04x20 - Win, Lose Or Daffy

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

-[engine revving]
-[Bugs] Oh, boy! I love that mini-golfing.

[Tweety] Ooh, I never even played before.

[Sylvester] You're gonna love it, Tweety.

[Lola] It's fantastic fun.

[Floyd] Okay, everybody.
Let's stay together.

Oh, joy. There it is.

Right there. Waiting for us.

Six tickets, please.

Aren't you playing too, Floyd?

Oh, well, Tweety, I really couldn't--

Oh, come on, Floyd, you gotta play.

-Oh, Floyd, you gotta.
-You gotta!

You gotta play!

Okay, okay. Seven.

So how do we decide who goes first?

That's easy.

Eeenie, meenie, me, me, me.

Well, looks like it's me.

Pardon me. Excuse me. One side.
Coming through.

You can go first this time, Daffy.

But then we take turns.

Yeah. Right, right. Sure.

Now everyone be very quiet.

Hmm.

Fore! That's golf talk for...

Look out!

[all shouting]

That ought to count
for a whole bunch of points.

At least 23.

Actually, Daffy, in golf,
the winner has the lowest score.

Huh? You must be joking?

Mm-mm.

What kind of silly rule is that?

That's the way it works, Daffy.

[groaning]

You gotta learn to relax, Daff.

Yeah, yeah. Relax, Daffy.

Hmm.

I don't even know
which end of this bat to use.

[laughs]

-Go, Tweety.
-Go, go, go, Tweety!

-Yeah!
-Go, Tweety!

Beginner's luck.

Me first! Me first!

Daffy.

I mean, me first after Lola.

-Almost, Lola.
-Yeah. You'll get it next time.

Here, let me show you how it's done.

Did you see that? This thing's rigged!

Something's wrong with the machinery.

[all] Ooh!

Fantastic, Tweety.

Obviously, more beginner's luck.

[all laughing]

Oh, let's see here. I hit the ball
this many times on that last hole.

And Tweety got lucky. Hmm.

Say, that puts me in... last place?

For a beginner, he's awfully lucky.

[all cheering]

Aren't you going to play, Floyd?

I don't think so, Tweety.

It's just like Granny said.

Nothing's more fun than having fun.

Okay, maybe I will. Thanks, Tweety.

Hey, this is sort of kind of fun,
isn't it?

This is no fun at all. It's a disaster.

It's a catastrophe.

Oh, I'm so far behind.

I'll never catch up.

Ugh. Well, if I can't win fair and square,
I'll find another way.

[whistling]

Hey, careful, will you, Daffy?

Oh, so sorry, Sylvester. Was that yours?

Oh, Bugsy boy. I believe this is yours.

Hey, thanks, Daffy.

-[grunts]
-Try hitting it harder, Bugs.

[Bugs] Ehh, all right.

Look out!

[all gasping]

[gasps]

Oh!

The old "oil on the golf club" trick
never fails.

Hey, Taz.

Huh?

[all] Oh, no!

[crying]

Aw, too bad, Taz.

Go, go, go, go, Tweety, Tweety!

I like windmills.

Hey, what's going on?

Let me give it a try.

What?

Hmm.

[Daffy] Nobody here but us windmills.

-Daffy!
-What?

Ooh! Another hole in one.

Oh!

[shouts] I've been railroaded.

Say! What's this ball doing?

[Daffy speaking indistinctly]

Well, this is it. Hole 18.

Yep. The very last hole.

Ooh! My goodness!

I certainly have been lucky today.

[groans, then shouting]

[all] Daffy!

Hey, kids, how about a treat before we go?

[all cheering]

Hey, hold on a minute, will you?
I gotta add up the score.

All right, let's see.

Uh, what do you know? I won! I won!

Me, me, me. I won. I won!

Hey, everybody, look. I won! I won!

[laughing]

Everybody?

Anybody?

[all chattering]

Super dooper-dooper.

Hey, everybody. Look! Look, look, look.

Sit down and have a drink, Daffy.

Yeah. But first you gotta see my--

Here you go, Daffy, old pal.

Something to wet the whistle.

But I won! See? I won!

Well, what do you think?

[all] Hmm.

I won. Me. Daffy Duck.

I am the winner.

Now where's my trophy?

[all chattering]

Oh, I had so much fun.

[groaning]

-Everything okay, Daffy?
-I don't understand, Floyd.

I won. But they don't care.

Well, sometimes
it isn't about winning and losing.

It's about playing fair
and being a good sport, Daffy.

Because nothing
is more fun than having fun.

-And then Lola...
-[Daffy clearing throat]

[all] Huh?

Funny thing.

Seems-- Well, I added wrong,

and seems the winner is really Tweety.

Ooh! Oh, thank you very much, Daffy.

Yes. Thanks, Daffy.

-And now, I demand a rematch.
-[all] What?

Oh, brother.
Is it that important for you to win?

Oh, I don't wanna win. I wanna have fun.

Come on, one more game?

[all chattering]

Well, why not.

[all cheering]

[Granny] Nighty night, little ones.

Hey. Good night, Daffy.

And what was that, Floyd, dear?

Just a little something
for being a good sport.

[theme music playing]