02x20 - The Pig Who Cried Woof

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One lump or two, Lord Picklepuss?

How about you, Lady Malbert?

Oh, Lord Picklepuss, please.

You're embarrassing Lady Malbert.

I got it. I got it.

[grunts]

Sylvester.

You knocked over Lord Picklepuss.

Oh. Uh, sorry.

Are you okay, Lord Picklepuss?

Tea parties can be quite dangerous
around here.

Sylvester, would you care to join us?

Thanks, but I've missed,
like, a zillion catches in a row.

I think I'm gonna break my record.

[frisbee crashing]

Sorry.

-[Daffy laughing]
-Would any of you like some tea?

I wish someone would play with me.

[screaming]

-Huh? Oh. It was just a little old--
-Petunia, what's wrong?

Yeah, are you okay?

What's going on, Petunia?

-Petunia okay?
-Are you in trouble?

-What's wrong?
-Who's screaming?

Petunia, I heard you screaming.
Is everything all right?

Uh, yeah. It was nothing, really.

[all sigh]

Goodness, Petunia, you had us all worried.

Anyway, I'll be inside if you need me.

Would anyone like to stay and...?

Never mind.

But wasn't that interesting,
Lord Picklepuss?

One cry and everybody came running.

I wonder what would happen if I...

Help! Help! Bear! Bear!

That's Petunia. Unh!

[all] Huh? What?

Petunia, what's the matter now?

There was this huge bear.

He was hairy and had big teeth
and claws and stuff.

-[Daffy] Really?
-[Lola] Oh, my.

Petunia, are you sure you saw a bear?

-Mm-hm.
-Then what happened?

He closed in on me.

I had nowhere to go.

I reached for my teapot

-and I swung at him.
-[kids] Aah!

And he ran away,

-but I think he might come back.
-[all gasp]

Hmm.
Well, we'll just have to wait and see.

Daffy, will you help me
braid my dolly's hair?

Hey, I'm reading here.

But you can't read.

Well, I'm listening to the pictures.
They're speaking to me.

[roars]

Oh. Okay.

[kids laughing]

Does anybody wanna help me
braid my dolly's hair?

Eh, we're playing bubble tag right now.
You wanna join us?

No, I wanna braid my dolly's hair.

Maybe when we're done,
we'll play with you.

Hmm...

Okay.

Help! Help! Dinosaur! Dinosaur!

Dinosaur? Where? Where? Where?

Over there? In the forest?

I don't see anything.

Well, keep looking.

A discovery of this magnitude
is, uh, magnitudinous.

Is it a plant eater
or does it eat pussycats?

I don't know. It didn't say.

Stand back. Out of my way.

Can you pick the dinosaur out of a lineup?

Is it this one?

It was maybe sort of like that.

Really? The Sinosauropteryx?

Uh, yeah, the Sinosiropasissis.

Hate to burst your bubble,
but there are no dinosaurs anymore.

That is not necessarily true.

Petunia's discovery makes perfect sense.

Sinosauropteryx is supposed
to live in China,

so they've been looking for it there,
but it's been living here,

which is precisely why
it's gone unnoticed all this time.

Hmm. Makes sense to me.

Rats. It must've run off.

Petunia, sweetheart,
could I talk to you for a second?

-Petunia, are you sure you saw a dinosaur?
-Mm-hm.

You're not just saying this
to get attention, are you?

-Mm-mm.
-We're going on a dinosaur hunt.

Uh, if that's okay with you, Granny.

No footprints,
no broken trees, no dino doo-doo.

I'm beginning to think
there was no dinosaur.

I'm afraid
our dear little Petunia is crying wolf.

I thought
she was crying bears and dinosaurs.

No, no. To cry wolf is to make up
wild stories to get attention.

It's from the Aesop Fable
"The Boy Who Cried Wolf."

I got a bone to pick with that Aesop guy,

teaching kids to yell "dinosaur"
when there ain't none.

He didn't. I mean, he was trying to--

Oh, goodness.

Don't say "ain't."

Well, she's never gonna fool
this little ducky again.

More tea, Lord Picklepuss?

My, my, someone sure is thirsty.

Oh, dear. All gone.

Forgive me while I make a fresh pot.

[grunting]

Now to get back to my--

Hey, you. Turn off.

Oh, no.

Turn off. Turn off.

Turn off.

[gasps] Oh, no. What am I going to do?

Sylvester, Sylvester, you gotta help me.

The water won't stop.
There's gonna be a flood.

Yeah, right.
What happened, did Hoover Dam break?

The water, the water, it's overflowing.

We gotta stop it or it will be everywhere.

Sure, Petunia, we believe you.

We're busy. Why don't you
get your dinosaur to help you?

Huh? Why won't anyone believe me?

[gasps then screams]

[screams] Help! Help!

Water! Flood! Flood! Flood!

Now, now, Petunia,
we don't live anywhere near a river,

and there's no sign of rain.

There's just no way
there could be a flood.

You don't understand.
The water is out of control.

Okay, Petunia, why don't we just sit down
and talk about your crying wolf?

Crying wolf? What are you talking about?

I never said I saw a wolf.
Why don't you believe me?

There's going to be a--

Oh!

[gasps]

See?
I told you there was gonna be a flood.

Oh.

So why didn't anyone believe me?

If you call for help
when you don't need it,

then when you do need help,
no one will listen.

Oh.

Gee, I'm sorry, Granny,
I won't do it anymore.

Oh, ha, ha. Good girl.
It looks like we're all done.

So who wants cookies?

-Me, me.
-I do, I do.

Oops.
Sorry, I guess these are a little soggy.

[kids] Aw...

Looks like
we'll just have to go out for ice cream.

-Hooray! Ice cream. All right.
-I want sprinkles.

[kids laughing]

Unless, of course, we run into any bears
or dinosaurs along the way.

Don't worry,
I'll let you know if I really see any.

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