Perfectly Good Moment (2023)

[bunniefuu]

[indistinct chatter]

I only come to these things

for the food too.

Hello, I'm David.

Ruby.

Tell me Ruby, how is networking

going with the crudits?

Well,

the crackers are rather dry,

and the goat cheese

has such a salty personality.

What is it

you're looking for

out of tonight's event?

Oh.

Um, I don't really know.

I actually already

have a summer internship

with a tech startup.

Oh.

What about you?

What do you hope

to find tonight?

Well, obviously, I'm only here

for the free dinner.

You know, Mark Twain

once said that while

the rest of the species

descended from ape

redhead is descended from cat.

Um.

If we're sharing quotes

I've always liked, life

is not a problem to be solved,

but a reality to be experienced.

[eerie music]

[dreamy harp music]

[David] I loved that trip.

[Ruby] Where was that again?

[David] That was when I took you

to London.

My cousin Sophie's wedding

to that dolt of a man.

It was the first British wedding

you'd ever gone to.

And you were all excited

because you got to wear

one of those silly little hats.

Fascinators.

Yes, fascinators.

I meant what garden was that?

Oh, I took that picture of you

at Hampton Court.

I believe it was the

Kitchen Garden.

As I recall, we did have... fun

under a specific archway.

Fun, until that guard

almost caught us.

Getting arrested for

public indecency

in a foreign country

would have been awful.

But it is my country,

and I would have protected you.

They would have just

given us a fine,

and we would have been

on our way.

I'm just glad Angela let me take

so much time off work,

especially since I just started

and we were so busy

with a new launch.

Ruby, do you know how

beautiful you are?

And how happy I am

you came back?

I couldn't stay away.

[heavy breathing]

It's really good to be

with you again.

I missed that.

I missed that, too.

It was so hard falling asleep

without you here.

I love getting to

hold you at night.

I'm such a bad sleeper

without you.

I'm so happy you're mine.

Always.

I love you.

I love you, darling.

You should wear your

hair back more, you know?

I don't like it when it covers

your eyes, they're so pretty.

I meant that as a compliment.

I know you did.

You know I wouldn't compliment

you if it weren't true.

Of-of course.

You know you're gorgeous, right?

I-I guess.

[chuckles] You guess.

Well, that's not good enough.

I wanna hear you admit it.

- Admit that you're gorgeous.

- Oh come on, David.

No, don't come on, David me.

I wanna hear you admit it.

Say I'm gorgeous.

- Say I'm gorgeous.

- Ok, I'm gorgeous. Happy?

Yeah you are.

Just don't go getting a

big head about it now.

[footsteps departing]

A full bodied red,

after a full body work out.

You know,

if I hadn't already given it up,

I could really go

for a cigarette about now.

I waited to drink any of these

until you came home.

We don't need to let it sit?

No.

Not tonight.

To us.

[sniffing]

Mmm.

What are you thinking

for dinner?

I know this wine deserves

something better,

but I'm thinking pizza.

Sound good?

Pizza's good.

I'm just going to order

from that place

on Prince.

You know, the one

that puts exactly

one basil leaf on each slice.

I just love the red

pepper infused olive oil

they drizzle over their pizzas.

What's on your mind?

Nothing.

No?

You seem a little...

What do you mean?

Not all here.

Wh-where else would I be?

You'd tell me this time

if something was up, right?

Of course.

There's nothing to worry about.

Good.

I'm not a mind reader.

[wine glass shatters]

They will light

my way tonight

I'll see you in my dreams

At least that wasn't

the fancy wine.

Th-the '93.

Wouldn't want to spill that.

[giggles]

What?

- Wh-what did I...

- Watch yourself!

I-I just said...

[sighs]

I didn't mean to snap

like that, darling.

You know I don't like it

when you make fun of me.

I didn't mean to. I never

- want to make you feel bad.

- No, no I know I know.

But sometimes,

you take things too far.

I know you didn't mean

anything by it.

- Right, love?

- Of course not, but

sometimes I feel like I

say something silly and then...

I'll be right back.

Um, just need to check

something in the bedroom.

[static]

[eerie music]

[static]

[music intensifies]

Everything okay?

Oh.

Yeah.

Did you do what you needed?

I did.

You gonna tell me what it was?

It's a surprise. For later.

You know how much I love

a good surprise.

Oh, I know.

This one's gonna be big.

Can I guess what

the surprise is?

You could try.

Does it involve

some sort of uh...

Oh, a sexy new outfit

you're gonna wear?

Like that cat costume

you surprised me with the

first year we were together.

That was the first time

you ever slept over.

Knowing you were all mine.

You were so young

and inexperienced,

trying to seem so seductive

in that outfit.

And God,

you made me feel so alive.

Is it some sort of

sex toy prototype

you created at that fancy

little tech job of yours?

I don't make sex toys.

I design

augmented user experiences.

Oh, come on, give me a clue.

I hate guessing.

I can't wait any longer.

Give me a hint.

You are such a little tease.

I don't really think I am.

Do you want me again?

[spits]

I want you.

[moaning]

We should take it easy.

You don't want to have

another one of your blackouts.

[moans]

[wine glass slides]

No.

I can't drink anymore.

Work has been

really busy lately.

I don't think you realize

how stressful

financial advising is.

I've got to be up early.

Client meetings,

quarterly reports.

They're all so grueling.

[sniffs]

Mm.

I just know I'm gonna

be hungover tomorrow.

Unlike you, I'm not

still in my twenties.

You don't look any older

than the day we met.

I do. I look older.

[scoffs] No you don't.

You look the same.

Am I still as handsome

as the day we met?

Even more so.

Sometimes,

I look at you and I wonder

if you think I'm an old man.

I worry that I'm boring.

You could never bore me.

You mean it?

Of course.

I'm old enough

to be your father.

You're 20 years

younger than my dad.

Do you need me?

You know I do.

I want to hear you say it.

Say you need me.

I need you.

Do you know how

badly I want you?

How much just looking at you

drives me wild?

You know,

sometimes when you're sleeping,

and I see how tiny you are,

and I know you need me,

and I just feel so

protective.

Do you know how sad I was

when you left?

Why would you leave me

like that?

I thought you were done

with trying to leave.

I thought you had

turned a page.

And the last few months

have been so hard on me.

I was such a wreck.

I was worried about you

all the time.

Where you were,

who you were with,

if you were seeing anyone else.

You gave me such pain.

And that's definitely what

caused these stress

blackouts I've been having.

They've just been awful.

And it's all because

you made that terrible

mistake in leaving me.

Clearly, the last few months

have been just as bad for you.

When you,

when you came back,

you were a mess.

You couldn't do it without me,

right?

Right.

I mean, where were

you even staying?

I just stayed at the office,

nobody knew.

No wonder I could never

catch you leaving work.

That must have been

just awful for you.

When you had a warm bed here,

- waiting for you.

- It was pretty terrible.

You couldn't even

call your parents.

Those wretched people.

Tell me you couldn't

do it without me.

I couldn't do it without you.

No one else could

give you what I do.

No one else can make me feel

the way you do.

No one can make me feel

the way you do.

I knew you'd come back.

I knew you were reading all

my messages and emails.

I knew they'd work.

I read them all.

Every last word you wrote.

Weren't they romantic?

The most.

Good.

Because we're meant

for each other.

[heavy breathing]

You never did

give me that surprise.

I didn't say it was for today.

If you tell me now,

I'll still act surprised.

Just be patient.

Is there anything on your mind?

Should there be?

No.

I'm just wondering

if there's anything

you want to talk about?

About us, maybe?

What about us?

I don't know.

About how things were

before, maybe?

Before I came back.

Is there something

you want me to say?

No.

I-I-I'm just wondering

- if there's anything...

- Don't start with me, Ruby.

You know, I hate games.

I'm not a mind reader.

If there's something

you're trying

to get me to say or admit to,

just tell me.

Don't ruin a

perfectly good moment

with any of this coy...

bullshit.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I must just be really tired.

[elevator humming]

[sighs]

[elevator dings]

[David] You're home early!

Come through to the kitchen.

I've got a surprise for you.

[bag rustling]

Look at the vintage.

1993?

It's my favorite year.

You know, they always say wines

from the odd years are better.

But '93 was a tough year

for some of the noble grapes.

Collectors mostly

scooped up the burgundies,

and so the bordeaus are rarer.

And more worth it.

But, you know why

I really love 1993?

It's the year that gave me you.

Not that I knew you in '93.

Of course, of course not.

I was just a 15-year-old boy

in Surrey, getting up

to all the usual mischief.

And you were

an adorable little baby.

But it's the year

that brought you into the world

and, I think,

set you on a path

to being with me.

Um... I-I don't know

what to say.

Isn't it wonderful?

I bought a whole case.

You do not want

to know how much it cost.

You have to let it sit.

[scoffs]

Oh come on, your arm is fine.

You shouldn't have reached out

like that.

I would have handed you

the glass,

when it was ready to drink.

I have such a wonderful night

planned for us.

Don't ruin it already.

I'm all good.

Good.

That's what I wanted to hear.

Now,

while we wait for the wine

to decant,

come through

to the sitting room.

I've got another surprise

for you.

I loved

getting to take you to London.

It was so cute how you didn't

know any of the sights.

And I got to be your guide.

I-I mean, I'd been to London

before.

I'd seen some of the sights,

just not in a while.

You had seen all the

touristy places.

Not the real London.

I showed you that.

Remember the first night

we went out?

You thought Spoons

looked so nice.

Without me, you would have drank

in all the wrong places.

It wasn't just tourists

at Spoons.

My family was so shocked

when I brought such a young girl

to Sophie's wedding.

You could have told them

you were bringing me.

No, I didn't want to.

I wanted to see their faces.

You looked so pretty

in your dress.

Always fussing with

that fascinator.

You never could remember

the name.

You kept calling it

that silly little hat.

Now the wine is ready to drink.

[bag rustling]

Do you know why I have

so many surprises for you?

No.

Why do you have

so many surprises for me?

I'm glad you asked.

Do you remember

what happened on this day

exactly eight years ago?

Um...

Eight years ago, I was

a sophomore at Columbia.

Which is the year that we met.

Is today the anniversary of

when we first met?

Exactly.

Let us toast to that night

eight years ago.

[David sniffing]

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Do you remember

what happened that night?

Of course, um...

[David] I spotted you,

and I knew then and there,

you were gonna be special to me.

[Ruby] What do you mean?

[David] I just had a sense that

you were gonna be... important.

Do you remember what I said

when I first approached?

I said.

I said.

Hmm.

[whistling]

I only come to these things

for the food too.

Then I asked you

if you wanted a drink,

but you were only 19,

and afraid of getting caught.

So I snuck you

gin and tonics all night

because they look

like club sodas.

Drinking laws in America

are so silly.

Gin did not taste anything

like I expected it to.

No.

You scrunched up

your little nose every time

you took a sip.

But you wanted to seem

so mature,

so you just kept on drinking.

You like gin now though.

I taught you how to drink.

[Ruby] I mean, it's

still not my favorite.

I never said

it had to be your favorite.

Ruby.

I do not want to fight tonight.

I have so many great things

I want to talk to you about.

I don't want to fight either.

Good.

I have great news.

I have found

the perfect venue

for our wedding.

- Oh.

- It's absolutely wonderful.

And I know you're going

to love it as much as I do.

But, of course you will.

It's in London.

Of course that's no problem,

all my family's there.

And I think it's best

that we get married in England.

I know that sounds like

a lot of travel for your family,

but really,

when was the last time

you even spoke to any of them?

They haven't been there for you

the way I have.

I've already contacted

the venue.

Luckily for us,

there was a recent cancellation

and I managed to book

our wedding for the 5th of June.

Oh, um... that's... um...

- that's only a few months away.

- Exactly.

It is the perfect time

to get married.

And it is the perfect time

to have a baby.

And if we get pregnant

on our honeymoon,

Paris, of course,

then the baby will be

born in March.

In like a lion, as they say.

God, just think,

a year from now, we'll have

a perfect little baby.

Little Emily. Do you like that?

I like that.

I've never met an Emily

I didn't like.

I've always wanted a daughter,

there is so much about the world

I can teach her.

[sniffs]

You know,

after you get pregnant,

you're gonna want to

stop working.

Um... What?

Well,

we've already talked about that.

We have more than enough money

as it is.

You're always saying how busy

you are at work,

and you'll want to

stay home

and look after the children.

I think we'll have 2

before you're 30.

Your boss will understand.

And quite frankly,

I'm surprised

she's still working at her age.

Women leave jobs

all the time to raise families.

Far more important than those

silly little

virtual games you make.

They're not games.

Enjoy it now.

There'll be nine months soon

when you can't drink.

Mm.

I have found the perfect song

for our wedding dance.

[Ben Folds' The Luckiest

plays over record player]

I don't get

Many things right

the first time

In fact

I am told that a lot

Now I know

all the wrong turns

The stumbles and falls

Brought me here

And where was I

before the day

That I first saw

your lovely face?

Now I see it every day

And I know

That I am

I am

I am the luckiest

What if I'd been born

50 years before you

In a house, on a street

where you lived?

Maybe I'd be outside

As you passed on your bike

Would I know?

[phone buzzes]

Did you need to go that?

No. No, it was just Angela.

It was really busy at the office

today.

We're having some trouble with

the patent for a belt

I helped program.

Wait.

Work was really busy today,

and yet you came home

earlier than usual?

Right. Um...

I... I actually had a

last minute

doctor's appointment to go to,

so I just

went to that

and then I figured I'd work

from home the rest of the day.

What kind of doctor's

appointment?

Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's,

everything's fine.

I was just seeing

my gynecologist.

Why were you seeing

your gynecologist?

You're not trying to go back on

birth control, are you?

No. No, I... um...

was just making sure I'm

in good shape to get pregnant.

Of course you are.

You're in wonderful shape.

Why would you be worried

about that?

I didn't know if my sometimes

irregular periods

meant something could be wrong.

And?

She said everything's fine.

Do you want me to call her?

Sometimes these doctors

don't tell women everything,

but they'll tell me.

No.

I... I trust her.

Everything's good.

Good.

That's what I wanted to hear.

I wish you'd told me.

I would have liked

to have come with you.

I know.

But it was such

a last minute appointment.

And I didn't want to bother you

when you were busy at work.

Promise me

you'll call me next time.

I promise.

Good girl.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh God, these are gonna get

so much bigger.

Not that they aren't

perfect already,

how well they can fit

in my mouth. Mmm.

Mmm.

This is gonna get

so much bigger too.

But don't you worry,

we'll make sure we lose

that baby weight right away.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You know, we won't be able

to act like this

when a baby comes along.

Why would you say that?

We were having a moment.

Why would you go and ruin it?

I didn't mean anything,

I was just saying...

Just saying what?

Are you questioning how I'll be

as a father?

No. No I... I wasn't, I was...

I hate it when you do that.

When you take a perfectly

good moment and ruin it.

You know, sometimes you can be

really, really childish.

- David, stop.

- What do I expect?

Compared to me,

you are still a child.

David, Please.

I'm not the one

who caused a scene, Ruby.

- David, please.

- Please, what?

[breathing shakily]

I'm sorry, I...

I didn't mean to snap

like that, love.

It's just,

sometimes you make me so angry.

You know?

You know how much I love

you though, right?

You just

don't always know when to stop.

You don't always think

before you say things.

And that really,

really hurts me, darling.

You need to be more thoughtful

about the way you speak to me,

okay?

I forgive you.

Now give me a kiss.

There. We're all better now.

You will make

such a good little wifey.

[bag rustling]

You ungrateful little b*tch.

You didn't go to

the doctor today, did you?

This is why you came home early.

So you could pack up all

your things and leave me.

You've done this before, Ruby.

Don't you remember?

The last time you tried to leave

or the time before that,

you couldn't do it without me.

You had nowhere to go.

- Where will you go this time?

- David, don't do this.

Why do you keep playing

this f*cking games?

[grunts]

What's your plan, love?

Who's going to help you?

Who do you have?

You don't have anybody.

You need me!

Why do you keep

doing this to me?

Argh!

f*ck you.

[door slams]

f*ck you, too!

Argh!

You'll be back!

I know you will.

You always come back.

You have nothing without me!

You b*tch!

[whimpering]

[crying]

[whirring]

[elevator dings]

[sighs]

[elevator humming]

[elevator dings]

You're back.

I was so afraid this time

you wouldn't come back.

That was the longest

you've ever been gone.

I couldn't stay away.

Darling, I missed you so much.

- I missed you, too.

- Don't you ever leave me again.

Never.

When you tried to take out

that restraining order,

I was so hurt.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

That was a very silly idea.

You're still wearing it.

You still want

to get married, right?

Of course I do.

I'm sorry if we lost the venue.

Don't worry.

I'll call them tomorrow,

and sort everything out.

I'm just so happy you're back.

We should do something fun

today to celebrate.

I-I'd love that.

- Anything you have in mind?

- Anything you want.

Oh, wait. I can't.

Oh.

I've got meetings all day,

I can't reschedule.

Oh, that's... that's okay.

I have to go and shower.

Don't go anywhere.

Of course not.

Why don't you make me a coffee?

You know how I like it.

Okay.

[shower handles turning]

[shower running]

You made me love you

I didn't wanna do it

No I didn't wanna do it

You made me want you

And all the time

you knew it

I guess you always knew it

You made me happy sometimes

Oh you made me glad

But there were times, baby

Haha, you little devil

You made me cry for

I didn't wanna tell ya

I didn't wanna tell ya

I want some love that's true

Yes I do

Deed I do, you know I do

Gimme gimme gimme gimme

What I cry for

You know you got the

kind of kisses

That I'd die for

[sniffing]

Perfect.

I wish I had known

you were coming back today.

I would have taken

the day off work.

I'll still be here

when you get back.

Mmm.

You promise?

Cross my heart.

I was such a mess without you.

I kept having these little...

blackout, panic attacks.

It was just awful.

That sounds terrible.

I'm, I'm so sorry.

I'm here for you now.

I know you are.

See you tonight?

Uh...

When you get back from work,

let's do something romantic.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Something sexy.

I was thinking some

sort of candlelit dinner...

Well, I was thinking

maybe some sort of...

Mm-hmm? Whoa. [giggles]

You okay? [giggles]

[elevator dings]

David?

- Whoa...

- Ruby.

Are... are you... are you...

Whoa, wh-wh-whoa.

[groans]

Um... Are you...

[groans]

There were times, baby

Haha, you little devil

You made me cry for

I didn't wanna tell ya

I didn't wanna tell ya

I want some

love that's true

Yes I do, deed I do,

you know I do

[high pitched ringing]

Gimme gimme gimme gimme

- What I cry for

- [high pitched ringing]

You know you got the kind

of kisses that I'd die for

[high pitched ringing]

You know you made me

love you

[Ruby] Hey.

Yeah, I've set up cameras

around the apartment,

so you should be

getting a feed now.

Yeah, he's still

passed out cold.

I think we have a few hours

until he's up.

Okay, do you want to go ahead

and boot up the environment

just to make sure it's

good to go?

Yeah, sounds good to me.

Now... we wait. [sighs]

[Ruby] You're up.

You must have had

one of your blackouts.

You've been out for a while.

[David] They don't usually

last this long.

Are you feeling okay?

If you were out any longer,

I was gonna

- call an ambulance.

- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Must have just got overwhelmed.

I messaged your office

you weren't feeling well.

Right.

Yeah. Thank you.

I'm just going to splash some

water on my face.

[static crackling]

[David] I loved that trip.

[Ruby] Where was that again?

[David] That was when I took you

to London.

My cousin Sophie's wedding.

To that dolt of a man.

It was the first British wedding

you had ever gone to.

And you were all excited cause

you got to wear one of those

silly little hats.

Fascinators.

Yes, fascinators.

[Ruby] I meant what

garden was that?

[David] Oh.

I took that picture of you

at Hampton Court.

I believe it was the Kitchen

Garden.

As I recall,

we did have fun,

under a specific archway.

[Ruby] Fun, until that guard

almost caught us.

Getting arrested

for public indecency

in a foreign country

would have been awful.

But it is my country,

and I would have protected you.

They would have just

given us a fine

and we would have been

on our way.

I'm just glad Angela let

me take so much time off work.

Especially since I had

just started

and we were so busy

with a new launch.

Ruby, do you know how

beautiful you are?

And how happy I am

you came back?

I couldn't stay away.

[heavy breathing]

Oh, yeah.

You are so... good at this.

[heavy breathing]

[bed rustling]

[heavy breathing]

Oh, you are so tight.

Tell me I'm great.

Tell me I'm the best

you've ever... had.

Tell me I'm huge.

Tell me my c*ck is... massive.

You have the biggest c*ck.

[cl*max]

Oh you get me so hard.

[panting]

A full bodied red,

after a full body workout.

You know,

if I hadn't already given it up,

I could really go for a

cigarette about now.

I waited to drink any of these

until you came back.

We don't have to let it sit?

No, not tonight.

To us.

[sniffing]

Mmm.

What are you thinking

for dinner?

I know this wine deserves

something better,

but I'm thinking pizza.

Sound good?

Pizza's good.

I'm just going to order

from that place

on Prince.

You know, the one

that puts exactly

one basil leaf on each slice.

I just love the red pepper

infused olive oil

they drizzle over their pizzas.

What's on your mind?

Nothing.

No? You seem a little...

What do you mean?

Not all here.

Where else would I be?

[wine pouring]

[David] I didn't mean to snap

like that, darling.

You know I don't like it

when you make fun of me.

I didn't mean to.

I never wanna make you

- feel bad.

- I know, I know.

Sometimes you take things

a little too far.

I know you didn't mean

anything by it.

Right, love?

Of course not.

But sometimes I feel like I say

something silly and then...

Uh.

I'll be right back. Uh,

just need to check something

in the bedroom.

[suspenseful music]

[static]

[music intensifies]

Everything okay?

Um,

yeah.

Did you do what you needed?

I did.

You gonna tell me what it was?

It's a surprise. For later.

You never did give

me that surprise.

I didn't say it was for today.

If you tell me now,

I'll still act surprised.

Just be patient.

Is there anything on your mind?

Should there be?

I don't know, I'm just...

wondering if there's anything

you wanna talk about.

What about?

I don't know, um...

about us, maybe.

What about us?

I don't know.

About how things were... before,

maybe.

Before I came back.

Is there something

you want me to say?

No.

I'm just wondering if

there's anything...

Don't start with me, Ruby.

You know I hate games,

I'm not a mind reader.

If there's something

you're trying to get me to say

or admit to, just tell me.

Don't ruin a

perfectly good moment,

with any of this coy bullshit.

You're right.

I'm sorry. I must just be

really tired.

[phone ringing]

Hey, um,

I haven't left yet. But...

[sighs]

There's something else

I need to do. Do you...

do you mind if we wait

till morning?

I-I don't want to wake him up.

Okay, great. Um...

Get some rest yourself.

[inhales sharply]

[sighs]

Hey.

Hey.

What's wrong?

I need to talk to you.

Okay.

There's something

I-I wanna tell you.

Um, I need to tell you,

but I need you to promise

that you won't get mad at me.

I won't get mad, love.

Tell me what's wrong.

You promise?

I do.

Th-the day that I left.

Worst day of my life.

You-you know how I told you

I went to the doctor?

Yeah.

I did actually go to the doctor,

but not to see

if I could get pregnant.

I...

already was pregnant.

What?

I had an ab*rtion.

Say something.

What the f*ck

do you want me to say?

You said you wouldn't get mad.

Mad.

I am beyond mad.

How dare you?

Who the f*ck do

you think you are?

How could you do that to me?

Please, just calm down.

Don't f*cking tell me

what to do.

David let go!

f*ck you!

You're hurting me.

We wanted to have a baby.

We were planning it.

Why would you ruin it?

We were planning it?

No, you were planning it.

You wanted a baby.

You didn't care what I wanted.

Are-are you going to hit me?

- Go ahead. Do it.

- [whimpers]

I would never have your baby.

Stop talking.

Why would I have your baby?

- Stop talking.

- You can't control yourself.

How could I bring a baby

into this world

knowing how you were

going to treat them?

Shut up!

- You're a monster.

- f*ck you!

- It's true.

- Shut the f*ck up.

You said you'd stay calm,

but look at what you're doing.

I-I don't...

I don't know why I came back.

What, are you gonna go and

live in the office

like some kind of

homeless person?

I don't know why I thought

this time would be better,

you are never going to change.

I gave you everything.

Everything.

And how do you show

your appreciation?

You m*rder my child.

You gave me everything?

You took everything.

My friends, my family,

I had no life that wasn't...

No one was there for you

the way I was!

You need help, David.

- [laughing]

- You can't,

you can't even see it.

That's f*cking rich

coming from you.

Where do you think you're going?

Anywhere but here.

How dare you.

We wanted to have a family.

Hey. We wanted to have a family.

Why would you ruin everything?

David stop.

Do you realize

how much I love you?

How we're meant for each other?

We are gonna have a family.

You are gonna love me,

the way I love you.

[heavy breathing]

You are gonna love me...

We are gonna have... a family.

[David moaning]

[David grunting]

[electronic audio feedback]

Surprise.

Ruby.

Yes.

Any closer and the cops

are getting called.

What?

Yeah. I hooked you up

to a state-of-the-art

virtual reality simulation.

I... uh designed

that belt you're wearing

at my fancy little tech job.

- It's great, isn't it?

- What the f*ck?

Really feels like you're

having sex when it's on.

You know,

I guess in that way, I...

I do make high tech sex toys.

The-the plan was

just to send you

a video of your little solo

sex-fest from earlier, but...

this was...

so much worse.

Thank you for...

for being such a piece of sh*t.

How could you do this to me?

Do you really not see

how you treated me?

I was the best thing

that ever happened to you.

No.

No, you were the worst.

But... now...

I'm the worst thing

to ever happen to you, too.

Yeah. Let me tell you how

this is all gonna go down.

You are never to text me,

call me, email me,

try to contact me in any way.

If you see me

walking down the street,

you will stop and walk

the other way.

If you don't,

everything that happened

here today,

everything you think

you did was videotaped.

I will not only send

it to your job,

I'll send it to your family,

your clients.

I will release it on

social media,

and if anything happens to me,

a friend of mine was watching.

They have the footage.

They will release it, and you

will be ruined.

f*ck you.

No.

No, you don't get to

do that anymore.

I'll send someone by in

a bit to get my stuff.

If you

destroy any of that equipment

before they get here,

I'll release the footage.

You are such a...

b*tch?

Yeah.

You know, I...

I have wasted so

many years of my life on you,

the least you can do is shut up

for like, five minutes,

but you always do this.

You always go and ruin

a perfectly good moment

because you just

can't shut the f*ck up.

I hope

the rest of your life

is really shitty.

[elevator dings]

[triumphant music]

[sighs]