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01x04 - Lyle, the Kindly Viking

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales". Aired: December 21, 1993 – present.*
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.

01x04 - Lyle, the Kindly Viking

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hi kids I'm Bob the Tomato and I'm Larry the Cucumber welcome to VeggieTales and

now Larry and I have gotten a lot of letters with questions about sharing we sure have when do I have to share why do

I have to share what ever happened to Sonny and Cher questions questions questions yeah

anyway we decided to tackle all your sharing questions in one show so what is

it Archibald we're in the middle of a show oh yes exactly I couldn't help but

notice that in King George and the turkey you let Jimmy and Johnny put on a show yeah but it didn't work out very

well understandably so and then being them at all you see I've noticed that's a date

VeggieTales has been somewhat lacking in the taste and culture department your

point I'd like to do a show it'll be great

you'll love it it's about sharing bad oh

all right but if you get into any trouble let us know okay oh don't worry about a

thing huh prepare to be dazzled all right fellows bring out the set oh you're really in

for a treat

Oh Oh it's just like you wanted daddy oh yes thank you for joining us this

evening for promises to be a cultural tour de force Betty programming the far first story we

present the world's first all vegetable staging of Shakespeare's classic did you

get the script read actually is Hamlet she was very happy thing but we found

something very similar Oh omelet just

the name she makes you hunger I know what don't you bald is everything all right

what oh yes I'm of course M then well off we go hahaha presenting

Shakespeare's classic [Music]

his majesty let's run up prints on it request his daily eggs

and filthy no not the trouble to Prince know that these are the last eggs in the

entire kingdom why do you think he is trouble will the Prince not share his eggs with

his starving people perhaps you think about that all their own hmm the princes

eggs coming up [Music]

Wow is me I am throttled alas forsooth the country is rapidly

running out of eggs the people are starving and I am helpless to help them

what will become of my kingdom [Music]

something's cooking in the state of Denmark your eggs Prince omelette go to

light and fluffy the last eggs in the kingdom the last

four yolks I'll sh**t them well Horatio [Music]

but soft it is Ophelia but soft it is my

love try to do it it's embarrassing over

women's roles were played by men I think we're gonna get letters about this it is

I the affair of Tyria crazy

what news fair Ophelia I beseech thee my

lady o my lord I come with disparaging news bad news

the people the Lord they're snoring they're naughty No eggs for them meanwhile you see story

eggs every day look light and fluffy teaser ominous that has beset our fair

Kingdom and on top of that my eggs are getting cold oh my trouble freeze and this seat and

the implore thee please share share your

eggs with me people share my eggs share my eggs then I won't have any what are

you thinking fair Ophelia simply dis God

says he likes it when we share our blessings goodbye can I take these off now to eat

or not to eat that is the question whether tis nobler to share my eggs

cooked right and fluffy or to scarf down the whole thing myself

to share or not to share [Music]

what you doing there young lad just playing your highness ah are you just

gonna keep playing like that alone I don't know would you like to share my

game well sure plans the thing great just guess where you think my ships are

oh okay to be and not you'll be Brett yeah your turn wait what's that oh that

would be mine eggs cooked right and it looks quite yummy might I try a buddy

ah right um well sure

sure you can hey what methinks I just

shared with you didn't I methinks you did sharing and you know that that

wasn't so bad actually it felt pretty good your highness the things God wants us to

do for others usually make us feel good too you called your highness no but no chit

nah nothing Oh servant you found your highness yes call everyone together I have an

announcement to make carry your highness

good people of Denmark I have decided to share my eggs with you because God hates

it when we share our blessings sire

there aren't enough eggs to go around where do you find these eggs anyway

round things that come out of chickens what we thought those were ping-pong

ba*ls we got plenty of those I have an

idea why don't you name these light and fluffy eggs after our beloved Prince I

give you where might I find some toast

get thee to a bakery do you understand any of that not a word don't even think

about it as if only it wasn't bad enough him Phillipe Jean Claude and now it is

time for classy songs with Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out

and sings a classy song

[Music]

one day in all its majesty I feel I must

in fact share more than that it makes

you feel so that [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

goodbye [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

tell me anybody now what do you think of that [Music]

Oh golly uh what's your name

they've never given me a name I've been around since show one and I still don't

have a name well that was interesting

okay Archibald oh just fine thank you him you'll be glad to know folks that we

have saved the best for last in his robe in rumor that Gilbert and Sullivan the

brilliant musical duo penned one last piece of you before their deaths this musical legend has it was lost before it

could be staged well if my cohorts Philippines on cloud or correct we have

that lost musical musicals Garrett

inside or maybe Oh splendid let me have a look at it

oh here it is a Gilbert and Sullivan present Lisle the kindly Viking a

musical pop-up book well get ready for a

truly historic event once upon a time there was a little village by the sea

where the dwelt a band of Vikings I haven't seen him but that's no

surprise we should have listened to what

[Music]

[Music]

they brought back this time [Music] Hey and there's your wife oh yeah

there's your wife hello I'll fly a bouncer here what's not to love

I mean after all we're biking what do you know the charism wherever we go

[Music]

[Music]

so that was the life of a Viking village it's fluttering those are fancy words

for well for taking other people's things they were stealing their boats

was so fast that no one could catch them so they could get away with it but not all the Vikings were involved in

this unfortunate practice no there was one in particular his name was Lyle the

morning Isle good morning you missed another raid Lyle I know I was making stuff

Lyle never went on the raids instead he'd stay home and make crafts

potholders to be exact what you got in

the bag lawyer hat holders you want one are you gave me one last week but thank

you here's your share of the loot well don't worry it's the least we could

give you thanks now Lyle was definitely

an unusual Viking whenever the other Vikings returned from a raid he would take his small bag of loot and bless a

bunch of pot holders and head out to sea on his own expedition I said I owe tar

as you can imagine this puzzled the other Vikings quite a bit

what's up with - what's up with lies I'm

telling you that boy doesn't fit the Vikings down sit 793 our strategies be

clear you know that little guy things

that may feel in all contempt II it takes his boat out loaded and brings it

back in empty what [Music]

yes oh no one could figure out what Lyle was up to so two of the other Vikings two

fellows named Sven and otah and decided to follow him and find out you guys go

ahead I spin you don't have to sing but it's a

musical yeah I know but you don't have to sing every line in a musical talking

is okay - oh okay so very stealthily

they followed Lyle across the sea no you

too close would you just let me we're gonna lose them I just right there were

closer no no no would you just and much to their surprise he led them right back

to the monastery they had raided the night before what what is he doing oh

can I see it's very important I wanna wear did you know through Olaf amongst

ear monks what can I say my friends have

taken your things dear monks ear monks what can I do

I've come to bring Tom back to you I

cannot make it they are bigger and all

but I'll share what I and a few of my

home hey it's the thought that counts

dear little Viking boy okay yeah Lyle

dear Lyle we like your style for WiiWare oldest bearing but you ruled

your boat for many to practice an active sure

[Applause] [Music]

Sven and otah were very confused I'm confused and they returned home and waited to

confront Lyle not so fast

don't take another hot we know where you've been and we think it's gotta stop

we Vikings rule the Seas agenda attack we never say

[Music]

[Music]

you care about your share of gold so

rare and big TVs but when I get my share

[Music]

yeah well Renan otah had never thought about it that way a good sharing

actually give them more of what would make them really happy even they had noticed that before watching that

big-screen TV wasn't all that fun by yourself they give that a little more

thought in the meantime though they know Lyle would be in big trouble if olaf

learned what he was doing if all it finds out you'll be in big trouble you

can just talk oh right if all the find out you know well oh it's not gonna find

out this will be our little secret Thanks so they resolved not to let olaf

find out unfortunately this was easier said than done just a few days later as

the Vikings were headed out to raid the monastery once again it was the only monastery in the area

Oh toss spotted something oh no what is it

it's Lyle he's at the monastery they've all offseason he's in big

trouble what do we do we gotta distract all [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

don't see anything what but there it left something with

those monks what is it it's [ __ ] holders and a little bag we gave him hey that

goes against the coat of a Viking you can say that again [Music]

[Music]

what do you think you're giving them

stuff back [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause] [Music]

well I true [Music]

oh boy whoa hey look amongst a flyer

would hey yes if we had shared there'd be somebody to save us too

we knew we could help you something about friends ah they were mean to us I'm pretty sure

God wants us to help everyone not just people are nice to us oh this you're

right we're books we should know that huh all right come on boys let's save the

Lightning's can we put away the good silverware boys [Music]

so not only did the monks a real aisle they saved all the Vikings from the

storm [Music] had make friends with them by sharing

thank you day you are new friends you

saved us from the sea rest assured that me

we use we care about our share of gold

so rare TVs we share we get what's the

use of gold is no excuse me

Oh that mean we can't be Vikings anymore

not necessarily but I do think you need to change your song

[Music] you know everybody wherever we go

sheriff at believe leatherby know anybody

[Music]

[Music] I need to go to the bathroom

ah it's fin you can stop singing now oh right well there you have it the most

musical of Gilbert Jones and Simon Oh Kenny what that's not right

it's the wrong Gilbert and sullen this wasn't that lost music oh oh oh we're

over here by QWERTY to talk about what we learned today

[Music] fine

well Prince omelette learned that God wants us to share and that sharing can

actually feel pretty good yep and Lyle taught all the Vikings that even though sharing doesn't get you more stuff it

does get you more friends and that's even better that's right Larry well let's see if the

Bible says anything about sharing and do

not forget to do good and to share with others for with such sacrifices God is

pleased Hebrews 13 16 so God likes it

when we share yeah and so do the people we share with well we're out of time for today so remember

God made you special and he loves you very much bye

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