01x57 - Doing The Right Thing

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stand firm men for the king and mon teria Back to the Sea

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Dog Prince [Music]

Alexander drop your weapons or say goodbye to your

prince Robert I should have known you were behind this cowardly attack hello

nephew sorry I've missed the family reunions but it's been difficult being

banished and all your punishment was well earned that depends on your point

of you but since your Daddy has left you alone and unprotected I thought we could get re

acquainted his absence is but temporary he has business Across the Western sea

is that what he told you he knew I was growing strong in the

mechanical Arts too strong perhaps for even him you fight bravely for the son

of a [Music]

coward tie him up your cutless plenty more at home leave it a calling card for

my cowardly brother take him aboard the stub and be sure to bring the princess as well she's not

here she stayed behind in monteria search the ship find the girl I

tell you she's not

here [Music]

aha are you certain he's gone I say my lady it may be prudent to

remain Under Wraps my lady my brother needs help oh heavens my lady

as your butler I cannot allow you to step aside Willer but M Lady it's a boat full of pirates and your fencing classes

have just begun you're not yet up to the task H perhaps you're right then there's

only one thing to do indeed stay hidden until the Rogues have

left my lady what is it it's from my father his

own cre cre ation he said I was to use it only in the gravest of

circumstances I'd say this qualifies but what does it do it's a help

[Music] Seeker we need help Alexander has been

taken the situation is dire please bring back let me see what do we need the Army

the Navy Heroes we need Heroes that can save

Alexander she's not on board sir blast send spies to Mia and the surrounding

aisles I need them both

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heroes yes

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Heroes [Music]

for all tonight for king and country now we fight our shs are loose our p time

it's is gold for all tonight it's Spanish gold for all tonight have you seen the show before no too expensive my

boyfriend got me in for free tonight he works here oh mine too family night right right is he in the show no he's

just a cabin boy same here but not for long Elliot says he's a shoe in for the

show as soon as he tries out wait your Elliot's day our boyfriends are

friends is that bad no there's something behind

you where is he for the flower of all

GS Sedwick you're too cute anything for you Ellen it's for all tonight asard

wait to see the our FL with black and

white it's SP

allight sir frerick picture for the happy couple sure why not oh CH don't

you come here put your face close to me look at us soena I the queen you're

the king I'll catch up with you

later hey Cabin Boy refill I'm telling you this job will be

the death of me but you're going to keep at it so you don't end up back in your parents

basement right I like your toy it's not a toy it's a labor saving device Cedric

meet Bernadet she's Elliot's girlfriend please to meet you sweetie how about

having your little car fetch me some barbecue sauce it's in the back

room out of range well how about you fetch me some

barbecue sauce it's in the back room out of range swick there he is now

hi Elliot hey bernardette Elliot would you run to the back room and get some barbecue sauce for my new friend Ellen

you know I would bernardette but it's just that the back room is real real

dark and it's on my list his list his

list of things he's afraid of it's extensive well I don't need barbecue

sauce that badly why doesn't he get it too much work George huh we'll have

George get it you can talk him into anything I'm back what took so long oh I

had to run an erand for another Cabin Boy George oh it was nothing uh how do

the kids like the show it's great did you see sir Frederick knock that guy into the water I liked it when he swung

on the Rope they're both pretty taken with sir Frederick he's cool yeah right

hey after the show's over you want me to take you down on the pirate ship Sir Frederick is going to take us what you

don't need to wait for sir Frederick I could take you on the set tonight yeah Dad but Mom says if we come back on

Friday I can bring some money and get a sword just like sir Frederick's I'll wait till

Friday you're no mat for me take that I see cool did you see sir

Frederick he's a hero [Music]

hey G Boy free [Music]

coming I can't believe my own kids are coming back to get a tour from Sir Frederick it's just just cuz he's in the

show and he's big and strong and brave and manly no when I'm in the show after

my audition bernardet will think I'm a hero too yeah after your audition look

at George here this guy knows every line in that show he knows more about Pirates

than Blackbeard himself so why didn't he try out yeah George why don't you it

would never work I'm just not the type there you go

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excuse me sir the show is over I say the show is over the hour is

near the call is coming Adventure awaits though you will stumble the crab

will show you the light when adversity bows you a lever will set you

free when all hope is gone help will come from above in the shape of a donkey

donkey dony take heed oh friends the stage is set for the heroes at

[Music] hand

the crab of adversity will devour the donkey what was that about and why would

a blind guy come to a dinner theater anyway maybe he likes the

music I know what it means but don't you see the stage is set for the heroes at

hand we're going to be in the show all of us what listen to me there's the

stage we're the heroes at hand get it if we all audition we're going to be Stars

how would he know um the blind are often blessed with Keen Insight our gals would

really look up to us if we were in the show and my kids would think I'm a hero

the stage is set for the heroes at hand I got my own set of pirate costumes in

my locker been saving them for you know whatever the hour is near the call is

coming let's let give it a shot okay let's get this over with it's

way past my bedtime ready when you are Mr Hibbing all right Andy cue the music

and the lights seen three positions let's see what you've got right here we

goest you scurvy dogs you came from the sea and to the Sea you shall return

pirate two position five [Music]

okay I go aoft Captain the height will afford me a keer

view pirate three position four your cutless be sharper than your mind build

drat who can I do my lines from here I'm poop trigger

b w that's on my

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Oho I can't believe he fired us just for failing an audition and breaking the

rest man that's it for me it's back to my parents basement and goodbye Ellen I

needed that job yeah sure we can get some ice cream okay a fudge for me oh hi Jacob hello Mr

Lewis huh heard about your audition I guess that makes you the Pirates Who

Don't Do Anything oh well tough luck some guys

got it and some guys don't no wonder George junor wants to hang out

with us his dad's a

loser I don't know what went wrong the old man what went wrong is that we

listen to you I should be at home right now watching TV as a happily employed

Cabin Boy I guess guys like us will never be more than cabin

boys a come on guys things look kind of bad right now but something will turn

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up see what I mean huh free garbage oh now we're headed someplace we've got a

metal ball what is it well it could be something valuable

like a Russian satellite or maybe a bom b*mb I don't think it's a

b*mb uh-oh I told you it wasn't b*mb chck it in the river I don't think it's a b*mb I think it's a bom it's a it's a

b*mb for sure I saw it's a b*mb I don't think it's a

[Music] b*mb what happened it stopped blinking I

uh push the button you did

what [Music]

that's something you don't see every day so we lost our jobs but we got a robo so

maybe it's a wash oh okay I'll say hey alen the bad news is I got fired and I'm

leaving in my parents basement again the good news is I got a robo it's so old well you know the say

give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day give a man a rowboat and he'll uh um

he'll you ruined my

life hey we could have two robots

wait

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a I'm thinking we should avoid pushing any more buttons I was going to get us

another Robo well you did it you didn't get us another roboat you got

us you got us where are we we appear to be at

Sea it's a lovely [Music]

day take me home put me back I don't know how push another button you're the

king of the buttons but it doesn't do anything if they aren't blinking they're not

blinking see nothing hey I think I see something it's a ship let's roll over

and check it out roll yeah it's a rowboat each of you

grab an or and start rowing hey hey scoot over a little bit

we got to we got to even out the way you hold the I want to be the rudder can I be the you're not together oh you're

going the wrong way it's not a metaphor I'm talking

literally huh hey it's a aoy

there aoy strange seafires what brings you so far from Shore in such a modest

vessel well it's kind of funny we found this Robbo in the alley cuz there was a

bull in the garbage truck this ball the help Seeker Willer they've come what

who's Come My Lady the heroes they're here what' she say we've been waiting

for you quickly come up

it's Splendid to meet you I'm Eloise princess of monteria and this is my

butler willery we haven't much time pirates have taken my brother Prince Alexander

with my father the king away in the west it is imperative that we mount a rescue

immediately so well you're the heroes any

questions my lady may I have a word we need to

talk certainly one moment oh I'll be right with you I mean no disrespect but these men

hardly seem the heroic type they're short rather pudgy and For Heaven's Sake

they were rowing around the ocean what is going on here she thinks we're uh

Heroes but Willer they have the ball perhaps they plucked it from the Ocean

or stole it from the real heroes they could be Pirates themselves you know I mean look how they're dressed so what do

we do I say we have the asparagus and the little princess turn this boat around and take us home or we take this

opportunity to do what we've always wanted to do buy go-karts no be heroes

but we're cabin boys they don't know that she called us Heroes you're kidding right a come on how hard could it be we

sail around we find the prince we go back home Heroes but how can we trust them because I trust my father he

created the help Seeker for one purpose to bring help and this is the help it has

brought it's kind of nice to be called a hero sure beats loser well gentlemen are

you ready for Adventure Point the way oh you're not Pirates are you well we're uh

we sure aren't cabin boys we're friendly Pirates sort of oh you don't Rob or

pillage do you oh no we don't do any of that stuff in fact we don't do anything

at all back home they actually call us the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything that's

right how comforting well then there's no time to spare great I'll

[Music] drive we'll just give it some gas

how do you start this thing what a kider Elliot Let Me Take the Wheel you scramble up to the yard

and unfoil the Top Sail coming in position three oh hi

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captain Oh you guys got t uh certainly

where are my manners Willer kindly bring our friend some tea no no too it's the

recording thing with the TV thing in the [Music]

future te would be [Music]

lovely the spies are in place [Music]

sir [Music]

this is great so where we headed we're coming up

on a bunch of islands real pointy ones yes the whip crack Islands these

treacherous Waters shelter many A desperate pirate a skilled Captain able to sail this maze will find at its

Center the Inn of Jolly Joe a popular pirate haunt perhaps we should turn back

we cannot turn back Alexander is counting on us Captain are you up to the

task uh sure but why exactly do we need to go there to find out more about

this hey I've seen that on TV you can cut a can with it and still slice a

tomato this cutless belongs to the pirate who took my brother if we find out who the owner is we'll be closer to

finding Alexander Mady I don't think we're safe these Waters team with

pirates and you'd make a handsome prize we must do whatever it takes to rescue

my brother Willer besides we have our heroes to watch over us does anyone know

where the bathroom is oh don't worry about a thing Willer it's

under control listen here I don't know who you are or where you came from but I

know what a hero is and you three buffoons are most definitely

[Music] not how do we look fist mate Elliot looking good Captain Steady As She

[Music] Goes

huh uh Captain did you see anything over

there I don't see [Music]

anything oh no what oh dear drop your

sails and prepare to be boarded quickly my lady you must hide what do I

[Applause] do we should drop our sails what drop

the sails get to the yard and undo the knots position three um okay perhaps you

don't know who you're dealing with this be oneeyed Louie Terror of the seven

seeds I'm giving you to the count of five to drop your Sals or we'll send you

to the bottom I'm putting you on my list drop the sails drop the sails I don't

know how to untie them F they're bll line knots break the back back of what

which where look the rabbit goes around the tree twice then down the hole gets a

rabbit out of the hole what rabbit free for in the back room oh how great

the princess has a power room locked all right where's the key two I'm

not K it it the middle the hole

here oh look there you are on a big ring just like at the gas

station come on

go [Music]

what a marvelous strategy pretending you couldn't untie a knot while Sedwick crept down to the g*n deck what cunning

what bravery oh I it was nothing really I told you they were

Heroes [Music]

I don't have to go to the bathroom no

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up Welcome to My Kingdom prince it's not quite as hely as your

father's but it's GRE for entertaining have fun you can't hide

Robert my father will send help I would enjoy that all are

welcome watch your

step any sign of the in yet anything not yet

my father will be very pleased at his helpseeker found you all you love your dad a lot huh oh yes he's a wonderful

King wise brave but he always finds time for me his little Eloise oh that's great

I'd figure a king would be kind of busy most of the time oh but he's much more than just an ordinary King

do you have children sure do George Jor and Lucy great kids I'm sure they know

how lucky they are a hero for a

father I see something it looks like an in or

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something I'm asking again my lady for your own safety please return to the

ship you are a princess and this Inn is full of treacherous Pirates yes thank

you willary but my brother's life may be at stake even princesses can do what's

right yes of

[Music] course you'll need to befriend a group of pirates then ask them about the owner

of this cutless uh right and for him Heaven's Sake keep your wits about you

these are treacherous men [Music]

Jo grab your roer hold it high whack your shipmate in the eye yank his hair

and break his nose watch your back it's Jolly Jo hold it high your sh in the eye

yank his head and break his nose watch your [Music]

you got it now keep it up swingers ship me prominade smack him

with a rusty blade spin around and doy do watch your step it's Jolly

Joe smack withy BL around

watch as p with Terrors of the seven and

when we all our there ain't no place

[Music] like grab aake of ginger ale up on a

wooden drop it on chin like

J great

H they sound Jolly but they don't look so

jolly okay boys de them up that deck to be swapped excuse me gentlemen I was

wondering if you could um if you could tell me

uh what's the matter there parrot got your tongue

well I uh he looks like a captain but he talks like a cabin

boy it isn't going to work let's just go let me try you got to know how to talk

to these guys AR it was a fine day at Sea today took a 12 g*n brigatine and

10,000 Pieces Of Eight AR will we took an 18 g*n Sloop and 20,000 Pieces Of

Eight he but did you show no mercy not a bit were you cruel and unusual the crest

well me hearties that was a fine day grab a chair and join the game all

right come on in Ser them up pour them up pull them up by the way mes have any

of you seen this

is that a yes or a

no isad the cutless belongs to Robert

Robert the terrible my uncle you have his cutless

but you're not he the others were fool but I know better do you know where we

could find this fella his Fortress is hidden but I they've heard tell of an

island past the rocks of Malibar on that island a cave and in

that cave the clues to find in his secret lair not that I'd go looking for it and

why shouldn't I they don't call him Robert the terrible for nothing he's the king's own brother but he's as bad as

the king is good tried to take this rone by force he did and for his treachery

was banished from monteria so he's a little nasty a little aren't you up for

a little Adventure I hear tell lock deep in his Fortress he's harnessed the mechanical

Arts to make himself stronger than the king with terrible iron legs and arms

not that terrible his Iron Claw can crack a coconut stop trying to scare him

story says he's waiting for the king to step away just long enough to grab his beloved children and take the throne for

his own so what would he do with them for Robert to claims the throne they

must be gone on vacation princess

Eloise so what would he do with someone who was helping the prince and princess

a cucumber slices much more easily than a coconut

h [Music] overbeat

sake okay that's enough adventure for Discord we in tables is really kind of

fun when you think about it don't leave without me which way would be uh home George

cedrick Elliot where are you going we must sail for the island at once unless

of course our heroes are giving up oh no it's just that you know Heroes can be

very busy and now that this situation is under control we've been beckoned to

another crisis somewhere else you must be mistaken the help Seeker brought you

here and only the help seeker can send you back according to my father's notes the red button brings help and the blue

button sends you home but I don't believe it will light until your work here is done I want to go home just get

me back to 1972 I'll walk from from there I don't understand you're are

heroes Brave as lions and cunning as foxes are you the lion cuz I'm not the

lion no you're the chicken he's the spineless sea sponge who are you I don't

know I'm like a sleepy Little Panda my father brought you here for a reason and

your work here is not [Music]

done

all right here are the rocks of Malibar but look there's no Island anywhere but Jolly Joe said there's an

island past the Rocks well you're the king's Heroes I'll leave the interpretation up to you

Tata I don't know about you but if I bump into that Robert guy I'm going to

wet myself well let's at least go look it won't be that hard

we sail to the rocks look around a little and then go home a wake will be

done no Island nothing more we can do I don't know what if the map is wrong

come on guys we'll be fine we can look like Heroes without doing anything

dangerous that does have a nice ring to it great plan George what he lacks in

spine he makes up for in brain is the master on the

steadfast swifter than a bear back seahorse sailing an Uncharted sea who

could survive such a Dangerous Mission alongside pirates with zero ambition we

got the Coconuts pour we drop the hooks overboard and if you get a little

seasick we play the heck for a hattick we got the hammocks on the main

deck swinging we got the butler doing the H pack

[Music] hero standing in the Gap where you put

the toys time to take a nap yo Heroes as a bird easy word I'm seeing

[Music] her we're on a limbo craze it's a relic

from a limo days now was Stu inside the limbo Zone it's where the Pirates go

with too much time and a missing SP y hero standing in the Gap where' you put

the map take another nap yo hero St better that's the way it goo I'm see

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her where are in the bad mood swing we haven't done one

thing not even the minimum daily requirement we got the funk without the

Parliament and if you're feeling a little seasick rise and shine and if you want to get off the guilt trip Now's the

Time because the captain of the main ship Rings the time he could be coming before you know him what are you going

to show him go hero standing in the Gap taking up the slack following the King's

map go steady as a rock I know it's a shock hero hero standing in the Gap

taking up the slap following the King's map go hero steady at the wheel keeping

even k*ll yo be the king [Music]

hero the rocks of Malibar well that's it no Island around

here time to go home fellows fellows let us not give up so easily the island may

still lie [Music]

ahead what is that El Reino the great Whirlpool no

pirate will sail Beyond The Rocks of Malibar for fear of it I thought it was pirate Legend but there it is okay time

to go home no Island's out here no we're going to keep

going didn't you hear him it's a giant whirlpool Captain George's death scw is

brought to you by George is it great I thought you were on our

side thank you George might be a giant world poool might not be let's hold our

course that whol holds nothing but our own demise

[Music] really the island huh how about that

what how could it's a sea Mirage water droplets in the air reflecting the sky

so poly they block the island from view Weather

[Music] Channel right on time and look who they

left [Music]

behind

do you think there are snakes on this island cuz snakes are on my list oh I'm sure there are snakes big ones too and

spiders and bears huh of course the real question is why are we on this island I

don't follow you we had a plan sail to the Rocks don't find the island go home

which part eluded you it was a sea Mirage you knew that but we didn't need

to know that it's an adventure I don't want any more Adventure I should be home

on the couch right now eating cheese curls and watching the loveboat instead I'm stuck here with Captain Weather

Channel on my way to be sliced and diced by Edward Scissor Hands look I don't know what I'm doing

here I'm just trying to help Eloise let's just get the clues for the princess maybe then we can go home

now if I were a cave where would I be right about

[Music] there oh dark creepy caves are on my

list Sedrick look for the clues oh yeah to bring me even closer to my

death so what's wrong with our bir Bo we can't sneak up on them in a pirate boat

you nin so what do they look like what the

clues I don't know maybe a map or a model of the wild carved out of rock or

maybe a billboard not likely too obvious no really a billboard

what if a sailor were to look for me the East is where he start he'd reach the

aisle of walking rocks and the Clapping pass would part then gaze with pride

upon my keep not found on any chart till he would spy my Steely eye and fear

would stop his heart o copyright Robert the terrible

all right reserved oh yeah that sounds like fun and all but I'd kind of like to

keep my heart going if it's all the same to you so what do we got we head east to

the aisle of walking rocks and the Clapping pass and that's where this

Robert guy hangs out and then something about Cardiac Arrest I don't know call me crazy but

maybe our senses of fun are a little bit different holy mackerel holy

mackerel what what is it what is it Pieces Of Eight Bish gold even

better Cheese Curls what cheese curls thousands of

them maybe Millions I'll grab a few and let's get back to the boat I'm not going

back to the boat what do you mean you're not going

back to the boat the way I see it I have two choices go back to the boat and

continue our little Adventure until we all die in terrible way or stay on this island and Frolic in the

sun with a lifetime supply of my favorite snack food now I'm no Albert

Einstein but I'm thinking the choice is pretty clear but the princess she thinks

we're heroes well she's wrong heroes are tall and strong and brave and handsome

like sir Frederick we aren't any of those things when you're done pretending come

on back I'll save you a few cheese curls

fine have it your way I will thank you you're not

welcome h* where do I start how about you my little

friend um what

[Music] hey fell oh what is he know I know we're not

real heroes but we're not doing so bad let's just get back to the

boat um where is she going she's sailing away but the clues maybe she didn't need

them after all are you beeping it's my bag the ball

it's the blue button we can go home now what that doesn't make any sense it means our work is done huh where's the

robo but the ball it's blinking we go home hold on a sec how long has that

been here it's one of Robert's boats but

where are the men ball it's [Music]

blanking something ain't

right they've got the princess we got to help her come [Music]

on listen when the ball blinks our work is done and we can go home don't you want to go home don't you want to see

your kids sure I want to see my kids but I also want them to want to see me you

know maybe the reason they don't look up to me is because I haven't given them something worth looking up to but the

ball hey that ball thought we were Heroes it was wrong about that it could

be wrong about this too look Elliot if you want to go home you can go

home but Eloise needs me and I need to do what's

right

let's go save a princess help is on the way

helpy what kind of a crazy be movie am I in Attack of the k*ller Cheese Curls oh

okay guys let's be reasonable I wasn't really going to eat you but you impersonating a smack

[Music] food okay we're off I don't think we can

catch up with them hey I think you're right uh then we'll just have to follow the clues the clues yeah from the

billboard Head East to the island of walking rocks you think that's a good idea no but I haven't got a better one

East it is uh the other east east it

[Music] is oh my

sacroiliac at least I lost those Cheese [Music]

Curls they're like roaches sick demented cheese flavored roaches they stuck me

here on purpose I bet George knew about those little things from the Weather Channel too he's trying to k*ll

[Music]

me I can't climb that it's too far it isn't worth

it eaten by his own favorite snack food could be worse I could be eaten by

something I don't like huh I give up it was a good life at

least that one day from about 2 to 2:30 oo hey where

did that's mine Ellen I bet she'd want me to come

back what the light the crab will show me the

light maybe I can't do it but maybe I

[Music] can and this is the day to find

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out [Music]

ha sorry by guard is off the

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venue what do you want Robert isn't it obvious I want the throne the crown for

years I watched my Noble brother use his power for the benefit of every family in

monteria except our own feed the poor help the sick the widows

the orphans blah blah blah my father is a good and generous King indeed he took

Mia's wealth our wealth my wealth and squandered it on Strangers

peasants when the crown is mine I can once again enjoy the benefits of royalty

you're not strong enough to take the crown from my father's head perhaps not

but with you and your sister out of the way I'll be next in line for the throne

and if your father should have an unfortunate accident what do you mean ambition is

the mother of invention a little something I worked up during my

Exile amazing what black powder can do floating just beneath the surface a

little demonstration

off you go your

[Music]

highness of course I can't just leave them in the harbor waiting or I'll blow up my own ships so I need to know

something when is the king returning he didn't say but even if he had I'd give

my own life before i' tell you but would you give your

sisters Alexander surely you must know when your father is

returning if you can manage to remember I might consider sparing the two of

you you have two hours to think it

over otherwise when the sand runs out so do the prince and

princess put them in their [Music] cell oh Father who can help us

now Papa's Got a gumball Milly Papa's Got a gumball soon Papa's Got a gumball Milly I think I'll blow up before you

whoa Papa's Got a pork chop Milly Pap got you stop that what it's a good song

don't you like it after the 30C voice it greats siid it's making me hungry look

at this I suppose Robert's Fortress is beyond those Peaks but there's supposed

to be a pass the Clapping pass right right I don't see anything you think

that's the island of walking rocks huh it's got rocks but they don't appear to be going

anywhere maybe it's poetic license

I'm going to look for the pass you hang out

[Music]

here walking rocks look at us we're walking rocks we

don't wear any shoes or socks la la [Music]

[Music] la that must lead to the Fortress hey

Elliot The [Music] Rock

[Music]

a there's another

[Music] one do you think one of those could

crush a coconut are you kidding one of those could crush a

Volkswagon

I think we woke up dead do you suppose he'll put the kids

on time out not likely it was nice going Helen

you too Dar thanks for the adventure men [Music]

it [Music]

s hey I've been looking for you I followed the clues they they worked out

pretty well that was a [Music]

swim company oh no I hate these

guys [Music]

s keep it up I think they like it oh sure yeah I just keep running all day no

problem oh

it's nobody need him [Music]

[Music] that was a good idea swimming over here with those uh whatever they

are oh no we got to get through there before it closes what why Robert has The

Prince and the princess hang on now this is the guy who wants to crush us like

coconuts right uh-huh and you're going to go in there and stand up to him yep

and you're in on this too

okay we got to roll through before it closes I don't think that's possible and

that's coming from a guy who just swam 92 nautical miles without arms or legs

well you got a better

idea yeah we need to get through can you

help oh what's he going to do chunk us into the side of the mountain we'll just have to trust him trust him he's a

rock [Music]

prust The Rock he says I don't understand um guys we're not going to

make it the pass is almost closed um

guys The Rock The Rock guys

what

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