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01x36 - Getting A Second Chance

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales". Aired: December 21, 1993 – present.*
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.

01x36 - Getting A Second Chance

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[Music]

hi guys well and nobody got hurt hey

I need that well but nobody got hurt

well and nobody got hurt oh [Music]

good morning help me

I lost my ticket you hadn't been teasing me with it we wouldn't be in this mess Laura

[Laughter]

I mean you're so bad bad

who are you uh who us yeah oh we uh The Pirates Who

Don't Do Anything oh you'll know that's right nothing zilch and nothing

you already said nothing I didn't say nothing yes you did nothing zilch nada nothing zilch NADA oh yeah

zilch no I say zilch you say NADA what about nothing

yes oh we are the Pirates Who Don't Do

Anything oh you'll know that's right nothing zilch zilch

right got it oh we are the Pirates Who Don't Do

Anything oh you'll know that's right nothing zilch noodle

NADA nada

I bet you think this movie's about you don't you what don't you don't you don't

you oh good one boys thank you yes very

funny knock knock

who's there big Goofy is

haha very funny you crack me up

Mr twisty who who's there show yourself

come on

we may need some help over here

it's a loose knit oh dear

okay kids rest up has anybody seen my teeth

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Bad underwear Grandma I sure do love your pie

is this the road to Tipperary here kitty kitty kitty kitty yeah Kitty

oh those Polo days at Cambridge are really going to pay off

vertical on take off plant and

one have ibuprofen

you know these lobsters remind me of my Aunt Lucy this may come as a surprise to you but my aunt Lucy was a lobster yeah

right no really I mean a pretty big one too sometimes when she fell asleep we

used to pull on her tendons and make her legs move no no really it was fun we did it at the church picnic once we actually

got her walking across the table what hey they told me to add lib you don't

give me a script you take what you get my friend true but the kids got a point that was odd dude you are weird

fire she blows where right there

medic sorry told them what they were doing wrong

they said they were [Music]

I'm alive

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thank you foreign

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everybody [Music]

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his way [Music]

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[Music] apologize [Music]

foreign [Music]

States

you don't have to rub it in it's great that you won the contest Laura but let's try not to brag about it nice one with

the lights Bob my pleasure for the next song maybe I can drive into the river yeah

thank you or maybe you could help me with the map oh I'm sorry

is there anything you want me to tell triple when I need him

[Music]

do you mind I'm stuck [Music]

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put it [Music]

okay bye [Music]

ice cream heaven [Music]

[Applause]

thank you

well I'm glad that's over did you say something

oh dear

I'm lying heaven smells like Wisconsin

[Music]

well and nobody got hurt

wow what a shot hey

hey what's that

what's Seafood maybe it's like tofu only saltier

[Music]

foreign

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hey may we help you

find my wife here may I please use the bathroom

thank you oh a captain ahem's Moby Blaster my

favorite [Music] what do you want

well sirs the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar and an angry mother

porcupine shot out our tires and one of her babies got me

and I need to use your phone to call my tow truck my wife

brother

take take eat it eat it shrimp shrimps knees steak and shrimps bacon shrimps

[Music]

do you prefer poking or non-poking

none you are my clever

[Music]

[Music] please make yourselves comfortable I

will be glad to take care of them why don't you two wait here I'm gonna go

call a tow truck maybe we can still make it to the concert on time

hey it's your own your own fault for teasing me you're just getting what you deserve hmm I'm coming with you Mr Bob

see they got one guy all he does he just folds these napkins oh the napkin guy

yeah you know uh use the fold Maps no no listen to me

it has one knife in place one four and it rolls it up in the knife just like

this it makes it into that little sponge shape

[Music] excuse me

how's it going hey what's up who are you uh who us yeah oh we are the Pirates Who

Don't Do Anything oh you'll know that's right nothing zilch NADA didn't you hear

a song well yeah but look Sunny can I call you sonny Junior hey pretty close

look hey Junior we couldn't help but notice you were having a little thing with your friend over there yeah you

weren't being very nice well it's her own fault she was teasing me you know she's getting what she deserves

right Junior we've seen these types of situations before happens all the time

what you need is a little compassion and maybe some scampi

oh that's a hard question well compassion is when you see that someone

needs help and you want to help them that's what I thought you'd say they all

do yeah we find it helpful to illustrate with a little story story yep you know we call ourselves The

Pirates Who Don't Do Anything but that's not entirely accurate oh yeah remember

when we did that one thing with that one guy oh do I ever I remember it like it

was yesterday [Music] thank you

[Music] are you guys still doing that pirate

thing watch your tongue lady or we'll ask that [Music]

why don't we do we won't do anything we're the pirates that don't do anything remember oh that's right uh you got off

easy but hey we need more Mr twisty's Twisted Cheese Curls yeah and root beer I told you boys

no more cheese curls until you pay a tab you still owe me from last week but

you'll take away our chance to win the Mr twisties Twisted Cheese Curls sweepstakes

inside one of those bags of cheesy goodness is a Golden Ticket that'll

change our lives forever well you could work here for me that way

you could earn more cheese curds so uh what do you know how to do well

I'm pretty good at lawn dogs croquette is my specialty

when do we start Monday's good for me

we were short on cash it seems not doing anything I didn't pay very well so what

do we do now um nothing you are a genius

[Music]

are these Fish Fresh oh yeah

oh man they're a person we cut them is that

right two weeks ago universe

beside the fact that we were low on funds this was a memorable day because he showed up

Jonah now Jonah was a prophet of God which

means he was one of the very special people God used to deliver messages to Israel

it was kind of like a mailman except his letters came straight from God

[Music] anyway Jonah loved helping his friends by bringing them God's messages

sometimes the messages were good sometimes they were not so good but when a prophet talks everybody listens

what's the word Jonah

get right here [Music] dear people I bring you a message from

the Lord oh it's a message of encouragement

do not fight do not cheat wash your hands before you eat that is nothing

quite as sweet a message from the Lord be a friend and say your prayers Heaven

loves a heart that cares that is why I've come to share a message from the

Lord and if you follow commands there will be peace

[Music]

sheep your kids your wives don't eat pigs don't eat bats don't eat

beetles flies all nights stay away from all of that a message from the Lord do

what's right don't provoke put for tassels do not laugh it's not a joke a message

from the Lord do not cheat wash your hands before you

eat there is nothing quite as sweet a message

[Music] from the Lord

foreign [Music]

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[Applause] [Music] all right good show everyone thank you

very much that was pretty much Jonah's life tell

the town bringing God's messages to his friends not a bad gig overall

so every night before you went to sleep Jonah would pray and ask God if there

was a new message for him to deliver foreign [Music] there was a message that would change

Jonah's life a new message

being unkind lying stealing oh dear sounds like a standard turn and repent

to me all right name the town I'll be on my way first thing in the morning where

is it Jericho Damascus what Nineveh

I'm not aware of any minivers in Israel no I don't think

oh you mean that Nineveh that Nineveh

wasn't in Israel at all it was the capital of Assyria and it was the biggest meanest City around now the

people of Nineveh were particularly mean to Jonah's people the Israelites I mean

why they scored the voice of all they slap people with fishes

they even slapped each other with fishes they didn't know the difference between right and wrong the nidabites were so

mean in fact that most Israelites including Jonah wished God would just white men about the face

foreign

was shocked that God would want him to deliver a message to his enemies

you don't want me to go there or you don't know what Nineveh is like perhaps

you've never been there what of course you haven't a God Like You would never go to a place like

Nineveh for that matter neither would a prophet like me oh

no it cannot be your messages are meant for me and my

brothers we are your chosen people

and Nineveh well they're not there must be some mistake a big

misunderstanding is really hard to take how could you be so demanding for years

I've been your messenger from more a chef to Gaff a but Nineveh should get no

chance to turn they've earned your Wrath no it cannot be

your messages are meant for me and my brothers

we are your chosen people and Nineveh well they are not we're the

good guys and they're the bad guys please don't send me there with a message of your mercy

asking us all Jerusalem I'll be there in a minute any town in Israel just ask me

I'll be in it Shiloh gilgal Jetta go just say the word but Nineveh that is

just absurd Joppa Apec Jezreel they're all just fine

but Nineveh oh Nineveh

no Nineveh is where I draw the line

no it cannot be your messages are meant for me

foreign [Music]

Tes the tow truck's on its way you know Junior I love your dad and all but

that's the last time I pick him for a co-pilot

what's going on we're telling a little story

you should listen too as I was saying it sounded like God

wanted to offer moisey to Jonah's enemy what's Mercy is what this whole story is

about as well compassion remember the menu oh

yeah oh there's that too better check your menu again we got two specials

today and they go hand in hand compassion is when you want to help

someone who needs help is when you give someone a second chance even if they don't deserve it this story

is about both of them that's right my cucumber friend you can't have mercy without compassion but

moistie is even more important Jonah was afraid God was gonna give Nineveh a

second chance and that he was gonna help him even though they didn't deserve it so oh what did he do well never before

had he gotten the message from God that he didn't want to deliver he didn't know what to do

hi Jonah what's the word what nothing that is no word

no nothing at all now if you don't excuse me I'm very busy good morning Jonah what's the word

there is no word nothing I about to get out of here

[Music] I have no new messages

[Music] I am not going

[Music]

[Music] really sir I can't sell your ticket to

Nineveh what who the names Angus I sell cruise tickets there's nothing like a cruise on

a great sea to clean the sand that he had a wicked hey but he can't sail to

Nineveh it's landlocked see foreign [Music]

why that would take weeks the other end of the world

perfect how much even if you had the money no one around here has the time to

sail all the way to Turkey [Music]

oh we couldn't possibly we were very busy with the cargo and stuff

oh Pirates have to build a gym blunder and that really takes it out of you yeah

and uh Alf is on in a half an hour so I don't know I am besides that oh we don't

really sail at all so the answer is no

money is no object next up tarshish I always the main

[Music] sails where do we put them

no those are baby wipes [Music]

[Music]

even though we never sailed before we took to it like a fish to water

[Music]

where right there next to the grill oh cut it

6-0 [Music] that's a skunk I win

[Music] two out of three ah no I'm done hey when

we get to touch this who holds on me

thank you once we finally got out to sea Jonah went below deck to rest a bit

[Music] oh what have I done what have I done

[Music] our power

of attractive what who's that you do not run from your problems

[Music]

what do you do that for Mr twisty

twisty who's that show yourself

please

foreign what are you

Oh Me Oh My name is Khalil I am a caterpillar well that is only half true

my mother was a caterpillar my father was a worm but I am okay with that now are you halil you've got to get your gut

into it

I bet you are wondering why I am here ah you tidy up around the ship oh no I

do not work on this ship I am a small business operator a traveling salesman I

sell Persian friends door to door see

oh lovely anyway do you know where this Jeep is going oh yes

what a trip you know that may be just what I need the personal business has not been going

very well around here but I still have a positive mental attitude because of my

motivational tapes

I am a skewed metal worker I did not know that yes well that's

lovely Carlisle but if you don't mind I think I'll just get some rest Jonah

you are a Jonah you know me of course I do you are the most famous prophet in

the whole world well I don't know if I'd say sell your license merchandise I have

the Jonah runs dear Jonah plush toy

[Music]

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oh no it's a man God can count on to deliver his messages

yes well you and God are like peace and

you always swear the same way oh that is a good one you know humor

runs very deep in my family my uncle was a big star back in the comedy club in Nineveh

standing room only and then he was hit with a fish I'm telling you those people do not know

right from wrong oh Nineveh

you are sad now my friend something about Nineveh makes you feel sad inside I don't really want to talk about it I

just need some rest oh you do not have to tell me because I already know you do

you do yes there is a woman in the universe is there not a beautiful young asparagus she is waiting there for you

no no you are promised to be married but your job is now in the way the woman's

father is the head of an international ring of camel thieves this Mayday you

said silver dashish to deliver a message that will break the back of the devil live but in their process we'll break

the heart of the woman you love

that runs very deep in my family do not worry the first one is free please Carlisle I just need to get some

rest you can deliver the message and I'll

sell their blush toys we can be a team

from the Lord well sweet dreams traveling buddy

we can make our plans to save those cameras tomorrow

yes which way is tarshish right this way you can't miss it oh and

thank you

Jonah what who is it Jonah where are you

going oh it's you Lord I'm going to ah I'm going oh I'm sorry I

can't hear you I can't hear you

trouble

oh I never seen before and if we don't do something quick we're gonna see we

sing drops probably oh hey what are you doing here didn't I

tell you to get off my ship yeah lousy at least eat it but you see my new friend and I are

going to turn she's to pick the back of the devil's leaves

thank you you've been asleep at a time like this

I'll tell you what's going on we're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help

you will what can we do oh get up and pray to your God the maybe you'll have mercy on us since power Our Lives

somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here

wait a minute that's it all right you two follow me [Music]

foreign

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[Music] s but we won't know for sure until we

figure it out scientifically all right and Go Fish

loser takes a swim

[Music] I got a burnt nope [Music]

oh dear I am both desperate for a lobster sorry [Music]

[Music]

octopus

[Music] thank you

[Music]

it's a match [Music]

I thought for sure all right I admitted it's my fault oh my

I'm the one to blame but hey the wine I'm a Hebrew and I worship the Lord the

god of Heaven who made the Sea and the land and I'm running away from him

but I didn't listen if you know I don't like those people oh

be slappers yes and so I ran I ran and I ended up here

all because of me I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea

you don't have to do that we gotta play

yes thank you you're too kind well don't know buddy it was nice knowing you uh

normally you'd be entitled to a refund I put under the circumstances you know and

with you dying and all I don't suppose a refund would do me much good now oh thanks

but the cameras [Music] hey wait a minute I just remember

something and maybe you don't have to walk your blank after all oh every winter my cousin from Moose Lake

asks me to take care of this [Music]

cool what is it peace my friend is a Jupiter 1600 horsepower high octane door

propeller pole ignition outboard motor with the optional chrome trim package

[Music] what is it it gets us back to Japan oh

well how does it work that I don't know perhaps I could help you know technical

competency I know a very deep in your family oh a reputation

well then it appears that one should put the cord and then perhaps push this thingy

no it's the other way around perhaps if one first pushes them like a bubbly thingy

and don't bullish decor

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music] yep that's how it works

it has been delightful but I must go now [Music]

[Applause]

look don't let us die for this and send and don't hold us responsible for his

death because it is an asphalt oh Lord you have set this storm upon Him by your

own good reasons and keep my duty safe

that was easy

well should we pull him back in uh I don't see why not

[Music]

something touched me oh man there's something in the water

[Music] hurry up hurry I'm hurrying hold on Jonah ain't this time

okay

foreign

[Music] come on give it here

[Music] excuse me gentlemen perhaps I can be of assistance

foreign [Music]

[Music]

huh

mad located [Music]

[Music] Chicago .com

oh yes we do [Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

hello [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

rambling buddy where are you [Music]

thank you

[Music]

[Music] oh look a bowling ball if I could only

find some pins you found better than that traveling buddy it's me

all we need to do is get this whale to swim to Nineveh you give the message I

sell the plush toys we'll be right back on track Carlisle please don't speak to

me I'm having a rather bad day where you don't need to be so down about it Mr

Grumpy pants look around you

[Music] digest it do you know what that means

of course they do digestion runs very deep in my family I'm just trying to

have a positive outlook you know you know the difference between you and me is that you see the whale yourself

empty but I see the Whalers have [Music]

I don't know what that means neither do I

oh I might as well face it God gave me a job to do and I I disobeyed him I ran

the other way I've done something terrible and now I'm getting what I

deserve I'm going to die here in this whale

[Music]

have you ever seen anything so pathetic

this boy needs some help what who's there take it easy Jonah we're on your

side how did you know my name how did you get in here were you in the bowling ball too uh no

that's not how we get around no we came straight from the big man himself

you mean and just like you we deliver his

messages so your prophets too not exactly you see we work on a slightly

higher level and Jonah we've got a message for you

[Music] your feeling pretty blue

you didn't do what God requested

[Music] yeah I'll be moving too

if I was gonna be time to stay

safe [Music]

shut up tonight

[Music]

not so fast your life ain't over yet

see we're here to tell you all about [Music]

you you can yeah

you see God's got a message

[Music]

of your time [Applause] setting to know a guy who gives a second

chance [Music]

[Music]

cause love is true then you should know what you should do if you love me

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] second chance

seven second chances

God is [Music]

[Applause]

[Applause] so from inside the whale Jonah prayed

and asked God to forgive him for not obeying he told God that if he got another chance he would go to Nineveh

even though he didn't like those people very much so did he get another chance

shouldn't you be looking out for your tow truck oh yeah yeah that can wait did Jonah get another chance well God saw

that Jonah needed help and he wanted to help him that's compassion but did he give him a second chance even though he

didn't deserve it you know Mercy after three days Jonah noticed something

strange happening [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

foreign

[Music]

yes well

[Music]

foreign

Jonah and Jonah got his second chance [Music]

and just like he promised he headed straight for Nineveh [Music]

[Music] foreign

foreign

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oh [Music]

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go in give the message get out go in give the message get out

who goes there ah yes my name is Jonah and I'm a

prophet you know from here are you no you see I'm from how am I your stranger

wouldn't it well yes I suppose so but I know a lot strangers no yes I've heard

that but you see I have a oh why are you here well I have a message

a message boo well for everyone for the whole city

you've got a message for the OC no no okay oh that's rich

asparagus as a message I do not think this is going very well

oh let's just go home I did what you said I guess it just wasn't meant to be

Jonah what is our friends

on Earth what are you doing here what are you doing here yeah you're you're

fish food the whales beat us out like so much bad couscous and here we are now

delivering the message but they wouldn't let us in so I guess

we're going home hey I bet we could get him in

huh I look it's a cheese scale blocks

coming back for a visit oh yeah yep

is that belly with you oh yes he's with us you were there mate yes indeed why I

sailed halfway across the world with these fine gentlemen all right you can

come in enjoy your stay in Nineveh what was that all about how did you do

that and remember that money you gave us by the way you ain't gonna want that

refund are you ah good I guess we spit it every last penny on cheese curls

Cheese Curls yep 1458 bags of Mr twisties Twisted Cheese

Curls and you'll never guess what we found in bag 497. the golden ticket

we won the Mr twisties Twisted cheese curl sweepstakes

uh-huh and the prize was uh-huh but in addition to our enviously

fashionable hip here we also get a tour of the Mr twisties Factory right here in

minimum [Music] which despite its unseately location

for the suspended experience and believe it or not in this town we're famous

hey look here comes let's see the officials hello and we are in the neighborhood

these are the men arrest them at once

against the Royal City of Nineveh that's ridiculous oh is it

no wait I thought they were free samples take them away you can't do that I'm sorry are you with

these men well uh I suppose hello what are you doing

thank you oh oh wonderful it must be time for my

speech hey hey I can't move I can't move either

look if I got something on my face foreign

[Music]

this doesn't look good I'm sorry guys I thought they were free samples they were

right out there in the open in a big pool very misleading oh don't go blaming

yourself no I blame him let's put it all in these curls he says no I say we need

a balanced portfolio a little stock a little buns a little cash or cash

equivalents and then maybe some snacks but no put it all in cheese curls he

says man you got a plan for the future what it got us here didn't it

I'm not here literally but we were somebody we were celebrities we

are going to die people of Nineveh these four men and

their small whatever it is and you make caterpillar well that is only half true have been found guilty of high fevery

against the Royal City of Nineveh all their punishment the slap of no return

what's so funny [Music]

[Applause]

[Applause] what is happening that is making your

bread like little babies [Applause] yes you can snack food

so seriously people of Nineveh I give you

King twistamer [Music] [Applause]

[Music] it's Mr twisty

explains it he looks happier on the bag

because of the heinous act against your curls of cheese are there punishment

the slap of no return

proceed please I'll look you at least give the

beauty parties a chance to speak in their own defense

you may speak well as I understand it the snacks in

question were right out in the open in a large bowl I think we'll all agree this

was somewhat misleading don't you think [Music]

in

[Music]

what did you say I said well they were mature I was in the belly of away yeah

but you're not dead no that's just it I was in the whale for three days a night

and then I prayed to my God and the great monsters spit me up on the shore so that I could bring you all a message

asparagus bow to the great fish we celebrate the

great fish in our heart yes I noticed

if what you are saying is true how do we know if he's telling the truth

Saya Mel him your highness smell him

[Music] oh I'm terribly sorry I've been meaning

to shower but he has been in the great fish we must hear the message what

message what was the message it's been so long

oh yes of it

and stop cheating stop lying it especially stop slapping people with

fishes all this entire city will be destroyed

a message from the Lord well the King was very upset he had no

idea they weren't supposed to do that stuff but no one had ever told him before

oh [Music]

I decree from the King let everyone call urgently to God let

them give up their evil ways and their violence perhaps the god that brought this man

out of the great fish will give us a second chance

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

but I guess that his friends go free so the king and the people of Nineveh

said they were sorry stop the fish living and started being nice to people

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

yeah everyone must have been really happy right oh well almost everyone yes

thank you thank you thank you

[Applause] thank you you see should have figured God wouldn't really forgive the

ninevites I mean he'd done some terrible stuff no he figured God had something

else in mind [Music]

what are we doing oh it's time to watch the fun

and what fun would that be well I did what I was supposed to do I warned them

that they were going to get in big big trouble so now that they've had their warning it's time to watch God wipe them

off the face of the Earth I picked a safe distance so we won't get

singed

thank you

[Music]

oh this is going to be great the bad guys finally getting what they deserve

so Jonah waited for God to destroy Nineveh even now God was compassionate

towards Jonah and caused the plant to grow that shaded him from the hot sun

thank you very nice [Music]

Jonah kept waiting but it didn't seem like anything was happening he wondered

if maybe God was forgetting something all right I did my job so

fire at birthstone whatever you pick right over there

I'll just sit here under my weed and wait

what happened what how could you or you're waiting

made me hungry it was just a weed just a weed it it was my shade it was my friend

oh dear lord how could you let this happen

[Music] would you look at yourself you care more

about that weed than about all the people in Nineveh well I why are you

here now instead of back in the belly of that whale because God is compassionate

he wanted to help you and because he is merciful he gave you a second chance oh

yes and I'm very grateful is it ever occurred to you that maybe God loves everybody not just you that maybe he

wants to give everyone a second chance uh well he saw that those people needed

help that they didn't know right from wrong and he wanted to help them and that is why he sent you ah and when you

told them what they were doing wrong they said they were sorry they put down their macros and their halibutes and

they asked God for a second chance and by golly he gave them one

don't you see God wants to give everyone a second chance

and so should we [Music]

if they get a second chance those fish slappers well then it would be better if

I were dead oh I wish I were back in that whale

are pathetic you know patience runs very deep in my

family but not that deep I am out of here what

I wanted to be big and important the world doesn't need more people who

are big and important you don't need more people who are nice and

compassionate and merciful what I want to be

who can find yourself a new traveling body goodbye

leave can and them

all alone hello you can call Lyle

ready [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

the end

wait a minute it's over That's How It Ends yep but what did

Jonah learn the question my friends not what did Jonah learn the question is

what did you learn well I learned that we need to help

people who need help and we need to give Second Chances even if they don't deserve them but

what's that got to do with us hey tomato hey your friend there there's

a big asparagus if I'm not mistaken you didn't do such a good job helping you

with the map oh it was a disaster he said he was sorry and that he'd do better next time but no way I oh

Mercy I guess everyone deserves a second chance yep now get out of here before my

crab legs get cold you know that still wasn't a very good

way to end a story oh what do you want a big musical number

well yeah who do they think I am triple yes

[Music]

what are you doing here oh well I have a

concert tonight but I'm running late I can't find Route 59 to save my life I

stopped here for directions we're going to your concert tonight at least we were and then porcupines and

underwear and Pirates and now it looks like we aren't going to make it at all good Heavens well if it's a ride you

need I've plenty of room on my bus you can all come with me

[Music] Laura you can have my ticket

Junior it's my fault [Music]

why that was a very merciful thing to do

tell you what I'll give you all a ride to the concert and I'll make sure you

all have backstage passes

speaking of Mercy have any of you heard the story of a man named Jonah

yes oh well uh would you like to hear a song

about it is it like the ball Bunny song ah not really it's more of a big musical

number perfect [Music]

and I was a boy I went to church back home in Arizona

and that is where I heard the tale of a

man whose name was now Jonah was a prophet but that's not

why he's remembered we tell the tale cause in a whale he nearly was this

December [Music]

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Jonah was a prophet

compassion and mercy from me to you and you to me exactly what God wants to see

and yes that is the point [Music]

now join us at Sail on a pirate ship in a dreadful game

[Music]

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you did not get the point s [Music]

now true in your life you probably don't write on a camel and you probably won't wake up inside a large aquatic mammal

but all the same like Jonah that is something you can do everyone deserves to get a second chance from you

[Music] compassion remember [Music]

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I bet you're bargain I hate to break up the party but who

needed a toe ah have we met