- Welcome, one and all
To another episode of "a crown of candy."
I'm your dungeon master,
brennan lee mulligan.
With me are some of our intrepid heroes.
Say hi, intrepid heroes.
- No, we don't have time for this.
- Yeah, right.
- Let's get right into it.
- Too much murdering to do, let's go.
- Okay.
We are going to not start
by rolling initiative.
You see before you castle candy,
The town of dulcington beneath
And we see all the various peoples.
And you see that in fact,
the environs of castle candy
Extend not just in our board
But at the borders of it as well.
We're gonna resolve some stuff
Before we jump straight into battle.
Let's go ahead and start with theobald.
- Okay.
- Go ahead, theobald, and
roll initiative for me,
If you'd be so kind, just you.
- Okay. Do i get any kind
of surprise for like-
- You're gonna get a surprise
round on them, absolutely.
- Okay, sweet.
Okay, come on, for once,
do good on initiative.
Okay, 11. I will take that.
- Excellent, they're gonna roll.
They rolled a natural three.
Go ahead and take your surprise round.
- Oh my god.
You made a huge mistake
not k*lling me first,
You stupid little muffins.
I'm going to cast, now i have w*r magic,
Which means i can cast a
cantrip to do green flame blade
And also still do two attacks,
So i'm gonna attack the
first guy with advantage
Because of sprinkle.
That is an 18 to hit.
- That hits!
- Okay, so that is-
- Do you have advantage
on a surprise round, too?
- Oh, i get advantage anyway.
- That's true, yeah.
- I'm not gonna use sprinkle.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Okay.
That is 15, 20 damage to the first guy.
- Dropped.
- Hell yeah.
- Whoa!
- And the next guy's gonna
take some fire damage
From green flame blade.
He takes six damage.
- Okay, not dropped.
- Then i'm gonna take an attack on him.
- f*ck him up!
- That is another 18 to hit.
- That hits.
- That is another 10 damage.
- You've done 16 to him?
You did six and then-
- Yes.
- Dropped. That's the surprise round.
There is one left standing.
- Okay.
- You go first. You go before him.
- Sweet. Sprinkle, help me out here.
I'm gonna cast green flame blade again.
- Okay.
- That is 25 to hit.
- That does it.
- Okay.
- Oh, i love the new theo.
- That is five damage. Does it go?
Okay, it's just one, five,
10 damage on the first attack.
- Okay.
- All right. This is just the
regular non-Advantage one.
Come on.
That is a 14 to hit.
- 14 hits.
- Nice.
Another eight damage.
- Theo, they have locked
you in an iron-Barred door
With the body of sir toby,
One of the knights of north-Gumbia.
They laugh outside.
In a swirling helix of
candian magic energy,
You reach back into all
the lessons you learned
As candia's eldritch knight,
Sworn to the protection of its archmage.
The door explodes off its hinges
and as their faces follow,
You slide with sprinkle at your side.
The battlepop explodes with
bright candy neon energy
And all of these muffinfield
soldiers are dead
Before they even have a
chance to draw their weapons.
- Amazing.
- What does theo do?
- I rush
towards, i guess, the...
I'm gonna start running
towards the king's quarters.
- Okay.
- But if i see any fighting
along the way or whatever,
I'm looking for amethar
and the princesses.
- Okay.
- 'cause i assume they're still here.
- Give me an investigation check.
- Oh boy.
Nat one.
- Okay.
You find caramelinda.
- Okay.
- She looks at you. She is walking.
And she goes, "well, supper's
getting cold, so i don't know
Where the princesses
think they've gone but-"
- My queen, we're being
attacked by calroy's soldiers.
- What?
- There's some kind of,
something is going on.
Where's the king, where are the princesses
And why are you not with guards right now?
You need to come with me.
- We're in the castle.
Sir theo, calm yourself.
- There is an attack. Toby was k*lled.
- You see some soldiers
walk around the corner
Wearing muffinfield colors,
With the symbol of house cruller.
- Can i do an insight check?
- Yes, you can. And sprinkle's
gonna give you advantage.
- Okay.
16.
- 16.
You look at caramelinda and
see a look of true confusion
And consternation in
her eyes and she goes,
"have you lost the princesses again?"
And you see the soldiers drawing crossbows
As they train their guard on the queen.
- I stand in front of her.
- You jump in front of her.
These guys take shots at you.
That is, one of them is going to hit you
For six points of damage.
- Okay, so minus two?
- Minus three. Yeah.
- Minus three, so three.
- Crossbow goes up.
The queen screams and says,
"what is the meaning of
this? This is sir theobald
So everyone lower your weapons at once!"
These muffinfield soldiers have
no expression on their face
As they train on you and the queen.
- Okay, i charge forward
at the crossbow guys.
- Awesome, go ahead and
give me a perception check.
- Can sprinkle help, or just me?
- Sprinkle can help.
- Okay.
Nat 20.
- You hear the sound of a
lot more soldiers coming.
- My queen, we need to get out of here.
I just put the brakes
on after running at them
And start running back the other way.
- Okay, i'm gonna roll a
wisdom check for our queen.
You've explained what's going
on, but it's very confusing.
The queen turns and runs after you.
- Great.
- Cool, you sprint away from these guys.
They give chase, firing crossbows.
Go ahead and give me a history check.
- Okay.
Um, 16.
- You turn a corner with the queen
And there is a secret door that
you know about in the castle
Right next to you, candelabra, lever.
- Sweet, pull it.
- You and the queen (claps
hands) slam into there,
And she goes, "what is happening?"
- I found toby in his quarters, m*rder*d,
Suddenly fighting in the castle,
Was attacked by muffin guards.
Either calroy has been
betrayed or he betrayed us.
- You hear a noise from
out in the halls going,
"caramelinda!
I'm afraid your dear
husband, or i suppose,
Seeing that your marriage
never truly transpired,
The man who made b*stards
of your daughters,
Had an unfortunate fall.
Where are you?"
Caramelinda looks at you with eyes wide
And there is a spiral
staircase going down.
- We shouldn't take the
bait. We should go down.
- She looks.
- There's a good chance he's bluffing.
We know of all the good
qualities of king amethar,
Perhaps his greatest is that
he's very difficult to k*ll.
- You race down
the spiral staircase.
We're gonna go to ruby.
You are racing up
invisibly from dulcington.
Invisibility has not broken on you.
- So i feel jet's life slip away.
I would like to turn and run
towards the stone circle.
- You turn and run
towards the stone circle.
Cumulous, as you are
running through the forest
Back to the castle, i want
you to give me a stealth check
With advantage and i want you
to give me a perception check.
- I got a 20, not nat.
- 20 not nat.
- I'm also invisible still.
- 17.
- 17, okay, you see cumulous
running past you, ruby,
But he does not see you.
- Great.
- Cool, you get to the stone circle.
- I scream, "bring her back!
I know you can bring her back.
What is the point of having magic
If i can't bring her back?
Please."
- "i'm so sorry.
This world is a world
Of loss and cruelty.
It is ruled over by the
bulb that shines above
And the hungry one below.
I can't bring her back.
There might be a way to
bring all of you to her.
Go north, the secrets of
candia are still strong
In the great stone candy mountains.
That's where i am."
- Okay.
- "and it's where your sister is waiting."
Disappears.
- Am i, where, sorry,
where's the stone circle-
- The stone circle is
actually out past here.
- Okay
- So you would have to head-
- Okay, then i'll head into the castle.
- You rush to the castle
as fast as you can.
- Still sneaking 'cause
clearly something's going on.
- Yeah, you hear voices behind you.
And you see a dull, yellow
glow of a green mace
And a carrot paladin saying,
"the castle lies ahead.
Our mission stands before us, brothers."
- Is he alone?
- Oh, he's got about
30 knights behind him.
- f*ck!
- You make your way back to the castle.
Go ahead and give me a perception check,
And yak is flying overhead
and giving you advantage.
- That is two nat 20s.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- It is two nat 20s.
- Holy sh*t.
- Confirmed.
- What the f*ck?
- I'm gonna say with two nat 20s, you...
- What the f*ck!
- You, cumulous, feel
the presence behind you
Of the sugar-Plum fairy
briefly returning to the glade.
You approach invisibly and
as you do so, a wind kicks up
And ruby glows a deep burning
red that only you can see.
Invisible, that no one
else can see anything,
But you see a little bit
of glow just on the grass
From where ruby has stepped
That fades a moment after her foot leaves.
You look down with those two nat 20s,
Get to the edge of the chasm
that separates the main keep
And then the court and the
bailey of castle candy.
You look down and see your father's body
Exactly where it has
landed by the parapet.
- Oh my god, how can both of...
I run to him.
- You begin to run.
Cumulous, with that two nat
20s you see that as well.
And you see amethar lying at the bottom,
His body sort of, you know.
- You know, just-
- Astride in the field.
You begin to go down.
What does cumulous do?
- I see the red glow, but
do i know that it's her?
- Mm-Mm.
- I think cumulous stealths after them.
Runs to the king as well.
- Runs to the king as well.
You start running to the king.
Liam, you're in a rope trick.
- Okay.
- In a tear-Away lingerie store.
- Tear-Away lingerie.
- Tear-Away lingerie.
You look through the rope trick
after jet's spirit departs.
Her body is still here,
The locket of the sweetest
heart around her neck,
Flickerish, the twizzling
blade at her side.
The water steel poison
finishes its horrible work
On her body and she is lifeless.
The glow fades from the rope trick.
You see the ceresian assassins speaking.
Two of them have already fled.
Ciabatta holds his side.
The other assassin speaks to him says,
"imperator, are you all right?"
You see he goes,
"something in the darkness
i could not see attacked."
"imperator, our eyes,
They have been treated with alfredi's-"
"i know. Something darker than darkness.
That little witch boy
is out there somewhere
Or perhaps more of alfredi's tricks."
You see the guy nods and
ciabatta shakes it off and says,
"well, alfredi's tricks stopped
At the end of that hangman's noose.
We don't have her to worry about anymore.
But i will say, it's a
shame we don't have any more
Of these water steel daggers.
Should've gotten that secret
from her before she died."
And you see he leaves here.
You guys, or rather, liam, you
watch them leave this place,
And you are alone in the rope trick.
- Okay. I pop
out of the rope trick.
We drop down. Can i investigate that glow?
- Yeah.
- I think i have advantage from...
- I don't think it's advantage.
You can just roll investigation.
- That's a nine.
- Do you have detect traps and snares?
- No.
- You open it, and there's
A little alchemically-Treated
rock that creates a glow.
- Okay, i take jet's body.
- Mm-Hmm.
- And i ceremonially wrap it
In tear-Away lingerie,
Almost like i'm embalming it,
and i climb down from up there
To a different corner
of the lingerie store
And i open up a cabinet
and i place her in there
And i take the swizzling,
i take the blade,
I take the locket, i take
everything like hardware
That ruby may want and put it in my pack.
- Okay.
- And i leave her body in there.
- Yeah.
- And i take off
stealthily into the night.
- Give me a stealth check.
- Advantage, 'cause i have...
- Oh, 'cause you're
invisible in the darkness?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
Go ahead and roll with advantage.
- Yeah. It's like 22, 21.
- Cool, and go ahead and give me either,
You can give me a survival
or investigation check.
- Okay.
- Actually, roll this with advantage too
'cause you've got a locket.
- Okay.
16.
- You hold the locket
and follow it to ruby,
And you can't see her, but
the shadows wrap around you.
This little peppermint
ranger,
Move quickly through town.
It is now about 4:30, five
o'clock in the morning.
You see ruby heading
down into the crevasse.
Cumulous, you head down there,
all of you head down there.
Amethar, you are crawling
out of the crater
And just manage to stand
When you see a pair of dull
red glowing footsteps approach
(mimics footsteps tapping
ground) across purple candy.
- Pops, it's me. I think jet's dead.
- I know, i-
- What are we gonna do?
- And i kneel down and give
her the warmest, softest,
Most comforting hug i can imagine.
- I'm gonna f*cking k*ll them.
I'm gonna f*cking k*ll all of them.
I'm gonna f*cking k*ll their children,
And i'm gonna come for them,
And i will bury their houses in the sea.
- Thanks for including me, guys.
- Oh.
- Liam!
- Hey, oh, i thought you
knew i was here, sorry.
- No, it's just, come here.
Three-Way hug.
- Two invisible people hugging.
- I look them both in their eyes and say,
"vengeance is only worth
it if we k*ll them."
- Who all's here?
- Cruller.
- Cruller?
- He's part of it.
- He's your best friend!
- We don't have time to get into that.
We need to get out of here.
We need to find theobald.
We need to find cumulous.
- I've been standing
here for quite a while.
- Whoa, whoa!
- I wanted to let you have your moment.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Oh, here, ruby. I hid jet's body.
- Thank you.
- Because i couldn't
run fast enough with it,
But we can definitely do something.
I did what i could with eight
Or nine pairs of tear-Away lingerie.
- She would've loved that.
- Here's her blade.
- Oh no.
- And here's the other
half of your twin necklace.
Those are the only two things
I thought to bring you right off the bat.
- You should keep the neck, you should...
Jet would want you to keep...
- What?
- The locket.
I can't do anything with, it
needs another, it doesn't...
- Okay, i've been wanting to
accessorize for a long time.
- I think it'll look cool on
you. You can be a necklace guy.
- I put it on, it's like a choker.
- You look cool.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, you can maybe
wear it as a bracelet.
- I kinda like, i just-
- Okay, just whatever you want.
- I just kinda like this, actually.
- However you feel. Yeah, yeah.
- A door opens in the side of the wall.
Siobhan, this is flickerish,
the twizzling blade.
- Okay.
- This is locket of the sweetest heart.
- This doesn't feel good.
- Emotionally brutal.
- Truly.
- Getting handed cards
is never, it's painful.
- Yeah, the mechanics of this is-
- A door opens in the side
of the chasm, a secret door,
And you see caramelinda and
theo step out of the doorway.
- I need a, can i immediate
perception check on caramelinda?
- Do you wanna do insight or perception?
- Uh, perception.
- Do perception.
- Oh, sorry.
- I would like to do an
insight check on her.
- Yeah, go for it.
- Can i use yak?
- Yeah.
- Great.
I got a 22.
- Just a 7.
- 23.
- You look at your mother
and see a horrified woman.
You see your mom.
- Mom, jet's dead.
I'm sorry, i think it's my fault.
- No, what?
- I think it's my fault jet's dead.
- What do you mean she's dead?
- Jet's dead.
It was an ambush, we got
trapped and there were,
They stabbed us, and i-
- It was ciabatta.
It was ciabatta and
three other bread people.
- Well, where is she?
- We went to find something
that someone promised to you.
- What?
- The tear-Away lingerie lady
That you know so well
had something for you.
- I don't know a tear-Away lingerie-
- Your best friend who gives you-
- I don't know a tear-Away lingerie lady!
- She gives you all
your tear-Away lingerie!
- My lingerie is thick!
- We have to stop screaming.
- You hear noises up in the castle above.
- I rip off my lingerie.
- You see that caramelinda
looks and says, "theo, where?"
- They're here, i saw the carrot paladin.
I saw him. He had 20 or
30 men with him and...
- How many men do we have? How
many men and women, how many-
- How many people were loyal to cal?
How many people were not?
- Caramelinda looks and says,
"we sent the vast majority
Of the tartguard and the
armies of the house of rocks
North to help jawbreaker.
Cal said that if jawbreaker
fell, that would be it,
So he advised that we send as many of..."
- Oh, god!
- So the soldiers here are loyal to cal.
- "well, there weren't soldiers.
We were a skeleton guard for a time,
But cal was kind enough to, he, no..."
- We have to leave.
- Oh god, we have to leave.
- Is manta ray jack still
in the harbor? Or would i...
- He said he was gonna be here all night.
He said he wasn't gonna
leave without you guys.
- Great.
- We have to make it to the harbor.
- I have to go track that paladin.
- Not today, liam. Liam, liam.
- Please liam, i can't
lose another, please!
- Do you wanna k*ll him, or
do you wanna die fighting?
- I wanna k*ll him.
- Not today.
- That'll come another time.
Where is the princess's body?
- Hidden away in that place in-
- Dulcington.
- In dulcington.
I wrapped her and i put her in a place
That no one would find her
And we can go get her if you want.
- You guys begin to hear
horns in the castle above
And see torches being lit,
and you hear the barking.
- We need to go now.
We can stop by there on the way. Come on.
And i take off, stealthily.
- Okay.
- Toward dulcington.
- I, as we go, would like
to cast prestidigitation
To put weird smells in our path,
Like anise that the dogs
Will be attracted to, that
they won't be attracted to us.
- Hell yeah, that's a free disadvantage
On their track checks.
- Great.
- You guys go.
I'm going to say something right now.
Ruby and amethar are both
mortally, mortally injured.
You guys know that time is of the essence
And that already the
search has begun for you,
But you also know that if you
do not tend to these wounds,
The possibility of death
will be much higher.
So you are very hidden
right now, and in fact,
Through the secret door, you
know there's another staircase
Under the castle that goes to another exit
Outside of the castle walls
So you don't have to crawl all
the way back up this chasm.
- Okay.
- So i will say right now that
you have a decision to make
About whether to tend to
these wounds as best you can
And risk the situation
worsening dramatically
Or taking your chances
While both of you are on death's door.
- Can i use my mage
hand to hold my guts in?
- Theobald.
- Yeah?
- Do you think we wait an hour?
- I think we need to go.
Ruby, i could potentially carry you,
If you can hold your wound.
- I mean, i am 100%
about leaving instantly.
But if we get in a scrap, it's
the three of you in the front
And the three of us in
the back, is that...
- I will get the rest of you out of here.
- Does my...
- Caramelinda looks, she goes,
"ciabatta, the imperator is here?"
- Mm-Hmm.
- I'm guessing he's the imperator, right?
- How many of those tents,
Would i recognize the tents
as anything other than...
- Ceresian and vegetanian.
- Which is what is attacking us.
- Yep.
- Let's go.
- Let's go into the-
- You guys head off.
I'm gonna need everybody
here to roll initiative.
- Great.
- Nice, okay.
- Who got above a 20?
- Me.
- I got a 22.
- 22.
- A 20.
- 20, and what did liam get?
- I'm sorry. And then i add...
I got a 22.
- Both of you got 22, 20.
Between liam and ruby,
who wants to go first?
- Why don't you go first?
You should go first.
- So we'll do liam.
- We keep on rolling the same.
- Yeah, that's funny.
- Ruby, and then what did
cumulous and theo get?
- Three.
- 12.
- What'd you hit, theo?
- What?
- What'd you roll?
- A three. I have a +0 to dex.
- Caramelinda is going
to act on amethar's turn.
- Can caramelinda fight? Does she...
- You saw her cast magic earlier.
You saw her do that caramel thing and-
- Right, yeah. Okay.
Man, everybody was so cool
and they never let us know.
- Okay, this is going to
be a very different battle.
- Brennan just punches me in the face.
- Let's go!
- Oh sh*t!
- This is gonna be a
very different battle.
- Can i use my reaction to-
- Stop!
- He's been getting buff.
- The dome opens up,
And there's like 10 dudes
All dressed like the pillsbury doughman.
- Okay.
- A big-a*s carrot.
- Oh no.
- Oh my god, we're so tiny!
- Cumulous.
- Oh, god.
- Oh, there's a jet one.
- You know, why do you make me mad at you
Before you do cool stuff?
- That's cumulous. This
one is i believe amethar?
- Yeah, that's me.
- That's amethar. They're very itty-Bitty.
- Wow.
- This is theobald.
- Oh, my f*cking heart. Oh.
- This is liam.
This is ruby. And i'm gonna
go get caramelinda right now.
- May i have jet to fight alongside me
As a good luck charm?
- We will have jet.
Here is tiny little jet.
- Thank you.
- Aww.
- Oh, she's so cool.
Look at how tiny she is.
- Okay, wonderful.
- Damn, those are small.
- Where's our cheese boy?
Where's our cheese bud?
- Your cheese bud is in dulcington
in the harbor right here.
You all come out of a doorway,
this doorway right here,
That is off the other side of the table.
You crawl up through the rocks,
And we are going to start here.
I'm gonna very quickly look up...
- Has it been an hour
since i cast invisibility?
- Has it been an hour since
you cast invisibility?
Go ahead and roll 6d10 for me.
- I need just one more.
- You need more d10?
- What's happening? Why
is she rolling these d10?
- 10, 20,
31, 35.
- They're all minutes.
- 35? You have 25 minutes
of invisibility left.
- Okay, great.
- Which should be all you need.
You all arrive, and this is
gonna be caramelinda right here,
Who's next to amethar.
So, you guys arrive here.
This is gonna be a very
different type of battle.
You're trying to get to
the ship in the harbor.
Not only trying to get to
the ship in the harbor,
But those sailors are probably
at this point fast asleep
So getting there is not enough.
It's getting there with enough time
To rouse the crew and set sail.
You look in the castle
and see torches being lit,
And the banners of house rocks being cut
And the banners of house
cruller beginning to unfurl
On the parapets of castle candy.
That is going to be...
So what's gonna happen is,
You guys tell me what it
is you're trying to do.
This is going to be a mixture
of battle and roleplay
Because we're at a whole
different mini scale
And there's a lot of
stuff that can happen.
- Are these tents in front of us empty
Or are there people there?
- No, you, in fact, can't.
Actually, make a perception check.
- Nat 20.
- You hear soldiers rousing in the tents.
- There's people in the tents.
- Should we just run past them?
- Do we wait? I mean...
- Do you hear anything
about how many there are?
- Yeah, could you do...
- Yeah, can i, with a nat 20?
- Does a nat 20 give you any...
- Oh, on a nat 20,
there's, in those tents,
Probably two dozen, and then
some more maybe in the church.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Is there, what is down, is, what is-
- This is like a rocky side down here.
- Mm-Hmm.
- And liam can see-
- And anyone can give me
a nature or survival check
For information about
the surrounding area.
- Right, we know this area is-
- Yeah.
- 20.
- 20?
- Nat 20.
- Nat 20?
Cumulous, you look around
and put your senses
Deep into the earth for a moment.
There are even more bivouacked tents.
So this is all mountains up behind you
That you would have to scale
and could potentially be,
Just like mountain climbing at night
Is not a very wise proposition.
The road is obviously gonna be watched,
And there are more cruller
infantry bivouacked
Out there past dulcington.
The river flows back out to sea that way,
And while there's more stuff,
Well, downstream will
take you past cruller.
Upstream gets really quickly into,
Wraps around back to the north
And gets into the great
stone candy mountains.
It's possible to sail up
that river quite a ways,
And especially if manta
ray's people are rowing,
You can clear a lot of
distance past the road
And do it much faster,
and more importantly,
In a way that you can't be tracked.
- Okay.
- And we won't be tracked
if we did what? Sorry.
- If you take the river,
it's impossible to track you.
If you go into the woods,
You hear the barking of hot hounds.
- Right, so that'll
help us with our escape,
But first we need to get to the docks
So right now we don't have
a plan to get to the docks.
Ruby.
- Yes.
- Do you perhaps want to
work some of your magic?
People have in the past
mistaken you for gods
When you spoke in their mind.
Maybe i can help you and together
We can convince whoever
the leader is around here,
Somebody who looks like a senior officer,
That the bulb or keradin
deeproot commands them
To charge in because there's guards.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
- Let's do that.
- And charge into the castle?
- Do you have pass without trace?
- And hopefully they'll
charge out of the tents
And we can run past them.
- We don't have pass without a trace-
- I will say also, something
to bear in mind right now
Is that light sources, the
brightest light sources
Only go about one and a half of these.
So right now, you guys are
just outside the torchlight
From this camp, and
just outside the castle
Can only see about an inch and a half.
- Okay.
- And are there tents all in here?
- You can't, well actually,
who got a nat 20? You did?
- I did. Oh, he did.
- Oh yeah.
Yeah, there is nothing here.
This is wide open field.
- Okay, so we just go-
- Why don't we just go?
- Yeah.
- Let's just start creeping.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I'll just say also,
i have natural explorer
So even when i'm engaged
in another activity
While traveling, i remain alert to danger.
- Okay, is there a rule
about you and your party
Moving stealthily and it
not reducing your speed?
- Yeah.
- Can we look that up?
- Difficult terrain does not
slow your group's travel.
Your group can't become lost-
- Wow.
- Except by magical means,
And then i remain alert to danger.
- Let me just see that real
briefly. I wanna just see this.
- Liam, you rule.
- Yeah, liam-
- Also, theobald, great plan.
- Yeah.
- Thanks. We might not have to use it.
- If you are traveling alone,
You can move stealthily at a normal pace.
So you guys, to move stealthily
as a group, will need to-
- Okay. That's fine.
- Yeah.
- I mean, i think we like,
swing around. That feels good.
- Yeah.
- Can i use my mage hand?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- On theo's armor to make it clank less?
- Can you use what?
- My mage hand
On theo's armor to make it clank less?
- I'm gonna need a higher level spell
To make his armor clank less.
- First level?
- A first level spell. What
kinda spell do you wanna use?
- Oh, you don't wanna, i
can't just use mage hand
As a first level spell?
- If you use mage hand
as a first level spell,
I will let you take the
disadvantage away from him
For a number of rounds
equal to your level.
- Okay.
- How does that sound?
- Seven rounds?
- Sweet. That's great.
- Seven rounds.
- So do you guys think
That maybe i should
travel ahead, because...
- Yeah.
- I don't hate that.
- Yeah, why don't you take...
- You're like the scout position.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You know what, ruby and i can
keep a message open with you
And we'll cast message, you go ahead,
You respond, we keep going.
- Yeah, i'm just a little bit ahead.
Honestly, i'm just in the front
of the pack, is what i mean.
- I'm like a little behind you.
- Right, so we'll just stay back.
- Let's do it.
- Cool, let's do it.
- Okay, so-
- Let's make our move.
- Liam's gonna stealth ahead.
- What is caramelinda
capable of? What are we...
- She's a spellcaster. She's
just looking at amethar.
- Does she have any heals or
anything that she can help?
- She doesn't have any heals.
- No.
- Like a medicine check or something.
- Okay, you guys are gonna begin sneaking.
All that needs to happen right now,
The passive perception you guys
are trying to beat right now
Is 16, and it's a group check.
- Okay.
- Something i will also
say is that liam obviously
Is gonna have a way easier
time doing that on his own,
But it will also deprive
the group of the ability
To use his rolls, does that make sense?
'cause we need you five
and caramelinda to,
As a group have half of
you beat a 16 or higher
On a stealth check.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Okay.
How is caramelinda's
stealth? How stealthy is she?
- She's pretty stealthy. She can be.
- I have +5
- Yeah, i have +7 to stealth.
- +4.
- +3.
- So you have more than
+4 to stealth, homie.
- Oh, could i just make a medicine check?
- Oh, did you take, no, but i thought,
Didn't you take expertise in stealth?
- I thought so, yeah.
- Proficiency, yeah. Hold
on a second, this is wrong.
That should've been updated, my apologies.
You have a +10 to stealth.
- Great.
- There you go, homeboy.
- There we go.
- There we go.
- That's right. That's better.
- That feels cool.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
- So is liam gonna go ahead,
Or is he gonna stay with you guys?
- I'm staying with the group, yeah.
- Cool.
- Okay, we're all gonna go together.
- I'm just in the front of
the group i think, yeah.
- Okay.
- I'm like a few steps ahead.
- All right, we're gonna
make some rolls now.
We'll just do the seven
rounds that you're working.
You're still invisible
So you're going to roll with advantage.
- With advantage.
- So you're gonna roll with advantage.
No one else is rolling with advantage.
- Can i use yak to give my dad advantage?
- Yeah, you can do that.
- And can sprinkle help me?
- Yes, that is all okay.
- Oh boy, i didn't roll very well.
- Can i do, who has the most stealth?
Because maybe i should just do it if,
Because we just have to
have half of us pass.
- Right, yeah, i just failed, i got a 14.
Yeah, okay, i'll give yak to zac.
- Just because one of
us has to get it, yeah.
- Oh yeah, no, you didn't take it.
- Yeah, yeah, cool.
- Oh, hell yeah. I got a 16.
- Yes, i got it.
- Passed.
- Okay. Caramelinda failed.
- I failed. I got a 14.
- That's two failures. Did amethar fail?
- Nine plus three is only 12. I failed.
- I passed.
- Passed, passed, what'd you roll?
- 15.
- All right, that's a failure.
As you begin to move,
You guys begin to hear behind you.
- f*ck.
- Let's use that message plan.
- Yeah.
- Brilliant.
- I'm gonna help ruby, and
we are going to try to...
You have better persuasion than
me, so i'll leave it to you.
- Wait, were the dogs from the castle
Or they're from the camp?
- You hear dogs, hounds coming-
- Just dogs?
- You just hear hounds.
- That might not work!
- Oh sh*t!
- I might run after the dogs.
- You mean run back to fight?
- Run back to fight the dogs.
- Just you?
- Yeah.
I'm gonna do that.
- Okay, we take off running.
- Yeah, can we start?
- Keep going.
- Do you guys wanna
keep moving stealthily,
Or do you wanna start running?
- Keep moving. Oh f*ck, you're right.
- I mean...
- We have so much ground to cover.
I say let's keep moving stealthily.
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Cool.
- We're gonna keep moving stealthily.
- Cumulous, you move one back.
I'm gonna need another set of
stealth rolls from all of you.
- Can i have that advantage from yak now?
- Yes. I got a 19.
- 11.
- Nat 20.
- Nat 20.
- 23.
- Okay-
- Nat 20, 23, and what did you get?
- I got a 19.
- Okay. You guys continue to move.
Running straight through the darkness,
In between the torchlight,
just down.
That's your second round
of not having disadvantage
'cause of full plate.
Cumulous, you run back.
Give me a pure luck check,
Up or down, one through
10 on a d20 is bad.
- Three.
- Three, okay.
- f*ck!
- Okay.
- Cumulous, you brave
piece of cotton candy.
- Okay.
- Oh, tiny dogs.
- Cute.
- You see bun-Covered hot dogs,
These are hot hounds, rush up towards you.
I'm gonna roll initiative for them.
What was your initiative again, remind me?
- Oh, from a while ago?
- From a while ago.
- 12.
- 12, okay.
Cool, cumulous, you are surrounded
On all sides by hot hounds.
- I'm gonna use hour of
reaping to unsettle my targets
And they have to succeed
on a wisdom saving throw
Or be frightened by me until
the end of my next turn.
- Okay.
- How wise are these dogs?
- Not very wise. Cumulous, okay.
- And that means they would
have to move away from me.
- That means they would have to move.
Is that what it says, that
they have to move away?
- Frightened condition is they
have to spend their movement-
- Frightened condition is
they do not have to move away.
They get disadvantage on attacking you.
- I thought they-
- I think frightening,
you have to run away-
- Or they get disadvantage.
I think they have to use their turn
To move as far away from
you, and if they don't,
They get disadvantage on whatever they do.
- Okay.
- I thought that was what it
was, but we can double-Check.
- We will look this up right now.
- 'cause this only says frightened
So i don't have the info on-
- So the frightened condition alone,
Unless it makes them run,
they just have disadvantage
On ability checks and attack rolls
While the source of its fears
is within line of sight.
The creature can't willingly move closer
To the source of its fear.
- Okay.
- Got it.
- One of them is successfully frightened.
The other three are going to attack you.
- Okay.
- Whoa.
- Oh, as a bonus action,
can i use, what's it called?
Patient defense to give
myself the dodge action?
- You're gonna use a ki
point to do patient defense?
Yes, you can.
That's a miss, and there's two more.
Both misses as well. You hold them at bay.
Go ahead and make a stealth
check as you're fighting them.
- That is a 20.
- You manage to fight silently enough
That no one is alerted to your presence.
- Am i still fighting them?
- You are, but now we're
gonna do another turn
For the people that are stealthing.
Go ahead and give me
another stealth check.
- Fail, nine.
- Pass.
- Pass, 27.
- 23.
- 17.
- Thanks, guys.
- Caramelinda and theo do
not pass. The rest pass.
- That's more than half though.
- That's more than half.
- I rolled nat ones on my
lower roll for both of these.
- Tempting fate.
- Which path are you headed?
Are you headed for this-
- Most direct. No, no, the
most direct to get there.
- No, wherever is dark, we
will cross through the river,
If need be, whatever we gotta do.
- Yeah, yeah maybe that's even better.
We should not cross the bridge.
This doesn't look particularly-
- Just go straight to the
port, whatever is most direct.
- Straight to the port? Okay.
- Yeah.
- Where's the port?
- Yeah, it's here,
So maybe we should even
come down this way.
- We would even go there, yeah.
- No, but the river flows this way
So i think fording the
river on this side is tough.
I think that like, threading
that needle right there.
- Where precisely is the boat?
Can you, so this is the boat?
- Yeah, that's the boat right there.
- But both bridges have,
it looks like there's some-
- And how far away is this from here?
- Quite far, probably like,
If you're moving stealthily,
a couple rounds of movement.
- I mean, if we get to the water,
It'll probably be easier for us-
- But is it less than 120
feet, is what i'm asking?
- Maybe not be in full plate, but...
- Each of these is 25 feet.
- Can i do, while we're-
- Yeah, so that's less than 120.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, 'cause that's
one, two, three, four.
Oh, that's like...
- Many rounds of movement-
- Yeah, but if we get to here,
That's less than 120 feet from there.
- That's true, yeah.
- We don't have jump or anything, right?
- So that's the distance of message.
- Okay.
- So we could at least like,
avoid these bridges, because-
- Cumulous, that's gonna be you.
- Okay, i am going to
take a stunning strike
On the frightened dog.
- Okay, you have advantage on this.
- I do, oh, 'cause he's...
- Mm-Hmm.
- Okay.
What's that? Oh, that's a nine, 18?
- 18 hits.
- Okay so that would be 1d8.
And so should i just roll
my second attack as well?
- Roll your damage for
your first one first.
- Okay.
So that's...
That is 12.
- You k*ll this hound with the
crack of your staff, crack!
- Okay, and i'm gonna
take my second attack
On just the nearest dog.
Oh i, i'm sorry.
- Yeah, don't roll advantage.
Yeah, just roll straight attack.
- That is 25.
- That hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
- 12 again.
- That kills it.
- And then i'm going to flurry.
- f*ck him up.
- You k*lled a dog, dude.
- What's that?
- A flurry.
- Flurry, yep.
- Two more attacks.
- Mm-Hmm.
- 19, so that first one hits.
- Nice!
- And then i'll roll
the second one as well.
14?
- 14 hits.
- Okay, so this is 1d6 plus five.
First one's six.
- Okay, it doesn't go down.
- And then i'm hitting
it again for nine more.
- In a flurry,
You take out all of these.
- Wow!
- Or all but one, yeah,
three of the four hounds.
- Still.
- Are taken out.
I'm going to need a stealth
check to not alert anyone else.
The dc is 16.
- Come on!
- 15.
- f*ck.
- One of the dogs, (imitates
dog yelping), yelps,
And you hear a voice in the tent say,
"something out there's hurting the dogs."
That is going to go back to the-
- Do we have message open with him?
- I might be too far away, but-
- It's about far enough open.
You know, we can, that's less than...
- Nine plus...
That is not enough to hit cumulous.
- What, is it a dog?
- The dog, yeah, misses you.
Another round of stealth from everybody.
- All right.
- Yes, 16, passed.
- Yeah, passed. 25.
- Nice.
- 21.
- Thank god, i failed. 12.
- Okay.
- Thank god for sprinkle, every day.
- Every day.
- Thank god for sprinkle.
- Okay.
- What happened to your cool ruler?
- What did happen to my cool
ruler? Did someone take it?
- No, i gave it back to you.
- What happened to your cruller?
- I broke it over my knee
And then flushed it down the toilet.
- Yeah, stick it up your a*s, dude.
- I found it. It's partially see-Through.
- I get advantage on
survival while traveling.
Can i check and see if we're getting close
Into any more enemy
territory or what's ahead?
- Yeah, give me a survival check.
- Ooh!
- Nat 20!
- Both of these bridges
are policed by active,
Awake military, you can hear them.
- f*ck.
- Okay.
- That's going to go back
to be cumulous's turn.
- If we aim for here, if sir theobald,
If you can get to here and message him,
Then he can come and pick us up here.
- Oh.
- Remember, more of, so-
- Right, we don't know
what's going on over here.
- That's the way back to port syrup.
That's the way to the great
stone candy mountains.
There are more of cruller's men
that way but it's up to you.
- But he can at least pick us up here
And then turn us back around.
- I think this is the shortest.
We're gonna have to do
crazy stealth checks,
But i don't know.
I'll leave it up to a vote, but...
- Personally, i'm invested in...
- Getting jet? Me too.
- I would like to get jet.
- Okay, that is cumulous.
What is cumulous gonna do?
- Cumulous is k*lling the last dog.
- Okay.
- Damn right he is.
- Oh, and i have 10 extra hit points
Because i've k*lled three dogs.
- He just is fueled by it.
- My man just wanted to m*rder.
- 19, so that's 1d8 and then so-
- How much did you get on that first one?
- Did seven damage on the first hit.
- Okay, that doesn't do it.
- Another hit, i believe, 16.
- 16 hits.
- And then nine damage.
- Boom, boom, you deal
nine points of damage.
I'm going to need a stealth check
From you again at disadvantage.
- 10.
- f*ck!
- Okay.
- f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!
- From one of these tents,
A vegetanian knight
saddles up and begins to-
- sh*t!
- Approach you with a torch.
Rides up past you here, and
says, holding up a torch,
You're in the middle of the
light as the knight rides up
And goes, you see this sort
of like radish-Looking knight,
Says, "candian, are you of house cruller?"
- I use hour of reaping again.
- You've used your action to do-
- Oh, yes.
I'm going to bonus action
flurry of blows him.
- Go for it.
- Nice.
- 25 or something.
- 25 hits.
- And then 16.
- 16 does not hit.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Eight damage on the first attack.
- Eight damage on the first attack, okay.
You swing out and kind
of dink his plate armor.
There are two knights in
the back of that chariot.
- For three total, or for two?
- For two total and their steeds.
We're gonna go back to our sneakers.
- I want to, with my perception,
i think i'm probably aware
That something's going on back there.
How far away is that?
- From you right now?
That's about, that is one,
two, three, four, five.
That is 125 feet away.
- I can sh**t it with my
bow. I take an attack.
- Do you wanna sh**t a horse in the butt?
- No, i wanna k*ll the two
people and take the chariot
So that we can ride that.
- We'd have to run all the way back there.
- No, he can ride it over to us.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Okay, i'm gonna give you a heads up
'cause you can absolutely do this.
That's going to alert
them to your position,
Just so you know.
- Just that chariot, right?
- If an arrow comes out of the dark,
That's gonna mean something.
- I think us riding a chariot
Is also maybe not the best idea.
As fast as it would be,
it would be crazy loud.
- I can cast disguise self again.
- We have two people with disguise self
In our party, though.
- You have disguise self, don't you?
- I'm gonna say that we actually
Can't have this much conversation
so what's liam doing?
- I'm sh**ting 'em.
- Go for it.
- I get sneak attack, right?
- Yeah, you do. Yeah, you get advantage.
- Crit.
- Nat 20.
- Okay, so i'm gonna be
casting hail of thorns
Second level, which means i get-
- You can double that too, right?
- Yep, 2d10. I get this for sneak attack.
- So it's 2d10, 2d6 for sneak attack.
- Yeah.
- If you're doing hail of
thorns, that's another 4d10.
- And it's his first attack.
- Yeah, so i'm gonna get a d8.
- Right? Or does the-
- Yeah, and that's gonna double as well.
- Yeah, okay, cool.
- Jesus.
- 2d8, okay.
13, 19, 24, 32, 37,
41, 47 plus eight twice.
- Plus eight twice?
- Mm-Hmm.
- Is that two different
attacks, or is that one?
- It's just the first attack.
- You ice this knight through his helmet
And he falls out of the chariot dead.
- Okay, cool.
- Oh, hell yeah.
- And you're watching this, right?
- Okay, now i'm going
to roll. So that's liam.
- That's the first attack, though.
- Yeah, go for it.
- 'cause if it's my first
I get three total, right?
- That's true, you get three total.
- And i get 10 extra to travel,
right? If i wanted to go-
- You do get 10 extra feet of move,
If you wanted to take
a step back, you could.
But go ahead and give me
the other two attacks.
- Okay.
19, yeah, 29.
- Hits.
- So then oh, the person next to him
Took half of that attack, you know?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, takes-
- From hail of thorns.
- So that's gonna be,
You did second level, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- So hail of thorns,
is that a d8 or a d10?
- That was 2d10s that i rolled.
- So you're gonna do 2d10 to
the other guy, too. Go for it.
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
So i forget what i rolled
on that, though. I think-
- I'm gonna roll a save for him.
Fail. Go ahead and roll 2d10.
- Sure, 14.
- Jesus. Okay, do your other two attacks.
- Okay. Or i just rolled
for that second attack.
- That's a hit.
- So that's just gonna be a d10.
- I don't think you add
anything else, right?
- Right.
- You used sneak attack.
- I used sneak attack.
- You can't do another bonus action spell.
- I already used the d8,
right, which i doubled.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool.
So that's seven plus eight is
15, so then that's another 15.
- 14.
- So 14 and 15, 29.
- Wow!
- So that's 29. Not down.
- Okay, then i'll roll my third attack.
- Nice!
- Yeah, 28.
- Go ahead and roll damage for this one.
- Okay...
- Who is this boy?
- Yeah, seriously.
- That's 13.
- Dropped.
- Cool.
- Two knights.
- Jesus!
- Then do i do a stealth check?
- Do a stealth check to
see if anything happens.
- Okay.
- Come on.
- Gotta beat a 16.
- Yeah, 24.
- Unbelievable! I am sorry
for ever doubting you, liam.
- Who is liam wilhelmina? How did he-
- I'm a w*r guy now!
- He's a seed guy, he's
a w*r guy. He's both.
- I think cumulous just
watches all these arrows
Right into these people in front of him
And is just sort of like, "yes."
- Oh, and then can one of you message,
"take the horses and go?"
- Yeah, take the horses.
- I might k*ll the
horses, guys. I'm sorry.
- No, i'm gonna k*ll you, dog!
- No, i think it's the right-
- Here's the thing.
Cumulous, you are in torchlight,
Which means that everyone
on the castle walls
Has spotted you, and i'm going
to make a perception check
In the box of doom right
now, they get a +2.
- Okay.
- I'm just seeing if they, like,
'cause they definitely
see these guys fall.
It's just about if they see cumulous
At the edge of the torchlight or not.
- I hope they do.
- On an eight or higher,
they notice cumulous.
That's a 14. They shout.
I'm gonna roll some more
initiatives real quick.
Hold on. Okay.
That is less than cumulous, but
that is still not very good.
Okay. That was liam.
Now everyone else, when liam does that,
Do you wanna continue to
sneak or do you do anything?
Do you wait for liam as
liam ices those two knights
Or do you continue stealthing?
- I think-
- Here's what i would like to do,
Which is maybe shenanigans,
but let me know.
Is i would like to, so i
have a thief's lantern,
A hooded lantern?
- Yeah.
- I'd like to light that, have
my mage hand carry it away
And then open the hood up
so it's like a distraction.
It's like a floating light
around that's going up and down
As if, like far enough away from us
That if arrows go anywhere near...
- Go ahead and give me
deception with advantage.
- Great.
- Nice.
- Yeah.
- That's not shenanigans. That just rules.
- Great.
- Gotta beat-
- 17.
- I was gonna say, gotta beat a 15.
- Great.
- You hold the lantern out,
feel your mage hand grab it,
And feel a small kiss on your cheek
As the lantern begins to
rush off into the night,
And you see arrows from the
castle walls fly after it.
The other people there 'cause
liam's taken a turn this round
Of not sneaking, so neither liam nor ruby
May advance this round.
The rest of you, are you
just gonna hold tight and-
- Can we carry liam and ruby?
- You'll auto-Fail the stealth check.
- So should we...
- Just wait...
- I think we-
- We'll just prepare.
- I mean, i-
- We'll hold our turns, i guess.
- Cool, you guys hold your turns.
Cumulous, you act before
the next people to act.
- Are there, so the torches
are just on the cart?
- On the chariot, yes.
- I'm gonna get in the chariot
and i'm gonna try to ride it.
Can i make a-
- Make just an animal handling.
This is just an animal handling check.
We'll call it a dc 10.
- Nat 20.
- Yes!
- So can i tell you what i wanna do?
- Please tell me what you want to do.
- I'm going to get in the chariot
And i'm gonna ride the
horses off this cliff.
- What?
- In the wrong direction.
- Jesus christ.
- This game f*cking rules.
- I'm sorry, beautiful beasts.
- Yeah, i don't know. This is
kind of a pattern, cumulous.
- I'm not sorry.
- They are like carrots, so,
if you think of 'em as that
Instead of being horses,
it's a lot easier.
- These ballista are going
to fire on you, however.
- Okay, how far are they?
- While you're in the torchlight,
they've got you in range
'cause these are not crossbows.
These are mounted, huge, castle defense-
- I can't snuff out the torches?
- On a nat 20?
- Go ahead and give me
Sleight of, on a nat 20, you got it.
So i'll lower the dc.
Just give me a dc 10
sleight of hand check.
- Come on.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- You leap in the
chariot, grab the torches,
Hurl them to either side
Where they disappear into the grass.
They have disadvantage
on all their attacks.
That's gonna be a hit still.
- Can i deflect it?
- That's another hit.
That's a miss.
These are gonna be a lot
of g*dd*mn damage, my man.
What is cumulous at right now?
- 62.
- This first one is six,
10, 16, 24 points of damage
From the first one.
- How much can i take away?
- You can take away, what
does it say you roll?
- 1d10 plus 12, so that
one hits me for two.
- Well, if you roll a 10 it
does, so go ahead and roll 1d10.
- Oh, rolling, okay.
That's 18.
- So you take six points of damage.
- So i'm still at four.
- The next one deals 14, 19,
21, 29 points of damage on the next one.
- Okay.
- Huge,
Spiraled hard candy spears are-
- 29, so that's 35.
- Mm-Hmm.
- So, i'm at...
Cumulous is at 17.
Okay.
- Cumulous, on a nat 20,
you jump in that chariot,
Leave the two knights' dead bodies
And ride it into the crevasse.
- Start riding it that way.
Will i have another turn
before i go off the edge?
- Yes, you'll have another turn
before you go off the edge.
- All right.
- All right, cumulous.
- Okay, cumulous.
- Okay.
- Can i see the box of doom real quick?
- Yep.
- I'm good.
- It is your guys' next turn.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Cumulous knows what he's doing.
- And we talked about-
- Yes.
- Yeah, okay.
- I cast pass without
a trace on our party,
Including cumulous.
- Cool.
- Great.
- What is the range on
pass without a trace?
- Just says self, so does that mean touch?
- Let me see the spell real quick.
- You can definitely cast it on-
- It says like you and everyone
in your party or whatever.
- Each creature you choose
within 30 feet of you.
- Oh, within 30 feet. Oh, okay.
- Cumulous can't be
included. Everybody else can.
You cast pass without trace.
Everyone gets +10 to their stealth checks.
Do you guys want to
continue to do half movement
Or do you wanna take
disadvantage with the idea-
- Let's do it 'cause i'm
gonna automatic pass.
I have +10 to stealth and
that's a second +10, so.
- Okay, all right. Let's just move faster.
We're gonna move faster.
- Yeah, and i have yak, and
i'm still invisible, right?
- Okay.
- Can you message before we're
out of range from cumulous
To let him know where we're going?
- So advantage becomes regular
now because we lose our,
Because it's disadvantage.
- Yes.
- You get disadvantage so
advantage becomes regular.
If you were just rolling regular before-
- And we get +10.
- And you get +10 to
whatever you normally add.
- Great and so are you
taking the eagle back?
Are you taking yak back?
- No, i have advantage
'cause i'm invisible.
- Great, so i have yak.
- You're just regular. I'm regular.
- Great.
- So regular, regular, regular,
disadvantage, disadvantage.
- I don't even need to roll, right?
- You do need to roll 'cause
you could hit a nat one.
- Oh, okay, okay.
- Yeah, 25.
- 20.
- 24.
- Nice.
- You pass and you guys start booking it.
- Hell yeah.
- I got a 36 on that roll.
36.
- With disadvantage? Wild.
- You see that liam whisks this dark
And you feel something. .
You feel the call of
something like the hungry one,
But not the hungry one.
You continue moving.
- Sick.
- And liam, you feel that
familiar feeling you felt before
When you were running through comida.
Cumulous, it's your turn.
- Okay, as these horses fly off the edge,
I'm going to jump in the
air and cast gaseous form.
- Sweet.
- f*ck yeah.
- So sick!
- You full "thelma and louise"
this vegetanian chariot
Over the edge of the crevasse.
Sad.
- They're vegetables.
- These horses did
nothing to deserve this,
But neither did anyone else.
- Do i get 10-
- Life is chaos. What's up?
- Temporary hit points from
the death of the horses?
- Yes.
- You f*cking maniac!
- Yes, i'm gonna say you can-
- Ruthless.
- Ruthless. Hold on one second.
- Look, i am a w*r guy
through and through.
- Incredible. Cumulous,
you go full gaseous.
You are a piece of mist
in the deep dark of night.
- They can't see me, right?
- No, there's not a f*cking chance.
- Okay, then i wanted to kind of seem
Like i was going that
way and then double back.
- Cool, i mean, on that nat
20, you hear shouts of like,
"the fugitives, they've escaped!
They are driving chariots
into the crevasse!
It's some kind of trick!
Fire arrows in there!"
Yeah, that worked.
You make a huge commotion over here
So all that people saw was these two guys
Fall out of their thing
dead, but you know,
Tracking a crossbow bolt
moving through 10 feet
Of torchlight in the middle of the night
Is not gonna give you an
exact bead on direction,
And as the chariot peels off,
They think that you are
all escaping that way,
And a little cloud of pink mist
Rises up into the air right over here.
Awesome, okay. Back to your guys' turn.
Let's do another round of stealth rolls.
- 24.
- 25.
- Pass, great.
- 30.
- So many.
- You guys are dead sprinting
now.
- And where are we trying to go, again?
Aren't we trying to cross over here?
- I think we're trying to ford the river.
- Trying to ford the
river right there? Cool.
- Trying to get right there, yeah.
- Scooch you guys a little bit over.
You can feel the grass.
You actually, liam, hear the grass here,
Like the bright purple, deep,
sweet-Smelling candian grass
Whispering to you as you run over
In the midst of your
family and friends, going,
"we'll keep your secret.
We'll keep your secret for you, liam.
We won't tell anyone.
We won't even make a
noise as you run over us.
Get to safety."
- I appreciate it.
Thanks for including me.
- Liam, who are you talking to?
- Thank you for including
me. Thank you.
- This run on liam is perfect.
- Dead f*cking sprint.
Okay, cumulous, you're
just floating up and out?
- Yes, and trying to get back to them.
- Cool. I will say this.
You are as safe as can f*cking be.
Gaseous form's movement
is 10 feet per round.
On a move and a dash,
that's 20 feet per round,
Which is less than an inch per round.
- Which is the way to the mountain?
- That way.
- That way?
- Isn't it up here? Isn't this-
- Yeah, the river goes out this way
And wraps around over here.
- I just don't wanna
leave y'all in this town.
- The point is they'll get
there a million miles before-
- Sure, sure.
- But i will keep track.
You'll be heading there.
By the time they get
there, if you're just,
There is nothing that could,
you're a puff of pink mist
In the invisible night.
I cannot make something happen
to you in good conscience
And call myself a fair dm.
- Sure.
And so it lasts for an hour.
I'm wondering if i should
follow you guys as closely
As possible, and then once
you're on the boat, hmm.
- We're moving 60 feet a round.
- I mean, you know which
direction the boat would go.
- 60 feet a round?
- Yeah.
- If you were gonna try to catch up.
- Well, i will, maybe
i'll just try to catch up.
Can i get to like, a
little bit further ahead
And then come out of it?
- What i'm saying is,
As a cloud, there is no catching up.
- You move 10 feet.
- Right, i just wanna get out
Of any possible search
radiuses, undo the cloud,
And maybe run to catch up to them.
- Okay. That does change stuff.
But you are still in this,
you're in this hot spot area
Over here where they were
seeing some sh*t happen so...
- Can i, hmm.
I just don't know what's
gonna be in f*cking town.
- Well, let's say this, if
you're just moving after them,
You're moving after them, and you know,
When you get out of the
way, you get out of the way.
- That's as far as i went?
- Yep, that's 10 feet.
If you do a double move, you do 20.
That's going to be you guys again.
Give me another set of stealth checks.
- Yeah, so high.
- 20.
- Hell yeah. 25.
- 32.
- 16 is what we have to hit?
- Yeah.
- 16's what you have to hit.
- Great, exactly 16.
- 25, 30...
Incredible.
- So my movement is actually 70 feet.
- Mm-Hmm, if you want to peel
ahead of your family, you can,
But the slowest person right now is theo
And caramelinda are both moving at 30.
- Yeah, no, i guess i'll
stay with everybody else.
- Can i do another like, survival check
To see what we're coming up against?
- Yeah, go for it.
- Okay, that is 15.
- Sorry, 15? Okay, survival check?
You don't hear many voices in the town.
You hear, there's like
some soldiers stirring
And you hear some horns up in the castle,
So maybe some people,
Like one or two windows
are being lit in the town.
- I have tracking on my
calorun enemies, though.
Am i able to like track where-
- If you wanna do primeval
awareness, you can.
You won't be able to move if you do that.
That would be your action, but-
- Hmm...
- Maybe i can pick him up.
- But the important thing is,
Yeah, i mean, the town has
mostly sleeping people in it.
There's not a lot of riddles here.
This is mostly just you guys
Trying to get the f*ck outta
here as fast as you can.
- Okay, cool, cool.
- Do these bridges seem
like the people around them
Are waking up, or are they?
- Yeah, the bridges-
- The bridges are occupied by military.
- Right, right, oh right,
and they're fully awake.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Okay.
- Okay-
- Can i send my mage hand
thing towards this bridge?
- This bridge right here? Yes, you can.
- Yes.
- Begins to move that way.
You can see soldiers in
the torchlight over here.
You're deep in darkness in the field,
But the soldiers in the torchlight
Begin to approach the lantern
and start calling for it
To stop and then begin
firing arrows at it.
- Great.
- Let's do another round of stealth.
- 24.
- Yeah, 22.
- 24 as well.
- 25.
- You guys make it to this haystack,
Rushing across the pass.
- I turn back.
I mean, what do we wanna do with cumulous?
- Cumulous knows what he's,
he's sent here to protect us.
We need to get out.
- He's a spy.
- Great, we'll keep moving.
- Can i do an insight
check on this hay bale?
- Do an insight check on the hay bale?
- Mm-Hmm.
- Okay, go for it.
- Nat one.
- I'll also do an insight
check on the hay bale.
- This hay bale is your
enemy. It's full of enemies.
- Great, yeah, i got a
3. It's full of enemies.
- I take out my bow. No, i'm kidding.
- You guys wanna spend
more time on this hay bale
Or should we keep going?
- No, no, no.
- No no no, we're good.
What about the vulture?
- Let's go, let's go.
- All right, give
me another round of stealth
And then cumulous, you move another 20.
- Beep.
- Boop.
- Yep, 27.
- Passed.
- 33.
- Cool.
- 26.
- 16.
- You guys make it to the river,
Or you're almost to the river.
All right, and cumulous, you, beep.
You guys begin to see the gate opens
And multiple knights begin
to peel out of the gate.
That's going to be your
guys', cumulous, beep.
- Can i head towards this?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Instead?
- Yes.
- Cool, you go over here.
Let's get another round of stealth checks.
- Can i do a knowledge local check
For which one of these
buildings is the pull-Away,
Or, yeah, just ask for it.
- Do we know which one's
the lingerie store?
- 29.
- I got a 17.
- This is the lingerie store right here.
- Okay.
- Great. And can i...
- In a town of 800, there is a
fully stocked lingerie store.
- With attic.
- Look, this is malibu, baby.
You gotta have that lingerie store.
Can i, i would love to,
if you will allow me,
To lift the lamp up with my mage hand
And smash it into one of these
tents so it sets it on fire.
- Give me, you're not gonna
be able to move that turn,
If that's your action.
Go ahead and give me an attack roll.
- Great.
With plus dex?
- Yep.
- 12?
- Yeah, you smash it onto the base,
And you see that this tent
over here
Catches fire.
- Great.
- Go ahead, everyone but ruby,
and give me a stealth check.
- 28.
- Well, i'm not gonna leave ruby there.
- And it's actually, using my
mage hand is a bonus action.
- Oh, it's a bonus action, that's right.
Yeah, go ahead, yeah, nevermind.
- Oh, great.
- 'cause you're good.
- Yeah, i'm good.
- Ooh, i only got a 15 that time.
- Yeah, i got like a 38.
- 15?
- Also over 30.
- Also over 30, great.
Wait, so and liam passed as well?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
You guys make it to the river.
What do you do at the river
to ford to the other side?
- What is the, how big
is it? What do we see?
- It's only about like 15, 20 feet across.
- Okay.
- So it is, you...
- Can you long jump your strength?
- You can long jump
close to your strength.
What's your strength again?
- 18.
- 18.
- So strong.
I can mage hand a rope across.
- That's true. Oh, your long
jump is 18 feet horizontally.
- Sweet.
- Cool.
- Oh, and if i'm 20?
- You're 20, you're even more than that.
- Great, you wanna take a rope?
- I'm 16, can i make it?
- Yeah.
- This is, i'm not even,
Everyone just roll an athletics check.
- Okay.
- I rolled a nat one.
- Nat one? Okay.
- Oh my god.
- Man, these rolls.
- 14.
- Yeah, hell yeah.
- Oh my god. 26.
- Nat 20!
- Nice.
- Ooh. You do your mage
hand, set the fire.
As you're doing that, you go to jump
And there's a huge splash in
the river as you go to ford it.
- With a nat 20, can i try to grab her
And stop her from like,
going down the river?
- With a nat 20, you can.
You guys pull up on the other side here.
I'm gonna put you all over here.
As you are there, i'm going to...
That's gonna be cumulous's turn.
- Just thought of this, but
like, do i know anything about
If there are any more of those
teleportation runes around?
- Here's the deal, man.
You have a movement of
10 and you're invincible
And you have no threat of being caught.
If you wanna catch up to your friends,
You have to take risks.
- Sure.
- If you want to be safe and
you think that they've got it,
Then puff your little
storm cloud way outta here.
- I feel like cumulous will
come out of gaseous form
And just start sprinting that way.
- Okie dokie.
- Oof.
- You come out right here.
Let me see if that's within torchlight.
- Well if it's, i mean-
- Okay, so you will move
here, come out of torchlight.
- Yeah.
- And end your turn by
leaving gaseous form. Gotcha.
That is, i am now gonna roll.
Splashing in that river is
just gonna be a dc 10 check.
They got a +6 over by the bridge.
Four or higher, they notice you.
That's a 9.
- f*ck.
- Four or higher?
- Yeah.
- So they notice?
- Yep.
- By this bridge?
- Yes.
You all see...
On your next turn, you guys
all move into the town square.
You have gotten into dulcington.
Go ahead, everybody, and
give me some stealth checks.
- So funny that these are mini minis.
- Now that we're running,
we're still at disadvantage?
- Yep, correct.
- 24.
- 34.
- Yeah, 24.
- One, 15.
- 15? Okay.
- What the f*ck is this?
- It's a battle.
- What is he doing to us?
- f*cking the dragon from
season one lands.
- He just-
- Dragon principal.
- Just over the town, over
our little mini minis.
- Okay.
- Eats all of us.
- Rip.
- Goodbye, folks.
- You guys take your 28mm minis.
Ruby, queen caramelinda.
- Oh!
- Oh, she looks cool.
- Oh, our mom is cool!
- Another secret black woman.
Why don't you just tell me
these characters are black?
Why are you hiding from me?
- She's got caramel skin, dude.
- Honestly, okay.
- Do the math.
- No, she could be italian.
Like, this is a black-
- Why is it always italian?
Arthur aguefort's italian,
caramelinda's italian.
- Oh, okay, so that's what it is.
There's no diversity in this show.
- You have a presupposition
That my characters are all
italian and that's a weird thing
That you need to interrogate
on your own time.
- That's on you.
- That's all, it's like-
- You introduce every npc by saying,
"you see a big italian man,"
And then you go on to say the other-
- He says, "it's a-Me! Oh,
i miss-A the home-A-Land!"
- "i'm-A the queen of a candyland!"
Sorry, candia.
Cool. You guys step out
into the town square.
You guys can see where you are right here.
- I'm invisible.
- You are still invisible and
you see in front of you...
Boxes and boxes.
- Boxes upon boxes.
He's got so many boxes.
- I don't like it. I don't like this-
- Truly a voice i've never heard you use.
- Yeah, same. This is-
- He's got boxes and boxes.
- You guys round the
corner as torches flare up
After that loud noise, and
there are ceresian soldiers
In the middle of the town square.
- f*ck.
- Oh, it's the f*cking...
It's that one.
- Oh, that f*cking gladiator.
- f*ck that guy.
- Okay, here they all are.
- Oh, sh*t.
- You got that one.
- A little piece came off.
- Oop.
- I can't be surprised so did
i know that they were coming
Or would i have-
- Well, you guys just run into
them in the middle of town.
They roll a three for their initiative.
Top of the order is liam.
- Yeah, let's ice 'em.
Do i get advantage if
i'm going first, or...
- I'm gonna say that this is actually,
Yeah, this is a different combat
So you get your whole first round thingy.
- Oh, great, okay. So i'm
gonna aim for ciabatta warrior.
- Go for it. Give me a...
- Nat 20, i crit.
I f*cking crit, man.
- What?
- You are unbelievable!
- Liam! Mvp!
- Non-Stop crits, m*therf*cker!
- Oh my god.
- That's what?
2d6, 2d10, we got a d8 in the mix.
- Let's see, yeah, so that's 2d10, 2d6-
- Are you cheating?
- 2d8.
- Are you cheating?
- I'm watching.
- Do you think murph would let them cheat?
- Let me see, and then all of
this, i add 16 to at the end.
- That's surreal, dude.
- Surreal.
- We're living in a fake life.
- So that's 10, 18, 25,
Plus eight is 33, plus 16, so 40.
- I think it's just eight again.
- Oh, okay.
- So it's just 8 again, so that's-
- 41.
- Great.
You guys round the corner,
see the ceresians, they go,
"ha ha, it is a royal!"
And an arrow goes right in
the guy's neck, he's not down.
Go ahead and keep making
the rest of your attacks.
- Okay, then i guess for this
one, i'll do bursting arrow
'cause i feel like there are maybe
Three people within range?
- Hell yeah.
Yeah, there's three people
Within five feet of him, absolutely.
- Oh, so cool, oh, bursting
arrow is actually 10 feet
So can i get more people with that?
- Jesus, yes, you can get more people.
- Wow!
- Okay, so this'll be-
- f*ck, i'm not invisible
'cause i used my mage hand.
- Yep, you're done.
- Oop, sorry.
Ooh, well, but that's
still an 18. Does that hit?
- 18 hits, yep.
- Okay, cool.
- Nice.
- So bursting arrow is...
- Yeah, deal the damage to the dude first.
- Okay, yeah, so that is a d10.
Nine, great.
- Okay, still not down.
- So nine plus eight is 17.
- Or wait...
Okay, he's still barely hanging on.
- Cool, and then these
2d6, which is seven.
- This guy goes down (mimics
bursting) with that expl*si*n
And these guys all take
seven points of damage.
- Great, great, and then my last attack.
Yeah, 27.
- Go ahead and roll damage.
This is gonna be the d10 plus eight?
- Yeah.
That's seven plus eight, 15.
- You're going for one of
the guys you injured already?
- Yeah. Oh, i injured most
people, right, it's 10 feet?
- These dots are actually each
five feet, so these guys are,
You were able to hit
just these dudes here.
- So everyone but him?
- Everyone but him and these
ones and ruby and caramelinda.
So you ice another one (mimics
blast exploding) behind him,
Blast of peppermint.
Your guys' stealth is fully
given away at this point.
- Sure.
- That's liam.
Ruby, that's you.
- sh*t.
I would like to...
- You have what, three hit points?
- Yeah, i'd like to take my disengage.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Are we in the light here, or is it dark?
- Yes, they have lit the
torches in the town square
So you are visible, but you are hidden
By some of the buildings
So the bridges right now cannot see you.
- Okay, so i'd like to take
my cunning action disengage,
Move behind theo and liam.
- Yep.
- And then sh**t at one of
these guys that got injured
With yak to help me so i have advantage.
- Go for it.
- That's a 19?
- That hits, go ahead
and roll sneak attack.
- Great.
- Nice.
- Three sixes.
- He's-
- Wait, hang on, and a five.
Three sixes and a five is,
sh*t, i can't do math right now.
- 23.
- 23 plus five, 28.
- He is obliterated. Truly obliterated.
Sour scratch sends his
soul straight to hell.
Done.
That is going to be king amethar.
- Do you have more attacks, or is that-
- No, i just get a single attack.
- I step into the group
of three in front of me
And i'll go into a rage.
- Incredible, yep.
- And then i'll swing on the one-
- There's one uninjured,
one and two injured.
Well, now they're all
injured, because of rage.
But you light up, cast fiery
light over the town square.
- I'll swing on the least injured one.
Or, yeah, the least injured one.
17.
- 17 hits.
- All right.
- Reroll ones. Great, nine plus nine, 18.
- Jesus. You behead him in a
huge stroke of payment day.
- Hell yeah.
- Fantastic, i'll take my bonus.
No, i already used my bonus action
So we'll just go for another one.
Yeah, 23.
- Hit.
- Great.
Reroll twos.
Eight, 17.
- This bread soldier
standing in the midst of candia
Is brought low by the king.
- And, oh, how dumb do i wanna be?
Let's get real dumb. Let me action surge.
I'll go for the one in front of me.
- Yeah.
- This is awesome.
- 25.
- My king!
- 25.
- It's gonna work, dude. Reroll one.
- So dumb and cool.
- Seven plus nine is 16.
- How do you do this guy in?
- f*cking straight down the middle.
Great, and then i'll use-
- He's full hoagie bun. He's
just split down the middle.
- And then i'll use my
movement to get to that guy.
- Mm-Hmm.
- We'll try and drop him as well.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Yeah, 25.
- Hell yeah, dude.
- Yes!
- And that's a full 20.
- What happens to this as*h*le?
- Oh, i think it's like a triple-Cut.
It's like one across
the top and then again.
- Yeah.
- The king of candia goes to
work in a blaze of sweet flame.
Queen caramelinda remarks,
"your father is good at what he does."
- Those guys are toast!
- My god!
- And theo, that's gonna be you.
- Sweet. I'll rush
forward at the last guy.
- Go for it.
- And i will do green flame blade.
- Hell yeah.
- So do an extra d8.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Sweet, that's a 18 to hit.
- 18 hits.
- Sweet.
10 damage!
- Hell yeah.
- 10 damage? He is on
death's door, but not out.
- Sweet, one more attack.
22 to hit.
- 22.
Yeah, 22, minimum damage you can do.
- Yeah, 12.
- You rush up,
Before a single one of this
occupying malicious army
Can even raise a weapon against you,
What remains of candia's royal family,
Fleeing for their lives, puts
them to their final rest.
And perhaps the thought
of "let this be the first
Of many steps to punish
those who have wronged you."
Go ahead, you guys disband with them.
Cumulous, what do you do?
- I'm going to take a full dash action
And then also use a bonus action,
Step of the wind, to dash again.
- How much movement do you have?
- I have 45, so that'd be 180?
- Wow.
- Wait, no, 45.
45 again, 45 again.
- 180.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Wait, is it, do i add 45 twice, or do i-
- No, movement, dash,
bonus action dash is three.
- Got it.
- So three times 45 is 135, correct?
- Yeah.
- Just that way.
- Wow, you're good, dude.
- The wind whipping
Through your cotton candy
hair,
With fluffwind out behind you.
You see, it's like the f*cking cat bus.
The long grass just,
The wind stretches out behind you
As you streak through the night.
- Amazing. Freaking "dragon
ball z" up in this sh*t.
- Cool, these knights are
going to barrel down after you.
- That's gonna be-
- They see me?
- Actually, you're just going,
Give me stealth with disadvantage.
You're like dead sprinting.
- Worst one is 19.
- They don't see you at all.
They continue to move down the road.
Hold on one second.
Okay, they keep moving.
All of you guys, you guys can
give me another stealth, but-
- I want to send a
message to manta ray jack.
Is he within 120 feet
now? I think that's what-
- It's not quite. It's close.
- 120 feet?
- Five of these.
- Oh yeah.
- Not quite.
- Oh, oh, not quite.
- I wanna run to the...
We all wanna grab jet.
- I'm going, yes.
- Okay. So...
- Well, caramelinda and i
can just go get the body
If the rest of you wanna go,
and then we catch up with you.
- I'd prefer to reclaim
my daughter's body.
- I'll go with amethar.
- Okay.
- Okay, you guys use your
movement. You rush into the shop.
Is everyone going into the shop
with them, or are you guys-
- Can i go into the shop first
Since i have such good
stealth and perception
To see if people are in
there waiting for us?
- Yes.
- Oh, that's a good call.
- Yes, go ahead and give me
a stealth check real quick.
- With advantage, if i'm-
- Yep.
- Yeah, 32.
- You guys, 32.
- I'll say if liam and amethar are going,
I'll go with ruby and do you
want to start running for-
- For the ship?
- Get manta ray jack?
It's probably good to get moving.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Okay, so theo, caramelinda,
and ruby continue to just run.
You guys get further and further there.
Amethar and liam go into the shop.
Amethar, you go into the shop,
Open the cabinet, and see jet.
- I just am pretty dead
inside at this time
And just kind of very
gracefully take her body,
Slink payment day on my side, let's go.
- You move out of the shop.
Cumulous, what do you do?
- I just do that again.
But more along, try to like,
kind of mimic the path that-
- That they took?
- Yeah.
- Just sprinting.
- Oh, can i make a perception
check on that bush?
The hay bale?
- Yeah, go for it.
- Look, i'm telling you,
we're gonna lift it up
And the carrot paladin
is gonna be under it.
- Can i also say that as we're
running towards the dock,
Can i send a message to manta ray jack
And tell him that we need
to go immediately to-
- Yeah, you get a message
back from him saying, "roger!"
And you hear a bell ringing on the ship.
- Hell yeah.
- Why?
- I mean, my exact thought.
- He's gotta wake up like 30 sailors.
- No, he does not!
- Everyone knows!
Everyone knows!
- Shake some bare shoulders!
- We are f*cked.
- Everyone knows.
- And because of that, we are f*cked.
- You guys see these guys muster,
Begin to march across the bridge,
These guys marching behind them.
These guys race over this bridge
And are joined by another
squadron of knights here.
- f*ck!
- Okay, all of you guys,
You're just dead sprinting for the boat?
- Dead sprint, as dead as a sprint can,
Well, jk, i'm walking.
I'm jogging with my dead daughter's body.
- Mm-Hmm, you guys rush here.
You are so close to the harbor.
These guys are gonna take
not that much movement, boom,
Boom, and they're gonna open fire.
Hold on one second.
- They have disadvantage, right?
'cause we're all pass without a trace?
- That's very true, thank you.
- Thank you!
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- One hits liam.
- I take it. Swirlwarden.
- You jump in front of
liam.
Seven points of damage down to four.
Those crossbows come at you.
- Theo.
- No one else dies today.
- Cumulous, you're doing another one?
- Yes, and i'm gonna, does
it make sense for me to like,
Try to jump over a building?
- Your high jump is truly,
let me just see something.
You jump straight from here
to the top of this building.
- Monks f*cking rule.
- Jesus.
- f*ck yeah.
- You guys just see cumulous
Who was a million f*cking miles
away, has caught up after-
- We get shot at?
- Yeah.
- What the f*ck?
- Cumulous, you just leap-
- I did not sh**t at you.
You
sail through the air,
Bam, land on the top of the
chimney, sailing over the tree.
- Liam, no one else dies today.
We already lost jet and
cumulous. Oh, hello, cumulous.
- I am up here.
- Well, i guess you were right, theo.
He can take care of himself.
- You guys duck around the corner.
You make it all the way to the dock.
Manta ray says,
"right, what's happened?
What should we try to do?"
- We're trying to leave right now.
- "all right!"
They're like, busy undoing anchors.
You guys see, again, squadrons
of knights barreling down.
There's no g*dd*mn way
That you are gonna get this
boat up and running in time.
You get away from the archers.
The archers advance again.
- Okay, real talk, can i go into a rage
And attempt to push the boat?
- Give me an athletics check.
- Okay, you already have advantage, yeah.
- Oh, that's gonna be a 22.
- You guys see amethar gets his body,
His back up against the side of the boat,
Gets his legs up on the f*cking harbor
And and ropes begin to snap.
You've just shaved
Like 10 minutes off of this process.
You see...
All of you get aboard. Liam is aboard.
Cumulous, do you have one more to burn?
- Can i just take a full movement action?
I'm out of ki points.
- Okay, yes, you can take a full-
- I would love to jump across roofs.
- Actually, let me see.
I think you can just
do that, 'cause that's,
Yeah, that's less than 90 feet.
You leap from this chimney to this chimney
On the other side of
town, monks are insane,
And you jump down to your friends.
You have actually, against all
f*cking odds, caught up to-
- So rad!
- Your companions.
- That first time you
did it, it was crazy.
An then the seventh time
you did, i was like, "okay."
- I threw some horses off a cliff.
- What?
- We saw you k*ll some dogs.
- I did.
- I support it. Those dogs were evil.
- As you guys are barreling down,
All of you up the gangplank
that is barely attached
To the ship after amethar pushes it off.
You see that there is one
last rope that they're trying,
They are just trying, not even the ropes
Attaching to the harbor, just
trying to get the sails down.
- I use my mage hand.
- You (mimics sails whipping
down) pull the sails down.
As you start doing that, you see knights
Coming up through the alley,
swinging grappling hooks.
- Can i do, okay, i would
like to cast, so knock does,
A target that is held
shut by a mundane lock.
I would like to like, the reigns,
Something holding the horses,
to cause some f*cking chaos
Like let go of the-
- Cool.
Go ahead and just give
me a ranged spell attack.
- Oh boy, my ranged
spell attack is not good.
- You have sprinkle.
- 18.
- One of them, bam, flies open.
You guys begin to head off.
As you sail up the
river, you have escaped.
Silence descends.
Amethar stands holding the
body of the princess jet
As the night envelops you all.
- I'm going to miss you so
much. Taught me so much.
- And it's all of aunt lazuli's fault
And it's all my f*cking
fault my sister died.
- What task was given
To our lord commander of the tartguard?
And as it glows bright,
It casts your shadow
on the wall behind you.
Its hair is in a long braid.
- Jet?
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05x10 - Blood & Bread
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.