(♪ The Unsleeping City theme
plays, penultimately ♪)
(Episode 17, folks, prepare yourselves)
- Hello, one and all, and welcome back
to another thrilling episode
of the Unsleeping City.
This, our penultimate episode,
we find ourselves, the
Gramercy Occult Society,
facing off against Tony Simos,
and traitorous Gramercy
wizards, as well as
loyalists to Tony Simos from
the Order of the Concrete Fist,
here supercharging the umbral engine
to bring about an end to magic
and unbeknownst to Tony
Simos, an end to time itself.
However, our champions of New York City
are here to stop them.
Kingston Brown rushing in
with his old friend Alejandro summoned,
Cody was shot to hell
and reforged the questing blade
after making a sick contract
on the back of a Jeff
Hardy poster with Lucifer.
Pete Conlan tethered from
the navel to Sofia Lee
also to the navel, as she
shot back through time.
Ricky, dealt more than a
hundred points of damage
with Esther's baseball bat,
who we still have not seen his fight
even though Ricky can sense her close by.
Rowan Berry casting counter
spells back and forth
and Sofia found Dale in the past
using her Gotham time piece
to dive through memory
into the past itself.
And just like you guys were able to pull
Peter Stuyvesant's wooden
leg out of the time stream.
Sofia Lee pulled her
husband into the future.
And of course, as we all know,
heaven won't keep a soul
if the person that they took
it from never actually died.
And since as Dale Lee never actually died,
your boy's got his soul back.
Dale and Sofia Lee are making out
in front of an umbral engine
that is one dispel magic away
from ending time and space.
Folks, you gotta see it to believe it.
We dive back in the initiative order.
Sofia, you did a bunch
of stuff on your turn,
but you also did it in the past.
So it's your turn.
- Oh, yes, I was gonna use
my Gotham time piece anyways
and I don't even have to.
- Dale goes on the same initiative as you.
Up to you, whether you want
to go at the same time,
what is everybody going to do.
You see he's tearfully kissing you.
He's gleaming,
he's a human man again
but he's still got some of
that celestial radiance.
He never actually died-
- He always did.
- He always did.
(Sofia laughing)
Weeping, he looks at you and he says,
we're gonna be a family.
And it's just, tears, tears.
- I know, I know.
I think that I look at Tony and I say,
and I say,
hey, good news,
you don't have to be First Fist anymore
because the First Fist is back.
And then I'm gonna be like,
Dale, you can probably finish him off.
And I'm gonna run to this,
this other wizard, right,
is still like is not stunned or anything.
- [Brennan] Hell yes.
Which wizard is that, the upper right?
- [Sofia] The one up, yeah.
- [Brennan] Upper right is not stunned,
not f*cked up at all.
- Okay, so I'm actually gonna use a,
I'm gonna use a bonus
action to get to maybe...
No, no, no, I'm not going to.
Yeah, I'm gonna use a bonus action to...
No I'm just gonna f*cking,
yeah I'm gonna use a bonus
action to get to them
and that'll give me advantage on my first
'cause I'm using shadow step.
Oh, sorry, I should have asked.
Is there any shadow around them
or I can just use step of the wind.
- Probably you should
use step of the wind.
Are you using that for
a dash or a disengage?
- I'm using it for, these
guys are all stunned.
- [Pete] But you're right next to Tony.
- Tony is right next to you.
- But I'm right next to Tony.
Yeah, you know what, f*ck it.
I guess I'm just gonna go after Tony then.
Do you all feel-
- Yeah, I mean, he's got you.
Dale looks at you and goes,
honey, I know you've got this.
He looks over at Tony and he says,
can I just say, I'd
heard stories about you,
hitting a pregnant woman,
even if you're trying to end the world.
You're a disgusting man
- He's scum, he's absolutely scum.
He's brought out the worst in me.
- Dale is going to invoke a,
is going to invoke an aura,
that it gives anyone who is
married to him within ten feet.
(laughter)
- Oh, he's a wife guy.
- He summons a wife guy-
- I am too though.
- I'm a wife guy too.
- He summons a wife guy aura,
which gives anyone within
10 feet who's married to him
attack- advantage on
all their attack rolls.
- Oh my God, did you hear about how hard
I was having rolling, honey?
- Honey, he goes, oh honey.
And then as a bonus action, is
going to cast a magic weapon
at his one six level slot,
which is going to give Sofia plus three
to attack and damage rolls.
- (Sofia laughing) Stop!
Hun, this is really far too nice.
Okay then, so now I roll with advantage?
- You roll with advantage
within this 10 foot aura
and you have a plus three
to attack and damage rolls.
- Wow, I mean, this is serious wife,
I promise I will f*cking
get you back for this.
Okay, first attack is going to be a 20.
Wait, I add a plus three to my attacks?
- Yeah, magic weapon at a
six level spell slot does,
is a plus three to attack.
- It adds it
to the attack thing.
The attack roll, f*ck me.
All right, I got a 24 then.
- 24, yeah, there you go.
- So I hit him for, and...
Is my hex blade curse still active or no?
- Yes, still active.
- I mean, this is just unreal.
Okay, that's gonna be,
that's gonna be 15.
Going after him again,
that's gonna hit even
without the plus three,
that's gonna be a, hold on, eight.
That's my first f*cking
time on the eight, you know,
that's gonna be another
eight plus nine 17.
I'm going to, oh, wait,
roll with advantage,
Nine plus three plus nine, doesn't hit.
Okay, that's a miss.
I'm going to flurry of blows.
- Hell yeah.
- That's a 19, I finally crit on him.
(group cheering)
That's gonna be, it was
when my off hand though,
That is gonna-
- That's still two D6
plus two D4.
- Oh, I haven't been
doing my radiant damage.
- You're doing radiant
damage on all of these.
- All right, okay, so that's
nine plus four plus five plus four,
nine, 13, 18.22.
And then also for the other
two hits that's four, five.
So 22, five from the previous ones,
I'm going to tap into my watch
and attack him two more times.
- Oh my God!
- There we go.
- f*ck him up.
- That's gonna hit, that's a
27 even without the plus three.
That is a three plus five plus four
12, and then my final attack is,
Oh so close to a crit,
it is gonna hit though.
Nine plus four, 13.
- How much were those last two attacks?
- Oh I wasn't rolling,
I didn't roll radiant on those.
13, ah f*ck me.
Three
and four.
So plus another seven.
- Jesus Christ.
- I don't know how much all that was,
I'm sorry, I should
have just rolled it all.
- All good.
No, you've dealt a
titanic amount of damage.
Tony has now moved from looking hurt
to looking truly f*cked up.
Spit and blood is
pouring out of his mouth.
He's kind of like a drunk boxer,
like not steady on his feet anymore,
but still looks like he's
got fight left in him.
(groaning)
That's your action attack.
Action Sofia,
any movements from you?
- When I use that
to get an extra action,
does that mean that I get,
does that mean that I get
an extra bonus action?
I'm guessing no.
- No.
And Sofia I'll let you know,
because I know that you
have a ton of movement left,
Tony will probably
either get a swing on you
at the end of his turn from a legendary
or from an opportunity.
So if you wanted to move on the,
like, you see what I'm saying,
like, he's gonna get a
swing on you no matter what.
So if you wanted to move, you
probably could move as well.
- I probably should move
because now I'll be exhausted after that.
- Cool.
- So yeah.
I'm gonna jump away.
- Hell yeah.
You jump away.
Tony's gonna get a swing on you.
- Oh, shield.
I still have one more thing left.
- One more spell slot.
Okay, he managed to
push through the shield
but your AC is still up at
24 for the rest of the round.
Tony deals 16 points of damage to Sofia.
- Still standing.
- Oh baby!
- We love to see it.
- Love to see it.
Okay.
That's Tony's last legendary.
He's yeah, he's swaying.
(sing-a-long at home!)
Buh-buh-bum...
Okay,
two
Gramercy
people are left.
Their turn is now.
Oh no, I had them go before Sofia.
- Yes.
- Yes, they already went, yep, yep, yep.
Yes, yes, yes.
We want it to be dramatic.
- Don't pull that, Brennan.
Don't pull that, Brennan.
- Pete, that is your turn.
- Okay, is there any way
to try to get my voice back?
Like...
- This is a status effect on you,
you think probably a lesser
restoration would do it.
- Okay, okay.
Then I-
- If you wait until,
I don't know if I have it
stocked actually, let me check.
Could lay hands do it?
You know how-
- Lay Hands could absolutely do it, yes.
- Cool.
Yeah?
- I can fix you up Pete, if you-
Baby, I will hold my turn.
- Cool, Cody that's you.
- Sweet.
I am going to heal Pete
with a fiery lozenge
of hell fire.
- Don't, ah, tastes like sh*t.
(all laugh)
- It's good though, it'll clear you out.
Like sometimes cough drops,
the ones that taste really bad
are actually the ones that work the best.
(Pete laughing)
- Can I throw some
healing in there as well,
or do I just have to decide
it's just a status effect.
- Let me double check what lay on hands...
"As an action..." (mumbles
quickly to himself)
Must read the longest thing.
"Essentially..."
You can cure...
You can cure multiple diseases
and neutralize multiple poisons
with the single use lay on hands
expanding hit point
separately for each one.
I'm gonna say that allows you
to do hit point healing as
well as cure those effects.
- Great, how messed up are you, Pete?
- I'm actually okay right now.
- I might as well give you
some, have you been hit?
- Yeah, I'm missing
maybe like 30 hit points.
So that would be awesome.
- I'll give you 30
- Incredible.
- And then
let me go ahead
and Sofie's got that for the round.
I'm gonna go ahead.
- Wait, what do I have?
- Sofie's got a shield for the round.
- I'm thinking in my head
you have a shield.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm gonna hit Ricky
with shield of faith.
- Oh wow, thank you.
Hell yes, Cody.
- (laughing) Two sides of the same coin.
(laughter)
- That's a, Dale, that's
a thing he says a lot.
He's a hard guy to grapple
with but he's got a good heart.
- Dale looks at him and goes like,
huh, okay, yeah.
He seems,
yeah, he seems like he puts
a lot of effort forward.
- Yeah, yeah.
Which at first like is really confusing
because he puts effort into
like weird things sometimes,
but he's really sweet.
- Gosh, okay.
- He's singing both sides
of the Evanescence song
to himself right now.
(all laugh)
- That's what you do
when you're healing.
- I got something
that he's investing in.
- You hear Lucifer shouting from Hell,
dude, I forgot to mention
- I'm a Shinoda guy too!
- The...
♪ Eh ehh ehh ehhh ♪
Cool Pete, that's gonna be you.
- Cool, then I am going to cast
banishment on...
this person top-right?
- [Brennan] Oh sh*t, okay.
- And I'm going to cast
it with heightened spell.
So I, three sorcery points
and they have disadvantage on this save.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three sorcery points and
they have disadvantage.
Holy sh*t.
Okay, what we are gonna
go ahead and do now,
this person has one third
level spell slot left.
They need it for the dispel magic,
but they also don't wanna
be affected by this spell.
I think,
but they can see that
you're heightening it too.
Okay, they are gonna
attempt to counter spell
even though that means-
- I counter spell
their counter spell.
- Well, sh*t.
It's gone, baby.
- Hell yeah!
- Wait - so sorry, Siobhan, so sorry.
- Ah sh*t, did I already do it, the spell?
- You counterspelled their last,
one of their last dispel magicks.
- g*dd*mn!
- Even so, that's still good
that they're counter
spelling versus dispel magic.
- That means that the person in the...
Yes okay, cool.
So they're gonna try
to counter spell this.
It's heightened, they need a 14 or higher
on this D20 to counter spell.
- And is it disadvantage on
this, do you think, or this...
Oh, this is just a roll
over a counter spell.
- Let me see
what heightened spell says.
'Cause that's very cool.
♪ Buh-buh-bummm...♪
The saving throw will be
rolled with disadvantage,
but the counterspell will not.
They still need a 14 or higher to counter.
- Cool, hey nice.
- That's a seven baby.
Rolling two D20.
Rolling two D20,
lower of the rolls.
Is a two!
- Nice.
- So here's what happens now, Pete,
because this person right here,
you'll notice was one of the only people
not casting banishment,
was in fact being very careful not to cast
any concentration spells.
The reason for that being
that they were already
concentrating on a spell.
And in fact, we're already concentrating
on a banishment spell
and as Pete banishes them,
who should appear? But
Esther f*cking Sinclair!
(all cheering)
At the bottom of the staircase.
- Babe!
- Incredible.
- However, I will...
So Ricky loses haste because
banishment is concentration.
- But I like straight up already,
do I lose it if I get
fully knocked out too?
- No, 'cause it's whether
Pete gets knocked out.
- Do I lose my turn now, is that right?
No.
- Oh sh*t, sorry.
- You do lose your turn now.
- I thought, yeah, sorry man.
I forgot about that part of it
- Esther comes back,
Pete, incredible turn.
(buzzing lips)
She looks around sees Tony.
- Was it, I'm so sorry, Zac.
- It's okay.
- I was like, it's gonna suck
'cause he won't have haste anymore,
but it'll be worth it.
- It's like a billion spells.
- Yeah, it's fine.
- Yeah, Jesus.
- Esther...
(*zappy-boomy noise*)
appears, you see she's fully,
She is weeping hysterically.
Looks over at you, Ricky,
coming out of haste.
Looks at all this chaos that's happening.
Looks over at Sofia.
- Kingston's not the only one
who can cast revivify, I guess.
- You see - she looks at Dale.
A lot has happened, but she comes out.
She looks and goes (*bzzzoooohh*)
what have you f*cking done to my society?
Screams and then looks
over at Ricky and goes,
Ricky-
- I saw the box of piss.
(all laugh)
- What, box of piss?
- The box covered in piss.
- It was, I disguised it as an illusion.
Ricky, we're gonna,
wait, how did you know that
that was a pregnancy test?
- I just knew, I just knew.
- You see, she starts bawling.
Tony goes, oh, f*cking knock it off.
She starts bawling and she
looks over and is like,
Ricky, I wish you could have
found out some other way.
Holds the staff of sorrow in her hand
and looks over at Tony and goes,
oh f*ck, this is so f*cked up.
You wouldn't like me when I'm sad.
And she holds the staff of sorrow aloft
and is going to act very
soon in the initiative order.
However, right now after Cody and Pete
that's gonna be Tony.
- I mean, he's probably gonna
call this all off, right?
Because now the real First Fist is back.
- Yeah that's probably-
- Like Dale's back so he can
probably just go back to-
- He seems like super reasonable.
- Seems like a timeout scenario.
- Yeah.
- Orange slices.
- Tony is gonna take an attack on Ox.
- Yeah, 'cause he's trying
not to get that opportunity attack.
- That sucks, that sucks.
- 'Cause he's a little b*tch-
- And deals-
- Okay sorry, just walk
me through this Tony,
you hit a pregnant woman,
now you go after a dalmatian.
- After you kidnapped a
pregnant woman, mind you.
- I just wanna know because I know
that you really believe in the
righteousness of your cause,
but like maybe sometimes
you need to analyze
some of the steps to get towards.
- You see-
- You're a weird sh*t-head.
- He deals 26 points of damage to Ox.
- f*ck!
- Ox is dead.
- He crushes Ox's head under his foot.
He goes, laugh it up all you f*cking want.
All of you were lying.
You had a way to protect New York,
you had a way to cut off the dream world,
and none of you had what
it f*cking took to do it.
I'm gonna send all of you
straight to a f*cking early grave.
And this city is gonna be safe.
And he hits Ox with his first attack
is going to move here.
Gonna hit Pete with an attack.
- [Pete] Oh Jeez.
- Will Dale get an opportunity attack?
- No Dale was not within five feet.
- I think shield, right?
I don't think I've used.
- Yeah, why not?
- Bend luck or anything.
Shield, as now I'm 18 AC.
- He's clear as an 18.
He deals 24 points of damage to Pete.
He's mostly, it's clear
he's mostly doing this
because he has the Mobile feat.
So he's trying to get past people
and not get attacks of opportunity.
He hits Cody
four, eight, 19 points of damage to Cody.
- Cool, I'm gonna hellish rebuke.
- Hell yeah, go ahead and roll damage.
- ...19 damage.
Let me see.
I guess I'll just do first...
Yeah, I'll just do first level.
Yeah f*ck it, second level.
- Is he going for Esther?
- Unclear right now.
- Light him up Cody, light him up.
- I'm absolutely trying.
So he has, oh, he's gonna
just have a dex save.
I'll just do first level,
sorry I keep flip-flopping.
So just two D10.
That's a big six damage.
- Six damage.
He's gonna roll a dex save.
He takes no damage.
(*the classic "takes no damage*
hand motion & sound effect*)
- I tried.
- Pete, sorry, I'm gonna need you
to roll concentration, actually.
- You have plus four from being next to-
- Next to Cody.
- Yes, oh, that's good.
Hey, that is a 21 plus
whatever con so 27 actually.
- I think actually as yet,
actually as Tony sees
that concentration on you
he's gonna try to beat that
concentration out of you.
- God, this guy sucks.
- Again, like I said before
I think that we actually
will k*ll this one.
I just, he does not
deserve to be reunited.
- I'm gonna need some saving throws.
I'm gonna need a...
I'm gonna need a strength
saving throw from Cody.
And I'm gonna need a dex
saving throw from Pete.
- Okay.
- My dex is plus three.
- I got an 18.
- 18, he flings you 15 feet away from him.
- f*ck!
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, no, he does not
throw you into the engine.
He throws you
(*getting thrown sound effect*)
just kicks you up against
the wall over here.
- 21 on my dex.
- 21 on your dex, you do not go prone.
He's gonna hit you again.
That is a hit.
- Even with shield,
I'm that 18.
- Even with shield, yep.
That's gonna be
26 points of damage.
(*health bar lowering sound effect*)
- Okay.
- I'm gonna need DC13
concentration check here.
- Okay, my con is plus six.
- Or DC13 concentration, yeah.
- Come on.
All right.
(clapping)
- Hell, yeah!
But, I'm gonna need one more DC19 dex,
and then a DC15 con.
- Woo!
- My Lord, okay, dex is plus three.
Oh, failed the dex.
- Okay, you go prone.
So he knocks you to the ground.
- Okay.
And then this is the concentration.
- This is the stun
'cause he hit you twice.
So this is the stun,
this is the important one.
- Okay, and this is a, what?
A con?
- This is con, yeah.
Okay, six plus six,
hey, 25.
- Wow, yes!
- Pete is not going down baby.
- Lost a couple feathers.
(all laugh)
- Incredible.
Ricky, you lose your turn.
JJ.
- Once again I am so sorry.
- No, it's okay, it's fine.
- I'm really sorry.
- It was good to have those attacks early.
Always forget about that
part of haste though.
It's really not the gift I thought it was,
I'm just like g*dd*mn it.
- No, I mean, I forget too.
- It is though.
- JJ looks up at you, Kingston
and makes the motion to you
if you're okay with him
moving blur to somebody else.
- I say, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, all good.
- Blur on Pete.
- Yeah, actually, he's
gonna do blur on Pete.
You see (*magic blast noise*),
he hits you with a bunch
of like computer-- Pete.
You are fully pixelated,
you're (*pixelated sound*)
As he hits you with this like blur effect.
- So Pete is pixelated
with a feather beard
and an umbilical cord connecting to Sofia.
- Correct, that is correct.
- Is Sofie pixelated now?
- Having a normal one.
(overlapping crosstalk)
- Rowan, that's going to be you.
- Sofia, are you really low hit points?
- I'm at three, but I do
have a level of exhaustion.
- So, how would you feel
about having 157 hit points?
- All right, I don't even
think mechanically I can
but sure.
- What about if cast polymorph on you
and turn you into a giant ape.
(Sofia laughing)
- Sure, yeah, why not?
- Incredible.
- Holy sh*t!
- I do that, I'll text you the stats.
- Dale always had a crush
on Donkey Kong's girlfriend.
(all laughing)
- Yes she does, I'm
going to cast polymorph
so that she does have little pig tails.
- You mean like Dixie Kong?
- I was just trying to Google
I was like what the f*ck was her name?
- Yo, is that Dixie Kong?
- Hold on, before we have
a lot of fun with this,
I have to be terrible.
One second.
- No!
- Mageslayer reaction,
That is a hit.
Rowan you take, ooh,
you take 26 points of damage
as Tony hits you.
And I'm going to need,
go ahead and roll in front of the board,
what is your bonus to constitution?
- Plus two, but I have w*r magic
so I have advantage.
- It's not concentration.
- Oh, okay, so plus two.
- Oh, well, do you have
a concentration spell active right now?
- Polymorph is concentration.
- Gotcha, okay.
So there's actually gonna
be two rolls involved here.
- Okay.
- The first thing is, you know,
actually there wouldn't be two.
It's still just one.
You don't get advantage on this.
You had a plus two to this roll,
and then you had a plus
four because of Cody, right?
- Yes, so plus six.
- Oh, great.
- Incredible.
- I need you to hit a 13 or higher
as you go to cast that spell.
- All right.
- Let's go ahead and roll
in front of the board.
- [Rowan] f*ck!
(overlapping crosstalk)
- No, I used shield.
- You used shield.
- I don't have shield.
- He has Mageslayer, doesn't he?
Is that why?
- He has Mageslayer.
This guy is built to k*ll magic.
He's spent his whole life.
Rowan, you go to cast that
spell and he grabs your wrist
breaks it and breaks all four
of the fingers on that hand,
preventing you from
casting somatic components
into your spells.
- I have Warcaster,
so I can still cast somatic components
even if I'm carrying things.
- This, I don't think would cover that.
This is similar to what
happened with Pete,
when he crushed the Pete's windpipe.
Let me double check here.
Yeah, this is you can,
the wording of Warcaster is
you can perform the somatic
components of spells
even when you have weapons or
a shield in one or both hands.
That's basically the dexterity
of being able to carry
things while casting spells.
This is, he's shattered your hand.
- What things do I have
That don't have have somatic components?
- He is such a f*ck.
- Did I, wait,
but I still cast the spell though, right?
- No, that's him countering,
that's Mageslayer.
He's reacting to you casting the spell,
breaking your hand, countering the spell.
- I can't counter spell his counter spell,
that doesn't do anything?
No, well, sh*t.
All right.
- Any bonus actions from Rowan there?
Oh sorry, this is on your
turn still, you do still
have your reaction...
- Yes, so I guess I'll,
I'll say to Sofia,
I'm still gonna get you
and honestly you're glowing right now.
It suits you, you're glowing.
- My dead husband just came back to life
and we're gonna raise a
f*cking child together.
- And like I don't wanna
be a creep about it,
but like good job on that husband.
(Sofia laughing)
- He's really f*cking hot.
- This is,
Esther is going to take a move action
to get towards the
engine, to try and fix it.
She rushes forward
ready and seeing Ricky,
Ricky, she doubles up and as
she did in the final battle,
three years ago, cast haste on you.
(buzzes lips)
- Here we go again.
- Does that, I can...?
Okay, does that undo...?
- It does not undo, actually,
no, it does not.
- We only lost one turn anyway, right?
You're already missed your turn.
It was already gone,
so now you just hasted again.
- At the end of Rowan's turn,
Tony is gonna make an attack
with disadvantage on Pete.
You cast shield, right,
that's still active on you?
- Yep.
- Because of the disadvantage
and shield, Tony misses.
- Yeah!
So much magic.
- There's so much magic.
Well, it seems like everyone's
magic and it's working.
(all laughing)
Except for one person, who
seems not to like the magic.
- It's so f*cked up
'cause I gave you the opportunity
to get your wife back.
- He screams at you,
that looks like it's f*cking with him,
that you keep saying that.
Kingston that's gonna be you.
- Okay, there's one, there's another,
there's still that one person.
And they can still stop this.
Or they could still set it off.
- [Brennan] The person
that Alejandro is next to
can still set this off.
- Does grappling somebody prevent them
from doing somatic
components in spell casting?
- No, it does not.
- Great.
- The moped'll make it Kingston,
the moped can f*cking make it, dude.
- Can I hold up my arm?
- I'd like to ride-
- Like you're hailing a taxi?
I'd like to grab-
- Grab the side of the moped.
- Kingston can barely
process that Dale is here,
but New York is on the line.
So I'm gonna drive, I'd love
to grab Ricky if possible,
and take the moped's full movement
to get as close to that
last wizard as possible.
- Cody, what's the speed on the moped?
- With a dash action, it'll be 120 feet.
- Let me just see kind
of loosely if that's-
- He might have to hop
off and run like 10 feet,
but it is damn close to
getting him all the way there.
- If you just get me close enough.
Get me close-ish and that's helpful.
But also
do whatever you want (chuckling).
- No, you're coming.
- Oh yeah.
- I'm gonna get you there.
- That'll get you to the
bottom of the stairs baby.
- Great.
- Or top of the stairs.
- Top, yeah.
Kingston...
- Whatever the stairs are.
- Kingston, if you wanna ride
by and grab Ricky, go for it.
- Hell yes.
I swing by, pick up Ricky.
I put you on my shoulders, but you know,
that's your own business, not mine.
- I'm just like knocked
out just on your shoulders.
- You got this, come on Ricky, come on.
And we're gonna go all the way there.
And then I'm gonna cast,
I'm gonna cast command
on this last wizard.
- Oh.
- Oh sh*t!
- Yes.
- So DC17 wisdom saving throw.
- Okay.
- Oh sh*t!
- This wizard is first
gonna try a counterspell.
They got the slots left.
Counterspell.
- I casted at a higher,
no I didn't know that, so go ahead, yep.
They can go ahead and try and counter.
I think they can.
- Oh yes, first level.
Yeah, it's first level spell.
They hit it with a counter
spell (buzzes lips).
- I g*dd*mn hate these wizards.
All right.
Great, great.
- But Kingston and Ricky are over here
at the top of the stairs.
That is counter spell.
(buzzes lips)
Alejandro's turn.
- Great, and there's
no amount of violence.
Okay, well, yeah, he'll
just swing on them.
Great, let's go.
Crit twice, come on Alejandro.
The first one is a 17 to hit.
- 17 hits.
- Right, great.
That's gonna be 15 damage.
- 15 damage, okay.
Second one,
that's gonna be, that's gonna be 20, mod.
And 17 more damage and
he'll take 17 hit points.
- Wait, how much damage
has Alejandro just dealt?
- 17 and-
- The first attack was 15.
- 17 and 15.
- Okay.
- 32.
- 32.
- 32.
This wizard is looking so hurt right now.
- g*dd*mn it!
- Is looking so, so hurt right now.
Okay, this is gonna be the Concrete Fist.
These four are going to wail on Alejandro.
- Oh Jeez!
- That's two hits on Alejandro.
Alejandro takes 17 plus eight,
takes 25 points of damage.
These Concrete Fist
are going to come to
Tony.
And actually at the
end of Kingston's turn,
Tony is gonna take another
legendary disadvantage on Pete,
misses.
These Concrete Fist
are going to,
what are they gonna do?
This one is going to
step in here.
We're gonna get four attacks
with disadvantage on Pete.
That's a miss.
That's a miss.
What is yours? 18 right now?
- 18.
- That's a miss.
That's a hit, last one's
gonna step in as well.
- Tony, you've done a bad
job training these boys.
- That's a miss, only one hit.
Pete takes 12 points of damage,
give me a DC10 concentration check.
- Come on Pete.
- [Brennan] Ooh!
- That one was out of spells though
for this spell.
- That one was out of spells.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
(buzzes lips)
You lose banishment.
This is, it's Dale and Sofia.
- Okay,
I'm just going to,
I think that I'm just
gonna f*cking go after...
Ah, should I go for this?
No, 'cause they don't have any spells.
I think I'm just gonna go after Tony.
I have a disadvantage
'cause I'm exhausted, but
because of Dale I have advantage.
Oh really?
- Yeah it's not an attack.
- Are checks the same as
not an attack.
- Yeah, it's only ability
checks, it's not attacks.
You don't have disadvantage on attacks.
- You still have advantage.
- Okay, so I'm definitely
gonna flurry of blows.
So that's technically gonna be rolling.
That's technically gonna be rolling.
So if I'm hitting four times twice,
that'll be rolling eight.
Oh, a crit, one of those
is the hex blade crit.
- Yes!
- Oh my God!
- Okay, first one is a hex blade crit,
second one is a miss,
third one is a hit-
The great one is a hit.
- Wait, hold on
how are you?
Okay, you're rolling.
- They're next to each other
in the math of the side.
- Oh, right, right, right.
So, oh yeah you're right.
Okay, so the first one
is a hex blade crit,
the second one is a hit as well,
the third one is a hit as well,
and the fourth one is a hit.
- 'Cause it's 10-
- 'Cause 19 plus three is 22.
- Yep, absolutely, it's exactly a hit.
- Okay, so I hit four times,
which means that I do,
and I'm actually, since
I'm at three hit points,
I'm doing an extra D8
radiant with everything.
- This is going to be for four attacks,
and he's also still under
your hex blade curse.
So Sofia here's what you're rolling.
You're rolling
six D8
plus two D6.
You get four for hex blades
plus three from magic weapon
is seven plus five is 12.
12 times four is 48.
You're rolling six D8 plus...
No one of them is a crit, right?
- Yeah, one of them is a crit.
- Sorry, so here's the fullness
of what your rolling, right?
You are rolling.
Not six D8
You are rolling eight D8
plus two D6
plus 48.
(all laughing)
- Oh my God.
- Plus 48?
- You are rolling eight D8
plus two D6
plus 48, right?
Because think about it's-
- 'Cause my hex blade curse
adds plus four, each time.
- Dale's spell adds
three each time to seven
and you get a normal-
- Oh I was even doing that
the first time.
- And you get a normal plus,
so each attack is plus 12.
So it's eight D8, plus two D6 plus 48.
- Okay.
- Wow, wow.
(laughter)
- I thought 90 damage was a lot.
- Yeah, here we were...
- Yeah, you just honestly,
Ricky get married.
It does amazing things for your damage.
- Okay, yeah.
- Sofia, you rush past Dale,
he gives you a sweet kiss
on the cheek as you rush by.
You do 97 points of damage to Tony Simos.
What does Sofia Lee do to finish off
this false First Fist of the order?
- I think that
I'm gonna drag him by the neck,
put his swaying corpse
in front of me and Dale
and give a really beautiful
sweet kiss to Dale.
So the last thing he saw is someone who
by the power of dreams was
reunited with their spouse.
- He watches that.
Dale looks up at him as he's tottered,
you've completely, he's
tottering, he's done.
You have just a flurry pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.
Dale kisses you so
passionately and yet sweetly.
And then turns to Tony and says,
I didn't know it either.
But sometimes Tony,
it really is what it could be.
(Sofia laughing)
And you kick Tony,
he flies into the umbral
engine (buzzes lips)
and disappears into the vastness of time.
Tony Simos is defeated!
- Yes!
- Bye b*tch.
- A real quick check in with everyone,
sorry, should I have shown him mercy?
(all laugh)
I just feel like when he
k*lled the dalmatian...
I really tried to redeem
him several times.
- The amount of times he
attacks pregnant women,
I think we're good on that.
- If somebody tells you who they are
believe them.
- It should be zero.
His was two.
That's crazy.
- Two, and then one of those
there's a bunch of many times in between.
- And then the dog, he attacked a dog.
That was f*cked up.
- Oh yeah!
- It's good that he doesn't exist anymore.
- Okay, cool.
- Wait, I'm sorry, who's Tony?
- Also like Heather Simos is
gonna come back young and hot.
She's fine.
- Yeah, she doesn't wanna be
dating some like 50 year old
when she's like 22.
- That's gonna be eight, nine plus four,
17.
Dale lays on hands for 21
points of damage to you Sofia.
(beep)
(Sofia chuckling)
- Hun, you are being really
way too sweet right now.
- No, I've been dead for
so many years, I'm back.
- I know, I know, I know.
- I'm sorry, I'll be,
I know your friends are here.
- I'm just saying
if you wanna throw a couple punches,
you've f*cking earned it
and you're the f*ck' First Fist again.
- Okay, I'll go HAM.
You see,
he smiles.
That is
this final Gramercy wizard's turn.
This wizard
has their last spell slot.
I don't see anyone.
Yeah, they go to cast dispel magic
on the umbral engine for the final-
- And then I counter spell it.
(all cheering)
- Yeah, you f*cking do!
Yeah, you f*cking do!
- Oh my God!
Oh my f*cking God!
- It's my last counter spell.
- Oh my God!
Ricky you hold Esther's
bat up in your hand
and save New York.
(all laughing)
- Get out!
Oh my God!
(*lil buzz noise*)
- It just, kinda like, is so weak.
I just hold it up and it
just kind of pings off of it,
like I drop the bat and go
ting, ting, ting, ting, ting.
- A little thing appears
here then says like, bunt!
(all laugh)
Esther goes, yeah, sweetie, yes!
Incredible.
Holy sh*t!
This other Gramercy person
is going to,
what the f*ck can they even do?
They go to cast scorching ray
and Esther f*cking counter spells it.
And does one of these at
the f*cking traitor wizard.
She's like - Jessica,
you know that's Siobhan's daughter's name.
She goes like, Beth, it's your a*s.
(all laugh)
- How f*cked up would it be
if he just revealed that it's Jessica?
- It's Jessica she's the...
Oh my God, she is so terrible.
- Oh, thank God, Iga is not here.
- She was in spirit though.
The counter spell she
put in my leopard print.
- There you go, that's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
Pete, that is your turn again.
- I guess-
- And there's only one last wizard,
you guys are, well, there's two,
there's one up on the staircase.
But Tony's defeated,
there are these, there's
a lot of monks left,
but Tony is f*cking gone.
- You know, I guess
I'll just fireball these
guys in front of me
with careful spell.
- Remember your throat is crushed,
so you gotta use,
you have to use subtle spell
on every spell that you're-
- No, lay on hands.
- Not anymore.
- Lay on hands.
- Oh, not anymore.
- Lay hands.
- Yeah fireball baby, go for it.
Yes, yes, yes, careful spell.
- Yeah, so we're gonna do,
we're gonna do the 10 D6 fireball
with my last fifth level.
Let me double check that math.
No, we're gonna do fourth level fireball.
nine D6 on this little guy.
- Incredible.
What a great fight.
I can't believe, this
was a hard f*cking fight.
Tony's one of the hardest
monsters I've ever made.
And you guys, ooh!
- Hard as nails!
- He had 15 attacks, it was crazy.
(all laugh)
How many times he hit...
- 31.
- Cool,
31 to these guys.
- The guy with red hair
(buzzes lips) goes down.
The other two are badly, badly injured.
- Incredible.
- Amazing.
Awesome, Pete that is your turn,
Cody, that's you.
- Sweet.
Modell's versus Hot Topic,
a tale as old as time.
I go forward at these dudes
and I'm going to make two attacks.
- Hell yeah, go for it.
- Yeah, 'cause I can't,
I can't get anywhere without my moped.
Okay, that is
20 to hit?
- 20 hits, absolutely.
- Sweet.
I will do a second level smite.
- Hell yeah.
- So that'll be,
so roll two D6
plus four D8?
It's three D8 plus...
- Yeah four D8,
so two D6 plus four D8
plus whatever you add.
- Plus 10 now.
- Hell yeah.
- 32.
- Gone baby!
(buzzes lips)
Toast.
- And then I'll go for
the last dude over here.
- Hell yeah.
(Cody breathes heavily)
- That is only, that one's only a 14.
- 14,
so that guy is looking hurt, hurt, hurt,
but not down yet.
- Oh sorry it was 14 to hit.
- Oh, 14 does not hit, no.
- Okay, cool.
Is there anything I want to
do with the bonus action?
I think maybe not.
- I could try to bend luck on that 14.
- It's up to you.
There might be bigger
things, but also maybe not.
- Maybe, yeah.
I can't tell.
- I'm gonna say we'll resolve that there
and to keep moving.
Ricky, that's your turn.
- Ricky is just gonna
stand up, grab the bat,
and be like, are we,
hey, can we, are we done?
I feel like we're done, right?
(all laughing)
- I think we need to
get that final wizard.
And also there's these
three monks which...
- Yeah.
I think Ricky is gonna go up to,
how far is this?
- Ricky, if you wanna try to
make an intimidation check
to get these people to surrender.
You're welcome to do so.
- Ooh!
- You know what, I'll intimidate them
by hitting them with the bat.
(all laugh)
- Yeah, very good.
Great, great, great.
Go for it.
- I'm gonna go over here.
And just take some cracks.
- Go for it.
- All right, so first attack is a...
Oh, that's first...
19 hit.
- 19 hits.
- Second attack, 22 to hit,
and that's just two
attacks on the first guy.
Really low on spells
at this point, I think.
I think I actually used two of those...
I'll use,
sorry, one second.
What is it, a one D8,
so I'm gonna use a divine
smite on the first attack.
So that's three D8 with improved-
- Yes.
- Okay.
So three D8 plus seven-
- Or it should be
it's four D8 including your weapon.
'Cause one D8 for the weapon improved,
so four D8 plus one D6
because of the bat
- Two, right?
'Cause I have two spells on me.
I've haste and oh wait, nevermind,
Cody's spell's different.
- Yeah, Cody's spell's different.
- Okay.
- So yeah, four D8 plus one D6
plus whatever you add, yep.
Hell yeah.
- Sorry.
- 32, or is-? Yeah.
Plus seven, this is
just the first hit, 34.
- How's that?
- Oh, f*cked up badly.
- Okay, second attack.
I'm not gonna use the
divine smite on this one.
I feel like...
- Yeah, for sure.
- Maybe not.
So that would be
Two D8 or three D8?
- Yeah, that's two D8
plus one D6 plus seven.
- That's not gonna hit.
Is he still standing?
- Yes, still standing.
- Oh sh*t! all right.
- But looking extremely low on hit points.
- I'm gonna roll my last attack.
- Cool.
That hits and we'll do that one more time.
- Another 21 damage.
- Down, boom!
You wah, wah, wah, leap
down to that platform.
That is your turn.
JJ.
- JJ...
- JJ is gonna fire a magic m*ssile
at the monk that's still
fighting his restraints.
And hits him for 10 points of damage.
- There you go JJ.
- Hell yeah.
- There you go.
- Incredible, that's going to be
Rowan, that is you.
- This guy's looking
pretty f*cked up, right?
This monk right here.
- Very f*cked up, yes.
- Okay.
I'm going to and he's
restrained, did you say?
So I get advantage on an
attack roll against him?
- That is, that one right there?
No, he's not restrained.
- Oh, okay, cool.
Anyway, I'm gonna cast blinding smite,
which does not require somatic components.
- Oh, hell yes.
- And I'm gonna attack him with my rapier,
which is a 21 to hit.
- 21 hits, go ahead and roll damage.
- Great, so that's
Four D8 plus four.
Twenty six.
- The queen of Faerie land
from the air draws a
scintillating silver blade
and stabs this dude
through the f*cking head.
- I blinded you by k*lling you.
You're welcome.
(all laughing)
- Technically a blinding spell
- How Shakespearean.
(all laugh)
- Incredible.
That is going to be Esther's turn.
Esther is going to cast baleful polymorph.
This wizard up here,
needs to roll
a 14 or higher to resist this.
See how they do.
That's an 11.
Esther turns to the wizard
on the stairs and is like,
you're gonna explain what
you did to this place
and in my time, not your time.
And turns that person into
a statue, just (*bloomp*).
And petrifies the wizard
up on the staircase.
Gone.
That's Esther's turn.
- Awesome statue.
- Thank you-
- Very cool!
- Thank you sweetheart.
The bat is honestly, I'm
so glad someone's using it.
I love it, you look great.
- I love it, thank you
for letting me use it.
- I text Ricky.
There's some really beautiful
jewelry shops in Faerie,
if you wanna come visit with me later.
(laughter)
- What, what is that about?
- Kingston that's your turn.
- Can I make the same,
can I make the intimidation check?
- Yeah go for it.
- For a surrender.
Yep, go for it.
- Ah, that'll be a 19.
- I think on a 19 Kingston
you bellow out for them to surrender.
Looks like this last monk
and this last wizard are true believers.
You're gonna have to clean
them up the old fashioned way.
- Okay.
Can I take like a quick step
like five feet to this side
and throw down a lightning bolt
that kinda like threads the needle
between Ricky and Alejandro.
- [Brennan] You absolutely
may, yes, a hundred percent.
- We'll do that,
we'll make it a fourth
level lightning bolt,
just toss it right down there.
- Beautiful.
- Okay.
- These are their saves.
abysmal saves.
- That won't do at all.
Okay, backslash
roll nine D6.
That's a B, six, right?
Oh, and there's another L in roll.
Nine, backslash roll nine B6
There you go.
(all cheering)
- Six, six, six, Cody is coming through.
- What's dude - Cody!
♪ Wake me up, wake me up. ♪
(laughter drowns out speaker)
- What song is on this moped?
I'm into this!
(laughter)
- Go ahead-
- Only plays that song.
- Kingston, the last wizard
you are facing is fried.
(buzzes lips)
As lightning extends from your hand.
Go ahead and roll
Alejandro's attack rolls.
- Okay.
And I also send this moped back to Cody.
That first one is gonna be a,
it's gonna be a 12.
- 12 misses.
- Oh, the second one is a 20, mod.
- 20 hits.
- Great.
And that's gonna be nine damage
and Ricky you get nine hit points.
- Hey, look at that.
- Nine temporary hit points.
- Incredible.
This monk is gonna try to
finish off Alejandro right now.
Alejandro's armor class is 16.
That's two hits.
Alejandro takes nine, 10,
13 plus eight is 21 points of damage.
- Still up.
- Ooh!
- I'm glad that Ricky was very pained
by not being able to take
the blow for the angel
that wouldn't die anyway but...
- The guy behind Kingston
is still restrained by
spirits of the city.
He has failed every single
roll on his turn to get out.
Dale is going to
fly across,
(Sofia laughing)
leap across the room and be like,
hun, I'm gonna go take
you up on your offer.
- Absolutely, I'm dying
to see you in action.
- He goes and helps
that Concrete Fist monk
up out of his restraints and says,
hey buddy, come on up out of there.
And he says, I don't wanna hit
you while you're restrained.
And then,
but he's going to...
And now Dale's gonna go...
But you know what, he'll still
take the advantage mechanically.
(overlapping chatter)
- He's no angel.
- He's no angel.
Let's go ahead and roll two D20 here,
that's his first attack with advantage.
Ooh, sorry Dale.
- [Kingston] He's rusty, he's rusty.
(overlapping chatter)
- [Sofia] It's okay hun.
And then he goes like,
and then he's gonna roll his
second attack with advantage.
- There we go, yeah!
- Okay, there we go.
- That's a little bit better my dude.
He lays into,
this dude for
One-buh-bum-buh-bum
That's that, and then
five, 10,
16,
24,
31 points of damage!
WHAM!
- Yeah!
- Ooh, haven't punched
someone in a long time,
my goodness.
Incredible.
Sofia, that's you.
- Cool, I think there's no
one else around me, right?
I think I'm gonna go,
I think it's adorable,
so I'm gonna go help my husband.
(laughter)
- Hell yeah.
- See, this is what I was talking about
the world was missing out on.
And I do have to use step
of the wind to do it,
so I don't have a bonus
action but I do have,
I do have two attacks with advantage.
- You're in the wife-guy aura.
- Wife-guy aura.
- Within the wife-guy aura.
- Okay,
so I'm guessing.
So the lowest one is a six,
plus three plus nine so 18.
- We'll pair them
so that's an 11.
Yeah, it's an 11 and a 17.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- You hit both times so
go ahead and roll damage.
- Okay, great.
Okay.
So that is, oh, I'm healed though now,
so it's just two D8.
- Yeah.
- Oh no, it's, wow, I rolled two ones.
I don't even f*cking care.
Let's see,
five radiant plus two,
five plus two, seven plus
10 for both attacks, so 17.
- Buh-buh-bum, hold on one second.
- I will burn a ki point
to try and stun him.
- Sure.
- Not that we, I mean,
we were already rolling with advantage.
- He's stunned, baby, he's done.
Pete, that's you.
- Oh great.
I am going to...
Prrah-at-da-taaahh...
I'm pretty far from everyone but,
yeah, I mean, I guess I'm
just gonna take a full dash.
- [Brennan] Cool.
- And get here.
- [Brennan] Cool.
- Can I try to yell an intimidation check?
- [Brennan] Yeah, go for it.
- I have pretty good intimidation.
All right, it's plus nine to this.
- Yeah, we'll call it a DC 25.
- Ooh.
- Hey baby, that's 26.
- Hell yeah,
That's 26, honey!
- Pete, what do you say to these loyalists
anti-dream Concrete Fist
monks that are left here?
- Okay, so I'm currently attached
by an umbilical cord to Sofia
and her dead husband is back
and we're all just kind of glowing.
- And you have a feather beard.
- And I have a feather beard.
I think I'd twist my
feather beard and be like,
you all have been chosen
to join the right side.
(all laughing)
- Both of these last monks
collapse to their knees,
one of them in front of Dale and Sofia,
another one in front
of Ricky and Alejandro.
- Come, come into the fold.
- They listen to feather-beard Merlin.
They don't know why, but they do.
(Sofia laughing at Ally Featherbeardsley)
- I was born in the magic, formed by it.
- You guys come out of initiative.
You have saved Gramercy.
Esther, (buzzes lips) undoes
the damage (buzzes lips),
slows down the umbral engine,
500,
400,
150%
(*zzzzaps*)
And doesn't seem to be able
to move it lower than that.
She reaches into the machine,
yanks a literal like arcane
USB drive out of the machine,
that says Gladiator
Industries on the side,
crushes it in her hand.
Kingston, you remember
finding a subway entrance
for the Central Park North Station.
You found it up in Harlem.
It is waiting for you there.
- Great.
- I know - Dale, holy sh*t.
- Kingston, hi, everyone.
I'm, wait you see he goes,
Rick, oh my God, buddy.
Gives you a big, he's like, hey man,
he's like, he goes like,
hey ah, ah.
Esther says, congratulations, dad.
(Brennan laughing)
- I know, I guess I'm a bat dad now.
- Hey, there you go, oh my God.
- Not to mention, Kingston
is also expecting.
- It's a dragon so it's not similar.
No one had to pee on candy for me,
but I will have,
we already talked - me
and Sof, we talk about it.
We're gonna be doing play dates.
Your angel child, my dragon child,
and I guess Ricky's,
whatever we assume is
a near perfect child,
though it is human.
Well, it's gonna be a regular trio.
Anyway, I found the horde,
I think with the egg,
but the umbra kept me from realizing it,
it's on the North side of Central Park.
I don't know what needs to be done here
but when we are ready to go,
it's there waiting for us.
- Hell yeah.
You guys look around.
Kingston, Alejandro is
still around, he's hurt.
You guys rescued Esther,
Esther's got the staff
of sorrow, she's like,
okay, let's do this.
She looks and says, Sofia,
you're pregnant too?
- Oh yeah.
- I forgot y'all never linked up ago.
- Downtime, I'm f*cking pregnant
with a f*cking angel baby.
It's the whole reason
I f*cking freaked out
had to get Dale back.
- I was freaking out.
I was late and I didn't say anything.
I was like, 'cause I don't know because
Kugrash broke the curse on my family,
but I wasn't sure if he
only broke it on just me
and I started freaking out
because I thought is
my child gonna go back
to like my grandma and
become the fury of despair?
It's crazy to have a child
in the Unsleeping City.
I'm like very nervous about it.
- I bet it's crazy in the real world too.
I really do.
- She's like who would know?
So you guys now are rocking
with three generations of
Gramercy wizards right now.
You've got angel Alejandro,
Esther, and young JJ,
who wasn't hurt it all,
but is like, woooo!
You guys all can tell JJ
just double leveled up.
He like, he's set so-
he's like a, being around you guys
is so crazy for him XP-wise.
- We're just power leveling JJ.
- What's up dude, we got you.
We're gonna farm you out JJ.
- Just f*cking grinding, JJ.
- Incredible, and you
also see Cody with this,
the questing blade is this
incredible black infernal
like demon rune-covered thing.
Does anyone have any status effects left
over from the battle?
- Moi.
- I'll heal that up.
- So if someone wants to drop
five hit points of a lay on hands would...
- Oh, I can do that, yeah.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Esther looks and says, okay.
She's like,
those Gramercy traitors
got the jump on me.
So I got sealed away
in a pocket dimension.
So I haven't been injured,
I have all my spells minus,
a haste and a polymorph but,
do we need to go right now?
Things are far from okay.
We stopped Gladiator's
program on the umbral engine,
but they've still pushed
more raw umbra into the city
than there has ever been before.
If we're worried at all about
what can happen with this
much raw umbra in this city,
we need to move now.
- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- Let's go.
- Cool.
I'm going to open Google maps
to see how long a normal transit from-
- Yeah, I'm curious
if I could get a short
rest while we do this.
- Yes, I would also love
to have a short rest.
- Yeah.
- Let me go ahead.
You guys can absolutely take a short rest.
That may mean that
certain spell effects end,
I would ask you guys to check your,
check whatever spells
you guys have to see-
- Yeah, I don't think
I have anything on me.
- I will, Alejandro might leave.
I have Alejandro for an hour
and I have true sight for an hour.
- Okay, so in that case,
I think if you guys want
to take the short rest,
it's a six heroes or the other.
So you can either head
there with Alejandro
and Kingston having true sight,
or you can head there with the short rest,
which gives you a lot of bonus,
people read, like, I think that's bardic
and ki points, and people would be able
to roll hit dice and sh*t like that.
- I mean, we can split up
and I would go with you,
Kingston and Alejandro.
- Well, I think if we need Alejandro
I think we prefer to have everyone.
So we'll take the long way.
Alejandro, thank you for your service.
You will be called on again.
- Alejandro looks at you and says,
listen, it is an honor
to fight alongside you.
And you see he gives JJ
and Esther a big hug.
Esther's fully crying, seeing Alejandro.
It's like this is crazy--
You guys have so much
shared history together.
It's so emotional here
and you guys are going into
a new chapter of your life.
There's gonna be like kids,
little junior champions of
New York City running around.
Esther weeps into Alejandro's shoulder.
Alejandro is like, looks at you and says,
and goes, I am going
to return to paradise,
but for the rest of the
time that I am here,
let's see if we cannot set
things right here at Gramercy.
And Alejandro walks up
and begins working his
angelic wizard magic
on the umbral engine
and begins to pinpoint on a perfect map
of arcane New York City,
every single Gladiator
machine in the city.
Pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum!
He's like, I'll make sure to save it
before I return to
paradise, (blows a kiss)
good luck!
And you see, he walks
over to you Kingston,
gives you a kiss on the cheek,
and puts his hand on the egg
in this like messenger bag
at your side and he goes,
know this child of Kingston
Brown and Liz Herrera.
My name is Alejandro Ortiz.
I am in your debt.
You need only say my name three times
and I shall appear.
His eye goes gold,
he smiles, goes back to work.
You guys grab the long scenic bus.
So I'm gonna need all you just,
go ahead and do your short rest stuff.
Roll, whatever hit dice you're gonna roll.
- Can you roll the
maximum of your hit dice
if you choose to, it just means that next,
if you took on another short rest
you wouldn't have any left?
- Yes, correct.
- Cool, okay, I did that.
- Cool.
- I just wanted to make
sure that was right.
- Yes, yes, yes, absolutely.
Is everybody back up
at full hit point wise?
- I'm at 996.
- No.
- All right, let's go ahead and boogie,
you guys are, I know you guys
are all doing your short rest.
I trust you guys to do that.
The main things that have
refreshed on a short rest
are Sofia's ki points, right?
- And my hex blade, and my warlock spells.
- And your warlocks spells.
Hell yeah, so Sofia's-
- And my hex blade curse.
I'm fully back at normal
except for hit points.
- Pete, I know that our big spell casters,
have cast a lot of their
spells, including our paladins.
But I think also bardic
inspiration comes back to Rowan.
- My bardic is back.
I still have a couple big spells.
- Cool.
Awesome.
Guys, you rush North in New York
- Immediately.
- Battle to battle.
- You think we're done, we're not done.
We're not done.
- My friends, I will protect you.
I do well with short rests.
- Though we have to
play so smart now, f*ck!
(all laughing)
- There's gonna be another
one after this which says-
- Yeah, that one felt like
the final battle, didn't it?
Now, so,
all of you head North.
Kingston your bus pulls right up and-
- Oh, on a short rest.
I did have a level of exhaustion.
Does a short rest fix that?
- Oh yeah same.
- No, exhaustion is long
rest, I'm pretty sure.
- Okay, all right.
But that doesn't affect attack rolls
it's just ability checks.
- That is correct.
Let me go ahead actually,
and just double-check all of that.
Yeah, this is conditions.
- Oh, also everyone's,
I think on a short rest
you can use the time piece
again for the next fight.
I'm pretty sure that using it
and taking a level of
exhaustion recharges them too,
on a short rest.
- I give Cody has watch back.
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
- Okay, then I'm up there-
- I stole it.
- I used all my-
(overlapping chatter)
- I steal stuff all the time.
I stole this Big Gulp.
- Stealing is cool.
- Stealing is pretty rad.
- Stealing, I mean, only
from people who deserve it.
- I've recently learned that.
- Yeah, so it's only long rest.
So Kingston, Sofia, and I believe Rowan,
all have one level of exhaustion,
which is gonna be disadvantage
on ability checks.
- Ability checks.
- Okay.
- But do we have a lesser
restoration person in the group?
- But they might wanna,
people might wanna save,
it's only ability checks,
if anyone needs it, may
be it would be Kingston,
'cause he might have to do ability checks.
- I didn't have it stocked for today.
- I have it stocked
if people end up needing it I got you.
But for now-
- Kingston
what if you just dash
a little bit of your
detergent on yourself.
- We've actually used,
the detergent got used
up in the last fight.
The greater restorations on the warriors.
So we are going to,
so yeah, those are there,
just gonna double check something.
- That's why you don't casually
use a fourth level lighting bolt,
'cause you just never know.
You never know.
- You never know.
- God what was I THINKING?
- This is why you don't stack
smites every single attack.
- Oh sh*t!
The Gotham time pieces
are once on a short rest.
- Short rest, yeah,
that's what I'm saying,
so we will have that again, right?
- You had that ability,
but that second level-
- Speed is halved.
- Yeah, that second level of
exhaustion gets rough for sure.
You guys are a bunch of tired New Yorkers,
you've been using New
York minute time magic
to make yourself accomplish more,
you're really feeling the hustle today.
- Yeah, could we get a chopped cheese
and a regular coffee on the way.
- Oh, that sounds so good.
Jamaican beef Patty.
- Hey, 10 out of 10 times, I would but...
- Actually, you know what I'm gonna say,
as you guys are running
La Gran Gata runs up
with a bunch of bags of chopped cheeses
and regular coffees
from the nearest bodega
from Cosmos bodega and went,
I know that you are going
in to bring back the dragon
of New York City so please help yourself.
Normally an indulgence
to stop and get lunch,
but you'll need to eat
or you will not be able to
fight to your greatest ability.
- La Gran Gata, did you get
any jalapeno kettle chips?
- Oh, you want the jalapeno kettle chips,
I got the jalapeno kettle chips.
- Just with the chopped
cheese, it's so good.
- I also know some people
are trying to be healthy,
so I got some of that
balsamic roasted almonds.
- I'll take one of those.
- Oh great, oh great, yeah.
- I'll do the jalapeno chips.
- You put the chips in the sandwich,
you get a little bit of a crunch.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Me and Pete had popcorn for
lunch and dinner last night,
so I'm super hungry.
- Me too, I'm f*cking
starving dude, I'm so hungry.
- You see that La Gran
Gata jumps up and is,
looks and goes,
I will be watching over you
and my champion Sofia Lee.
- As we're going up there,
I would like to cast a six
level motivational speech.
- Holy sh*t!
- I'm gonna stand up
and do the full once more
unto the breach, dear friends,
at the front of the bus.
So everybody gains
20 temporary hit points.
- [Cody] Nice.
- And there's also other stuff as well.
- Is this like a bardic hero's piece?
- Yes, for the duration,
the affected creature gains
20 temporary hit points
and has advantage on wisdom saving throws.
- Seems good.
- If an affected creature
is hit by an attack,
it has advantage on the
next attack roll it makes.
So if you get hit, you
then have advantage.
- Wow.
- Holy. sh*t!
- And then once you lose
all those temp hit points,
those extra effects go
away, but you have some
get hit but lightly.
- Great, and then I'm gonna
throw a first level cure wounds
into Sofie's sweater.
- Oh, thank you.
I'll also just for the heck of it,
cast pass without trace on all of us.
- Cool.
- In case we wanna sneak
in and stuff like that.
- Great.
- Yeah.
- I guess I'll do another
see invisibility on myself
since it's at-will.
- Incredible, incredible,
this is all so awesome.
- Jump on myself as well.
- Okay, so.
Oh, slowly exposing-
- Yes, you guys approach,
you're like housing, these
chopped cheeses and coffee
as you're walking.
- Dude, we haven't eaten in so long?
- I know,
oh my God, this is insane.
- Just now realizing dude.
- f*ck dude!
(overlapping chatter)
- Aren't we like supposed to avoid cheese
or something like that?
(overlapping chatter)
- It's not real cheese.
- I talked to my mom and she said that
she didn't avoid any of that
stuff when she was having me.
And I don't think that's like-
- Cool, all right, I scarf some.
- Yeah, you see that...
Yeah, all of you on the
bus have this intense...
You're all like, okay
here's the next thing.
We're going, we're going,
we're going, we're going.
But also just on a bus
covered in blood, like - HOOO!
As Rowan's giving this incredible speech.
Rowan you have concentration,
any other active concentrations right now?
- It's actually not a concentration.
- Whoa, that's quite good.
Cool.
- That's so sick.
- Dale's gonna throw a lower level,
so it's plus two to attack
and damage on Sofie.
- Oh my God. (Sofie laughing)
I mean, everyone should get married.
(all laugh)
I look at Ricky when I say it.
(all laughing)
- Ricky just nods like, cool.
- Cool, cool, cool, cool.
- One more, I'll throw
a bless on the fighters.
So Sofie, Cody and Ricky.
- And Pete.
- Hell yeah.
- Pete, all right, you eat popcorn.
You eat popcorn as a meal, all right,
you should be scrapping.
- Cool, I'm gonna need everybody here.
So you guys have your spells active,
you're feeling good.
you're going into it again.
Go ahead everybody and
roll initiative for me.
- Oh boy.
- Oh and I have
advantage on initiative now.
- Yes you do.
- 25.
- God, I rolled well,
it's like, I just needed Dale back
Um, 23.
- Good Lord.
- 15.
- I got a 12 for my initiative.
- What is Cody's?
- Also a 12.
- Kingston.
- Eight.
- And Rowan?
- 25
- 25, Kingston as you're headed here.
Let me ask, is there anything
that you text or say to Liz
on your way here?
- Hey, pick up a bottle of champagne.
I think we're gonna have
to celebrate tonight.
(laughter)
- I f*cking love it.
Rowan you got a 25 initiative?
- Yeah, I did.
- Okay, everyone go ahead
and head to the board,
you all there on Roll20?
- Wow!
- This is not like the other encounter
that we had in darkness,
this is currently in explorer mode.
You guys get to a,
this is a couple blocks away
from the 110th Street Central Park North.
This is just a
Central Park North subway station.
And you guys begin to
descend down the steps.
Kingston, as you walk lower and lower,
you begin to recognize this thing
of a hidden secret subway stop.
You guys get down and see the floor
littered with subway tokens.
Many of you probably are not even,
some of you might not even
remember subway tokens,
or were not in the city
when there were subway tokens being used.
But you all walk down
and feel the presence, number one,
of powerful ancient magic.
And Kingston, you feel the egg
humming with power and energy.
- Uh, we're close y'all, real close.
And you also feel roiling raw umbra
all throughout the neighborhood
on your approach here.
So there are no combatants.
You guys, we're gonna go in initiative,
because we are existing in physical space,
but there is no combat right now,
this is actually just exploration.
So go ahead.
I would recommend moving
your pieces sort of like
in smaller increments, to
discover as much area as possible,
but we're gonna go through the initiative.
Rowan, you are first to act.
- Smaller increments like?
- Yeah like two ten-
- I think if you click your icon
and then you move like the directional pad
you can inch and that might be good
in case anything pops out or anything.
- I feel like, that's my
full movement right there.
So I might as well take a-
- A double?
- A double movement.
- Yeah, go for it.
There's no combat happening right now.
This is just...
All this, is an exploration encounter.
You guys are exploring this map right now.
- There's a room to the left.
Oh, and there's train tracks.
Oh, we're on a subway, oh, of course.
- Amazing.
- All right.
- I will say...
- Nothing else I see down here
- I'll actually say,
just to speed us along.
Everyone else, go ahead and
inch your way into the room with Rowan.
Yeah, you guys all begin
to step further and further into the space
and see huge mounds of subway tokens,
glittering treasures, and
the steps leading down into,
the steps leading down
towards that subway.
And I'm gonna say, just to
keep us moving along time-wise,
until you guys want to like split up
or investigate something or cast spells,
we can just sort of do a group movement.
So if you guys want go ahead and-
- Can we all be stealthing too?
- Yes, absolutely.
Go ahead and give me
a group stealth check.
You all have pass without trace remember.
- Oh, but we have disadvantage on-
- Ability checks, yep.
- Yeah, all right.
- I just have-
- Some of us, I think.
- I still rolled well.
- 15.
- What does the pass give us?
- I have disadvantage
'cause my good looks.
- 21.
- Oh yes. (Rowan laughing)
You're too handsome to stealth.
- I got a 32, even with disadvantage.
- What does pass give us?
- It gives plus 10.
- Okay, great.
- I got an 18.
- I got 21.
- 14.
- 15.
- Incredible.
- Kingston, do you think
you could benefit from an,
do you think you could benefit
from an unseen servant?
- Oh, not yet, maybe soon.
- Okay.
- I'll let you know.
- Let me know if you need someone else,
like an extra helper.
(overlapping chatter)
- Do you need like a mani-pedi or like...
(laughter)
- Incredible.
Go ahead everyone and inch down now
to the subway platform.
- [Sofia] Okay.
- [Kingston] This is honestly fun.
- This is fun.
- Yeah, we,
this is our first time we've
gotten to do an exploration,
but it's like a video game.
- [Kingston] We're the audience.
- [Sofia] Whoa!
- [Ricky] Whoa, I see
something down there.
Or to either side.
Ooh, we got a fork and a road.
- [Rowan] Yeah, there's like
tunnels on either side, oh!
- [Ricky] Can I cast divine sense?
- [ Brennan] Yes, go for it.
- Okay, I cast it.
- You guys pause on a subway line
that doesn't run with any trains
any of you are aware of.
- You can sense anything
affected by the hallow spell
I don't know if that's...
- Oh, this place is hallowed beyond.
And you're feeling...
You cast divine sense, Ricky,
and feel power coursing from this place.
You sense a really powerful
primeval dragon presence from within here.
- A dragon presence.
- But like an ancient one.
More like dragon tracks,
the presence of where a dragon used to be.
And Kingston's egg is glowing.
But you do also get a sort of creeping
distant divine sense of something
menacing or threatening.
But you're on the subway platform.
- [Sofia] Yeah, I mean, so
we have two different places
that we could go down.
The question is, are we gonna split up
or are we gonna go in one direction?
- Can I message the egg?
The being inside the egg?
- Sure, you can message the egg.
- Okay, I'll message and say,
hello dear, which way do you want to go?
- Rowan, you message something,
and you see, there is like
a sleeping thing in the egg
that looks like a sweet little human baby
that is just-
- Kingston's baby is gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
- Oh God, don't, you get me too excited.
- The dragon doesn't message
anything back to you,
it looks like this thing's power
is completely ambient and inborn,
it's very sorcerous, it's very like,
its mere presence is the thing.
But in terms of its mind,
is this sweet little baby.
It don't know what it's up to.
- Guys, should we split up?
- I think we should split up.
- Let's cover more ground.
- All right, if Kingston,
right now, we are all here for Kingston.
- Okay.
- We're at the f*cking
maternity ward with Kingston.
- You all know I don't like
to be the center of attention.
Everyone's allowed to
do what they would like.
- Then stop being so good at it.
- Okay.
- Ricky, do you have Ox back?
You would have had time.
- I don't
'cause I don't have a
second level spell slot
for find steed.
- Cool, you guys continue
through here together.
If you're gonna split up,
go ahead and split up.
- Okay, well I'm feeling fresh.
I can really try to help defend people.
So the question is where do
you think that you need that?
- Should we split it up the healing?
I feel like-
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
I've got a cure wounds on
my jacket from Kingston.
- I have some heals left.
- But should I be with the egg though,
because I have to use
the power of Kugrash.
- Oh yes you should be, you should be.
- Maybe Kingston, Ricky, Sofie-
- Baby squad?
- Baby squad.
- Baby squad,
and then me and Rowan and-
- Baby squad
and then daddy squad over this way
for Rowan, Pete, and Cody.
(Sofia laughing)
- Cool.
- It's pretty like-
- Literally all eggs in one basket though.
Losing mommy squad would be awful.
- If you all-
- That would be pretty bad.
- If you all wanted,
I could also try to just,
because I have such crazy movement,
I try to jump ahead,
stealth ahead to see
what's down one of them
to see if we get a lead.
Like I could burn some
ki points to do that.
- I think there's no
reason to waste them yet.
Why don't we just split up and yeah.
It's good to also I feel like
you and I being split up is good
because I've got the moped
and you're super fast.
- Okay, cool.
- So we can double back.
- Yeah, exactly, we can
double back if need be.
- [Ricky] I'll go right..
- [Kingston] Okay, but is that baby squad?
- Baby squad.
- Baby squad.
- Daddy squad is going left.
- Daddy squad is going left.
(laughter)
- There's something
about us moving like this
that is very funny.
(laughter)
Just like slowly...
- [Brennan] Okay, you guys split up.
- [ Sofia] I think Dale is
coming with me personally.
- [Rowan] Oh yeah, why is Dale going...?
- [Sofia] I snagged him.
(Sofia laughing)
- [Rowan] We'll take JJ then.
- [Kingston] Yeah, y'all can have JJ.
- [Rowan] JJ is definitely a daddy squad.
And we're definitely not the kids,
We're definitely the daddy squad.
(Sofia laughing)
- You guys go ahead and start inching,
so I'll say the group with Rowan
and it has first initiative,
so Rowan's group start inching
towards the tunnel that you're headed to.
- [Rowan] Cool.
- [Brennan] And after they go
let's have the other group go
and head to your tunnel opening as well.
(all gasping in awe)
- [Sofia] What is that?
- Hell yes.
You guys move in.
What you see before you
- Rowan, Cody, Pete, JJ,
all of you see an ancient automat.
You see sandwiches,
cakes, pies, beverages.
There are giant rune-covered
revolutionary cannon in each corner,
and if you'll direct
your attention down here
you'll see a giant golden boombox.
If you recall this automat
from the very first scene of this season,
others see a giant rotunda
with a growing tree
where the leaves are made of street signs
of all the old names of
streets in New York City.
And,
cool.
You guys can continue to move past this.
You guys see an exit of the automat
across next to the beverages area,
and the rest of you in the rotunda,
you guys see two other exits.
- I wanna do some stuff in here.
- Cool, what do you wanna do?
- I wanna do an investigation
or a perception,
I guess perception check on this boombox
to see if I can turn it on
to see if that will, or if
turning it on will help us out.
- Oh actually Rowan this is a boombox,
this is a piece of artistic gears.
I'm gonna say this is a performance check.
- Hell yeah.
So I'll roll that flat,
'cause I have advantage on performance
and I have a plus 13.
(Brennan laughing)
So yeah, I got a 24.
- Ooh, baby, this boombox
is a boombox that plays
the greatest songs and beats and tracks
ever written or recorded in New York City.
You sense, absolutely if you
were to hit play on this,
anyone in the room would get continual
bardic inspiration dice
while they were in the room.
- Oh, you know, I smash that play.
- Incredible, you hit play...
(Brennan beatboxes)
This incredible thumping bass
comes on with a little hint.
It's some incredible
like late eighties, early
nineties, hip hop track,
with some kind of like
Gershwin piano over it.
And like Duke Ellington
trumpet solo in the back
(beatboxing)
Every single person in that room
gets a D6 bardic inspiration.
- Cool.
- Dude, you are gonna walk over there?
- Yeah, can I pop over there?
- Yeah,
actually I already have a bardic.
- I already have a bardic as well.
- But you guys can definitely
go walk over there.
- Is this a door way?
- And let I want a slice of that dang pie.
- Well, I was gonna say, can
I walk up to the pie thing
and open up the thing
and try to talk to the Dutch woman?
- Yeah, sure Pete, you can do that.
- I'd be like, hello.
- Yeah cool you, but,
you see this dutch woman turns
still hanging up laundry,
like 30 years later, she
looks at you and says in Dutch
she's like, the head has appeared
to the meadow once again.
There's a boy's head in the meadow!
- Yeah, hello.
- What are you doing here?
- Yeah, I am a with my friends.
- How did you break your head?
You poke your head out a little bit
and see that you are
coming out of an extradimensional window
in just a field near a farm.
So there's no like, she
can't see your body or legs
'cause she's just seeing the
space of the automat window.
And she goes, what is wrong,
you have no legs or body.
- No I'm fine, I'm--
yeah, New York City?
- What is New York City?
- Yeah, New York City, anyway-
- No, you're in New Amsterdam!
- Tot ziens!
(while laughing)
- I just...I run.
- I run.
- You run.
She yells you're in New
Amsterdam, you flee-
- Do you still have the feather beard?
- Still have the feather beard.
Cool.
Siobhan, you said that
Rowan bought a slice of
pie from the automat?
- Yeah, I'm gonna buy
a g*dd*mn slice of pie.
- Rowan's been in Faerie for years.
- Please roll a D6 for me.
- A three.
- You get three temporary hit points.
- Hell yeah.
- Hey, cool.
- Get in here, get in this pie.
It's so good.
- I'm actually good.
- I definitely have a bite of that pie
- You already gave us
20 temporary hit points.
So, I can stick with that.
- Your temporary hit points-
- Oh you can't stack.
- You can't stack.
- I didn't get any temporary hit points
so I will take those three.
- I'm actually super full
from having non-popcorn food,
that was nuts.
- Cool, can you guys...
- Dude that was crazy.
- So you guys find these
two rooms, but you guys,
there's another tunnel
coming out of the rotunda
with the street tree and you guys
can go down into those-
- Can I?
- Yeah.
- Yeah,
I wanna just inspect
this street tree to see,
it's so strange, and I just am curious
if there's anything about it.
- Oh, give me either a
perception or investigation.
- And I will do it with disadvantage
because of exhaustion.
- I'll give
Sofia to help action to flatten that out.
- You're both so exhausted.
- Oh, hey!
- I got a 21.
- Hell yeah.
- I got a dirty 20.
- Hell yeah, you guys both
start looking at the tree
and you see that the street
signs sort of flicker
in like a wind blowing
as though the tree were
blowing in the wind
at the presence of the egg being here.
- Do they point in a
direction or anything?
- Yes, they point deeper in
through the tunnel in between
the rotunda and the automat,
deeper, deeper in.
Also, let's go ahead,
each of you, you guys
each rolled a 20, right?
Ricky and Sofia?
- Yeah I got a 21.
- I rolled dirty-
- Ricky and Sofia, the tree
reaches down two branches to you
and you see two little pieces of fruit
appear to just Ricky and Sofia.
- I'm gonna
put it in my pocket.
- Are you sure we go for it
Ricky?
I'm gonna, can I do like an insight check?
- Yeah, give me the insight check.
- You know what, I'm gonna
f*cking use my bardic on this.
- Okay.
- Oh, okay, my insight is an 18.
- Everything you've seen
here in the dragon's cavern
has felt pretty great to you
and you see, these are
two juicy, big apples.
- I almost wanna take a bite,
'cause if it like restores spell slots,
I wanna give it to someone else.
- Cool.
- So I'm gonna take a little
nibble and see if I like,
if it feels like selfish for me to eat it.
- This doesn't feel like it's
related to spell slots at all,
but it feels good, it's tasty.
- All right, I eat it.
- Cool.
- Well you know, maybe I don't.
it might be a healing thing.
I'm gonna pocket it as well.
Thank you very much.
- Same.
- You guys both pocket those
apples from the street tree.
(laughter)
- Street tree apples.
- Street apples.
- I hope you wipe them down first.
- You guys continue,
let me know what tunnels you're
going down to go deeper in.
- I'll go to the right.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
We can keep poking.
- Maybe let's split up the same way again.
- Egg baby squad.
- Can I make a perception
check on the way we came from?
Just 'cause I'm worried
what is coming after us.
- Yeah, give me a perception check, Ricky.
- That's a 21 plus-
- Ricky, on a 21, you don't
perceive anything in particular,
but you don't get a great feeling about
looking back in that direction.
- Oh no.
- Okay.
- You guys continue down on-
- In that case, I might hold up the rear.
I've been going first
'cause I wanna be able to protect you guys
but I think I'm gonna
go behind you.
- No, no, no, you're pregnant,
you can't get taken by Null.
- Ah, my baby's invincible, thank you.
(Brennan laughing)
Oh yeah Dale, I didn't tell you
I went to Lugash and our
baby's f*cking invincible.
- Ah, cool, what's
gonna happen now is this
everyone, if there's anyone
that wants to stay behind
you are welcome to do so.
For the others, we're
gonna go ahead and move you
to another part of the map, a new page.
Is anyone staying behind?
- Staying behind I think
is a death sentence.
- Or is it a way to
hang-- to keep Null off?
- But the dragon is a
way to keep Null off.
- I think there might be a comp...
I feel like we should keep going
and then maybe we can come back.
- Okay, we can come back if we need to.
- Yeah, you got that crazy movement.
- Yeah, that's true,
I can always run back.
- This makes me feel very uneasy.
- [Brennan] Yeah, you guys are starting
to get an uneasy feeling.
This place is cool.
- I think I know what this is.
- [Ricky] I think I know what this is.
- [Pete] Can I do a
perception check Brennan?
As Pete with my like danger sense?
- [Brennan] What's that, sorry.
- Can I do a perception check as Pete?
- Yeah, do give me a perception check.
- Do you have danger sense or...
- No, is that a real thing?
- That's a Barbarian thing.
- Oh, I didn't even know that was a thing.
It's a 15 - plus dangerous
sense, so that's a 15.
- Ice feast.
- Ice feast.
- Ice feast.
- Okay, you guys begin to inch in,
this is like a giant burlesque,
you see there's like Hippodrome, Houdini,
all these shows and places in New York
from all kind of time that
had different decorations
and, different decorations...you know,
the showbiz culture of
New York in this place.
- I push up for the front.
(Brennan laughing)
- What'd you say?
- I said, I pushed to the front.
- The smell of the-
- Misty's still in there.
- [Rowan] Ooh, look at that.
- [Brennan] Awesome.
- [Cody] Oh, here we are, wow.
- This is whoa, this is rad.
- In front of the board,
I'm gonna roll a D20 here.
You guys don't want a one through five.
- Okay, hmm.
- 12, cool.
- That's a 12.
That's none of those things.
- Cool, everyone go ahead
and inch into the burlesque.
- Can I pick up 10 of these subway tokens?
- Yeah, for sure.
- I just want a handful of them.
- Awesome.
- Hey, be careful with those-
- Those might be part of the hoard.
- Exactly, and you can get dragon madness.
I'm not gonna take them out,
I just want to make sure that I-
- Awesome.
All of you move deeper,
so there's a passageway coming out
going to the right and there's
one to the left as well.
- Ah, the one going to the left,
if you're standing on the stage,
looking out at the audience,
the one going to the left
is where we just came from.
- No, we came from the top, didn't we?
- You guys came from the top, but we came,
the baby squad came from the left.
- We came from the
right or not, my screen.
- Yeah you came from the right.
- Oh, I'm saying left if you
were standing on the stage
looking out-
- Oh, stage left.
- This is, where I'm
standing is the only like-
- Stage left?
- So sorry, Rowan's rubbing off on me.
I rented that bootleg of Kinky Boots
and I'm just really feeling theatrical.
- Rowan hasn't been on
stage for three years
and is like excited to be there again
and can't help like maybe
just doing one little, like
♪ Everything's coming up Rowan ♪
♪ For me and for you ♪
- I sit and politely watch.
- I applaud.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Go ahead and inch your
pieces down the hallway.
Or wait there might be a door there,
which is if you can't see past it.
- Yeah there's a door there.
- But you guys can just go
ahead and start inching left,
go for it.
(soft music)
You walk into this next room.
(all gasping in awe)
- Who's in this cage?
- All of you see a,
if you guys zoom in on that cage,
you guys see there is a giant tiger
wearing a top hat with a Shamrock in it
who has just a small
collar around his neck,
but it's the only piece of
clothing other than the hat
that he's wearing, smoking a cigar,
in this giant bank vault,
and you see huge bank
vault door next to it.
As you guys enter, the
tiger looks up and says,
Oh well, hello, hello, hello friends,
there hasn't been someone
in here in some time.
- Wait, a second.
- Go on sorry, keep going.
- Just, say there, friends,
Now, I don't suppose any of you
are members of the voting public, are you?
- Ah, yes.
- I am, yeah.
- Wonderful, wonderful, well, listen.
I seem to have gotten myself
into a bit of a pickle.
Gotten locked up in this cage.
I don't suppose any of you
would be open to the prospect
of helping me out of here, would you?
- What does that have to do with voting?
- No, what did you say?
- You said the voting public, who are you?
- Well, my friends call me Tammany,
you can call me Tam.
- I thought you might be.
- No, no-
- This is Tammany Hall.
This is like, represents,
what was the f*cking guy
in Tammany Hall?
- Boss Tweed.
- Boss Tweed.
This is f*cking Boss Tweed.
- What is that?
- What is that?
- Boss Tweed is a corrupt
politician from Tammany Hall.
I think it was sort of a name for,
Boss Tweed was just a corrupt politician.
- He says, corrupt politician,
corrupt politician,
I'm not a corrupt politician.
I represent my constituents as well-
- You know I'm pretty sure
they have a bar named
after you now in New York.
- They should have more
than one, shouldn't they?
- It's actually a pretty bad one too.
- Well, that's not my fault.
Tiger takes the cigar in
his mouth and his like,
in any case, you might notice
that I'm a very wealthy tiger,
if you'd only notice-
- I'm gonna hit Boss Tweed
with a sacred flame and keep moving.
(all laughing)
- Can I make an insight check
to see if he's evil or just weird.
- Do you still have divine sense up?
- Boss Tweed was a bad politician.
- Sorry, what?
- Do you still have divine
sense up from earlier?
- Yeah.
- He has a fiendish aura.
This is like something
that the old dragon of
Bleecker Street captured here.
Sofia is absolutely right.
The tiger was the symbol of Tammany Hall,
the most corrupt political instrument
that has ever existed in
New York City history.
He says, all right, well if any
of you would like to make a,
would make a dollar and
do well for yourself,
come by, I'd be happy to strike up a deal.
- Hey man, you can't smoke in here,
there's laws in New York
City you can't smoke
inside a public bank.
- Esther looks and says,
there's also several
pregnant people in here so.
(Sofia laughing)
- You're gonna have to put that out.
(Sofia laughing)
- I prestidigitation the cigar out.
- Tammany looks at you.
- Hey who put you...
- Who put you in this cage?
- Tammany looks at you-
- I kind of wanna know
who put you in this cage.
- Well, you know, it's interesting.
The old dragon of Bleecker Street
wanted to preserve me,
he didn't think that I should die.
So he kept bringing me back
and I kept running back out
into the city and you know,
doing business as usual.
And he said he really-
- 'Cause money and projects
keeps happening (laughing).
- No, no, no, but listen,
just because I've gotten
out a bunch of times before
doesn't mean you shouldn't be the one
to let me out this time.
- All right, I say, I'm like,
all right, I can let you out
but give us the code to this safe.
- Oh yes, there's a
terrible code on the safe.
There's no cracking it, no way, no how.
- I'm gonna try to open the safe.
(all laugh)
- It immediately opens.
Ricky, it opens right
away and he goes, wait!
- Let's keep moving.
- Incredible.
You guys leave Tammany and he's like,
I can make you all very wealthy!
- This dude has Bazathrax energy.
(all laugh)
- Bigtime Bazathrax energy.
- What does Bazathrax think of him?
- Bazathrax goes,
what the f*ck is going on out there dude,
that guy sounds awesome, let him out.
(all laughing)
- Shut up Bazathrax.
- He sounds like a cool dude.
Hey, I gotta talk to
you, you're my boss now,
can I get vacation time, what's the deal?
- Your whole f*cking life
is vacation time, Bazathrax,
just go back to smoking a bowl.
- Cody, give him maternity leave
if he needs it though.
- All right, f*ck.
You get a maternity leave
for all my friend's babies.
- Okay, he says, oh, you know what,
I'm pregnant too actually,
I need maternity leave.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna roll another
D20 in front of the board.
You guys don't want a one through 10.
- [Kingston] That's none of those things.
(all sigh with relief)
- Everybody go ahead and
inch your figures down
past through the vault door.
- Ooh!
- Wow!
- Wow, look at this.
- This is where I met him.
- I keep thinking this is it,
but this one really seems like it.
- [Rowan] It seems like it to me.
- [Sofia] Everything is so beautiful.
I keep thinking it must be.
- [Rowan] Ah, look at this.
- [Sofia] Ooh, look at that...
Is than an apple made out of
rubies or some kind of gem?
- Oh, like the CBGBs.
- It's CBGBs, the CBGB sign.
- Ally! All that research
didn't go to waste!
- Sofia, do you see that
glistening ruby apple?
If you had to describe
the size of that apple,
what would you describe it as?
- Big.
(buh-dum-tsssch)
(everyone laughing)
- So defeated.
- Wow, it's a huge apple.
Look at the huge apple, everyone.
- Amazing.
- f*cking huge a*s apple.
I get it.
- Do you actually wanna Scrooge
McDuck in all this money?
(all laugh)
- Rowan, I'm gonna let you
absolutely Scrooge McDuck
in all these subway tokens.
You effortlessly swim through them
and you guys see a CBGB sign.
The subway series between
the Yankees and the Dodgers.
You see the Ebbets Field sign.
You see this giant
glittering, ruby, apple.
Kingston, this is where you met
the dragon of Bleecker
Street all those years ago.
The egg is gleaming within your hand
as you look at the
Dragon's nest, it's hoard,
here's it's hoard.
- I look over at Ricky and I'm just like,
this is the spot, this is it.
- I'm gonna roll a D 20,
you guys don't want a one through 15.
- Oh, come on.
- That's another 11.
Everybody here make a
perception check for me.
- That is going to be a 28 for Sofia.
- A 30 for Kingston.
- Oh, I'm sorry not a 28.
I added it incorrectly, that's a 26.
- 25 for Ricky.
- Okay.
Who here beat a 20?
- I did.
- Mom squad.
- Mom squad beat a 20.
- Mom squad crushed a 20.
- So that's Ricky, Sofia
and Kingston, right?
Did Kingston beat a 30.
- I got a 30.
- Sofia and Ricky, you both perk up.
Something bad is going on.
You sense...
I think you both hear
like off in the distance,
so quiet.
Hi, I'm Sparty, I'm here to
give you everything you need.
And Kingston-
- I have been so desperate
to fight these f*ck.
- I hear that, and can I
tell what the AC is of-
(everyone laughs)
- Dale, you're an angel.
Do you know the AC on these f*ck?
- He says, beats me and no, I
don't think anyone ever knows.
Incredible.
I'm going to-
- We gotta slow them down.
- And Kingston on that 30,
On that 30, you hear,
♪ Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Bumm ♪
On that 30, I think you hear a,
you feel the presence of Null
manifesting in the physical world again.
- Ooh, Null's back y'all.
You guys hear that and that is going to be
Rowan, you are first to act.
- Oh, wow, yes, I forgot.
Do I
have any idea how close these guys are?
- I think your allies
are pointing them out.
I think they're closer than you think.
- I'm going to cast animate objects.
- Hell yes.
- So I think what I'm gonna
do is, since we're here,
would you say Brennan, that
this subway car counts as huge?
- [Brennan] That that
subway car counts is huge?
Yes, I would say that.
- Great, so I'll animate the subway car,
plus two of the tokens.
I guess the subway car
counts as eight out of 10,
and then I get two...
...small...
...guys.
- Incredible, I'm gonna
say that the small guys
are actually whirlwinds of tokens.
The two spinning dust devils
of subway tokens appear
on either side of Rowan, flanking you,
you guys see (*KWUHM!*),
that subway car turns on
and begins to lurch out of the coins.
- Great, and then I'd like
to turn to Ricky and say
Ricky, when's the new calendar coming?
We've all been waiting for it.
And I give him bardic inspiration.
- Yeah.
- Incredible.
Any movement?
Any movement from Rowan on that turn?
- I think I wanna move up to here
where it's like, it seems-
- [Brennan] A little bit...- cool.
- [Rowan] Like a solid ground
with a little bit of coverage.
- Faerie light begins to
pour out of the big apple.
And suffuse you with power and energy
as you take up your station to,
as the the queen of Faerie should,
oversee the birth of a
new dragon of New York.
Incredible turn Rowan.
Do your animated objects
go on your initiative
or do they roll on their own?
- I'm just checking, sorry.
It's such a long spell card.
- I know, why don't you check in with that
and get a full debrief of it
while we move to the next
in the initiative order.
Sofia, that's gonna be you.
- Okay, I'm going to first
use my forty-five movement
or I'm gonna start to move,
I need to get a lay of what's happening
on the other side of this door.
So I get the other side of this door,
let me see how much movement that was,
but let me know if I see anything
- You charge out, see
Tammany laughing and goes,
haha, here they come.
- Do I see anything in this room?
- You do not see anything in this room.
- Okay, then I'm gonna step of the wind
and can I carry Dale with me?
- No, I'm gonna say no.
- Okay, I just feel like
I absolutely would be able to
carry my husband, but okay.
And then I'm looking
down through this hall.
- Awesome, you see everything
that Sofia would see in that hall.
Also, let me just double
check with Carlos too.
Carlos, let's go ahead and
keep hidden things hidden,
but also let's turn off dynamic lighting
now that the whole
space has been explored.
Sofia, you look into the next room.
You see drones moving in the burlesque
and you also see (*BWZZZMM!*),
a crackling spirit with hands
and head made of static.
So there's some fully,
Null has been able to
fully possess people.
Sofia, that's what you
see on your movement.
- So what I'm gonna do
is I'm going to now,
since that was just, I used my
bonus action for a movement,
I'm now going to cast darkness
right on this hallway.
- Hell yes, awesome.
That's 15 foot radius.
- Yeah, 15 foot radius.
Or maybe I'll do it right here.
You know what, yeah,
I'm gonna do it right f*cking here
because I can see in the dark.
So they'll all be running in,
they won't see me.
Maybe I can get opportunity
attacks on them.
So it'll be right
at the mouth of this hall.
- You fill the hall with
darkness, (*BWWOOOM!*).
Sofia that's your turn.
- And then I'm crouching there
waiting to try to get
an opportunity attack.
- Incredible.
That is f*cking great.
Okay.
Anything Siobhan
that we should know about
the animated objects?
- It doesn't say on here,
I've been trying to find a thing that says
whose initiative it goes on.
It does tell me their dex
so I could roll initiative for them.
- I think let's say they go on your turn.
I think that's the easiest.
- Can I then have them,
can I have the train move
to this entrance hall,
so it's mostly blocking it?
- Oh, to the entrance hall,
yes, you can have the train post up,
like waiting by the vault door basically
and blocking it, absolutely.
(buzzing lips) train moves in the way.
Sofia,
awesome.
Sofia, you set up your little trap
and I'm gonna tell you how
many fish you catch, hold on.
(Sofia laughing)
Incredible.
Holy sh*t.
What, great terrain management.
Sofia (buzzing lips),
static-ing in through the walls,
right in the entranceway
one, and then two,
of these corporate spirits (buzzing lips).
Flash in.
They're within the darkness
and you see clearly
from how they're moving
they have dark vision
- But that doesn't work in darkness.
- And you see how truly confused they look
at the deeper darkness waiting
for them (buzzing lips)
as they-
- Did any of them appear
within five feet of me?
- Ah yes, one of them did.
- Oh wait,
oh, they would have to move out
of it to get an opportunity.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Pete, that's gonna be you.
- Okay.
I am going to full dash
to right there,
and then prepare a bonus action
with my, you know,
you know what I'm saying?
Oh, with my quicken spell.
- Hell yeah.
What spell are you preparing?
- I think I'm preparing
dispel evil and good.
- Dope as hell, very, very cool.
You prepare it,
you're just gonna cast it
on the first thing you see?
- Yeah, I'm going to try
to get whoever's come...
I saw Sofia disappear
it seems like stuff is
coming in towards us so...
- Cool, yup, yup, yup, gotcha.
Okay.
That is Pete's turn,
you have that readied.
Kingston, you feel something
move from the staircase
to the subway platform.
- Yeah, all right.
Well, Ricky, let's get
to work on this ritual
and I'm like, yeah.
I don't think it's my turn, but...
- Cool.
Okay, it is not your turn but
you feel something moving.
That is going to be Esther.
Esther is going to
look up at you Ricky,
hit you with haste (soft buzz) and-
- Thanks.
- And is going to, she
says you got it, sweetie.
I'm gonna go help the frontline.
- But be careful.
- She's like, I got it.
- Your super powerful and awesome but...
I'm so excited to baby-proof the house.
(all laughing)
- Incredible, that's gonna be you Ricky.
- I guess it's time
to invoke
the Juicy c*ck,
the Spicy Pigeon, and the regular Unicorn.
- Hell yes, dude.
You invoke those three spirits.
Go ahead and give me a...
you know what, yeah, you're good, man.
- You (*BWWWZZZZOOOHHH*)
jump in, Ricky you invoke,
what does Ricky say as
he invokes those spirits?
(Ricky chuckles)
- Dear Juicy c*ck, and...
It was like praying like a child.
- Yes, I love it.
- Dear Juicy c*ck and
Perry the Spicy Pigeon,
sorry, Marty, the Juicy c*ck
and our Unicorn friend.
In the name of Kugrash,
I think we should all join
our bonds and hands together
to welcome a new baby into this world,
maybe a couple, I don't know.
We got a baby dragon over here
that is just itching to be born.
And I think we should
celebrate that, come celebrate.
Come on and celebrate
(all laughing)
- Ricky-
- You essentially sent out an e-vite.
- Yeah.
Ricky, you throw your arms wide,
say this such incredibly wholesome thing,
and appearing around you
in an expl*si*n of light,
Perry the Pigeon, Marty the c*ck,
and the Unicorn of the Cloisters.
(*BBBBZZZZZZOOOOOOHHHHHWWWW*)
Incredible.
Any bonus actions or
movement, you summoned them,
you know they have to do
something complicated now.
- But I can leave maybe?
- You can leave, you've done your part.
You summoned the champions of Kugrash
and are now good to go.
- I wanna run up to the darkness.
I feel a little like I wanna see
what the real horde is coming for us.
So I'm gonna take a, can I use my,
is that an action or
can I use a full dash?
- We'll call that
a bonus action, so you
can go movement and dash
and sprint past Esther.
Oh, you have haste too.
- Yeah, so that would be,
I have - gosh, what's my movement.
Sorry, 30, so 60, 90.
I can go 90.
'Cause I don't have Ox, unfortunately.
- Can I like be there,
like since I see people coming,
can I help my friends
through the darkness?
- Ricky, I don't know what your...
if your sp...
I can do 120 on the moped
if both of us can ride the moped.
I don't know if that helps you in any way.
- I would hop on if that's cool.
- Cool, I think Ricky, you
hop on the moped with Cody.
Wow, you guys have come a long way.
(Kingston laughing)
- Did you clean this?
- It looks nice, right?
- Yeah, wow.
- It hasn't gotten hit once.
A bunch of dudes were
kicking me in the head
and I protected my moped.
- Your whole face is like purple.
- Yes, it's completely purple.
Yeah I'm f*cked up though.
- You should invest in a helmet.
(laughter)
- [Cody] I'm gonna move
Cody to where I can get us.
I can get us to here,
a little lower than Sophie,
on just moped movement.
- Sorry Cody, it's not
your turn yet though.
- Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
I thought we had the same initiative.
- No, oh, you had the
same initiative as Ricky?
- Yeah, we both rolled a 12.
- Oh, sorry, then you do go here, man.
Sorry about that.
Yes, Cody, you do go.
(upbeat music)
- So it is my turn.
- Yes, absolutely, that's my mistake.
- So I think, go up on the moped,
and then I guess I'll just
sort out and wait for,
to see what comes out of the darkness
and attack the first dude I see.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- I'm gonna try to stun on a bunch of them
so there's like a wall of stunned robots
making it hard for them to come in.
- Oh my God!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- That's my goal.
- Hell yes.
- The drones all begin to
move towards the darkness.
(*light zapping noise*)
Hold on.
- Could I have asked the Pigeon,
the c*ck, and the Unicorn,
like do they have a guess,
or like as any sense of
how long this will take?
- It seems like it will
take them a little while.
You guys will have to hold
the line for a minute.
Okay, (buzzing lips).
More show up.
Or actually you guys can't see
anything past the darkness,
you don't know.
Actually in that case,
let me go ahead and...
Cool.
- Well, I see everything
'cause I have devil's-
- Oh, that's true, yes, yes, yes Sofia,
you do you see.
You see where they all are.
You see drones (buzzing lips)
running down the hallway towards you.
That is going to be Dale
who is going to join his darling wife
and summon his wife-guy aura, let's do it.
(all laughing)
- Wife-guy aura.
- Honestly, I feel like,
I feel like we should all be wife guys.
- We should ave all married Dale.
- I think that life-
- Or Esther, we could have
all married Dale or Esther.
We could have all done that.
We could have all
married Dale or Esther.
- I mean he has the aura
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
- I look around in the hoard for a ring.
- Incredible.
- And then just flick it
at Ricky.
- Kingston, that is you.
- Great, I look, I pull the egg out
and I look at the three totems and
so you guys, you'll
just take it from here?
- You see they look,
I think Kingston you...
Who has the seven artifacts,
who has the artifacts to
be returned to the hoard.
- I feel like Kingston
would have them, right?
- Yeah, makes sense.
- They're all in this messenger bag
that fits a dragon's egg.
I'm sure I also have a
man's leg and a baseball.
- I was like, I'm gonna hold
on to the piece of paper I got.
(all laugh)
- I for sure have the bouquet.
- Yeah, you see the totems go, um.
Perry goes, oh, okay, reporting for duty.
Marty goes, yeah we're
f*ck' ready, dude,
we're gonna put that magic
back in that dragon where we
got it from in the first place.
And you see that the Unicorn says
Kingston you take care of business,
we got your egg, okay.
(all laughing)
- Great, great.
Well, I plant the egg down on the hoard
then like pullout of the,
like dump all of the equipment there.
Kneel down, give it a kiss
and I'll f*cking head out.
- Hell yeah.
Go for it, dude.
- Great, wow take my...
- Yeah, I think I'm...
I'll take a full 60, let's
see there, that's, let's go.
- Hell yeah.
- Great, that'll get me.
It's like gonna get me right up here.
- Cool, hell yeah.
- Cool.
Standing next to this weird
talking or animated train car.
(growling)
- Incredible.
JJ,
I think
JJ, is looking at these three champions.
I think he's gonna post up
on top of the nest just to guard it
in case any shenanigans happen.
He's also extremely low on spells.
- [Rowan] Yeah, I'm not
doing great either on spells.
- [Brennan] JJ posts up there.
We go back to the top, that's Rowan.
- Do I get the impression that the totems
are gonna be rolling for stuff?
To get this dragon hatched?
- You do feel that they're
gonna be rolling for stuff
to get this dragon hatched.
- Great, in which case
I say to the Unicorn
darling it's so good to see
you out of the Cloisters,
I never see you anymore.
- Oh my God, Rowan Berry, listen-
- Did you roll in
glitter? You look amazing.
- I did, oh my God.
That pantsuit is all favors, sweetheart.
- Stop.
- You look amazing.
- Thank you, stop, thank you.
- Amazing.
- And then I'm gonna do my full movement
with my two little coin...
...guys.
- Hell yes,
amazing.
Sofia, that is you.
- So here's what I would like to do.
It looks like it's about
four across, right?
Are there, 'cause I don't
see anyone who's there
but I would be able to see, right?
- Oh, that's right you would.
Let me go ahead and reveal that
just to you homie, hold on.
- Okay, so here's
essentially what I wanna do.
I wanna stun the first
four to bottleneck it,
so that they're standing in the way,
and then drop the darkness
so that everyone can throw
their area of effect kind of stuff.
- Ooh, sh*t, okay.
- Incredible.
- So Sofia, can you see
the hallway now Sofia?
Do you see the tokens
that are nearest to you?
- I see the two that are in front of me
but I'm assuming that there's like...
- There are no more that you can see.
So -- sorry.
Down the hallway,
I will reveal some more to
you down the hallway, hold on.
Down the hallway,
you're seeing these ones as well.
These drones coming.
- [Sofia] Okay, but they
haven't moved into the space.
- [Brennan] No, not yet.
- Okay then I probably will-
- I also say
the two spirits in front of you,
you can tell are like wraiths
- they're incorporeal.
- So they can't be stunned,
is that what that means?
- You have a feeling
that these will probably
not be able to be stunned.
- Okay, I guess I shout to everyone,
these are all coming in next turn,
so I'm probably gonna
leave the darkness up
just so that they have disadvantage on me
and I have advantage on them.
Is that cool with everyone?
They're coming into this room.
- Yeah.
- Yep.
- Okay, cool.
Then I leave the darkness up,
and I'm just going to make my attacks
on the first wraith.
- Hell yeah.
- That is going to be a natural 19
plus two plus three plus nine.
Okay.
I'm assuming that
hits...that's 24 plus nine.
So that's 33.
- Yes, definitely hits.
Yes, definitely hits.
- Does 24 plus nine hit?
(all laughing)
- I rolled a 19 and then I have bless
and I rolled a four on bless.
Okay, so that's just gonna be a,
that's just gonna be a,
sorry, I have to go to that page.
These are wraiths so that's
just gonna be too close,
so just seven damage.
Oh yeah, sorry, 10 damage
on the first attack of the wraith.
That is gonna be a...
29, so 29 hit.
- 29 certainly hits.
- That's gonna be another 15.
- 15, hell yeah.
- And then I'm gonna flurry of blows.
- Go for it.
- Unless I think, do I think
that the guys behind them
could be stunned?
- Give me a perception check.
- Okay.
Ah, that's a two.
- You have no idea.
You know how you would try to,
but you feel you might,
I think even on a two,
you feel better about them
than you do the wraiths.
- All right, then I'm
gonna let this wraith
take an opportunity attack on me
and I'm gonna go to fight this one here.
- It won't get an opportunity
attack on you in darkness.
If it can't see you it can't
make an opportunity attack.
- You're right.
- Okay, you jump up to
that other drone there.
Go for it, roll your attack.
- That's gonna be 15 plus.
Oh, I'm now outside of Dale's thing,
but spiritual weapon still works, right?
- Yes, correct.
- Okay, so that's 15 and
I still have advantage
'cause I'm attacking from the dark.
15 plus nine, 24, plus
the two I rolled on bless
plus the two he gives me, so 29.
- 29.
29 damage to that first one?
- No, 29 to hit.
- Yes, 29 definitely hits.
And then that's gonna be 12 damage,
and I'm gonna use a ki
point to try to stun it.
- Baby, that's stunned.
- Great.
- You clock it (buzzing
lips) and see it shorts out.
- And then I will flurry of blows
to try to attack this one,
this time not with advantage.
- You run up vertically
on the wall and hit,
go ahead and make an
attack on this last one.
- That is gonna hit 'cause
it's an 18 plus two,
plus I didn't even roll
my bless, but why not?
I mean 18 plus two plus nine.
So I mean-
- Yeah, 18 plus two.
Yeah, you've hit for sure.
- Okay, so I hit him for,
I hit him for 10 damage
and then I'm gonna try
to stun him as well.
- Holy sh*t.
You hit the first one for 18, right?
- No, no, the first one
I hit, I don't remember.
I've been getting, because I'm blessed,
and I've actually just rolled
really well these times,
I'm in like high twenties every time.
- Oh Jesus, for damage?
- No, no, no, no, just for attack.
The first attack was 10 damage, I think.
- Yeah, it's a low damage
'cause these are my offhand attacks too.
- This one does succeed, is not stunned.
But how much damage did you do?
- 10.
- Okay, hell yeah.
You (buzzing lips)
- And then I have a little
bit of movement left
so I might go back into the darkness
and he can get an opportunity
attack on me if he wants.
- Hell yeah.
He is gonna take an attack.
That is a hit from the drone.
- Uh, shield.
- Would a 17, 23,
no, it would go to 24, it
just misses, incredible.
- Cool, so now I'm back in darkness
so they have disadvantage
on attacks on me.
(buzzing lips)
- Sofia is a f*cking nightmare
just (*attacking noises*).
Incredible.
That's going to be
these corporate spirits.
Hold on a moment here.
Okay, they are going straight for the egg.
- Ooh f*ck.
I had an action
prepared to wale on the
first bad guys we see.
- Oh yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- Can we, can we attack?
'Cause - so did Ricky.
- You both do?
- I have one too.
- Yeah, you all did.
- I'm gonna use my bonus action.
- Yeah he has a bonus action
and ride on the moped.
- My animated objects
have also not gone yet.
- Hell yeah.
These guys are incorporeal
which means they can move through walls.
So you only have the time on them
as they are sh**ting
down, I'll show you where.
As these two spirits fly along the wall,
this is the time you have.
Go ahead, we'll go in initiative order.
So Pete, or actually,
based on who prepared
their actions first right?
Pete, you had an action first.
First one comes flying out,
you have dispel good and evil, ready.
- Yes, so I'm going to cast that...
So I have a question because this says
that it gives people disadvantage
on their attack rolls against me.
- Yes absolutely.
- And then so like,
dismiss that effect, I can
use like break enchantment
or dismissal or something.
- Yes, absolutely,
yes, yes, yes.
So you would lose the disadvantage
but you would send one of them, you know,
you could banish one of
these things basically.
- I'm gonna do that, yeah.
I'm gonna dismissal on one of these.
- Hell-
- Suits.
- These f*cking suits.
- These freaking cogs.
- Hell yeah.
First one comes rushing out.
Pete, is gonna make a charisma save.
As it does so, this entity,
these entities do have a plus two.
This thing needs a 15 or higher.
We're gonna roll a D20
in front of the board.
First one, heading right for the egg.
That's a 10, baby.
Pete, tea flies out of your teapot,
as the spirits (buzzing lips).
Hi, don't you wanna let us sit inside?
- No, I like to shop local.
- Bam! It's gone, baby.
That spirit is no more.
Next one comes thundering out of there.
Cody and Ricky, you guys
have your prepared actions.
- Sweet.
- Hell yeah.
- I'm gonna hex it as a bonus
action with my new sword.
Then I'll make some attacks.
- Cool.
- I'm gonna great weapon master.
- I'm gonna say you guys rush up there
to double team this wraith.
Dale's also gonna start you off
with an attack of opportunity, hits.
- I got a 26 on my first attack.
- That hits.
- I got a 10.
- A c*ck 19 that I will
re-roll, that becomes-
- I got a 10 on my first attack Brennan.
Oh wait, it's actually...bless, 12.
- 12 to hit the wraith?
12 does not hit.
- Does a 19 hit?
- 19 does hit.
- Okay, and then I have haste
so I'm gonna take a third attack.
- Cool.
Cody, you took two attacks, right?
- I took one so far and missed.
- Got you, six, eight-
- Will I do a great
weapon on the second one?
- Does a 17 hit?
- Dale hits it for 27.
He roundhouse kicks up
to 27 points of damage
as it leaves his threatened area.
- I got a 22 to hit it
with great weapon fighting.
Great weapon master.
- Yes, that hits.
- Great.
- You guys roll your damage.
And Ricky, how many more times do you hit?
- I hit two times at least,
but the last one was a 17.
Does that hit?
- 17 does hit.
- Okay, cool.
- You guys go ahead,
I'm gonna let you two
do all your crazy paladin sh*t
and and roll up your damage.
- Two D8 each time so-
- 30.
- Six D8 plus 21.
- Hell yeah.
- Okay, here we go now.
- How much damage did you
guys do to this thing?
- I did 30.
- I do six D8 plus 21
'cause it's improved...
45.
(cheers)
- Incredible,
Dale roundhouses this thing.
Cody and Ricky, you bound
to the top of this mountain of coins
and simultaneously pass
each other in the air
with the baseball bat
and the infernal blade
and twin-scissor eviscerate this wraith.
It is destroyed (buzzing lips).
- Hell yeah.
- Absolutely.
- I'll go all out, just this once.
(all laughing)
- You must.
- Incredible.
- Do we get a sense of
if they could come from
the walls in that egg room?
- You don't know how close that egg room,
you know that they probably
can't travel through walls indefinitely,
if they're like other incorporeal things.
Because they need to
know where they're going.
So they're using physical
space to tell where to go,
but as soon as that one entered the room,
it saw the vault inside
and was gonna make a break for
it through the walls, right?
Sofia, you see another one of
these things (buzzing lips)
sizzle into life right in
front of you in the hallway.
- [Sofia] And that's the wraith thing?
- [Brennan] Yes, absolutely.
- Okay, I shout back to everyone,
there's another one!
- And that is going to be pa, pa, pa,
cool.
After that, Sofia-
- Oh sh*t there's more.
- You see, after that, that's gonna be
Pete, that's your turn.
- I'm gonna move right there
with my little 30 feet of movement
and prepare a banishment
with,
how many more sorcery points do I have?
It's f*cking worth it.
A banishment with heighten spell.
- Hell yeah, you gotta, okay.
You prepare a banishment
with heighten spell, awesome.
Moving forward, Kingston,
you feel something flash forward
from the subway platform
all the way to the
burlesque, (buzzing lips).
Sofia, concealed in darkness,
you see Null appear in the
center of the burlesque.
(*ghostly noise*)
And that is going to be
the end of our episode.
(all groan in disappointment)
Tune in next week
for the final chapter
of the Unsleeping City season two.
Null, the dragon, the
champions of New York city
and a final battle
to succumb to the emptiness inside
or to renew the magic of
New York once and for all.
Tune in and see you then.
(Brennan laughing)
- ...Bill Seacaster?
(all laugh)
- Bill, dad!
Oh my God!
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08x17 - Two Sides of the Same Coin (Part 1)
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.