(the chill vibes of The
Unsleeping City theme are here)
(Brennan's tapping the table
because, hey, things are tense)
- Hello one and all,
and welcome to another thrilling episode
of The Unsleeping City.
I am your humble dungeon,
Brennan Lee Mulligan,
with me as always are our Intrepid Heroes.
Say hi, Intrepid Heroes!
- Hi, Intrepid Heroes.
- Last we left off, it was mid
December, winter in New York.
Our champions-- is that a
big old Unsleeping City mug
Ally just lifted up mid-recap?
- What's that?
- What's up? Hey, Ally, sláinte.
You know what I mean?
(chuckling)
- Hey, Brennan, Ally.
- Oh. (all laugh)
That's the...
Is that a full-on bowl?
- Yeah, part of the joke is that
Ally and I both had Unsleeping
City merch but the--
- The Unsleeping City trio.
(laughter)
Our champions of New York City
were racing as fast as possible
to the Gramercy Occult
Society headquarters
in the New York Public Library.
For indeed, over the past month,
the champions of New York realized
an encroaching threat
on the city of New York.
Manifesting in Gladiator Industries,
taking over the city in the waking world,
manifested by an entity from
beyond the depths of
dreaming known as Null.
This entity was confronted at Ellis Island
where it captured the
party's boon companion
Iga Lisowski, the
benefactor of the dragon.
Who had birthed the egg of the new dragon
of New York City, being
held by Kingston Brown.
Having collected all of
the totems of Kugrash,
the unicorn, the spicy
pigeon, the juicy c*ck,
And found the lost artifacts
of the common world in Ellis Island.
The bouquet of Marion Brown,
Kingston's grandmother.
Jackson Wei's baseball,
a candle from the family
being protected by Willie,
the Golem of Williamsburg.
A piece of ticker tape
from the V-day parade
from Alejandro Ortiz.
A lucky coin, from, we
never learned her name,
but from Margaret McConnell,
who's actually one of
Pete's direct ancestors.
A finger cymbal from Giancarlo Bicicleta,
whose and with the eponymous
bicycle in the photo.
And Jackson's baseball pitched right to
Cody, Jackson Wei's Mets baseball.
- Oh, the leg.
- And Peter Stuyvesant's
wooden leg from Holly Branch.
You guys have all of these things,
but had a devil of a time finding
the hoard of the dragon
of Bleecker Street.
A feat that should have been easy
given the arcane resources
of the heroes of New York.
Unless, it was being hidden
from you purposefully.
Unless somebody had tampered
with the umbral engine
in the heart of the
Gramercy Occult Society.
Which is exactly what
you found out during,
from Kingston Brown
noticing there was Umbra
in his own eyes, as he was
unable to find the hoard.
Having cracked that open, Sofia discovered
a strange ray of sunlight
illuminating pages
of her memories of Dale Lee,
that had been teleported to
the Clinton Hill Chantry.
Immediately after you discovered not only
was Esther Sinclair gone,
having been kidnapped
by Tony Simos, but also our dear friend
Ricky Matsui and Esther
Sinclair joined to create a trio
of expecting parents within the party.
g*ng, you have--
- It was nice to have
someone to do it with
(all laugh loudly)
- A very, dense is right.
This story is heated up,
and we are here at the
Gramercy Occult Society
where you face down Tony Simos
but see Esther Sinclair...nowhere.
I'm gonna ask everybody to log in
to Roll20 and go check this out.
- I am there.
- Whoa. Whoa.
- Is this the Umbral engine?
- This is Umbral engine, and in fact,
you see Tony has juiced it already.
That Umbra is, you are floating in Nod.
Umbra is coursing into the city
(explodes)
and everything else is fading away.
Anyone here that wants to can make
an arcana check, an insight check--
- Can we get close-up
of the Tony character.
- Actually...
- These Concrete Fist monks look like--
- They're so buff.
- Yeah, they're just so muscular
in these tiny little tokens.
- It's very like Bad Boys
Club, remember those?
- It's like Streets of Rage.
- Yes. Oh, there you go.
(all laugh)
- They did not skip arm day!
- These meaty NES arms.
- Do I know them? Are they
people that I would actually know
- Sofia, you know, all these people.
- This is Tony?
- This is Tony right here.
- Wow. What's with the beard?
- He looks like a guy
who will help you find
a pair of running shoes that
really support your heel.
(all laugh)
- Wait, he looks kind of nice.
- He was kind of nice at first.
- No.
- So, I'm gonna say anyone here real quick
as you're approaching,
give me an arcana check.
If there's not enough time to
try to understand all of it
If you're trying to understand what's
happening magically here, give me arcana.
If you're trying to look at what Tony
or the monks are doing, go
ahead and give me insight.
If you're trying to look at like
what physically is
happening in this space.
Go ahead and give me perception.
- 26 perception.
- Perception you said?
Perception is good too, yeah.
- I got it. Yeah, I got a 21 insight.
- I got 25 perception
unless we need arcana
in which case a 19 arcana.
- I got 22 arcana.
- Okay.
- So 25 perception,
- 25 perception,
- nine insight.
- Cool. So we got, who
rolled perceptions here?
We had a 29, a 25...
- I got a 15 perception,
- 15. Awesome. Kingston
and Sofie immediately
what you see is the Umbral
engine, glowing brighter
and spinning faster than
you've ever seen it before.
You can tell that your rushing here
you will probably,
anyone trying to join you
will have a harder and harder time
because you remember back
in the Holland Tunnel fight.
When the readout for the umbral
engine was up at about 150%
it's at about 300% right now,
it is all being thrown wider
and wider to pour more and
more raw umbra into the city.
- With that perception check,
Am I seeing any kind of control panel?
- You guys both specifically
see that you are not
seeing control panel and
immediately also understand
that - you guys immediately
also understand that
there isn't a like control panel
for this because the wizards
are very careful with it.
Like Gramercy handles this stuff magically
but I think on a 25 and
a 29, both of you know
Tony is manipulating this somehow
in a way that you guys can't see.
Like something, you're immediately like
you're immediately, like, there's a
there's like, you're like,
there's a puzzle here.
Something's going on with Tony. And Sofia,
you would know that
these Concrete Fist monks
don't have a way to tamper
with this unless they're
being helped by wizards.
- Yeah.
- But we don't see the wizards right?
- You don't see the wizards.
- Wizards might be invisible.
- I have a way to see invisibility.
- So also Sofia, you recognize
these Concrete Fist monks.
These are one or two old school monks
from back in Tony's day.
You would know that, you're not too..
These are tough. They're
they're skilled monks.
They're nowhere near your level.
And they're nowhere in
your Tony's level, but
they have, they some skills, right?
- Okay. I guess I shout out to Tony,
"This was the best you could recruit?"
(laughs)
He looks up - there's also
a couple of young kids here
that are hot shots, but
are clearly the people
that got like bamboozled
by Tony's spiel, right?
Yeah. Tony calls back to
you and goes, you know,
he's focusing on the
Umbral engine right now.
Did anyone get above a
15 on an insight check?
- Yeah, I got a 21.
- 21, Rowan you immediately
see Tony looking regretful
that he gloated over
text message to Sofie.
Now everybody's here, but
you can see on a 22 insight
full zealot, true believer,
mania in his eyes.
You also see his, the way
his blood is pumping is
like intense, his veins are
like throbbing right now.
And I think you also see, he,
it looks like he feels like
he's close to something, but you can see
I think an awareness
that these monks are not
the only people he's
working with right now.
- Can I, with my perception,
would I understand anything
about his ki or is what's
happening nothing to do with it?
- You got a 20, you got a 25, right?
- Yeah.
- You have that memory of
Tony f*cking up his heart.
I think on a 25 perception,
Sofia, you know that
Tony is going to be immune to
charmed and frightened conditions.
And if he f*cked up
his heart badly enough,
he may also be immune to stunning.
Like he may have changed his physiology
fully and completely in his body.
- Wow.
- arcana. Who's looking at the engine?
- Me.
- Pete, JJ's research is being used here.
Two things are happening simultaneously.
Tony is attempting to
flood so much umbra into
this city, that nobody can
perceive magic ever again.
It will basically be...Tony
doesn't understand what
he's doing, but you remember talking to JJ
about that quantum thing,
which is basically like
if nobody can perceive
magic on a quantum level
magic doesn't exist anymore.
So Tony is just trying
to complete his idea
of the mission of the Concrete Fist,
which is sever New York
from dreams forever.
You wonder, cause clearly
Tony is the mastermind
behind how this got tampered with
and how the hoard got hidden from you.
And you're like, how the f*ck
did Tony catch wise to that?
And you see some of the stuff happened
with the umbral engine,
that in the way that
it's been tampered with
that is, I think on that,
would you wait for arcana?
- 22? 22, yeah.
- Not only do you see the
ways in which the engine
has been canceled to redirect Umbra to the
hoard of the dragon of Bleecker
Street to hide it from you,
you also see that some of
the arcane tampering with it
aren't arcana from Gramercy wizards.
They are from, the best way you can put it
is corporate magic.
There is an effect here
that it looks like Tony is
unaware of, like Tony, you realize
is chasing his zealot's dream.
But the schematics that he
has used or perhaps been given
are bringing New York minutes in
on the raw umbra and Fl*ttening them.
This is the thing that didn't work
in the machine in Queens that
Iga found, will work here.
And it will potentially
work here right now.
- Wow.
- Oh god.
- So you are fighting one villain
but you're fighting two different schemes
happening in this moment.
- Can I roll some sort
of arcana or something to
try to find the presence
of Null, in this room?
- I'm gonna say on that 22 arcana,
you know, the presence of Null.
If the city is successfully
flooded with raw umbra
like you remember the
fight at Ellis Island
Null had to retreat because
A) you guys were successfully fighting it.
But B) every time it was getting hurt,
it was burning up more raw umbra.
And you think about Nod.
When Nod came to the Waking World,
they were being burnt alive.
When you had, when you
saved them from the vampire
nightclub back in season one,
and you realize Null's the same way,
Null can't - Null's a dream entity.
They can't, Null,
can't be here physically
in the Waking World
unless the world is so
suffused with raw umbra
that Null could move here openly
because the world has become
so divorced from magic,
that it basically is void,
the deep dreaming, right?
So you realize Null is
going to be able to show up
and I'll tell you, like,
you think if this thing gets
to a thousand percent, if it
fully gets like warp speed
Null will be able to
manifest here physically,
just like it did on Ellis Island.
- Wow.
- That's what you guys all see there.
Tony opens his arms wide.
As you guys rush up, you don't see Esther.
He just goes, "Hey, welcome
to last dance, everybody.
Thanks for joining me. Glad
you could be here to witness
the completion of our mission".
And he says this right to you, Sofie.
- I just want to say right now
what do you want me to tell Heather Simos
when I find her and I say,
"I'm sorry, Tony passed".
(laughs hysterically)
- He looks at you and you see his eyes
go static for a second.
And something throbs in his
chest. And you see, he says,
"The fact that I restrain
myself from snapping
your f*cking neck when you
put her name in your mouth
is a testament to my good
graces, which are, oh yeah--"
- Well, I know when I met
you, you called me Sofia
Bicicleta several times
instead of Sofia Lee.
So I think we've both
been butchering names
that matter to each other, all right?
So, you know what?
I'm gonna go ahead and say,
don't restrain yourself.
Come snap my f*cking neck.
(chuckles)
- He grimaces with a
rage that lets you know
he is going to take you up on that offer.
Pete, kick us off, baby.
You are first in the initiative order.
- Woo.
- Okay? I guess...
- f*cking kick his a*s, Pete!
- It's all on me.
(all laugh)
- This is personal for
us. He was a d*ck to us.
- I'm gonna freaking...
- No, you guys showed
everyone sh**t to k*ll.
(laughs)
I'm not f*cking saving this
f*ck. He had his chance.
- I mean like we don't
do, we want to k*ll this?
- No, they're..
- They seem like normal people.
- Man, f*ck this dudes.
- Tony deserves death in my opinion.
(laughs)
He had his redemption chance yesterday
and he f*cking failed.
(laughs)
- I am going to run, lemme
see. Where am I going?
You leave.
(all laugh)
- I'm gonna run.
- I'm scared, I'm leaving.
- Right here.
- Get a pack of cigarettes.
- Cool. Hell yeah, perfect.
- Okay. And then I'm going to...
I'm gonna cast Cone of Cold,
right at the machine and Tony.
- sh*t, you're gonna
attack the Umbral engine?
- I guess?
Won't it kind of like
explode and k*ll all of us?
- I will say--
- I'm gonna use Careful Spell,
and I'm gonna exclude it.
(all laugh)
- But what if that is
the, what if that is...?
- I mean that's kind of
a last case scenario,
is like then everyone sees
magic & we just work from there.
- I think you guys, I think
Pete would recognize that
destroying the machine will
- I like, I'll tell you
I'm not going to, I don't
wanna choose to know
what will happen if you guys
just break the umbral engine
while it's going faster
than it's ever gone.
I'll probably roll a bunch of dice
on some kind of wild
magic table to find out
it won't be, it won't be normal
if you break the machine.
However, I fully leave that up to you.
If the fight's going bad, like
if the fight is going bad
and it's gonna save the world
- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- First move out the gate,
I'm not going to attack.
- Yeah. First quarter, first down
Hail Mary doesn't feel
like the move right here,
but let's...
(chuckles)
- The webcams all turned off.
(all chuckle lightly)
- Awesome.
So yeah. You're gonna go,
you're gonna try to hit Tony.
I think he might need to
move a little bit closer to
to like this corner right here to be,
maybe Pete, you wanna move like right here
to hit Tony in the edge of that.
- Sure.
- Hell yeah.
- Cool.
[high fantasy wizard voice, I guess?]
- One sorcery point.
(laughs)
- Okay.
- Wow. Wish we'd been
doing this all season...
(laughs)
[Emily does the voice now, yoo]
- Two sorcery points.
- Two sorcery points.
- Oh, sorry, I do backslash roll.
- And actually Pete, I'm
gonna need, before you do that
before you do that, we're gonna do
something else really quickly.
- It is a quick thing,
right? Like just a little..
- Brennan just has an
email to sh**t it off.
(all laugh)
(all chattering)
- Just in case there's
saving throws coming up,
Cause I know people were doing
spells just as we came in.
Can I have cast on the melee?
So me, Sofie and Ricky Bless.
As, like, people were doing
haste and stuff as we were coming in.
- Ricky, I know that Ricky's got haste.
Does anyone else have concentration
spells active right now?
So are you, so you hit people
with bless, right Cody?
- Yeah. On the way up.
- Oh, I actually, yeah.
I should bring this up cause
I forgot to talk about it.
At the start of the fight,
I guess I still have locate object on...
And I was at, for one of
something of Esther's.
- Oh. sh*t.
- Ooh.
- Yes you do. Ricky,
something of Esther's is here
But not here. And that's all I can say.
You sense that it's here, but not here.
She's a ghost.
(all laugh)
Any other - then Kingston,
you have a concentration spell
cause Alejandro is here correct?
- Yeah.
- Anyone else have any,
anything concentration--
- And I have hexblade curse on Tony,
but that's not concentration.
- Cool. No one else has
concentration up right now.
That's okay. Awesome.
Pete, right now, I'm gonna tell ya.
You, what you don't want,
you're casting Cone of Cold.
What you don't want, is a 12 or higher
I'm gonna roll in front of the board.
If I know what this is,
I'm gonna counter spell it.
Okay. Let me see. Let me see what 60 feet
on you looks like because,
well first of all, already,
- Oh, I may not be able to counter spell
if I can't see the target.
- However, them, let me
just double check something
real quick.
[singing merrily]
♪ Ooh, com-plex, magic fight♪
♪ Lots of magic going on. ♪
- Does the engine f*ck
up our spells I guess?
- The engine does not f*ck up your spells.
- I think there's invisible wizards.
Does anyone have Faerie Fire?
I don't, but I have see invisibility
- A Gramercy wizard appears from
invisibility slinging a counter spell.
Ricky, if that is within
60 feet, you can go for it.
- I think it's a little further.
- It is within 60 feet of me
- No f*cking, what are the odds?
That was a totally random placement.
Ricky. Okay. You cast
counter spell, right?
- Yes. Do I roll?
- They all, no roll needed,
counter spell is a third level spell
and that's the level they cast it at.
So a Gramercy wizard, a
traitor to the society
tries to rip that spell out
of the Vox Phantasma's hands.
Ricky, what do you do as they appear?
- I think I'll like literally baseball bat
their counter spell back at them.
(laughs hysterically)
- Ricky, wielding a
magic bat feels so good.
- Hell yes.
- Cause you realize like your old thing,
used like you said as a tool.
A bat isn't, a bat isn't
an aggressive thing.
It's a tool you can get that
f*cking spell right out of here.
- Not aggressive at all.
I just, as I counter spell
into this wizard's face.
Yeah - BAM!
- You can - you hear from
the Hall of Heroes...
(bugle call)
- Charge!
Incredible. Pete, your spell goes off.
Go ahead and roll damage
for that Cone of Cold.
- Yes. Okay. Sorry. I do backslash roll.
- Backslash roll.
- Eight D8
- Jesus...
- ...amazing, 38. I'm gonna actually,
just to make sure that we
are totally above board.
I'm gonna see what a 60 foot aura
on you would look like real quick.
- Is Cone of Cold dex save?
What kind of save is it?
- Okay, so Pete hold on one second.
Cause that's what the edge
of your aura would look like.
So I think actually just to be clear
because the arrows are a little bit screwy
when you're moving diagonal.
Pete, you may need to
jump up on to the edge
of the umbral engine to cast this spell.
- Oh, like I can't move up a little bit,
like right here to move my aura.
Oh, sh*t, yes. You can move
right there. That's perfect.
- Cool.
- So that'll get - Yes, yes, yes. Awesome.
So you can see there you're
gonna be able to get Tony
and those first two monks just fine.
So you roll damage, we're
gonna roll some saves for them.
I'm gonna decrease your aura again.
That sounds very spiritual in a way.
(Zac Laughs)
- Don't try to decrease my aura.
- Sometimes you need to
decrease your aura though
to protect yourself from other people's.
- It's true. Okay.
(Sofie laughs)
- I was joking...
And these are con saves, correct?
- Absolutely.
- These are con saves, honey.
- Okay.
- So just so the spell casters know
if, with monks, if you, we have evasion.
So like if we fit - if we...
- Oh yeah, evade succeed...
So I said...
- Yeah.
- I also say on Sofie's
high perception check,
you think that these junior monks are not,
are not proficient
enough to have that eva--
- They don't have that evasion yet.
Never mind, dex away baby.
(all laugh)
- Hell yeah.
- Hell yeah. Okay. We're gonna go,
Tony makes his save, he's
gonna take half damage.
These dudes, however,
these are Concrete Fist.
So they are trained to fight
magic sort of specifically.
So they do have magic resistance.
Okay. Oh, that's c*ck,
nine plus four doesn't do it.
Okay. So one of them takes full 38.
The others are gonna take 19.
- Including Tony?
- Including Tony, Tony takes
19 cold damage as well.
- Yeah
- Hell yeah.
- Add this to your cold hearts
(Sofie laughs)
Hurt people hurt people, Tony.
(all laugh)
- No let's not categorize
him as a 'hurt person.'
He's a f*cking piece of sh*t.
I reached out to him,
there was nothing left.
- He's just decades hurt, he's calcified.
- Throw a f*cking Big Gulp at him,
I throw a Big Gulp at him.
- Remember Big Gulp is Gladiator.
- I stole it, I stole it!
- Hey Pete, I'm gonna
need a wild magic surge.
You're on 1 through 10 right now.
- Noooo!
(everyone screams)
- I like them, they're cool.
- That's a three, baby.
- Okay, there we go.
- We're surgin'!
- Here we go.
- Oh Pete, go ahead and
give me two D 100 rolls.
- You got it. Two?.
- Yeah. Cause you can have advantage.
- Yes. You roll with advantage.
- Oh incredible. 18, 58.
- You see, one of these is
like, you feel two surges.
One of them is harmless, dream frivolity.
The other one is extreme danger
that you might not be
able to control that well.
(soft light music)
- You know...
I am gonna have to go with
harmless dream frivolity.
Because I'm a new guy.
(all laugh)
- I know how much that hurt.
(laughs)
(all chattering)
- Give me the blue feathers, Brennan.
(all laugh)
So what this says in the wild magic surge,
is you grow a long beard made of feathers-
that remains until you sneeze-
- He feather-bearded!
At which point, the feathers
explode out from your face.
- Pete, the testosterone salve is working.
- Oh my God, crazy.
They're feathers though.
(all laugh)
- I mean, yeah if--
- Cody, is this a dude thing?
(all laugh)
- Incredible. Yeah. Pete
you grow a long wizard
beard of feathers, as you
approach here as a sorcerer
in the home of these wizards,
Tony, as you do this,
Tony looks at you with his beard.
He's like, "you f*cking
making fun of me, dude?"
- Honestly, I just feel bad for you.
You kind of remind me of my dad and
I watched him get scared straight,
it's really beautiful now.
(all laugh hysterically)
- I have a question,
what does Pete's mustache
look like with the beard?
Or do the feathers?
- You have two small,
actually the mustache is too
fully functional, but small wings.
There's just two little
wings, flap, flap, flap.
(all laugh)
- Your lip is just
detaching from your gum.
- What was the other thing?
f*cking million cool fireballs gone.
- The other thing was anything
you touch catches on fire.
(laughs)
- I mean, okay, we did
make the right choice.
That's the first round of the game, so
- Okay. Pete, anything
else from you that turn?
- Nah.
- Cody, that's you baby.
- Sweet. I'm going to look at this wizard
and go "the ninth level of
hell awaits for traitors."
That's right, I read a f*ck' book!
And then I'm going to--
- Wait, Cody read Dante's Inferno?
- He read Dante's Inferno.
- You read Dante's Inferno?
- Yeah. I needed to know
about like hell and sh*t.
Cause I'm like a f*cking demon.
Go off, Cody.
He's gonna ride at this mage.
He, now at level 12,
is a mounted combatant
on his moped, so he rolls with advantage.
I'm gonna do, I'm going to
bonus action thunderous smite.
- Hell yeah,
- Which I think actually does
that do an area of effect?
No. Okay. So I'll do
thunderous smite bonus action.
And then I'm gonna do
great weapon master to
do minus five to the attack
role to hope, to do more.
- Cool.
- Just taking the
questing blade trying to..
(laughs)
That is, with bless...
- Oh right.
- That is a 16 to hit
- 16 to hit that Gramercy...
The Gramercy traitor there,
that is a hit absolutely.
- Ooo, thank God.
- You said 17, right?
- Yeah, no, 16 I said.
- 16? 16 is a hit, this
person really regretting
that counter spell
right now cause a shield
woulda come in quite handy.
- What is this person's name?
How have I seen them around before?
- I know their name, it's Judas.
(all laugh)
And you live in f*cking hell now,
9th level, good luck f*cking crawling out
- Oh my God.
Cody, you are obsessed with Judas.
(all laugh)
- Betrayal is such a huge part of this.
- Yes, huge part of it. A driving force.
- Hope those 30 pieces of
silver was worth it, b*tch.
- Incredible
- Oh my God
- Sweet. Okay.
So, okay. So 46 for the
great, for the sword,
plus the thunderous smite and
then I will do a first level smite,
to do another three D8
plus another D8 for my greater smite thing
that gives me a D8 every time
plus 19, cause of
great weapon master.
Jesus.
(all laugh)
- Good God.
- You just drive your
moped up and k*ll a woman?
(all laugh)
- Up to you, If you wanna do
lethal or non-lethal damage here.
- Jesus Christ. Don't make me
choose that, non-lethal I guess.
(all laugh)
- I think that's for the best
- Yeah. Judas is waiting
to meet you in hell
and I just punch them so hard.
- I mean, these people are
trying to like destroy magic.
This not good to people, but..
- I mean, we can't find Esther,
yeah we're all really scared.
- Yeah. We might as well keep Gramercy
and people around in case they can tell us
where Esther is and I feel we
should keep these little sad--
- I think the wording of you
just ride up on your moped
and k*ll a woman followed by,
Do you wanna do lethal
or non-lethal damaged?
Of course non-lethal
damage, thank you very much.
- Hey, I tried to help you out.
I let you guys fight f*cking balloons
and armor all season, you know?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Cody, you ride up and I honestly
just run this woman over with your moped
she of course, 50 damaged.
She's f*cking done, dude.
She's unconscious. She's toast.
- Great.
"Judas! Kuh-kah-huhhh!"
And then...
Yeah, somehow Judas is an
atheist who hates Judas
I think is his deal.
I am going to also, so
I get a second attack
but there's, I guess I have
more movement cause of my moped.
Can I just ride up and go
after this next monk here?
Oh, let's see here, so this
is, that's 40 feet I came down.
I did about, I did about 70 feet already.
I did 65, so with a dash,
my warhorse can do 120.
- Yes.
- So provided I can split up
my movement I have enough.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You can split up your
movement cause it's just
happening on your, on your steed.
- Great. Okay. I'm just gonna keep going,
part of me just to like swing around
and hope to hit another invisible person.
But that's just so dumb right?
- I mean, they gotta be somewhere, but
I think that's, I mean the
odds of it are pretty low.
(Cody laughs)
Yeah. It's like Brennan, can
I just move to a square and
just swing? They need to be
literally exactly on that spot.
It would be so funny.
- I bet you could k*ll one
of these like buff guys,
cause one of them just took
full damage from Cone of Cold.
- Oh yeah,
- I bet you could fully like take one out.
- I will be not a complete moron,
and I will go and I will go after
- The dude closest to the engine,
took the most cold damage.
- Got it. Okay. I'll go after this monk.
- Use the sword art, Cody!
- Tell him that he f*cked over Cindy.
See if he feels bad.
(laughs)
- Sword arts, finishing
blow. And then I will,
oh, sh*t Jesus. Should I do?
I'm not gonna do great weapon
fighting cause that was,
I almost missed the mage, and
it's a good thing I didn't.
That is 13 plus nine, 22.
- Oh yeah.
- 22 to hit or 22 damage?
- 22 to hit.
- 22 hits. Absolutely
- Great. Okay.
I will do a second level
smite on this person.
- Actually, this dude casts
shield, and you still hit.
- Hell yeah
- Nice job you f*cking idiot.
- Wait, the monk casts shield?
- Yes. You see that they,
some kind of Gramercy, like
the wizards are helping--
- Okay, it wasn't another
hex by monk, okay.
- No.
- Okay, so I'm gonna go
ahead and roll my damage
with a second level of smite.
So it's two D6 plus a second level smite
with my bonus is four D8 plus,
terrible rolls. Yikes. Okay.
That's still pretty good.
- How much damage is it?
- 23.
- Hell yeah. This dude
is looking hurt-hurt.
As you slash into that monk there, boom.
- It survived sword art
finishing blow?? Impossible.
(all laugh)
- Awesome. After Cody,
it's gonna be Tony Simos.
- I wanna see what this f*ck does.
- Okay. He's gonna use
15 feet of his movement.
(suspenseful music)
Tony strides over, is going
to take his first attack.
He is going to make an
attack on your moped, Cody.
- Oh, I can make it hit me instead.
Cause I'm a mounted combatant.
So I just stick my face down.
(all laugh)
Punch me, you f*cking d*ck.
- He hits you. How many
times can you do that?
- Lemme see.
- Is there a reaction to do it?
- No, I don't believe so.
I think it's just..."Mounted Combatant"
"While you are mounted
and aren't incapacitated
"you have advantage a melee rolls
"against unmagic creatures that
are smaller than your mount.
"You can force an attack targeted
"at your mount to target you instead."
- Damn, wow. Okay.
Cool. So he's just gonna go after you.
- Wow Tony, off to a good start, huh?
- What's your AC, Cody?
- Bad, 16.
- Okay. He comes up,
hits you for two attacks.
The first attack he hits you
for does...22 points of damage.
- Okay. I'm gonna hellish rebuke.
- Cool. And give me a
concentration saving throw.
- Ooh. Okay.
- That's a DC 11.
- Ooh baby. Nat 19.
- Yeah.
- There's the rolls
I'm gonna hellish rebuke,
I'm trying to think
what level I should do.
You know what, I'm gonna hit him with a,
this is kind of crazy,
but I'm gonna hit him
with the third level hellish
rebuke to do four D10s.
- Hit him with ice,
then hit him with fire.
(Sofie laughs)
The two dragons.
- Yeah, I'm wearing the dragon shirt.
You know what actually I'm just gonna do
a first level because it's,
I think it's a dex save so,
I know he's just gonna take half
but this is the hellish rebuke damage.
- Hey
- Cool.
- Take it.
- We'll take it.
- You see Tony does have evasion.
He dodges fire - as you
summon that, he says
"f*cking cut it out with
that goth bullshit!"
and smacks the flames
out of the..(chuckles)
just like, just his
personal lack of playfulness
and whimsy appears to be protecting him
from a lot of forms of magic.
- Have you even seen The
Nightmare Before Christmas?
- What the f*ck, dude I
watched Death Wish every day.
(both laugh)
f*cking love Bronson dude.
- You just k*ll people
on the subway all day?
- The second, his second attack
does 23 points of damage.
I'm gonna need another savings throw
or another concentration check.
(Cody groans)
- Oh my God, a nat 18.
- Hell yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- It's hard to tell with Murph.
- Literally, the only dice
I've had that have rolled well,
are these red, white and blue dice.
- I got those for you.
I got those for you because
we had just been to England
for NADDPod
- So here's so here's the
deal. Here's the deal Murph.
I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need a DC 19.
I'm gonna ask for three
saving throws in a row.
Tony is not even close to done.
Give me a, I'm gonna need
a strength saving throw.
- Okay. Strength is good. I'm blessed.
I might be okay.
Okay, 22.
- Cool. Give me another
strength saving throw
- Okay.
Oh my God. So good, 28.
- Hell yeah.
Now I'm gonna need a final one.
This one's only a DC 15,
but this one's for the stun.
- Okay. Is this dex or strength?
- This one is constitution.
DC15 constitution.
To...He's attempting to stun you.
- Okay. Six, 12
- Bend luck!
- 12, bend luck? Okay. This is,
is there a range on bend luck? Number one?
- Let's find out.
- Oh, you can see. Okay. So
you got a 12, so all right.
Roll in front of the board.
You need to hit a three or higher here.
- Come on, Pete.
- You got it. I got you dude, cool shirt.
- Fire and miss.
(all scream) ooh!
- f*cking damn it.
- Okay, so this is not
as bad as Null's stun.
This isn't until the
end of Tony's next turn.
You - this is a more classic monk stun.
- Okay.
- But he hits you with that, with that.
So you were stunned until
the end of Tony's next turn.
You also feels he stuns you,
I'm gonna say Sofia or
Pete, make perception checks
here for me with Tony's stun.
- Absolutely.
- Okay. That is, hold on.
I gotta go back to
perception. That is a 15
- 15. Cool.
Pete, did you get a 15?
Nope. Are you muted Ally?
- That's a nat one.
- Pete, you have no idea
what the f*ck is going on.
Sofia, you see something
in Tony's stunning attack.
The ways he's protected himself
with his, the way he f*cked
up his heart, ki doesn't flow
through him normally anymore.
You can tell that there's something wrong
with his stunning technique.
Cody did not have a way to overcome it
but you feel that there might be a way
for other people here in the party to
deal with Tony's stunning
strikes cause you see
he didn't spend ki to
do that stunning strike
which makes you think
that it would be possible
for someone to potentially
spend ki to resist it.
- Oh, does that look like someone
could dispel magic on it or something?
Or it's much more of
like a, oh it's bad ki.
- It looks like it's,
you think that someone
with ki could potentially
resist Tony's stunning strikes.
However, the stunning
could be done away with
with like a lesser restoration,
but that's someone taking
their whole turn to give
Cody his whole turn.
- Yeah, okay cool.
(Sofie laughs)
- Not to tell on myself, but does
bless break? Does stun
break concentration?
I don't know if it does.
- Let me look that up real quick.
- I don't know that it
does, cause you can still
you can still speak falteringly.
(Cody laughs)
- Your brain is still
working, your body just isn't.
- You're just, you're
blessed, you're blessed.
- Anything that makes you incapacitated,
will end concentration.
- Okay, I think stun is incapacitated.
- Yeah, absolutely. Let's just
double check that real quick.
So we're being as diligent as possible.
Stunned is incapacitated. Bless is gone.
- But you got to use it to
make some strength saves.
So that's worth it.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- I might've been knocked
out if it was really bad.
- Yeah, he could've ripped you in half,
(all laugh)
- Like a phone book. (laughs)
- Tony, Tony has 70 feet of movement.
Let's see if he can make it to Pete.
- Hold on, how many turns does Tony have?
God damn.
- Monks just keep going.
Well, no, he's doing
stuff that Sofia can't do
- And then, he's going to move 70 feet
and then maybe attack again.
- Maybe he has like haste cast on him.
- You guys, Tony is,
you guys know Tony is
a legendary opponent.
He closes with Pete, is gonna make his
last two attacks on Pete.
- He has eight attacks,
- Four attacks.
- how did I get eight?
- Yeah, I only got hit twice.
- Tony Simos has 15 attacks?
15.
- He's gonna close on Pete
- I just want you to
know every hit you make,
I'm not gonna tell Heather Simos about.
She's gonna think you died a coward
not having landed a single hit.
- Just sh*t yourself
in front of everybody.
- Pete, you are hit twice by Tony
- Damn, used my reaction.
- Yes, that's right. Tony hits you twice
and he is going to...first attack deals.
Seven, two, nine...deals 19 damage.
Give me a DC 10 concentration check.
- 19
- Hell yeah. Next one, deal 16 damage.
Go ahead and give me a DC
10 concentration check.
- So that was 10 and 16?
- Yep.
- Ooh, that's only a nine.
- You lose haste.
Oh wait, no, no, sorry.
What do I add to that?
- Whatever your...
- ...con saving throw is?
You got a +6.
- Oh, we got it. Okay, yeah.
- Oooh, my heart.
- Doesn't after you lose haste,
doesn't the person lose a turn?
- Yeah they do.
- Absolutely.
- But he didn't lose it right?
- Did not lose it.
- No, he didn't.
(suspenseful music)
- Okay, now I'm gonna need,
let's go ahead and do that,
Let's go ahead and do that,
I'm gonna need three
constitution saving throws
in a row from Pete.
- Counterspell.
- They're not spells.
- Oh no, this is stunning.
- It's stunning and two other effects
that Tony's got planned for Pete.
- So I have plus six, to these rolls
- You have plus six to these roles.
- Yeah, that's right b*tch, 23.
- You avoid the stun.
- 21.
- You've avoid the next thing.
- Oh, 9.
- Pete, you rush up, Tony, is
just laying into you and goes,
- I'm like, Hey man, the
first two people you attacked
in his fight were a moped and
a guy with a feather beard.
You f*cking coward.
(all laugh)
- You see, he looks at you and says
"I know what you f*cking are."
- You the kind of guy
who only attacks people
you think you can beat,
you're so f*cking sad.
- It's kind of pathetic
you didn't come after me.
- Yeah. You have a clear
number one rival here.
- Pete, as you were
fighting, throwing magic up.
Tony leans in grabs the back of your neck
with his left hand--
- I kiss him.
- Right after you kiss him,
He crushes your wind pipe
with an elbow strike.
- Oh no.
- You are, Pete, he
damages your ability to,
you cannot create the verbal
components of spells right now.
He has special Concrete Fist
techniques for spell casters.
He removes your ability to create
the verbal components of spell casting.
That's the end of Tony's turn.
Ricky. That is you.
- Is - is haste still
up? Did that stop this?
- Haste is still up.
Yeah. You see he's just, he was like,
"Yeah, Keep talking sh*t."
And you see this like elbow
strike into your throat.
- I have a subtle spell.
You sad, sad, man.
- Oh, holy sh*t, wait
you took subtle spell?
- Didn't change sh*t.
As I'm being crushed,
I pull a copy of the
artist's way out of my pocket
and I slip it into his jacket and I go
"take the silverware too"
(all laugh)
- Ricky that's you? Oh my God.
I thought I had this cool mechanic
to be scary and Pete is unstoppable.
Ricky's gonna use Ox's
movement to get up in the mix.
- hell yeah.
- I mean, I don't really have to but
I think it might as well, to get here,
- That's right baby.
- And I'm just freaking numb,
f*cking home run derby over here.
(all laugh)
- Omni-bat Ricky, Omni-bat!
- What's an Omni-bat?
- It like an Omni slice, but with a bat!
- Okay, and I get...with haste
I get an extra attack
or an extra round, like.
- You get an extra attack.
- So I'm gonna take three attacks on him.
First attack...
Does a 12 hit?
No, probably not.
Second attack, does a nat one hit?
Oh no, (all scream)
- Hey, I've been there Ricky,
I've been there, you know.
- One more, we've got one more.
- Does a 21 hit? I'm sorry - 22 hit?
Zac, 22 exactly hits.
- Yeah.
- Okay. Yeah. Third level divine smite
and wait, I can stacks smites too, right?
- If you do, did you cast a
bonus action smite this turn?
- No. Cause I haven't hit.
Oh, do I have to cast before I hit?
- You have to cast it before.
I'll let you throw it
on there if you want to.
But in general you have to cast it before.
- You know what, weirdly
I don't have it in my,
I think I accidentally
forgot to prepare that.
(Sofie laughs loudly)
- Do you have thunderous
smite or anything?
- No, I have branding
smite but I don't have it
on my spell list I
realize, well, I f*cked up.
Okay, well let's just do a
third level divine smite.
And then, so that's how many D8 is that?
- It's going to be four D8 plus one D6.
Lightning damage.
- Oh yeah. Four D8 plus one D6,
and that's including
improved divine smite or no?
- Oh no, that should be,
if you're doing a third..
You're doing a third level divine smite
That's already four D8,
so it should be six D8 plus one D6.
- Six D8 plus one D6, okay.
- Six D8 plus one D6 plus,
- Sorry, I'm gonna do
it in front of the board
plus one D6, yeah
- Wait a minute. Yeah, hold on.
This should be, yeah, it's
plus seven at the end.
So six D8 plus one D6 plus seven.
- Okay. All right. Not amazing.
Six D8, so that's 27 damage.
Damn, those are low rolls
and I'm gonna push him
five feet into the engine.
(chuckles)
- Hell yeah. Awesome. You push him.
Let me just double check.
Does he get any save as to that?
- Well, let me double check, once per turn
when you hit a creature
with your attack deals
bludgeoning damage, you
can push them five feet.
I won't, I mean like if that feels like--
- I think this is UA right now.
I'm gonna give him a strength
save because the fact
that you can do that on
every single attack is pretty
- You can't, it's only once per turn.
- Oh, its only once per turn, okay, cool.
I'm gonna give him a strength save.
Your DC here is 16. I will
roll in front of the board.
He's really got to make this,
but he does have a high,
his saves are bananas.
So he just needs a four or higher here.
If he rolls a one through
three, he's in a lot of trouble.
- 18. Okay.
- But you crack into him. How
much damage does that again?
You did 27 damage?
- 27 damage.
- Okay.
- Not the best rolls over here.
- Yeah. That's gonna be...
- I've been there.
Huah! Into the side of him.
Ricky, at the end of your
turn, you see he calls back.
He just says, "keep juicing
it" and does something
on his legendary action to
bolster all of his allies.
- With that perception
check, do I get like earlier,
do I get the sense that
they need line of sight on this machine?
- You do get the sense that they need
some kind of line of
sight on this machine,
- Oh, can Ox take his attack?
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- Pack tactics baby.
He rolled like 18. He's
not going hit Tony.
- Cool. That's going to now be...
Buh-buh-buhmm...
JJ looks over at Kingston
and Sofia who are still with him.
He's got a spell ready to cast on somebody
and he goes, "who need protection?"
- Ah, give it to Kingston.
- Are you sure, you're
about to go toe to toe.
- Yeah, but I'm cool with
a little damage, remember?
And you're our healer.
- You heard the lady.
- JJ steps forward and...
grabs on this Umbra, spins
Umbral arcana in a protective
shield around Kingston.
Kingston, you have the
blur spell active on you.
- Okay.
- Wow, Kingston this is trippy.
- Yeah, JJ what the hell did you do to me?
- Kingston, its just that your hard to see
people will have a hard time
and so they won't be able
to really hit you as well.
- Okay.
- People have disadvantage on
attack rolls against Kingston.
- Sick.
- Amazing.
- Awesome.
- There you go JJ,
- Hell yeah.
- That's going to now be
Rowan, that's your turn.
- Pete, are there any
spells that you can do
- without verbal?
- Yeah, subtle spell.
- Oh, I can use sorcery
points and still cast spells.
- Oh, great.
Okay. So it seems like Tony's
pretty immune to magic, right?
He seems to have some kind
of immunity against magic.
- He has, all of his training is in
fighting extra planar
and magical beings, yeah.
- Sick. Oh, does using
my mirror of Manannan
to see invisibility, is
that an object interaction?
- No, that's casting a spell.
- Okay. Well then I will do that
so that we know where all
of his dang wizards are.
- Oh, baby. Hold on one second.
- This is gonna be as insane.
- Might not be as insane
as you imagined. Rowan,
you, so you're right there right?
Oh, but the walls are all gone.
Cause you're in trippy land.
So that doesn't actually matter too much.
- And there's no range on
it, I can just see them.
- Rowan - blam. 3 wizards
appear on the various staircases
around you as you cast see invisibility.
- Great. And does it
count as me casting that
or does that count as
the mirror casting that?
- You cast it using the magic item?
- Mm. Okay. So I can't
use a bonus action spell.
Interesting. Interesting.
Then I will cast vicious
mockery on our boy, Tony Simos.
And I'll say those tribal
tattoos are derivative.
(all laugh)
And it's, so it's just..
- He succeeds on his wisdom
save to resist that spell.
- Oh damn. Well
- Also I think vicious
mockery is an action,
Casting time is one action.
- Well, I, what do I do? I
guess I move towards where
- Your bonus actions are misty step,
blinding smite or bardic inspiration.
- Oh, I can..(chuckles)
I can give people bardic inspiration.
Sofie, I can't wait to see you absolutely
just destroy this man in the most
revolting and humiliating way possible.
And you have bardic inspiration
- And if we have time after this
I'd love to go pantsuit shopping.
- Oh my goodness. What
a delight. What a joy.
And it's a D10 bardic inspiration.
Yeah.
- Incredible, Kingston, that is your turn.
- Can I turn to Alejandro
and just be like,
"well, how are they juicing this?"
- Yeah, Alejandro says,
"Announcing this to
all of the Gramercy traitor
wizards here in this room.
So deeply disappointed.
You were around when
I was still here. So I
don't know why this.."
you see Alejandro looks and says,
"They are casting dispel
magic into the Umbral engine.
They are removing the, we had restraints
because we knew this was a possibility.
So they are dispelling the wards
on the inside of the engine.
We have to stop them from doing this."
- Now that we see them,
will we be able to see,
Oh wait, but they're too far away.
- Only Rowan can see them.
So Rowan has called out where they are.
Cool. So like, you guys will still need to
hit high perception checks to be able to,
even if Rowan's like,
"there's one on the
middle of the staircase."
Cool. But that's what Alejandro says
that the wizards are casting
dispels on the engine.
- Great. I look at Sofie and I'm like,
you go kick his a*s.
- Okay I can also go stun
wizards or something.
- Hey, your choice. Me and Alejandro
We'll go drive, f*ck some sh*t up.
And I think me and Alejandro
will take off to the right side.
- Actually. You know what Kingston?
Alejandro is going to take a full dash
pick you up and fly you over there.
- Wow. Look at that.
(group cheers)
- So that's Alejandro can
get 80 feet. So picks you up,
(laughs)
- Like carrying you through the threshold.
- I hate this. Ricky was trying to get me
to go on his shoulders earlier.
I do not like being picked up. All right?
I'm a grown man. I have two
feet. I like to use them.
- You see Alejandro is just going like,
"Don't you see how strong
I am now? It's incredible!
This body is made up of
celestial. Let me have some fun,
you'll be crying wanting
me to pick you up."
- Put me down. Okay, okay fine.
Oh, you have your fun, now drop me.
And I'm gonna cast, f*ck it
I'm gonna cast True Seeing on myself.
- Hell yeah. Cool.
- Hey, go burn my six level spell
but I could see these f*cking wizards,
but yeah we'll fly over
there and I think that's,
I think that's my turn.
- Cool. Hell yeah.
That's going to be,
That's gonna be these Concrete Fist monks.
Let's see here.
- It's 31.8, you know?
So I don't know if it's--
- So that's with disadvantage
if I've ever seen it.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Sure seems like disadvantage to me.
- A whole foot point eight?
- Yeah. Alejandro don't drop me yet.
Let's stay up in the
air. Stay up in the air.
I'm sorry. I was joking. I was joking.
Please. Don't put me down.
(group laughs)
- Kingston's armor class is 18.
- Isn't it buffed though,
because, Oh, but you're blurred.
- Yeah, they have
disadvantage on all of these.
That's a miss, would have been a nat 20.
That is still a hit.
- Okay.
- Miss...
...bare miss.
That's a hit...
...and a miss.
Two of them hit, Kingston
you take four, 10.
You take 22 points of
damage, need two DC 10
concentration saving throws.
- From what I can tell though,
those are probably for stun,
but from what I can tell, true
seeing is not concentration.
So you wouldn't lose it
right? If you became stunned.
- True seeing I'm good.
It's about keeping Alejandro in the mix.
But wait are these, these
are to hold my spell, right?
- Yes will hold your spell.
- Okay, Great. First one,
first one - it's DC 10?
- DC 10
- First one, pass. Don't
even need advantage yet.
The second one, plus seven...11.
- Hell yeah, you're good.
- Alejandro, you ain't done yet
- Please Kingston, I know
it can be hard for you.
Not the toughest guy in the world,
but try to hold onto this
spell to keep me around.
- All right. I'm pretty tough, all right.
I don't know why everyone's trying to act
like I can't scrap. All
right. We gonna scrap.
- You are the one who
is three years older,
I stopped aging, so.
- Do not, do not right now.
(all laugh)
- Alejandro's so happy to
be with Kingston again.
These other monks are gonna
wail on Cody's a*s hard.
(all laugh)
- Oh God, this is high
school all over again.
(all laugh)
- And they are all, unlike Kingston,
they are all rolling with advantage.
- Oh no.
- Oh, this is stunned.
- Cody, are you okay? What?
- Yeah. We'll see. I've taken
a lot of damage already.
I'm at 55.
Hits...
Miss...
- Miss? Wow, incredible.
- Two hits, a crit...
Oh, those you were quiet about.
- Three hits and a crit.
You don't have concentration
or anything right?
No, I'm absolutely stunned.
So that's gonna be..
- Stunned thinking about whether or not
Cody would like Death Wish,
he's grappling with himself.
- It just feels old.
(all laugh)
- It's too old.
- He doesn't wanna connect
with Tony in any way.
- And we're gonna roll this
in front of the board Cody.
It's gonna be 10 D6 plus...
- No
- 16.
- Can we say 16?
- You f*cking absolutely hate to see it.
- 53 down.
- I'm still up.
(all laugh)
- Fairly good.
- Cody, you deserve it at this point..
I feel like you're still up
because of the work
you've done on yourself.
- Yeah. A stunned Cody.
These dudes just f*cking
are wailing on like a Cody
with his bell rung.
- I mean, can your moped
take damage for you?
Or are you just kind of
in an uneven relationship?
- I'm just happy they
haven't touched my moped.
- Sofia,
- That is-
- It just sparkles.
- Sofia, that's gonna be you
- That's me. Okay. So I've got
bardic but I'm not blessed.
I know that I've got this
like idea to use darkness
to hide the Umbral engine
in the, in my back pocket.
But I just, I spent the
entire last fight stunned.
I would like to fight someone.
- Also darkness is 20 feet, right?
- Darkness is a 15 foot radius.
- So 15 foot radius. So you would not,
you'd be able to cover a large
amount of the Umbral engine?
- Radius 60 foot diameter,
- No, 15 foot radius.
- 15 foot radius.
Cool. So Sofia go for it.
- Okay. Yeah. I'm just
gonna run up to Tony
and let's do this, I won't be using
any stunning strikes on
him, but wait, where is he?
Yeah, I'm just gonna
throw myself in the mix.
He's got a hex blade curse on him.
You know, I'm hoping for
the gods to be good to me.
Oh my God. My first roll was a three.
Let us see a three, 12 with a bardic.
I would need to roll a
10. I'm not gonna use it.
Okay. Miss with my first one, a four.
- Oh God.
I'm not going to use that. I'm
not going to use Bardic yet.
Cause I don't think that
would necessarily hit.
Okay, 18. I'm going to flurry of blows.
Unfortunately these
are my regular attacks.
So that's eight plus four, 12.
And then one final one,
which is a 10 plus nine.
I will use my bardic for that.
Okay. That's going to hit and a seven
plus, seven plus a four...plus four, 11.
So 11 and 12. Sofia
feels like f*cking sh*t.
(all laugh)
Yeah. Pretty much since I've
been pregnant, my life sucks.
- I will say Sofia, You did move Tony
to having taken 69 points of
damage exactly. So that's,
- Nice.
- You know it doesn't chew Sofia up.
- Okay. That, Sofia rushes
in, starts to combat Tony.
At the end of Tony's turn,
he's gonna take another
legendary action to
he's gonna take another
legendary action to make a
just an unarmed strike against Sofia.
- I'm not even gonna shield
because I want the damage.
- That's a hit. I'm gonna
need, but he doesn't.
The stunning effect does not happen yet.
Go ahead. But he's going to deal you.
Ooh, 14, 24 points of damage.
He deals 24 points of damage to you
and I'm gonna need a
strength saving throw.
- The strength saving throw. Okay. Hm.
What low number will I roll today?
- Sofia let's..(chuckles)
- Okay, a 21.
- Cool. You are not knocked prone.
He goes for the legs, you leap over it.
He hits you for that damage.
It is gonna be Pete's turn again.
- Okay.
- Oh, sorry, sorry. I
almost skipped past people.
I should really not have skipped past
which are the f*cking wizards themselves.
You guys see upper left, this wizard,
hits the umbral arc- sorry.
Actually, this wizard upper right,
hits the engine with a dispel magic.
It goes-
- Counterspell!
- Way past 60 feet from you.
- Dang. Oh it's this one over here.
- Upper right. Yeah.
- Can we say that I
actually used my, Oh no.
That would be a number two.
- Actually you know what,
It is the one on the upper left hand side.
So upper left hand
- No. It's still too far.
- Still too far, does it--
- Can I have used the rest of my movement?
Although I guess no, I couldn't, whatever.
- So hits the...
- The Umbral engine...
[pleasant computer Voice]
- 450%
You see -
Kingston. I am going to need a
charisma saving throw from you.
I'm gonna need a DC 14
charisma saving throw.
- Whoa, baby. 15.
- The wizard on the lower
right, attempts to banish you.
You resist that.
- I don't leave New York.
(all laugh)
- Incredible. And this other one, okay.
Is gonna make some attacks on Cody
with advantage, three different attacks.
- Whoa.
- Scorching Ray.
That's gonna be, that's a hit.
- Wait, who's-? Oh, the one up there.
- Upper right, miss on the
second ray, hit on the next one.
One, two, three - Cod-
I'm down, I'm down no
matter what. I'm at two.
- Cool. Cody, you hit the deck.
You hit the deck at
zero making death saves.
Those are those Gramercies there.
That's going to go to the
top. Pete, that's you.
- Okay. So I would like to, I'm like, Oh
and then I want to look
at Tony and pretend
like I'm realizing I can't use
any of my spells, like, Oh.
And then look up at him and go and cast a
let's see, we'll do fifth level
Fireball on that wizard up in the corner.
So since it's like a 20 foot radius
I think I should be able to hit them
without any like disadvantage or anything.
Cause it's that whole area.
- Yeah. Where are you hitting them?
You're hitting them, which one? Sorry.
- The one in the top left.
Top left. It's a 20 foot radius sphere.
- Are you doing, are you
doing fireball on them?
- Yeah.
- Go ahead and roll damage.
I think it's 10 D6 fire damage.
- 30, 96.
- Oh 96. Okay.
- So that's my sassy little
moment where I'm like, Oh no.
And then I'm like, fireball shoots
out from me to one of his little wizards
- Past 60 feet, can't counter, takes 30.
That wizard is looking badly hurt.
And Pete yeah, you don't
need your, you see Tony looks
horrified, that, his like anti-magic sh*t
does not seem to affect
you in any meaningful way.
- And then I'm going
to take a little dash?
I mean not a dash, sorry,
but I am just gonna
run towards Cody.
- Go for it.
[Ally makes a cool noise]
As you leave,
Tony's gonna take an attack
of opportunity on you.
Hits.
- Shield.
- Still hits and deals you--
- Oh wait, hold on. Okay, Yeah. Whatever.
- Deals you 20 points of damage.
Deals you 20 points of damage and hold on.
And I'm going to need a, I'm gonna need a
dex saving throw from Pete.
- Nat 20.
- Hell yeah, you dodge,
end of Pete's turn.
He's gonna take
another attack, hits Sofia and deals
Sofia 20 points of damage as well.
- I might as well, what're you gonna say?
- Give me a strength saving
throw, and a con saving throw.
- Okay. Strength save,
Oh, I think that's gonna save.
Strength save, that's gonna be a 20.
- You do not go prone again.
Give me that con save.
- Con save is definitely
gonna f*cking save.
That's a, Oh, okay, that's just 20.
- Hell yeah. You are good on both counts.
- Cody, I'm gonna need
a death saving throw.
- Yeah, I'll roll it
in front of the table.
- Come on Cody.
- Come on Cody.
- One time Cody at the mall
threw a Big Gulp at the dudes
at Modell's who had bullied
him at the Hot Topic.
And then they kicked his a*s
in the parking lot near mopeds.
Cody's getting flashbacks.
This is nothing out of the ordinary.
- They beat you with those
little like weird wire
mixing ba*ls from their,
like, protein shakes.
- That's gonna be Tony,
Tony is gonna go in for attacks on Sofia.
- Well, that's gonna be
Tony? It's finally his turn.
(all laugh)
- Oh God, everyone's got some
f*cking sh*t to say, huh?
- He's got 15 attacks,
and they're going in on
Sofia right now.
- Incredible.
- Tony will now take his 15 attacks.
If everyone in 120 foot radius can make
chaos throw, a chaos saving throw.
- Sofia's AC is 19 right?
- Yep. Let me know one by one
because I might take one
attack and then cast shield.
- Okay. That's a miss on the first attack.
Ah, incredible. Hold on. That was c*ck.
That's a hit.
- Okay.
- That's it. That's a hit.
- Okay. I cast shield after the first hit
- After the first, okay. He rolled a nine.
Yours is 24. He misses
on his third attack.
La Gran Gata swirls around.
He says, "get that
f*cking cat out of here!"
- Thank you for the damage.
Now I'm gonna do radiant,
extra radiant damage.
And I really appreciate that, Tony.
- Incredible. He hits you twice.
- Even with the shield after that?
- Oh, no. The two out of four
attacks on his turn hit you.
So he, that's gonna be 10, 14.
He deals 34 points of damage to Sofia.
Boom.
You've still got shield active.
Tony, you should have imposed
the no reactions thing.
Instead of that prone thing,
- I'll take a, one of
my, one of those attacks.
Would you like to not be
hit by one of those Sofia?
- Ah, that's fine with me.
I only needed six damage to
get down to a new damage.
- The one that was 14 damage,
the second one, I guess?
Could I take that hit
from my aura of guardian?
- Oh, sure. You wanna take the second one?
- Yeah. So I'll just
take the damage of that.
I don't take any - the
status stuff still happens...
- Sofia, you take 20. Ricky,
you take 14 points of damage.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh, Pete? Did you get hit by
that opportunity attacker?
No, you did not.
- I did. Yeah, I did.
- Give me a concentration
check for haste. Yeah.
- Oh yeah. That's 18.
- Cool. Good, good, good.
- I keep forgetting what my,
I really can't find where it says
plus six about this, but I do believe you.
On D&D Beyond there should be on like
top left under your stats.
- Ohh!
- Sofia, go ahead, give
me a dex saving throw.
- Okay. Yeah. That's gonna
be good. That's a 22.
- Give me another dex saving throw
and then a con saving throw.
- Why three? Oh. Cause he's
using multiple ki points.
- Yeah.
- Only 13 for the second
dex and then 19 for the con.
Oh wait . No, no, no no. 17 for the con.
- Cool. You are not stunned.
You do go prone, he
moves you to the ground.
Ricky, that's gonna be your turn.
- Oh. And with haste, your
added action can be an attack
or a disengage or a object interaction.
It's just like an extra.
- It's just like a physical thing? Yeah.
Okay. Let's see.
Ox is just gonna get in there.
Like, might as well, pack tactics.
My buddy is gonna do, he's not gonna hit
cause it's 22 is the AC, right?
Now Ricky is gonna take his attacks.
First attack...does...
A 20 hit?
- 20 does not hit.
- Second attack 19 on the
dice, so that will hit.
- Nice.
- Hell yeah, and you're adding because,
for some reason your weapon in your thing,
doesn't look right to me.
I just wanna make sure
that you have the correct
thing here cause you should be
adding plus 11 to these attacks.
- Oh, sh*t. I think I still
have the like defender kind
of a fighting style rather than
the dueling fighting style.
- Yeah. Ricky, you should be
adding plus 11 to your attacks.
- Okay. Wait, so I rolled
an 11 on the first one then.
So that's 22 twice then. Okay. Yeah.
And then my third attack, 16
on the dice. So three hits.
- Dude, just light his a*s.
- I'm going to, I wanna save one.
I've used two third level
spell slots already.
So I'm gonna save one
just in case, I'm gonna,
do one first level smite
and two second level smites.
I'm gonna smite three times.
- Jesus,
- I think.
- So that's gonna be...
- No dude. Go for it.
- So that's going to be,
- Cause each one gets an
improved divine smite as well.
- So just your attacks with
improved divine smite is six D8
which becomes eight D8
on the first divine smite, 10 D8...
And then your second level bumps that
to 13 D8, that's 13 D8 plus 21
- Plus the D6 of lightning damage right?
- Each time. So that's 13
D8 plus three D6 plus 21.
- Whoa...
- FINALLY!
- Three D8 plus 21.
- Incredible
- Three D6 though, three D6?
- Six, yeah. 13 D8 plus three D6 plus 21.
- Okay.
Tony...
Get f*cked, dude.
(all laugh)
- Did Ricky say 'f*ck?'
- I can't believe Cody
was out and missed that.
- Wowwwww...
- Jesus f*cking Christ. Tony
is a legendary opponent.
Ricky, as he slams Sofia into the ground
and stands back up,
it's once across the jaw
once across the head and
slam into the stomach
crackling with lightning and radiance.
Tony hasn't looked hurt this whole time.
Tony looks hurt. Tony looks hurt.
- Can I try to push him five feet away?
- Yes. I'm gonna go ahead
and make this again.
He, again, if he gets a three
or lower, it is f*cking bad.
Nine, he's okay.
Uh, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Laying into him, at
the end of your turn...
He's gonna start focusing on Ricky now.
That's what he's. That's
what he's gonna do.
Oh, he's gonna go for Ricky
misses and wastes a
legendary action doing so.
Incredible. That's going to be JJ.
JJ's gonna go ahead and
hit one of the people attacking Kingston
or actually no, he's gonna hit Tony.
He sees Tony getting messed up.
Ricky's boy, four D4 plus four
and blasts Tony for 11 points
of damage, way to go JJ.
- Points on the board, JJ.
- That's going to be Rowan.
- Okay. I'm gonna cast dimension door
and move myself to right here.
And do smites count as spells?
Can I cost blinding
smite as a bonus action?
- You can
- Where are my spell slots?
- Yes. I see that blinding smite...
- I think it's, you have to hit--
- You have to hit with a melee
attack for blinding smite.
- Yes. I am planning my next round.
- Gotcha. Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah. You can cast that as a bonus action
but you can't cast two spells
in one turn is the issue.
- That's why I was asking.
Does a smite count as a spell?
- Yes.
- Divine smite doesn't,
- But blinding smite does, cool.
In which case I will
say Cody, I don't know
if you can hear this,
but it seems like you're,
it seems like you've really,
a lot of thought into the aesthetic.
Like there's a lot of thought put
into it and I appreciate that thought.
(all laugh)
...a lot of effort.
- Okay. That's Rowan, Kingston that's you.
- Okay. Let's do some
stuff, I'd like to cast
or not cast but channel divinity
and use spirits of the city.
I present my holy symbol
and I don't know, it's - I
guess this question of
whether, where we are in space.
If we're in the city,
every hostile creature
within 30 feet of me makes
a charisma saving throw
on a failed save, the
creature's knocked prone
or restrained - my choice
- or your choice by what?
But the restrained creature can escape
by making a successful
strength or athletics check
- Incredible.
And it's a charisma saving throw?
- It's a charisma saving throw, DC 17.
- And it's everyone you can see
- Or everyone within 30 feet of me.
- Okay, cool. You might imagine
these monks are not great
at charisma saving throws,
but they do have magic resistance.
So...yeah.
Oh, this is - they have
to get 16s or higher.
Fail.
Succeed.
Succeed.
One of them is restrained.
- Great. Okay. One of them is restrained.
I am going to take,
Yeah. I'm gonna take a disengage
and move up toward Cody.
- I believe that you've
used an action already,
with the spirits of the city.
- Oh, in that case, what do we do?
I think I'll still take
opportunity attacks.
I think I'm gonna have, I'm
gonna use the Gotham timepiece.
Take a level of exhaustion,
disengage, and move 30 feet.
- Hell yeah.
- Totally forgot about that
- That's a good call, Kingston.
- Kingston, as you use
the Gotham timepiece,
everyone in the fight give
me a perception check.
- I got a two
- Nat 20. Oh no, I'm knocked out.
- I got a 26, I got a 26.
- Rowan, you see, as that
Gotham timepiece gets used
New York minutes are everywhere
in here with the tide of Umbra coming in
tons of them are hitting
Kingston's egg obviously.
And tons of them are hitting something
on Sofia's person that you can see.
- I love this city!
- Kingston, you disengage, you move,
that's gonna be Alejandro
- Hold on. And then I'm
gonna use my bonus action to
cast a third level healing word on Cody.
- Much appreciated.
- Ooh baby, hell yeah.
- So let's go three,
four, three, 15 to Cody.
- Cody is back up baby.
- Woo.
- Hell yes. That's gonna be Alejandro.
- Alejandro is just going to
close with the other wizard.
- Oh sh*t.
- Yeah. The boys can decide
what they want to do on their turn.
The boys are not important here.
- And I think Alejandro..
- I think you'll have to use a full dash.
- Let me see real quick what
40 feet looks like for him?
Yes. He'll have to use a full dash.
- Yeah. And is he within
their threatened area?
- Yes. So they'll get swings on him.
- Well, two of them will.
- Yes, absolutely. That's
right. Yes, yes, yes.
- Yeah. He'll full dash
and meet this woman.
- One of them hits Alejandro for 14.
- Cool. He drops from
58 or no, it's just no
I think it's yeah, he drops from 58.
- That's now going to be,
now it's these Concrete Fist monks.
- Oh no.
- Cody luckily, Cody,
- I don't have a disadvantage anymore.
- You don't have a disadvantage anymore.
- I'm not stunned.
- Actually did you..
- And you have a bardic.
- Yes. But I'm still
gonna get knocked out.
- Here's the issue when you
get knocked unconscious,
you go prone, I don't
think you've been able
to come up from prone yet.
- He is on his moped.
- Not after getting knocked unconscious.
He's not on his moped,
he's on the f*cking ground.
- If I roll a nat 20, Brennan,
can we say I fell on the moped?
- Yes, hit it a nat 20 right
now, and you fell on the moped.
- Okay. Guaranteed nat 20 coming up.
- Guaranteed, guaranteed,
nat 20 right now.
- Guaranteed nat 20,
guaranteed nat 11 right there.
That's not what Brennan said
though if you rolled an 11.
- Even with advantage, even
an advantage, first one misses
Hit, hits.
- Did any of these guys work at Modell's?
- Hit. miss
- Come on, one of them has
gotta have worked Modell's.
- Okay. Four hits is probably
gonna drop you again.
- Wait, cutting words to one of them.
- Three, only three hit.
They were all close enough.
Go ahead and roll your
D10, lets just make sure.
- I think I'm still gonna
go down no matter what.
- Three.
- Okay. We're gonna do this.
Let me know when you drop,
because there's gonna be
some potential death save failures here.
- Great.
- First one is nine damage
Next one is 14 damage.
- Super dead, down
- Last one is two deaths save fails.
- No one's attacking the moped.
- They can't, Cody stopped
them from doing that.
- Dying to protect your moped...
- Taking a kick straight to the gnads...
- Just getting punted in the face
so that I could protect my moped.
- Just got to wax.
- The moped just
absolutely looks pristine.
- Does this guy have a
plus six to athletics?
No, does not. Other guy's still restrained
trying to get out of your, you see spirits
of New York are holding him in place.
Other two are gonna come for you Kingston.
They all still have disadvantage.
Miss, miss...
Hit...
Miss.
Kingston...
- JJ!
- Kingston you take nine points of damage.
Give me that concentration check.
- Okay. First one is a DC10.
- DC10.
- I have to hit a 10 to hit it, right?
- Yes.
- Great, did it on the
first one, we're good.
- Hell yeah. Sofia,
that's going to be you.
- Okay. Sofia knows her place.
Sofia knows that her purpose
is not to do anything
but stun people and Tony can't be stunned.
So she's gonna run up to these monks
and she's just gonna start stunning them.
So they can't put Cody back down
next time Kingston brings him up.
- You're gonna get an attack
of opportunity, oh, did Tony..
- He hit Pete when Pete ran away.
- Yeah, but Tony's gone since Pete ran.
So this the first time..
- Let me know if it hits.
- Did he go since?
- He was using legendary actions.
So he's gonna, he's
gonna go ahead and roll.
I'm gonna roll in front of the board.
You still have shield
up. So he's got to hit...
So he's got to hit a
- 24.
- He's got to hit a
24. So that's gonna be,
he needs a 10 or higher.
Nine!
Sofia skids away.
Go ahead and take your attacks.
- All right. Hmm. First
one's going to be an 18.
Does that hit?
- 18 hits.
- Okay. That's a 10 damage
and ki point to stun him.
- He fails, stunned.
- Cool. He's stunned, I
move to the one next to him.
- I think dude with the
red hair is super hurt too.
- Yeah. I'm just trying to
stun them so that they can
when you get brought back
up, you won't be able,
they won't be able to
attack you back down again.
- Remember also Sofia you had to add
that extra radiant damage too.
- Oh, right. Yeah. Amazing.
So an extra two.
So that was 12 to the first
to that guy, he's stunned now.
Guy with the red hair,
that's gonna be a 17.
Does a 17 hit?
- 17 does hit, yes.
- Okay. That's gonna be
a, wow, I rolled two ones.
It's gonna be a seven damage and I'm gonna
spend a ki point to try to stun him.
- He is stunned as well.
- Okay. And then I'm just
gonna move on to the next one.
There's only three
surrounding Cody, right?
- That's correct, yeah.
- Okay. That's gonna miss.
So I'm going to flurry of blows...
and does a 17...
or 17 does hit, so that
is a nine plus five, 14.
And I'm gonna try to stun him
- 14....he is stunned as well. All three.
(all cheer)
- Sofia, they are, you have stunned
all the people surrounding
Cody, at the end of your turn,
Tony is gonna make an
attack against Ricky.
That's gonna be a crit.
- Yikes
- 10, 19, 22...
Ricky, you take 32 points of damage.
- From the first attack?
- From his first attack.
- We'll channel divinity
and rebuke the violent
- Ooh.
- Hell yes.
- Tony's...takes that, does
not like it. I'm getting--
- I'm sorry, 32 damage.
Does that make sense?
- Yes. I'm gonna need a
strength saving throw from Ricky
and then I'm gonna need a
constitution saving throw.
- Strength saving throw...
I'm gonna use a luck point.
- Okay.
- Nice.
- Wait. Is a 18 gonna cut it?
- He knocks you to your feet.
Sorry. This would be a dex savings throw.
So it's even lower.
- The first one was a dex.
- First one was a dex yeah.
- He puts you to the ground, you go prone
and then this is the con
one, this is the big one.
- Okay.
That's 16.
- That's enough to overcome
stunned. You are not stunned.
Hell yeah. That is, that's gonna be
these wizards are gonna
start throwing some stuff
lower right by Alejandro
is gonna hit the engine
with another dispel,
Umbral engine at 600%.
- Sweet. Let me know
what the upper left does.
I mean, the yeah, upper left
Upper left? Upper left
is gonna try to hit Pete
with a banishment spell
- Counterspell,
you could put a counterspell
in my leopard print.
- Okay. Banishment is fourth level.
- It's a fifth level. She put
a fifth level counterspell.
Jesus, incredible.
- Iga! This is for you!
- I love you. Er, I can't say that.
(laughs lightly)
- Someone, somebody is squeaking at me.
- I'm gonna need a charisma
save from Rowan as well.
- Counterspell.
- Okay. You're casting counterspell?
- Yeah.
- Okay. This is still
a fourth level spell so
- Fourth level counterspell?
- Okay. I'm gonna make an arcana...
Give me a DC 14 arcana
check to know what the level
of the spell is as you're casting it.
- I do not make it. So I'll
cast it as a third level.
And then I'll do my roll.
- Yeah. So you're gonna need to hit
a DC 14 on a charisma check.
- Okay.
Yeah, I got like a 28.
- Okay, great. You knock
that spell out of the air.
Those are the wizards.
Back to the top of the order.
That's going to be Pete.
- Great. You know, I'm just
gonna cast another fireball
on this person in front
of me using careful spell
- Hell yeah. They're gonna
attempt to counterspell it
- Do they know which level I'm using?
- No, they don't. So they're gonna
have to beat it on a roll.
They are gonna need, it's a third level.
Oh no. You're casting fireball right?
They auto counter spell
it, blam, third level spell
- But I'm using it as a slot higher.
- Okay. So it's a 14, so
they're gonna need to roll,
they need, I believe, yeah,
they need an 11 or higher here.
- If I'm casting it as a fifth level,
does that change anything?
- I'm gonna say that you
said you're casting it
at fourth level, so we're
gonna keep it at fourth level.
- Oh, when did I say fourth?
- Just a second ago.
(all laugh)
- Wait, what? No.
- Yeah, you said I'm casting--
- You set up, you set a slot up.
- Do you wanna cast it as a fifth level?
- No, I'm casting it
as a fifth level again
So it's another nine, a D whatever, yeah.
- It would actually be 10,
it's 10 D6 at fifth level.
- I don't remember saying fourth.
- So they're gonna need a
12 or higher to beat this.
- Ya love to see it.
- Pete immolates, the wizards blasted back
through the windows that
shatter behind them.
That wizard is no more.
Pete any movement from you?
- Oh, I don't even have
to roll for that damage.
- No, they're so close, they're toast.
- Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna come and...
I'm gonna cast...
So that was using subtle
because I can't talk
but then I'm also gonna do quicken.
So that was a bonus action.
So I can do like an untrained
medicine check on Cody.
- Oh, okay. Yes, yes, yes.
Go ahead and - sorry, Pete,
you can't do that quicken.
The reason being you have to use care
you have to use subtle spell every time to
overcome that crushed wind pipe.
- Yeah totally.
So I was just gonna spend,
Oh, I can only do one
- You can only do one metamagic per spell.
- Oh, okay. Cool. Then
I have way more spells
than I thought I did.
Okay, cool.
- I have bardic, I have bardic
so if it gets to my turn
I could die, but I, the
odds are in my favor.
- Okay, cool. Then I'm just
gonna be here in the mix.
You know, actually just f*ck it.
I'm gonna do a double.
- Cool.
- Pete, go ahead and give
me a wild magic surge roll.
- Oh right.
- Nat one.
- Gimme two D100 rolls.
- I just realized that you
had a beard of feathers
this whole time.
(all laugh)
- All right, that's a 92, and it's a 28.
(suspenseful "oh no Pete" music)
- There is something
that will dramatically
help your spell casting.
And there's something here that has to do
with the magic of life and death.
(chuckles)
- Two sides of the same coin.
- Two sides of the same
coin, let me think about it.
- Cody just whispering to himself,
leaking all over his moped.
- Does this guy have a cat fight?
- Ya know...
I'm gonna go with life and death.
- A tether of wild magic springs from you
to the heart of the Umbral engine.
We will come back to you
and what you have just done
to the nature of the magical
cosmos - later, baby!
- Wow.
- End of end of your turn.
Tony is gonna take his
last legendary action
for the round and hits Ricky Matsui.
And he's gonna deal Ricky,
Jesus, 28 points of damage.
- Okay.
- Let me actually, he might've
crit on that - no he did not.
- Wait, does haste change my armor class?
- Goes up by one. I've already
been factoring that in.
- Oh yeah, cool.
- It goes up by two, but yeah.
- It goes up by two? Okay.
So that is going to go and be Cody's turn.
- Do I have to make any
kind of saving throw?
- You don't, he only stuns
on every second attack, so you're okay.
And he's already knocked you prone.
Yeah. He's, you know what, actually
he's gonna hit you with
a thing that prevents you
from taking reactions
until your next turn.
So that's gonna be Cody, death save Cody.
- All right. I'll roll
it in front of the table,
if I, Oh my God. Okay.
I think no matter what
Bardic can save me, even
if it's a terrible thing,
unless I get a one, in which case
it will likely be rolled an auto fail.
So let's see what happens. Please be good.
- Yes.
- 12.
- Don't even need bardic.
- Cody, you are one death save away.
You are one death save away
from all of this roiling Umbra.
You see dimensions fading around you.
You get a success, you see...
a fiery set of gates near you.
On that success and because sort of realms
are being torn apart here
by all this raw umbra
you see the Gates of Hell open.
Walking out in an extremely metal t-shirt
is a 120 foot tall demon.
Reeved in fire who comes out.
(Brennan's demon voice)
"Are you Cody f*cking Walsh, man?"
- Yeah. Some people
call me the Night Angel.
Others call me the Jersey Devil.
- "Sick."
Dude.
- You're so much cooler than
the other devil I know...
Do you know Bazathrax?
- "Bazathrax is a f*cking d*ck."
- He kind of is, he just
lives in my chest and he just
smokes and f*ck around and
never knows what's going on.
- He reaches out, just like picks you up
in his massive hand and goes,
"Your soul belongs to Hell.
But it looks like your
time might not be over yet.
We need to move fast."
And he starts to move back in, back in.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Lucifer."
- Oh f*cking hell yes.
We dip back into to battle.
(Brennan & Murph laugh aloud)
Lucifer's just an angel I heard,
that's so f*cking funny.
Lucifer - you see, actually
the last thing Lucifer says
as he looks out and sees like
the umbral engine, sees Hell,
sees Faerie, and looks up
and sees the pearly gates
is he looks up and looks
at the pearly gates
and goes "f*ck you, you dad, f*ck you!"
(Murph laughs)
- I also just start
screaming, f*ck you dad.
- f*ck you dad. And you walk into hell
with Lucifer, back into the combat.
That is going to be Tony Simos' turn.
Tony is going to take
his attacks on Ricky.
- Okay, starting to feel
like shield of faith
would have been a good idea.
- That's a hit. That's a hit.
That's a miss. That's a hit.
Oh sh*t, no, you're prone, right?
- Yeah.
- That's four hits.
- I'm probably down.
- We're gonna roll these
damages one by one, Ricky.
And we'll do the saves for them as we go.
(suspenseful music)
That's gonna be a first
one is going to be...
25 damage.
Next one is..
- I'm at 16.
Next one. Next one puts you down.
- Can I use one of my luck
points to try to make,
he's got advantage. So it's like, I dunno.
- The next one puts you down.
Tony is going to...
He's got you at zero.
He thuds a fist into your chest to give
two death save failures
but saves his last attack.
- I mean, if he would
k*ll me, he can k*ll me.
- I actually don't think he would.
I think he wants to k*ll you
and Sofia in the same round.
If he can. Yeah. Cause he wants,
he needs those legendaries
to be able to hit Sofia.
So he's gonna move here.
- Ox can take an opportunity attack.
- Yeah. Have Ox go for
the opportunity attack.
- He doesn't hit.
- He swings, hits Sofia.
- I don't think I've. Oh, no.
I used my reaction to counterspell.
- Yeah. Sofia, you take
19 points of damage.
I'm going to need a strength
saving throw from Sofia.
- Okay...
Oh, 19 on the die.
- Hell yeah
- So that becomes,
that becomes 25.
- Hell yeah. Okay.
- That would have been a crit,
If I had used it against him.
- Both your Paladins are down.
Tony has closed with Sofia.
Ricky, that's your turn,
I'm gonna need a death saving throw.
at the top of your turn.
- Yeah. Those luck points.
You have luck points.
- You have luck points.
- 19.
- Hell yes.
- It would have been nice to get a 20.
- Is that two saves?
- A 20 is, you come back up at once.
20 is you come back up at 1, yeah.
Remember Kristen?
Ya know...you're right.
- Even though I was knocked out
even though it's flavored as a moped
it is still like a magical thing.
Can I have sent it to Kingston?
- Yes you can.
- Okay.
- Moped scoots over to Kingston.
Incredible.
- Kingston regards the moped
(all laugh)
but does not initially mount it.
- End of Ricky's turn.
Tony's gonna take another
swing at Sofia. That's a hit
- Can Ox go?
- Ox can go, yeah, absolutely.
Ox's gonna close with Tony.
- Hell yeah.
- Or actually..
- He would get a charge
attack as well, right?
Cause it's more than 20 feet?
- Yeah, if it's, yeah, sure.
- Knock this b*tch prone.
- I don't see that necessarily
happening, but sure.
- Where there is a will, there is a way.
- Sorry, and looking at his charge attack.
Okay. So it's just a bite
and he gets pack tactics
cause people are near.
- Yes. Okay.
- I don't think he even hits.
So you just ran up there.
- Oh, he's helping. He's a helping boy.
Sofia, you take 20 points of damage.
- I'm down
- That you're incapacitated,
You are going to auto fail
the next saving throw that
Tony would have imposed on you.
You run up all the
other monks are stunned.
Tony runs up, grabs Sofia,
goes,
"My wife was an angel,
and let me send you to see yours."
- Just so you know, you're
doing this to a pregnant woman.
- Shouldn't eh, I don't
feel great about that.
And he tosses you, Sofia,
you go unconscious.
He tosses Sofia 15 feet
into the Umbral engine.
- Does he, does he have
to make a roll for that?
- Sofia would have had to make a roll.
That's what those strengths
savings for us has been about.
That Sofia has kept succeeding on.
He tosses Sofia into the Umbral engine
at the beginning of Sofia's next turn.
Some kind of sh*t is gonna happen to her.
Pete, your wild magic surge.
You have a choice right now.
Do you want to connect that
wild magic surge to Sofia?
Pete, it's a wild magic surge,
Pete doesn't fully understand
what it is, but you know
that she is flying off
and is going to be, she will be erased
from all of everybody's memories.
- Yeah. I mean, definitely.
Yeah, definitely
- Incredible. Sofia vanishes
from everyone's sight
going through the Umbral engine
and Pete lassoes her with
his wild magic surge.
Pete, you are pulled,
slam, hit the railing
of that thing and a tether
of raw wild magic coming
from your navel is you are like holding
with a rope of magic onto
Sofia as she has gone
like through the portal,
into time and space
- I mean the birth imagery
in this season is incredible.
f*cking like pregnant Spider-Man.
(all laugh)
Fetus Spider-Man.
- Please give us the art.
Please give us the fan
art of pregnant Spider-Man. Incredible.
Okay. You feel - Pete, your life force
is tethered to Sofia's right now
through this wild magic surge.
That Ricky has succeeded on his save...
JJ...
- Do I have to do a
death save or anything?
Oh no. It's not my turn.
- Not your turn yet.
You're good for right now.
- So am I just like...here?
- No, no. You're up where
you were against that,
You're , do you see that marble bannister
around the edge to keep
people from touching it.
You're like horizontal, like
someone up against the side
of a ship with like a lifesaver on a raft.
JJ...
Ah, your buddy, what are you gonna do?
JJ doesn't have any healing,
but he's gonna run up
and give the help action to
Ricky's next saving throw.
He goes like, full crying,
He goes like, "Rick! Rick, man, come on,"
and collapses on top of you.
And that's going to be Rowan Berry.
- This what I would like
to do, I'd like to move to
here - before actually, before
I do this, can I use my,
if I steal Cody's watch, Gotham watch
can I cast two spells? I'll
just take my level of exhaustion
- If you steal Cody's watch, can you,
- I think you can, you still can't
give me a sleight of hand check.
- 25.
- Great. You nab the wash,
throw it on. What does Rowan do?
- Okay. I would like to
cast, cure wounds on Cody.
- Okay.
- Thank you
- ...at, let's say, a
fourth level cure wounds.
- Hell yeah.
- So that's four D8 plus
five, so that's 28 to Cody
and then use the watch to
cast steel wind strike.
So it's a Melee spell attack within of
against any one within 30 feet.
So I can get all of these three monks
who I believe are still stunned right?
So I would roll against
them with advantage
- Yes, you roll against
them with advantage
- And also Tony and it's six D10.
- Ooh, Jesus.
- So I guess I'll go
down this line of monks
- And it's, what is it?
- On a hit, a target takes
six D10 force damage.
So roll with advantage
against these monks.
- So this first one I got 26,
Second one I rolled two nat one's
- Terrible.
- Third one, I, this
both of these are c*ck.
So I had one, I only rolled a 14
- 14, the fourth one you only rolled a 14?
- Third one, I rolled 14.
- Okay. You did not hit that one either.
Okay. And then against Tony, I rolled a 21
21 misses, but you do hit the first one
for six D10 force damage.
- All right. 29, yeah that's low.
- Okay. 29.
But you do bring Cody back
up, looking at the turns now.
Rowan, you cast this strike,
harm one of the monks
That's still stunned next to Cody.
Cody, in hell, Lucifer
is walking with you, goes
"Oh, so you want to be a
servant of the darkness huh?"
- Actually, was thinking more like
I could be a Lord of the darkness.
- "Where the hell did you
get the cigarette butt?"
(all laugh)
- The past couple, somebody took my jacket
which had all the butts in it.
But I've been collecting butts
for a couple of weeks now.
- See, he looks at it and goes
"Sick. It's that, where'd
you get that duster?
Is that like eBay duster?"
- No, this isn't - the, there
were actually some Satanists
in New York who are like
leather workers and sh*t.
So this is like real,
like Lucifer-type dudes.
- "You've passed the test."
(both laugh loudly)
You see Lucifer, walk out with you.
You see Lucifer walks
forward with you and says,
"Looks like you need
a little bit of time."
And you see he taps a giant
finger on the flickering image
of your Gotham timepiece as Rowan takes it
uses that magic to create
a bubble, slides an anvil
in front of you, a flaming
hot forge of hell and says
"You know what to f*ck' do, get to work.
You have as much time in
the bubble as you need."
Hell yeah, dude.
Lucifer looks at you and says
"Night Angel, you have a lot
of choices in front of you.
You hold the questing blade.
And yet, perhaps that is
not the power you seek.
Here, you may forge a
new blade for yourself.
When you return to the mortal world
go with the fires of hell."
Oh, you see, he touches your tattoo,
rips Bazathrax out of
it, looks at him and says
"Lemme see that contract"
and gestures to you.
- And on the WWE poster
- Lucifer says "Is this
on a f*ck' WWE poster?"
- Yeah, we, it was a rush job to be sure.
- "Who's your favorite wrestler?"
- My favorite wrestler
is Jeff Hardy, dude.
- Jeff f*cking Hardy boys, man I love
the f*cking Hardy boys.
(both talk over each other)
Satan creates a massive Jeff Hardy poster.
(all laugh)
- Oh my God
- Pens you a new contract
with him on the back.
Says "Sign here".
- Listen, Lucifer, the only,
so when you were like saying like,
f*ck you to heaven and stuff,
I just wanna like, honestly,
since I am gonna be like
a Lord, but like a Lord
under you, I don't wanna like
go above my pay grade here.
But I just wanna say that we
are two sides of the same coin.
So I will be fighting, I will
be using the fires of hell
to bring the light to the mortal realm
- "The first test was a fake test.
You just passed the real test."
(all laugh)
- I absolutely sign in my blood.
(all laugh)
- The contract reflects
that as a Lord of hell,
you are now getting
your powers from Lucifer
but that Lucifer also that you,
as a Lord, there is respect
because as Lucifer said,
f*ck you to his dad.
He provides you license to
say, f*ck you to your Lord
because it would not be
in keeping with the traditions of Hell.
If you could not say, f*ck you to him.
So he basically in the actual clause, says
the Night Angel AKA Cody
Walsh retains all rights to
f*ck sh*t up and go metal in his own way
and do his own sh*t and
the contract is created
in flame, poster is given to you.
Lucifer looks at Bazathrax and goes,
"I'm demoting you. You work for Cody now"
and flicks him back into your chest,
when he goes, "Oh what the f*ck, dude?"
- This is arguably worse, but I'm happy
to stick it to Bazathrax.
- Lucifer goes, "f*ck
yeah, metal as hell bro,"
- f*ck yeah, dude. Thanks, Lucifer.
- Cool. And leaves you with this forge.
What does, what does Cody do here?
You know, frozen in time
before that cure wounds takes place?
- Oh boy. I think,
despite the fact that he just
had this absolutely metal moment with Hell
he can't undo everything he's learned
and go like full ridiculous video game.
So I think he's just
going to make his sword
into the most just like
bad-a*s two-hander,
like kind of like Viking barbarian sword.
- Hell yes. And are you, you're doing this
to the questing blade, right?
- I think I'll ask the questing blade,
"Questing blade? Is this like cool
If I just make you like
just a, a reasonable, big
cool sword, like there's a
name for it and everything.
It's just like a two-hander."
- Yeah. The questing blade
looks to you and says
"It would be an honor
to serve in the fashion
you would have me, Night Angel."
(chuckles)
Sick, and also as is my
contract with Lucifer.
You can also say "f*ck
you" to me if you want.
- "I do not see an occasion
for that on the horizon
but it is good to know."
Cody, I'm adding something
to your inventory right now.
As you forge this sword,
go ahead. Refresh your sheet,
The questing blade, AKA, you name it.
what you want to name it,
but check your sheet for it.
Rowan, Cody is brought
back wreathed in flame.
(Brennan's doing demon noises again)
And you have been to Hell and back.
You are literally a resurrected
dark f*cking knight of Hell.
- Absolutely. Hell yeah.
I don't even notice that
somebody stole my watch
(all laugh)
- and you have a new greatsword
with those following
abilities there. Dope as Hell.
- How many swords is that now
that Cody's had, like eight?
(Sofie laughs)
- This campaign has just
been like a bouquet of swords
- That's what we should call it.
Incredible, Kingston, That is your turn.
- Okay. What is the
distance on this moped?
- I think the speed is 50
or something like that.
- 50. Okay.
- Ooh. Okay. A double move too, right?
- Great. Yeah. I'm gonna use a disengage.
- Cool.
- Hop on the moped, ride the moped
though I do not love it.
A full, like I think
it's 20, 25, another 20.
So that's 65 and then I will,
Yeah. So then we'll go and I'll drive,
I'll ride 25 feet past Ricky.
There you go, and then
we'll cast mass cure wounds.
and we'll hit Pete, Cody,
Ricky...Pete, Cody, Ricky.
Rowan. Are you okay?
- I'm fine, get Sofia.
- So can I hit Sofia? Is
Sofia in our space and time?
- Pete, as that healing hits you
you feel the potential
to pass that healing away
from you through the tether?
- Absolutely. Okay, cool.
- With that knowledge, can
I give it to Pete twice?
Is that possible?
- Yeah. I'll say, yeah.
Give it to Pete twice.
- Great. So it's double up on Pete.
Double up on Pete, Ricky,
Cody, I'll hit myself.
That's, I mean, I still get one more.
Can I double up on Ricky?
I mean, it's double up a thing now?
No, those five and then Ox, is Ox hurt?
(all laugh)
Great. Then I just hit those five.
- Kingston, this is a
powerful act of healing.
What do you say to the--
- Oh, excuse me, to do it,
I am hitting the time piece a second time.
So I have two levels of exhaustion.
- Oh, sorry. I don't,
you actually can't hit
the time piece more
than once per long rest.
- Let me take two opportunity attacks
from those gentlemen up top.
- Cool.
- Wait, which gentlemen, are
they the ones who are stunned?
- No, one's down a little bit right here.
- Kingston, you take 10 points of damage.
Give me a DC 10 concentration.
- Okay...
Pass.
Great. But yeah.
So without doing... three
D8, one, two, three,
Oh we love to see it.
That's gonna be 13, 14, 19 to everyone.
(gentle healing music)
- I pass that to Sofia
through the umbilical cord
that she's attached to.
And in many ways, Pete is Sofia's baby.
- Like whose baby is who, you know?
The umbilical cord goes both ways.
- Who's the baby now?
- The t-shirt from this season has to be
"This umbilical cord goes both ways."
Amazing. Cool, incredible
healing from Kingston.
That's going to be boom, boom
Cool. That's Alejandro baby.
- Two attacks on the
wizard. First one is for 13.
Do you still have blur?
I do have blur.
- JJ hasn't been hit.
- Oh, nice.
- First hit on the wizard for 13.
- The wizard casts shield
- Ah, damn, second hit is for 15.
- 15 is gonna miss with that as well.
Alejandro, fighting in the
halls of his ancient society.
once more, that's going to
go from Alejandro to be these
Concrete Fist monks, these two...
- Are they still stunned?
- They're stunned until the end of
Sofia's next turn, right?
- Yeah. The three ones
up here are stunned.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So
they're still all stunned
but they're gonna come out
of it right now. These two--
- No, cause they won't think they'll
come out of it on my turn.
- Yes. Sorry on your turn, exactly.
Then these two dudes, hoo the,
they are far away from everybody.
Let's see here. Where can they even go?
That guy's gonna try to break
out of the restrain, does not
still restrained by spirits of the city.
These two are going to move
and close with Alejandro down
here, but they don't get to attack.
That's now going to be,
after them is Sofia.
Sofia is in the void right now,
cause I wanna end the episode on Sofia.
So we're gonna resolve
Gramercy really quickly.
This one right here has already,
I mean, they've already
used their banishments.
This one's going to try to dispel magic.
- Ah, counterspell.
- You're a million miles from that.
- Oh, there's this one down here
- Yeah lower right, yeah.
Actually, you know what?
That one on the upper right.
Is gonna try to cast dispel magic.
Yeah, go ahead and counter spell.
It's a third little slot,
you auto counter spell it.
The one in the lower right
is gonna hit with a dispel as well.
No one's within 60 of that.
You hear the Umbral engine go - 750%.
One more dispel on the umbral engine
is gonna get the job done.
(orchestral music)
Sofia, you come to...
you are flying...
through the Umbral arcana, through time...
You look in two different
directions around you
and actually, at the beginning of it,
you know, you're cured. You're alive.
You look and see the dreaming.
You see Null approaching
pushing all possible future past this day.
Like water coming in a tsunami
and see it all collapsing on this moment.
You see the present where
everyone is forgetting magic
their ability to see magic dis-animating.
You look in the other
direction and see the past
all of New York City's past
being moved in front of you.
You see this, Heather, going to you
and you see your Gotham timepiece.
This is the enemies trying
to deliver the k*lling blow
in delivering the k*lling blow,
they're pushing more raw umbra to the city
than there has ever been before.
That means there are more New York minutes
than there have ever been before.
They are everywhere, all around you Sofia
all around you, your Gotham timepiece,
And one other thing
that you are holding because
you found it earlier today,
which are all those letters
you wrote about your life with Dale.
Sofia, I'm gonna ask you to re-read
the powers of the Gotham timepiece.
And I'm going to ask you
to remember what the book
said about
paradise's relationship with resurrection.
- Okay.
- This is a heavy, this is a heavy one.
- This is gonna be in
another, I choose myself,
kind of doesn't understand
what's going on for awhile.
Okay. Time travel into
objects with variable DC
based on the object's
connection to the past.
- Sofia looks at those pages.
Very few things could be said to have a
stronger connection to the past.
- Yeah, that was the one I
thought would be the case.
And then what do I remember
that I read about heaven?
- Heaven always releases souls...
If they've made a mistake
and collected a soul
that they shouldn't have.
And the issue you've always had is that
heaven always had proof
that Dale was k*lled by
Isabella Infierno, they
didn't make a mistake.
If they had made a mistake
and collected Dale's soul
if he hadn't died, they would
of course have to return him.
And Sofia, I'm gonna say,
go ahead and give me a,
actually this is just a perception check
cause you're looking at that stuff
being pushed on the Umbra towards you
- It's a dirty 20 perception check.
- Hell yes. You look at all
the past approaching you
when you were in Ellis Island
you only had these gateways
that were very limited
and Gotham timepieces only
work in areas of heavy Umbra
anyway, even in normal magic New York
you can't really time travel with these.
All of New York's past is being shoved
through the umbral engine,
right at this moment
not just the past here, the
Gramercy Occult Society.
- Is this a f*cked up thing?
Like I can change this
one moment in the past
and make it so that he wasn't
k*lled by Isabella Infierno
- You could change any moment in the past
that you had access to
a physical object of
but you only have physical
objects of your memories of Dale.
You can go back to a
moment in Dale's life.
- Okay? So I use the Gotham timepiece
to go into my own writing.
- Sofia...
words are moving past.
All of New York's past is behind you.
You see you meeting Dale on Staten Island.
You see him coming
in to get hair cuts at First
Class Luxury Beauty Salon.
You see you guys eloping
and getting married.
You see all of this coming back at you.
New York minutes are flooding around you.
You see through the stream,
you see the gates of hell.
Where, where Cody just was.
You see Faerie and you see paradise
and you hear through the
distortion of all the Umbra
the spinning of the engine.
You hear, "Let me go, let
it go. I didn't really die."
And you hear a cry, "My
kid's out there somewhere."
And you move through your writing.
See yourself, see the
moment where Dale says
goodbye to you for the last time.
It was, "Hey hon, I got some
work back at the office.
I gotta go take care of.
I'll be back in a couple hours."
This world is made up of
everything in your handwriting.
So you see your signature
in the shape of your own
silhouette and it's
you from the past going
"bye, sweetie." Like
"see you the next time."
You are here in the moment
as like a ghost, a vision, a memory.
What do you do as you hear the car start
out in this insane past memory landscape.
- I run in front of the car, wait
- A car, which is basically just a
collection of like hood, wheels...
You're looking at it
like a Staten Island...
It's like flickering
into three dimensions.
You see Dale gets out of the front seat...
And goes, "sweetie, is that you?
Why you, did you just change?"
- Yeah. I just feel like
work can wait till tomorrow.
- You see that...
(umbral blasts, sorta in the
tune of the Terminator theme)
all of this sort of moves around
and you can see the rest of time,
like coming around to
like push the time stream
back into the shape it was
cause like all the events that happened.
If Dale had like, if
Dale had like never died,
how would all of the
events of three years ago
have happened? How would all
this other stuff have happened
and you see you move
through the Gotham timepiece
see Dale go, "okay, I, if
you want me to stay I'll..."
and he suddenly is back
in his car and drives off
moves back and his car is
taking off down the road.
- I run after the car.
- You're sprinting after the car
you keep seeing him flick--
- I wanna get the car and
I wanna throw a high heel
to try to break the wheels on the car.
Make an attack roll!
- Okay...
- Okay. That's a 25.
- This just looks like an insane breakup.
- Classic Staten Island breakup.
- I really wanna f*cking hang out tonight.
We work too much, we
need more quality time!
- Sofia, you begin to run
and through your own like,
hit the car, Boom. Time pushes you back.
You are, single-handedly
fighting time itself right now.
- Does this feel like I'm
doing something wrong?
Am I gonna like f*ck over the world?
If I change, if I try to change this?
- Give me an insight check.
- That's gonna be an eight.
- Through my umbilical cord,
can I give her the help action?
- Oh sh*t Pete, give me an arcana check.
- Oh, that's great, 21
- Pete. You're looking through...
Sofia...
Sofia, can't bring Dale back in the past
because then none of you would've met
and none of these things
would have ever happened.
Pete, Sofia...
doesn't need to save Dale,
- She needs to make sure
he, they don't k*ll him.
Let him take your soul, but
don't let them k*ll you.
- Yes. And you see Sofia,
you need to move through
Pete, on that 21 as well.
Yeah. So exactly. You
need to go to the moment
where Dale died.
- I mean, I have mind link.
I can try to mind link with her
and tell her my--
- this is the dream
- hypothesis.
- Yeah. You have mind link,
So you have like, like a man in the van.
Who's Pete back in the real world
going, Sofia, you see Dale
on a computer in his accounting firm
looking and see Isabella Infierno
about to immolate him in
fire, hiding from the shadows.
- Is she going to take his
soul first and then k*ll him?
- It looks like she's
just going to k*ll him.
- Hey, Isabella, we haven't met yet.
- She turns to look at you.
She turns, goes to immolate Dale.
give me one last arcana check from Pete.
One last perception check from Sofia.
- Okay. 20, but not nat.
- 21
- Sofia you don't, Sofia
you look and see her
as she looks at you go,
is amazed you're here,
goes to finish her spell.
You realize
she's about to immmolate
the seat with Dale in it.
You don't need to save Dale,
you need to kidnap Dale.
You can't change the past,
but you can change the future.
- All right, I tackle
Dale out of the seat?
- You - boom! - tackle Dale.
- I'm missing a shoe.
- Do you need me to pull you up?
Pete, give me an athletics
check with advantage.
- Yeah. Okay. That is
a...what's my athletics?
Pretty good, pretty good.
Okay. That's a 15.
- You hit a 15, you yank on it.
Sofia, you grabbed Dale,
Isabella immolates the chair
in the past, as you were
both covered in flame
and you are yanked out of that time,
leaving Isabella believing
that she has just
completely destroyed Dale Lee.
You begin to fly through time.
As this version of Dale
looks at you and goes,
"Hon? I'm a little bit confused."
And as you approach the present moment,
"Hon, what's going on,
is everything okay?"
- Yeah, I'm pregnant
and I wanted to tell you
- You hear another voice say,
"Hon, I know you're pregnant.
I heard you at the airport."
You see angel Dale moving through time
and Dale from the past,
As you change the past
and pull Dale's body
from three and a half
years ago, Dale's soul
from heaven gets released -
because Dale Lee never died.
Sofia and Dale Lee explode
from the Umbral engine.
(Emily laughs in disbelief)
- Wait. Are there two Dales now?
- No, cause it was Dale's body
from the past and Dale's
soul from the present.
- Oooohhhh!
- Cool. We immediately make out.
(all laugh)
- That's all for this episode
of The Unsleeping City.
Tune in next week for
the thrilling conclusion
to the fight at Gramercy.
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08x16 - Treachery At Gramercy
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.