01x12 - Sylvester The Pester

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[yawns]

[snoring]

[whistles]

Mee-mee-mee.

[snoring]

Sleep well, little ones.

With the children taking their nap,
I have an hour all to myself.

With everybody napping,
I've got Granny all to myself.

Oh, this giant afghan will keep
all the little ones snug and warm.

Now, let's see.

Knit one, purl two.
Knit one, purl two. Knit--

Oh, my.

Hiya, Granny. What do you say
we curl up with a good book?

If you read me the words,
I'll read you the pictures.

-I'd love to, Sylvester.
-Huh?

But it's your nap time.

You need your rest, so you'll have
plenty of energy to play later.

Besides, Granny's working
on her knitting just now.

Ah, why work on that silly old knitting
when you can spend time with me?

I will spend time with you
and all the little ones, Sylvester.

After you've had a nap.

[scoffs]

But I'm not sleepy. I'm huggy.

Okay, one more.

Sweet dreams.

Hah. What's knitting got
that I haven't got?

Doesn't Granny remember how cute I am?

Hmm. Maybe she needs a reminder.

Knit one, purl two.
Knit one, purl two. Knit--

[doorbell rings]

Well, I wonder who that could be.

Hello? Hello?

Oh, my goodness.

A baby.

Now, let's just have a look at you.

[Sylvester] Goo-goo-gaga. Heh-heh.

Well, Sylvester, aren't you a cutie?

Sleep tight now.

[door closes]

Hmph.

Knit one, purl two.

Knit one, purl two.

Knit one, purl two. Knit one, purl two.

Huh?

You are getting very sleepy.

But not too sleepy
to spend time with Sylvester.

[door closes]

All right, that knitting has got to go.

[Granny humming]

Knit one, purl two.

-Knit one, purl--
-Yeah!

[gasps]

Granny, there's a big, hairy monster. Run.

A monster?

Quick. We gotta hide. This way. Hurry.

Oh, my goodness gracious. Hah.

[Granny panting]

Oh, Sylve-- Uh. Careful.

Here's a good hiding place.
That monster will never find us.

We're right back
where we started, Sylvester.

Yeah, but the monster doesn't know that.

And as long as we're here...

Hmm.

Where did you put my knitting?

Now, please, dear, go to sleep.

[door closes]

[Granny] And knit one, purl two.

Knit one, purl two. Knit one, purl two.

Knit one, purl two. Knit one, purl two.

Knit one, purl two. Knit one, purl two.

Knit one, purl two.

-[sighs]
-Knit one, purl two. Knit one, purl two.

Hmm. How can she knit
if she doesn't have any needles?

[robot whirring]

Now, how did that get there?

I could have sworn
I had two knitting needles just now.

Oh, well, I'll just use my spare set.

Oh, Sylvester.

[blow drier hums]

This is just
gonna make me more determined.

Knit one, purl two.

Knit one, purl two. Knit--

[cymbals banging]

Pay attention to me. Pay attention to me.

Ugh. All right.

If you won't let me do my knitting,
then we might as well read your book.

I just knew you'd see it my way.

Hmm.

[yawns]

Ah. Nothing like a good nap
to get you all charged up for playtime.

[all] And away we go.

[snoring]

Huh?

[grumbles indistinctly]

Playtime! Playtime!

[sighs]

-Now I'm ready for a good nap.
-Whoa!

[grumbles indistinctly]

Playtime.

Kitty play with Taz.

Sorry, Taz. Kitty has other plans.

[sobbing]

Okay, okay. Turn off the waterworks.

See? Now we're playing.

And now we're done. Goodbye.

[sighs, then mumbles]

-Whoa!
-Play. Kitty play with Taz.

Kitty play with Taz.

Kitty play with Taz. Yee!

Okay, now.

-Knit one, purl--
-[Sylvester] Granny!

What is it this time, Sylvester?

Remember
how you wanted me to take a nap?

Well, I'm trying, but Taz won't let me.

Kitty play with Taz, huh?

Well, Taz wants you
to spend time with him, does he?

Uh-huh.

And you don't want to do that right now.

You want to do something else.

Precisely.

But Taz isn't respecting your wishes.

Huh, you got it.

And, boy, are you gonna get it.

[Granny] No, he isn't.

Taz, you just go right on
pestering Sylvester

-until he plays with you.
-But--

Isn't that what you did to me, Sylvester?

But-- But-- Uh, but--

[sighs] Sorry, Granny.

Apology accepted, dear.

Taz, Sylvester will play with you
as soon as he's done with his nap.

Can you wait until then?

Taz wait for kitty. Taz wait for kitty.

This time,
I really will take my nap, Granny.

I promise.

And when you wake up, I'll be
all done with my knitting, and then...

We can spend more time together?

I just knew you'd see it my way.

[theme music playing]