, [bleep].
What are you guys doing?

[shouts, laughs]

[Brynn] You guys suck at redecorating.

I can do a foot stand.

No bugging with the diggity-daggy.

I can hold this position for hours.

Who are you, Frank?

-[chuckles]
-[chuckles] I don't know.

-[Frank farting]
-[all laugh]

-[Frank farting]
-Bless you.

I can't help it.
I've got an intestinal bowel problem.

[groans]

[all laugh]

-[Brynn laughs] Oh, my God.
-[Trishelle] Oh, my God.

[Brynn screams, laughs]

Hey, Alton, do you wanna see something
they'll wanna yell at me about?

[Alton] What?

[all laughing]

Oh, [bleep]. Germ alarm!
Germ alarm! [yells]

[both laugh]

I charged it for 30 minutes,

-and it lasted for three seconds.
-[all laugh]

[Steven] I got my hopes up
to play with the remote-control car

for like an hour.

[sniffles] It didn't happen.

I've had sex for longer
than that car was alive!

-That thing sucks!
-[upbeat music playing]

And it hurts.

[Frank's mother]
You should wash your sheets.

-[Frank] I will, I'll do it.
-At least once a month even.

I-- Or once every four and a half,
and that's fine.

Once a week is what you're
supposed to do…

[Frank] I just lay on it,

it's not like I'm sweating on the things
or anything like that.

[all applauding]

All right, now, before we get into it,
it is time for the shameless plug.

You guys can see all this footage
and so much more

with the unseen Real World stuff
on the new home video and DVD

and the entire season
of The Real World: Las Vegas on DVD.

So, run to the store--
Actually, wait till the show is over,

and then run to the store
and go pick it up.

What did you guys think
of the unseen footage?

Is there anything that you think
should have been on that tape?

The possum attack.

-[Hilarie] What's the possum attack?
-Oh, my God.

-[Brynn] In Australia.
-[Steven] In Australia,

when we went to Australia,
the possums are really, really cute.

Frank's like, "Dude, pet the possum."
I'm, like, "No, it will bite me."

And he takes his hand,
he's, like, going…

[imitates smacking]
…smacking the possum in the face.

-[Frank] It bit me, I took it.
-No-- Oh, okay.

I took a bite from the possum.

The possum, like, kisses-- It was, like--

The possum was, like,
kissing his fingers, like…

It bit my finger as hard
as it possibly could.

So, yeah. No! Whatever!

-No, no, no!
-Real hard. Okay, then why--

-No, no. Okay! So here's what--
-"Oh, wait, but you hurt him."

It was nice to me.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[audience applauding]

I take my straws out of my liquor,

and you know how you can hold
liquid in your straw?

I'm, like, feeding the possum liquor.

And I don't wanna put the straws back in,
so I take them out and I'm like,

"Well, feed it some ice."
I'm, like, drunk and I'm like this.

And it's, like… [imitates growl]
And I go, "Ow!"

And the possum's just dangling
from my finger!

It was so bad, but they didn't show it.

[all laugh]

Very cool. Awesome.

So we're coming to the end of the show,
some wrap-up questions.

Is there anything you guys feel, like,
"Oh, I've got to get this off my chest"?

"You guys saw four months of my life,
but I really have to tell you this."

I did not cry nearly as much
23 years on this planet.

I think they showed, like,
the one bad week or two that I had,

where I said,
"Okay, I have to change," basically.

And then, like,
every episode I see me saying, like,

"I have to change, I have to change,"
and I'm crying.

Like, I didn't cry
that much in my life, you know?

-I would say I am not Amish.
-[all laugh]

-And his name is not Jebediah.
-Everyone calls-- Yeah, they're like,

"You know, uh, Steven? No, Jebediah!"

-[all laugh]
-[Alton] Jebediah?

No! How dare you!

-[Hilarie] Damn.
-[all laugh]

-[Alton] Go ahead.
-[Irulan] Okay, so first of all,

I was having
a little bit of a mousse problem

-the first few weeks of the show.
-There we go.

I feel that I look like
Rick James on television.

[all laugh]

I wanna let everybody
on the message boards know

that I-- Yes, I am aware.

[all laugh]

All right, we have
our next question over here.

This question's for everybody.
What do you miss the most

about Las Vegas with your roommates?

The free rent.

-[all laugh]
-[Brynn] Right?

-That was nice.
-[Arissa] Living in the hotel.

-Free car, that was good.
-[Arissa] Yeah.

-[Alton] Free cell phone.
-[Irulan] Spa privileges.

-[Hilarie] I know, right?
-[Alton] I miss the spa.

Hi. This question's for everybody.
If you could turn back the hands of time,

would you still
be on The Real World, and why?

Um, I feel like we've gotten
to do so many amazing things

during the show and after the show.
Like, I've toured all over the country,

we got to go to Australia.
I was a college kid, um…

a month before I got on the show,
so I think it's just wonderful.

If I knew what I knew now
and could do it again,

I would, and I would definitely--

I would lie and I would become
somebody that I wasn't,

and I would be fake
and diss the whole scene,

because I feel like MTV represented me,
but not the way that I truly am.

And there's a lot that you guys
that don't know about me,

because I was never on the show,
and I was there all the time being myself

and being who I was
and I feel like I got the shaft.

How many people can say
they have, like, four months

of their life on tape
where you can just...

-[Frank] Go back and reflect.
-...go back? I know. Okay.

I mean, you can always just go back.

In like 15 years
I can sit down with my kids…

-Give it to your kids, like, "I did this."
-…and be like, "This is how Mommy..."

[Hilarie] At what age are you
gonna show this to your kids?

We're gonna wait till they're 21.
[chuckles]

I'm gonna wait till they're way old
so they can't be, like,

-"Well, Mom did it, so I can do it."
-[all laugh]

All right, now back to you guys.
Anything you wanna get off your chest?

I regret, like, the only time
that I ate in the house

was that slice
of the pizza out of the sink.

And everyone comes up
to me and they're like,

"How could you do that, Frank? No!"

It's like the only thing
people say to me anymore.

[all laugh]

Oh. Some people are confused
about my marital status.

There's a small percentage
that actually think

that I was, like--
I left my wife for the show or something.

-[Hilarie] Whoa!
-That did not happen.

The Real World was the other woman.

Yeah, yeah. No, that did not happen.
We were totally separated.

She's actually getting married
in August to a wonderful guy named Cory.

I was not together with my wife

-when I got on the show.
-Got you.

All right, well, I guess that wraps it up.
There you guys have it.

You guys know when to hold them,
know when to fold them.

Seven strangers who survived Sin City

and now they're back
to the real, real world.

Thank you, guys, so much
for coming on today and joining us.

Thank you guys so much for being here.
It was so nice to have you…

We got to call it in.
Thanks to you guys for watching.

From all of us here
at The Las Vegas Real World Reunion,

-so long.
-[audience cheering]