01x18 - Mother's Day Madness

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

-Here?
-No, no, no, over there.

[Taz] Huh?

[grumbles indistinctly]

That does it, Taz.
You can't build with us anymore.

Uh-oh.

Granny.

[crying]

There, there, now, Taz.

Granny, what does this say?

It says "Happy Mother's Day."
It's for my mommy.

How can you have a mommy
when you're a granny?

Oh, I do have a mommy.

She just lives far away from me now.

What's Mother's Day?

Mother's Day is a special day
set aside each year

to thank mommies for everything they do.

Like what?

Well, can you think of something wonderful
your mommy does for you?

Hmm.

Buttons my coat on cold days.

That's right. She does, Lola.

Can anybody else think of something?

-Gives me nice fresh milk.
-Reads me stories.

She gives me a bath?

Oh, my, yes.

Daffy?

She calls me her good egg.

Say, if there's a Mother's Day,
why isn't there a Kid's Day?

Why, every day is Kid's Day, of course.

Feel better.

I have to find a stamp
for my Mother's Day card

so I can mail it to my mommy.

I'll be back soon.

Know what I think?

I think Granny
should get a Mother's Day card.

Maybe we could get her a card.

We love her so much.

I hate to tell you this,
but we haven't got any money.

We could make a Mother's Day card.

[grumbling indistinctly]

Say, great idea, doc.

Hey.

Now, we want our card
to look just like the real thing.

So, Lola and Tweety,
you grab some card paper.

Taz, get a ruler.
Daffy, Sylvester, grab some crayons.

-What about you?
-I'll clear off the table.

Just a second, little mister.

How come you get to dish out the jobs
and we do the legwork?

-I'm the oldest, remember?
-Just barely.

-And the biggest.
-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah.
-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah.
-Oh, yeah?

Oh! Where are those crayons?

[Tweety grunting]

-Say, where did all the crayons go?
-I don't know.

Ew.

[scratching]

[sighs]

Eh, where's Tweety?

[Tweety] A little help here.

Eh, good thinking, doc.
But we can't use all that stuff.

[Lola and Tweety groan]

Hold on, there.
Why shouldn't we jazz it up?

Because we want it
to look like the real thing,

not like babies did it.

Now, let's get busy.

-[Daffy] Hmph!
-[Lola] Hmph!

-[Tweety] Hmph!
-[Bugs] Hmm.

We gotta make this neat.
Taz, give me that ruler.

Now we fold this card paper over.

Now we gotta match these letters.

I'll do that. I can make a W.

I want Sylvester.

He's the neatest writer.

Here I am.

[scoffs] Not fair.

We should make a picture of Granny
so she knows the card is for her.

-[all] Yeah. [laughs]
-[Daffy] Good idea.

Good thinking, Lola.
Taz, why don't you do that?

No, I wanna do it. It's my idea.

[grumbling indistinctly]

Say, maybe we should make the front
a pretty color.

Yeah. Like blue.

Hmm. Yeah.

I don't think so, doc. Maybe gray.

This isn't your card.
It's everyone's card.

Sure, sure. But this is the best way
to do it. Right, guys?

No, you're just being bossy

and not listening
to anybody else's art-- Artis--

Artistic instincts.

Oh, I see. Anybody else?

[Taz humming]

Fine, you traitors.

Look who's on my side.

We'll make our own card.

It'll be tons better
than your dumb, old card.

Go ahead. I dare you.

[inaudible dialogue]

[Lola] Hmph!

[gasps]

[whispering indistinctly]

So there.

[all gasp]

[Lola and Daffy] Hmph!

[gasps]

How could you?

How could I what, doc?

You wanna sagotabe--

Basotage...

-Ruin our card.
-What?

Well, two can play at that game,
little mister.

[all gasp]

Huh?

[both gasp]

[grunting]

-Hmph!
-Hmph!

[grumbling indistinctly]

[all shouting indistinctly]

[all crying]

Goodness me. What a noise.

Now we have no cards or anything.
What are we gonna do?

What is going on down here?

[crying]

Oh, poor Taz. Say, I have an idea.

How about you and I go into the kitchen

and whip up some yummy snacks?

I don't care who's in charge
or who does what.

I just want to give Granny
something special for Mother's Day.

Eh, you're right. What do you say, guys?

I say, let's get cracking.

[all chattering indistinctly]

Who's ready for a snack?

[all] Surprise!

Oh, my.

Happy Mother's Day, Granny.

Did you all work together to do this?

[all] Uh-huh.

What a wonderful gift, children.

This is the best Mother's Day ever.