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01x12 - Sick of Being Sick

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sheira & Loli's Dittydoodle Works". Aired: 2000.*
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Originating in a magical musical factory, rag doll twin sisters Sheira and Loli are the hosts in the world they share with their friends: resident visual artist Miss Molly, Doodles the wise-cracking talking purple crayon, eccentric but brilliant Professor named Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk, the troublemaking but good-natured yellow reptile-like creature named Zippy the Kwirk, and the childlike factory helpers, Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk and two little furball characters known as the Funkins.

01x12 - Sick of Being Sick

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Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right,
it's Pink-a-dink.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly ♪

♪ with twice as much
music and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky-Eeky-Kronk
and the Funkins, ♪

♪ too, with the Quirks,
Molly and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into
the Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Atchoo! - Atchoo! ♪

♪ - Atchoo! ♪

♪ We're sick of being sick. ♪

♪ Our heads feel
like a ton of bricks. ♪

♪ This day's been rough. ♪

♪ We've had enough. ♪

♪ - Atchoo!
- God bless you. ♪

♪ - We're sick. ♪

♪ Our throats
hurt when we cough. ♪

♪ Our nose
is as red as Rudolph. ♪

♪ The aches
and pains are such a drain. ♪

♪ We're sick. ♪

♪ - I feel like
someone took my head

and put it in a blender. ♪

♪ How do you feel? ♪

♪ - Ick! I'm
sick of being sick. ♪

♪ - To our beds,
we're confined. ♪

♪ We're bored
right out of our minds. ♪

♪ We're going cuckoo, we're
crying boo-hoo, we're really, ♪

♪ really sick. ♪

♪ - I feel
like we're in jail. ♪

♪ - I wish that
I could pay the bail. ♪

♪ - Then we'd
be free from misery. ♪

♪ - Oh yeah, I forgot. ♪

♪ We're sick. ♪

♪ - How long
have we been in here? ♪

♪ - It feels like 50 years. ♪

♪ - Boy, we'd
better get well quick, ♪

♪ 'cause we're
sick of being sick. ♪

♪ - If we don't
do what we're told, ♪

♪ we'll be in here forever. ♪

♪ - Or maybe
longer than that. ♪

♪ - That thought
makes me sick. ♪

♪ - but we're already sick. ♪

♪ - How long will we be sick? ♪

♪ We're sick of
being sick of being sick. ♪

♪ Our heads feel
like a ton of bricks. ♪

♪ This day's been rough. ♪

♪ We've had enough. ♪

♪ - Atchoo! ♪

♪ - God bless you. ♪

♪ - We're sick. ♪

♪ Oh boy, are we sick. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- Okay, girls.

Here's your medicine.

And it will make
you feel a lot better.

- I hope it makes
this headache go away.

- Oh, I'll trade you
my tummy ache for your headache.

- I'm sorry
you girls are sick,

but if you listen
to what the doctor said,

you will be a lot
better off and healthier

much faster.

- And maybe we'll still
be able to go to the circus?

- yeah, I want to see
the elephants and the tigers

and the lions.

- Oh, and the funny clowns
and the amazing acrobats, too.

Atchoo!

- Then you're going
to need a lot more rest,

and take your medicine.

And the most important
thing is that you should stay

in bed until
you feel all better.

- And then we'll
be able to go to the circus?

- I sure hope so.

Well, I'll be in
to check on you soon.

- Bye.

- Bye, Eeky.

- I can't believe we
have to stay in bed while

everyone else is out there, going places, having fun.

- Atchoo!

- Gezundheit.

- Well, I know where we
can go places and have fun, too.

- But Sheira,
you heard what Eeky said.

We have to stay
put right here in bed.

- Yeah, our bodies
need to stay put,

but our minds can wander.

- Don't you see?

We can use our imaginations
and it will take us anywhere

we want to go.

- You mean, like to the
top of a snowy mountain?

- Atchoo!

Loli, we already
have a cold.

I'm thinking something
a little more tropical.

- Oh, I know
where we should go!

To the ocean.

- Yeah.

Okay,
let's close our eyes and...

Pick up a shell,
you'll hear the ocean.

Oh, what a sound,
what a commotion.

And if you
go down deep underwater,

you'll see a
world all its own.

Starfish and blue fish
and blow fish and whales,

dolphins and turtles
and stingrays with tails.

The ocean is filled
with all kinds of animals.

It is a
world all its own.

We could never
live in the ocean.

It is an
impossible notion.

But it's nice to know
we can visit this magical

world all its own.

A submarine lets
you see so much.

With scuba gear,
you can even touch

the colorful things
that live and breathe

in this beautiful
world all its own.

The ocean's colors
are blue and green.

It's important
that we all keep it clean

because just like that
land that we all live on,

the ocean's a
world all its own.

We could never
live in the ocean.

It is an
impossible notion.

But it's nice to
know we can visit this

magical world all its own.

We could never
live in the ocean.

It is an
impossible notion.

But it's nice
to know we can visit this

magical world all its own.

Pick up a shell,
you'll hear the ocean.

Oh, what a sound,
what a commotion.

If you go
down deep underwater,

you'll see a
world all its own.

A magical
world all its own.

The ocean's a
world all its own.

♪ music playing ♪

- All right, everyone.

I'm counting on
you to help Sheira and Loli

get better
as soon as possible.

- Yeah, I'm going to make
them a get well really, really,

really soon card
or else they won't be able

to go to the circus.

- Yeah, cards are nice but
if you're looking for a cure,

I've got two simple words.

- You got two simple words?

- Yep.

Chicken soup.

- Oh, don't
tell me, Doodles,

that you got
a chicken soup guy?

- No, I don't got a "guy."

- Well, that's a first.

- This time, I got a gal.

- A gal?

- Mm-hmm, yep.

Miss Molly.

And she knows where
to pick up a soothing

soup du jour guaranteed
to have Sheira and Loli

back on their
feet in no time.

- You know,
that's a good idea.

Why don't you tell
Miss Molly to have the Funkins

order some of
the special soup, all right?

ASAP.

While I get working on this
here super-duper cold purifier.

- Super-duper cold purifier?

- Yeah, it sends out
special vapors that Sheira

and Loli could breathe
and they will get all better.

They'll be like new.

- Looks like a crash-test
dummy after the crash.

- You can joke all you want,
but when I tweak this little

valve over here like this...

♪ music playing ♪

...Sheira and Loli
will be all cured.

- Well, at least you've
cured your dry skin there, Eeky.

Heh-heh.

[LAUGHTER]

♪ music playing ♪

- Sheira, I don't
know what's worse,

feeling sick
or feeling bored.

- You're still bored?

- Yeah.

Unmistakably, unquestioningly,
unbelievably bored.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - I've played
with all my toys. ♪

♪ I don't
want to watch T.V. ♪

♪ I wish I could
make some noise. ♪

♪ - Shh. ♪

♪ - 'Cause nothing's
exciting me. ♪

♪ I'm bored. ♪

♪ I'm bored. ♪

♪ - Keep it down. ♪

♪ - I don't know
what to do with myself. ♪

♪ I'm sick and I'm tired. ♪

♪ - So why don't
we just take a nap? ♪

♪ - A nap? ♪

♪ No way! ♪

♪ I've already
played pretend. ♪

♪ - I just to catch some Z's. ♪

♪ - Will this
day ever end? ♪

♪ - Could you
be quiet, please? ♪

♪ - I'm bored. ♪
♪ - I'm tired. ♪

♪ - I'm bored. ♪
♪ - I'm pooped. ♪

♪ - I don't know
what to do with myself. ♪

♪ - I know, pillow. ♪

♪ Why don't
we just go to sleep. ♪

♪ I really
want to go to sleep. ♪

♪ Just close your
eyes and go to sleep. ♪

♪ - Oh, fine. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- Ohm...

Oh, great, you're
back with the chicken

soup for Sheira and Loli?

I said "chicken soup,"
not "chicken suit."

♪ music playing ♪

Hey, girls.

- Hi, Miss Molly.

- Oh.

- Hi, Doodles.

- Well, if your
reception was any cooler,

I'd have
to wear a jacket.

- Doodles, the girls
aren't feeling well.

But we brought
you both something that

we hope will make
you feel a whole lot better.

- Really?

- Yep.

- That's right.

My famous chicken soup.

- You made us soup?

- Nah, I didn't
sway I made it.

I just said
it was my famous chicken soup.

- Well, Loli,
if you do everything

the doctor said to do,
I think it'll certainly help.

Now, wait a little
while for it to cool

and then start
sipping away.

- Really?

- Okay.

Now, Bluedles,
Pink-A-Dink and I have come

up with a little dance
to help make you feel better.

- It's called
The Feel Better Boogie.

♪ - When you're
not feeling well, ♪

♪ there's a
dance you can do. ♪

♪ It's called
The Feel Better Boogie ♪

♪ and we'll show it to you. ♪

♪ You got a
bad cold in your head? ♪

♪ Watch The Feel Better
Boogie from in your bed. ♪

♪ This silly dance
will make you feel okay. ♪

♪ It's The Feel
Better Boogie, hooray. ♪

♪ - Bop-doo-wop, bop-doo-wop. ♪

♪ Bop-doo-wop, bop-doo-wop. ♪

♪ - Stay under the covers,
you can wiggle your toes, ♪

♪ grab a handful of
tissues and blow your nose. ♪

♪ Bad cough in your chest? ♪

♪ Don't get up and boogie,
'cause you need your rest. ♪

♪ We'll do The Feel
Better Boogie right now. ♪

♪ - I think we're
feeling better, wow! ♪

♪ - Bop-doo-wop,
bop-doo-wop. ♪

♪ - You sneeze, you wheeze,
you've got 100 degrees? ♪

♪ Watch this boogie,
pretty please, ♪

♪ then you'll get
rid of it with ease. ♪

♪ Just snap your
fingers and watch us hop. ♪

♪ It feels so good,
we don't want to stop. ♪

♪ Take your medicine
like the doctor said, ♪

♪ and before you know it,
you'ull be out of bed. ♪

♪ There's a little verse,
that happy song, ♪

♪ 'cause you got the
thermometer under your tongue. ♪

♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. ♪

♪ The time just flies
when we dance this way. ♪

♪ We'll do The Feel
Better Boogie today. ♪

♪ Before you know it,
you'll go out and play ♪

♪ and do The Feel
Better Boogie today. ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

- Oh, that was wonderful,
Bluedles and Pink-A-Dink.

Thank you.

- Yeah, at least it got
our minds off how bad we feel,

and also
how bored we've been.

- Oh, Loli, there are
plenty of things you can do

while you're stuck in bed
to keep you from feeling bored.

- We've already
used our imagination to

take a trip to the ocean.

- Well, how about a game?

- Ooh, a game.

- Who, What, Where?

It's my favorite game.

All right,
Doodles, you go first.

♪ - Who am I? ♪

♪ I'm a guy
and I really love to ♪

♪ fly in my
airplane oh, so high. ♪

♪ Oh, so high,
I reach the sky. ♪

♪ - A pilot, a pilot,
I'm in my plane, I fly it. ♪

♪ A pilot, a pilot,
now I know who you are. ♪

♪ - What am I, in the zoo. ♪

♪ I cry very loud, it's true. ♪

♪ Hens lay all
the eggs for you, ♪

♪ so I don't
have much to do. ♪

♪ - A rooster, a rooster,
a c*ck-a-doodle-dooster. ♪

♪ A rooster, a rooster,
oh now I know what you are. ♪

♪ Who, what, where? ♪

♪ I want to know. ♪

♪ Who, what, where? ♪

♪ The more I know,
the more I grow. ♪

♪ - What am I on your bed? ♪

♪ I cover
you from toe to head. ♪

♪ If it's cold
then you should spread ♪

♪ two or three of me instead. ♪

♪ - A blanket, a blanket. ♪

♪ It keeps me warm,
I thank it. ♪

♪ A blanket, a blanket,
oh now I know what you are. ♪

♪ - Where am I? ♪

♪ Not on land. ♪

♪ I think all
these waves are grand. ♪

♪ It's too
deep for me to stand. ♪

♪ Somebody please
take my hand. ♪

♪ - The ocean, the ocean,
don't forget your lotion. ♪

♪ The ocean, the ocean,
oh now I now where you are. ♪

♪ - Who, what, where? ♪

♪ I want to know. ♪

♪ Who, what, where? ♪

♪ The more I know,
the more I grow. ♪

♪ - The more I know,
the more I grow. ♪

♪ - The more I know,
the more I grow. ♪

- All right, everybody.

It's time for us to go.

Sheira and Loli need
all the rest they can get

if they're going to get
a chance of going to the circus.

Come on,
come on, Doodles.

- And don't forget
the chicken soup.

I fussed over a hot
stove all day, all night.

♪ music playing ♪

- I thought
this thing was supposed

to make you feel better.

This stuff stinks.

- There's something
wrong, here.

- Oh, you think?

- Oh, will you take
that thing off you, Doodles?

Here, let me help you.

- Oh, man.

Watch the eyes.

- Now, will you help me figure
out what is wrong with this?

- Hey, Quirk,
what do you know?

- I know that I'm
making the perfect card

to make Sheira
and Loli feel better.

- Oh, is that right?

- Mm-hmm, and it's
going to be better than a

cool purifier
and chicken soup put together.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's it.

- What's it?

- I'm going to put the
chicken soup in the purifier.

Thank you, Zippy!

- Oh, you're welcome, I guess.

Why was I here?

Oh, yeah!

Eeky, I'm going to need
to borrow some of your books.

- Yes, that would
be a pleasure to give

you any kind of books.

Now, what books
would you like?

- All right, let's see.

I need a book on lions.

- Ah, a book on lions.

- Thank you.

Oh, thanks.

And, I need
a book on elephants.

- Oh, yeah.

We've got a
book on elephants, yeah.

- Oh, thank you.

And, a book on acrobats.

- Ah, acrobats.

Yeah, got acrobats.

- And, one with clowns.

- Clowns!

Clowns, it is!

♪ music playing ♪

- Books...heavy.

Arms...pain.

♪ music playing ♪

- Gee, Zippy really
booked outta here, heh, Eek?

Get it?

"Booked?"

You don't get it?

He doesn't get it.

♪ music playing ♪

- Bluedles?

- Pink-A-Dink?

- No.

It's me, Zippy.

- Oh, hi, Zippy.

We couldn't
see you behind that...

that...

what...

Atchoo!

Excuse me.

What is that?

- That is a card
I made for you guys to

help make you feel better.

- Zippy, I think
the card's upside-down.

- Huh?

Oh, oh.

♪ music playing ♪

- "Get well really
soon Leira and Sholi."

- Leira and Sholi?

- Yep, Leira and...Sholi?

Oh, no.

I got the letters
all jumbled up.

- Oh, it's okay,
Zippy, really.

It's a beautiful card.

- Yeah, and it's
the thought that counts.

And this card shows how
much you're thinking of us.

- I am, I really am.

And look, look, look.

I borrowed Eeky's
books to help me draw an

elephant and a
lion and even some clowns.

- Wow!

- Yeah, I figured since
you can't go to the circus,

I'll just bring
the circus to you.

- What?

- What?

No!

- We're not
going to the circus?

- Oh.

- Huh?

What?

Who said that?

- You did!

- Oh, no, me?

I meant,
if you don't get better,

you might
not go to the circus.

- Oh, Zippy, no!

[CRYING AND MUMBLING]

- That's not
what I meant.

Oh, brother.

♪ music playing ♪

- Mm-hmm.

♪ music playing

♪ Mm-hmm.

- What's "mm-hmm?"

Is "mm-hmm" good or bad?

- Are you sure
that you girls followed

everything that
the doctor said?

- Yes! Everything,
we promise.

- Yeah, and we
even feel better, too.

- Well, then, I guess
there is only one thing to say.

- Oh.

- Enjoy the circus!

- We're going
to the circus!

[CHEERING]

- We're going
to the circus!

We're going
to the circus!

We're going
to the circus!

♪ music playing ♪

- Oh, and the best
part was the lion tamer.

- Yeah, it was amazing.

- Yeah, and thanks to
my world-famous chicken soup,

you girls were able
to go to the circus.

- "Your" famous
chicken soup?

- Don't ask, Eeky.

- Yes, Doodles.

The chicken soup and
Zippy's beautiful get-well card.

- Oh, and Eeky's purifier.

- And let's not forget
the Funkins' Feel Better Boogie.

That was just what
the doctor ordered.

- Yeah, you know,
staying in bed,

taking our medicine
and getting plenty of rest

wasn't easy,
but it sure was important.

But you know what
we think really made us well?

- What's that?

- All the love
and caring we got from

each and every one of you.

- Well you know, girls...

♪ when you're sneezing
and you're wheezing ♪

♪ and you're
not feeling well, ♪

♪ your head is burning,
stomach's turning ♪

♪ and you just want to yell,
the people around you are ♪

♪ the biggest
part of the cure, ♪

♪ the cure that
comes from the heart. ♪

♪ Love, love is
the best medicine. ♪

♪ The pain fades away
and the healing begins. ♪

♪ Take many doses,
you'll feel good again, ♪

♪ because love,
love is the best medicine. ♪

♪ - Being sick is never fun. ♪

♪ - But at least we had
someone to keep us company ♪

♪ and make sure we rest,
bring us chicken soup. ♪

♪ You guys are the best. ♪

♪ Love, love is
the best medicine. ♪

♪ The pain fades
away and the healing begins. ♪

♪ Take many doses,
you'll feel good again, ♪

♪ because love,
love is the best medicine. ♪

♪ Love, love is
the best medicine. ♪

♪ The pain fades
away and the healing begins. ♪

♪ Take many doses,
you'll feel good again, ♪

♪ because love,
love is the best medicine. ♪

♪ - Love is the best medicine. ♪

- That was eautiful;
wasn't it, Doodles?

- yeah, it was...

it was...

atchoo!

Beautiful.

- Uh-oh, I think it's
time to warm up the purifier.

But first...

♪ - When you're
not feeling well, ♪

♪ there's a
dance you can do. ♪

♪ It's called
The Feel Better Boogie ♪

♪ and we'll show it to you. ♪

♪ You got a bad
cold in your head? ♪

♪ Watch The Feel Better
Boogie from in your bed. ♪

♪ This silly dance
will make you feel okay. ♪

♪ It's The Feel
Better Boogie, hooray. ♪

- Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly with

twice as much
music and double the fun.

There's Eeky-Eeky-Kronk
and the Funkins, too,

with the Quirks,
Molly and Doodles.

Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly.

Come into the
Dittydoodle Works.

Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works.

♪ music playing ♪

Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right,
it's Doodles.

♪ music playing ♪