03x23 - Tell-A-Photo

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Granny] Gather round, little ones

I just finished putting together
our photo album.

[all chattering]

Ooh. Remember this?

Hey, there's me and Bugs.

Don't you mean Brandon?

Did you want to play with me?

Of course, Bugs.

[echoing] Bugs, Bugs, Bugs.

Bugs eats bugs. Bugs eats bugs.

I'm Brandon now, remember?
Not that other name.

Well, for your information,

I like good old Bugs
way better than Brandon.

But there was so much wrong with me.

My name was too silly.
My ears were too big.

And my tail was just plain poofy.

Or maybe
there was nothing wrong with you.

Maybe there
was something wrong with Daffy.

-Some sort of rhyming problem?
-[Lola laughs]

No, silly. I think Daffy is jealous.

You mean he made up all those rhymes
about me because he's jealous of me?

Mm-hm.

Then he's gonna make
fun of me whatever I do.

So, I might as well do whatever I want.

And all I want is to be me, Bugs Bunny.

Let's see what's next.

Remember the time
you all wanted to go to school so badly.

You mean everyone but Daffy.

What's so great about school anyway?

Lots of stuff.
You get to learn new things.

Like how to drink from a water fountain.

[slurping]

And make new friends,
and learn all their names.

There's all kinds of games to play.

Lunchtime!

[burps]

Yeesh. Lunch, schmunch.
I've got better things to do.

Okay, Daffy, but you're gonna miss out
on the chance to get lots of attention.

All right, rabbit, you got me.

I'll give you 20 seconds.
What are you talking about?

I'm talking about show and tell, Daffy.

It's that time in school when you get
to talk in front of the whole class.

And everyone has to listen to you.

Everyone?

And that, my friends,
is what makes me so great.

[audience cheering]

I love school!

Now, where do I sign up?

See, it takes a grown-up duck
to admit when he was wrong.

It also takes a grown-up duck
to know how to follow the rules.

Like when we all practiced
crossing the street in the backyard.

This time I'm going first.

But, Daffy, you really should wait
for Lola to say it's safe.

Hmm.

Oh, no you don't, rabbit.

First, you get the back seat on the bus,

and now you get
to cross the street first?

I don't think so, little mister.

But, Daffy, I...

I'm crossing first,
and that's all there is to it.

[Daffy thuds]

Thanks for coming. Send me an e-mail.
"DazedDuckInACrosswalk.com."

[all laughing]

Hmph!

Now, Daffy, no reason
to give everyone the cold shoulder.

Speaking of cold shoulders, look,
here's a picture of Snowy the Snowman.

[Tweety] Oh, Snowy!

Say, he doesn't look so good.

[Tweety] It's the sun.

It's melting Snowy. Do something!

We need to get Snowy
out of the sun and into the shade.

There's lots of shade in the house.

[all grunting]

Phew!
Okay, everyone, it's all under control.

Snowy is safe at last.

Ah. This fire Granny made
sure feels nice and warm.

Warm?!

Snowy! He's melted.

I'll soak him up with this rag.

-[Daffy] Hey!
-Huh?

That's my diaper you're squeezing.
And I'll thank you to give it back.

[all laughing]

Oh, this picture makes me smile.

It was taken the day
that you little ones

made me a special Mother's Day gift.

Just a second, little mister.

How come you get to dish out
the jobs and we do the legwork?

I'm the oldest, remember?

Just barely.

And the biggest.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

-Oh, yeah?!
-Yeah.

Oh, yeah?!

Oh, where are those crayons?

We should make a picture of Granny,
so she knows the card is for her.

-Yeah.
-Very good.

Good thinking, Lola.
Taz, why don't you do that?

No, I want to do it. It's my idea.

[grumbles indistinctly]

Say, maybe we should make
the front a pretty color.

Yeah. Like blue.

Mm, yeah.
I don't think so, doc. Maybe gray.

This isn't your card,
it's everyone's card.

Sure, sure. But this
is the best way to do it. Right, guys?

No. You're just being bossy,

and not listening to
anybody else's art...

[stammers]

...artistic instincts.

Oh, I see. Anybody else?

[humming]

Fine, you traitors.

Look who's on my side.

We'll make our own card.

It'll be tons better
than your dumb old card.

Go ahead. I dare you.

-Hmm.
-[gasps]

[whispering]

So there!

[all gasping] Hmm!

[up-tempo music playing]

[shouting]

-How could you?
-How could I what, doc?

You want to sagotabe, bathotage...
Ruin our card.

What?

Well, two can play
at that game, little mister.

[all shouting]

[both gasping]

Hmm!

Hmm.

[all crying]

Goodness me! What a noise!

[crying]

Now we have no cards or anything.
What are we gonna do?

What is going on down here?

[crying]

Oh, poor Taz.

Say, I have an idea.

How about you and I
go into the kitchen

and whip up some yummy snacks?

I don't care who's in charge
or who does what,

I just want to give Granny
something special for Mother's Day.

Ehh, you're right. What do you say, guys?

I say let's get cracking.

Who's ready for a snack?

[all] Surprise!

Oh, my!

Happy Mother's Day, Granny.

Did you all work together to do this?

[all] Uh-huh.

What a wonderful gift, children!

Oh, what wonderful memories.

Group hug.

[theme music playing]