01x72 - Englishman with an Omelet

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hi kids and welcome to VeggieTales I'm

Bob the Tomato and I'm Larry

the cucumber and we're here to answer

your questions

right

now we got a letter today from a kid

named uh Jimmy who lives in a place at

near Texas somewhere yeah

Texas

this kid Jimmy says that he knows this

other kid named

um Gary yeah sure Jerry and this other

kid named Jerry now Jimmy said that this

kid Jerry is so selfish one of the most

selfish kids in the whole world so yeah

it just makes you sick no no he's not

there's not Jerry

he's not selfish he's nice no he's

selfish remember the letter I no Jimmy

said Jerry was nice and that other kid

Hubert was selfish Hubert yeah

Hubert

who's gonna name their kid Hubert what

Jerry the Larry in the letter we got

today from that kid Jimmy who lives near

Texas somewhere yet said that his friend

Jerry was selfish that's what it said

remember you want a piece of me hey well

oh man you're the one that said Jerry

that is gonna what's going on here

yeah

what are you guys doing uh hi there I'm

Bob the Tomato and I'm not selfish

you're not Bob the Tomato I'm Bob the

Tomato

Jimmy Jerry is that you

what in the world are you guys doing

oh man we were just trying to help you

guys out yeah help we figured you needed

a break break I just had a break I don't

need another one oh come on Bob please

let us do this we've been wanting to

host a show ever since Dave and the

giant pickle I don't know about this I'm

not sure I got a story

you do yeah I already do and Jerry wrote

it himself right Jerry that's right

Jimmy I got a story well what's it about

it teaches kids not to be selfish

huh well that's a good thing to teach

kids I suppose uh maybe if you've got a

good story ah thanks Bob you won't be

sorry you'll see what's it called ah

it's called arm I don't know Jerry

what's it called it's called the English

man who went up a hill and came down

with all the bananas

catchy well then if your excuse us sir

we've got a show to do oh okay

break a leg

well Jimmy from near Texas here's a

story for you to show that other selfish

kid Hubert

roll film

uh roll film

the Englishman who went up the hill and

came down with all the bananas

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hello I am the Englishman who went up a

heel and came down with all the bananas

leaving of course the inhabitants of the

year with no bananas and therefore

bestowing the term selfish upon myself

yeah

I know but I've got all the bananas

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red aren't you going to eat them why of

course not you can't eat bananas without

strawberries

hello I'm the speed who went up a hill

and came down with other strawberries

leaving of course the inhabitants of the

hill with no strawberries and therefore

be storing the term selfish upon myself

they're not Swedish

I know but I've got all the strawberries

well are you going to eat them oh no you

can't eat strawberries without bananas

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pardon me good sweet could you spell

strawberry

no

you're still Savage

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excuse me Mr English man could I travel

you for a banana

ah no

fish

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in

and now it's time

songs with Lady the part of the show

where Letty comes out and sings a silly

songs

gentlemen boys and girls

in a sequential image stereophonic

multimedia event the song of the simple

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this is a song about a boy

a song about a little boy and his boots

a song about a little boy and his three

faboos

the little boy who had a thick Baboo a

bad Baboo and a mute

and also a hippo

um um

this is me at the airport

this is my Aunt Ruth

this is me at a bullfight

this is me fighting a ball

this is me and the bull ah

this is me in the bowl and I think

that's the both cousin

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called this a multimedia event this is a

slide projector and a bed sheet and what

on Earth is a Cebu anyway it's kinda

like a cow

feet yes well very good this could be

interesting carry on

sing it with me

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blue

into town and hit the canoe

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is flowing and sneezing me

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baby

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uh-oh

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um does the hippo see them is the poor

mutes successful in communicating the

imminent danger to the other passengers

is the boy injured

sad Cebu sad is

what

Me and Bobby

wow

forget about that one

there's me in that bowl again

can't just start a song and leave it

hanging like that

you know I've come to expect a lot more

from you

this is quite disappointing

I'm going to have to speak to Bob about

this oh look if they boo

no wait

got the water buffalo

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hi kids I'm Bob the Tomato and I'm Larry

the Cucumber welcome to VeggieTales and

now Larry and I have gotten a lot of

letters with questions about sharing we

sure have when do I have to share why do

I have to share whatever happened to

funny and share questions questions

questions

uh yeah anyway we decided to tackle all

your sharing questions in one show so oh

yes yes Bob

uh what is it Archibald we're in the

middle of a show oh yes exactly I

guess that you let Jimmy and Jack

on a show

yeah but it didn't work out very well

understandably so them being them and

all you see I've noticed that to date

VeggieTales has been somewhat lacking in

the taste and cult Ure Department

your point I'd like to do a show

it'll be great you'll love it

it's about sharing Bob

oh all right but if you get into any

trouble uh let us know okay oh don't

worry about a thing huh prepare to be

dazzled all right fellows bring out the

set oh you're really in for a treat

oh it's just like you wanted exactly oh

yes

me

thank you for joining us this evening

for what promises to be a cultural 24

some Veggie programming for our first

story we present the world's first all

vegetable staging of Shakespeare's

classic Hamlet

did you get the script well actually

this Hamlet she was very hard to find

but we found something very similar

omelette Jesse name she makes you hungry

no what but Archibald is everything all

right

oh yes I'm of course him then well off

we go

presenting Shakespeare's classic

omelette

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his majesty the trumpet Prince omelette

requests his daddy eggs cooked let and

fluffy no not the troubled Prince knew

that these are the last eggs in the

entire Kingdom

why do you think he is Trevor will the

prince not share his eggs with his

starving people perhaps you think about

that over launch

the princess eggs coming up

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wow is me I am troubled alas for soup

the country is rapidly running out of

eggs the people are starving and I am

helpless to help them what will become

of my kingdom

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Something's Cooking in the state of

Denmark your eggs Prince omelette cooked

light and fluffy the last eggs in the

Kingdom the last four yolks I'll chew

them well Horatio

but soft it is Ophelia

but soft it is Ophelia I won't want to

do it it's embarrassing it'll be

ridiculous it's tradition in

Shakespeare's day all the women's rules

were played by men

I think we're gonna get letters about

this

it is I the fair Ophelia

ah

Brady what news ferophilia I beseech

thee my lady oh

oh Lord I come with disparaging news

more bad news the people my lord they're

starving they're not enough eggs for

them meanwhile you Feast on eggs every

day cook light and fluffy this

rottenness that has beset Our Fair

Kingdom and on top of that my eggs are

getting cold

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please share share your eggs with the

people share my eggs share my eggs then

I won't have any what are you thinking

Pharaoh failure

simply this God says he likes it when we

share our blessings

goodbye

can I take this off now

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to eat or not to eat that is the

question whether it is nobler to share

my eggs cooked light and fluffy or to

scarf down the whole thing myself

to share or not to share

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what you doing there a young lad just

playing your highness

ah are you just gonna keep playing like

that uh alone I don't know would you

like to share my game well sure

playing's the thing great just guess

where you think my ships are oh okay

your turn hey what's that oh uh that

would be mine eggs a cooked light and

fluffy it look it's quite yummy might I

try a bite ah I I

um well

um

sure sure you can

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hey what me thinks I just shared with

you didn't I me thinks you did

sharing you know that that wasn't so bad

actually it felt pretty good you calm

your hands

no and not yet my mistake oh servant you

called your highness uh yes I call

everyone together I have an announcement

to make Marry Your Highness

good people of Denmark I have decided to

share my eggs with you

put sire there aren't enough eggs to go

around where do you find these eggs

anyway you know they're the little white

round things that come out of chickens

what we thought those were ping pong

ba*ls

we got plenty of those eggs cooked light

and fluffy for everyone

I have an idea why don't we name these

light and fluffy eggs after our beloved

Prince I give you the

Omelette

hey boss where might I find some toast

get thee to a bakery

did you understand any of that not a

word

and now it's time for Silly Songs with

Larry the part of the show where Larry

comes out and sings song just a moment

wait stop talking

excuse me I have an announcement

ahem because of the high standards we on

this show strive to adhere to and as a

result of the disastrous outcome of the

previous silly song management has

decided to review compositions from

other performers for this segment

several songs were screened and we chose

one based on the applicant's sense of

artistry and all-around propriety thank

you

yeah

so what do you think

I'm saying silly songs is canceled until

further notice

oh yeah well then how am I supposed to

get out of this bad trap I'm sure you'll

figure something out

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and now it's time for love songs

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he said to her I'd like a cheeseburger

and I might like a milkshake as well

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she said to him I can't give you either

and he said he's in this burger Bell

she said yes it is but we're closed now

but we opened tomorrow at 10.

he said I am extremely hungry

but I guess I can wait until then

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hmm

stayed at the drive through till sunrise

it may have dozed off once or twice

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knees

in the next four half price

is such an offer

he really needed something

cheeseburger please

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oh he'll be back for you

cause they love you chase

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you are his cheeseburger

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I thought you were going to sing about

growing up in Connecticut

l*sbian love songs with Mr land tune in

next time to hear Mr let's say

I grew up in New Jersey

thank you

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ha

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foreign

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what's up

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thank you foreign

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