01x07 - Creature From The Chocolate Chip

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♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

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-Okay, Daffy, you're it.
-Oh, no, buster. I was it last time

and eleventy times the time before that.

All right then, uh, your turn, Sylvester.

I can do the hiding and seeking.

It's the counting I'm not so sure of.

Numbers are nothing.
Just power pass that first one

and then the rest are as easy as A-B-C.

Oh. Them too.

One...

[all laughing]

Uh... And number after one...

He'll never find me here.

Sorry, sis, I saw it first.

[blows raspberry]

Hmph!

Oh. Another one...

[sniffs]

Um, one...

Oh.

One...

Does one come after three or vice versa?

Better ask Granny.

Ready or not, here I come!

[sniffing]

Oh. Um...

Those wouldn't be chocolate chip cookies,
would they, eh, Granny?

No. Double-drip,
triple-ripple chocolate chip.

Don't suppose I could have one?

Well, of course, dear. But just one.

The rest are for dessert.

Thanks, Granny.

[sniffing]

Oh. [licks lips]

Oh, so many more
than a pussycat can count.

Would anyone mind
if there was just one less for dessert?

[eats noisily]

One. And Granny did say take one.

Plus one makes this one.

And another one.

And another one.

And another.

Just one.

Bugs! Lola! Ollie ollie oxen free!

Were we hiding too well?

You gotta help me. Something terrible
has happened in the kitchen.

What?

There's this big jar, see.

And one minute,
it's full of cookies, and then it isn't.

What happened to them?

I ate them.

[crying] What am I gonna do?

Eh, there's only one thing to do

and that's tell Granny the truth. Come on.

You can't do that.

Eh, why not?

Granny worked her fingers
to the bone baking those cookies.

Slaving all day at a hot stove.

You know how much she loves you.

If she found out you ate them,
it would break her heart.

Oh, no! What will I do?

Blame somebody else.

What? Like who?

Oh, one of the usual suspects.

Nah. Too innocent.

Too good.

Too obvious.

Aha! Him!

Oop. My mistake, too trustworthy.

Oh, my.
Does anyone know who ate all the cookies?

Eh, as a matter of fact--

We do. It was a-- A beast.

Yeah. And, oh, what a beast it was.

My stars.

[mumbles]

What was it like?

It was humongulous.
A chocolate-chip chomper.

It smelled
those chocolatey chips and chomped them.

Oh, that sounds just terrible.

Did you see it, Tweety?

-Uh...
-Poor guy, he's scared speechless.

Was it simply dreadful, Lola dear?

-Tell her about its teeth.
-Teeth, um...

-Teeth!
-Bigger than the big, bad wolf.

You mean, every time I bake cookies,
that beast will eat them?

Oh, you betcha, Granny.

Then I'll bake a batch right away
so I can see this beast myself.

Nice move, Daf.

We should have told the truth
when we had the chance.

What are we gonna do now?

Granny wants to see a monster?

Granny's gonna see a monster.

Get that over here and this down there.

We need more of these and less of those.

Put some muscle in it.
Heave-h*. Glue. More glue.

Why, it's stupendous.
It's colossal! It's not half bad.

[sniffing]

Uh-oh. Smell that?

-[dings]
-That's our cue.

On the count of three. One....

[Daffy cackling]

Right foot. Left foot. Right. Left.

Not your left, my left.

[roaring weakly]

Roar.

[Daffy sniffs]

Cookies dead ahead.

[Burping]

Sylvester, you're off the hook.

[gasps]
Goodness, the cookies are gone again.

Don't tell me that mean,
old cookie-chomper came and I missed it.

Well, I suppose there's nothing to do,
but, um, bake some more.

[dings]

Well, this isn't the worst thing
that's ever happened.

[chattering]

Can you believe it? I missed it again.

Oh, well, back to baking.

[dings]

[bell dings]

[dings]

[bell dings]

[bell dinging continuously]

[all groaning]

[chattering]

Taz not feel good.

Oh.

[sighs] I never wanna see another cookie.

Hold it. The only way
to keep this beast from beating us

is for us to beat it.

Oh, Granny, come see! Hurry!

Everybody ready?

[growling]

Gracious sakes, there it is.

Eh, never fear, Granny,
I'll take care of it.

Take that, and this.

And that too. Back, you beast. Back.

My goodness, Bugs, how brave.

Back! Back!

Eh, would you look at that.
Heh-heh. I'm tearing him to pieces.

[growls]

Uh-oh.

Um, Granny,
there's something we gotta tell you.

It ate us. Yeah, that's right.

We were trapped in its tummy, but we, uh--

We, uh... Oh.

Granny, there never
was a chocolate-chip chomper.

Yeah, there was.

It was me.

I chomped the cookies.

I don't know what got into me.

They were so scrumptious.

I'm sorry.

We're all sorry, Granny.

-[Tweety] Yeah, very, very sorry.
-[Sylvester] We're sorry.

Uh... What they said.

I just didn't know
how to tell you the truth.

Sylvester, that was very brave.

Sometimes it takes courage
to tell the truth. I'm proud of you.

Hear that? She's proud of me.

I'm proud of you all for being truthful.

And for a reward, how about a cookie?

[all screaming]

Goodness, don't they like my baking?

[theme music playing]