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01x19 - Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales". Aired: December 21, 1993 – present.*
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.

01x19 - Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed

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[Music] that was a lousy you're telling me that

monster looked like a chicken in a wig

hey do you remember what we saw the last time we were here

[Music] hey kids could you spare a nickel

we're not supposed to talk to strangers and no i i don't have any extra money oh

really well how about a dollar and 28 cents what

how did you know i had that i've been watching your kid every monday

morning your mom gives you a dollar and 28 cents

see you later boys i hope you like water with your lunches

[Laughter] huh

i believe you have something that belongs to those boys

[Music] i who are you

i'm larryboy [Applause] [Music]

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

take [Music] don't get crazy

[Music]

i ain't feeling so good [Music] hey

where are we going to do this [Music]

[Applause]

we've been looking for you for months thanks larryboy [Music]

well done master a splendid job why thank you alfred it was pretty good

wasn't it next time though try to remember to

release the criminal from your super suction ear turn your head left and snap

your neck down ah yes that's why i couldn't get rid of them

but besides that i was super [Music] [Applause] what

what happened uh nothing that's exactly what harold told me

yes but guess what i

did you hear something [Music]

hey what do you say we go get some pizza you know to celebrate oh i'd love to

master larry but it's getting late and i'm volunteering at the veggie valley grade school tomorrow morning oh all

right good night alfred good night master lady

if any more space aliens want to fall into bumbleberg i'm ready for you too

[Applause] [Music]

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who's got the suits [Music]

he's [Music]

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[Music] oh

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my

so i repaired the chafing dish then sent the chef out to get another jar of

pickled herring and the dinner party was [Music]

saved well thank you mr alfred wasn't that a great story kids

well we've still got more to do today mr alfred would you like to stay and watch oh that sounds like fun but i'm a

bit winded from my storytelling so i think i'd better go home and recharge my

batteries well okay let's all thank mr alfred for coming today

remember tomorrow we're going to learn about rumors little stories that can hurt

[Music] did you hear what mr alfred said

yeah he said he had to go home and recharge his batteries

why would he say that i don't know i've got a toy with rechargeable

batteries it's my robot do you think mr alfred is a i don't know

he talks kind of funny and he's kind of stuff kind kinda like my

robot should we tell anybody no we better keep it to ourselves

keep what to yourselves who said that hey over here the weed

keep what to yourselves you're a talking weed i'm a talking wait you're a talking

carrot your point was so come on tell me what it is you're

keeping to yourselves it's about mr alfred but we can't tell

you anymore listen sprout did your parents ever teach you to share

well yes but then share with me i'm a good friend of alberts

elephant alfred i ask because i care [Music]

we learned something about mr alfred today yeah what is it

well we think mr alfred yeah is a robot no

he looks so natural he's a good robot you won't tell anybody will you hey i'm

not like you guys i got roots i'm not going anywhere your secret stays right

here [Music]

did you hear about mr alfred what mr alfred the painted class today

yeah he's a robot i'm robots dangerous i don't know did

you hear that yes i think i did so then alfred is a dangerous robot

oh my whoa thanks for the tip [Music]

did you hear about alfred [Music]

but did you hear about alfred what about alfred it turns out he's really a dangerous robot

alfred everybody's talking about it you don't say

hey i just read a book where dangerous robots took over the world do you think alfred he is on the library

board today the library tomorrow the world

[Music]

nothing lifts the spirit more than an afternoon dabbling in the horticultural arts

i couldn't agree more alfred [Music] oh sweet sweet petunia may or bloom be a

beacon of hope for all who tread these grassy hills [Music]

i'll get it

hey you're a weed that's right but did you hear about alfred oh alfred's gonna be mad she

can't sweep in his flower bed yeah but did you hear about alfred you better get out of here before alfred comes back

you're not listening to me did you listen it's the mayor she says it's urgent i'll

be right there i gotta go hold that thought

alfred there's a huge weed in your flower bed i told it to leave oh dear

well wait till you hear what the mayor has to say

hello mayor this is larry yes hello larry listen i need you to get

larry boy uh yeah sure but uh why don't you call him with the larry signal

because it's daytime you can't see it in the daytime good point

alfred make a note of that tell him we need his help there are

weeds terrible weeds popping up all over bumblyburg they are saying very fresh

things about your friend alfred i don't believe them but some of our citizens are getting worried

what's worse though they are burning the lawns and gardens about their city

yeah if larryboy cannot stop them our property values will plummet our homes

will be worth nothing can you find him

[Applause] don't worry about a thing there help is on the way

alfred we've got some gardening to [Music]

you heard do one about alfred a dangerous robot i'm old he's got

lasers for us and the microchip breathing his skin is terribly cold

we've heard the one about alfred it's great amazing

but now that we've heard about alfred we'd like to hear more about you

[Music]

is [Music]

all right alfred i am executing plan ah

um i'm gonna i'm gonna try plan b all right

trying plan b so what is it starts as a tool

maybe it's true maybe not but once you repeat it it's hard to

defeat it now look at the mess that you've got yeah

everyone knows the story is all over town louis rumor weeds know how a rumor can

grow

[Music]

okay i'm executing plan b

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alfred i think we have a problem yes what's that

i can't stop this thing oh dear put your supersection here down

by the weed what why i've installed sensors in your plungers

that will tell us about the weeds genetic structure oh my well here it goes

hello hello testing one two three alfred is it working

yes yes perfect all right that's enough master lady you

can come back to the letty cave now but it got me by the ear what you're a

big strong superhero sure you can get away from a little weed

i yeah you'd think so but it's kind of strong

[Music] oh [Music]

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good work master larry the data is fascinating have you figured out how to

stop it well not yet but it's extraordinary it's like no plant i've

ever seen it doesn't photosynthesize

why do we care if it takes pictures no no photosynthesize plants turn sunlight

into energy it's how they grow except these weeds don't do that

they don't need energy to grow oh no they need lots of energy but they don't

get it from sunlight well where do they get it i can't figure it out they're feeding off something but

i don't know what look i fed the data about the weed into the lady satellite

in geosynchronous orbit over bumblyburn now wherever a new weed grows we can see

it here see bumblingburgh have the measles no those

are the weeds what they're everywhere yes and at the rate they're growing if

we can't find a way to stop them bumblyburg will be really weedy oh it's

worse than that these weeds are strong enough to break up sidewalks to smash through brick walls if we can't stop

them bumblyberg will be destroyed

oh no careful that's the oh my goodness what look i had the

satellite looking at the surface of bumblyburg see yeah when you bumped the

control you told the satellite to look under the ground now watch

they're all connected [Music] wow what's that big green thing right

under bumlyburg it could only be one thing

the mother weed how do you k*ll a weed

[Music] you go to the root [Music]

you've got to take out the monoweed unfortunately i made some modifications to the many mobile that would really

come in handy i don't know what to do i don't know what to do don't worry i've planned out the entire mission i'll be

right here giving you instructions as you would need them

remember humphrey berg is counting on you you can do it

are you up to speed yes i am all right press the new button

okay this is great but um i thought the weed was under the

ground yes that's right but now you're almost there steady

steady and now push the red button huh okay

hey my wings

[Music]

button

[Music]

bird

albert i'm i'm still alive isn't

i'm flying it the ground well actually you're boring

i know i'm not the williest of cucumbers no no not that kind of boring it's like

drilling it's a boring machine

now i've set coordinates to take you to the sewer system about 50 feet from the weed once you break through the tunnel

wall i'll give you more directions

i'm slowing you down [Music]

master larry are you in the tunnel master larry

all right alfred i'm in the tunnel alfred

master lady can you hear me alfred can you hear me

the radio isn't working the sewer walls must be blocking the transmission

that means i can't give him his direction what do i do what do i do what

to do what to do i must save him

alright [Music]

help is on the way

[Music] [Applause] okay i can do this

i am after all a superhero

oh look it's just a little one what would i feel nervous about

you've met your match we i'm gonna take you and i'm gonna

um [Music]

oh yes officer i need your help larryboy is battling a giant weed in the sewer

system the robot

[Music]

[Music] that's right you're connected

oh alfred i knew you wouldn't let me down oh did you hear the one about alfred

[Music]

wrong button [Music]

[Music] everyone listen to me

[Music] [Applause] ah maya live i need our help please look

mayor it's like i told you it's not a shiny metal head just like a robot

your plates stand back even cobalt

oh no that's my helmet it keeps my brain safe

your robot brain no what no

[Applause]

don't look at his eyes they're listening

no wait [Music]

i'm not a robot i'm a british [Applause]

[Music] i'm morning you i'm not super

face it you can't stop this weed thanks to your friends up there i'm getting

bigger by the minute

so did you hear the one about alfred [Music]

[Applause] i heard he wants to take over the world

i have there are teenagers inside him that's so correct our children are in danger

no no he needs no truth i'm not a robot

[Music] it's the robot he's shaking the world

i'm not shaking anything it's shaking me

[Applause] [Music] [Applause]

[Music] hey we had the robot

laura junior what's going on what's that thing that has alfred it's a big weed dad

did you hear mr alfred is really a dangerous robot with laser eyes

what who said that it's true he's going to take over the world

now where did you hear that louise told me yeah isn't that right

did you make up this story what i'm a rumor weed i never make

anything up i heard it from two very reliable sources

right kids junior

laura do you have something to tell me oh

well we heard mr alfred tell you that he needed to recharge his batteries

so we thought he must be a robot

right oh kids that was a figure of speech oh what

sometimes grown-ups say things that really mean something else when mr alfred said he needed to recharge his

batteries he really meant that he was tired and needed to go home and rest that's all

oh listen if you hear something about someone that sounds bad or even just

weird you should ask them about it or ask your mom or dad but don't spread rumors even if it's true god doesn't

want us to tell stories that can hurt he wants us to spread nice words

so mr alfred isn't a robot no mr alfred is a very nice man

[Music] did you see that yeah do you think

we can save mr alfred by spreading some nice words come on

[Music] what a scary robot he's not a robot he's

a nice man who came to our class to tell us stories well i remember when alfred helped me

out with my dinner party a scary robot wouldn't do that he helped me

change a tire he carried my groceries for me

he helped us with our bake sales

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

ah [Music]

[Applause] we're soggy we thought you were a robot

we didn't even ask you if it was true oh i forgive you i forgive you all

[Music] ah has anyone seen

[Music]

oh hey alfred somebody told me you were a robot

[Music] is there a flower shell

[Applause]

[Music]

hey there citizens we really had an adventure today didn't we that was a thorny one i mean once that problem got

going he just spread like a master lady enough with the puns can we please get

on with this uh sorry we're back at the larry cave to wrap this one up and send you home alfred do

you suppose the bible has anything to say about what happened today as a matter of fact it does it's coming up on

the screen right now here take a look at this

reckless words pierce like a sword but the tongue of the wise brings healing proverbs 12 18.

so the bible says if you're not careful your words can hurt people just like a sword oh is that right

junior and laura didn't mean to hurt alfred but they weren't careful with what they said and who they set it to and it caused big problems but that

verse also says that if we use nice words we can make it all better we can

make people feel good remember god doesn't want us to tell stories that can hurt he wants us to spread nice words

and if you can do that you'll be that hero too see you next time

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