01x42 - MacLarry and the Stinky Cheese Battle

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once upon a time in a make-believe land where Scotland and Rome are right next

to each other there live two friends chognorius a barbarian and pompous

Maximus a Roman as friends often do they played together but somewhere along the

line their playing turn to pranking

they're pranking escalated and got out of hand until once good friends became

bitter phones [Music]

I'll get you and so it was that the best

friends never spoke again the kingdoms were divided and a great Feud endured

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once again to repay our enemies my son McClary is joining us today for yet

another attempt to pass his initiation test eight times a charm

that's what I meant ninth time's a charm if time is practice thanks Dad I'm

really feeling it this time I've got this really cool new invention

a feature non-ventions what do this

so I said I'm not standing I'm Roman

champion

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wherever there is

terrible haircuts weep at the fury of a prank boys

[Music] give them bad haircuts

behind Network mullet Skillet lack of

Seagulls it is a surfer not bad frosted tips you monster go ahead son

this one's yours give him a bad haircut and you'll have earned your place Among Us

[Music] come on Nick Larry you can do this

[Music] mclary what

what sorry mcbob [Music] [Applause]

no I'm sorry mclarry [Music]

sorry Dad I tripped it's okay son 10th time's a charm Barbara Marions let's go

home come on McClary let's get back to the Village [Music]

Bob maybe you need to practice a little more it won't help I'm the worst Barbara

Marion ever not worse just different exactly I can't do anything the rest of

you guys can do I just don't fit in just because you're different doesn't mean you're any less important oh what about

all that stuff you make your inventions those are pretty cool well sure I love

inventing but I don't think inventions matter much around here

victory prepare for the chog toast

let's do this

I thought you were ready

quick just get to our side

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they cannot cross the gorge they are too puny we shall return with an even

greater gag they've returned all hail Chuck Norris

greatest did you break them good Mr Norris hey

that we did lap awesome

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brains to try [Music]

for all the World to Sing

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[Music] excuse me Chief they pranked us while we

were out how can this happen if they come across the gorge airmail they have employed the silly goose I can't believe

it we've been goosed to the Long Haul we will plot a revenge

over Jews and macaroni not you mclary you've got homework to do

you need practice good lad oh come on you don't have to sing my

theme song every time save me some juice

hey maculari strike out again yep well maybe you could hang out with us can you

read to us from one of those what do you call them books yeah that's it books sorry kids I got homework oh

okay

the book of Archimedes he's a really great inventor he's one of my heroes

like chog I guess so but different I'd really love to meet him one day here

look at this it's called a lever he put something heavy on one end and you can move it up and down really easy uh why

would I want to do that well because it could be really useful for a prank well no oh here's a good one

what is it watch this

what good is that how do we prank the Romans with it we don't it's not for pranking it's just interesting I'm

thinking of calling it a Flying Bridge or a norious cradle maybe you could attach giant pies to it and it would

swing and splat the Romans right in the face no it's not for that they could hit

and explode and save a crib and go everywhere no no no that's not what it's like what do you think you're doing no

Maria is stop singing I told you to practice and get out here

playing with toys sorry Dad I was just spending your time with worthless Contraptions when we need your help on

the front line but Dad you're my son and we have a Heritage to uphold why do

things any differently what good is this can shiny metal best

year for can this give an awful haircut cam yeah whatever this is when the feud

with the Romans no only a truly unbeatable prank will win it that's why

we're going after the cheese of a tiller

rumored to be so stinky so foul it's wrapped in rotten eggs and lutefisk just

to Shield the stench the teasers

conversation would you excuse us please once we roll Attila stinky cheese in the

room the Romans will have no choice but to bow to our superior pranksmanship but

it's already decided

why can't I be more like them

alone in a village of many trying my best to fit in

Viber skills well I haven't got any the worst Barber Varian

I cannot be like them I try but I choke him practically lame with a practical

joke I give it my all plus a hundred percent but nobody cares about a boy

[Music] alone in a village of many

trying my best to fit in the worst

Barber bear

I blame myself son you're not a great Barber Barian because I haven't pushed

you hard enough I haven't worked you until you were too tired to form new thoughts or properly swallow your food

to win this Feud with the Romans will need you to pass that test uh sure Dad

you can count on me good let's do this [Music]

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[Applause] [Music] good morning

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cool oh mclarry why'd you have to go and use one of your foolish Contraptions

it's just that I wasn't I it was a miscalculation I can help I can rebuild it you've done

quite enough already boy these no time for inventions and no place for an

inventor but Dustin grab me some Timbers but Leslie fetch me some Pitch

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okay Archimedes maybe I could be your Apprentice maybe we could build stuff

he currently resides in Greece Greece

and now it's time for silly and now it's time for silly songs with

Scottish Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly Scottish song I can't tell you how proud

I am at this moment I dance on stills while he needs quilt

nice glitter tossing the simulated Scottish Highland Hills oh beautiful he

places we feel so smart in our red Tartan

Scottish kills

we feel so smart in our and Scottish skills technically you Stitch equipped but otherwise

[Music] I'll have you know that's not in Scotland I dance on still excuse me sir

[Music] Irish he plays his whistle what sea salt

it smells it's not on the menu we feel so smart in our green tart I got nothing against me

[Music] this is a sky song

[Music] I dance on stills hey stitches jokes

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Brothers [Music]

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[Music] this has been silly songs with Scottish

men tune in next time to hear what he say just give them some Scotch tape and butterscotch he'll be fine ah my bunny

Lies Over the Ocean

well I can't decide whether I want to be a waiter or an actor I don't know maybe

a doctor not good at a sales I'm gonna be a ninja big city here we go let me

tell you guys something it'll take a lot more than just wishful thinking to make it in the big city we need a break we

gotta look for an opportunity look at here like this we find ourselves above Barbarian then boom we're set where are

we gonna find one of those yeah

oh look who just fell off the turnip truck can I help you follow us with something

fellas [Music]

friends Romans country fans

come on lend me your ears [Applause]

it is I your beloved leader humpus maximus in all my awesomeness my Maximus

awesomeness I wish I wish to entertained by a checker match ton of death

which is just a figure of speech of course you cannot die playing checkers but the loser will suffer great

humiliation I love that [Applause]

stop being as awesome as me a barber barrier

as I have cash I suppose I could take a check if Barbara Barry and in my city

the turnips kidnap me I was headed to Greece to meet Archimedes and help in his Workshop I'm an inventor just like

him an inventor you say then I should welcome you as my honored guest that's

right you are under arrest what sir I like him DC inventor what is your name

my new inventor friend mclary mclary norius Norris yes of course I'm sorry

for the misunderstanding with all these pranks going around one can't be too careful but if you're interested in

meeting the great Archimedes well of course I'd love to he's out of town but I'll send for him in the meantime why

don't you have a seat oh okay thank you you are surprisingly nice I'm cool like

that remove the turnip thank you bye-bye I know my rights I didn't just follow it

this is the pop pictures in the dirt I like this game then a horse a bad

haircut a good haircut a pretty sparkly unicorn

[Music] this is the path to the cheese of a k*ller it'll be very dangerous we'll

need all that brute strength and courage we can muster um Chief have you seen mclarry he's not going with us on this

one Mac Bob as I was saying okay but I haven't seen him since yesterday well as long as he's not destroying our meeting

Hall I'm okay with him having a little me time let's just go fetch this cheese mcbob mac

tuna magniser Max scooter everybody ready yeah and Donaldson really no Mac

nope just Donald fine Nick mobile you carry the jumbo nose pins of the case of

Febreze trust me we're gonna need it so tell me are you enjoying Rome so far

everyone is really nice actually I feel so important here you and I are except

creatures we deserve popsicle versions of ourselves and no wait that's just me

say I I have a problem that I could use some help with something someone awesome

like you is uniquely suited for oh okay what do you need my help with where the

thing is Archie Drew these up for me last time I saw him lovely plans but

there seems to be a page missing you want me to build you an Archimedes design you are an inventor invent only a

truly gifted inventor could pull this off okay I'll try excellent

and then I can meet our chaminis yeah sure whatever

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oh pretty just like the drawing you like it you bet I do come let's go try it out

let me get my Legion I mean my friends

nose pins at the ready men Febreze covers

[Music] the cheese of Attila

cities fall before the power of Extinction non-ranker get a load of that stink

right is seriously terrible is this is the worst thing I've ever smelled

hmm that's better prolonged exposure will drive a man insane mad I tell ya

mud Keith are you sure you sure Jesus safe to take back to the Village I

brought a jelly job these things are amazing seals in the rankedness ready

everybody now it just smells like cinnamon dyed

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wow that's cool you can March a whole Army across this

thing I wonder what Archimedes would think about this you know interesting fact about Archimedes is actually in

Rome already that was fast hard to leave really seeing how he's in prison what

that's right when he found out I wanted to use his bridge design for getting across the gorge to majorly prank The

Barbarians he refused to build it so I threw him in the dungeon good thing I

found another inventor oh no sees him what are you doing rolling in the cage

oh you came all this way just to help me break your own father now the joke's on

you ready man cream and the fruit feelings

let's go [Music] what have I done

[Music] hey did we order that McClary has anyone

seen McClary McClary are you here I can't believe you

fell for that and now for a delicious I can't I'll have snakes chief

[Music] sorry

mclary isn't back I don't know where he is he's not in his Hut working on some

project no see he's not here his tools are gone and

his book oh no what I think he must have left the village for Greece Greece it's so far

away what if he's captured by Romans the poor boy he'd be pranked in the Oblivion

what are we gonna do it's my fault he's been trying to be a good Barber barium

how many times did he take that test again nine

nine times I like to throw things and break them in

half I'll shave off your chest hair if it's good for a love hey

he likes invention to build and create he does it so well

and it makes him feel great what I thought was important and Worthy praise

our qualities missing in the sun who my brain

raised I've pushed him a little too hard to

force him to earn his bubbleberry and card I haven't loved him the way that I

should and miss seeing all in him that is good

what I thought was important and worthy of praise our qualities missing in the

sun whom I've raised he's different from me I break he creates my voice different

from me oh my clarity

and that's great [Music] that's the way God made him mcbob and I

love him I have to find mclary I have to go after him but Chief he's my boy

what about the cheese the cheese will need the way

get out all this reclining and gently swaying

has made me winded we'll rest here for a minute plus I need to use the little Emperor's room too bad you can't get out

of that cage and warn The Barbarians about us excuse me

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oh what is he doing I think he's making

something what are you doing are you making something candy version

[Music] how does it work hopefully like this

ah that is great sorry fellas gotta go warm my dad you guys are coming okay

good luck can you believe this yes that was cool reverser

pretty cool let's go catch him before he wants the

other barbarians how can we we're in the cage

hey all right fine you'll go

after him

my Clary God thank goodness I found you huh awesome I'm so sorry so what if

you're not the world's best prankster you're my son and I love you you do I do

son I love you too Dad you know what I think it's great that you like to invent

stuff really really yeah

what did you do oh all our lives what is it

wrong boy you guys are gonna love camping anybody

bring a tent hey turn up can we borrow your turn of flagon the clock sticks

thanks foreign

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s the Romans are coming break out the water balloons

oh bring me bring me my wingy helmet

is that what I think it is the cheese of Attila son I'm glad you're back now just

stay here where you'll be seen Mama margarian's home

let's do this

taste the banana cream [Music]

and it's delicious I'll get you from this pompous let's go front silk

bring me the cheese

those pins and Febreze at the ready you want it there I'm lactose intolerant

Romans prepare to smell like milk that is spoiled for a thousand years sour

cream raisin quickly

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together there's no use what do we do no one's

left to save us I can give it a shot dad I'd like a chicken sandwich and a

mango milkshake hold that I have an idea please do something I'm too

handsome to be stinky for the rest of my life here's what I need caver Stone rope

Kilts go you guys bring me the bridge machine Romans you can't trust them

forget about the prank Feud we're all in trouble if we don't get this cheese out of here now go

lower the bridge get breaking

we're gonna need a counterweight bring me something heavy I hope you know what you're doing

we brought the heaviest thing we could find I'm not heavy I'm your father good

but I think we need a little more what

It's Time cover me be careful McClary

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stand back everyone

you can do it son Scott the cheese [Music]

thank you that is nasty

no Barbara Berry you never risked himself like that for a Roman you guys

are all right that's my son oh McClary

God is giving you a great gift I'm so sorry I refused to see it thanks to your

inventiveness we're all safe I'm so proud of you thanks Dad

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draw gold buddy I know we've had our differences maybe it's time for a fresh

start friend what's all this silly pranking gotten us anyway by Imperial

decree I declare no more Roman pranks from now on and I do the same

barbarians no more pranking let our two kingdoms once again be at peace

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nightmare