02x14 - Business As Unusual

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♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
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♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

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[boards clatter]

-Hey there, little mister.
-What's up, doc?

-What you doing?
-You'll see.

Hm...

So when were you gonna tell
your old pal, Daffy,

about this lemonade stand
you got going here?

Well, Granny said if I earned some money,
she'd take me to the toy store--

You've said enough, Bugs.
And my feelings are hurt, deeply.

You know how good I am
when we play store together,

and post office,

and gas station with a tricycle
and garden hose.

But now you're gonna start
a lemonade stand without me?

Goes deep, kiddo. Real deep.

-But, Daffy, I--
-Aw, forget it.

Who's gonna come by here
just to buy lemonade anyway?

One lemonade, please.

Huh?

Mm! That's the best lemonade
I've ever tasted. Here you go.

Oh, best lemonade, huh? Toy store, huh?

Hm...

Lookie here, Bugsy, old pal.
You know what you need?

-A little more sugar?
-A business partner.

I could really help you out
with your lemonade stand.

-Eh, I don't know, Daffy.
-Well, I do.

You may have
the world's best lemonade here,

but what you really need is a salesman
who can bring in the customers.

Trust me, Bugs,
I've had months in the business.

Well, I guess business
isn't really as good as I'd hoped.

-Then it's a deal?
-Mm...

Okay, Daffy. It's a deal.

The first thing we need to do
is ask Granny to help us make a new sign.

How does the name
"Daffy and Bugs' Lemonade Stand" sound?

Eh, not bad.

But I think "Bugs and Daffy's
Lemonade Stand" has a nicer ring to it.

Oh, no, you don't.
I'm not gonna fall for that one again.

It's gonna be
Daffy and Bugs' Lemonade Stand.

-Bugs and Daffy's.
-Daffy and Bugs'.

-Bugs and Daffy's.
-Daffy and Bugs'.

-Daffy and Bugs'.
-Bugs and Daffy. And that's final.

Okay, Daffy. Have it your way.

Bugs and Daffy's Lemonade Stand it is.

[gasps]

[Daffy] Bugs and Daffy's Lemonade Stand.

Well, partner, I'm glad that's settled.

Forgive and forget,
that's what I always say.

Sometimes.

Now it's time to get some customers
and sell some lemonade.

Watch, Bugsy boy, and learn from a pro.

Well, hello there, girls.

Sure is warm today, isn't it?
And, boy, am I thirsty.

Something nice and cool to drink
would really hit the spot.

I wonder where I could find
something nice and cool to drink

on such a hot day like this?

How about that lemonade stand
you're leaning on, Daffy?

Oh, my, lookie there. A lemonade stand.

Must be my lucky day.

One lemonade, please.
And don't be stingy.

[lemonade pours into glass]

Aah! Now, that's what I call a lemonade.

A glass of lemonade
sounds pretty tasty-good to me.

I'll take one.

Me too.

-Uh, what comes after two?
-Three, I think.

Okay, me three. Ha, ha!

You see, Bugs, selling lemonade's
as easy as one, two, three.

Partner, I think this is the beginning
of a beautiful relationship.

Couldn't be beautifuler.

[yawns]

[sighs]

Come on, Daffy.
We still got lots of lemons to squish.

My squisher is squashed. I'm pooped.

Okay. I guess we've got enough for now.

[yawns]

[yawns]

[yawns]

[snoring]

[slurping]

Better put some muscle into it, Bugs.
Looks like we're running a little low.

This is the last straw, Daffy.

No, it isn't.
We've got boxes of them in the house.

[sputting and yelling]

Ptui! Lemon seed.

This is supposed to be a partnership,
Daffy.

And I'm the only partner doing his part.

But I'm the one
who built your little baby lemonade stand

into the super-giant business it is today.

Yeah, but it was my idea, my recipe,
and I did all the work.

Well, if that's how you feel about it,
I'll just open up my own lemonade stand.

[gasps]

Some people. You try and help them out
and what do you get?

Bitter lemons.

Here you go, sir.

[feedback blares]

Step right up, kids,

and taste the best lemonade
this side of the sandbox.

Why settle for second-best

when you can tempt your tummy
with my super-delicious lemon yummy?

[laughs]

Step right up, sir, and see what lemonade
made with real lemons tastes like.

[bass drum pounding]

That's right, kids. You heard me.

A free turkey dinner
with every glass of lemonade.

[screams]

[slurps]

Free lemonade!

And it's tasty too.

Fill up your bottle.
Take all you want. Won't cost you a cent.

[speaks in Spanish]

This ought to fix
that rabbit's little red wagon.

Did you say totally free?

That's right. Totally free.

-I'll take all you've got.
-Great.

Here you go. Take all you can drink.

Drink all you can take?

All right, you, you, you sour sport.

Two can play at this game.

Oh, yeah? You wouldn't dare.

Oh, wouldn't I?

[clattering]

Suffering succotash.

Looks like the lemonade stand
turned into a lemonade can't stand.

Now, wait a minute, Bugs.
Maybe we can talk this over.

[clattering]

-Maybe not.
-There. Now we're both out of business.

Too bad.

-You guys made a pretty good team.
-[Bugs & Daffy] Really?

Yeah. When you were working together,
you had a really great business.

And great lemonade.

Maybe they're right, Bugs.

Maybe we should have stayed together
as partners.

Well, I have to say, Daffy,
you were a great salesman.

And don't forget all that money we made.

Well, it was kind of fun
stomping the lemons together, huh?

And then there was all that money.

Come to think of it,
we really did make a great team.

-Did I mention the money?
-[all] Yes!

Too bad there's no more lemonade left.
I'm thirsty.

Yeah. We all cracked open our piggy banks
so we could buy some. See?

Oh, well, I guess we can just
put our money back into our piggy banks

and save it instead of spending it.

Eh, not so fast there, kids.
Excuse us for a moment.

[whispering]

-Deal?
-Deal.

You know what I always say, partner?

What's that, partner?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonart.

-[Lola] Wow! This art is really pretty.
-This is art?

Yeah. It's the good stuff.
It's probably worth millions.

[gasps]

-You know what, partner?
-Eh, not yet, partner.

All right then, I'll tell you.

I have a feeling we're gonna be partners
for a long, long time.

But I still wanna talk to you
about the name of the art gallery,

Bugs and Daffy's Lemonart.

How does "Daffy and Bugs' Lemonart"
grab you?

Kind of has a ring to it, doesn't it?

Here we go again.

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