04x15 - Lights! Camera! Tweety!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[engine revving]

-[Floyd] Guess what, kids.
-Oh, what, Floyd?

We're gonna see how TV shows are made.

[all cheering]

Oh boy, oh boy.

Oh, oh!
Uh, you mean like Tessa's Treehouse?

Uh, that's my all-time
most favorite show ever.

Maybe I'll be on TV.

Thousands of people will see me.
No, zillions.

-Even hundreds!
-Oh, no.

[Sylvester] I wanna be on TV too.
I got a great juggling act.

[Lola] I can do cartwheels.

-[Taz] Knock, knock, who there?
-[Daffy] Taz knows some knock-knock jokes.

-[Lola] Come on, Tweety.
-I'm coming.

-We're in a real live TV studio.
-[all chattering]

I'm ready for my close up!

Oh, hey, calm down, kids.

We're going to get a tour of the studio
from a good friend of mine.

[Bugs gasps] Miss Tessa.

[gasps] From Tessa's Treehouse.

She's much smaller on TV.

I never knew you knew Miss Tessa.

I've known Floyd for years.

Has he told you about the time

he accidentally locked our class
out of school?

Uh-- [chuckles] Whoa.

Uh, maybe we should start the tour now.

-[Taz] Yeah, let's go on the tour.
-[all chattering]

-Oh, no.
-[Daffy] All right.

This is where we put on makeup
for the show.

Would anyone like to try?

Ooh, Taz try. Taz try.

[grumbles indistinctly]

Oh, watch the beak. Wha...?

Say, come on. Hey, that tickles. Say...

[coughing]

[groaning]

Hey, I know this place.

I've seen it on TV.

It's Tessa's actual, real-life treehouse.

Well, look at that.

Hey, look at me, everybody. I'm a TV star.

This is the camera
that makes the picture you see.

This microphone makes the sound.

And this is where the stage manager sits.
She tells us what to do.

[over speaker] Makeup, please.

Taz. [groans]

This is where our director works.

I guess this place isn't so very scary.

Ooh-- It's gonna be fun. Huh?

Oh, it's not quite time for that button.

It turns on the cameras
and starts the show.

Ooh, Taz sorry.

Like to go on the show.

Uh, you know, Miss Tessa,
I'm gonna be a big TV star, just like you.

Uh, someday, anyway.

Well, maybe you could be on TV, today.

-You ought to see me juggle.
-My cartwheels are the best.

[grumbles indistinctly]

You could be special guests on my show.

[all chattering]

Tessa's Treehouse?

Oh, I really don't want to be seen
by hundreds, if not zillions.

You'll do great, Tweety, old pal.

Why, sure. You'll be a big hit.

And remember, Tweety.

Whatever happens, we're your friends,
and we'll be there for you.

Uh, be where for me?

Right by your side.
It means you can count on us, Tweety.

Oh, thank you, Lola.
But I don't wanna be on TV.

And you won't have to, Tweety.
You can stay with me.

Oh, thank you very, very much, Floyd.

Oh, only a few minutes till show time

but I think we can still see
the news van outside.

Ooh!

-Me first, fatso.
-Come on, I'm pushing.

[all chattering]

[all shouting]

Not again.

[groaning]

[Tessa] Oh, Floyd.

[grunting]

Hey, I can't open it.

-[all grunting]
-What's the matter in there?

-The door's stuck.
-And we can't un-stick it.

[announcer] Stay tuned, kids.

Tessa's Treehouse is coming up,
right after this word from Puffin Puffs.

Tessa's Treehouse
is supposed to start in a few minutes.

Did you hear that?
We can't let Tessa down.

But how can we help? We're just kids.

We can put on the show for her.

I'm gonna be a big TV star.

-[Sylvester] You ought to see me juggle.
-[Lola] My cartwheels are the best.

[all chattering]

I'll be the star.

All we need now is--
Well, the main thing is we got...

-You see, first, we gotta have a...
-A stage manager.

That's me.

And someone to run the camera.

Ooh, ooh, I can.

I saw Granny use her camcorder once.

You'll also need someone
to help with the sound.

Ooh, ooh, me, me. I wanna, I wanna.

Taz too. Taz too.

[grumbles indistinctly]

And, of course,
you have to have a director.

Hmm.

Can't you please work fast?

Uh, I am working fast.

Oh, the show's supposed to start now.

Hmm, now, let me see. Which one was it?

[alarm beeping]

[laughing]

[announcer]
Puffin Puffs presents Tessa's Treehouse,

the show loved by millions of kids
around the world.

Uh, hello, folks,
and welcome to Tessa's Treehouse.

Ooh, our own little, Bugs, a TV star. Oh!

Miss Tessa couldn't be here,

so it's just me and all you thousands
and hundreds and zil... [stammering].

[speaking indistinctly]

Quick, Daffy. Do something.

What he's trying to say is...
[stammering]

Millions?

[gasps] Sylvester, get over there.

-Daffy.
-This is terrible. Oh, please, hurry.

Mm-hm.

[scatting]

Ta-da!

-Your turn, Taz. Do your stuff.
-Okay.

I always knew those kids had talent.

-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?

-[grumbles indistinctly]
-Who, who?

[grumbles indistinctly]

Who? Who? Who?

[grumbles indistinctly]

Who? Who? Who, who, who? Who?

Almost.

Hey, come on, you guys.
We gotta... Oh, careful.

[Lola shouting]

Oh, me.

[all shouting]

-Hey, hey! Uh, who's doing the show?
-Nobody.

Oh, my, oh, me.

My friends have always been there for me
when I needed them, and now they need me.

They're counting on me. I can do it.

Hey, here comes Tweety.

Welcome to...

Um, one moment, please.

That's better.

Welcome to Tweety's Treehouse.

I'm Tweety, and these are my very,
very special friends.

[all chattering]

[all shouting]

Here's a name you'll all come to know,
Bugs Bunny.

Say hi to our zillions of fans.

Ehh, what's up, doc...

[speaking indistinctly]

And the kid we can all relate to,
Daffy Duck.

Hey there, folks. I'm a... [stammering]

And here's our juggling jester, Sylvester.

Lola the acrobat and, Taz,
who always leaves them laughing.

Knock, knock. [grumbles indistinctly]

And today, we're all here
to entertain you on Tessa's Treehouse.

There we go.

I just want to say how very lucky I am
to have friends like them.

They are friends I can count on.

Friends who are always there for me.

And that's why I chose them
to be my very special co-hosts.

And I choose everyone at home too.

Tweety, Daffy, Bugs, are you kids okay?

-Did you see Tweety?
-He was terrific.

Tweety do good job.

-Oh, it was nothing. Really.
-[Tessa] You were wonderful, Tweety.

How would you like
to be my co-host all next week?

-Who? Him?
-What about us?

Oh, thank you very much, Miss Tessa.
But I don't think I can.

I have my friends to think of.

They count on me, you know.

[Daffy] Three cheers for Tweety.

-Hip, hip, hooray!
-[all] Hip, hip, hooray!

Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!

Oh, I do love a happy ending.

That's all for today, folks.

Bye-bye, and thanks for watching.

[theme music playing]