01x19 - Sportsmanship

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Guess who?

That's right, it's me,
Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk

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♪ - Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly with ♪

♪ twice as much
music and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky Eeky Kronk
and the funkins, too, ♪

♪ with the Kwirks,
Molly and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into
the Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

- Pick a number
between one and ten.

- Let's see who
can guess what it is.

- Loli, you go first.

- Okay.

Is it seven?

- Nope.

It's not seven.

- Five.

- Hey, who said he goes next?

- He's right, Zippy.

Didn't anyone ever
teach you to wait your turn?

- Actually, no.

But was I right?

Five?

- No, Zippy.

Five is not the number.

Doodles, it's your turn now.

- Okay, how about...

- Nine?

- Okay, that's it.

- Nine, nine, nine.

- Hold on, Doodles.

Zippy, what are you doing?

- Answering.

- It was my turn,
you impatient little Kwirk.

- Zippy, I told you
to wait your turn,

because the number
I was thinking of was nine.

- I won?

- Hey, I was
going to say nine.

- Nine.

- Oh, come on, Doodles.

- Well, it doesn't matter, because I won.

Nine, nine.

- No, you didn't, Zippy.

Since you didn't
play by the rules,

the winner of
the game is Doodles.

- Who, me?

I won?
I am the champion.

- Doodles, you don't
have to rub it in.

- Oh, you're right.

I don't.

But it's really fun.

- Doodles, being a
good winner is as important

as being a good loser.

It's called
good sportsmanship.

♪ Would you be
okay if I bragged to you? ♪

♪ I didn't think so. ♪

♪ Wouldn't you feel
bad if I gloated, too? ♪

♪ So don't do it to me. ♪

♪ - Would you be
okay if I was undefeated? ♪

♪ I thought so. ♪

♪ But if I was the champion because I cheated, ♪

♪ that's so wrong,
can't you see? ♪

♪ - If we all just
try to play fair, ♪

♪ then I think that,
honestly, there will be ♪

♪ peace and harmony,
love, honor and trust if ♪

♪ we do unto others
as we'd have done to us. ♪

♪ - Would you laugh
at her if she fell ♪

♪ down and cried? ♪

♪ I didn't think
so, because if it were you, ♪

♪ you'd want her on your side. ♪

♪ That's the nice way to be. ♪

♪ It's so important to be
a good sport, wherever you go. ♪

♪ Whether at home,
on the field or the court, ♪

♪ it brings harmony. ♪

♪ - If we all just
try to play fair, ♪

♪ then I think that,
honestly, there will ♪

♪ be peace and harmony,
love, honor and trust if we ♪

♪ do unto others as
we'd have done to us. ♪

♪ If we all just try to
play fair, then I think that, ♪

♪ honestly, there
will be peace and harmony, ♪

♪ love, honor and
trust if we do unto others... ♪

♪ - ...as we'd have done... ♪

♪ - ...if we do unto others... ♪

♪ - ...as we'd
have done to us. ♪

- Wow, that was really sweet.

Now, I've got to go
tell everyone that I won.

- Hey, I demand a rematch.

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- Hey, sis, how
about a nice game of checkers?

- I don't know.

- Come on,
winner gets a lollipop.

- What kind of lollipop?

- Cherry.

- Nah.

- Strawberry?

- Nope.

- Chocolate!

- Set 'em up, sis.

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- ...and, one more.

- One, two, three, yay!

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- One more time.

I win!

- Again.

- One more time.

- Don't you think ten
wins in a row is enough, Sheira?

- Oh, who's counting.

We're having fun.

- You are having fun,
because you always get to win.

As for me,
I'm all checkered out.

Sometimes
I feel like I never win.

♪ Sometimes I feel like
I'll never win, ♪

I'll never win,
I'll never win.

Sometimes
I feel like a has-been,

the losing twin who'll
never, ever, ever win a game.

How come I can
never catch a break?

Really?

How much more can I take?

It seems so unfair.

Does anybody care that
I just can't win a game?

♪ - Sometimes I
think you exaggerate. ♪

♪ I think you'll be
great if you can wait. ♪

♪ Wait for what you want. ♪

♪ Think it over. ♪

♪ It's just a game, so
if you lose, don't be ashamed. ♪

♪ Just keep playing
on and one day, ♪

♪ it'll be your turn to
win and you'll feel great. ♪

♪ Sometimes I think... ♪

♪ - ...sometimes I feel
like I'll never win... ♪

♪ - ...you exaggerate... ♪

♪ - ...I'll never win,
I'll never win... ♪

♪ - I think you'll be... ♪

♪ - ...wait for
what you want... ♪

♪ - ...ever win again. ♪

♪ - Think it over... ♪

♪ - ...how come I can
never catch a break... ♪

♪ - ...it's just
a game, so... ♪

♪ - ...really, how much
more can I take... ♪

♪ - ...if you lose,
don't be ashamed. ♪

♪ Just keep playing on... ♪

♪ - ...it seems so unfair... ♪

♪ - ...and one day... ♪

♪ - ...does anybody care... ♪

♪ - ...it'll be
your turn to win, ♪

♪ and you'll feel great... ♪

♪ - and I just
can't win a game. ♪

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- Welcome to
the Dittydoodle Sports Network.

This is an exciting match,
huh Zip?

- Yes.

I think it's
going to be great...

- ...and Pink-A-Dink
really needs this one

to pull it off today.

- Yes, she's worked
really hard to...

- ...Bluedles has
the ball back.

He shoots
and it looks good.

Wasn't that a beauty?

- Excellent shot.

I think...

- ...the clock is running out,
and Pink-A-Dink really needs

this one to pull
out her perfect dream.

Do you think
she can do it, Zippy?

- Well, I think that...

- ...I'm not sure,
either, but let's see.

- There she goes.

It's up, and it's saved.

- It's in!

Pink-A-Dink scores!

And look at them
celebrate with each other.

Now, that's what
I call good sportsmanship.

- Well...

- ...well, that's
all the time we have today.

For the Dittydoodle
Sports Network,

this is Zippy
the Kwirk reminding you

that winning is fun,
but playing fair is number one.

- And, we're clear.

- All right,
good show, everyone.

Very good, very good.

- Hey, wait a second.

I didn't
get to say goodbye.

- You just said it.

- What?

- Goodbye.

- Oh, goodbye to you, Zippy.

Wait a second.

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- Can't we play
something I'm good at?

I'm tired of
losing all the time.

- Oh, Loli,
you don't always lose.

- Actually, she does.

- Doodles!

- Hey, I just call
'em the way I see 'em.

- there has to
be something I'm good at.

- Loli, if you practice more,
you will win at a lot of things.

- How, how
about arm wrestling?

- Arm wrestling?

- Sure.

I'll teach you
everything you need to know.

I've never lost an
arm wrestling match in my life.

- But Doodles,
you don't have any arms.

- Precisely why
I've never lost a match.

- Doodles.

- How about
a friendly game of marbles?

- Oh, marbles is a fun game,
and I could probably get

pretty good
at it if I practice.

Thanks, guys.

- Hey, what about
the arm wrestling?

- No thanks, Doodles.

Marbles are more my speed.

But I'm sure Zippy would love
to learn how to arm wrestle.

See you guys!

- Me?

Arm wrestle?

I don't...I'm not into
the competitive sports.

I'm more of an artist.

I really...I'm not strong.

I was sick.

I need...uh,
I have to work.

I need protein.

I need muscle-building
pro...bye, I'm leaving.

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- Okay, I'm ready now.

Okay, I'm ready again.

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ohh.

Ow.

ow.

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- Loli.

- Thanks for helping
me find my marbles, Miss Molly.

I know i can
win at this game.

- Oh, Loli.

It's not
always about winning.

Trying your best
and having fun is

the most important thing.

- But it's no fun
to lose all the time.

- I know
exactly how you feel.

When I was a kid,
I could never, ever,

ever beat my friend Carly
at my favorite game: tennis.

I tried everything.

The backhand,
the forehand, the slam,

the super-duper
Miss Molly speedy serve,

but the more
I tried to beat her,

the more
I just got beat.

- So, you gave up?

- Yeah.

I gave up.

- You did?

- I gave up trying to beat
Carly and instead just had fun.

And you know
what else I learned?

- What?

- You don't always
have to win to be a winner.

♪ When you smile,
although you feel like ♪

♪ crying after losing a game;
when you know that playing ♪

♪ fair is more
important than fame; ♪

♪ when you have
a good attitude, ♪

♪ you're proving what
I say that you don't have ♪

♪ to win to be a winner
at the end of the day. ♪

♪ You don't have
to win to be a winner. ♪

♪ You don't need
a medal or reward. ♪

♪ And although
it's nice to be recognized, ♪

♪ you don't
need it to feel good inside. ♪

♪ If you're in it
not just to win it, ♪

♪ but for the
love of the sport; ♪

♪ if other people say
good things about you, ♪

♪ on and off the court,
you know in your heart ♪

♪ and soul that you are
number one because you don't ♪

♪ have to win to be a winner
when all is said and done. ♪

♪ You don't have
to win to be a winner. ♪

♪ You don't need
a medal or reward. ♪

♪ And although
it's nice to be recognized, ♪

♪ you don't need
it to feel good inside. ♪

♪ You don't have
to win to be a winner. ♪

♪ You don't need
a medal or reward. ♪

♪ And although
it's nice to be recognized, ♪

♪ you don't need it
to feel good inside. ♪

- So, Miss Molly,
did you ever get to

beat Carly at tennis?

- I sure did.

One time.

It was a sweet victory.

You know, I learned
a lot from that experience.

- Let me guess.

You learned that
if you practice a lot,

try your best, play fair
and show good sportsmanship,

then you'll eventually win.

- Yeah, I definitely
learned all that,

but I also learned
that Carly is one heck of a

tennis player.

- Funny!

♪ music playing ♪

- Okay, Loli,
I'm ready for the big game.

- I hope you brought a lollipop,
because I've been practicing.

- May the best twin win.

Marble?

- Thank you.

♪ music playing ♪

- Hey, girls!

- Hi, Zippy!

- Sorry to interrupt
your Hollywood-style montage,

but Sheira, Eeky needs
you in the fun-tab-u-lab ASAP!

His Dittydoodle
Date Detector has malfunctioned,

and he accidentally
sent Doodles back to the 1960s.

- Oh, no, not again.

- The Fab Four?

What kind of name is that?

You need something catchy
like "The Feebles"

or "The Weasels, "

or... "The Beatles."

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- Can we please stop
the game so I can run to

the fun-tab-u-lab and help
Eeky retrieve Doodles from

the Dittydoodle Date Detector?

- Sure, Sheira.

Go ahead.

- Okay, I'll be right back.

- Bye.

- Wow, looks like
a pretty easy shot for

Sheira when she gets back.

- Yeah, and if she makes it,
she wins the game.

- Too bad that marble isn't
just a little further away.

- Well, that sure
would make it a tougher shot.

- Yep, sure would.

- Zippy, you're
not suggesting...?

- What? Suggesting what?

What am I suggesting?

- You're suggesting that
I take this marble and move

it right over here
where it would be much

tougher for
Sheira to beat me.

Well, I'm not
going to do that,

Zippy, because
that's cheating,

and I would
never cheat anyone,

especially my
very own twin sister.

Besides, I want
to win this fair and square.

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♪ - It is so tempting
to cheat because we love ♪

♪ to beat everyone
we play in a game. ♪

♪ Losing is
just not the same. ♪

♪ - But if I
am cheating my friend, ♪

♪ I'm the one
who'll lose in the end. ♪

♪ How can I feel happy within
knowing I didn't really win? ♪

♪ Listening to
the voice in my head, ♪

♪ telling me
something better instead. ♪

♪ Nothing in the
world can compare to winning ♪

♪ fair and square,
to winning fair and square. ♪

♪ I'm going
to win this fair and square. ♪

[instrumental]

♪ Listening to
the voice in my head, ♪

♪ telling me
something better instead. ♪

♪ Nothing in the world
can compare to winning fair ♪

♪ and square,
to winning fair and square. ♪

♪ Think of cheating? ♪

♪ I wouldn't dare. ♪

♪ I'm going to
win this fair and square. ♪

- So, I would
never cheat anyone,

especially my
very own twin sister.

- Okay,
I'm back and so is Doodles.

- Is he okay?

- He's fine, but he came
back totally covered in mud.

Said he was at some big music
concert in the pouring rain.

- Well, at least
he's back safely.

- Yep.

Okay, I think
it's my shot now.

- Yeah, it's definitely
your shot, but, um...oh,

I want you to see
the beautiful bird in the tree.

- Tree?
What...what...what bird?

- Zippy, put the marble back.

- What?

You...you want
some marble cake?

- I really don't see it, Loli.

- Keep looking.

I think it's a blue jay.

No, you silly little Kwirk.

Put the marble back.

- Oh, put the marble back.

Why didn't you say so?

- I don't see anything.

I think Zippy's right, Loli.

- He is?

- Yeah, we should
get back to marbles.

the bird will come
back soon, and I'll see it then.

- You know, I'm thinking
that maybe I should go find

that little birdie.

He could be lost.

Maybe his GPS
is not working properly.

I'm worried.

- Okay, back to the game.

Here I go.

Oh, your turn, Loli.

- Okay.

- This one's
for all the marbles.

- I won!

- You won, Loli!

You won!

Oh, I'm very proud
of you, Loli.

You won fair and square.

♪ music playing ♪

- The scoring
in tennis is funny.

There 15, then love,
and 30 and...oh,

what's a deuce?

- I want to see this.

Let's watch this.

- Great job today, Carly.

To what do you attribute
your success as a tennis player?

- I spent a lot of
time practicing the return on

my friend Molly's
super-duper deluxe speedy serve.

- Well, it looks
like Molly helped you out today.

- Today and every day.

- Thanks, Carly,
and congratulations.

- Thank you.

- For World
Team Tennis, I'm Kevin Malone,

wishing you a super-duper day.

- Wait a minute.

Carly Gullickson
is your friend Carly?

- Well, yeah.

I thought I told you that.

- No, you didn't tell me.

Wait a minute.

You think she can
teach me how to play tennis?

I could really
use some lessons.

- I could ask her.

- What do you say?

Wait, Molly!

What about the lessons?

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - S is for swimming. ♪

♪ P is for ping-pong. ♪

♪ O is for screaming,
"Oh, so close!" ♪

♪ R is for racing cars. ♪

♪ T is for tennis. ♪

♪ What does that spell,
do you know? ♪

♪ Give me an S-P-O-R-T. ♪

♪ Playing sports, so much fun. ♪

♪ So much fun for everyone. ♪

♪ Good for the young, good for
the old; good for your heart, ♪

♪ good for your soul. ♪

♪ I love sports. ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da. ♪

♪ I love sports. ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da. ♪

♪ - S is for shaking hands. ♪

♪ - P is for
putting your team first. ♪

♪ - O is for screaming,
"Oh, good shot!" ♪

♪ - R is for respect. ♪

♪ - T is for team work. ♪

♪ - Are you a good sport,
do you know? ♪

♪ Give me an S-P-O-R-T. ♪

♪ Playing sports, so much fun. ♪

♪ So much fun for everyone. ♪

♪ Good for the young, good for
the old; good for your heart, ♪

♪ I love sports. ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da. ♪

♪ I love sports. ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da. ♪

♪ I love sports. ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da. ♪

♪ I love sports. ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da. ♪

♪ I love sports. ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da. ♪

♪ I love sports. ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly with ♪

♪ twice as much music
and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky Eeky Kronk
and the funkins, too, ♪

♪ with the Kwirks,
Molly and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into
the Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right,
it's Miss Molly!

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