02x13 - The Harder They Fall

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

So, what do you wanna do?

I don't know. What do you wanna do?

Anything. So long as we don't have
to keep doing this.

How many times is it now?

What comes after five?

Too many.

[sighs]

Okay, big guy, all ready.

Yahoo!

[grumbles indistinctly]

[laughs]

Do it again, do it again.

Taz, we've been doing this all afternoon.

Fun, fun, fun.

Hi, guys.

Hm. Eh... I got it.

All right,
now we're gonna play kersmooshball.

[giggles]

I got it. My turn. My ball.
Coming through. Make way.

-Fantastic.
-Wow, look at him go.

[Sylvester] That's it, Bugs.

Yes.

Ten and a half points.

[Daffy] You're the best of the best,
Bugs, old pal.

-[Lola] You're the king kersmoosher.
-That was some fancy footwork.

Eh, nothing to it.

So, what are we gonna do now?
What, what, what?

Let's play kick the can.

Can? Can't.

-Did that yesterday.
-Taz know.

-How about hide-and-go-seeking?
-Nope, did that day before yesterday.

Taz know, Taz know.

It's gotta be something big
and fun and exciting.

We could spin around in circles

till we get so dizzy
we fall down and go boom.

Sorry, did that
day before day before yesterday.

Twice.

Taz know, Taz know, Taz know!

Well?

Roller skate?

-Roller skate? Yeah.
-Cool.

-Great idea.
-Let's skate.

Aw, who wants to roller skate?

Um, don't we?

Anybody can roller skate.

Why don't we try something challenging?

Like what, for example?

Like a one-handed cartwheel race,
blindfolded, sock-footed.

Maybe later, huh, Bugs? We wanna skate.

Yeah, you bet you. Come on, Bugs.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Everybody ready?

-Just about.
-Almost.

-I am.
-Taz ready, Taz ready.

Aren't you ready yet, Bugs?

Hm, what do you know?
Can't seem to find my skates and helmet.

Oh, well. I'll just sit this one out.

No big deal, call me when you fellas are--

[Taz] Bugs, Bugs.

Taz find skates. Taz find.

Ooh! And lookie here.
I found your helmet.

Now, how do you figure that got like that?

Hey, uh, thanks a lot.

-If everybody's ready, let's--
-Fellas, look.

We can't skate now.
It's pouring down rain.

We'll just have to skate on this side
of the house. Weather's fine over here.

[groans]

On your mark, get set and--

Hold on.

What's the matter now?

We can't skate
without a prize for first place.

Lucky I got these marbles.
We can use them for-- Oopsies!

[all yelling]

Uh, sorry, guys, guess that's that.
Now, what do you say we try cartwheeling?

Don't worry, Bugs,
we'll have this cleaned up in no time.

Sure. We're not gonna let a few marbles
stop us from skating.

[gasps]

We need to talk.

What's the matter with you, Bugs?

Eh, heh, heh. Matter?
Nothing's the matter.

Why, do you think something's the matter?

Everything's fine. I, uh...

Well, I, uh... I... Well, I...

I can't skate.

[shouting] You what?

Shh! Do you want everybody to know?

[in normal voice]
You mean it, Bugs? You can't?

Don't believe me, huh?

Now do you believe me?

[yells]

[yells and grunts]

Wow! You really can't skate.

Next time,
I hope you'll take my word for it.

Bugs, everybody falls down
when they're learning something new.

I do too.

There's nothing to it. I'll teach you.

First, you gotta get balanced, like this.

Like this?

Now start moving, like this.

Like this? Oof!

Not quite like that.

Oh, it's no use, Lola.

I can't let them see me
looking like a goof.

You can't worry how you look.
Just let loose and have fun.

[grumbles indistinctly]

Somehow this isn't my idea of fun.

-[Taz] Lola?
-[Daffy] Bugsy? Lola?

[Tweety] Where are you?

-We're ready to race.
-Race, race.

-All we're missing is you two.
-We'll be there in a sec.

What do you say, Bugs?
Wanna give it a try?

[groans]

Aah!

Whoa!

Whoo, whoo!

[yells]

No. I don't wanna.

Okay.

[grunts]

[others laughing and cheering]

[sighs]

Looks like they're having
an awful lot of fun out there.

Eh, what's going on?

Ha, ha, ha! Did you see
what I almost did, huh? Did you?

[all laughing]

What are they doing?

They're falling all over the place
and they're still having fun.

[Tweety yells]

-Help!
-Tweety, where are you going?

Oh, I wish I knew.

[gasps]

[Tweety yelling]

Tweety, stop! Come back here!

[Tweety] I can't!

Oh, gracious, I can't stand to watch.

[Bugs] I got you, Tweety.

[both grunt]

I didn't crash and go boom.

Bugs, you saved me.

[others yelling]

Coming through!

-Tweety, are you okay?
-[Daffy] I fall down.

Mm-hm.

Bugs saved my little life.

Say, that was some
super-slick skating there, Bugs.

Slickest I ever saw.

Bugs, Bugs.

I think Bugs gets first prize
for being the slickest skater

and the bravest one too.

Three cheers for Bugs.

[all] Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!

Eh, guys, that was only two.

[all] Hip, hip, hooray!

Aw, nothing to it.

[all chattering and laughing]

Like I said, nothing to it.

[theme music playing]