01x09 - Babysitter in Denile

[bunniefuu]

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why do I always have to watch it Miriam do this Miriam do that you're the big

sister the Egyptians swim all Hebrews out of

the water private Princess swim by order of

the Pharaoh everybody [Music]

out hey I said Egyptian swim out out

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out Miriam where have you been I asked you to help me today hey squirt you're

in trouble don't call me SC Miriam you've got a lot of responsibilities now that you're a big sister you have more

to think about than just yourself now please go get your baby

[Music] brother well come on everyone wants to

meet

you is it the baby adorable the baby's adorable such a strong looking baby

takes after my side of the father I don't know if I see such a baby as this

why is everyone saying the baby can't they just say [Music]

he Miriam I want you to help feed the baby do I have to you'll be taking care

of the baby while we're working so it's never too early to learn

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don't worry sweetheart that's just what babies do all right P's over there time to get

back to work now we back to the brickyards we Qui Walk Like an Egyptian

Brickyard isn't that sweet another baby's been born oh another baby let me

guess another another baby gett oh girl it

is all right let's go to the Brickyard to the Brickyard with all of you you

know statistically speaking you'd expect to see a baby boy or two no matter what you can't let the

guards find out that he's a boy but why Miriam please this is the most important

thing you'll ever do the pharaoh's guards must never find out I'll explain later that's a good

girl what is it Miriam Mom it's just that you never have

time for me anymore Miriam I would love to stay home with you and the baby but I can't now

take care of yourself and the baby until we get back [Music]

tonight here you go little baby catch the

ball I used to get all the attention till you came

along what good are you not

again what can a baby

do what can a baby do you pun pip you can't do zip but lay

around and too small to walk can't even talk oh

please learn something new I'd like a pet but what I get is not a dog but you

you sit and drill oh so not cool what's all the H to do what can a baby do oh

what can a baby do I can't have fun cuz I'm the one who Stu all day with aha you

cannot hide anything from us here I was just changing the baby's

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diaper go back to sleep sweetheart everything's fine I worked so hard today

oh I know you did and thank you but this is what you have to do for the family now I liked it better when I I was the

baby well now you're the big sister and being a family means taking care of each

other mom do you still love me too of course sweetheart nothing has

changed just like we still had enough love for your big brother Aaron after you came along that's different not at

all now get some sleep tomorrow's another big day you watch the baby again

for me won't you m I'll do it for you Mom that's my

girl I knows then the Papa sphin said who's

been eating my hummus [Music]

hey squirt you missed a spot stop calling me squirt princess coming

through make myy princess

bad miam

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Aaron are you all right yeah I'm okay now get out of here before there's

trouble who did that uh it was my fault double duty at

The Brick yards no one stands in the way of the princess let's go Aaron why did

you do that I'm with you off with me now it's getting more dangerous it's not

safe for the baby anymore why what are they doing it's time she knew

dear the pharaoh's afraid of us there are so many Hebrews in Egypt now that

he's afraid we might take over the country so now they are taking away all

the baby boys that's why we've asked you to watch out for the baby the same way Aaron watched out for

[Music] me but this is silly they're just babies

we know sweetheart that's what we pray for every night we can't keep the baby here

anymore it's just not safe but where else can we hide in it's got to be somewhere the pharaoh's guards would

never look I think I know a

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place all right little guy we've got to be very

quiet Egyptians swim all Hebrews out of the

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water no oh

no hey out of here it's an Egyptian swm

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[Applause] [Music] hey it's an Egyptian swim where are you

think you're going somebody stop

her wa it's like a totally cute

baby oh chill out I am totally keeping him I'm going to call him like Moses

because we drew him up out of the water so how do you like take care of one of these things

no uh excuse me princess yeahuh if it pleases your majesty I think I could

find someone to take care of this baby Moses excellent bring it back when he

can like walk and stuff and if any of you are ever like harsh to him I'll have

your heads I'm not sure how that would

work and the princess said you could stay home and take care of him you don't have to work in the brickyards anymore

God answered our prayers our little Moses is safe Miriam we are so proud of

you I just love my little brother is [Music]

all and now it's time time for the blues with Larry the part of the show where

Larry comes out and sings the blues hey everybody I'm going to lay

down some blues all sunshine and Roses no rain

came my way I said all sunshine and

Roses no rain came my way m-

my dad bought me ice cream oh happy happy happy happy

[Music] day I ate up that ice cream got some on

my face that's right right on my face I said I ate up that ice cream got some on

my face

got some on the table oh happy sticky happy sticky happy happy sticky happy

[Music] place hey man what you doing I'm singing

the blues oh man the blues is for singing when you feel sad but I don't

feel sad and you got no business singing the blues here let me help you out take

this cool ice cream thanks now give me back that ice cream

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you took my ice cream you took it from me you took my ice cream you took it

away from me oh yeah now you're getting it now

listen up but I'm still not

sad I'll just have uh cookie no no no man you almost had it come on like this

you took away my ice cream you took it away from

me sweet creamy ice cream I don't care about no

[Music] cooking now try it again

my cookies and ice cream they both gone

away that's right M feel [Music] it my cookies and ice cream they both

gone away oh sweet man

sweet but that don't bother me none I got me my freshly baked strudel

man you can't a PO in the blue I don't even rry well what about poodle cuz I

got a poodle oh no don't tell me you're going to eat that poodle no I'm just going to pet him pet and poodles makes

me happy sorry man you way too happy to

sing the blues hello would you like to

Poker sure don't got no ice cream no cookies no

strud don't got no ice cream no cookies no Str but I'm Your Lady Lady Lady happy

just here with my PO that's right oh yeah I'm Lady Lady

Lady happy just me and my this has been the blues with Larry

tune in next time oh never mind lar is not likely to be singing the blue again

time [Music]

soon the Great w*r Began upon the first vampire and the

kingom while the P sa as the there a family

united and the house free [Music]

this is a tale of a princess and the Duke and a motherin-law who's related to

the princess who has the end of the story becomes related to the Duke it's

kind of complicated it happened once upon a time

[Applause] [Music] Duke Duke his name is Duke a sty dresser

and an ight puke most say he is a handsome man with the rough dimensions

of aack of man he's

hunky sweet sweet P sweet her eyes are

sparkly and her hair is neat she was named the princess of her senor

now she lives a with hering Mom technically I'm her mother-in-law it's

complicated I explain [Music] me true

love Tales are made up we these stories and if we're correct true love's a

little [Music]

I'm a square but I'm no fool I'll be night at my

school all my years this has got to be the sorest lot of nights I have ever seen you'll never be fit for

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battle three do Knight keep your heads up

night before last you're late again sleepless night stay

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next if that had been a pie you'd be creamed right now you're hopeless

hopeless indeed Otis be elevated what an honor s

man this is the old night school's most illustrious graduate allow me to show you how it is

done sleepless night charge me and try to knet me off my feet

huh all right [Music]

[Music] All is fair in Love and w*r I don't

think that's right here ye here ye Otis the elevated will be taking all comers

in the annual Jou tournament if any of you are up for the challenge which I know you are thank you

Novak remember Lads this is the training that could save your life when facing a

r Barbarian watch out for your yourself there's not a nice one among

them soup's ready it's water soup again

mhm with water sauce sweet sweet batun you have been so

kind to me all these years and you to me mother inlaw yes I know but you've been just

like a mother to me Nona one ifications the r Barbarian go back to your own

kingdom R [Music]

Barbarian Nona I don't really seem to fit in since our arrival here in scone

we've become very poor and everyone is rather mean to me

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here sweet sweet patun could you get that Apple for

me of [Music]

course catchy too it's that new surf music Lucas why are we taking this path

back home we don't have to check on my Orchards Harvest was last week I told you this morning sire Nona has moved

back to town and she wanted you to stop by Nona my second cousin yeah twice

removed oh look there she is now wow Nona sure has changed sire Nona

is the short one oh well then who's the tall kind one that would be petunia but

sire I advise you not to have anything to do with her after all she is a rhub barbarian oh piss POS Lucas the w*r's

old news look how kind she is why Duke Duke what a surprise why hello Nona it's

good to see you by the way have I introduced you to sweet sweet petunia

she has been caring for me since our return oh Duke Duke Nona has told me so

much about you uh soup well there's not much but we will gladly share it with

you thank you oh no oh I'll get [Music]

it sorry oh excuse me I'm such an O let me make it up to you what do you need my

lady anything at all oh nothing really sire yes especially since we live in the

tree stop with no food to speak of we don't need anything nothing at all sire

Love and w*r remember the w*r nonsense the least I can do is let you gather

leftover apples for my Orchards here you you can take whatever you like oh I thank you you really are too kind Duke

Duke oh no need for formality you can call me

Duke oh bye Duke Duke I mean Duke bye-bye sweet sweet

petunia uh sire you were getting rather friendly with that foreign girl you know

how the citizens of scone are toward anyone being friendly to a rhub barbarian ah Lucas you're

[Music] overreacting the people are SC are

turning against you for showing

kind no no that's nonsense I'm sure that was just an

accident no it wasn't how many R barbarians does it take to change a lifeb I don't know how many rhub

barar uh what's a light bulb I don't know but if I did I'm sure it would not

change my negative opinion of R barbarians I better go things will only

get worse for you if you're seen with me no no things will be fine I'll

be oh are you okay yeah I'm okay you dropped your hat you know me oh here you

go oh I'll get it oh are you okay yeah yeah I'm okay oh goodbye oh oh missed the door

bye I got my hat now she is somewhat clumsy for a

princess no what petunia is a princess but of course excuse me Nona I don't

mean to pry but if petunia is a princess why are you two so poor it's complicated

I'll explain later um it kind of is later wait let's go to the book

Pig it all started before the great pie w*r as you know I once had a husband the

Brave and Noble Gilder seve the Invincible and we had a son Ryan the

only slightly less Invincible oh did I mention that my son Ryan Noble citizen

of scone married sweet sweet patuna the princess of rubarb what patun is married

no don't to your horses there's more you see when our son married the r Barbarian

princess we all went to live in rubarb but before we left guildes Le provided

for his brother by giving him half of the golden Quest it was the key to his

castle half why don't you just come out and say you don't trust me all right I

don't trust you the other half was the key to the great Vault this he kept for

me then things got bad the armies of rubab went to w*r against the kingdom of

scone the great pie w*r had begun as you know gilders Le and Ryan

were neither Invincible nor slightly less

Invincible wow I never knew but why didn't you stay in the Kingdom of

rhubarb if patuna was a princess Pig Petunia's family welcomed her but not me

to them I was the enemy but petunia was so compassionate to me she sacrificed

living as a princess to come and take care of me wow you're right how's that

this is complicated so you're forced to live in a tree stump because of Gilder sleeve's

brother he only looks out for himself I'm so sorry I wish there was something I could do to help help you get the

other half of that [Music]

Crest goodbye Duke voila

OPP sorry Nona I'll get dinner right away how's Apple ficacy fine dear but

first I have something for you I want you to have this you need it more than I

do but Nona the key to the Vault oh this is too

great a treasure I can never repay me well I think Duke will help you with

that Duke what does Duke have to do with anything you just give it to him and ask

him to Jou for you in the tournament give it to Duke trust me

dear oh oh petunia I didn't see you there tell him you you sink he's

nice I nice oh you sure are you're

really nice you're one of the nicest people I know tell him oh uh yeah Duke

uh I think you're nice too you do well I uh now give the

quest what's this I want you to joust for me at the tournament to win the

other half of the crest from Gilder sleeves brother what the family mention

the family if if Gilder sleeve's brother won't look out for family you must me

for you you're known as second cousin twice removed Duke I know this is a lot

to ask but I want I need you to Jou for

me well then yes yes yes of course I'll

joust for you i' do anything for you petunia even if I had to joust oest the

elevated by the way who is gild s's brother anyway oh toy

elevated Otis I've come to challenge you to a

joust huh [Music]

adjust winner gets both halves of the duck both halves huh if you won't take

care of family I will you think I got where I am by looking out for others

looking out for others is for SS no looking out for others is true

love I've seen you train you're on

ladies Lords and peasants we are gathered to witness a contest between

oest the [Music] elevated and Duke

Duke the winner gets the Golden Crest to Gilda theves castle with all the

treasure that lies within and if they act now will include this lovely set of

Ginsu [Music] Knives the contest shall consist of

three tests worthy of a night first the implausibly uous obstacle course of

perel by R of elevation Otis the elevated shall go first

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23 seconds a new personal best next up the Barbarian loving Duke

Duke

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wo w

[Music] w Wait he's up oh wait he's up

look he's going to make it this time [Music]

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and Duke score a course time worst 67

seconds it's not looking too good for Duke and now the hurling catapults of

slime to see who's the smartest the a of Costello will ask a riddle the first to

solve it sends his opponent into a bucket of

slime there are three members of the royal family with strange names sir who

Prince what and maybe I don't know they want to board a fery to cross a treacherous River taking into account

their rank what would be the reverse order in which they should board the fery wait you you want to know who's on

first correct next what absolutely correct and third I don't know correct

wait who went third [Applause]

wrong this is unbelievable Duke actually tied

Otis there will be a third contest the joust with the pies of Doom

[Applause] a head-to-head competition to prove who is the [Music]

best you are going to lose [Music]

everything sire no one would blame you if you backed out now after all she is a

r Barbarian go back to your own kingdom RW Barbarian think about it are you really

will willing to take a pie for petunia wias she has no family to look

out for her I have to think of her first for patun for family for the

[Music] duck ooh that was close

folks you are lucky Duke but watch out for yourself this time no Otis I'm

looking out for someone else first that's true love that's

crazy oh oh I want that duck Nona ponia and

those silly peasants can all starve for all I care

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oh I can't see [Music]

oh Duke wins Duke wins way to go

[Music] duke what are you looking

at we'll be family now petunia and I'll take care of you

forever family forever [Music]

I Now Pronounce You Duke and

Duchess you may now join the halves of the [Music]

duck that real gold oh excuse me no I'll get it no no allow me oh excuse me I got

it love love true love

the weer our so well Reed the kind of love of

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