04x05 - A Bully For Bugs

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Floyd] Is everyone here?

Don't you know?

You're the only one
that can count this many kids.

Now here's a quarter for each of you.

Be careful not to lose it.

Someday when I understand
how much money this is,

I'll probably want to save
every one of these I can get my hands on.

-All right, let's go. And no...
-[all cheering]

Hey. No, running.

[all chanting] Candy! Candy! Candy!

-Candy.
-Oh, boy, oh, boy.

-Hello.
-Go.

Hi.

Greetings.

Howdy do.

-Pleased to meet you.
-Yay!

[groans]

[all chattering]

Yummy, yummy, in my tummy.
I'm gonna have a wiggly worm.

I'm not sure why,
but worms just call to me.

[Lola laughing]

I want some gooey taffy.

-Hi, Candy.
-Hey, Floyd.

I don't want my candy calling to me
or getting stuck in my fur.

That's why I'm having a lollipop.

Okay, who's first?

[Taz] Me, me, me!

Oh, me, me. I want some gumdrops, please.

Thank you, Candy.

You're welcome, Bugs.

-Me, me, me. It's my turn.
-Me, me, me!

[Elmer] Hello, bunny rabbit.

Can I have some candy?

I said, hello, bunny.

Can I have some candy?

I heard you the first time, doc.

But I'm not sharing my candy
with every kid that comes down the street.

Then I wouldn't have any.

[Elmer chuckles]

Hey!

Hey you.

-Give me that back.
-Sorry, kid.

But if I shared my candy
with every rabbit I meet,

there'd be none left for me.

But that's my candy.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

I got me some candy.

I got me some candy.

-[doorbell jingles]
-[Taz] Taz like it. Taz like it.

[Petunia] I like it too.

How could I let that kid
just take my candy?

What am I gonna tell Floyd?

Bugs, did you eat
all of your candy already?

No. I mean, uh, yeah, yeah.

I guess I ate it all already.

Wow, you ate it so fast,
you even ate the bag.

Taz like bag.

[grumbles indistinctly]

[Bugs] Oh, this is terrible.

Everyone has candy except me.

I feel so left out.

Here's the change from your quarter.

You can get some more.

But you better make it last this time.

Okay, I will.

Here you go, Bugs.

[Bugs] Gee. Is that all?

Sorry.

That's all you get for that much money.

[groans]

[doorbell jingles]

I ate all the candy, rabbit.
Give me some more.

But this is all I have.

It's really not enough to share, doc.

Great. Because I wasn't planning
on sharing anyway. [chuckles]

Oh.

And if you tell anyone what happened,
I'll get you.

Got it, rabbit? [laughing]

[doorbell jingles]

Bugs, what happened to your candy now?

Oh, I dropped it on the ground then,
had to throw it out.

Uh, accidents happen.

I understand that,

but you've been acting
kind of funny today.

Is everything all right?

Oh, yeah. Everything's peachy-keenie.

Hmm. I wonder.

I feel really bad
that you dropped your candy, Bugs.

Here's a marshmallow rabbit.

[gasps]

My stomach hurts.

Your stomach probably hurts
because you ate your candy so fast.

Daffy. Am I glad to see you.

You are? Well, that's the first.

Come outside with me.

Okay, rabbit.

I saw you get more.

Give me all your candy.

But I only have an icky marshmallow bunny.

Mm-hm.

He has a chocolate duck
that's much better.

Okay, then give me the chocolate duck
and no one gets hurt.

Oh, no, kid,
this chocolate duck is bitter.

You don't want this.

You should eat the marshmallow rabbit.

No, doc, eat the chocolate duck.

Eat the rabbit.

Eat the duck.

-Eat the rabbit.
-Duck.

-Rabbit.
-Duck.

-Rabbit!
-Rabbit.

-Duck.
-I say he should eat the rabbit.

And I insist you eat the duck. Here.

Mm.

Hmm. I better remember that just in case
he ever tries that again someday.

Well, see you around, doc.

Hold it right there, rabbit.

Mm.

Yum. Yum.

Tell them what happened!

Nothing happened. Just forget it.

Then I'll tell.
You see, there was this giant kid. And...

Okay, I'll tell them.

I didn't eat all my candy.

Some kid
has been making me give it to him.

Yeah. A really big kid.

Wait a minute.
Was it a funny bald-headed kid?

He tried to take my blankey once.

But I ran away.

One time he took my hair ribbon
and wouldn't give it back.

He knocked my pie on the ground.

And he pushed me down in the sandbox.

He's been picking on all of us.

We need to do something to make him stop.

Yeah!

I'd like to pin a bull's eye
on his baldy head.

And then drop the pies on him

until he's wearing a giant pie hat
that's too heavy he can't even stand up.

I'd like to put him
in a giant milkshake machine.

And then he'd get so mixed up,

he'd look like a puzzle
with the pieces in the wrong places.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'd get the biggest
rubber band in the world

and send him to the moon...

where the only people he would have
to pick on would be green mice.

-That would serve him right.
-[all] Yeah!

-[Taz] Sure would.
-Wait a second, you guys.

Maybe we're going about this all wrong.

When I didn't have any candy

and all of you did,
I felt really left out. So...

[Bugs whispering]

[doorbell jingles]

[footsteps approaching]

[Elmer]
Oh. Can't we talk this over, bunny rabbit?

Oh, oh, oh!

There you go, doc.
We're not afraid of you anymore.

You're...?
You're just giving me all this candy?

-Hooray.
-Yeah!

No one has ever been
this nice to me before.

[crying]

Hey. What's going on out here?

This kid's been picking on us.

Here, son, blow.

What's your name?

Elmer. Elmer Fudd.

Have you been picking on the others?

Well, maybe a little.

More than a little. A whole lot.

But I felt left out,

because you, the duck and the rest
are such good buddy buddies.

I think Elmer was acting like a bully
just to get attention.

Well,
we thought he might just need a friend.

So we gave him all our candy.

I'm very proud of the way
you handled this situation, Bugs.

But you could've come to me, you know.

Yeah, I know, now.

I think you've learned your lesson, Elmer.

But I'm still going
to have to talk to your parents

about the way you've been misbehaving.

Yes, sir.

Aw, don't take it so hard, kid.

We forgive you.

But how can I make it all better?

Well, how would you like to come over
to Granny's house for a play date?

I'd like that...

as soon as we eat all this candy.

At last.

There's candy for everybody.

Now what are we waiting for?

Let's eat!

-Yeah!
-All right, candy!

Give me, give me, give me!

All right!

[theme music playing]