02x03 - Physical Education

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From the farthest reaches of outer space

Lies an evil clan

They are racing across the universe

For an energy source

Heroes of the world, heroes all unite

They defend the Earth

They defend the Earth!

Aliens invading Earth for cocoa beans

Prized throughout the galaxy

They're coming soon, they're coming fast

I don't know if we can last

So we all need a savior
To defend our planet Earth

And our hero

In the previous episode,

we found out the identity of the ghost
in the abandoned house.

We thought it was Adu Du,
but it turned out to be Fang.

He was jealous of BoBoiBoy!

I refuse to believe that
you are better than me!

He got jealous
and attacked BoBoiBoy with a shadow tiger.

Thankfully, BoBoiBoy is much stronger now.

In the end,
Fang ran away when the sun set.

Wait, where did he go?
He probably ran away.

He picked a fight, but he fled in the end.

Excellent. This is excellent.

BELONGS TO PROBE

"A Knapsack of Roses"?
What is all of this?

CONFIDENTIAL

What?

Cocoa energy? On Earth?

Hey, Gopal. I have something to ask.

No, I haven't had any breakfast.
Are you offering to treat me?

That's not what I was about to ask.

Then what is it? I'm hungry.

Why are we both in the same class?

Why? Can't we be?

It's not that,
but aren't you like a year older than me?

It's a long story.

Make it short.

On the day of school registration…

What's the matter, miss?

You don't have enough documents, sir.
The birth certificate is missing.

What? Oh no…
How could I have forgotten that?

Don't worry, miss!
Ask me anything and I'll answer it all.

Do you remember all the details?

Miss, just look at this big head of mine.

I have an elephant's memory!
I won't forget the important details!

Funny enough,
my dad forgot the year I was born.

That's why I got enrolled
in the first grade, not the second.

Awesome!

But it's okay. There's a silver lining.

We get to be in the same class.

That's right, but the thing is…

Why is Ying also with us?
Isn't she a year younger?

She's just intelligent,
so she skipped a grade.

That explains it.

Hey, when will both of you
stop glaring at each other?

So, this is what a coward looks like.

How dare you!

Indeed, I dare!

I'm not like you.
A coward who ran away mid-fight!

Hey, I'm not a coward!

No fighting in the classroom!

I'll have to rearrange the tables
if you mess them up.

DUTY ROSTER

Do you see this?
For today, I'm responsible for the tables.

If you want to fight, do it tomorrow.
It's Amar Deep's turn then.

What did you just say, Gopal?

Nothing, I only told them not to fight,
since they might hurt themselves.

Yeah, right! Do you think
we didn't hear what you just said?

You weren't even trying to stop the fight
despite being the assistant monitor.

-Stop poking your nose into this.
-What?

This is between me and BoBoiBoy!

CLASS MONITOR

Would you like me to write down
your names instead?

-Write down his name, Yaya.
-Write his instead!

No, yours!

If you two don't call it quits,
I'll write down both of your names!

Don't do it, BoBoiBoy!

You'll be done for
if the vice principal sees your name!

It's just the vice principal.

"Just the vice principal"?

Listen, our vice principal
is a former army general!

After he retired, he became
a kickboxing champion eight times

and swam across the Pacific five times!

Some even say that he's had surgery
to replace his nerves with steel!

Really? What is his name then?

RINTIS ISLAND PRIMARY SCHOOL

You shouldn't speak his name.

If you do, he will appear out of nowhere!

That is nothing but a myth!
A wild conspiracy and a foolish hoax!

All of you, try and surround yourself
with something beneficial instead.

It's his fault.
He's always looking for trouble.

Trouble will always come upon justice,

but justice never causes any trouble!

What did he just say?

Those are such deep words coming from you.

"Deep"? What does that mean?

No idea, but it sounded like it.

Enough!
Unleash your mathematics textbooks!

-Teacher?
-What is it, young one?

It's supposed to be physical education,
Teacher. Not mathematics.

Is that so?
Hang on, I'll call for your PE teacher.

Hello! Happy exercising, my dear students!

Happy exercising, Teacher!

How did he become our PE teacher?

Truth be told, becoming a PE teacher
has been my ambition since I was little.

All right, children.
Tell me, what is your ambition?

I want to be a lawyer!

I want to be a doctor, Teacher!

I want to be

a physical education teacher!

I will flex the muscles of justice!

And thus I will run for 100 meters
in order to overtake evil,

all the while missing five hurdles!

Onward to the field!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

Listen up, students.

Today, we will be playing
a very rough sport!

A rough sport? What is it, Teacher?

It is…

Wait, what is this?

An egg-and-spoon relay race!

Quick, BoBoiBoy! It's your turn!

I don't want to. This is a game for kids.

I guess so, but it is fun!

-It's not challenging at all.
-You really think so?

And it seems childish to you?

All right, now it's time for BoBoiBoy
and Fang to race each other!

The winner will get…

the legendary "P" Papa Zola Ruler!

It's the "P" Papa Zola Ruler!

The infamous ruler that was used to fight
off the crooked monster in "Episode 21"!

That's all? Just a ruler?

It's the legendary ruler, BoBoiBoy!

Please get it for your best friend!

Fine.

-Dream on.
-Hey, what's with you?

Do you even know
what a "P" Papa Zola Ruler is?

I have no idea,
but I'm not going to let you guys have it.

It's a very close race!

Faster, BoBoiBoy! Faster!

Look at them go!

It looks like BoBoiBoy has a lead on Fang!
They're now at the sharp turn!

From the inside, Fang is now in the lead!

This is such a thrilling event!

No, a spectacular event!

BoBoiBoy is trying
to snatch back the lead!

Fang tries to block him, to no avail!

It looks like both of them are racing
towards the finish line!

Lightning Speed!

Yay, I won!

No, I did!

Well, I finished first!

What are you saying?

Calm yourselves!

Who will be crowned as the champion?

Teacher, I actually recorded the race.

Then rewind that tape!

See? I crossed the line first!

No, it was me! Just look!

Silence! Give me that!

Finally, justice has revealed itself!

Who was it, Teacher?
Who won? Please tell us!

And the winner is…

me, your teacher!

Why you, Teacher?

What kind of a joke is this?

Look at this!

What am I looking at?

Open your eyes and heart, young one.
Can you see that?

It is as clear as day
that I am the winner!

Wasn't the race between BoBoiBoy and Fang?

Exactly. What is this, Teacher?

Congratulations, Teacher!
I always knew you would win!

Thank you.
Calm down, and control yourself.

Mr. Papa, may I have that
"P" Papa Zola Ruler?

What did you say? Of course not!

I was the one running my heart out,
and now you want it for free?

Never mind, Teacher.

Then what about my camera, Mr. Papa?

This camera?
Unfortunately, it has been confiscated.

Wait, confiscated?

You can't do this, Teacher!

Justice will not allow any student
to bring their camera to school.

Oh no…

Teacher!

What is it, my young loser?

May I see that recording again?

Are you not satisfied with your loss?

I don't mind losing to you,

but I can't stand losing to BoBoiBoy!

Drop it. Let's just say that it's a draw.

A draw? Of course not!

Calm down! Why do you hate him so much?

What has this poor child done to you?

What has he done?

The other day, I ran as fast as I could
to get my favorite donut.

Yes, red carrot donuts!

RED CARROT DONUT
RM 1.00

-Here, ma'am.
-Ouch!

-Thank you, dear.
-You're welcome.

Are all the red carrot donuts
sold out, ma'am?

They're all sold out, dear.

Except for the white radish ones.

They're not the same, ma'am!

You took my favorite donut!

How could I have known?
I didn't even realize that you were there.

Gosh, it's just a donut.

"It's just a donut"?

Listen, red carrot donuts
are the best donuts in the world!

Hey, do you want one? I have some left.

It's still good.
I just bought it yesterday.

What's with you, Gopal? That's gross!

What? It only fell like three times.

So, this red carrot donut was the cause
of your disdain for BoBoiBoy?

It doesn't stop there, Teacher!

The other day, I came to school early
and saw how messy the classroom was.

CLASSROOM TIMETABLE

DAY: WEDNESDAY

PRAY FOR OUR SUCCESS, TEACHER

BE DISCIPLINED AND VALUE TIME

Here.

Well done, young one!
Kudos for your amazing effort!

You're so diligent, BoBoiBoy.

I'm glad that he's in our class.

But…

No buts. Look at this, my students.

Here's an exemplary student
that everyone should look up to.

An exemplary student?

That wasn't my fault.
It was a misunderstanding.

-You're doing this to me on purpose.
-No, I'm not.

I'm going to teach you a lesson, BoBoiBoy!

That's great. You can start
with my mathematics homework.

Me too!

Question 35 is rather hard.

Yeah, I've been at it for three days.

-Even so, I have yet to solve it.
-Hey!

You two are really asking for it!

Let's fight! I will beat you up!

Really? You will?

Hold it right there. Calm down.

Don't fight or else you'll get struck.

I still want to fight.

So, you still want to fight?
Very well, then!

Let's fight it out fair and square!

"Fair and square"?

Indeed!

I suggest both of you

have a spoon-and-egg race!

Teacher, we've already done that.

Is that so?

Then how about we have a…

What if we have a football match?

Do you have the guts?

Football?

Are you scared?

Scared? I'm not scared!

Don't cry if you lose, okay?

Me? Crying?

I will defeat BoBoiBoy! Just you wait!

Yeah right, dream on! Come at me!

Great!

The match between BoBoiBoy and Fang
will begin at five in the afternoon!

One week from now!

But, Teacher,
don't we need a team for this?

Look into my eyes.

Does it look like I care?

Find your own team!

What's with him?

Awesome.

They're having a football match!
I have to tell Mr. Boss!

It's finally done!

Mr. Boss!

Stop--

Oh man…

Oh no! Are you okay, Mr. Boss?

Geez…

What is wrong with you?

I'm sorry, Mr. Boss!
But I do have important news!

-What is it?
-It's about BoBoiBoy and Fang!

They'll be having a football match
in a week!

-A football match?
-Yes!

We have to plan how to defeat BoBoiBoy
in that football match.

A football match, huh?

What is "football"?

Oh, Mr. Boss.
To think you were laughing so hard.

Hey, villains are supposed to laugh!

Computer, explain to me
about this creature called "football."

It isn't a creature, Boss.

It is a type of sport
that is played by humans.

A sport, huh?

-What are the rules?
-It's easy, Mr. Boss!

Everyone runs after a ball
and then you kick it into a goal.

That's so primitive.

The most important thing is
how you celebrate the goal, Mr. Boss!

So, that's how it is.

Great job, Probe. Great job!

We will take this opportunity
to destroy BoBoiBoy!

Take my hand

We're going on an adventure

You'll sure enjoy it somehow

There's no better time than now

Don't be afraid

Just leave your doubts behind

It's gonna blow your mind

Just let it take you away

It doesn't matter if the skies are gray

C'mon, everybody, let's go out anyway

We'll take on anything that comes our way

Hang on tight

Let's go for a ride

We're right on time

Hang on tight

And I promise at all times

I will stay right by your side

I'll see you through every time

Don't worry, hold on to me tight

I will never walk out on you

I will never leave!

Hang on tight

Let's go for a ride

We're right on time

Hang on tight

Hang on tight