- You absolutely get the
sense that Coach Daybreak
was the brains of the operation
has far as the Harvestmen were concerned.
Your lives at Aguefort completely change.
The seniors all stop making fun of you.
I also got a job offer here in town.
- You should definitely take the job here.
What is it?
Coach at Aguefort?
- How'd you know?
A beautiful elven young woman walks in.
Party is getting started, bam.
- Oh I love you.
- You aren't Adaine's sister, are you?
- Aelwyn Abernant in the flesh.
- You just kissed Adaine sister.
- f*ck yes.
- A spell you don't recognized
is cast by Ostentatia.
- Break it.
- Break down the door.
- Bust in the door.
- I use freeze.
- Ostentatia is sucked in the palimpsest.
- You f*cking c**t.
Welcome back to Fantasy High.
My name is Brennan Lee Mulligan,
these are our intrepid heroes.
Say hi, intrepid heroes.
- Hi intrepid heroes.
- They're still doing it
and we still love it.
Guys, last we left off.
We were at old 69420 Spell Jammer Lane
at a party.
- Sick.
- Sick.
- I didn't get that at first.
- For the Hudol Hellions,
the team of the Hudol
College of the Arcane Arts,
this sports party has
some unlikely sports goers
but a group of Aguefort
cheerleaders have showed up
along with Aelwyn Abernant.
We have rolled initiative.
Riz, you are the first to act.
Let me know what it is
you would like to do.
- Oh my goodness.
- Wow.
- Now we can see, yoo.
What?
- What?
- You can see that Adaine and
Riz are on the second story
looking in at Aelwyn who has just pocketed
the Palimpsest with
Ostentatia Wallace inside it.
- Cool.
I am going to roll on in
and I'm gonna try to get,
does she get an opportunity attack
if I like go past her over here?
- If you leave
her threatened range, yes.
- She just gets like a melee attack?
- That's correct.
- She's a wizard.
Sure.
Take your swing.
- Does a 15 hit.
- Sure does.
- She slices you for
eight points of damage.
- Cool, that's more than I would of liked.
- As you rush out thinking,
like okay heres this like party,
you see that a sliver
mercury like liquid dagger
appears in her hand
and she slashes you across
the cheek as you run.
- How do you feel about that, Fabian?
- That's hot.
- So yeah.
- That's very hot.
- So I run over by the bed.
- Is it in here, the
bedroom or the bathroom
that they were?
- We're in the bedroom.
- Oh I thought, okay, sorry.
- You guys are in
the second story bedroom, yes.
- You thought they followed
her to the bathroom?
- So I run over to try to get
out of the same spell range
as Adaine and then I'm gonna use my,
or yeah, I'll go as back,
as far back as I can.
Cool, by this bed
and then I'm gonna use my inquisitive,
or my insightful fighting
to try to get a read on her.
- She rolls deception, correct?
- Yeah.
- You got to beat
a, you just have to beat a nine.
- Oh sweet, I have a plus eight, so
and I got a nat one,
so I get a nine.
- Nat one's an automatic failure, my man.
Heres the problem.
Aelwyn Abernant is
alive with arcane energy
and a confidence that makes
you feel truly uncomfortable
to the core of your being.
- Cool, then I have to just sh**t her.
20 to hit.
- 20s going to hit.
Go ahead and roll damage.
- Cool.
- Wow.
sh**ting a teenager.
- Oh god.
- Oh my god.
Five damage.
- You deal five points of damage.
- Yeah.
- You see that you
draw your g*n as it
goes right for her head,
a circling miasma of runic
patterns,
goes in front of it.
You notice that your b*llet
does crack the runic patterns,
it appears to damage them.
- She's got like 10,
she's got some temp HP or something.
- That is now going to be Aelwyn's turn.
- I would like to cast dispel magic
on my b*tch of a sister.
- I know you want to but it Aelwyn's turn.
- Oh it Aelwyn's turn.
f*ck!
- I'm glad that even you get it confused.
- It's confusing,
all of our names sound very similar
and that's my parents fault.
- I can't imagine having a sister.
- In life?
- I think it would be
really confusing for me.
- Just.
- I mean your not
attracted to your siblings.
- Of course not.
I don't know.
They're just like,
sisters do like cute things
like fix each others hair
and I think I—
- That's not true of me and my sister.
- No, definitely not
true of me and my sister.
- Definitely not true of me and my sister.
- I guess I dyed my sister's hair pink.
Does that count?
- Its kinda cool.
I don't mean sexually confused,
I just think there would
just of been more femininity
in my life growing up.
- Then your very g*y brother?
- Riz, you take.
- My g*y brother's
very effeminate.
- you take 13 points
of fire damage as—
- Is that attack spell or is it a range?
- It is an attack spell.
- Okay, so I'm gonna use
uncanny dodge to take half.
- Okay, cool.
She whips around, you are fire bolted
for a 13, so that would
be six points of damage
and Aelwyn vanishes.
- What?
- She's invisible.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Gorgug's turn.
You're just like playing
your drums out here,
you hear an expl*si*n from upstairs.
- Okay.
- You hear a g*nsh*t
and then an expl*si*n.
- Can I make it an insight check
or a perception check?
- Yeah make an insight check,
yeah go for it.
- Nat one.
- Oh my god.
- This gonna be a long one.
- Zac, your dad made that expl*si*n, man.
- You're not proud of this.
But you've been struggling
with this for so long
that momentarily it occurs to you that
there's a possibility, however slim,
that you are your own dad.
- Why did you stop playing, dude?
- Am I my own dad?
Did I go back in time?
- I guess like, if you need to be.
- You may hold your action if you'd like
or you can just say that
Gorgug loses this action.
- I mean, I'll be ready to attack.
- If anything like charges at you?
- Yeah I feel weird so I.
- Cool.
You guys see,
Fabian you hear a noise behind you
as you see one of the
cheerleaders strides out
and goes, where are you going?
You suddenly, all six of you feel
one of the beer pong
ba*ls freezes in midair.
You see that the dog going for
the hamburgers on the grill
freezes with its mouth just on them.
All of you are still moving
and the cheerleaders are moving.
You see everything else
has frozen in time.
Make an arcana check for me, by the way.
- All of us?
- 15.
- You saw your sister take
a silvery pocket watch
out of her pants as she teleported away.
That is, Fabian this elemental
comes running out at you.
I'm going to need you to make a—
- Hey, I'm looking for your friend.
- You see she says,
What?
Tell me more about that.
Wham!
And its just going to attack you.
- Oh.
- What's your armor class?
- 19.
- I don't know how to
describe what just happened,
I just rolled two natural
ones at the same time.
- There's been four ones this fight.
- Already.
- And some of us
haven't even gone yet.
- The odds of two natural ones
occurring on the same roll
with two dice is truly astounding.
You do not have to make
a saving throw against
whatever this things ability is.
The cheerleader erupts into this like
shadowy nighttime vortex whirlwind.
You see that this cheerleader
who is sort of swimming in the pool going,
What?
Aww.
Hi, my name's River,
tell me more about that.
Rushes out of the pool for Gorgug.
You can go ahead and take a swing.
- Okay.
I got.
Oh that's 16.
- 16 hits.
- Hell yeah.
- Sweet.
- Good thing my great ax is oiled
with some sort of magic.
So that is a D12 plus,
I'm not raging, unfortunately,
so that's only,
seven points of damage.
And I don't get to take
my other attacks, right?
- No, just the one.
- Can I go into a rage as I attack?
- Yeah you can go into
a rage as you attack.
- Okay, cool.
So that would be two plus seven,
so that's nine instead.
- Nine, cool.
Nine damage.
You see that your ax glows
and the like tin flower
on your leather holster glows bright
and you just hear voice saying like,
when you get mad, its okay
to stick up for your friends.
- Thanks, dad.
- This water elemental
takes some swings at you,
hits two times and deals first,
eight points of damage, halved to four,
and then 11 points of
damage, halved to five.
- Okay.
But so, but this type of damage is halved?
- This type of damage is halved.
Its just whacking at you.
- Okay.
- Huge watery fists.
Cheerleader is still like,
has this like face this
like, smiling and happy
but her limbs get grotesque and like
giant whirlpools of water.
Her legs become this torrent of raging
just mud and grass and things swept up
into the whirlpool of her body.
You see that is now going to be
Kristen, that's your turn.
You're making out with a cheerleader
and you can see as the time thing stops
you see that,
your cheerleader starts to
become like rocky and earthen
as you make out with her.
- Okay, I say,
how did you come out to your parents?
- Do you want to hold an action
or you think Kristen loses her action?
- What do you mean?
- Do you want to like get,
do you want to do something right now,
cause thing is like
rearing back to hit you?
- Oh yeah, definitely.
I am going to
who is around me?
Its just me in that room, right?
- Oh yeah, you're.
- I guess you.
- Are you inside?
- Yeah we're out here.
Where is Fabian?
Yeah you can't see any of us.
- You can do your spirit guardian.
- Yeah.
Yeah cool.
I'll cast spirit guardians.
- Dope, hell yeah.
Make sure that's card ready and remind me,
cause I think its on their turn, right,
that it does stuff?
- Yeah.
- Cool.
So just make sure to remind me about that.
Keep me honest, cool.
Great, Kristen casts spirit guardians.
- And then I can run or?
- Yeah you can move if you like.
- Okay yeah, I would like to get
to kind of like a central location.
Can I like get to like the stairs
or something or like that?
- Sure, you can run out here.
You see that there's an
elemental in your way out here,
you can see Fabian on the other side.
- Oh maybe I'll go to those stairs,
like the outside stairs.
- Oh the outside stairs.
- Like just to be on the porch
if people need to run by me.
- Dope, okay cool.
Yeah you see an elemental attacking
Gorgug out on the lawn.
As this weird like,
you see that like, a couple little drops
of a light drizzle are like,
falling about that fast as you guys fight.
Now these guys go.
This one.
Moves over here and is
going to take some swings
at Gorgug.
That's gonna hit both time
what's your armor class?
- 14.
- 14.
Yeah, its gonna hit both times.
You take first 16 damage, halved to eight,
and then 12 damaged, halved to six.
So eight and then six damage.
- Oh I made a mistake on
this spirit guardians.
I'm supposed to claim who in
my sight it doesn't affect.
Is that cool?
- That's totally cool.
- Okay, cool.
- You.
- So obviously I'll do
like Fig and Gorgug.
- Damn.
- Dope.
- Taking some hits.
- That's going to now be Fig.
- Okay.
I would like to cast
fear on these two girls,
on these two cheerleaders,
cheerleading elementals.
- Dope, they do a wisdom
saving throw for that.
What's the DC on that wisdom saving throw?
- 16.
- Damn.
You see that you,
your infernal, your
lies light up with fire
and they both go,
what you're weird?
And start to flee from you.
- Hell yeah.
- sick.
- Oh and I also, and then I turn around
at Gorgug and I wink at him.
- What?
- Hell yeah.
- A little bardic inspiration.
- That was bardic inspiration right?
- Or was it?
What do you think?
Read into it.
- I don't know.
- This fire elemental
comes charging for Kristen.
What's your armor class, Kristen?
- 18.
- That's one hit.
You take,
four, sorry you take seven
points of fire damage
and you also catch on fire
as this cheerleader goes.
- The cheerleader has to
do a wisdom saving throw
- For her spirit guardians
cause she entered her spirit guardian.
- Rad, makes a wisdom saving throw.
Fails that wisdom saving throw.
- Three D8 radiant damage.
- Cool.
Three eights?
- Yup.
- Dope, 16.
- 16 points of damage, awesome.
- I have a question.
They, my, my guardians
show up as angelic, fey,
or fiendish depending on who I am
and I don't know who I am,
so what do they look like?
- You see that,
a group of phantasmal academic
religious authors appear
around you.
You see they're sort of an
older, bearded dwarven guy,
and there's like a sort of fashionable
eccentric looking older elven woman
and they, they're like
little tweed patches.
It seems that in the light
of our quest for freedom
that we are condemned to eternally search.
fists goes through
this elementals head.
It is the questions not the
answers that make the thinker.
- Hell yeah.
- That elemental looks badly hurt.
- This is insanely accurate.
- Another fire being.
Roars out from the kitchen
and attacks Fabian.
- Oh well, I guess.
- What is your armor class, my good man?
- 19.
- 19.
That's going to hit only one time.
You take 12 points of fire
damage and also catch on fire.
- Do you guys want to like
shout anything in Elvis,
Elvish or anything like that?
- I mean, if they're at
Hudol, they all speak Elvish.
- That's now going to be
- They're all frozen in time.
- Fabian, that's your turn.
You take an additional
two points of fire damage.
- Okay.
- Maybe telling us that she
disappeared or something.
- Yeah I guess that's what I'm saying.
Like maybe just alert us that happened.
- I uh, so I'm on fire.
- Fully on fire.
- Is there a way to put,
can I go.
- I can help you.
- But I don't know,
I guess like can I run
can I run and jump in the pool?
- You may absolutely run
and jump in the pool.
- Okay great.
That's my, I think my first thought is,
that I summon the Hangman,
cause Aelwyn is clearly in trouble
and we have to do
something to impress her.
- I'm gonna f*cking k*ll you.
But my second thought is that
I need to put myself out.
- You need to put yourself out.
Yes, go for it.
You got to put yourself out.
You call the Hangman.
You hear in your mind the Hangman say,
Master, I come to you now.
The, and now its your movement, right?
- Yeah.
- One, two, three, four, five, six.
So unfortunately if you wanted
to have the pool this turn,
you're gonna have to let that elemental
get a swing on you.
- I'll take the swing.
- And that fire elemental as well.
- How much damage did
you take from the fire?
- Just two.
- Cool.
- Let's treat it as a disengage, then.
I won't get in the pool this turn.
- Okay cool.
You fully disengage, you
get the f*ck out of there.
That's going to be Adaine's turn.
- Can I do an arcana check to see
what spell it was that my b*tch sister
used to get the f*ck out of there?
- You absolutely may.
Make an arcana check.
- Great.
14.
- 14s gonna do it.
10 plus spell level.
She used a spell called misty step
which is only a 30 foot teleportation.
- Oh she used a f*cking teleportation.
- 30.
- She's not far, though.
- Okay.
- We're up by a window, right?
Probably look out the window.
- We are by a window.
I would like to cast blink.
So when I,
at the end of each turn I roll
and if I hit an 11 or higher
I blink into the ethereal plane
until my next turn.
- Awesome.
Dope as hell.
- Great.
So I, I tell Riz,
she's teleporting,
she could turn up back
anywhere in this room,
you should f*cking hide.
- Okay.
- She can't, when she's teleporting,
can she see what's going on in the room?
- The spell that you know she just cast
is an emergency bail out.
It is not a powerful teleportation.
Its a quick get me 30 feet away from here
and it can't go farther than 30 feet
and its not something she can do forever.
- I think we gotta find her.
- Yeah we got to find her.
- I think she's running.
- Cool,
that's as much conversation that you guys
can do right now.
Adaine casts blink.
and you begin to pierce through the veils
of multidimensional reality.
Good school work this year
on your spell casting.
Go ahead and roll.
- 15.
- Hell yeah.
- Adaine f*cking vanishes.
You are standing in a strange gauzy,
glassy, misty version of
this in the ethereal plane.
The house is permeable.
The walls and floors and ceilings
are all permeable to you
and you can see vague
outlines of creatures
but there's no obvious
of your sister here.
- She can go up or down?
- Teleport can go in any direction.
- Okay, so I,
I'm just gonna spend my
entire time between my
this turn and the next turn
like checking on this floor
and the floor below me
to see what's going on.
- Okay, so you're basing,
go ahead and make a perception check.
- Yeah.
21.
- You eagle eye looking for some trace.
The ethereal plane is full
of runes moving around,
deep little whips of
little magical things.
You are scanning, looking
through the matrix
of the f*cking ethereal plane
like where are you, where
are you, where are you?
We move now to the last
of the elementals to go.
Earth elemental comes out to Kristen
takes two swings at you.
Hits you for
seven points of damage.
- Alright.
- It goes.
What?
- I'm right here.
- Wisdom saving throw for that one.
- Yeah.
- That just attacked Kristen.
- Yeah wisdom saving throw cuz
she got the spirit guardians
- The slime cheerleader
comes around the side
doing a double move action.
Wisdom saving throw.
Not successful.
- Hell yeah.
- Its three D8s.
- Seven, two and two.
Alright, 11.
- 11 damage?
- Yeah, and I'm on fire.
Does that add anything extra to me?
Like in a bad way, any extra damage?
- I'm on fire.
- It does at the beginning
of your turn, yes.
- Okay cool.
- See one of, another professor says,
well, we think therefore you die.
Clocks the earth elemental.
You feel strangely comforted
by these ghostly philosophers
surrounding you.
- Yeah, we're all asking
the big questions.
- That is now going to be back to Riz.
- Cool.
Um, let me look at the window
and can I do a perception check
to see if I can see Aelwyn?
- Yes, which window you
want to look out of?
- The one right there that I'm next to.
- Right there?
Go for it.
- f*cking nine.
- Aelwyn's right down there
casting a spell, dude.
- Wait, what?
- You look out the window.
- She's literally outside?
- Aelwyn is down on the
f*cking patio casting a spell.
- I'm gonna jump out the
window with my rapier out
and just try to stab her in the head.
- Go for it.
- Or I guess I'll try to
do my insightful fighting.
- Yeah go for it.
- Okay, I'm gonna look down on her,
try to get a read on her.
That's going to be a 24.
- That succeeds.
- Hell yeah.
- Cool, okay.
Just attack.
Do I get advantage when I jump on somebody
from a higher thing?
- I think, well you already have advantage
from the insightful, right?
- Alright, yeah.
I'm just hoping to hit.
See cause that's not gonna do it, 12.
- A 12 does not hit
but do you roll advantage from insightful
or just gives you your sneak attack?
- It just gives me my sneak attack
but I thought by.
- I'll say you get
advantage from the jump.
- Thanks for humoring me.
Sweet, 21.
- That will do it.
- f*ck yeah.
- Okay.
Your sister's out here.
I don't know where you went.
You wizards are tricky.
- Hey.
- Eight, 12, 16.
20 damage, and I'm also
gonna do fury of the small
to do another six, 26 damage.
- 26 damage.
- f*ck yeah.
- Yes b*tch, f*ck her up.
- Where did that sound come from?
- You uh, bam!
You crash through her runic ward
and slice across her arm.
Ah f*ck!
You little f*cking freak,
weirdo piece of sh*t.
f*ck you!
And you are now down here.
Go ahead actually and
make an acrobatics check,
we'll say DC15 not to
take any falling damage.
- Yeah, that was pretty careless huh?
Oh wait, wait.
Oh no, 14.
f*ck.
Alright.
- You go ahead and take six
points of damage from falling.
- Great.
- You wound Aelwyn terribly
and she vanishes.
- Adaine you see Aelwyn
appear on the ethereal plane.
What the f*ck?
Oh that's bullshit.
f*ck you.
- I'm gonna tell on you so bad.
You're gonna be grounded forever.
- Not if I k*ll you
and your friends first.
- f*ck you b*tch, I'm
gonna k*ll you so bad.
I wanted to do this my entire life.
- And you're not going to get to.
A sad ending to a sad
chapter in a very sad book.
f*ck you, I thought that was cool.
I was doing a cool thing.
That's gonna be Gorgug.
- Can I make an insight check
but tell you about specifically what
I'm trying to figure out
or does that help at all or no?
- Yeah you make an insight check
and tell me what you're
trying to figure out.
- I'm trying to figure out if I can,
use the elementals against each other.
- Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too.
- Go ahead and
roll an insight check.
- Oh, 18, 19.
- Doesn't seem so.
- Okay.
- They appear to be working together.
- Should I rephrase,
like literally make the water hit,
like if I force them into each other?
- If you try to shove, you might be able
to do some damage.
You're not sure if it would be as good
as your magical ax,
but you might be able to
do some interesting stuff.
Especially if you could make
it like really impactful,
you know what I mean?
Like find some way to
make it really impactful.
- Alright.
Well I'm, for now,
I'm just going to attack the
one that already attacked me.
Which is the wind one, right?
Or the, I mean the one that already hurt.
- You're attacking the
one that you already hurt,
got you.
You're going for the water elemental.
Go for it, make attack.
- Alright, here we go.
Oh, I'm gonna roll my bardic inspiration.
- Yeah.
- Five plus eight.
13.
- 13 misses.
- Okay, can I take a second,
my second attack?
- Yeah, go for it.
You can take your full attack now.
You're raging.
- great.
Hell yeah.
20 but not nat.
- That will do it.
- Okay.
So.
Nine, 14.
16.
- 16 damage?
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- And then I'll do my
frenzy on top of that.
- Go for it.
- Who are you doing it to?
- The, the tornado looking one, I think.
- Cool.
- Oh that's not gonna hit.
That's just a 12.
- 12 misses.
That's going to be.
Shadow and water.
- They're frightened?
- Yes, they are.
- They are frightened.
- This one.
- I forgot that they were frightened.
- Disappears into the pool.
Makes another saving throw
at the end of this turn.
Cool.
That's going to be,
oh and this shadow thing
races out here.
If it moves through it,
it happens.
- Yes, it gets hit.
Yeah.
- Cool.
Its gonna make a wisdom saving throw.
Fails, go ahead and roll your damage.
- Hell yeah.
- Man, Spirit guardians
are so good.
- Yeah, 15.
- 15 damage, god damn.
- That spell is ridiculous.
- Yeah, that's awesome.
- And you're in like
such a bottleneck spot.
- Yeah.
- You see,
another person says,
there's sort of like
monk with holy wrappings
around their hands and forearms that says,
the rule always striving, never arriving,
perfection is a direction
not a destination.
and the shadow
takes a crack across the jaw.
You're weird.
- You're hot!
- That's now going to be,
that was the shadow, the water ran away.
Kristen on the beginning of your turn
you take two points of fire damage.
- Okay.
- And that's gonna be your turn.
- Alright great.
Where's Riz?
- You don't, you haven't,
you have no idea where Riz and Adaine.
So you guys out in the
backyard see the four of you,
no clue what's going on with Aelwyn,
no clue what's going
on with Adaine or Riz.
- Yeah feel free to shout
down to us or something.
- Yeah.
- I've been shouting.
I don't know why you can't hear me.
- I yelled a goblin w*r cry
as I jumped out of the window.
- Yeah, I'll run into the
pool if I can get there
to get un on fire.
- Cool you want to just
run and jump into the pool?
One, two, three.
- Yeah and while passing do I hit them
or its only on their turn if they pass me?
- I think its when they
enter the first time
and then on their turn.
So these guys have all already taken it.
- Okay, cool.
- That one is gonna get
a swing on you, though.
- Okay.
I'm a plus 18.
- That's a hit.
- God, these guys are so good.
- And you take 13 points of damage.
- Geez.
- You do jump into the pool,
you hit the water and you splash,
the water splashes and
then freezes in midair
as you like push through it.
You fully douse the flames.
- Wait the water's frozen now?
- Cause there's like a time stop thing.
- Oh, I see.
I see.
Okay cool.
- So you're able to move
it and douse yourself
but the farther the water gets from you
it begins to freeze back again.
Meaning you can interact with objects here
but they slow as soon
as they leave from your
kind of ability to not have to be stuck
in this weird time thing.
- Can I ask which one attacked Kristen?
- Which one attacked Kristen?
- Yeah.
- That's going to be,
oh this shadow, air elemental thing.
- Part of sentel- sentinel,
the sentinel feat is
that anyone who attacks
a person, a creature within five feet me,
I get an attack on them?
- You absolutely get an attack.
- Fantastic.
- So good.
- Yeah, that will be 24.
So.
Nine.
- Nine damage.
- Sick.
- Rapier flashes out as this thing dares
to hurt one of your friends
and you injure this thing.
Tell me more about that.
- And then I'm gonna use my like move
to heal, what was that one?
- Healing word?
- Where I can heal
multiple people?
- Mass healing word?
- I'm just gonna do a small heal on myself
cause no ones really worried, right?
I'm in the 20s.
- We're all good.
You take care of you.
- Okay, cool.
Then that is a, what?
A D4 with my spell casting modifier.
That's a two.
My spell casting modifier is?
- Five, I think.
- Okay cool.
- and then remember
to add your disciple of life stuff.
- Yeah which is another two plus.
- Spell level.
- Spell level.
Which.
- So four.
- Four.
- 11.
- Okay cool.
Kind of small, but.
- This whirling tornado
that was just dominating
at beer pong
flies up into the sky.
- Yeah b*tch, bye.
- Nice.
- Frightened.
- Still scurred.
This creature is going to
all the way down the stairs
and makes it to out here.
Lands beside Fig
and is going to take it out on Fig.
What's your AC?
- 100.
- 100?
- 12, 12.
- 12, okay.
- 100, 152.
- Fig takes,
12 and then 11 damage.
- Is that within five feet?
- It is but you already
used your reaction.
- There it is.
We're learning.
first time with the feat, guys.
- I look like it didn't hurt me at all
but that was half my f*cking hit points.
- Oh my god.
- So I'm like, is the best you got
but I'm clenching my as*h*le.
- You guys are at these
elemental cheerleaders
are no joke.
You see, some magic sort
of moves between them
and you see one of them goes,
hoot growl, Aguefort owl bears.
Destroy the enemies.
The next person to go
is going to be Fig.
- Okay, can I do like...
No, I just want to try,
I want to-
Cast suggestion on the
girl who just hit me.
I would like to cast suggestion.
- Go for it.
- So yeah.
I hit a sweet bass guitar chord
that seduces the mind
of this hot elemental.
- What's your suggestion?
- I'm gonna tell her to
throw the fire elemental
into the pool.
- You're cute.
Whips around to look
at the fire elemental.
You want to use your
movement or are you good?
- Oh so now her attention
isn't on me, right?
- Not on you.
- Then I'm also gonna
jump behind my boy Gorgug
and while I'm jumping behind Gorgug
I'm giving him another wink.
- Two winks?
- That is now going to be
fire elementals.
- This is so stressful.
- Goes here.
It's gonna take it out on Fabian.
- Cracks.
- 19 armor class, correct?
You go ahead and take 13 points of damage.
Fire damage, this thing wallops you.
You are still ignited.
- Great.
- Other fire elemental
crashes out through the front door,
sees Riz.
15 armor class, correct?
- Yeah.
- And hits you for nine
points of fire damage.
- Uncanny dodge.
- And you are ignited.
- Great.
- Feel free to shout to us,
you know, so we can help you.
- Yeah, help!
- On your turn.
- I'm hurt.
- That's going to be.
- I'm gonna get out
of there anyway.
- Fabian, at the beginning of your turn
you take an additional
six points of fire damage.
- g*dd*mn.
okay, can I,
so this water that Kristen
like pushed up into the air
when she, is there way
for me, I don't know,
pull it on to myself without
fulling getting into the pool?
- Are you like worried
about messing up your hair?
- No, you're gonna have to fully
get into the pool.
- I'm gonna have
to get into the pool.
That would involve some way,
you know I'm gonna stab
the shadow elemental.
- Cool, go for it.
- Yeah and those are both hit for yeah,
20, 21 and 24.
- Both hit.
- Great.
- 13.
- Oh yeah.
- Nice.
- And nine for 13 plus nine equals 22.
- You see that your rapier flashes forward
and injures this thing
but you can tell that your rapier,
its like this thing should be magical
you're like as it goes out
injuring it badly but it,
I like you.
- Oh god.
- That's going to be Adaine.
- Still in the ethereal plane?
- No, you snap at the
beginning of your turn.
- f*ck, okay.
Well, I.
With blink you can only
come in within 10 feet?
- 10 feet.
So you can.
- of where I was?
- You can.
- So I'm going to cast web,
which is a 20 foot cube
where Aelwyn went into blink.
- Okay, cool.
Let's figure this out.
You're here.
You can reappear 10 feet in any direction
from that point in the house.
- Okay and she's down here?
- You know that she's
down here as you saw her.
- Great.
- And I yelled to ya
that she was out there.
- So that.
- So that's here.
- This much movement
and then I can cast web
which is a 60 foot range.
- Hell yeah.
- Directly down.
I yell, Riz I'm sorry
but at least your fast.
Cause its a dexterity saving throw.
- Okay.
I think you can just choose
to not web me.
- Can I?
- I don't think that's true.
- Its probably like entangle.
- Rad, you cast web.
I think people roll.
- Nice thinking that's crazy.
- Oh f*ck.
There's the fire elemental
right f*cking there.
Which will set the web on fire.
I guess I don't do it
on the fire elemental?
- So just Riz.
Now, she's also not there right now
cause she's not—
- Yes but when she pops back in,
she will pop directly
into where the web is.
- Okay, the web fills a 20 foot cube.
- Yes.
- So you're going to,
okay so 10 feet on either side?
- Yes.
- Gotcha.
Wild.
So you cast it here.
Heres the thing,
there's a window here,
I'm gonna need you to make an arcana check
to try to break through that window.
- I'm going to use my 17 roll.
- Oh hell yeah.
that's so f*cking rad.
- Sorry I used all my rolls on me
but this is personal, you guys.
- I understand.
- f*ck yeah.
Webs appear.
Strands of arcane energy
cover the b*ttlefield
that is now going to be slime and mud.
You see,
where did mud go?
One, two, three,
its here.
Gorgug.
- Bring it on.
- This thing does not get an
attack using double movement.
Two hits.
You take 10, so then five
and then, 13, so six.
Five and six damage.
Bam, bam.
These huge stony pom poms
smash into your face.
That's going to be,
back to the top, that's Riz.
Need you to make a dexterity saving throw.
- 15.
- Its a DC15.
- You succeed.
- Okay.
- nice.
- So what the means I'm out of the web?
- You are out of the web.
- Cool.
Where's your sister gonna pop up?
- Right where you're standing.
Anywhere between 10 feet.
- Cool.
Oh boy.
Alright, I will then.
Okay, this fire guys
gonna f*cking k*ll me.
Alright, I am going to.
Disengage from the fire elemental.
Can I,
okay the web is also in this window
so I can't climb in this window, right?
- The web filled...
The webs are difficult terrain.
So its half movement,
you're not restrained by them.
- Okay then in that case
I'm just going to disengage
as my bonus action
with my goblin ability
and I'm just gonna move into the hallway.
- Sure.
One, two, three, four, five, and six.
- Okay.
And I'm trying to figure out,
you know what,
I'm gonna take,
I'm just gonna take a dash action.
I'm gonna take a double movement
cause I'm pretty banged up
and I'm just gonna try to get like over.
- Over there?
- Kind of out of.
- One, two, three, four, five, six.
So you make it out here, bam.
Rad.
That is now going to be
Aelwyn's turn.
- Oh wait.
I didn't roll to see whether I go back
into the ethereal plane at the end
of my turn.
- Oh yeah, go for it.
- 17, I do.
- Cool.
Aelwyn appears here in the living room,
immediately stuck in webs.
Let's see what her dexterity save is.
You hear from downstairs,
oh f*ck!
- And we can all hear that, right,
we're like kind of aware?
- yes, you can.
- I put my head and
fingers through the ceiling
and just f*cking, she can't see it.
- I know you're f*cking
watching, you little b*tch.
God I f*cking hate you.
Always taking my things,
you're such a piece,
you're so annoying!
End of her round, she rolls
and appears back in the
ethereal plane with you.
Well at least when your web gets burned up
by my elemental, I won't
be there to feel it.
- I am going to k*ll you.
- Well, we'll just have to see about that.
It wouldn't be the first time you've
failed a test.
- I really want to punch her.
I just want to f*cking punch her.
- Gorgug, that's you, baby.
- Okay.
Those guys are just
right in front me, huh?
Okay.
I just to humor myself
am going to try to slam the rock one
into the poison one.
Wait, its not acid, though.
That's a different thing than poison?
- It.
- Its slime.
- Its like a slime thing.
- This fire is
looking precarious.
- Well I've got, I sent someone.
- I, well okay.
I'm just going to try to like,
I'm just gonna smack the
rock one in front of me.
- Cool, go for it.
- Alright
and um.
Or I don't.
- Grapple it into the pool.
- Oh nat 20.
- Go ahead and roll a three D,
you need some D12, man?
- Yes, I need one.
Can I have?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Here you go, another D12.
- I would be honored to
give my D12 to this cause.
- And my bow.
- Oh I'm sorry.
So that is nine, eight, three.
So that's 17, 20, plus seven.
27 for that attack.
- Geez, for the first attack?
- Yeah.
And then I have two more attacks.
- Go for it, crit again, that be dope.
- You too, do it again.
- Hit a two.
- well, there was a two.
- So that's, 10 is not good.
- 10 does not hit.
Go for it again.
- kinda of like
an opposite crit.
Zero two, rather than two zero.
- Crit, guaranteed.
- Yeah!
- Are you for real?
- Yes.
- yeah.
- 20.
- Hell yeah.
- Insane.
- Hell yeah.
- As you said,
crit guaranteed.
- Go ahead
and roll three D12, man.
- f*ck, that's.
Alright, two of the three
times I've ever done that.
Oh, okay.
- Mine was a 10.
My dice.
- So six, so 23 plus seven.
- 30.
- 30, 30.
- You just 57.
- You just f*cking.
- That's f*cking insane.
- f*ck yeah.
- You guys watch Gorgug lose it harder
than he's ever lost it.
Something about whatever the,
whatever word of.
- I'm not my own father!
- That elemental scatters
into rock and rubble
in front of Gorgug.
- Zac, you almost used your turn
to push them into each other.
- Maybe I should hit people more.
- Interesting.
- Just keep criting, dude.
- You're right, you're right.
- Yeah that be great.
- I told you to crit, and you crited.
- You just got to
follow instructions, dude.
- You just gotta like.
- You just gotta do it.
- Incredible.
- Everybody just crit.
- Is it that easy?
Is it just that easy?
- Just that easy.
- Shadows coming at you again.
I'm gonna need you to make a wisdom saving
throw for me.
- Fantastic.
Oh, three.
- The shadow is going to
take some swings at you
and its going to deal first,
eight and then,
11 points of damage
and you see it goes,
don't you ever wonder like,
you know that you're never
gonna be as good as your dad
because you started further than he was?
And you feel a fear grip
the inside of your heart
and make you want nothing more than to run
screaming from this place.
- Got it.
- That's going to be, Kristen.
- Okay, I'm going to run out of the pool
into kind of like,
try to get to that part of the porch
so that I can look in through that window
and see what's going on inside.
- Rad, awesome.
You hop up from here.
You get to the window, you look inside,
you don't see Aelwyn in here,
you just see a bunch
of webs at the moment.
- Okay.
- We heard her yelling.
- Yeah.
- Yes you did.
- I could use a heal
if you got anything.
I'm at 22.
- Okay.
- You're.
- 13.
- Can I see you?
- You're at 13.
- yeah, I'm right here.
- Oh hell yeah.
- I'm not even hiding.
I'm just standing there.
- Oh great yeah, then I'm
gonna do like mass heal.
- Oh I could use some heal.
- Let me see.
Cure wounds is.
- I'm at 23.
- So then I'm gonna cast mass healing word
and I think unfortunately
that's just a D4 plus five
for everyone.
- I think its plus nine cause
of your disciple of life
ability, right?
- Oh yes, you're right.
Yeah, spell level plus two.
- Spell level plus two.
Is healing word a second level spell
or mass healing word?
- The mass healing words a third.
- So that's five and five,
so that's actually plus 10,
so its one D4 plus 10
and then your blessed healer
also gives you some extra.
- Cool, yeah.
So one D4.
Two, so everyone gets 12.
- Yeah.
- I can see
its up to six people.
- So basically its everybody
put Adaine right now.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay, cool
and then that will give me.
- Yeah I think its just two
times spell level, right?
- Yeah, so.
- So another six.
- Six, yeah cool.
Awesome and then that was,
a bonus action
so does that mean I can
still do something else?
- You can do something else,
you can't cast a spell though.
- Yeah, okay I'm gonna
hide behind that chair
but be like peeking in to the living room
to see if I can figure
out what's going on.
- Dope.
You can take a hide action
but your dexterity's very bad,
you could also take a dodge action,
which would give people
disadvantage to try to hit you.
- I'll do that, yeah.
And are my like guardians hitting anyone?
Now they're just like
swarming in this area, right?
- As you move, now that
you're back out of the pool,
these two can be affected.
When you were here,
you were too far away to affect anybody.
Now these two are affected again
at the beginning of their turn.
- Okay cool.
- Just make sure
to hit me up and remind
me if I start moving them.
- Sounds good.
- Awesome, that was Kristen's turn.
Now its our air elemental's.
Man these ones that are running away,
I've been rolling saves for every turn
and they're not doing great.
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- That's very helpful cause.
- I'm terrifying.
- These ones that are here
- really f*cking...
- Yeah if we had two more.
- And then one of them had the suggestion.
- Yes, we're going to
make an opposed check
as this air elemental goes
for the fire elemental.
Wild, okay.
- Dunk it, dunk it.
- Put him in the pool.
- Dunkirk?
- We just love Christopher Nolan.
- Great film.
- You see that the air
elemental rushes to shove
and is rebuffed by the fire.
- Boo!
But her suggestion lasts for a minute.
- Cool, yeah.
- So I think she's gotta
keep trying to do that.
- Hell yeah.
- Cut it out.
I don't want to go in the pool.
I've got my phone in my pocket.
- Check for me on suggestion
if she rolls every round
to resist.
- Says
on a failed save, it pursues,
it pursues the course
of action you described
to the best of its ability,
the suggested course of action
can continue for the entire duration.
You can also specify,
it doesn't say anything about.
- Cool, no more.
- You're just
gonna keep trying to push.
- Just gonna keep trying to push.
Fig, that's your turn.
- Oh but if you or any of your companions
damage the target, the spell ends.
- At the beginning of its turn.
Spirit guardians affect it.
Go ahead, it rolls a save.
Its a wisdom save, right?
- yeah.
- It fails, so it takes
damage and the spell ends.
- Oh yeah.
- Damn it.
- Okay but go
ahead and roll that damage.
- Nice.
- f*ck yeah.
14.
- Well, one it was one.
Round.
- One round is not bad.
- Yeah sorry.
- No, that's fine.
- You see that another
philosopher comes up
and says,
another philosopher
rushes up to it and says,
from each according to their ability
to each according to their need.
Pow!
- Sick.
- A little economic
philosophy in there, why not?
That's now going to be,
Fig, that's your turn.
- Okay so I've been sent,
like my last turn I moved to this window
did I see her blink in and blink out?
- Did you see
her blink in and blink out?
- Yeah.
- Make a perception check
to see if you saw it.
- She did come in and yell, oh sh*t.
- Yeah.
- 18 plus two, 20.
- Yes, you think that
she's like phasing in
and out of reality.
- Okay I would like ready an action
for when she comes, when I see her next.
- Dope, readying and action, cool.
- So I'm gonna ready, like
I can ready a spell, right?
I can cast a spell?
- That's what I was thinking.
- Where are you going to be?
Cause she might appear
behind a wall from you.
- Oh I'm just looking in the window.
- Looking in the window?
Cool.
You're readying an action?
- I mean is it open, is it an open window?
Can I climb in the window?
- It is not an open window.
- Okay, yeah so I'm just.
- You can climb up on the edge
so you can look in.
- Yeah, you know what maybe I'll climb,
yeah I'll just climb as close as I can.
- Cool, dope.
- And then I'll wink at Gor,
no you already have it.
I'll wink at Kristen Applebees
through the window.
- Through the other window?
Lot of stuffs happening here tonight.
Who is the elemental that kissed me?
- It was the rock one.
It was the earth one.
- Oh yeah, the rock one.
Filled your mouth with mud
as you were making out.
- Gorgug did you?
- Yeah I kind of.
- Did you obliterate my
one crush I've ever had?
- I didn't know she was...
You've had more than one crush.
- I've just, I'm a very private person.
I've never crushed.
- That's going to be,
the fire elementals.
This thing
burns up all the webbing in here,
rushes into this room.
Sees Fig.
- Are you outside the window?
- She's outside but its
gonna smash the window
to get to her.
What's your AC?
- 12.
- 12, okay.
You take.
- Oh I have resistance to fire damage.
- You take first five damage, so two.
And then you take four, so two.
- Hell yeah.
- I say, sister why would you hurt me?
- What, you're weird.
You see.
The, you were also
ignited, you're on fire.
- Isn't that good though?
Doesn't that just like
make me more powerful?
- So metal.
- Right?
- Its pretty metal but
you're f*cking on fire.
- Could my skin be melting and my skull is
kind of showing through?
- This thing is gonna take
some swings at Fabian.
Its going to hit.
Only one of those times for,
nine points of fire damage.
- Cool, already on fire.
Can't be more on fire, I hope.
- No, can't be more on fire.
But at the beginning of your next turn
you take another points of fire damage.
- Great.
- However, you do hear
- Sick, sick, sick.
- And the hangman shows up right here.
- Well luckily I'm absolutely terrified
and don't want to be here at all
so I would like to disengage
and get on the hangman and drive,
get away from here.
- Fabian, still on fire,
leaps on the hangman and tears off,
flames streaking into the night
coming off of his coat.
And you are f*cking gone, baby.
- Oh no.
- But doesn't he get to,
does he get to do another save?
- As soon as he's out of sight,
he gets to do another save.
Go ahead and make a
saving throw right now.
- Great, can I also second wind?
- Yeah, second wind, go for it.
- So saving throw is 15.
- Succeeds.
- Great and second wind is.
- You just like do a lap
and realize that you're a coward.
- Exactly and then,
oh god.
Second wind, I'm six, level six,
so then plus 13.
- That is Fabian's turn.
Adaine, that is going to be you.
You blip out of the ethereal plane.
- Can I actually,
so can I do an insight
check into where I think
she will pop back out?
- Give me an insight,
I'll oppose it with her deception.
- Great.
- You need to beat a five.
And you don't.
- No, I did.
I got a nine.
- You got a nine.
- She rolled a four.
- I rolled a four but I got a nine.
- You think she's so
mad because of that web
that she's coming for you.
- Are you upstairs?
- I'm upstairs but you can,
10 feet is up as well as.
- You can.
- Great,
so I would like,
to come over here and ready an action.
- And you can also,
yeah you can use your movement too
as you pop back out.
- Yeah can I.
- So when you ready an action,
could I have readied an action
for when she appears again?
- That's what I was doing.
- Yeah but of course the
problem if you ready an action
is maybe the thing that
you readied an action for
doesn't happen.
- Yeah okay cool.
- Which is what's happening.
Can I hide and ready an action?
No, I can't, right?
- You cannot hide and ready an action.
You can move and ready an action.
- Okay.
I'll move and ready an action.
- Dope, where you moving to?
- Come down to us.
- I'm not, I'm gonna
f*cking k*ll my sister.
- Where is your sister?
- She's gonna come and get me.
Can I be like right here in the doorway?
- Yeah, you want to gain
some cover from the doorway?
- Yeah because I have spell sn*per
so I can do my spells with half cover
and I'm assuming that
she does not have that.
- She does not have that.
- Cause a stupid little b*tch
who didn't plan for this kind of fight.
- What action are you readying?
- I would like to cast dispel magic
as soon as she arrives back here.
- Ooooh
- Oh sh*t baby.
- That is going to be slime and mud,
mud's dead.
Uh slime's coming for Gorgug.
- Slime takes spirit guardians.
- It does.
That's right, go ahead.
Its uh.
- Wisdom save.
- Fails its save, go
ahead and roll damage.
- This is going great.
Okay, let's see.
What's that?
13.
- 13.
This thing comes for you, Gorgug.
I'm going to need you to make
a DC15 strength saving throw.
- Oh and I have advantage.
- You have bardic inspiration
that you never used.
- You actually only have
strength checks, right?
Yeah you do have advantage on it.
- And you also have bardic inspiration
that you never used.
- Oh yes, thank you.
- In case.
- 18.
- Not that you need it.
- Hell yeah.
- Plus whatever my strength is.
- You still take five
points of acid damage
which is not halved.
So you see that his cheerleader goes,
What?
Let's get out of here.
And just surrounds you in
whirlpool of acid slime
and attempts to drown you
and drag you to the ground
but you manage to get an arm down
and keep yourself up from
being pulled into the earth.
That is going to be the slime's turn.
Riz, that's you, man.
- I'm gonna try to climb up and get,
I'm gonna try to climb
up and get in the window
so I can be on the second floor.
- You're gonna try to climb the window
and get to the second floor.
Go ahead and give me an acrobatics check.
- Please.
- What's your health?
- 22.
- Hell yeah.
- 58.
- You jump in, you get up
through here to the second floor.
You're out right behind Adaine.
- Dope.
- Hell yeah.
- I am going to ready to an action
for when Aelwyn appears to sh**t her.
- Aelwyn pops out, cool.
She appears.
Go ahead and you're
ready action is a dispel.
- Yes, so anything third level or below
ends on the target ends
and for each spell of higher on the target
make an ability check, which
is DC10 plus the spells level.
- So you have to make an ability check,
DC10 plus the spells level.
- Yes.
- She has one spell on her
which is a fourth level.
So its a raw intelligence,
you're trying to beat a 14.
- Great.
- No, didn't do it?
- No!
- You bring dispel down
on her, end her blink.
The blink is gone.
- Got something.
- Is gone.
- Can I sh**t her?
- You can sh**t her.
- Sweet.
I think my inquisitive,
or my insightful fighting
for like several minutes or
until I pick another target.
- Cool.
- So I think I still get her.
As long as I f*cking hit.
14.
- 14 does not do it.
- f*ck me.
We gonna get blasted, Adaine.
- I don't give a f*ck.
I'm gonna k*ll her
and if she kills me, so be it.
She will be in so much trouble.
- Oh god.
- I'm going to need each of you two
to make constitution saving throws.
- Oh sh*t.
- Oh that sucks.
Not great, not great.
- Oh my god, that's so many dice.
- Oh my god.
- God damn it.
Come on, please.
- 18.
- Three.
- 18 is successful.
Three and 18?
- Yeah.
- So you get like half?
- Yeah its half damage.
Oh my god.
The sound of the dice.
- The sound of the many many dice.
Rolling around in the pool.
- Riz, you take 36 points of damage.
- I'm down.
- Oh my god.
- Adaine, you take 18 points of damage.
- Do you get anything from cover, as well?
- Cover does not affect this.
You see that Aelwyn appears.
You rob the blink from her.
You little f*ck.
and an eruption of icy energy
blasts forth from her hands.
Riz is fully taken out.
Adaine, you managed to throw up a shield
at the last possible
second to defend yourself
from the blast.
That is going to end,
she doesn't roll for blink
cause that's f*cking done.
That is going to be Gorgug.
- Okay, I—
- Wait, hang on a second.
I didn't, I end my turn
after dispel magic?
- Oh you would of had
to voluntary stay here
and not go to the ethereal.
- Oh okay.
- Does that make sense?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Cool.
- Yeah, that's fine.
Just checking.
- For sure, for sure.
That would be a neat trick
but that's not how that works.
That's going to be Gorgug.
- I want to grab, can I grab, okay.
I want to grab Kristen and try to jump
to this window?
is that?
- Sure, there will be—
- You mean this window?
- You mean that one?
- To where they are.
- You want to like boost her up?
- I want to somehow, if possible,
get both of us in there.
- Go ahead and make,
I'm gonna say DC15 gets
Kristen in the window
and you hanging from it,
DC20 gets you both there.
- Okay I'm gonna try
to use bardic inspiration.
- you got bardic inspiration?
- Oh hell yeah.
- Alright, so I have an advantage as well.
- Yes.
- I'm playing,
I'm playing your favorite song man,
your favorite Green Day song.
- So DC20 gets us both in there?
Okay I'm gonna save
that because I have 25.
- Okay.
- Hell yeah.
- Sick.
- Kristen, you're standing
there with, surrounded by these
f*cking kung fu philosopher
ghosts
yes, very good.
A point well argued.
Yes, one for reason
and you grab Kristen,
Gorgug jumps 15 feet
straight in the f*cking air,
smashes through the window.
You are both up here.
- Hell yeah.
- Bam, bam.
I'm gonna say that's your action
and movement to get there.
Or rather you have an action left
but your not, you can like
throw an hand ax, maybe.
- Can I take the,
does dodge affect magic or no?
- It does if its an attack.
Dodge, you can do a dodge.
- Okay, I'll take a dodge action and say,
what is happening?
- I'm going to k*ll my sister.
- How did she stop time?
- I don't f*cking know.
Just k*ll her.
- Did she, do have something?
- Oh she has a clock, she has a watch.
- Okay.
- That's going to be
shadow looks around
at where anyone could possibly be
and is going to rush up here,
smash through into this
cluster f*ck up here
and is going to go for Kristen.
- Does it get hit by your gentlemen?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it does.
- Oh it does.
Yeah, it rolls wisdom.
Fails, these guys are not wise.
- Believe it or not.
- Hell yeah.
16, 19.
- Oh f*ck.
- You hit that guy like.
- Yeah how many, how much.
- You, you see that another
philosopher jumps up
and says,
of the many virtues there are,
none is greater than love,
rips their chest open
and their heart shoots
out like an organ, bam!
Shadow elemental wheels from that.
Its looking f*cked up right now.
- Hell yeah.
- It's still gonna
take some swings at you.
- Cool, DC18,
- DC18, misses both times.
- Heck yeah.
- f*ck yeah.
- That's going to be,
Kristen, that's your turn.
- Great, I do really want to revive you
but I also have hold
person that I can cast on
your sister.
Which is more important?
- Cast hold person.
Also, Riz is not dead but merely dying.
So just healing would bring Riz.
- Yeah, I'll be back in
the fight if you heal me.
- Oh really?
- yeah.
- Oh you're not in like,
oh you're not like.
- Oh I'm not dead.
- Oh then hell yeah.
Okay cool cause I can do
that as a bonus action
or not if I cast?
- You can't cast two spells but you could,
- You can smack that guy.
- Yeah.
- If you-
- Yeah you could just
take a swing with your staff
- Instead of holding her sister
to like keep her there and?
- You can heal him and
literally attack the.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just saying since all of her spells
are so insanely strong.
She just did 30 damage, so if I held her.
- But if, she's also gonna
have like high intelligence
and wisdom, probably.
So there's a chance I die and
she doesn't even get held.
- Yeah, yeah true.
Okay cool.
- And also if I hit her,
I'm gonna, I can do like 25 damage.
But I'm dead.
- How does she cast her spells?
- Like a little b*tch.
- Okay cool,
I'm gonna do a cure wound.
So I need more two more
D8s if you guys have em.
- Dope.
- I'm gonna do a third
level cure wounds on Riz.
Do you have a D8?
Sweet.
Oh I had D8s.
I've been rolling D8s this whole time.
Well they were lucky.
Cool.
Okay so that's 17 but then I
also have this extra healing
stuff, so 17 plus the level of the spell,
plus five, so that's 22.
25?
- I think its whatever you roll plus 10.
- Oh okay, so then that's 27.
- Dope.
- You also six hit points
because of blessed healing.
- Hell yeah.
- Sweet.
- Are you gonna?
- Thank you.
- Are you gonna hit that guy?
- Well I think you used, that's an action.
- That's an action.
That spells a full action.
- nevermind.
- But that's a great.
- that was worth it.
Cause healing word is not
nearly as good as cure wounds.
- I heal seven you say?
- Six.
- Six,
you automatically heal six.
Now for this air thing.
Okay.
- Also I think that shadow
guy might die on his next turn
from spirit guardians.
- Yeah, I think so.
- Then air goes.
You see that the air thing
that you cast suggestion on
rolls up behind you as you're
peering in through the window
on fire.
It goes, um can I talk
to you for a minute?
I'm gonna need you to make
a dexterity saving throw.
- Fabian, we need you back man.
- Sorry, a strength saving throw.
Strength saving throw.
- Strength?
- Yeah.
- Boo.
Six.
So I take what no damage,
I actually heal from it?
- You take.
14.
- I hate it when he's counting.
- You take 20 damage.
- Okay.
- Where you at?
- And then you fall and
take an additional four.
- Okay 24, okay.
Still standing.
- You see that.
- What are you on?
- Seven.
- Cheerleader turns
into a whirlwind.
All of you standing up
here fighting Aelwyn
see Fig pop up into
the second story window
and fall back down.
Bam!
- Grabbed on?
- No, that was what the rolls were for.
- Oh sh*t.
- Bam!
- Okay well know that
window is where Fig is.
So we gotta, we might have to
throw Kristen out the window.
- Throw her out, throw her out.
- Throw her out.
- Oh no,
you don't have to throw Kristen out.
Throw the sister out.
- And Fig.
- Why?
- At the beginning of your turn
you take an additional two fire damage.
- Is it half?
- But isn't it half?
- Its halved to one.
- Thank you.
I'll take everything I can get.
- She's at six.
- I am at a strong virile six.
- A very sturdy.
- It is your turn.
You are on fire and just got
your a*s popped in the air
by a tornado and slammed back down.
- Okay I am going to
try to cast suggestion
on this tornado again.
- Okay.
- Be like, actually
can I talk to you?
- It goes, yeah.
You're cute.
- I really need you to steal
Aelwyns little time piece.
- You see that it goes,
- Oh my god, aw.
What?
You're cute.
Tell me more about that.
- Are you malfunctioning?
- You see that,
yeah it looks like the spell has worked.
Do you want to use your movement or no?
- Yeah, I want to try to climb the wall.
- Go ahead and give me.
- And get in the second level.
- Go ahead and give me an athletics check.
We'll call it a DC15 athletics check.
- Okay, well this is a hail Mary.
I got 15.
- You guys watch Fig
pop up, slam back down
and a moment literally burning Fig
claws up, pulls herself into
the second story window.
Aelwyn like literally looks out behind her
and is like, what the f*ck?
- Can I land on her, cause I'm on fire?
- Give her a hug.
- No, you have used your
action and movement this turn.
You pull yourself in through the window.
Fire goes.
This thing roars up behind Fig.
- Oh sh*t.
- Oh no.
- That's gonna be this thing.
Roars up the stairs, its
at the top of the staircase
near where Kristen is.
We are making the most
out of this house, g*ng.
This thing takes some swings at Fig.
Sorry.
A two and a one.
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- Halved?
- So is that halved?
- No, no, that's what
it rolled to hit you.
- Didn't even hit you.
- Sister, why have you forsaken me?
We of the flames must stick together.
- Are you singing System of a Down?
- Yeah, I am.
- And Kristen you see
that the fire elemental
cheerleader, hits you with
this flaming pom poms,
you effortlessly dodge both of them.
You're cute.
- The fire elemental?
- I um.
- Doesn't it take damage, spiritual.
- It does as it approaches.
- guardians, baby.
- Thank you for keeping my honest.
Yeah go for it.
It rolls, fails its saving throw.
Go ahead and roll damage.
- Damn.
- I think all have failed.
- So dumb.
- yeah.
- Cool a 12.
- Ask not what your,
no that's not a philosopher.
- In a way.
- One of them rolls up and says,
the unexamined life is about
to end for you, f*ck, pow!
That's now going to be Fabian.
- So I'm out on the street.
- That's correct.
- Having like regained my composure.
- Are you still on fire?
- Am I still on fire?
- Oh, you are still on fire.
You take, thank you.
- Sorry.
- Does driving fast not,
does not put the fire out?
- Amazingly being fully engulfed in flame
and driving as fast as you can does not
but you see that the Hangman is like,
yes master, I love this.
This look is us, this is our thing now.
You take another six points of damage.
- There's a hose right here,
just cause you can't see.
- I would say,
so I know nothing, none of
what has happened, right?
- None of what has happened.
- In order to regain my composure,
like I guess my status,
I'm going to drive the Hangman straight
down that central hallway
into the backyard where
I think everyone is.
Screaming Seacaster as I do so.
- Bam, you feel the house
shaking on its foundation.
I'm gonna say you hit the pool
and fully douse yourself.
- Awesome.
And then realize that
there's nobody out here.
Where is everyone?
- We yell out the window.
- We're up in the room.
- up here.
- Second floor.
- Idiot, where have you been?
- I almost died, Fig's almost dead.
- It's fine.
- Most of the elementals are still alive.
- Where most of us are on fire.
- Where were you, did you run?
You look scared.
- I did not run.
- You look scared, Fabian.
- I was not scared.
I needed, the Hangman had some business.
- Do you want to take an action this turn?
That's your movement.
- Gosh.
- Poolside crossbow?
- I mean.
- Yeah what can I see of,
like what can I see of the second floor?
- You see these two elementals right here.
You see.
You see Fig being attacked
on the second story
by that fire elemental.
- I guess I'll crossbow the fire,
I'll take a shot at the fire elemental.
- Go for it.
- In the window.
- You guess?
You guess you'll save my a*s?
- Oh that's a crit.
- Freaking crit.
- That's a crit for me.
19 crit.
- Go ahead and roll your damage, dude.
- Great.
That will be two D6?
- Yes.
- Great.
And a six and a,
10, 15.
- Hell yeah.
- Jesus Christ.
- That guys kind of f*cked up, right?
- daintily peddling your feet
as you're holding a crossbow.
- I get an extra attack
or that's only with my melee weapon right?
- You can do it with
your crossbow, go for it.
- Oh, fantastic.
So 15 on the first,
second one probably doesn't hit, 12.
- 12 does not hit.
So crit on the first one.
The fire elemental turns to gaze at you.
Awesome turn.
That's going to be, Adaine.
- I would like to use mage hand
to pull the f*cking
watch out of her pocket.
- Intelligence versus intelligence.
- This is the story of your sisterhood.
- Spell casting attack
versus spell casting attack.
So she, I'll tell you
what you have to beat.
You have to beat a nine.
- I just rolled a nat one.
- You reach out your hand
and you see that your sister reaches up
to counter spell
and uses your own mage hand
to slam your face into the door jamb
for six points of damage.
A little bit of telekinesis.
I didn't realize we were
back in grade school.
- I need to know,
how did she do that,
how did she do that counter spell?
What do I see her doing?
- Make an arcana check.
- 14.
- It was a use of counter spell
based on a feat that she has.
- But like is she saying
it with her mouth,
is she doing like hand motions,
what is she doing?
- Both, verbal and sematic.
- Okay.
- That's your action.
Slime turns comes after Fabian.
Its going to take some swings here.
- What does sentinel do?
Is it just on other people?
- No its just, its like
attacks of opportunity.
- I'm gonna go ahead,
oh Fabian's gonna go ahead and take
16 points of damage.
- I'm down.
- Are you?
- Yell,
yell as you get it.
- I'm down!
- Oh my god, he's gonna
f*cking drown in the pool.
- He's on the bike though, right?
So the bike can take him out?
- Is my motorcycle?
- You may still take
actions as the Hangman
if you like.
- Great.
- Have the hangman drive upstairs.
Drive up the stairs.
- Bring my body up there.
- Just draped over.
- So wet.
- Riz that's going to be you.
- I can still communicate with the Hangman
through my thought.
- As you go down.
Riz, that's you, baby.
- Okay, I am going to,
where- god this hall's a mess.
Okay, I guess I'm just gonna peek in
and I will just take a shot at her.
- Go for it.
- Cool.
Please hit.
Oh yeah, that's a 26.
- That's gonna do it.
- Hell yeah.
- 18.
- You see that her ward
had partially regenerated,
you fracture the rest of the ward
and graze her cheek ever so
slightly with the b*llet.
I'm getting very tired of you.
- And then I'd like to use,
I yell, we should spread out
so we don't all get hit by the same spells
and then I'm going to try to,
where am I?
I'm down under the shadow guy?
I'm f*cked.
Cool, I guess I will just.
Bless you.
- This guys coming up the stairs.
- Oh he's coming up the stairs, too?
I'm gonna try to,
I'm gonna try to just move
into this bathroom, I guess?
Just like move back.
- Cool, go for it.
- And hide.
- Go ahead and move your piece, yeah.
- Okay, that guy probably
gets an opportunity attack
on me right?
- You took your action.
Can you take a bonus disengage or no?
- I can't cause I'm gonna hide.
- Okay, yeah gets a swing on you.
Misses.
- Okay, cool.
- And then I'll try to hide.
25 stealth check.
- You are so deep in that toilet.
- I just crawled in the toilet?
- You're in the f*cking upper deck
of the toilet.
- What are you at, Fig?
- Me, what am I at?
I'm at six.
- I pull that dude that's
in there on top of me, so.
- Frozen in air.
- You see Aelwyn vanishes once again.
- Oh f*ck.
- God damn it.
- But she's gonna throw a fire bolt
at Adaine.
Adaine, what's your AC?
- 100.
12.
- 12?
- Yeah.
- Its 14 here, she still manages to hit.
Hits you for 10,
hits you for 19 fire damage.
- f*ck.
- I am down.
- No!
- sh*t.
- Okay.
- God damn it.
- And vanishes.
that is going to be Gorgug.
- f*ck.
Trying to decide which one
- This, the one dude is gonna take
spiritual guardians damage
so if you have a choice, maybe not the guy
who's gonna instantly get.
- Can I do, okay,
can I do an acrobatics check
to see if I can dive through
this window at this guy
past, past Fig.
- Please do.
Please do.
You can do acrobatics or athletics.
- Oh, I'll do athletics for sure.
- Sure.
- And I have advantage
for that.
Oh hold on.
I just want to, yeah.
Oh two 18s.
- Rad.
You effortlessly like
- Plus seven, yeah.
- I watch him soar over me.
- You get an attack
opportunity from that one
which hits you for seven,
for 11 halved to five damage.
Now you're gonna make opposed athletics
with this f*cking fire elemental.
- Okay.
So just roll again?
- Yeah you have to beat a, a 13.
- Okay I'm gonna roll bardic inspiration
so that's 10 plus seven.
So yeah, okay.
- You see Gorgug,
you're like getting
pulled out of the window
by this fire elemental.
Gorgug freaks out and
full f*cking owl bear tackle.
Rush out the second story,
bam, smash into the beer
pong table and destroy it.
- Broke the table, dude.
- EC Dub, EC Dub.
EC Dub.
That's a wrestling reference, guys.
- House party, dude.
This party is getting f*cking wild.
- Does that guy take any damage?
- Yeah, this guy, I'm gonna say,
go ahead and roll two D6 fire damage.
- Two D6 fire damage?
- Oh sorry, two D6 falling damage.
- Okay.
I mean he fell onto.
- Oh nice.
- f*cking three.
- Three, okay.
- And then also,
I mean he's on a wet beer pong table.
- You, by the way, take four fire damage
from touching this fire elemental.
- Okay, and that's not halved?
- That's not halved, no.
- That's not halved.
- Awesome.
Incredible.
That's gonna be.
Oh shadow, go ahead and
have this thing make a save.
It fails its save again.
- Hell yeah.
- Go ahead and roll damage.
- k*ll him.
- He's got to be f*cked.
- Cool, 12.
- You do 12 damage.
You see,
that, uh.
God, I studied philosophy
for so many years,
how am I running out of
things philosophers say.
You see that one of your sort
philosophy people looks at you
and says,
hey, you know, asking the questions,
is the first part,
the second part is f*cking
k*lling the elementals.
- Wait, I'm sorry, what?
- Gimme a second, hold on.
Shadow elemental is fully destroyed.
- Yes, hell yeah.
- Hell yes.
Shadow is gone.
That is now going to be,
so that was its turn,
its turn was dying.
Kristen, that's gonna be you.
- Great, I'm gonna cure wounds on Adaine.
- Bless you, my child.
- As a three, a third level spell.
So then that's three D8s.
Plus 10.
So.
- Sweet.
- I mean I have three third levels.
- Sweet, 23.
- Nice.
- great, thank you.
- Yeah and then I'm
- And you get a little bit
as well.
- Oh yeah, right.
Seven you said?
- Or six.
- That's great.
- Hell yeah.
- You're back up to full.
- Full baby.
And then can I do perception check
to see if I know where her
sister's gonna appear again
so hopefully she'll
encounter my guardians?
- Go ahead, yeah go ahead
and make an insight check.
- 19.
- 19.
You think, you saw her the
moment before she disappeared
looking straight up.
- Oh she's gonna
- Roof.
- Be on the roof.
- okay cool.
Then I can I use my
movement to get on the roof?
Is that an athletics
check out this window?
- Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, that's gonna be an
athletics check out the window.
That's gonna be a DC15 athletics check.
- I'm gonna use this one.
11, no!
- Plus, what's your athletics.
- Which is nothing, two.
So 13.
- Well you don't fail by five or more
so you, so Kristen brings
you back from the brink
of death and its like
heroically jumps out the window,
gets up there and you
just see does that thing
were like a leg can't quite get up out of,
can't quite get up to the next
level.
- Cool.
- Oh you're gonna get Mufasa'd.
- No.
- What did you suggest
the air elemental to do?
- To steal the pocket watch,
to steal Aelwyn's pocket watch.
- Rad, okay.
You guys see that this thing
flies straight up.
and you hear a scuffling
noise on the roof.
- Whoa.
- That's gonna be Fig's turn.
- I would like to ready an action
to cast a spell, like the next time I hear
I hear someone like apparate onto the roof
to cast a spell on that.
- You don't have line of sight to it.
- I don't, I need that,
can I just look up?
I want to do shatter.
- Oh you just want shatter up there?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you can prob—
- Cause I could essentially like,
if where I hear it come from,
I can make that point shatter.
- Okay, make a perception check
to be able to do it without line of sight.
So DC15.
- I got 14.
Okay, so I wouldn't be able to.
- Yeah you can use your movement,
you can try to make a climb check
to get up on the roof.
- I think that I will do that.
Yeah.
- But you're weak, right?
- Yeah, what are you at health wise?
- Don't do it.
- Well first I'm gonna look out the window
and Fabian and give him a healing word.
- Okay dope.
- Oh sweet.
- For, its not gonna be
that much, let me see.
Oh actually, I'll do a higher level one.
I'll give you a healing,
that's not gonna be.
- It will make him not
die, which is great.
- I'll take not dead.
Not dead sounds great.
- Not dying is dope.
- Yeah I'll do.
- You can sh**t people from
the f*cking pool again.
- Yeah.
- Let's see.
- yeah he'll get
two attacks on the.
- I'll do a second,
you know I'll do a third
level healing word.
So its gonna be, two.
Five, seven.
15.
- 15, oh thank you.
- And then I'm gonna try
to climb onto the roof.
- Are you sure?
- By the way, you take another
two points of fire damage.
- Oh actually, you know what, no instead,
if I use healing word,
what is this protection
from fire I can do once
a day from my ruby?
- It would just give you resistance.
So its the same sh*t.
- Okay.
- Go ahead and give me a
DC15 to get up on the roof.
- Wait, so I take another two?
- Are you down to five?
- I'm down to four.
- Okay don't go on the roof.
Don't go on the roof.
- I don't think you should
go on the roof.
- But guys, I feel so impotent.
- You might get permanently k*lled
if they do, if she does
your remaining hit points
and your hit point maximum in one hit.
If she does like 50 damage.
- What can I possibly f*cking do here?
- If you're negative, if
you get hit in one shot
for negative whatever your hit
point maximum is, you're dead
you don't get to roll safety dice.
So if you go up there and she hits you
for like 40 or something,
I don't know what your.
- 46.
- Oh well, she probably
couldn't do that much damage
but maybe.
- Then.
- I'll be up there next
so I could heal you if you do.
- Wait but if I cast a,
if I cast one last thing
and then I'll shut the f*ck up,
if I cast healing word as a bonus action
I can still try and cast?
- Cantrip?
Yeah you can do a cantrip.
- A cantrip.
Is there anyone that I could.
- There's the slime out there.
- Okay, I'm gonna try to do
vicious mockery on the slime.
- Look out the window.
- I look out the window
and f*cking jeer at it.
- What saves that again?
- It is a, I would assume its wisdom
cause that's usually what sh*t is with me.
Yeah, its wisdom.
- This slime looks too
stupid and does not react
to vicious mockery in
any way shape or form.
- Dang it, well I still give it my all.
- Hell yeah.
- Can't do nothing.
- I can't do nothing.
- I can't do nothing.
- Fire thing is gonna hit you, Gorgug,
for another 10 points of
fire damage, not halved
and attempt to get out of the grapple,
no that's actually just
its action to attack you.
That's going to, and then the other one
is up here, its gonna take another,
some swings at Kristen.
- The guardians?
- Spirit guardians.
- Spirit guardians.
- Oh that's right.
Fails it save.
- Nice.
- They have not
made a single save on this.
- f*ck yeah, 15.
- That's kind of f*cked up.
- I can't say that enough,
how much spirit guardians rules.
- Yeah.
- Especially for someone
I never attack.
So its just like this built in attack.
- We kept running around and doing,
we keep like climbing the
stairs looking for Aelwyn,
you're the only one consistently
just hitting everyone.
- A philosophy ghost goes,
epistemology is the study of how we know
what we claim to know, pow!
- Wow, helpful.
I write that down.
- That is and then its gonna
take some swings at you.
Hits one time, deals you
nine points of fire damage.
You are also ignited.
- Cool.
I mean not cool but.
- Fabian, you're back baby.
- Okay.
So I'm currently in a pool on a motorcycle
and what are you at?
- Me?
- Yeah.
- I'm at 39.
- Okay and you're wrestling with a,
so I can see him wrestling
with a fire elemental,
I can see this slime thing in front of me,
I can see Kristen dangling from the roof.
- Yes.
- Okay great.
What to do.
I guess-
I guess, can I ask the Hangman
to drive me to the second
floor of this building?
- Sire, what you wish is my command.
You taking disengage or letting this thing
get a swing on you?
- I'll take the disengage.
- You crash back
steer up the,
go ahead and just give me an acrobatics.
- 17.
- You f*cking,
you guys hear
as Fabian rides his
motorcycle up the stairs.
- This poor unemployed dwarf's house.
He's given everything to his daughter.
- I haven't even thought of that.
- Well his daughter is in a crystal
and we're trying to get her out.
- That's true, that's very true.
- Of the two.
- That's now going to be Adaine.
- I have no choice but to attempt
to climb onto the roof.
- Go for it.
- I do not have the skills for this
and yet.
- Roll those sleeves up.
- I'm like hanging there like,
you can do it, your
sisters a piece of sh*t.
- Do you have acrobatics or athletics?
- I have minus two athletics.
So acrobatics it is.
- Can you climb on me to make it easier?
- Can, oh yeah, can she help me?
- Someone else would have to chosen
to take the help action.
- f*ck.
- You know what, I'll
go ahead and give you
a plus two bonus because
you're trying to beat a 15.
- Okay.
- Maybe one of her spirit
guardians gives you—
- I got a 12.
- Plus two?
- 14.
- Yeah I got a 10 plus two,
so 14.
- One away.
So you're hanging, you're
just both hanging there
off the roof.
- Its all on the shoulders
of the tornado elemental now.
- Slime comes over to help
the fire fight Gorgug.
Riz, that's you, baby.
- Oh boy, okay.
Oh boy.
Okay.
I'm gonna climb out of the toilet.
The way I start every one of my turns.
- Quick, jump in the toilet,
compose yourself, get
your thoughts together,
jump back out.
- Siobhan, Siobhan's character
goes to ethereal realms,
Murph's character goes to toilets.
- Oh wait, I didn't cast blink.
I didn't.
- Oh, go for it.
- I still have blink.
I did not blink.
- Cool, got ya.
Great, great.
- Okay, cool.
- Blink is so cool.
- I'm gonna join my
friends out on the side
of the roof.
Actually, I would like to,
and tell me if this some bullshit.
I would like to try to hang on the side
and like, I want to try to get up there,
I would like to try to sh**t
and then I would try use a hide action
and like go back down.
- Uh if you can make the acrobatic check
to get up there, I'll allow it.
- Cool.
That's a 16.
- That makes it.
- Hell yeah.
- Cool.
- You pop up there.
- So I just want to look,
I want to look with my little goblin eyes.
- Look with your little goblin eyes.
- Holy sh*t, hold on.
You see Aelwyn struggling
with the air elemental
on the roof.
- Great off, baby.
- Dope.
- Finally,
my seductive suggestions.
- Riz, you jump out there,
go ahead and do your hit,
take your shot.
- Don't hit the elemental.
- I'm gonna take a shot at her.
Come on.
22.
- That's a hit.
- Hell yeah.
- So much damage.
- Oh I did so bad.
I rolled three twos and a one.
Four, six, seven.
11 damage.
- She looks right at you.
- f*ck, then I'm gonna try to hide.
I'm just gonna try to go.
- Oh go for it, yeah make a hide.
- 16.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Aelwyn looks right at you.
I gonna need you to make
a reflex saving throw.
- Reflex, you mean dexterity?
- Sorry, dexterity saving throw.
You're trying to beat a 15.
- Okay.
Come on.
21.
- Do you have evasion or no?
- What is evasion?
- Rouge ability, I don't think,
maybe you don't get it yet.
- Oh no I don't get that.
Oh where I would take no
damage instead of half damage?
- Yes.
- is this a spell attack
or is this just an area of effect.
- Area of effect.
- Okay, so I can't half this.
Well I'll take half, I guess.
Because I.
- So many dice.
- You take 14 points of damage.
- Ow.
- A lighting bolt erupts from her fingers,
she's gonna use her movement
to try to take that stopwatch back.
She doesn't do it.
- Oh it has, the elemental
has the stopwatch?
- The elemental has wrested
the stopwatch from her hand.
- Oh but I didn't even tell the elemental
what to do with it or anything.
- That's hilarious.
- It just has it.
- I thought maybe if we
just got it out of her hands it be enough.
- That is now going to be Gorgug.
That's your turn.
- Okay.
Am I on fire?
- You are on fire, sorry yes.
So you take.
- Did we have homework?
- You take another five
fire damage.
- Okay and that's not halved, right?
- Not halved.
- so I'm at 34.
Look, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna.
Not disengage but I want
to try to acrobatics
up the chimney.
- That's a great idea.
- They're gonna get
swings on you.
Acrobatics up the chimney.
Fire one crits.
- Jesus.
- Oh f*ck.
- f*ck.
- And that's gonna be
Seven, seven is 14 plus,
five, 19 points of fire damage to you.
Slime misses.
So this one.
You are fully engulfed in flames,
hoodie in fire.
Go ahead and make your athletics check.
I'll say DC15 gets you half way,
DC20 gets you to the top of the roof.
- Okay.
Or can I do athletics?
Yeah, you said athletics.
- Athletics yeah, athletics.
- Okay, I got a 24.
- Nice.
- 25.
- Gorgug leaps on the elemental
just pounding your flesh
hands into the chimney,
smashing through brick you
you are on the f*cking roof, my man.
- And I couldn't snatch
it with this turn, still?
- You used your movement to get out,
you took the hit.
So you can snatch the watch.
- Can I try to snatch the watch?
- Make an opposed athletics.
You have to beat a 14.
- I did that, yes.
- You run up to this tornado cheerleader,
snatch the stop watch.
- Can I press it?
- Press the button.
Time resets.
All the Hudol kids see,
so in other words,
all the fire and water
splashing and everything
suddenly time resets and.
So like what they say was like,
motorcycle, fight
all happen in less than
two seconds of their time
and you see that all of them say,
I say, its a regular rumble.
And magic starts to appear
around all of their f*cking hands
- Oh my god, click the watch again.
- Its a good thing.
- That's going to be,
that's shadow and shadow's dead.
- Hell yeah.
- That's going to be.
Kristen, that's your turn.
- Great, I climb up onto the roof
and get as close to her as I can.
- Give me the check, DC15.
- Alright.
Jesus.
Two, its a two.
With athletics is another, so four.
- You take eight points of falling damage.
Your a*s smashes into the brick patio
as you lose your grip.
- God damn it.
Okay.
Okay.
Then I am going to.
Sprint and jump on the
motorcycle with Fabian
if I can do that, cause he's
just going up those stairs.
- So you, run up the stairs,
Kristen jumps on the back of the hangman.
- Oh Kristen.
- Okay and then I'm gonna heal,
Oh you're really low, right?
- 15.
- Yeah, yeah
okay then I'm gonna do cure wounds
but I don't think I have a third slot.
So I'm gonna have to do it as a second.
- Kristen, you also take,
sorry I keep forgetting this,
but you take another two
points of fire damage.
That is going to be.
- Oh uh this, I have to heal him.
- Oh go for it, yeah.
- So its.
Let's see.
That's, 13 plus 10 is 23.
- 23?
Oh oh.
- And then I also get.
- I don't have any more spell slots.
I know I wanted to fly out there,
I thought it would of been dope
but I don't have any more spell slots.
- Thanks for letting me ride with you.
- You cure those hit points,
Fabian you are healed by
Kristen on the back of the bike.
- Thank you.
- No worries, dawg.
- Dawg?
- Gorgug, you are dealt
nine, so then four,
and then 13, so six damage.
So 10 damage over all.
- Okay, I'm at four.
- Gorgug.
- You're at four?
- Yeah, I got f*cked up in the last turn.
- Hey but he unfroze time.
- That's gonna be Fig.
- Okay, can I lean out the window
and try and get line of sight on the roof?
- No way.
- Okay can I do another perception?
I just want to cast shatter on where
she's standing.
- and make her fall.
- Where she's standing?
Give me a perception check,
if you beat a 15 you can do it.
Cause you're doing it
without line of sight.
- Two.
f*ck.
- You can make the,
you can try to make the
athletics to get up there.
- You're also so f*cked up, too.
- Yeah, then we have,
we'll have two dead bodies on the roof.
- God I just want to do something.
I guess I will,
where are you Fabian?
Oh you're on the thing.
- We're coming up the stairs.
Right up here.
- Right yeah,
you guys are coming up the stairs.
- You could, maybe, if
you're in that window
wink at Fabian as we come up these stairs.
- You also can probably hit
these guys out the window
or cure wounds yourself.
- You could crawl through the window
and get to where Fabian is going to be.
You know but make a call,
what do you want to do?
- I'm gonna,
I guess I'm gonna cast
healing word on myself
and join you guys.
- Cool, you pull yourself into the window,
cast healing word on yourself.
You rush in through here.
That's going to be the fire elemental's
one turn to take some swings.
- It gets guardians.
- And I wink at, I wink at Fabian.
I think you still have
a bardic inspiration.
- It fails.
They have not made a single save
against this remarkable spell.
- Remarkable spell.
- That is just a 10.
Just a 10.
- Just a 10.
- How's it looking?
- Its looking f*cked up.
Another philosopher comes out and says,
axiology is the study of value
pertaining to both aesthetics and ethics.
f*ck up this fire elemental.
It turns around, its gonna
take two swings at Fabian.
One of those is a crit.
- Thank you for healing me.
- No worries.
- Fabian, you take 11, you
take 14 points of fire damage.
This thing gets up roars up the side.
- sh*t.
- oh no.
- Its gonna
take two swings at Gorgug.
- Gorgug.
- Hits Gorgug for six points of damage.
- Total?
- Total.
- I'm down.
- You aren't enraged,
its not like a half?
- Not its not halved.
Gorgug is down.
Fabian, that's you, baby.
- Okay, I would like to rev my,
I'd like, can I take the Hangman's turn,
like we're in this area, right?
- Actually, make an insight check,
both Fabian and Kristen.
- Mine is a one.
- 13.
- Hangman is a magical item.
These elementals are resistant
to non magical items.
- Can I ram it though?
- Yes, you absolutely can ram it.
- Because we're on like a edge,
can I try and push it out of the window?
- Absolutely can.
- Fantastic.
- Go ahead
and make an attack roll
as though you were making
it with your rapier.
- Hell yeah.
- That's very, its very high, 24.
- Go ahead and roll two
D6 plus your dex modifier.
- Can I borrow D6?
Thank you.
- Yes.
- Two sixes.
- Two sixes and a five, so 17.
- Hangman goes,
you know nothing of the flame.
out through the second story window,
a rocketing thing of flame,
all the Hudol guys, oh my.
- And can I shout down to
all the Hudol children?
- Yes, you can.
- Members of the Hudol academy.
There is a matter of great consequence
happening upon the roof of this building.
I ask that you turn all your attention
to the roof of this house.
- A request humbly and eloquently made.
One to be answered.
you see.
- These guys are such dorks.
- Fabian is the like most fighter fighter
of all fighters and he
speaks these nerds language
so well.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Incredible, Fabian you also take,
oh no, you're not ignited.
- Oh great.
- Adaine, its gonna be you.
- I mean, I have no choice
but try to climb up on
this f*cking roof again.
- You could-
- The flying Hudol students are gonna
give you an advantage on this roll.
- Excellent.
Thank you flying Hudol students.
- Hellions.
- Oh.
- 15.
Thank god because the other one was a one.
- Oh, baby.
- Gorgug is gone.
- Where, am I gone?
- No you're on the roof, fallen.
You clamber to the roof to
see your fallen companion.
- I go into a rage.
- Go into.
Honestly, yeah.
Adaine, you fully just lose it.
You f*cking like hulk out,
you remember like just braining
Doreen with a f*cking ladle.
- I am going to punch
my sister in the face.
- Okay.
- I don't f*cking give a
f*ck about magic anymore
I am going to punch her in the face.
- Go ahead and make an attack,
go ahead and make an attack roll.
- Yes.
- What is that plus?
- Your dexterity modifier
and your proficiency.
- 18.
- That's a hit.
- Hell yeah.
- f*ck you, b*tch.
- I need you to tell me-
so its, what's your strength modifier?
- Minus two.
- Minus two, so you punch her in the face.
What are you f*cking insane?
- I yes, I'm f*cking insane.
You make me f*cking insane.
- Slime honestly has
nothing that slime can do.
Slime slimes over here.
- Slime slimes over here.
- Slime slimes.
- Did I do any damage to her?
- Uh yes, minimal amount of damage to her.
But she looks partially hurt.
That's now going to be, Riz, that's you.
- Cool.
I'm going to then.
Okay, I will just sh**t at Aelwyn.
- Go for it.
- 14.
f*ck.
Okay, then I guess I hide again.
- Uh.
- What's up?
- Oh nevermind, I can't say.
- Go for the hide.
- Yeah.
f*cking 15.
- I'm gonna need you to make another
I'm gonna need you to make
another reflex saving throw,
or dexterity saving throw.
- Alright.
Nat one.
- 28 points of damage.
- Dead.
- Riz, bam.
Hits the middle of the deck.
- Hudol students, aid that man.
- The Ball?
- Yes, The Ball, yes The Ball.
Words gotten around.
- You watch as your
sister kills your friend.
Lightning unleashes from her hand.
Gorgug, I'm gonna need you
to make a death saving throw.
- Cool.
Oh, 16.
- Cool, success.
- Success, baby.
- That's going to be Kristen.
- Great, okay.
We are, where are we?
We're kind of like in
the hallway upstairs?
- Are we closer to the
window after the ramming?
- Yes, you are closer to the window.
- Cool, can I get up on the roof
with advantage from the Hudols?
- Take with advantage, yes.
- Hudollians.
- 20, nat 20.
- You clamber up, jump up.
You are on the roof.
- Great, okay.
I am going to run pretty close here
so that my thing will
affect all three of them.
- Oh hell yeah.
- Yeah, b*tch.
- Hell yeah.
- and then
I'm gonna try to heal Gorgug with a.
- Oh I get what you're saying.
- I have another second level.
So that's just two
but whatever this is plus 10, right?
Can I do that?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
f*ck yeah!
20.
- Gorgug is back, baby
- He's back.
- That's going to be.
- Gorgug's back.
Get up.
- Wake me.
Nevermind.
- Grab the timepiece from him.
- Yeah I was gonna say,
should I be holding the thing?
- Its in my hand.
- Since he's closer to death?
- Yeah.
- Can I use like
a last thing to do like.
- Yeah you can
grab the stopwatch from him.
- And then I put it in my shirt.
I'm already wearing military dog tags
cause I think its cool and
I put the watch on that.
- You see, on the next turn,
the water elemental reappears
and the air elemental flies back in.
They were sent away,
they made their saves and came back.
Fig, that's going to be.
Oh sorry, the air elemental's gonna take
some more swings at Gor,
oh on the beginning of its turn,
its makes its save.
- Oh damn.
- And its going to hit.
- Still takes half damage, I think.
- Yeah it takes half damage, right.
- For 15 down to seven.
And six.
Halved.
- Yeah it takes—
oh sorry.
- Seven and six damage.
- It will take half damage.
- it will take half.
- Go ahead and roll half damage.
- So that's seven nine,
it takes four damage.
- That is now going to be.
- Back at seven.
- back at seven.
That's going to be Fig.
- So if I went through the chimney
and climbed up, would
that be an easier roll
than trying to jump onto the?
- You have advantage
with jumping on the roof.
- The Huedall students
are all lifting you up.
- Yeah but what would it
be to go through here?
- Make the roll.
- There's no entrance to.
Oh is there?
- The entrance is not the second floor,
you just go down to the first floor.
- No there's a little.
- No, that's a chest and drawers.
- Armoire.
- Make a roll.
- Okay, so okay, but I get advantage
cause the Hudol students?
Okay, come on.
I got.
I didn't get it.
Wait, what do I add to it?
- You have to get 15.
- Athletics or acrobatics.
- Acrobatics.
- Oh you can add, so that's 13.
- No, that's 13.
- They try to give you a hand,
you're stuck there.
You can make a perception
and try to cast shatter if you want?
- Wait, if I'm stuck hanging on them,
do I at least have
- You have line of sight, yeah
- Line of sight, okay.
Then I'm gonna cast,
then I'm gonna cast shatter.
- On Aelwyn and.
- Aelwyn and anything,
and the people around her.
In a 10 foot radius around her.
- Is that.
- Cool.
- But specifically just.
- Just hitting the
elemental and her, gotcha.
They make saves.
- Its constitution saving throw.
- They both fail.
- Yes.
Okay, so then I do
oh I'm doing this.
This is a third level,
so its actually four D8.
- f*ck yeah.
- Anyone want
to lend me a D8?
- Yeah, how many do you need?
- f*ck her up.
- I think she's.
- Okay.
Oh that's good, okay.
Okay.
Six, five, eleven,
wait 15, 17.
They each take 17 damage.
- They each take 17 damage?
The air elemental.
- So does the roof honestly.
- Air elemental is gone.
- f*ck yeah.
- um.
the and Aelwyn is looking f*cking hurt.
- Yeah.
- She is looking unbelievably hurt.
Fire elementals are going to go.
This ones gonna take a swing at you, Fig.
- Wisdom saving throw.
- It takes the wisdom saving throw, first.
- Oh.
It takes damage.
- Hell yeah, 20.
20 points of damage.
- Yes!
- That f*cking saves my a*s.
- It is the discourse that matters
by discussing these issues
we come to a greater understanding
of not necessarily the truth
but of ourselves within the truth.
- I'm furiously writing all
this down over the words
in my corn bible.
- Fabian, that's you.
- So I'd like to get on
the roof with my friends.
- Go for it.
- You have advantage.
- Are you bringing your motorcycle?
- Great, 15 plus eight.
- Oh cool.
You're gonna have to leave the Hangman.
- That's fine.
And then I would like to
attempt to grapple Aelwyn.
- Awesome, great.
- Are you gonna try and kiss her again?
- No, no, no.
- You rush up, go ahead
and make an opposed
athletics check.
You need to beat a one.
- I do.
- You rush up,
its not clear to,
Adaine, you can see their
misty on the ethereal plane,
it looks like Fabian
just jumped your sister
and they're like making out or something,
it doesn't make you feel great
but you are tussling on the roof together.
- Gross.
- Just stay down, stay down.
- Not right now.
- No, I'm not trying to do that.
Just give up.
- Adaine you snap out
of the ethereal plane.
- I would like cast
Tasha's Hideous Laughter
on my sister and as she's grappled
and maybe doesn't know what's happening
do I get advantage on that roll?
- Or would she get
disadvantage on her save?
- Gets her disadvantage on her save.
Which is a wisdom saving throw.
- I think on attack spells
you would get advantage.
- But so she's prone,
I don't think she gets
a disadvantage here.
I'm gonna roll.
What's the DC on this?
- Its my DC, so 15.
- Let's bring out the box of doom.
Box of doom is used for important rolls
here on Fantasy High.
Aelwyn Abernant, sister
of Adaine Abernant,
is about to make a saving throw
against Tasha's hideous laughter.
Party's at low hit points,
Riz is down, many have already dropped.
She gets a plus four to this roll.
She rolls an eleven or
higher, she succeeds.
If she rolls a 10 or lower, she fails.
Eight.
- f*ck you b*tch.
Yeah you laugh, b*tch,
you f*cking laugh.
- You see.
You see as Aelwyn grapples with Fabian,
she turns and you manifest
out of the ethereal plane.
Spell energy blasts towards her.
You see that she goes,
Are you casting,
you're casting Tasha's Hideous Laughter?
Spell, wouldn't work on me
in a million f*cking years.
its such a stupid spell, you cast it on me
on your first day and
- Oh my god, Hudol boys,
do you see that she full,
she fell for Tasha's Hideous Laugher?
- Landing in their flight and levitation
all the Hudol boys surround her.
Oh my.
A first level spell.
No, no.
That won't do at all.
You see that she goes
you see all them turn
to look at you and say,
Were you able to subject Aelwyn Abernant
to a simple elementary enchantment?
- Adaine Abernant, how do you do?
- My names Percival.
My names Hector.
My names Walter, hello.
Very nice to meet you.
Well that's rather remarkable.
You see that Aelwyns, she's going.
all of the elementals.
Disappear and vanish, so she
loses control of her spells.
I'm going to need
- I'm like crying a little bit
because I finally f*cking bested her.
- Yes.
- She's like clawing at her hair.
Its not funny at all.
- Its pretty funny.
- No.
- pretty funny.
Guess what else is funny?
And then I reach into her pocket
and pull out the Palimpsest.
Oops, b*tch.
- And that's where we're gonna end today
on Fantasy High.
Tune in next week
for the exciting conclusion.
- I think you all well know
where I got the idea from.
- He is not gonna be happy.
- A diplomats child
cannot be taken into custody.
- Hey mom, I know about dad.
- Guys, I broke the case, alright.
- The spell has a very disturbing name.
It is called detect maiden.
- So Zelda's in danger.
- Oh K V X.
- Oh.
- f*ck!
- Hi, I'm Penny.
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.