01x24 - Christmas In July

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

Now, little ones,

it's a bit too hot
for babies to go outside today,

so I want you all to play inside.

[all] Aw!

-I'm bored.
-Me too. What do you wanna do?

-I don't know. What do you wanna do?
-I don't know. What do you wanna do?

[grumbling indistinctly]

We can't do that! We're just babies!

Hey, I have an idea. Let's play a game.

-Daffy] Yeah, that's a great idea.
-[Taz] Game.

So, what game are we gonna play?

Let's play office, and I'll be the boss.

Let's play follow the leader,
and I'll be the leader.

[grumbling indistinctly]

We can't play that! We're only babies!

It was Lola's idea to play a game,
so I think we should let her choose one.

Aw, does she have to pick?

I'm still getting over
the last time she decided what we play.

And the winner
of the Cutest Baby Contest is...

Sylvester!

[all cheering]

Ew!

Come on, Lola. It's up to you.
What game do we play?

Well, we could play house.

[vacuum whirring]

Up, please.

Could you turn that thing off?
I'm trying to watch the game.

Oh, Lo, while you're up,

could you be a dear
and get me some more juice?

Hmph!

Hey, it sure was a good idea
to play house, Lola.

-Right, guys?
-[all] Right.

[groans]

Well, we're not playing that.

Okay, let's see.

How about... supermarket?

Good afternoon, sir.
Are you ready to check out?

I suppose so.

Cookies, $1.99.

A dollar ninety-nine?

I don't know how much that is,
but it sounds outrageous.

I'm sorry, sir,
but that's how much they cost.

It's highway robbery.
What kind of store is this?

Who's the manager?

This is the last time
I ever shop here. Hmph.

That's no good. Hmm.

Oh, I know.

[Sylvester] Calling Dr. Lola.
Dr. Lola, please report to Skurgery. Um...

Skullgery-- Um, Sur-- Derr--

Oh, just go
where the sick people are already.

Yes, I, Dr. Lola, will report
to where the sick people are right away.

That's it! Let's play hospital.

-Hospital?
-How do you play that?

Oh, it's easy. I'll be the doctor,
and you're all the people I take care of.

Now, what do they call
those people who wait to see the doctor?

-Visitors?
-Customers?

[grumbles indistinctly]

Oh, I remember.

The people who wait to see the doctors
are called the waiters.

So I'll be the doctor,
and you're all the waiters

with the boo-boos that I make better.

But we feel fine.

Well, you'll just have to pretend
you don't.

Well, I won't have to pretend.
I'm already sick of this game.

This is gonna be great.
I've waited to be a doctor my whole life.

Well, that wasn't much of a wait.
You're still just a baby.

Just gotta make sure I've got everything.

Bandages, good. Thermometer, good.

Popsicle stick, good.

Oh, no!

I can't play a doctor
without one of those.

One of what?

You know, that thingy
that doctors put in their ears

with the rubber thingy that hangs down
with the round, shiny thingy on the end

so they can listen to your heart beating?

-That thingy?
-That thingy.

If I don't have one,
I can't be like a real doctor.

I need to see the doctor!
I need to see the doctor!

I've got chicken pox!

And if you think that's easy for a duck,
you're crazy.

[crying]

They're not really chicken pox.

I must be a better artist than I thought.

I wish we could get Lola
one of those doctor thingies.

I wish we knew how.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

[gasps] That's it!

-[all] Huh?
-When is it the coldest outside?

Hmm.
When there's snow on the ground?

And when is there snow on the ground?

-At Christmastime?
-And who comes at Christmastime?

[grumbles indistinctly]

That's right, Taz. Santy Claus.

And who does Santy love most?

Me.

Don't you see? At Christmastime

Santa brings everyone
what they want most of all.

So all we have to do
is pretend it's Christmastime

and Santa will come and bring Lola
one of those doctor thingies.

-But it's too hot out for Christmas.
-Yeah, how will Santa know to come?

Santa knows everything.

He knows when you've been bad or good,
so he'll know about this.

If we all work together
to make it Christmassy,

Santa will just have to show up.

Well, what are we waiting for, Christmas?

[laughs]

Hmm.

[laughs]

Oh.

[gasps]

[whistles]

[both grunting]

-[Bugs groans]
-Phew.

Now we just have to wait for Santa

to bring Lola
one of those doctor thingies.

[yawns]

Wait a minute!

That's what we've been doing.

No, I mean Santa doesn't deliver presents

until all good girls and boys are asleep.

Sleep? Now?
But I already took a nap today.

Do you want Santa to show or not?

I'm suddenly very sleepy.

[all snoring]

[gasps]

Wake up! Wake up, you guys!

-Huh? Tweety?
-Huh, what?

Santa was here! Santa was here!

See, I told you guys Santy would come.

[Lola gasps]

-What in the world?
-[all] Merry Christmas, Lola.

Look, Santa left a present for you.

-For me?
-Open it! Open it!

[gasps]

It's a doctor thingy!

Wow, this is the greatest
Christmas in July ever.

See? If we all work together,
we can make anything happen.

Hey, I wonder how Santa knew
that this is what I needed.

Oh, he has his ways.

[theme music playing]