02x25 - For Whom The Toll Calls

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

That takes care
of organizing my hat collection.

If only I could do
the pots and pans that fast.

Hi, Granny.
Can I talk to Auntie on the telephone?

Please, please, please!

My sister?

Oh, very well, Tweety.

But you know
you can't use the telephone alone.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Hey, everybody,
we get to call Auntie on the phone.

-Yeah!
-Auntie is my favoritest Aunt.

She's more my favoritest aunt.

Nah.
She's even more better my favoritest aunt.

[Lola grunts]

[grunts]

She's everyone's favoritest aunt.

What are we waiting for?

[Daffy laughing]

[keypad beeping]

Okay, little ones,

you go into the kitchen
and pick up the phone.

You can take turns talking to Auntie.

Hello?

Hello, Auntie.

Oh, sister. It's so nice to hear from you.

How are the dear ones?

Wonderful.
I'll let them speak for themselves.

Hi, Auntie.

When are you going to come
and visit us again?

Well, I thought I might--

Will you bring us presents
like you did last time?

Yeah, we like the presents you bring.

I could possibly...

Will you teach us new games?

And sing us songs?

And give us candy?

And tuck us in?

[grumbles indistinctly]

I miss you too, Taz.

Okay, little ones,
it's time to say goodbye.

[all] Goodbye, Auntie!

Take care, love, talk to you soon.

Bye-bye, sister.

[Lola] What are we gonna play?

Let's play Detectives.

How do you play that?

It's like hide-and-seek,

but we get to use
my neat-o magnifying glass.

Very nice.

Sylvester can be the missing person

and we all have to look around
for clues to where he is.

That's too hard.

I can never figure out any of the clues.

[grumbles indistinctly]

Good idea, Taz.

We'll play Race Cars.

Let's roll, everyone!

-[indistinct chatter]
-[upbeat music playing]

-Vroom, vroom, vroom!
-[all laughing]

Hey, no fair!

[upbeat music playing]

There aren't enough cars for all of us.

And Tweety's too little.

He can't reach the pedals.

I wish I was a giant.

Then I'd just stick my big foot in the way
and stop them all.

Yeah!

[blowing whistle]

Is the game over?

You two are going to get hurt out here.

You better go into the house.

But we don't wanna go inside.

You'll be safer there.

Go on with you. Now!

[blowing whistle]

Do you wanna play Pickup Sticks?

Nah. That's no fun
without Taz to scatter the sticks around.

Do you want to make bubbles?

Nah, that's no good without Daffy.

He makes the best bubbles
and he doesn't even need the bubble stuff.

Nothing's as much fun without the others.

Yeah.

It's too bad they forgot about us so much.

I wish Auntie was here.

She always knows some fun game to play.

What a great idea.

Let's call her up
and ask her to come over.

I just remembered something.

Doesn't Granny always say
you shouldn't use the phone by yourself?

But I'm not by myself.

I'm with you and you're with me.

Oh, yeah!

So, what do we do?

-[dial tone hums]
-We pick up this thing

and listen to this end
and talk to this end.

Hello?

Hello?

-It sounds like a bunch of bees buzzing.
-Yikes.

I don't want to get stung by bees.

Especially on my sensitive little ears.

So, what do we do now?

I know. You have to press those buttons.

Hello?

Hello, Auntie?

No, silly.

You have to pick that thing up first
and then press the button.

Okay,
but I'm not putting that near my head

until the bees are out of there.

[dial tone hums, then keypad beeps]

The bees got out,
but there's nobody talking.

I think you have to press
a whole bunch of buttons.

[beeping]

[line ringing]

Hey, it's ringing.

You get on the other phone
like we do when Granny calls

and we can all talk at the same time.

-[boy speaking Japanese]
-Hi, Auntie.

[in English] Oh, sorry, I am not Auntie.

Could you go get her, please?

We'll wait.

She is not here.

When will she be back?

There is no one here by that name.

I don't get it, Petunia.

Auntie's always there when Granny calls.

Perhaps you dialed the wrong number.

We didn't dial any numbers.

We just pushed the buttons
that Granny pushes.

Where are you?

I'm in the living room.

Not you, Tweety, the other guy.

I am in Nippon.

In English, you call it Japan.

I'll bet Japan
is next door to where Auntie lives.

We must have missed her house
by one button.

-Who are you?
-I'm Tweety.

And I'm Petunia.

My name is Hoshi.

Are you in the United States?

We're in Granny's house.

You both sound very nice,

and maybe someday
I can visit Granny's house.

You can come right now.

We were bored until we called you.

Um, I think I have to go now.

Who are you talking to?

Auntie's next door neighbor, Hoshi.

Hello, Hoshi?

You live next door to my sister?

Aha. You must be Granny.

I think Tweety and Petunia
dialed my number in Japan by mistake.

Japan?

Oh, dear.

Hoshi, I am so sorry
that Tweety and Petunia bothered you.

No need to apologize, Granny-san.

I was not bothered in the least.

Well, believe me,
they won't be calling again.

Arigato, Hoshi.

What is that about an alligator?

Oh, not "alligator." Arigato.

That means "thank you" in Japanese,
the language they speak in Japan.

[both] Oh!

Japan, that place next door to Auntie.

No, little ones,
we live in the United States.

And Japan is another country
way across the ocean.

And Auntie lives across the ocean?

No, Petunia.
Auntie lives just across town.

It would take more than a whole day
to fly to Hoshi's house in a jet plane.

But it only takes a half hour
to get to Auntie's house.

The same time it takes
to watch one episode of Mint's Hints.

Now, what did I tell you
about using the phone by yourself?

I wasn't by myself.

I was with Petunia.

Hmm.

I guess maybe I wasn't clear enough.

From now on, if you want to call Auntie,

please ask me to dial for you.

My telephone isn't for you little ones
to use on your own.

But I have something you can play with.

You can talk to each other with these.

You press the button to talk
and let it go to listen.

Thanks, Granny.

[upbeat music playing]

[Petunia] Where are you now, Tweety?

I'm walking toward the others.

Hey, what's that thing?

It's a talkie-walker.

I can talk to Petunia with it.

Wow, cool!

Can we play?

Now you want to play my game?

[all] Yes!

Of course you can play.

Petunia, where are you?

Petunia, where are you?

[Petunia] I'm in the playroom.

Can you guess who this is?

[Petunia laughs]

Melissa.

[Taz grumbles indistinctly]

I may be too small to win a car race,

but when it comes to talking,
I'm the baby champion.

[theme music playing]