- Welcome one and all to
the final, final episode of
A crown of candy.
I am your humble dungeon
master, brennan lee mulligan.
With me, as always, are
our intrepid heroes.
Say hi, intrepid heroes.
- Hi, intrepid heroes.
- Jumping right back
into the initiative, liam,
You've just wasted plumbeline uvano,
The shadows wrap around you,
ice mists off your crossbow.
Theo, that is your turn.
- Sweet, can liam's archers still sh**t?
- Yes, they can still
move on liam's initiative,
That's correct.
- Love it, cool.
- So, if you wanna take
an attack on your archers,
Go for it.
- Yeah, i would like my
archers to attack this other-
- Cavalry?
- Yeah, 'cause maybe
Theo could hop on there.
- Yeah, maybe we could grab two, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah, have him go
ahead and make an attack.
So they don't have advantage,
they're just a regular attack.
- Okay.
- Oh, ah, hell yeah.
Okay, cool, 18.
- That is a hit.
They suffer a casualty.
- So, they're down to-
- Three maybe?
- Three maybe, or were they already hit?
- These guys were not already hit.
- Okay, cool.
- Firing on the cavalry.
But, again, that's 25
percent of their number
Of this calvary unit.
Vegetanian knights rear
back in their chariots.
That's going to be theo and your unit.
- Sweet, i think i am going to,
Okay, first, my guys and me,
i guess, will attack the,
Is there really any point in
me attacking with my unit?
Because-
- You give 'em shield
When you can, but that's not something-
- That's true, okay.
- And you can always use, if you want to,
If you're not doing your own thing,
You can use your action to
give your unit advantage.
So, if you're not casting a healing spell,
If you're not flying into a rage,
You're not doing whatever else-
- Right.
- If you're just like,
"i'm walking with them,
"i'm fighting with them,"
they roll with advantage.
- Okay, sweet.
Then i will, i think, as my action,
I'll grant my guys
advantage on the cavalry.
- Awesome, go for it.
- How much do they get to add to attack?
- These guys get to add-
- Was it plus four?
- Yeah, i think it was plus four.
- I believe it was plus four, yes.
- Okay, they got a 16.
- 16 on the cavalry is not gonna hit.
- Okay, i am going to then,
Can i bonus action second wind?
- Yes, you can.
- Sweet, i'm gonna go ahead
and do that real quick.
Nice, that's 18 hit points back.
- Woo!
- And then i'm going to,
I think i'm gonna tell my
knights to defend the archers,
And i'll lead the way,
i'll send you messages.
I just pick one, somebody
that looks really responsible.
- Great, you see that there's
a lime gummy bear who goes,
"good, sirrah."
"pip pip."
- Limey, you are so responsible.
- "right-O."
You see that, yeah, he even says,
"for north-Gumbia!"
- Love your style,
And then i'm gonna jump
in the carriage with liam.
- You jump in the empty chariot with liam?
- Yeah, buddy.
- Rad as hell.
- Do you shout, "road trip,"?
- And that-
- Road trip!
- What?
- And that mount has fresh movement,
Because it went last round.
So, if you and liam wanna
jump on the same mount,
You have its full round
of movement, if you want.
- We probably don't wanna get much closer,
But maybe we wanna get-
- You can get out of the way probably.
- Yeah, we can get
ourselves out of the way.
Although, i don't wanna leave
my dudes totally hanging.
Maybe we wanna, do we have
enough movement to yoink?
- Oh, i think you actually might.
Hold on one second.
- Can they yoink, dude?
- Can we yoink?
- Can we yoink?
- Can we yoink?
- How hard can we yoink?
- I'm just trying to yoink, dude.
- Let my boys yoink, dude.
- I just wanna know if we can yoink.
- Come on, there's a
little downhill on that.
- 60 is, so that's like five, a million,
I mean you have, yeah, a hundred percent.
- Okay, yeah-
- You flank.
- We'd like to get back here,
Kind of as far back,
Almost kind of hoping like cumulous,
Just being like, "where's cumulous?"
- Yeah, from here, you guys can
make it all the way to here,
Or you can, if you wanna hug them-
- Yeah, i'd like to hug them,
'cause i don't want these guys
To get instant attacks on us.
- Cool.
Absolutely, awesome, that's your movement.
You are flanking.
These guys are going to continue
to go across the courtyard.
Those guys are going to,
Actually, they're gonna fire
on you guys, i'm afraid.
- Okay.
Do we get any kind of cover or anything
'cause of our carriage?
How does it work?
- Yeah, you get a plus two to your ac.
- Oh sweet.
- Cool.
- Hold on a second, but
you guys are not a unit,
You're just two guys in a chariot.
- Oh no.
- Huh, we are a unit.
- Two guys in a chariot.
- Two guys-
- Coming soon to tbs.
- Two guys, one chariot, this fall.
- Okay, theobald, you take
eight points of damage.
- Okay, down minus three, right?
- Yes, that's correct.
- Sweet, so five.
- Liam takes 13 points of damage.
As you guys are riding through the night,
With these, they absolutely
need torches on them
Or you'll go into a f*cking
ditch and k*ll yourself.
- Right on.
- And it's enough of a target
That the archers up on the wall,
These cruller crossbowmen, hit you guys.
- These, it was those guys?
The green ones?
- Yes, these guys are
going to slide in here.
That's going to be-
- Do we know if they're
still doing muster checks,
Or is that done?
- You're not sure if all
the units have been mustered
That are here, it's possible not,
But so you're not certain.
That's going to be amethar.
- Oh, great.
Can i look at joren and say,
"hey me, you, that general, now!"?
- You see, he says,
"got it, let's roll out the carpet,"
And five guys go flying.
- Great.
- And we are going to, oh, this is so fun.
Here you are,
And we're just gonna pop this bad boy
Literally right here, all right?
- They're so afraid.
- Run away, little idiots.
- They do look scared now.
- They look like aliens.
- Yeah.
- In a cool way.
- Or they look like marvin martian.
- Yeah.
- Amethar of the house of rocks
and duke joren jawbreaker.
- Sick!
My dad's sick!
My dad's so sick.
- You guys move through.
I'm gonna get some
opportunity attacks on you
As you guys close through the lines.
None of that hits.
For joren, okay, joren takes
a little bit of damage.
- Wow, you're so strong.
- You guys just muscle through.
Someone slashes out at joren, you close.
You see constano going,
"imperial soldiers, keep yourselves.
"these candians must be,"
And sees you and joren closing in on him,
Lowers his spear.
Go ahead and take your turn.
- Great, yeah.
Can i move here?
- Yes, you can.
- And then let me just swing on this guy.
- Hell yeah.
- Advantage, i
bet, since you're flanking.
- I'm not sure,
But i hit regardless.
- No, flanking is for
units, not for individuals.
- Great, let's make, so
that's gonna be 24 to hit?
- Yeah, 24 will do it.
- I'll turn that into a trip attack.
- Whoa!
- Yeah.
- So, he needs to make, i think it's-
- Oh, i have your dc back here.
- Great, fantastic.
- And it's a strength check, correct?
- Yeah, yeah.
- He succeeds.
- Great,
What was two?
- Oh.
- Seven plus eight,
13 plus nine, 22?
- Seven plus eight is 15.
- 15 plus nine, twenty four.
- Jesus.
- First attack.
We'll go again, where'd you go?
- Nat 20!
- Nat 20.
- Crit, crit, crit, crit!
- Yes, pops.
- You got superiority die?
- I will-
- You can, if you wanna
burn it and double it,
You do another trip attack.
- I'll do another trip
attack in front of it.
- Jesus.
- Don't you have something
that if you'd crit on someone-
- I don't think he's k*lled
anyone from the family-
- Oh, okay, okay.
- Yet.
- That's an important thing.
If payment day hits a nat 20
On someone that's k*lled a
member of amethar's family,
They have to save or die.
- Yeah.
Oh, why did so many of those fly out?
We'll re-Roll this one.
It's still a one, so 12, 16, 20, 25, 26,
Plus nine, is 35.
- Hell yeah
- And then because i crit,
Great weapon master
gives me one more attack-
- Oh!
- But that's a nat one.
- Okay, you deal 59 points
of damage to constano.
- Hell yeah.
- You-
- Did he pass the trip attack?
- Oh, i had to make a
second save, hold on.
Hold on, that one's c*ck,
ah, he makes the second one.
- Good.
- You see he's just getting
bodied and sliding back
To keep his stance.
That's him, that's gonna be your unit.
His unit no longer can
use his martial abilities
'cause he's locked in
individual combat with you.
Go ahead and roll for
your house of rocks unit.
- Great, that's gonna be, nah, it's a six.
- Okay, and you can roll for
The house of rocks archers behind.
- Great, they'll hit.
They'll aim for the cavalry again,
But that'll, i think that'll hit.
What's plus four?
- Plus four, it has to hit an 18.
- Is it plus four or plus five?
- I believe it's plus four.
- Okay, then it's only 17.
- Gotcha.
Ting, ting, ting!
Yeah, cavalry is very, very hard to hit.
- Then i'll have them move up to-
- Yes, gotcha, awesome.
That's house rocks, that's amethar.
- There's these guys too.
You got-
- Yeah, that cavalry.
- Oh, cavalry, yeah.
- And the archers over here.
- That cavalry, if it doesn't
take an opportunity attack,
Will move to hit the vegetanians.
- Hit the infantry right here?
- Yeah.
- Cool, no opportunity attack, closes,
And it flanking with theo
and liam on the other side.
- Right?
- Go ahead
And roll with advantage.
- Plus?
- Plus eight.
- 19.
- That inflicts a casualty
On the fresh vegetanian infantry.
Incredible!
And flies past them, that's house rocks.
- Oh, can i use that cavalry?
- The archers.
- The archers?
- Yes, you can.
Go for it.
- And i forget if they're still stunned.
- They are still stunned.
- Okay, cool, so they have advantage.
- They have advantage.
- 14 plus whatever they add.
- Oh, that's 18.
That hits.
- Okay.
- Okay.
They hit, these guys have to roll morale.
They succeed on morale.
They suffered their fifth casualty.
They are almost dead.
They are on the verge of being destroyed.
Okay.
Hold on, how fast can
these m*therf*ckers move?
- Oh boy.
- Oh, you're gonna get your chance
At shredding the carrot.
- These guys close with you.
- Okay, are they able to attack this turn?
- No.
- Whew.
- They are not able to attack.
You hear keradin calling out and going,
"sinner, will you not face your judgment?"
- In bulbian, i say, "the
bulb does not consider you.
"you are nothing to it.
"the hungry one also doesn't consider you.
"you're nothing to that as well."
- Oh.
- And i flick a seed at him.
Not the important seed-
- Not the good one, yeah.
- Just a random seed.
- It's random seed.
Go ahead and give me an
intimidation check with advantage.
- Hell yeah.
20, nat 20!
I was not looking at that one!
- You have to stop rolling nat 20s.
- Yo, i was watching the spinning one.
I was like, "i don't know."
- Yeah, i saw it hit early, i was like.
- You have to stop this!
It's every season.
- f*ck off, keradin.
- Run away, b*tch.
- You see, as keradin looks
Your steely glowing peppermint eyes,
And understands, fundamentally,
the truth of what you say.
In fact, seeing your
vision of the world beyond
Reflected in your eyes,
something deep within him breaks,
And he will roll disadvantage
on every attack against you
For the rest of the fight.
- Yeah!
- f*ck yeah,
And i'm speaking in his ancient language.
- You're speaking in an ancient language.
- It's like if i said it in greek
Some weird sh*t to a bible scholar.
- Truly miraculous.
- f*ck yeah.
- The only word-
- Whoa, f*ck yeah.
- Truly miraculous.
- Shred that carrot.
- He closes.
These guys are actually going tear away,
These guys are gonna come down here
And flank these cavalry
coming for house rocks,
And they do not hit.
- Sweet.
- They start to fly by, do not hit.
These guys are gonna come
And they're flanking
these cavalry as well.
- Poor cavalry.
- That is going to be a hit.
- Is that one casualty?
- That's one casualty.
- Okay, those guys are down to two.
- Yeah, rest of the
vegetanians that are here.
- And keradin's force,
is that at full force?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, keradin's at full.
- Okay.
- These archers are going to fire on-
- Wait, i haven't had my turn yet.
They fired on them, they fired on-
- No, cruller right here fired on them.
- Oh, i see.
- This is vegetania.
And they're actually gonna take up.
They're gonna fire at the dragon.
- But with, i have cover, 22 ac.
- They miss.
Ping, ta, ting, ting, ting.
- Ping, ta, ting, ting, ting.
- That's going to be-
- Oh, can we move that battering ram up?
I don't think-
- Oh, that is supposed
to go on rocks, yeah.
This one continues to move up.
That's gonna be the cheddar,
that's gonna be the trebuchet.
- Yeah!
- Can they attack units?
- They're really bad at attacking units.
- Okay.
- They can try to open up
Holes in the castle wall, they can try to,
And they can eliminate
places in the castle wall
Where archers are stationed.
- Yeah, that would be useful.
- We have only two left, or two of those-
- Ballistas-
- You got these two last ballista here.
- Okay.
- Let's do it.
- No, no.
Plus?
- Plus five.
- To 16.
- 16 hits.
- Are you going for
that one in that corner?
- No, i'm going to back up liam and theo.
- Okay, great.
We'll take out the one
in that back corner.
- Go ahead and give me 8d10.
- Oh, 12, 11, 23, 23, 27.
Is this math right?
Am i doing this math right?
27, plus 10, 37.
- Okay, still operational, you fire,
Another cheese boulder sails overhead.
That's gonna be ruby.
- How far can i get with
my movement and dash?
- Movement and dash,
your speed's 35, right?
- Yes, it's 70.
- You can get-
- 70, it's about three inches,
And you can do a bonus
action dash as well.
- Right, i'm wondering if i wanna do that.
- So your-
- Hopefully, you can
attack with a second one.
- So, a double move is about that far.
- Yeah, you'd be caught up.
- Okay, yeah, i'll do that double move.
If i step out now,
Can i step back in on my next turn?
- Yes, you can, but you
have used your movement to-
- Right.
- You're also moving, yeah.
- But could i sh**t
somebody is what i'm asking.
- Yes, absolutely.
- Couldn't your whole unit sh**t people?
- No, my unit is infantry.
- Your unit are not archers,
But you absolutely can step
out and then step back.
- And then step back in.
- That makes, yeah.
- Absolutely, yes.
- Great, and how far away is carrot man?
- Let's see how far carrot man is away.
From you, right now,
he's about seven inches,
Seven times 25, he's about 175 feet away.
- Oh, so i can't get him.
- There's one of those chariots.
- Can you get a chariot?
- Yeah, i could sh**t a chariot.
- These chariots are flanking us.
- Yes, 'cause they're
gonna mess up our dude.
- Yeah, so they're flanked, right?
So, i can sh**t with advantage?
- No.
- That's only for units.
- Oh, okay.
Well, i mean, i might as well.
- He's within disadvantage
range of your shortbow.
- Oh, so i would only be
sh**ting with disadvantage?
- You'd be sh**ting
with disadvantage, yeah.
- f*ck, okay.
- Could yak, though, give
you, just equal it out?
- Then i could equal it out, yeah.
- Equal it out
and take a straight attack.
- Then i'll do that.
- Okay, awesome.
- No.
- f*ck.
- Okay.
- 14, 14 doesn't hit.
- 14 does not hit.
Arrow flies off into the dark,
Ping, off of keradin's armor,
And your unit has moved.
You've taken an attack.
It's gonna be the duke joren jawbreaker.
- He gets advantage, i think.
- Could your unit have
readied action to attack?
- Oh, i don't know if he's prone.
- Oh yeah, can my unit ready an attack
If somebody comes near us?
- No, they cannot, 'cause
they used your bonus.
Oh, they actually can.
Yeah, they can ready an attack.
- Ready an attack, okay.
- Ready an attack, yeah.
- So, if somebody comes next to us,
They'll bash 'em.
- Cool, gotcha.
Oop, i have made a terrible error.
That's all right, i have a million dice.
- Oh, buddy.
Oh, 16 and three is 19, plus, 19 plus-
- Joren jawbreaker, i think.
- Five is 24-
- Oh grissini, no, he's doing this damage.
- Oh.
- I think so.
I think this is good.
- Yeah, you see, you
Payment day, he slides back
and is hit right across
The back of the head
for 30 points of damage
By chin seeker.
- Great.
- Boom!
As jawbreaker moves in
on the other side of him,
Just this little breadstick guy,
Two giant candian
berserkers on either side.
So, he goes, "oh, you love to see it."
- You love to see it.
- You spill those guts
And i'll get a new set of teeth!
That is him.
His unit is going to, actually,
they're gonna move this way,
Get in between the archers,
But they're gonna go
for grissini and flank.
Go ahead and gimme an
attack roll with advantage.
- Plus four.
- Plus four.
- 14.
- 14 does not hit.
Then, you can get his crossbow behind you.
Are those?
No that's infantry, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay, so there,
Where do you want that infantry to go?
- Can they start to move to
through the church as well?
- Yeah, yeah, they
take just a full double move.
- Yeah.
- They get up here.
- Great.
- Cool.
Getting to the high ground.
You guys have, you can hear
your candy soldiers sweating
As they rush up the hill.
Jawbreaker, ruby, do you have anywhere
You want this jawbreaker
cavalry to go right here?
- I mean, why don't they attack
The cavalry that's right next to them?
That makes sense to me.
- Cool.
- And if that-
- And that makes them flanking-
- Flanking.
- Go ahead and roll
with advantage for them.
- f*ck, and it's plus what?
- Eight, right?
- Plus eight.
- What's seven plus eight?
15, no.
- No, not gonna do it.
And then you have jawbreaker
archery right here.
This cavalry is a little bit injured.
This one's not.
These guys are uninjured as well,
But you do have jawbreaker
crossbow right there.
- Why don't we go after
the injured cavalry?
- Go for it.
Give me an attack roll, and
we'll do with advantage,
'cause they're flank, or
no, those are not flanks,
They're just a regular roll.
- Are they flanked by
that cavalry right there?
- No, these guys are-
- The injured ones are not flanked.
- The injured ones are not flanked, yeah.
- Okay.
- Not gonna do it.
Okay, that is jawbreaker.
That's going to be grissini.
These guys are gonna close in on you.
Okay, it's two hits from
grissini on amethar.
Eight, 11, six is 17, plus
four is 21, halved to 10
On the first one.
Second one is eight, 11,
15, 18, 22 halved to 11
On the next one.
- First one was 10, second one was 11?
- Yes, first one was
10, second one was 11.
And then his dude's gonna
take some attacks here.
11, 14, plus nine is
23, halved to 11 again,
As he shouts orders for all
of his men to just attack you.
- 11 again?
- 11 again.
What's amethar at?
- 84.
- Okay, that's him.
His unit is gonna go after rocks,
But without any of his
advantages as a commander.
That is a miss from them.
House jawbreaker's infantry right there
Is gonna get some from the crossbow.
That's going to be,
That's gonna be a miss from them.
These guys are going to come
here for jawbreaker's force.
That's gonna be a casualty.
- Yikes.
- Any other ceresians
doing anything out here?
Ceresian archers appear at the top
And are going to fire on
that jawbreaker cavalry,
Or on the, sorry, rocks cavalry.
They inflict another casualty.
I'm gonna need a morale save.
These guys, the cavalry,
has a plus four to morale.
You need to hit a 15.
- 14.
- The ceresian archers appear
at the top of the gatehouse.
This cavalry unit is slaughtered.
- We're in a bad position, liam.
- That's going to be-
- Yeah.
- These are bad guys, these are bad guys?
Pretty much everyone in front
of us, those four little-
- Cumulous, that's you.
- Cumulous is just going to attack the,
If i broke off from them,
how many people are there to-
- Oh, how many?
Oh, if you broke off, how
many people are there?
- Yeah, i'm just wondering
if it makes sense for me to,
You know what?
I'll just attack 'em with the crew.
I'll just do that.
- Cool, go for it.
- They're not stunned anymore, correct?
- I believe it's 'til the
end of your next turn, right?
- Oh, okay, so they're still stunned.
- I think there's still stunned, yeah.
So you can attack with the advantage.
- Oh, whoops.
So, 14 plus whatever i get.
- Oh, you slaughter them.
The meatlanders are defeated.
- Yes.
- Yes, and that's my, i'm going to, can i?
Yeah, i guess, would the dogs get
An attack of opportunity on me if i-
- No, they would not.
- Okay, and i ignore difficult terrain?
- Yeah, correct.
- How far can i get up this path?
Or, if i'm trying, i wanna-
- Speed's 50, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- So, you took an attack,
Movement would be two of these squares.
- Okay, i'll do that.
- Cool, you run.
I'm actually gonna make two
morale checks for these dogs.
One of the groups of dogs just
flees as the meatlanders die.
- Great.
- Is there another group of dogs?
- Yeah.
- You just can't see it.
- There were two.
- Oh, oh.
- And then you have archers, right?
- Yeah, they're going on his turn though.
- Okay, got it.
- That's cumulous, so that's your move.
And all right, so you
k*ll them, take your move.
Saccharina, that's you and cinnamon.
- Okay, cinnamon's gonna fly down,
So that i get in position to
cone of cold those archers.
- The vegetanian archers, cool.
- So, that's gonna be 8d8
cold damage, but that's-
- Isn't it higher, 'cause
they're wearing armor?
Cone of cold, doesn't it do more damage
If they're wearing metal armor?
- I don't think so, no.
- It doesn't say anything, no.
- I think that's lightning stuff.
- Oh, okay.
- Do you need more d8s?
- Yeah, i need a bunch of d8s.
- I got a bunch of d8s.
- Here you go.
- But this is mid- Flight,
So this isn't him ending his move.
- No.
- Do you need more?
I got one.
- Six, seven, eight, okay.
Let's see, so 14, 20, 30, 5, 36.
So, 36 to a 60 foot cone.
- Jesus.
- I mean, that's f*cking everybody.
I'm gonna roll a
constitution saving throw.
These guys have a plus two.
- They have to hit a 17.
- So, they need a 15 or higher.
We're gonna do box of doom.
I mean, a cone literally, a
60 foot cone, is gonna hit
Every single one of them,
So they need to roll a 15 or higher.
They need to roll 15 or higher.
- Would they all save?
- That's a seven.
- Okay.
- Saccharina, you, astride cinnamon,
Feel the rush of going
over the tower's edge.
Tell me what happens to these archers.
- So, it's cone of cold,
So they actually all just freeze there,
And it's frozen just so that
Everyone looking on knows
what's coming for them.
- You guys see that entire-
- But they all freeze in
terrifying death postures.
- You guys see an entire unit of archers,
An entire squadron of vegetanian archers,
Frozen in three layers of ice,
Just chocolate, vanilla, strawberry.
You have, in one spell, wiped
out a unit from the board.
- That's crazy.
- And then we're gonna,
cinnamon's gonna continue moving
And land right here.
- Cool.
- And it's time to use-
- Liam, we're in a really bad position.
Oh, this is good!
- Hold on, we are gonna
be diligent about speed,
'cause 80 feet is not that far.
- But his speed is actually
doubled, that's part of haste.
- Oh jesus, are you serious?
- Yeah, it says,
"until spell ends,
target speed is doubled."
- So, 160?
- Okay, so hold on.
So, his speed is 160, which is four, six,
Like six and a half inches.
Okay, so he uses two to get there,
And then, okay, so, in one
movement, he gets here.
That's where he can get for one movement.
- Okay, then, since he has
haste, he'll use it to do that.
- Do one action to get in position.
- And then he's going to fire breath.
- I think i look at theobald,
And i say, "i fully trust you."
- These are the right
kind of people to fry!
- You already trusted us, right?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
- Of course, my master of arrows.
Please don't assassinate me.
- We need to talk, liam, there's-
- I wouldn't ever assassinate
the queen, that's so, what?
- Go ahead and roll damage for me
For his fire breath ability.
- What does that do?
- 16d6.
- What?
- Jesus christ.
- No, no way!
- You need more?
- No way, i have a really
pointy d8 that's hard to use.
- Here's two more.
- Here's two more.
- 10, oops, 12, 14, 16, okay.
- Jesus, everybody stand back.
- This is liam's first attack level, okay.
- Hell yeah, my dice did well.
- 11.
- They always do.
- They always do, brother.
- 33.
- I shouldn't spit, i'm sick.
- 34.
- You barf on the dice.
- 38, 39, 40, 45, 50, 57.
57 damage to a 30 foot cone.
They have to make a dc 17
dexterity saving throw.
On a failed save, they take half that.
- Okay, 30 foot, the most you
can affect is half the unit.
So they have six, their size
is six, and the dc is 17.
These guys get, what is this?
Constitution or dexterity?
- Dex.
- Okay, so they only have
A plus one to this.
- Yeah.
- So, on a 16 or higher,
You still inflict one casualty,
On a 15 or lower, you inflict-
- Wait, with the breath weapon,
I'd only inflict one casualty?
- If they make their save.
If they fail their save,
You're gonna cut half
this unit off, right?
'cause it's about the
length of the breath weapon.
You can't hit guys past 30 feet.
- Okay.
- So, we're gonna roll
again, on a 16 or higher.
- But they'd still take half damage.
- They'd still take half.
So, on a 16 or higher,
It's gonna be one casualty to that unit.
On a 15 or lower, they are
gonna take three casualties
From that attack.
- Three casualties, only three?
- What about keradin?
He's standing right there.
- Keradin is gonna get
damages as an individual.
- Okay, cool
- Okay, great.
- That is a six.
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- Half of them are gone.
- These are the armored
paladins of the bulbian church.
You watch half of them throw
up paladin spells and prayers.
A vision of fire spreads its wings,
And the entire field of dulcington
Is cast in a cinnamon-Red glow.
For a moment, only the
screams can be heard
In the distant pitch of battle,
Surrounding this moment of pure silence
With a few timid wails.
Half of the paladins lay dead,
And the ones that survive
Stand just past the edge of ground
That is singed and burnt,
That smells of burning
leaves and vegetables.
- Delicious.
- Delicious.
- How is keradin doing?
Does he get affected?
Does he take half, or?
- Keradin's gonna roll his own save.
- Can i have those dice, please?
- Yeah.
- And that's sir keradin.
Dexterity, he makes his dex save,
So what's half of what you rolled, sorry?
- Did i say 57?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- He makes his dex save?
- Makes his dex save, so that's-
- Luck point.
- You're gonna make him reroll?
He fails his dex save.
- Oh!
- We're gonna get another
one of these out here.
Hold on one second.
- I'm assuming that won't k*ll him.
I don't wanna k*ll-
- Please, no.
- That won't k*ll him, right?
I don't wanna k*ll him.
- No, he's got so many f*cking hit points.
- Cool, cool, i just
wanna get him real weak.
- Hold on one second though.
We're gonna do it this way, jesus christ.
- Awesome.
- This is the coolest sh*t in the world!
This is the coolest sh*t
in the f*cking world!
And you guys are literally right here.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, we gotta jump
out and k*ll that carrot.
- So, you guys are over here.
Theo, you're right here,
And keradin deeproot is
the only one within 30 feet
That has survived this
blast of dragon fire.
- Can i use some kind
of intimidation check
On these people who are behind them?
Just because i'm on a dragon
who just breathed fire?
- Yeah, i'm gonna say that it's a dc.
On a dc 20 intimidate,
You can make them make a morale check
Or suffer a casualty.
- Oh, cool.
- Intimidate, would it be,
What do add to, should i
use his intimidate or mine?
- You should use your intimidation.
- My intimidation, okay.
So, what is it, 20?
- Yeah.
- Okay, i didn't get it.
- Cool, they're focused on
the fight in front of them,
And only turn to just see
this demonic f*cking force.
You, this paladin of the church,
burnt and his armor singed,
Stares up at a witch queen
astride a candy dragon,
And stares up into the jaws of death.
That is, okay, the archers,
these fruit archers,
Are going to fire on the dragon.
- My baby.
Yes, we are in harm's way now.
But remember, he does still have 20 ac.
- He still has 20 ac, for sure.
One, two, one, two, and a crit.
Four and a crit.
Plus 6.
- Bless you.
- 12, 16, 20, 31, 37 plus 6 is 43.
Cinnamon takes 43 points of damage
As arrows fly from the walls.
- How is he?
- He'll be okay.
We are gonna fly back to cover,
though, next chance we get.
- That's going to be, that's that unit.
These dogs f*ck right off.
No one's yelling orders at them.
- See ya, dogs.
- See ya, dogs.
- See ya, dogs.
- That is going to be the
only ballistae that are left.
That one has no line
of sight to the dragon.
Neither does that one.
That's going to be liam.
- I think we all know what i do.
- Do a little dance?
- I hop out of the carriage.
I'm completely wrapped up in
being a w*r guy at this point.
I cast disguise self on myself,
And i become keradin deeproot.
I point at him and then
i cast hunter's mark.
Can i do that, or is that two spells?
- The disguise self you get for free.
- I cast disguise self, i become him,
And then i cast hunter's mark,
and then i run away and hide
With my extra action.
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
- All right, all right, okay.
- Go ahead and give me a stealth check.
- Gladly.
Well, it's okay.
20, not nat.
- Okay, yeah, i'm gonna say
You rush off into the shadows and hide.
- Cool.
- That is your turn.
You have a unit, but they're not gonna,
Your unit is gonna move to just act on
The jawbreaker unit turn.
- I'm fine with that, yeah.
My archers?
- The archers, yeah.
Theo, that's gonna be you.
- Sweet, do i get a sense that
These guys that are right in front of me,
'cause i can probably see 'em pretty well,
So they look like they're gonna
Turn around and come after us,
or are they marching forward?
- They just had the cavalry
in front of them slaughtered.
Give me an insight check.
- Okay, 17.
- They may turn and charge the dragon.
- Okay, i am going to maybe try to impose
Disadvantage or something.
Can i just hit the meep on the a*s,
Try to freak it out,
And send it like running
through their line?
- Yeah, give me a, i'm
gonna say give me a,
This would actually
just be animal handling.
So, just give me an animal handling check,
And princess can give
you advantage on this.
- Okay, i'm gonna have
princess help me with this one.
- Just spank a meep?
- Spank a meep.
- Roll to spank this meep.
- It's not, it's an art,
dude, to spank a meep.
- We'll call this dc 15.
- Okay.
- It's not about pain.
You can do a dull thud,
you can do a smack.
- What is animal handling?
Can i do intimidation instead?
- Sure.
- Okay, i'm being very mean to this meep.
- An intimidating spank.
- Meep, this poor meep.
- Yeah, gooey taught me this one!
- Oh thank god, it was so close to one.
- Oh, it was so close, it was so close!
- Incredible.
- That is, yeah, 17?
- You leap off the chariot,
Spank this thing across
the a*s gooey style, and-
- Gooey style.
- Gooey style!
- Oppa gooey style.
- Oppa gooey style?
- Oppa gooey style.
- No!
- And the meep charges through
And is gonna give them
disadvantage on their next roll.
- Awesome, can i still do an
action, or was that my action?
- You can do a bonus action,
or a movement, if you want to.
- Could i do just a cantrip?
- Sure, you can do a cantrip.
- Sweet, i'm gonna do
blade ward on myself,
Give myself resistance to
Bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing.
- Cool.
- Done by weapon attacks.
- Hell yeah.
Cool, so you've leapt out here,
They have disadvantage.
That is theo's turn,
And you can go ahead and move
the knights of north-Gumbia.
Where do you want them?
- Oh, sweet.
I think i'll have them come
around to, where would they go?
I guess they'll start
moving forward a little bit
And go in on these-
- Go in on these cavalry here?
Cool.
- Yeah.
- Go ahead and make their attack.
- Come on, g*ng, only 14.
- Okay, cling, cling, cling!
They're going after the cavalry.
That's going to be -
- And i guess i'll go
up on keradin deeproot,
Make sure he doesn't do any sheisty stuff.
- Okay.
- Running towards the queen or something.
- Amethar, that's you.
- You know what to do, baby.
- Oh that was me.
- Does a 17 hit?
- Yes it does.
- Great, did he hurt me?
- He did hurt you.
- Great.
I'll reroll this one, reroll this, great.
Six, 11, 14, 17, plus nine.
- 26.
- 26, great.
We'll do it again.
Bang, bang, 27.
Nothing to reroll.
Eight plus 10, 18, plus nine; 27.
- Amethar, what happens
to constano grissini?
- I kick him in his f*cking chest.
Once he's on the f*cking
ground looking at me, i say,
"you were good to my daughter,
"but you fight for the wrong side,"
And i drive my blade deep into his chest.
- You feel the only
thing stopping your blade
Is the fact that you can't push
your hilt through his ribs.
Doughy, yeasty blood pours
out of grissini's mouth.
His troops wail.
I'm gonna make a morale check for them
With disadvantage, watching this.
They might just suffer a casualty
Literally just from you
destroying their commander.
That is a two.
- Great.
- Nice.
- Hell yeah.
- You see that a good, maybe,
20 percent of his soldiers
Turn and flee.
- And that's a death, right?
- That is a death, yes.
- I get a bonus attack.
That i'll just use on one of
the guys who hit me last round.
- I'll let you use the bonus attack
To give your troops
advantage, if you want.
- Great, i'd love that too.
- Go ahead and make an attack from rocks.
- Wow, a two and a three.
- This dragon will be out of here soon.
- You, grissini's dead body
is there on the ground.
You guys are very quickly
working your way through
The people that have wronged your family.
That is, let's do the rest
of the house of rocks.
- Great, the archers will turn
and fire on the ceresians.
Is that okay, if they fire through ranks?
- Yeah, they absolutely can.
- Great, so they'll fire on
the ceresians right there.
That's only a 13.
- That's a miss.
- Come on, boys.
- And then you have your ram right here.
- The ram will, i think,
fall in behind liam's forces-
- Okay.
- Just 'cause i don't
want it out in the open.
- Gotcha, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool, it falls in right here.
Great, that's house rocks.
- There's these archers as well.
- Oh, and the archers as well.
- I think they'll just move up.
- Yeah.
- Can i just-
- Yeah, they can fall in.
They can't get all the way,
'cause your guys are faster than them,
But they can get up there.
Okay, that's going to be,
After that is keradin deeproot.
- sh*t.
- Steps up.
- So, i get an opportunity attack?
- Yes you do.
- Yeah, f*ck him up.
- Can princess help you?
- I don't, no, not on
an opportunity attack.
21?
- 21 hits.
- Great.
- Okay, i don't do a
lot of damage, people,
So don't get too excited.
- Damage is damage, baby.
- I'm not like you guys.
Seven damage.
- Hey, it's a living.
- Is it 11?
- It's a living.
- Oh, i was really hoping it was 11.
- It's 11.
- It's 11.
- It's a seven.
- Okay, sometimes my cards are missing.
- Honestly, i think i'm too young to know
What that's even from.
- I have no idea.
- But i know it's something
my parents would say.
- It's the flintstones.
- Oh.
- How much was that, seven?
- Seven damage.
- They still have the
flintstones in alabama.
- Yeah, zac.
- He moves past you,
You get one good strike across his back,
He stumbles forward, he
closes with the dragon.
He's gonna make three attacks.
- Would the dragon not,
'cause wouldn't the dragon
have reach or something,
So he would-
- But he didn't,
Unfortunately, in 5e, he doesn't
leave the threatened area,
Which is the only thing
that triggers the attack.
He's going to use a second
wind to regain some hit points.
- Wait, hold on, the bad
guys can do stuff we can do?
- Outrageous.
- I thought he was a paladin.
- And his ac right now is 22, correct?
- Yes, no, 20.
- 20.
- Maybe he has some levels of fighter.
- Oh my god.
He walks up and says,
"beast of the hungry one,
i see what is within you.
"let the mace of the faith-"
And you see that he has a flash of
Seeing liam's face as his
own, speaking in bulbosi,
Swings, stumbles, misses,
and collapses to the ground,
Missing all three attacks.
That's a seven, a two, and a one.
- Whoa.
- "cinnamon, maybe just step on him."
- That is keradin.
Vegetanian archers are statues.
These guys, however, the rest of the unit
Is going to close, i'm afraid.
So, these guys are gonna close here.
These guys are going to
turn to face theobald.
- And they have disadvantage, right?
- Yeah, 'cause the meep.
- It's that damn meep.
- They have disadvantage.
- That freaked out meep.
- That freaked meep, dude.
- Freaky meep.
- Freak-A-Meep, keisha.
- Oh my god, okay.
- Freak-A-Meep, monique.
- Christina, freak-A-Meep.
Oh, i'm just imagining
a giant meep in a club.
- Oh, yeah.
That meep's a*s in a thong?
Wake up, that meep dancing?
- Ah, that meep is thick as hell.
- Dog, that meep is thick!
- Soft, covered in sugar.
- Ooh.
- Did i just discover
a new kink in myself?
- You know what?
Sometimes you find a new
kink, and you never know.
- Hey, will you dress as a meep for me?
- Hey, will you dip your butt in sugar?
- I kinda zoned out and
then i came back to to that.
- So, what do you think, babe?
- Also, babe, why do you keep disappearing
When we're talking?
- Oh no!
- Theo, you're at the
edge, oh, you're over here.
You get swarmed by the entire infantry.
I rolled 20 attacks against
you, and not one of them hit.
- Ah!
- What's going on?
- Good for me.
- Murph does 7 damage
on an attack because,
Instead of doing that, he does this.
- Oh, yeah.
- So you literally hold,
You are one man holding back
an entire unit of infantry.
You watch theobald square up,
And now you've got castle
candy to your back,
And you,
Just taking all of the
f*cking hits that you can.
However, these guys are gonna
come up and attack cinnamon.
Okay, those are some hits.
- Cinnamon.
- Can't stop thinking about freak-A-Meep.
- This is hard because my
wiener dog's name is cinnamon.
- Cinnamon takes another
12 points of damage
As the unit of paladins closes in on him,
And spears start to gore the dragon.
And then these guys are
gonna take some attacks,
And they're gonna get advantage on them.
That's a hit.
That is not a hit.
The knights of north-Gumbia
sustain another casualty.
- Yikes.
- Yeah, the cavalry flanks them
And they start slaughtering
the knights of north-Gumbia.
That's going to be trebuchet.
- Let's do it.
- Oh, right, let's f*ck 'em.
- Yo, can we hit those archers?
- Yeah, let's go for the archers, maybe.
- Yeah.
- 14 and a 17, 18.
- Oh, sorry.
- Wait, plus five.
- Oh, 19.
- 14 plus five, so 19.
- That hits, you're going
for the ballista, right?
- No, we're going for the
archers on top of the gate.
- I'm gonna go for the archers-
- Oh, the ones, are you trying
to destroy the gatehouse?
- The ceresian archers.
- I think it's more aiming for
The archers on top of the gate.
- Yeah, okay, you hit
and inflict a casualty.
- Great, okay, great, cool.
- You have two more.
- Let's go again.
- Oh.
- 13, plus five, 18?
- 18.
- That's another casualty.
- Yes.
- Great.
- Hell yeah.
- 10, that was the weirdest
rolling i've ever done.
- Yeah, you see the archers
all up here just trebuchet,
As bread is knocked apart
by these cheese boulders.
You hear the cries of the
dairy islanders behind you.
That's going to be ruby, that's you.
- If i hide and then move,
do i stop being hidden?
- No.
- Great, so i would like to-
- You can also move and then hide, too.
- Sure, but my ability to
hide informs my choices.
- Gotcha.
- So, i'm gonna try
and hide and then move.
- Cool.
- That's a nat 20.
- Yep, you're good.
- So, i would like to basically be
In between these rocks and
gummy bear guys, in there.
- Right here,
as much as you can?
- Yeah.
- Okay, that's gonna be hard,
'cause you've got these
vegetanians right there.
- With my movement plus my dash,
But i'm hidden, they can't see me.
- Oh, yeah, and, actually, you know what,
You have these like, rogue guys.
I will let you move through
your own friendly unit here.
- Great.
- On a nat 20, you can
move through your own unit.
Okay, so that's a move and a dash.
Yeah, your guys just appear
through here and are now-
- Great, but invisible
to all of those bad guys.
- Yes, correct.
- Great, do i still have an
action, or was that my whole-
- Oh, that's a dash and
a bonus action dash,
So you have an action.
- Okay, i guess then i'll
attack the cavalry to the left,
The closest to you.
- These guys right here?
- Yeah.
- Cool, go for it.
- They're already a little hurt, i think.
- They're already a little hurt,
Go ahead and roll with advantage.
- Oh, yeah, baby, that's 23.
- Oh, that is a casualty.
- Does that bring them to morale checks?
- And do i get stealth attack?
'cause i'm hidden.
- You can't, because these things
Don't really have hit points,
You're not really adding
your sneak attack to this.
- Okay, i can't k*ll two of them at once?
- I will say, go ahead and give
me a dc 20 acrobatics check.
- I make it.
- You inflict two casualties,
And that means i'm going
to roll a morale check
For their last one.
These guys get a plus, they get a plus 6.
They gotta get a 9 or higher.
That's a 19.
- Okay.
- You inflict two casualties,
The last of the cavalry are still there.
You just appear out of the f*cking night,
Slitting throats, k*lling
their vegetanian steeds,
Moving through them.
That's going to be jawbreaker.
We zoom out as grissini's dead,
Jawbreaker's gonna rejoin his forces here.
Those ceresians are flanked.
Go ahead and give me an
attack with advantage
Against the ceresian elite.
- 14 plus whatever.
- That is a success.
He's going to inflict a casualty,
They're at half health now.
Jawbreaker infantry over here moves in.
Go ahead and give me another
attack with advantage.
- Oh.
- 15 plus whatever.
- That is another casualty.
They make a morale check.
They only get a plus four.
That is a natural eight.
They inflict another casualty.
There are only a few stragglers
left in grissini's forces.
Jawbreaker, jawbreaker,
jawbreaker archers right here.
- Oh yeah, can i roll for them?
- Yeah, go ahead and roll for them.
Who do you want them to attack?
- I think maybe that group
that just has one left.
- Yeah, go for it.
- Do they get advantage on that?
- They get advantage, yeah.
- Oh.
Can i reroll?
- Yeah, go for it.
- Hey!
- What a wild reroll.
- Yeah.
- You watch, as grissini dies, amethar,
You stand up like excalibur,
Pulling payment day
from the soil of candia.
By the time you're done standing,
All of the ceresian soldiers
of that unit are dead.
And standing on the top of this hill
Is the most massive
force of candian soldiers
That have fought in front of
castle candia in a generation.
- Totes.
- Jawbreaker
cavalry can still go.
- Oh, then they go for this
infantry right in front.
- Give it
some flanking with theo?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, right through here.
Go ahead, i'm gonna say,
theo, give them an attack.
- Sweet.
- Roll plus eight there.
- With advantage, 'cause they're flanked.
- 'cause they're flanked, yeah.
- Sweet, that's a 23.
- 23 is a hit.
Veg infantry, that's
another casualty on them.
That's going to be, yeah, you see,
You as one man are providing flanking
For an entire unit of infantry.
As jawbreaker, big horned sheep.
Huge glowing candy axes
slice through them.
That's going to be ceresians.
These archers are gonna fall
back, take shots right here.
That is a hit.
Jawbreaker's unit suffers another casualty
And jawbreaker's gonna
take some damage as well.
Jawbreaker's not looking so-
Joren is not looking good.
These guys are gonna come
here as well, take an attack.
That's a hit.
You see joren stands up,
"come on, to the castle!"
And gets gored across the
back by a ceresian lance.
He's still standing, but
he is looking very injured.
Ceresian, ceresian, ceresian.
These ceresian archers are
going to fire at cinnamon.
- Did they not already fire?
- Yeah, i thought they did.
- No, we hit them.
- I think there's lots.
- No, fruit archers.
- There's lots, there's many archers.
- Yeah.
- That's a lot of archers.
- One, two, three,
Three hits, four hits.
All right, wow, okay,
Two, three, four,
Nine, four is 13,
Plus nine is 22, plus seven.
29 points of damage to cinnamon.
- I'll take one of the
hits with a reaction.
- No, don't.
- Well, i should do it this
turn, 'cause i take half damage
And a minus three.
- Okay, okay.
- I would like cinnamon
to stay at, so what was-
- Subtract eight from that.
So, 21, and you take 4.
- Minus three.
- Minus three, so one point of damage.
- Okay.
- Jumps in the way.
"it was worth it, my queen."
- Okay, so it's 21, you said?
- 21, what's cinnamon at right now?
- Hold on, 88.
- Okay, that's going to be-
- Honestly a lot more health
than i thought he had.
- Yeah, same.
- I was like, "oh, he's got like 10."
- Yeah, but he's gonna get hit more.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna-
- He's going
to get hit every round.
- Cumulous, that's you.
- Cumulous, with my unit,
Do i ignore difficult
terrain, because i do?
- Yes, you do.
- I would love to just,
With a dash i could go
100 with my bonus action-
- Which is four inches, yeah.
- And see how close i can get.
I would try to get here, if i could.
- You're just going straight
to the f*cking trees?
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah, hold on.
- Can they jump like me?
- Yeah.
You're crossing the river.
That's just a move.
Wait, is that?
Yeah, so that's a move and a dash action.
Any bonus action stuff?
- Bonus action dash?
- Yeah, if you wanna do
step of the wind, go for it.
- Step of the wind.
- Yeah, throw a ki point on there?
- Throw a damn ki point on there.
- And just get in the mix over here.
- Cool, two inches means we're
gonna clear this haystack.
You just plow through
that haystack and stuff.
- Oh, the mysterious haystack.
- What's in there?
- So, this is as far as
you can get right now.
- Can we investigate that haystack?
- It moved on its own, it's weird.
Must be magic.
- That's gonna be saccharina and cinnamon.
- Okay.
- Nat one.
- On the investigation check?
- Haystack is my dad.
- Okay.
- Stacky stock.
- I am going to,
As much as i want to
spitefully, you know what?
There are so many people
i spitefully wanna hit,
So i'm just going to,
Cinnamon is actually
gonna take a disengage.
- Okay.
- Can i do cone of cold on this
without hitting any allies?
- Yeah.
- Okay, cinnamon's gonna take
a disengage for his action.
- Cool.
- And then i'm gonna cone
of cold these people.
- Cool.
- Wouldn't he also get an attack still,
'cause he has two actions, 'cause he has-
- Yeah, yeah, and then, but
i think we're gonna retreat.
- If you go on cumulous' side,
You won't get shot as many times.
- Oh, i thought you were going over there.
I'm confused.
- No, i'm just coming
here to do a cone of cold.
- Cool, cinnamon is,
oops, sorry, oh, liam.
- Liam.
- Liam, liam's hidden.
I can put liam over here.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, hold on.
Okay, so i'm actually going to,
That can stay there, and i'm
gonna get a little stand,
'cause the way that you can have
Cone of cold not hit anybody, i think,
Is to be slightly airborne.
- Okay, yeah.
- You are up here.
Go ahead and hit 'em
with the cone of cold.
- All right.
- You need those eights, or those sixes?
- Yeah, eights.
I got one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Okay, i'm good.
- That's mine.
- 13.
- Real mixed messages
From my dice.
- It's better with you.
You might need it.
You're a better dad.
- 17 plus 12, 29!
- Whew, okay.
How much, it's 60 feet?
- Mm-Hmm.
- Bye-Bye.
- Whoa.
- Okay, this, and it's
constitution, right?
- It is, i believe it's dex.
- I think it's constitution, plus 2.
- Cone of cold, constitution
saving throw, yeah.
- These guys need to hit
a 15 or higher on the die
To only take four casualties.
- Whoa!
- Bye-Bye.
- What'd you roll?
- That's a natural five.
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- Theo, as you face the
entire vegetanian infantry,
You hear the beating of wings.
Saccharina, what do you
say as your eyes glow
With brilliant ice cream light?
- Oh god, "ice to meet you."
- Probably-
Near 100 vegetanian soldiers
Are frozen and k*lled in an instant,
As terrible candian magics do their work,
Frozen solidly in place.
- And my baby still has an action,
Cinnamon still has an action-
- Cool.
- So, i wanna use double speed to get back
To the safety of here.
- So, he can go a full 160, which is-
- Well, if his speed is
double, can't he do a dash?
He can do a dash.
- He already moved a
little bit to get there,
To get in position.
- Then, yeah, then i
guess he is just moving.
- So, he has six inches, so
he can get to about there.
- He can get to about there?
Okay, i think what he's gonna
do is he's gonna go low.
- Okay.
- So that,
To get cover from this.
- From the ballistae?
- From the, yeah.
- So, the archers may
still be able to hit him,
But the ballistae will not.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
Oh no.
Okay, gotta get a little blu tack here.
Oh, there's a lot going on.
Cool, he gets right about here.
Awesome, that is, the archers
will be able to fire on him.
- I know, but i'd rather
them than the ballistae.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay, can these guys get him?
No, so the fruit don't have line of sight.
- Oh, and also, can i roll to
recharge his breath weapon?
- Yeah, give me a roll, five or six.
- Yes!
- Cool.
- What'd you get?
- A six.
- In the middle of jawbreaker's units,
Joren jawbreaker looks at you and says,
"to the castle!"
An arrow goes through his throat
And joren falls to the ground.
- f*ck.
- f*ck.
- About half of his
infantry has been k*lled,
His units have sustained
some heavy casualties,
And the fructeran archers from
the wall open fire on him.
That is going to be the ballista that,
These guys are gonna go.
This ballista over here
can't hit anything.
Joren's unit is looking very bad,
And he falls, incapacitated.
That's gonna go to the
top, liam, that's you.
- Okay.
- You got the carrot, right?
- Yeah, i'm hidden right now, right?
- Yes.
- So i'm just gonna attack
From far away to attack
that frozen infantry.
- They're dead, they're
solid blocks of ice.
- Oh, oh, okay, cool.
- k*ll the carrot!
- The carrot is gonna k*ll me.
- f*cking k*ll the carrot.
- I can't do damage.
- Oh, right.
- Oh, i didn't think
I was leaving you there with the carrot.
- Oh yeah.
- All right, great.
- No, it's fine.
- Then i'm going to appear, in a surprise
And attack the carrot.
- Yeah, you have advantage, go for it.
- I would like to crit.
Oh, come on!
That's 18?
- 18 does not hit.
- Oh, dang, okay, cool.
- You've got hunter's mark, right?
- You've got hunter's mark, yeah.
- You have hunter's mark,
but you still don't hit.
Roll your second attack.
- Jesus.
- Hey, 21.
- 21 hits.
- Okay, cool.
So, i am going to cast
hail of thorns again.
- Cool.
- So, that is this, so that's 3d10, 2d6.
The 2d6 are the sneak
attack, 2d10 hail for thorns,
1d10 my normal ranged.
- Perfect, yeah.
- Did you feel betrayed
by, i was trying to get-
- Oh, no, no, no, i'm good.
I just need liam to
help me with the carrot.
- All right, 10, 19, 23, plus 27, 27.
- Let's see.
You fire an arrow deep into his armor
And he screams out and says,
"bulb, bulb above, guide my mace!"
He's looking scared.
- Scurred.
- Scurred.
- And then i'm going to just use
A cunning action bonus
action to hide again.
- Hell yeah, go for it.
Give me a stealth check.
- Stealth?
- Yeah, 21
- 21, okay.
That's going to be theo.
- Sweet, i'm going to use, once again,
Cantrip blade ward,
Give myself resistance to
Bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing,
Then i'm going to use w*r magic
To do a bonus action attack on keradin.
- Hell yeah, go for it.
- And i have princess' help.
That is a 21.
- That hits.
- Sweet, that's a big 10 damage.
- Hey!
- Hey.
Yeah, you square up, clank!
As the people that you were holding off,
An entire unit of people, turn
around, knight versus knight,
Sir theo versus sir keradin.
The battlepop strikes him
Across his carrot head, and
you engage in mortal combat.
Give me, what are the knights
of north-Gumbia up to?
- Oh, okay, so they're, oh, so
we got frozen guys up there.
I think the knights of north gumbia-
- This cavalry only has one left.
- Oh.
- The one that's-
- Well, that
one has only one left.
- Okay, let's go after the one with one.
- Go for it.
- Hell yeah.
- I think they haven't hit yet.
- They can
actually move into position
On the other side and get flanking.
- Yeah, oh, great, okay.
Let's try some new dice.
Oh, 22 to hit.
- The knights of north
gumbia, seeing their champion
Strike sir keradin and go,
You see the one guy that says,
"all right, you look here, you bears.
"i've had enough of this fiddle-Faddle,
"let's get down to the work of the thing.
"charge!"
And this dumb a*s piece of
kale gets f*cking merked
By 20 gummy bears.
Destroyed.
- Hell yes, limey, get
rid of that fiddle-Faddle!
- Enough!
- Like i knew you'd do.
- Enough of the fiddle-Faddle, sir.
- They hate us 'cause they ain't us!
- They hate us
'cause they ain't us!
That is the knights of north-Gumbia.
That is going to be
Amethar, that's you.
- Great, we'll push on the cavalry there.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- All right.
- 13 plus whatever.
- 13 plus whatever.
Go ahead and roll advantage.
- Oh, great.
- 13 plus whatever.
- 13 plus 4, 17, that does not hit.
Go ahead with the rest of your troops.
- Great, yeah, these
guys'll push up behind us.
- Cool.
- Also advantage still?
- Yes, correct.
- All right.
19 plus-
- That is a casualty on the
ceresian -
- Can these archers move
up as far as they can?
- Yes.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
Come on, guys!
- They are slow as f*ck.
- Oh, you already
moved them already, cool.
- Yeah, i moved them.
- Wait up!
Cool, they inflict-
- Can they hit anybody with disadvantage?
- That might be their full dash.
- Oh, right.
- Your archers inflict a
casualty on the archers there.
Rocks, rocks, rocks.
The ram is good where it's at?
- Let's move it up.
- Yeah, i mean, yeah, as much as it can.
- Can we move it through
our people to the-
- Yeah, you can move it through here.
- Great.
- Cool.
That's going to be, that's rocks.
That's going to be keradin
and the vegetanians,
To the degree that they
are even still there.
- f*ck, sorry theo.
- Oh, it's fine.
- Vegetanians there, those
are all dead and frozen.
Cavalry, the cavalry,
what are they gonna do?
Cavalry's gonna go here
for this infantry unit.
They hit by quite a bit.
- That's the one with the good butt.
- He's back.
- 12, 17, 19.
- This one's a real flat-a*s, this one.
- 24, 27, ruby, you take
31 points of damage.
- Uncanny dodge.
- You take 15 points of damage.
- Great.
- As the cavalry,
start to cut through.
How many is ruby at?
- I'm at 55.
- Cavalry rush through.
That's gonna be these,
One, two.
- I'm gonna cast, are
these guys attacking me?
- Yeah.
- And they hit?
- They hit.
- I'm gonna cast shield.
- Shield goes up.
Well, nobody f*cking hits, murph,
I don't know what you want me to say.
21, 26, well, keradin can still hit.
- Okay.
- Two fives and a four, he
f*cking doesn't, though.
- Wow!
- Wow!
- You are just standing in the middle,
All the paladins of the
bulbian church surround you.
- This is what i do, i
could do this all day.
- Just so sweaty and-
- You're just swallowing hits.
- Swinging so slowly back at
them, like mr. Burns boxing,
Just like barely hitting them.
- One of those old man fights?
- Yeah.
- Incredible, these guys
are gonna go up here.
These guys, yeah, these guys
are actually going to be
In this tower.
These guys are going to
fire down at cinnamon.
- Cinnamon!
- Shinnamon.
- Okay.
One, two, three, five, plus eight,
Five, 11, 19 plus eight.
27 damage to cinnamon
From the crossbow archers
firing down on him.
What is cinnamon at right now?
- Cinnamon is at 61.
- That's the trebuchet.
- Great.
- Come on.
- Four.
What is it, plus?
- Plus five.
- Five.
- 15?
- 15 hits.
- Great, we'll go for the
archers on top of the gatehouse.
- Yep.
- And then 15 again.
- Nice.
- They make a morale check.
- Beautiful.
- They fail.
- Yes!
- f*ck off!
- Two more casualties.
They are one away from
death, they're almost gone.
- Hell yes.
- Don't we have another trebuchet?
- No, it's all three.
- Oh yes.
- That's going to be,
You guys can feel, as the
hill swarms with candians,
Joren falls, there's chaos,
you are losing a lot of people,
But you feel the momentum
of the push behind you
Heading towards the castle.
That's going to be ruby, that's you.
- How many of these cavalry are left,
This vegetanian cavalry?
- Those cavalry have been,
the other one got swallowed,
These ones i think are uninjured.
- Okay.
- I think
These ones are fresh.
- What i would like to do
is disengage, hide, move.
- Okay.
- Towards the castle.
- Gotcha, yep.
- Or, actually, i'll hide first,
Just to make sure that i can.
- Yeah, give me a stealth check.
- Oh, that is a nat one.
- Okay, you do not hide.
- Can i use my second action to hide then?
- Yes, you can.
- That i do, that's a 20.
- Okay.
- And then i'll-
- So, you can fall in, basically,
Behind the knights of north-Gumbia here.
- Great.
- Cool.
Fall in,
Heading for the castle.
That's going to be jawbreaker.
- "for your king!
"fight for your king!"
- Gonna roll a death save
For joren jawbreaker.
That's a four, that's a failure.
- Yikes.
- f*ck!
- Could his troops give a medicine check?
About 40 medicine checks in there?
- Okay, what are we
having these guys do here?
- Archers.
- Archers?
- Actually, yeah, no,
they're the weakest, right?
- Yeah, they're the weakest.
- Cavalry.
- Cavalry, okay.
Go ahead and give me a roll.
They are flanking, so you get advantage.
- Oh, 15 plus whatever.
- That's a hit.
- Nice.
- That is a casualty.
Oh, sorry, oh, they've already
Sustained a casualty, hold on.
- So they're at two?
- That's, yeah, they have two.
Go ahead, and, okay,
that's the infantry there,
And these guys can actually even-
- Can they, yeah.
- Move here, and these guys
can step in to attack as well.
- Great.
- Great.
- Go for it.
- 16 plus whatever.
- That is another casualty.
They have to make a morale check.
That's a natural two.
This cavalry is wiped
off of the b*ttlefield.
You see that joren is attended to,
People rush to joren's
side, and his troops go,
"for jawbreaker!" and
just slaughter through
The ceresian cavalry.
That's going to be jawbreaker,
that's both the infantry.
Jawbreaker crossbow right
here can, go for it.
- Hell yeah, we're gonna
go for that cavalry.
- 'cause that's just a straight
attack, no advantage here.
- Oh, okay, ah, eight, so 13.
- Off of the armor.
That's going to be, that's
jawbreaker infantry,
And then this jawbreaker
cavalry right here.
- Also going for the cavalry.
- Cool, yeah.
- Aren't those guys left?
- That's right.
Go ahead and i'll say, liam, go ahead and
Give me a roll for that cavalry.
- Just flat?
- Flat.
- 15.
- 19 is a hit, that is-
- Oh, 15.
- Oh, no,
Cavalry's plus eight.
- Oh, hell yeah, 19.
- So, that's veg cavalry.
Their first casualty.
That's going to move to be ceresians.
- Is ciabatta dead?
- I haven't seen him.
- No.
- Okay.
- Are they running away?
- That's a miss.
- They're archers, they wanna move to-
- They get the f*ck outta there.
Other ceresians, other ceresians.
These guys right here are
going to fire at cinnamon.
- That's the group that only has one left.
- Yeah, they don't have too much left.
One, two, and a three, and a crit.
That's 5d8 plus eight.
11, 11 is 22, 27 plus eight
Is 35 damage to cinnamon.
Cumulous, that's you.
- Okay, cumulous is going
to, can he jump to here
With his squad?
- Just f*cking run?
Oh.
- He has a 60 jump.
- With his step of the wind.
- Oh, step of the wind.
So, your movement's 50,
which is two inches.
Another move, that's four,
So you can move six,
With step of the wind, you
can move a full six inches
With no difficult terrain-
- Okay.
- So you can
absolutely move through-
- Oh, does that use my attack, though?
- That would use your attack, yeah.
- Okay.
- So, you can go four
inches and keep your attack.
- If i can go, is it four inches to here,
Or is that further?
- That's four inches, yeah.
- Okay, so if i get right
here, can i flank these dudes?
- Yes, you can.
- Okay.
- Hell yeah.
- This whole squad's gonna fly across.
- Yeah, and, honestly, this
is not even here anymore.
Yeah, 'cause this ran away,
and liam's off somewhere else.
I'll just hold you right over here.
So, yeah, i'm gonna say
that your unit closes
With the rest of these bulbians,
And cumulous, you f*cking appear
Right next to theobald, bam.
- "it's good to see you."
- "hello."
- Go ahead, and are you
de-Coupling from your unit,
Or are you staying with your unit?
- Well, i was thinking that
a whole unit could, i mean-
- 'cause you can attack
keradin personally,
And then your unit can attack,
Or your unit can use your stats
If you wanna stay with your unit.
- I wanna stay with my unit
kind of, just because of-
- Cool, yeah, go for it.
- Shenanigansy thing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it.
- And then, am i flanking that fight?
Or is there anyone in there?
- I'm gonna say no one's
flanking, 'cause it's just, yeah.
- Okay, so i'm just
taking a regular attack.
- Taking a regular attack against them.
- 19-
- Oh, damn.
- Plus whatever.
- So, that's gonna be, these
are the church people, right?
And i said half of them were gone?
- Yeah.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Yeah.
- So that's one, two, three,
They're gonna roll a morale check,
Which they fail.
- Yo.
- There's only stragglers left,
I'm gonna say this guy f*cking dies.
That, yeah, you, saccharina,
You see behind you your marauders
And the order of the spinning star.
You see swifty leap up
And wrap his legs around
a paladin's throat,
And just take two daggers and go like,
"la la la la!"
Stabbing his f*cking eyes out.
Gooey splits someone crotch
to neck through the front.
And cumulous, you were-
- As a group attack, yeah.
- As a group attack, cool.
Awesome, you actually can,
Unless you're gonna use stunning
Or give them advantage or whatever,
You can also decouple this
turn and get your own attacks,
If you want.
- I would like to stay with them
Just for a different reason.
- Cool, cool, you got it.
That's gonna be saccharina.
- Okay, i am going to do
a fifth level cure wounds
On my baby.
- Cool.
- Two, three, four.
- There's one here.
- Okay.
- Cinnamon, that's pretty good.
Okay, i'll stay with that.
14, 28, 29, 30 plus my spellcaster-
- Plus five, probably.
What's your wisdom?
- 30, plus seven.
- 39.
- 39, hell yeah.
You powerfully heal cinnamon.
- Okay, so 39, i still don't
like where that leaves us,
And then cinnamon's gonna
take his move to go into that.
- Cool.
- And attack that ballista.
- Go for it.
- "all right, baby, feeling better?
"let's go for this."
- Does a 16 hit?
- Yes it does.
- Yeah, baby!
- That one's already
been f*cked up, right?
- Oh, actually this one's on death's door.
It's done, it's toast.
- Yeah.
- Sweet!
- Yeah, and cinnamon crouches
down in the tower there.
- And then, i guess, you know what?
With haste, he's gonna come
into here, where he has-
- Even more protection?
- Yeah.
- Just leaps in, smashes that ballista,
And leaps up into the taller tower.
- Yeah.
- That's saccharina and cinnamon.
These fructeran archers are gonna fire
On the jawbreaker units.
That is a hit.
They make their morale save.
That's going to be, with the ballista,
They're gonna fire on
the jawbreaker units.
That's a hit.
The ballista and arrows
slaughter this unit.
- Wait, that was-
- That was jawbreaker.
- That was joren's unit.
- Oh, god damn it, i
thought that was fructeran.
- That's going to be liam.
- I appear again behind keradin deeproot.
I say-
- And for a brief second, theo
thinks there's two keradins.
"oh no!"
- I say, "you are a pawn.
"you only seek control and fear.
"you follow the pontifex.
"you are not ordained.
"everything you believe is fake!"
And i hold up my bow, and
i attack with advantage.
- Nice!
- And i get a 27 to hit.
- That is a hit.
- And then i,
Okay, so that'll be a sneak attack.
My normal attack, i'm gonna
cast hail of thorns again.
- Hunter's mark.
- And i'm gonna do, oh, and hunter's mark.
- Do you have more
second-Level spells left or no?
- Yeah.
- Cool, great.
- And then this is my second attack,
Which i'll do bursting arrow on.
- Oh, you've already used bursting arrow,
So you can't use it again.
- Oh, you only use it once?
- Only use it once.
- Per short rest.
- Yeah.
- Good to know.
Okay, and that's a 21 to hit?
- 21 hits.
- Okay, cool. So then
that's just a normal old-
- D10.
- Yes, d10.
- Cool.
- Right?
- Yep.
- Does hunter's mark go
every time, or just once?
- Oh, it goes every time, so one more d6.
- f*ck.
- So, go ahead and roll that plus 12.
- 10.
- Or plus 14.
- 18, let's see.
26, 29, 30,
42 plus 12, you said?
- 42 plus 14.
- 42 plus 14, cool.
46, 56.
- Not even seeing you, but
just hearing your words,
You hear keradin say, "no,
no, no, it's not true.
"i'm scared."
Ignominiously having lived a life of lies,
You feel, as you swore you would feel,
The deep, primal satisfaction,
after all is said and done,
You know what you are.
- Can i use a bonus action to hide again,
But can i do so with his body?
- Sure.
- Are you
going to eat that carrot?
- I grab his body and i hide.
- Give me a stealth check.
- Just hiding with a body.
- Let's see, that's plus 12, 19?
- I don't like wherever this is going.
- 19, yeah, keradin deeproot
picks his dead body up
And walks away.
- I feel like cumulous-
- Cumulous is a creepy dude.
- Wow.
- There's two keradins.
- Wait, does theo think that
the real keradin won or lost?
- I saw liam turn into keradin,
so i know what's going on,
But i do double-Check
every once in a while
To make sure that's not the real keradin.
- Do they make a morale check?
- Oh, yeah, 100 percent.
Let's do that-
- Aren't there
Only half of them left?
- Let's do that disadvantage.
Oh, there's less than half
left of these vegetanian guys.
- 'cause they got breath weaponed.
- They do make their morale
check, they do not flee.
Yeah, they make it.
That's going to be theo,
or, yeah, theo, that's you.
- All right, all right,
let's go ahead and do
Green flame blade, make an attack with-
- And you're just attacking this unit?
- And it's just this one dude, right?
- Yes, that's correct.
- Okay.
- Wasn't he part of, wasn't he part of-
- Oh, there's two dudes, i guess.
- You know what i'll let you do right now?
If you wanna just roll with advantage,
I will just let you roll as
a one-Man unit on this unit,
If you would like to.
- Sweet, an absolute unit?
- Absolute unit.
- One-Man unit.
- Hell yeah, 26.
- They make a morale, it's a natural five.
As keradin gets iced
And the remaining unburned
paladins are there,
Theo, you put the battle pop
up through this guy's head
And start to wade
through, bam, crack, pow!
These paladins are rent asunder,
This unit is off the f*cking board.
- So that's cumulous's
people, they're frozen.
This is our people, right?
Our people?
- We're ready to go for that gate.
- Yes, let's do it, we
got the battering ram.
- Theo, that's you,
What are the knights
of north-Gumbia doing?
- They are going to, you know what?
They'll get into position to,
They're gonna wait for the battering ram.
- Cool, they're gonna wait
for the battering ram?
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- And then they'll start charging forward.
- Hell yeah, they start
to move up to the gate.
Battering ram's gonna come up after them.
That's gonna be
- These vegetanian cavalry can,
They're probably pretty scared, right?
They're the last ones?
- Did these guys move?
- They did, it was
such a long time ago, they did.
- Maybe they're about to move?
- Every round is so long.
- Amethar, that's you.
- Great.
- Now they move.
- Can i leave my group to join this group-
- Yeah.
- Telling this group, "go, with ruby!"
And then i'm gonna take
this group, grab joren,
And move on the archers.
- Hell yeah, this group
closes with the archers.
Go ahead and roll attack.
- Great, can we attack recklessly?
- Yes, you can.
- We're dumb like that.
Well, wasn't worth it.
Seven plus-
- Gotcha, you close and
start attacking the archers.
And then that's gonna be
the rest of rocks' units.
Your archers move up the hill more.
- Yeah, they'll also attack.
- Go ahead and make an
attack roll for them.
- 10 plus four or five?
- That hits.
- Great.
- Nice.
- So, that's the ceresian archers.
Those guys right there.
One casualty on them.
That is, any other rocks here?
- Those guys.
- Did these archers move?
- Yeah.
- "hurry up, you idiots."
- So slow.
- We're coming!
- That's gonna be-
- They stopped and got lunch.
- It's a beautiful little town.
- Oh, there's one rocks maybe.
Oh, sorry, that's jawbreaker.
- That's jawbreaker.
- These guys are going to
disengage and sprint this way.
- Bye-Bye.
- Bye-Bye.
- Interesting,
- Are they going for the cheese?
- I think they're leaving.
- That's going to be-
- They might go for the trebuchet.
- Trebuchet.
- Great.
- Hell yeah.
- We'll go for that last-
- Yeah.
- The archers.
- Yeah.
- Isn't there one more ballista?
- Oh, nice.
- 18?
- 18 and a 20, dude.
- Oh, that's the last f*cking one.
- Woo!
- Not only that, but this
gatehouse comes crumbling down.
- Oh, yeah.
- Then they'll now go
for the fructeran archers.
- Cool.
- Nope.
- You have one more, right?
- Yeah, and a nine plus five?
- That hits.
- Great.
- They suffer a casualty.
They're at half.
That's going to be-
- If they're at half, don't they roll for-
- Well, now they're gonna start
rolling for morale checks.
That's the trebuchet.
Ruby, that's you.
- So i'm hidden, do i have
to roll to hide again,
Or can i use-
- You're still hidden.
- Great, so i would like to do movement,
Two dashes, to get to the wall
Underneath the fructeran soldiers.
- Okay, that's gonna be, so that's what-
- So, that's 105.
- Jesus, you close.
- Great.
- You're under the wall.
- I'll just hang out there.
- Cool.
- Chilling.
- I'm chilling, invisible.
- That's jawbreaker, we're gonna make
Another death save for joren.
- Can we give him help in
anyway, if you're in his group?
- If you wanna give me
a medicine check, yeah.
- 12 plus what again?
- Your medicine?
- Dc 15.
- Plus one.
- Plus one.
- If i'm his son, do i have
any sense of his spirit?
- You don't have-
- You're dressed as a
carrot man walking away.
- 13, that's a success.
- Holding a dead carrot.
- He would want you to eat that carrot,
Instead of saving him.
- "don't save me, f*ck the carrot up."
That's going to be the, you've
taken jawbreaker's men there.
These, what do we want these
jawbreaker cavalry to do?
- Can they move the battering ram up?
- Oh, yeah.
- Sure, they can come up behind it.
- We kinda don't
need it anymore, do we?
- There's another gate.
- There's a wall there, yeah.
- There's an inner wall.
Cool, these guys can get up here,
If you wanna give them
another shot at these archers.
- Okay.
- Yeah, go for it.
- 15 plus whatever.
- Youch.
- That's gonna do it.
That's going to be, are
there any other jawbreakers?
That is-
- Ceresians.
- How many ceresians are left?
- The last ceresian force musters
Appears at the front of the
wall with imperator ciabatta.
- Whoa.
- Here we go.
- They're going to attack this
unit of infantry right here.
- What, me?
No, i'm invisible.
- Oh, do they make a perception check?
Okay, they don't see you
with perception check,
So they go there and take a dodge action.
- Wait, you're back there, right?
- Yeah, i'm hidden.
- No, ruby's up against the wall.
- Any other ceresians out here?
All my little guys are dead.
It's gonna be-
- The archers?
- No, the ceresian archers are all gone.
Oh, these archers, yes
yes yes, good point.
- If they're attacking
us, they have advantage.
- They do, yeah.
- Can you use that again or just once?
- I think it just adds
like two ac or something.
- Okay.
- Jawbreaker.
- Can i see shield if you
have the card real quick?
- Yeah.
- Deliver a casualty,
and amethar, you take
11, 13, 22, 29, 34
Halved to 17 points of damage.
- Okay.
- That is going to be cumulous.
- Okay, changes things a
little bit that they're there.
I think cumulous, can i,
with step of the wind,
Could i get here?
- Yeah, 100 percent,
from where you are, yes.
- With my group?
- With your group?
- 'cause i can also, i
have unarmored movement,
So i can go up-
- I'm gonna say your group
cannot jump 40 feet in the air.
- Okay, i have a pretty cool staff, but-
- Actually, you know what?
Give me a dc 20 acrobatics check.
- 19 plus whatever, it's 28.
- "plus whatever," is f*cking so funny.
- Burn the f*cking ki point,
burn the f*cking ki point.
- Oh, i love to make brennan mad.
- Okay, so that's 50 is the movement,
With the step of the wind, that's 100,
That gets you to the top of the wall here.
- Okay, and i'm out of-
- You have one action.
- Okay, i'll attack these
archers right in front of me.
- Go ahead and attack.
- The idea of just watching-
- Oh, those ones already got
f*cked up by a lightning bolt.
- Yes, they did, no,
you're absolutely right,
They did, yes yes yes.
- So crazy to watch just an
army of monks fly into the air.
- 16 plus whatever my group's attack.
- Straight crouching
tiger, hidden dragon sh*t.
- On a natural two, you watch
as saccharina's marauders,
Following the order's lead,
The order throw spinning
ropes of cotton candy light
And, cumulous, you are suspended in air,
You land and slaughter
the fructeran archers.
They are removed from the b*ttlefield.
- Yeah!
- That's all of them?
Oh.
- They were already.
Half of them were dead with
a f*cking lightning bolt.
- Hell yeah.
- They are gone.
- Hell yeah.
- Saccharina's marauders and
the order of the spinning star
Have taken the ramparts.
That is going to be,
You guys just see cumulous as
a swirl of his spinning staff,
Dancing along the ramparts.
That's going to be
saccharina and cinnamon.
- Okay, can i get from here to here
With cinnamon's movement?
- Yes, you can.
- Okay, so we're gonna fly down-
- So, that's 80 once, so 160,
Yeah, for sure.
- On the way, i'm cone of
colding from here, from the sky.
- Awesome, okay.
- Let's see, that's pretty good.
I guess i'll, okay, yeah,
i'm just gonna quick,
So that's 15, 21, 27.
- Excuse me.
- Bless you.
- Plus 14, 27 plus 14-
- 41.
- Sorry, i'm not, 41.
41.
- With the cone of cold?
- Yeah.
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
- Thank you.
- This, they need to roll a 15,
And this is the cone of cold, right?
60 feet.
- Yeah.
- So, they need to roll a 15 or higher
To not just get f*cking wasted.
- Yo.
- That's a seven.
How much damage is that again?
- 41?
- 41.
- Ciabatta's-
- Ciabatta is still very much alive.
- Okay, he's very much alive
though, he's doing really well?
- Yes.
- Okay, then, just to f*ck with him,
I'm gonna fire breathe on him.
- Toast that bread.
- I'm just gonna say, out of character,
I don't want to k*ll him.
- Gotcha, go ahead and roll.
He's not gonna die from this breath.
- Okay, cool.
- Toast that ciabatta.
- I need eight more.
- D6s?
- Oh.
- You need more?
- Four, five, six,
Just two more now.
Okay, a lot of ones in there.
- A lot of sixes as well.
- Oh, cool.
- That's what he
looks, that's his face?
- He was not dressed for battle.
- Stupid toga.
- 20.
- Interesting.
- 30, 40-
- It's so funny that i'm
just so mad at that thing.
- Yeah, totally.
- 50.
- Yeah,
He looks like a chicken nugget.
- He does!
- 54.
- He looks like a chicken nugget mascot.
- 57!
- He does not save for half.
He goes from looking wounded but okay
To injured, badly injured.
- And then i think that
i still have a movement
From my baby.
- Yeah.
- So we're going to retreat
back to our safe place.
- Okay, you
go down just long enough
To incinerate all of ciabatta's troops.
He is standing alone in the field going,
"ceresia, ceresia, to me!"
And that is going to
be, they're dead, gone.
Liam, that's you.
- Okay, i would like to,
Can i roll to see if i know
where the pontifex is in there?
- Yeah, give me a perception check.
- Yeah, 22.
- She is standing, watching this
From the tall wall of the keep.
- Okay, i would like to take a high,
I would like to take a dash action
With all the stealth i
can manage to get in.
- Give me a stealth check.
- Okay, with advantage?
- With advantage.
- Are you still carrying keradin's body?
- Yeah, i'm still carrying keradin.
Okay, that is a 21.
- You are carrying keradin,
you vanish into the castle.
- Great.
- That's going to be theo.
- Sweet, i think i'm
still pretty far away.
Where am i?
I was over-
- You were here, yeah.
- Okay, i'm just gonna dash to rejoin my-
- Your knights of gumbia?
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah, cool.
And the knights are
gonna wait there for you.
- Sweet.
- Although, they can actually
advance with the ram too.
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Cool, they advance.
That's going to be-
- This fricking thing.
I'm so sorry, but this is just unreal.
- Disgusting.
- Portrait mode, zac.
- Amethar, that's you.
Give me a, what's that?
Yeah.
- What we've been doing.
- Have your unit do what it's doing.
- Okay, 12 plus whatever.
- 16.
- Plus four, 16.
- Plus 16, that's a hit.
They're gonna roll morale.
Gone.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Jawbreaker's people destroy them.
Give me a perception check with advantage.
- Two fives.
- Okay.
- So, that's 10.
- Oh, that's 10?
Cool, i'm gonna roll something real quick.
With a plus seven to stealth,
it's not good enough.
You see, running along the wall here,
By himself, calroy cruller.
- Oh, i'd like to break
from my unit to say,
"to the gate!"
I'll break from my unit
and sprint for that,
The same kind of moat, dam
thing we used over here.
- Yeah, you break from your unit
And charge towards the
walls of the castle.
- Yeah, i'm just gonna, we'll end there.
- You charge as fast as you can.
White flags of surrender begin
to fly up around the castle.
- Oh, i didn't see them.
- Ruby, you're next to act.
- He's flanked, right?
- Yes, he is.
- I would like to unsheathe
my water steel dagger.
- Oh, hell yeah.
- You walk up behind him.
- Make that bread soggy!
- Go ahead and roll with advantage.
- 18 plus nine; 27.
- Go ahead and roll, i'm
gonna roll his constitution.
- It's 4d6.
- 4d6, he just rolled a natural four
On his constitution save.
- Great, it's actually
three constitution saves.
It's 12.
- 12 damage,
But you also add your sneak attack.
- Oh!
- Yeah.
- 12, 14, 16.
- More than 20?
- Yeah.
- Standing in the burned and
frozen remains of his soldiers,
What happens to imperator ciabatta?
- I say, "in sweetness,
there is strength, b*tch."
And i stab him in the back.
He swells up with water.
- He falls to the ground, dead.
- Hell yeah.
- Feels good.
- Jawbreaker makes another death save.
16, that's a success.
- Sweet.
- Wait, can i have my-
- Troops move?
- My troops move?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- So, i would like for them to
go with my pops and help him.
- Gotcha, yeah.
They start to rush after your pops.
- Help him climb the wall
Or go through the moat or whatever.
- Actually, you know what?
They're gonna throw grappling hooks.
- Great.
- Grappling hooks sail over the wall.
These are like your rogue soldiers.
That's going to be, cumulous, that's you.
- Can i see cruller?
- Give me a perception check.
- 10.
- 10, no, 10, you don't have
line of sight to where he is,
He's running along that parapet there.
Your raiders just start
storming the castle-
- Yeah, yeah.
- Slaughtering people.
It gets back to liam.
You dart into the castle
and appear on the ledge
Behind the pontifex.
- I'm already there.
- You're already there.
- Sneak, i attack.
- Go for it.
- 19 plus, that's 30 to hit.
- That definitely hits.
- All right, second attack,
Nat 20!
- Yeah!
- I crit on the pontifex.
Okay, that's two-
- Are you still holding keradin?
- I'm still holding the carrot.
Yeah, sneak attack, it's doubled.
- Hunter's mark.
- Yep.
- Sir keradin holding sir keradin.
- One, two, three.
- So confusing.
- Okay.
- Why is it happening?
I love it.
Why is it happening?
- Okay, this is for both attacks.
18, 28, 31, 34,
Plus, is the pontifex celestial or-
- Celestial.
- I hit her for 43 points of damage.
- That's for both attacks?
- Yep.
- And one was a normal,
one was a crit, correct?
- Oh wait, oh, that was only one attack.
- Roll the other one.
- Sorry.
- Jesus christ.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Liam.
- Great bulb above.
- Okay, and then this is
just the normal attack.
Yes, okay, 16, 20, 23, 37.
- 37?
The pontifex looks out and says,
"how can this be?
"how can any of this be?"
Emerging from the shadows, you
train your crossbow on her.
She tumbles from the edge of the wall,
Falling through space,
arrow piercing her heart,
And falling on the ledge in front of her
Is the book of saint citrina.
- I look down at her, i throw keradin off
To land on top of her.
I grab the book of saint citrina
Because i know my queen needs it,
And i disappear again, i hide.
- You vanish.
Theo, you advance with the
battering ram into the castle.
- Sweet, i think i'm also gonna yell,
'cause if they're surrendering
With white flags and stuff,
I think i'm gonna yell, to
the enemy soldiers and stuff,
"bring us the pontifex and
calroy and we'll stop."
- You see,
Amethar, you ascend up
the walls of the castle,
As you hear shouts of surrender,
And you see, heading to the secret exit
That leads to the escape, calroy cruller.
Cumulous, you appear, blocking his exit.
- Those fancy-a*s pants.
- He turns to face you.
- "what's the last part of my title?
"say it."
- "amethar."
- "what's the last part of my title?"
- "you-"
- "say the last part of my title."
- I think cumulous is
gonna kick him in the knees
And make him bow.
- "amethar, the unfallen."
And he leaps at you.
- Great.
- He is gonna roll.
Jesus, 18, 23, 27, 32.
He hits you for 34 points
of damage, halved to 17.
- Great, great, it's my turn?
- It's your turn.
- I'll action surge for
four reckless attacks.
That's 21.
That's 27.
That's a crit on a 19.
- Hell yeah.
- Nat 20.
- That's a nat 20.
- That's, what!
- Woo!
- That's my pops!
- Woo, woo!
- He makes a dc 20
constitution saving throw
Or immediately dies.
- Dc 20?
- What's that?
Oh, 'cause of payment day.
- 'cause of payment day.
- 'cause he k*lled your sister.
- This is the most beautiful
thing, that this was,
That we have never seen
this until this moment.
- Also, just a fun
fact, for those at home,
This was rolled on a dice
that brennan gave to me
After the very first season
of dimension 20, that nat 20.
- Gorgeous.
- Calroy's a rogue.
He's a scoundrel,
Which means that he was able to
Betray and deceive your family
over the course of decades.
It also means that he is not proficient in
Constitution saving throws.
He has a plus one to this.
- Yes.
- He needs a 19 or 20.
You might do it on the damage alone.
- What was it?
- Astride the wall over
the deep and vast moat
Of castle candy, the
marquis of muffinfield,
Who lived a lie for 25 years,
As your advisor and right hand,
Leaps forward, scores the
deepest cut across your chest
That you can remember.
After that, what fate
befalls calroy cruller?
- Take my hand, i rub it
across the blood running
From my body, take payment
day along the edge,
Like the edge,
"for my sister, for my daughter,"
And i bring it down.
- You slice this piece of
cake perfectly in half,
To the point where no decent burial
Or anything done with his remains
Could be anything other
than a disgrace and mockery
To his memory.
- I get down on my knees
And i grab the back of his
pants, and i lift him up,
And i wait to watch
while he shits himself.
- One final humiliating sh*t.
- Wow.
- "oh, yeah, cousin, this guy-"
- "you don't have to explain yourself."
- "okay, cool, cool."
- Calroy cruller is dead.
The siege of castle candy is successful.
The remaining troops
inside are rounded up,
The battering ram takes the gate down.
As the dawn sun begins to
lighten the eastern sky,
You are injured, and you've sustained
A tremendous amount of
damage, but the enemies of
Your house and your nation lie dead,
And the book of saint citrina is here
So that all may speak and know the truth.
Ruby, you stand here at the
shattered gates of your castle.
You look up, and as the battle is won,
Saccharina, you mount up on cinnamon,
And you catch each other's
eye across the b*ttlefield.
I'm gonna ask you both to look at me
And not look at each other
again while i'm speaking.
- Okay.
- I know, right.
- In that moment, you both understand that
You are aware of what the others know,
And that, now that your
enemies lie defeated,
Dark and terrible things are at work.
You don't know where swifty,
and gooey, and jon bon are,
But you know what they're planning to do.
- What?
I told them not to.
- You told them not to
attack port syrup anymore.
- I didn't know that.
- It's okay, but you know
what they are able to do.
Ruby, you look up at
her astride this dragon
And have seen what it can do.
In this moment, i'm going to
Extend to you both that
You see visions of the
future in front of you.
You know what awaits the future of candia
In the worst case scenarios
of saccharina's rule,
And you know the truth that
this was not brought to you.
I'm gonna hand each of
you a piece of paper,
And what i would like you to do is this.
As you are looking at each other,
And know that, in a very real way,
m*rder has been discussed.
In this moment,
As you catch each other's eye,
You also feel a possibility
for something more.
I would like to write
on the piece of paper
Whether you will move to strike
In this moment of vulnerability
While you are both injured and weakened,
Or whether you will look for understanding
In the other person.
I'm gonna tell you how this
puzzle works right now,
Before you write anything down.
If you both write that your eyes harden,
Then there will perhaps be battle,
Or if you wish to settle it another way,
We'll settle it another way.
If you instead choose
to look at each other
And attempt to truly see the other person,
You can write that down as well.
What will happen if you both
write that you wish to aggress,
Or if you feel that you only
have anger in your heart
In this moment, is we will
either roll initiative again,
Or we will settle it some other way.
In the chaos of the battle,
As you still hear the sounds
of slaughter from the castle,
If one of you writes
that you wish to attack,
And the other writes that
they wish to understand,
That moment of vulnerability
will potentially cost
That character their life as
they lower their defenses.
If you both write that you
wish to understand each other
And see each other, then
something else will happen.
- You guys remember freak-A-Meep?
That was f*cking funny.
- Freak-A-Meep.
- In the chaos of battle,
Saccharina separated from her soldiers,
In the dark atop the tower,
there is a moment where
There would be a chance to
strike and end a possible future
That could come.
Saccharina, you look at the
princess ruby and see that
Your enemies lay vanquished,
And that the beleaguered forces here
That have just finished this battle
Could not hope to withstand
you or your magic,
And especially not the princess
ruby standing beneath you.
There's been so much loss,
and violence, and chaos.
As i said before, the dilemma
you found yourself in was that
It is always safer to
attack, because if you attack
And the other person has chosen to attack,
Then it's an equal
fight, and it's resolved.
If you choose to attack
And the other person chose
to be soft or vulnerable,
You have the advantage, and
they will die as a result.
The choice to understand, or to be soft,
Or to show vulnerability, of course,
Comes with tremendous risk,
Because, if you choose that
And the other person has chosen
to attack, then it's over.
Both of you catch each other's eye
And have to hesitate
for a moment to wonder
What the other will do in this moment.
You gaze at each other,
and in your own ways,
You have both chosen to understand.
What does saccharina see in ruby?
Ruby, what does saccharina
look to you and see?
- Can i message her?
- Yes, you can.
- I'd like to message her and say,
"saccharina, you're an astonishing leader,
"but i can't be your subject,
"but, please, i would
like to be your sister."
- "well, you could be my
sister, for a while at least,
"amethar's still alive,
"but someday you would be my subject."
- "someday is someday."
- Something deep and profound shifts.
You look and see jon bon, gooey,
and swifty all look to you
For an order.
- "get the feast ready."
- "man, f*ck that, all right."
You look and see
caramelinda back by the dock
As the sun rises, gazing at
you, and she messages you.
"you know what is at risk."
- "she has never had the
chance to have a family,
"and i think that we should
give her the chance to feel
"how that feels."
- "and you would risk
"the devastation and
destruction you've already seen
"to what, expose us?
"make us vulnerable?
"to give a chance?
"a chance for what?"
- "family is exposed,
family is vulnerable.
"if you don't wanna be exposed,
"if you don't wanna be
vulnerable, be on your own.
"but part of the truth is that,
"is trusting the other
people and being good to them
"and hoping and helping them change.
"i already lost one sister,
i can't lose another."
- Caramelinda hangs her head,
Stunned out of her paranoia by
the bravery of her daughter.
Amethar, you come to the courtyard
As the soldiers declare victory
And liberate the captured
servants of this place,
And saccharina and ruby, you
are in the courtyard together
As amethar approaches.
- "that dragon is really something."
- "yeah, he's pretty badass, right?"
- "yeah."
- "i feel like he really f*cked sh*t up."
- "yeah, i mean-"
- "he really f*cked some sh*t up."
- "whole platoons were
just like"
- "look, i know what happened
at port syrup was terrible,
"but i think that was, although
that was done in my name,
"it was, i need good people around me,
"and that's something
that's hard to come by."
- I take her hand.
- Saccharina, you feel
the weight of the crown
Upon your head.
- Oh, 'cause i was wearing it already?
- Oh no, but you do have
the crown here with you.
You have a crown of candy.
- Cumulous is putting it-
- Didn't liam give me the
book of saint citrina?
- Liam approaches and gives
the book of saint citrina.
- "amethar, will you,
after everything i've done
"for your family, do me one favor
"and put your hand on this?"
- "of course."
- "do you really wanna be king?"
- "i do, i really do,
But i haven't lived a life worthy of it.
"you have, and thus,
i would defer to you."
- "wow, where's sir theo?
"he survived?"
- I'm once again
hovering, and i walk over.
- "hi, well, maybe we can
just put off that decision
"for a little bit."
- "okay."
- Make a history check for
me, theo, if you'd be so kind.
- Who makes a history check?
- You, theo, make it with advantage too.
- Oh, baby, nat 20.
Dramatic rolls.
- Hold on, i'm gonna do something.
- Rolls.
- You have the book of saint citrina.
- "it has just occurred to me that
"we now have the book of saint citrina,
"so, not only do we have
the throne of candia,
"but amethar could say that
"he was named the emperor of the concord
"and reestablish the concord."
- "why, then, candia would
certainly need a queen."
- "and it most certainly has one."
I put my hand on the book.
"gustavo uvano named me as
emperor of the concord."
- Primsy, in the rubble, says,
"the dairy islands recognizes
"this claim on the book of
saint citrina as being true,
"and heretofore, missives will be sent to
"whoever's in charge of these countries,
"now that we've k*lled all
the people that run them.
"your imperial majesty,
it is an honor to know
"you, and the empress caramelinda,
"and the imperial princess
ruby of the house of rocks.
"and to her majesty the
queen of candia, i say,
"what a charming finish to this
rather strife-Filled tale."
You look, as, in fact, the
bizarre political machinations
Of this land have seen you
with the ability to prove that,
In fact, there may be more
than just one crown of candy.
- I was just going to ask liam,
"what's that thing
glowing in your pocket?"
- "oh yeah. I still have my seed."
- I eat the seed.
- "liam, wait!"
- I eat the seed, maybe it
shoots out and it's planted, but-
- I can heimlich maneuver liam
If it looks dangerous immediately.
- You eat the seed.
Creation and destruction, the
bulb has always been about
Control and domination,
Its church casting its light everywhere,
And you've seen the
power of the hungry one
In the ruins of port syrup,
And you've seen these two extremes,
And you have chosen lapin's wish,
Which somewhere, not even in the middle,
But in the middle, and
then far beyond and past,
To something new, and
strange, and exciting.
When liam thinks of change
And the change that he would
wish to see in the world,
What is the change liam
would most wish to see?
- I think he wishes that this
Kind of bursting creativity of candia,
And embrace of magic and
individualism, would burst forth,
And that, instantly, candia
would quadruple in size,
With its place on the calorum map.
- I mean, f*ck me, right?
You guys hear a deep rumble in the earth
And see mountains begin
to sprout on the horizon,
And you feel a shifting, the
cola rushes down the river
As candia's lands expand to
400 percent of their current size.
- "thank you so much, i
just became the queen,
"and my realm just got f*cking huge."
- "yeah."
- "and, as emperor, this is
going to be a nightmare."
- Liam, you hear the
chuckle of a far-Off rabbit
Closing the door as the final structure.
Is there anything that
lapin whispers to liam
On his way out of this reality?
- Yeah, "there's nothing
wrong with being a seed guy."
- "cool."
- "preston, come on."
- Yes!
- One final kiss that
you feel on your cheek.
- So wet.
- And the magic fades.
A new age of candia is born,
And the only rival to the feasting of
A new vast and magical candia
is the feasting in comida,
As the emperor amethar
of the house of rocks
Embraces his title.
And bringing a new age
of peace to these realms,
The newly crowned prince or,
I should say, king of
vegetania, nezemiah cabbage,
Apologizes deeply for the
violence of his people,
And had no idea that this
pontifex was, in fact, so violent.
The senate of ceresia,
once again newly formed
After a brief dip into fascism,
Sends a formal envoy to thank you
For the dispatch of the
horrifying imperator ciabatta.
And, at the various feasts,
basha myaso approaches.
"maybe, maybe i wrong about you."
- "yeah, well, we make mistakes."
- "you think it's okay if
"i kick all the priests out of my lands?"
- "oh, honestly, the
only thing i ask is that
"you send a missive to my daughter
"and bring her along with you."
- "candia doing very well
since return of magic.
"maybe this queen saccharina
want to fly her dragon
"and show us meatlanders
"how to bring things back from a sleep."
- "i'm sure she would."
- "i'm definitely going through meat land
"charring some sh*t up."
- Ha ha, yum.
- In candia, the order of the
spinning stars' ranks swell
As new magics are discovered.
Sir theobald, the knights of north-Gumbia
Are proud at attention as
you serve your new queen
And protect all of the
vast riches of candia.
And, liam, there are a
lot of strange new seeds
In this land, magic seeds,
Seeds that won't hurt anyone
And can do miraculous and amazing things.
- "would you like to be the
master gardener instead?"
- "yes, i'm so done with being an archer."
- As we end, i would like each of you
To please give me a moment from our heroes
As the new peace descends upon the land.
- I think, after i iced the
pontifex and the carrot,
I collected their bodies again,
And when we got to, like once
the town was back together,
We revived them, and
we keep them in prison.
And when they came to and
i had saved their lives,
I just kind of explain
that i'm sick of revenge,
And icing people, and stalking in the dark
To try to bring back a pig
that will never come back,
And i just am like,
"in sweetness there is strength,
"but also in strength there is sweetness,
"and this is my mercy for you two,
"but you're gonna be in jail
for the rest of your lives."
And they have a lot of
candian literature in there.
- Sir theobald.
- I think, as everything, i
think theo is extremely relieved
That everything kind of
wrapped up so neatly,
But i think, as everybody's kind of like,
After there's the little reunion
Of the siblings and everything,
I think i would like to
go up to amethar and ruby
And just say, "you could've told me."
- "told you what?"
- "that you had a claim to the throne."
- "oh, okay, i mean, i'm
a warrior, all right?
"the night before one
of the biggest battles
"of our lives-"
- "i know."
- "you think i'm gonna come
and put that in your head?"
- "saccharina would've
been fine being your heir.
"it didn't need to, i'm
just, i never betrayed you
"and i never would betray you,
"and i never would
betray you either, ruby.
"i was, i-"
- "we just didn't wanna put that,
"we didn't wanna have to make you choose."
- "i understand that,
"and i did something
very similar with liam.
"i told him a half truth.
"i told him that saccharina was in danger,
"so i did the same thing that you did.
"but, yeah, i just want you
to know that the crown-"
- "sir theobald, go f*ck gooey."
- "all right."
- As i start to walk away, i'm like,
"the crown never meant anything,
"i just wanted to protect your family-"
- "hey, slam her down big style!"
- "i'm very submissive,
"i'm going to get slammed down big style!"
I go and i get slammed down big style.
- What a fitting end for theobald's story.
Cumulous?
- I think cumulous is
taking stock of the order,
He's looking in the armory
with all the magical weapons,
Sort of.
Walks past, he like opens
one more set of doors,
And there's floor to ceiling
just stacks of towels.
And then-
- Snickersnack goes, "many died.
"many died to protect this room."
- "and we will always protect it."
- And then he walks past another,
Opens another set of doors,
and there's a chocolate hen,
And he picks it up, and he just.
- Aww!
Amethar.
- I think, after a long day
of advisement from saccharina
About distributing magic
throughout the world,
We're just kind of walking through
The halls of castle candia.
"so, yeah, that's where i
slept when i was growing up,
"and so it was me, and
then me, and sapphria.
"we used to get up to
so much sh*t, i tell ya.
"i have to show you all of
"the secret passages here and stuff."
- "please do."
- "there's five that
he doesn't know about."
- "i'm pretty sure swifty
actually found them."
- "honestly?"
- "really channeling a
lot of his aggression
"into exploring and mischief."
- "honestly."
- "he keeps running
into, he keeps asking for
An apartment in-"
- "in dulcington?"
- "a nice three-Bedroom in dulcington!"
- "i get it, honestly, i get it."
- "i'm wearing four thongs, how's that!"
- "but how many are you wearing now?"
- "oh!
"i'm glad i didn't m*rder
you, and i rarely say that!"
Warmth fills your heart,
to be in this place
That you discovered before the battle,
You were always longed to be in,
Even when they didn't know
that you were out there.
- I have one final piece of business.
- Yeah.
- I think i just wanna make it clear that,
In my free time, i've also done
Some adventuring with
cinnamon down to vegetania
To look for sort of a food
substitute for human hearts.
I heard of something called pea protein.
Questing for it.
- Give me an investigation check,
Our last check of the game.
- Okay.
- 18.
- You find a lot of great
pea proteins, really helpful.
It's really good for him,
And there's something
kind of beautiful about
It being vegetanian in nature-
- A vegan dragon!
- I'll also say this.
The dragon is of the hungry one,
And it fed on the power of the bulb
Because that's what the
bulb has always represented
To the hungry one, these two forces.
In the village where liam has kept
The incredibly resurrected pontifex
And sir keradin that now work
as kind of monastic prisoners.
- I visit them each day, and
we chat, and they hate it.
- You find there, though,
that a tree is growing,
A tree that looks a lot like
The tinfoil robes of a
chocolate rabbit warlock
You never got to meet,
and it grows from where,
Actually, i should say it's
outside of castle candia,
It's where liam made his wish.
A tree grows there, in bright
pink, and green, and yellow,
And different colors with tinfoil leaves,
And huge chocolate fruit on them.
And you watch, as cranky cinnamon
That has not gotten to
eat any hearts lately,
And may never grow as big as he might have
If he'd been allowed to
get angrier and angrier,
Reaches out and eats a little
fruit off of this wish tree,
And you see that his eyes,
red, and they look at you
With something like recognition and love,
As though this dragon,
who loved you, of course,
But also loved what he was
able to do because of you,
Regards you instead,
And it seems even something
as primal as a dragon
Can be changed by a
wish for a better world.
He grows gentle, you see he turns around,
And for the first time regards the world,
Not with hunger, but with wonder.
Ruby.
- I'd like to stay in
candia, at least for now,
And give saccharina the
sister that she never had.
And i feel like everybody's
probably pretty sad,
And the best remedy for that is
Maybe to have a little circus show
That travels around the land
and performs for the people,
Because i think that we could
all use a bit of cheering up.
- After a long time of being
a good and wonderful sister,
With your parents in the city
of comida ruling the concord,
It is helpful for the new and
powerful witch queen of candia
To have an advisor that is
cunning, and slight of her ways,
And clever, and sly, to teach her about
The candia that she was not
fortunate enough to grow up in.
- "honestly, i should've
studied more for this.
"i did not set myself up for success,
"but i'll help you as much as i can."
- "maybe we should just
do some acrobatics."
- "oh, you know what?
"thank you!"
- Later in life, when, finally,
these things are settled,
You're given a flier,
And the traveling swirler
sisters are coming through town.
- "i'll be back."
- "okay."
- "okay."
- A beautiful multi-Colored
road stretches away
Through a land made of candy,
And the bright colors of the circus
Bringing nothing but joy
to all the people here.
Ruby flies through the air.
Peace, wonder, joy, and an age of magic,
So much sorrow,
But through long nights and hard work,
And reaching out to understand each other,
A very sweet age is dawning.
That's all for a crown of candy.
Thanks for watching.
- Can i ask a question
That would maybe leave
it on a cliffhanger?
- Sure.
- Okay, you can let me know
if this doesn't do anything.
- Sure.
- But i wanted to have the book
And ask caramelinda if she
knew who k*lled catherine ghee.
- Yeah, that's what, i was
gonna give her the book and say-
- 'cause she would've been around.
Is there any way that she
would've been involved
In the k*lling of catherine ghee
To make her family be loyal?
- Bonus content, on the
book of saint citrina, no.
- Okay.
- Caramelinda was not a villain.
Caramelinda was scared,
like a lot of people were.
- Okay, yeah, but she wouldn't
even have been in the room
If that had been decided-
- No.
- Who k*lled catherine ghee?
- Who k*lled catherine ghee?
- It was probably calroy.
- Catherine ghee got sick and died.
- Oh, that's true.
- But who threatened catherine ghee?
- Huh?
- Who threatened catherine ghee?
- Catherine ghee, oh.
- Tell us the secrets.
- Catherine ghee was
paranoid, and when people-
- Did she just lie to me?
- People were coming to look for her
To tell her to come to castle candy,
And she thought they
were coming to k*ll her.
She was just scared.
- Oh no!
- That's devastating.
- So tragic.
- Crazy.
- Bonus content.
- Bonus content, after the credits.
- Bonus content.
Thank you for watching a crown of candy.
We'll see you guys next time.
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05x17 - For Candia! (Part 2)
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.