03x15 - The Yolk's On You

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[humming]

Where's some good ol' fun
when you need it?

Building blocks? Boring.

Dirty sock?

Has possibilities but, no.

Tommy the Toy Terror,
sure to alarm your friends.

Been there. Done that. Perfect.

[makes farting sound]

Now for some real fun.

-Sweet Melissa, allow me.
-Well, thanks, Daffy.

[farting sound]

[grunts] Gross!

Melissa cut the cheese.

Melissa cut the cheese.

Melissa cut the cheese.

Ugh, I did not.

This is not funny.

You're right. It isn't funny.

It's hysterical.

[farting sound]

[humming]

Hi, Daffy, old friend, old pal.

What?

I thought about what you did
and, well, it was funny.

It was?

Hysterical!

And to say I'm sorry for getting so mad,

I brought you
this nice jar of peanut butter.

To go with your jam.

Really? Well, thanks.

Peanut butter, ha!

What kind of dum-dum
do you think this duck is?

When I open it, paper snakes will fly out.

Oh, no. It's peanut butter. See?

Hmm. It's got a picture of a peanut on it.
Must be peanut butter.

[shouts]

-Hmm! Funny.
-No.

[both] Hysterical!

Well, that was pretty good.

I got a million of them.

How about we pull a joke
on somebody, together?

Yeah!

[Melissa] Oh, boy, Tweety and Petunia
sure are brave.

You couldn't get me into that tub.

Me either.

Not with those bathtub sharks around.

Bathtub sharks.

There's no such things, right?

I don't think so.

There's nothing a bathtub shark likes
better than to hide in those bubbles.

Then they jump out and get you.

[dramatic music playing]

[both screaming]

Finny Freddy.

Ooh, he's so scary.

Uh-oh, run for your lives!

You are a pair of meanies.

You should be
very, very ashamed of yourselves.

-You're right.
-We'll never do it again.

[both] Pinkie promise.

Huh?

Hi, Taz, old pal. Here.

It's a birthday present for you.

Mm, not my birthday.

We know. And we felt so bad for you,
not having a birthday today and all,

that we wanted you to have this.

[grumbles indistinctly]

[Daffy & Melissa laughing]

[crying]

What's the matter, Taz?

Jellybeans hit Taz!

-This isn't funny.
-Huh?

-You're right.
-It isn't funny.

[both] It's hysterical!

[humming]

How could you, Melissa?

You made Taz cry.

Ooh, you are such a stinker.

You made Lola fall on her duff.

You give stinkers a bad name.

You have insulted me.

Yes! What will you do about it?

I will challenge you to a duel.
Hit me with your best shot.

Ugh!

Why, you have covered my friend, Lola,
with icky sticky jam. Take this.

[Daffy & Melissa laughing]

[Melissa] Let's see.

We got Tweety, Petunia, Sylvester.

And Taz.

-Well, that was a gimme.
-Don't forget Lola.

-Our masterpiece.
-So, who's next?

-Do we dare?
-Yeah.

The big cheese. The head honcho.

The leader of the pack.
The Mount Everest himself.

[both] Bugs Bunny!

-See?
-They've been playing jokes on us all day.

Someone's got to stop them, but how?

Yeah. How come they think their jokes
are funny, but we think they're mean?

Tweety, that's it.

Okay, here's what we'll do.

[Bugs whispering]

[Melissa] How about we hit Bugs
with a giant banana cream pie?

Brilliant!

Except, where will we get
that many bananas?

Yeah.

Hey, I got an idea. What if we, uh...

Pardon me. Excuse me.

-Uh, put cornflakes in his bed?
-Yeah.

Excuse us. Pardon us.

-Nah, I ate them this morning.
-Coming through.

Hey, what's the deal?
Can't you see we're trying to work here?

Oh, we're sorry.

Your jokes are so fabulously funny,
we thought we'd play one of our own.

[both] Huh?

Of course,
our jokes are nothing compared to yours.

Well, everyone has to start somewhere.

Hey, maybe you could give us
some pointers.

[both] Sure!

[Daffy] Impressive!

For beginners, that is.

Um, how does it work?

First, we wait until Bugs
comes to ride his trike.

-And then...
-Surprise.

The seat's covered with glue,
so he's stuck.

-Wish we'd thought of that.
-Yeah. How does he get away?

That's the best part. He doesn't.

You-- You guys play for keeps.

[laughing maniacally]

That's not all.

Behold! The Tunnel of Terror!

He will see a trillion terrible monsters.

[laughing maniacally]

Isn't it funny?

Uh, yeah. Funny.

[up-tempo music playing]

Here's the best part.

He lands in a bunch of chewed bubble gum.

That's been sitting in the sun all day.

Till it's ooey-gooey.

He'll never get unstuck.

[both] That's not funny.

-You're right.
-It isn't.

[all] It's hysterical!

That's my cue!

Oh, wait a minute. Uh, hey, Bugs!

-Bugs, no!
-Stop! No! Don't!

Hey, what's the big idea?

Yeah, what's the big idea?

You can't do this.

Oh, my goodness. Why not?

-Because it isn't funny!
-It's mean.

Oh, really?

[both] Yes!

Gosh. You mean, what seems funny to us
might be mean to somebody else?

[both] Yes.

So does that mean
we shouldn't play jokes on each other?

[both] Yes!

Okay, then.

No more of that kind of funny stuff,
promise?

[both] Promise.

[all] Ah...

Of course,
there are other kinds of funny stuff.

Knock, knock?

Um, who's there?

[all groaning]

[theme music playing]