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if you wanna know who we
are we are wrestlers
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that is
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um
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you have a championship match coming up
to celebrate the year of the scallion
would you care to comment on your
opponent potato
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no way potato will stay on their mat and
linga when i give him a
belly ringer
i don't think that's actually a haiku
not even close tell him i'm not gonna
tell him
you tell him i'm not gonna tell him hey
who's the clown climbing into the ring
with
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oh
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you never heard how that got started
story goes he was raised by an onion
family known as the stallions
hey
he never realized he was different and
grew up thinking he was a scallion
ah that doesn't make sense sure it does
plus scallion only rhymes with like five
words and italian is the catchiest no i
i mean a silk screen
this silk screen is a theatrical device
used to make exposition more visually
interesting
hey blake have any recycling today
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wow
might as well call workman's comp it's
thrown out again
now that's a haiku
haiku three on rhyme lines of five seven
and five syllables haiku
what are you doing scallion you're
supposed to help po train not give him a
sprain sorry
i was just joking around
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i sing my silly song
i see
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sound
that's your problem
you're always joking around look at you
you said you wanted to be a sumo but the
minute it got hard you gave up you got
no guts kid well no gut you're skinny
you could have had seconds even though
it's at the dinner table you could have
been big you never finished anything
unless it's a punchline not finish
anything name one thing i didn't finish
yo
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what do you mean vodado is hurt who did
it
ah
it was an accident
champion song now who will you wrestle
for the championship and the prize that
goes with it
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wow
a tiger bike
i want the championship i don't care
about their prize
i won't have to finish fixing adrian's
bike if i can have that one hey i'll
take it
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for this championship wrestle apollo
i was talking about the bike
how about this haiku
in the year of the scallion how about a
boat with the italian scallion
closer the champ's only off by two
syllables
no forget it apollo's way out of
scallions league hey i'm not potato
weathering he slipped on a banana peel
well it was my fault anyway i owe it to
po
tell him i'll take his place
you're a hoot that's the funniest joke
i've ever heard the italian scallion in
a ring with a pillow guard because you
want a bite
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no really
i accept the challenge what could be so
hard about staying in the ring for eight
seconds i've got jokes with punchlines
longer than that
he's accepted the challenges
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indeed
kid why are you doing this i owe it to
pogba
and i need that bike
i owe that to hayden but
apollo's the champ no one's ever stayed
in the ring with him longer than eight
seconds there's always the first time
but you only have two weeks to train how
do you expect to stick to it and see it
through to the end you could help me
you could be my trainer
oh you know kid in a funny kind of way
you remind me of myself when i was your
age okay i'll do it but you gotta
promise to do everything i say no matter
how ridiculous it seems at the time you
gotta stick with it and not give up okay
i promise
peace
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the most important thing any wrestling
should have
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gotta keep eating kid
i told you getting into shape wasn't
gonna be easy
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yeah
yeah i'm supposed to drink this of
course
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so
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fight scallion is a pushover i could
beat him in my sleep
oh a train he says he'll do none the
moment scallions are better he will get
much better in
this seconds
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what's the matter kid
training is tough
i want to show you something
who's that clown
me when i was your age they called me mr
juicy
yeah i goofed around like you i never
took anything seriously
but i learned you can change the key is
stick it out to the end even when it's
hard that's
perseverance i learned that working hard
and finishing well can be very rewarding
is that you
yep alexander the grape grand sumo
champion three is
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look scallion
sometimes there's a good reason to stop
and quit but not just because it's too
hard
god asks us to do lots of things that
are hard but they're good things and
they make us better people
most things worth having take hard work
perseverance scallion
perseverance
that's the problem mikey
i don't got what it takes
maybe that's the reason i'm always
clowning around it's the only thing i'm
any good at i'm no good at training or
wrestling or
finishing
i'm only good at making with the jokes i
quit
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why aren't you training i don't know
look hey dream about the training
what's that thing on your head
oh i made it for show-and-tell it's a
scallion headpiece like you wear it felt
great to finish it and show everyone you
know
no i don't
i never finished any of my show-and-talk
projects
was it hard
yeah
but then i figured if you could stick to
something so could i
you figured that
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when he um on keeping on
put up a fight for what is right don't
quit until you're done
until
so don't stop
just keep on keeping on
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hey stallion you quit yet are you gonna
wait till you get in the ring with
apollo
so would you want to tell me about your
training dad gotta get back to it
i gotta keep my eye
on
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is
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i am
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it's
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i'm going to bounce you out
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uh
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is
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oh
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is
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but then no challenger has ever lasted
that long uh
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things
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and that's what he means when he says
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well no but they gave me the bell
and finishing is its own reward i feel
great
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oh one more thing
since i'm gonna be a finisher from now
on
you put my bite back together yep it
wasn't easy well it was easier than
wrestling apollo gourd but it still felt
great
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01x56 - Sumo of the Opera | A Lesson in Perseverance
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.
Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.