04x10 - Baby Brouhaha

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

Yoo-hoo!

Oh, Granny, Granny, we want juice.

Granny, we want juice.

-Please.
-Taz got juice.

Wait. Here comes my big finish.

I still have it.

Now did you say you wanted some juice?

Taz had juice, so we want some too.

You're welcome to have some, Daffy,
but Taz didn't have any.

But he told us he did, Granny.

Taz got juice. Taz got juice.

Taz got juice!

[all] See.

Oh. I see the confusion now.

You see, I told Taz
that when it comes to playing ball...

he's really got the juice.

Taz got juice.

Taz got juice!

That means he's really good at it,
right, Granny?

Right you are, Lola.

I've got juice now, Granny.

You know, kids, it's always a good idea
to get the whole story

before you jump to conclusions.

[phone ringing]

-Oh, dear.
-It's okay, Granny.

I can do this.

Well, thank you, Bugs.

Hello?

Oh, hello.

Okay, guys, last one back
to the play room is a rotten egg.

[all shouting]

-[Granny] A baby?
-Huh?

Oh! I'd love to have a baby.

-Oh, this afternoon is perfect.
-[shouts]

[kids laughing]

Red light.

-Green light.
-[Bugs] Hold it.

Huh?

[Bugs] Hey, wait. Wait.

Excuse me, but the correct words
are "red light, green light."

And I'm the one
who's supposed to say them.

This is no time to play, Daffy.

Granny is having a baby.

[all] A baby?

It can't be. It just can't be!

Sylvester, we have to help Granny
take care of the baby.

Are you sure you got
the whole story on this, Bugs?

Of course.

Granny's having a baby this afternoon.

You can't have a baby that fast.

Sure you can.

No, you can't.

-Can too.
-Can not.

Can too!

Where do babies come from, anyway?

That is a very good question, Tweety.

And I know the answer.

Ooh! Wow.

Okay, back off. Back off.

Allow me to illustrate for all of you

where babies come from.

[clearing throat] You may not know this,
but babies grow from seeds.

These seeds are gathered
by leprechauns

deep in the forest of Fairy Land.

Leprechauns, huh?

The seeds are planted in a rutabaga patch

where they grow
into nice round healthy babies.

[all] Ooh!

Very cool.

I didn't know that.

Then the babies
are picked up for delivery.

[Bugs] Whoa, wait, Daff.

That can't be right.

Storks are the ones who deliver babies.

And just who do you think
is driving the trucks?

Oh, okay.

The storks then deliver
the babies to the baby store,

where they are placed on shelves
ready to be taken home.

And that, my dear Tweety,
is where babies come from.

That's amazing, Daffy.

On TV, all the babies come from hospitals.

It doesn't really matter
where they come from, Lola.

Granny is getting one this afternoon.

And we have to help her take care of it.

We'll see about that.

I'm going to go ask Granny
about this baby thing once and for all.

[doll] Mama. Mama.

A baby takes a lot work,
a lot of energy...

[Sylvester shouts] And a lot of stuff!

Huh?

[grumbles indistinctly]

You have to have all kinds of stuff
to take care of a baby.

You have baby bottles,
baby blankets, bath tubs, bassinets,

jogging strollers, hiking strollers,
walking strollers, "stroller" strollers.

Backpacks, night packs, fanny packs,
diaper pals, diaper pins, diaper bags,

diaper wipers, highchairs,
car chairs, walking chairs, potty chairs.

No more! No more!

-And don't forget the Binky.
-[Taz] Oh, no!

[all shouting]

It's true!

It's really true!

Granny really is having a baby!

Did Granny say that?

No.

But I was on my way to ask her about it

and I found this.

Egads!

It's all about babies.

What does it say, Lola?

Well, I can't read the words,

but the pictures tell
all about what babies are like.

It says the babies eat, drink,
sleep, play, crawl, smile, laugh, cry,

scream, wail, kick, screech.

Burp, barf up dinner.

Pass lots of gas.

Tears come out of their eyes.

Drool comes out of their mouth.

Stuff comes out of their nose!

[grunting]

And every day
they fill their diapers with...

[gasps] Huh?

[gasps] Ew!

[all] Ew.

Granny's gonna need more help
than we thought.

We better start practicing
this baby stuff right now.

-Mama.
-We can't use a doll to practice on.

We need something more like a real baby.

-You're right, Lola.
-Mama.

We need something that moves
and eats and sleeps

and is really cute.

I got a bad feeling about this.

Okay, baby, time for yummy num-num.

-No.
-Mm. So good.

Yum.

Oh, come on!

Just eat it, will you?

[groaning]

Hmm.

[mimicking airplane]

Here comes the airplane...

coming in for a landing.

He ate it!

Oh.

Hmph!

Feeding a baby is easy.

But after he eats,
you gotta pat him on the back

until he gives you a nice loud...

[burping]

burp.

Lola will now demonstrate
how to give baby a bath.

-Lola.
-First, put the baby in the tub.

[babbling]

Next, you shampoo baby's head.

Here we go, baby.

Shampoo time.

No.

No. No, no, no.

Come on!

No, no, no.

Hold still!

Please?

-No.
-Once you get the shampoo

on his little head,
you just rub it in, rinse it off, and...

[Lola screams]

[coughing]

[Lola] Tweety!

My bath is done.

[groaning]

Taz!

[grumbles indistinctly]

Great job, Taz.

I've never seen anyone
change a diaper so fast.

-[crying]
-What do I do? What do I do?

-Beats me.
-No clue.

You're supposed to make me stop crying.

-[continues crying]
-But how?

I don't know, I'm just a baby.
[continues crying]

[Daffy] I'll rock you to sleep.

That'll stop you.

Close your eyes, go to sleep.

Please be quiet, I'm begging you.

It's time to stop now.

You're crying is loud!

Oh, please!

Please!

Oh, I'm...

That was fun.

Do it again! Do it again!

All right, then.

[Lola] Where is she?

-Where's Granny?
-We're ready.

-Now where's the baby?
-[Granny] Children.

-[all] Hi, Granny!
-How are you doing?

Well, isn't this a nice welcome.

Where's the baby, Granny?

Can we see it?

Gracious. How did you know
that a baby was coming today?

I heard you talking about it
on the phone this morning.

So is the baby here?

She's right here.

[kids] Aw.

She sure is cute.

Yeah, but she's a hamster.

Not a baby.

She's a baby hamster, Daffy.

Mrs. Smith asked
if we could take care of her

for a few days.

-[Lola] Aw, how cute!
-[all chattering]

Can I hold her, Granny? Can I?

-Can I?
-Be careful with her, kids.

[Taz] What a cutie!

Is something wrong, Bugs?

I thought you were having
a real baby, Granny.

Oh, goodness, no.

But that's what you said on the phone.

Oh, I'm sorry, Bugs.

It must've sounded that way to you.

I guess next time
I should ask for the whole story

before I tell everyone what I heard, huh?

Yes, dear.

Sounds like a good idea.

Hey, Bugs, you wanna hold her?

-Sure.
-But be careful, she just ate.

Oh, right, she sure is cute.

[burps]

Huh. She is a real baby after all.

[theme music playing]