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01x25 - Be My Own Kwirk

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sheira & Loli's Dittydoodle Works". Aired: 2000.*
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Originating in a magical musical factory, rag doll twin sisters Sheira and Loli are the hosts in the world they share with their friends: resident visual artist Miss Molly, Doodles the wise-cracking talking purple crayon, eccentric but brilliant Professor named Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk, the troublemaking but good-natured yellow reptile-like creature named Zippy the Kwirk, and the childlike factory helpers, Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk and two little furball characters known as the Funkins.

01x25 - Be My Own Kwirk

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♪ music playing ♪

Guess who.

♪ music playing ♪

That's right, it's Zippy!

♪ music playing ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-y, ♪

♪ with twice as much music
and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky Eeky Kronk
and the Funkins, too. ♪

♪ And the Kwirks, Molly,
and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-y. ♪

♪ Come into
the Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- Well, our chores are all
done, so let's have some fun!

- Yeah!

♪ - Let's have
some fun, yeah. ♪

♪ Play, skip,
and run in the sun. ♪

♪ Jump rope and have
a blast 'cause you know ♪

♪ the day won't last. ♪

♪ So before it's done,
let's have some fun. ♪

♪ - I was having a bad day. ♪

♪ - But you were
able to chase the blues away. ♪

♪ - And now I'm here. ♪

♪ - Ready to make
the good times reappear. ♪

♪ Ooooohhhhh. ♪

♪ Let's have
some fun, yeah. ♪

♪ Play, skip,
and run in the sun. ♪

♪ Jump rope and have
a blast 'cause you know ♪

♪ the day won't last. ♪

♪ So before it's done,
let's have some fun. ♪

♪ - It's good to be
carefree and full of energy. ♪

♪ - There is no doubt
enjoying life is what ♪

♪ it's all about. ♪

♪ Ooooohhhhh. ♪

♪ Let's have
some fun, yeah. ♪

♪ Play, skip,
and run in the sun. ♪

♪ Jump rope and have
a blast 'cause you know ♪

♪ the day won't last. ♪

♪ So before it's done,
let's have some fun. ♪

♪ Let's have
some fun, yeah. ♪

♪ Play, skip,
and run in the sun. ♪

♪ Jump rope and have
a blast 'cause you know ♪

♪ the day won't last. ♪

♪ So before it's done,
let's have some fun. ♪

♪ Yeah, before the sun
is gone, let's have some fun. ♪

♪ Yeah, before it's done... ♪

♪ Ooooohhhhh! ♪

♪ Let's have some fun! ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- This is
very exciting, Doodles.

I've never been
to a celebrity party before.

Stick with me, Zippy,
and you'll get a taste

of how the
other half lives.

- Oh, wait.

The other half of what?

- The other
half of everyone else.

- Oh.

So what do people celebrate
at a celebrity party, anyway?

- Themselves, of course.

- Whoa, themselves.

Well, these
people must be pretty special.

- Don't you
read People Magazine?

Of course these
people are special.

These people are the
cool people, the pretty people,

the A-list people.

- Oh, wow.

The A-list.

So, how did you
get on the A-list?

- Are you kidding me?

I was the
first one on the list.

Everyone knows that the big
D is one wild and crazy crayon.

- Wow.

♪ music playing ♪

- Wow.

You weren't kidding, Doodles.

This really is a hot spot.

- Sure is.

Oh, look!

It's Brad and Jennifer.

So glad they're
still friends.

Oh! And it's
Donald and Ivanka.

You know,
he used to be my apprentice.

- Oh, nice hair!

- Yep, this is
one happening scene.

- Not for him, it's not.

- What?

Um, can
I go to your party?

- Everyone
wants to go to the party.

But to play with
the people on this side

of the rope,
you got to have it.

And you definitely
don't have it.

- It?

- Yeah, it...

That special
something something.

- Something something?

Doodles, what's
he talking about?

- He might be saying
that you're not hip, Zip.

- Exactly.

He's in, you're out.

- [GASPS] But Doodles
gets too--I didn't--I

want to go
to the--How come I--

♪ - Look, kid,
It's easy to see who's in ♪

♪ and who's out. ♪

♪ I can spot
'em without a doubt. ♪

♪ You got to be hip,
you got to be cool, ♪

♪ 'cause if you're not in,
you're out. ♪

♪ You got to have
that certain flare. ♪

♪ A spring in your step,
a fling of the hair. ♪

♪ Need that certain
je ne sais quoi. ♪

♪ I see it here. ♪

♪ I don't see it there. ♪

♪ If you're not in,
you're out. ♪

♪ Did I make myself clear? ♪

♪ I got to draw
the line somewhere. ♪

♪ And the line
is right over here. ♪

♪ If you're not in,
you're out. ♪

♪ I don't mean
to single anyone out. ♪

♪ So please don't cry,
and try not to pout. ♪

♪ It's just my job. ♪

♪ Hey, what can I do? ♪

♪ If you're not in,
you're out. ♪

♪ If you're not in,
you're out. ♪

♪ Did I make myself clear? ♪

♪ I got to draw
the line somewhere. ♪

♪ And the line
is right over here. ♪

♪ If you're not in,
you're out. ♪

♪ If you're not in,
you're out. ♪

♪ If you're not in,
you're out. ♪

- But--But I--
- Come on, Doodles.

It's now or never, buddy.

- But wait, my friend's
still on the other side.

- But I just--
- Go.

- No, wait.

- Doodles, Doodles.

As soon as I get done partying
with the Donald, I'll be back.

- But Doodles...

Oh.

I don't like the A-list.

♪ music playing ♪

- You talkin' to me?

You talkin' to me?

I don't see
anybody else here.

You must be talkin' to me.

I'm Doodles, and I got a guy,
and I'm on the B-list--Kwirk,

A-list.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm in, you're out.

Mm mm mm.

- Hey, Doodles.

- Yo.

- Zippy?

Is that you?

- Yeah, it's me.

- Well, why are
you acting like Doodles?

- Well, because he's
in and I'm out.

- What?

- I mean, I don't have it.

So I thought I could
get it by acting like Doodles.

Kwirk.

But Zip's
not hip, and this...

just doesn't feel right.

I'm not sure I want
to be in People Magazine,

even if does mean
getting into the party.

Kwirk.

But also,
I want to be in the other half,

but everyone gets
left out--

- Whoa! Whoa,
whoa, whoa!

Calm down, Zippy.

Calm down!

- Know what
I'm talking about?

- I'm going to say no.

But when you're done
acting like Doodles,

and start acting like
Zippy again, come see me, K?

- K.

♪ music playing ♪

You talkin' to me?

You can't be
talkin' to me, 'cause I'm out.

A-list, B-list,
kwirk kwirk kwirk kwirk.

- Doodles, do you
know where Zippy is?

- I'm Zippy.

Oh.

- Ah! Zippy,
it is you!

- Yeah.

- You know, you two shouldn't be
spending so much time together.

You're starting
to look a lot alike.

Well, what
can I do for you?

- I don't know,
you came to see me.

- I--I did?

Oh, yes, I did!

I was wondering if you
happened to see my brain?

- Your brain?

Isn't it
inside your head?

- No, no, no, no,
no, not that brain.

The brain that I'm talking
about just looks like a brain,

but it happens to
be a prize for the most

inventive invention
for my Brainiac Club.

- Oh, what's a club?

- Well, a club is
a group of special people

that have a lot in common.

Yeah.

- Oh.

Special.

Well, do you
have to be cool, too?

- Cool?

No, I don't think so.

You just have to be 98.6
degrees, like most human beings.

Oh, and smart too, yeah.

- Huh, the smart people?

That sounds like
a great group to belong to.

Kwirk kwirk.

Eeky, if I were smart
like you, could I be a brainiac?

- Ah, sure!

Why, I don't see
any reason why not.

Well, I got to
go look for my brain.

Oh, by the way, I think
it's got a few screws loose.

[LAUGHS]

I made that funny,
a real knee-slapper.

- Hm.

Now, if I could just figure
out how to make myself smart,

like Eeky.

I know!

♪ music playing ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ I'll know all the capitals,
every numbers' square root. ♪

♪ I'll create
a recipe for the best ♪

♪ cheesecake to boot. ♪

♪ I'll cure
all known diseases, ♪

♪ know what
makes gravity work, ♪

♪ 'cause I'll be the smartest,
and let's face it, ♪

♪ the cutest little kwirk. ♪

♪ I'm gonna be a genius, yessirree. ♪

♪ I'm gonna be so smart,
just wait and see. ♪

♪ You'll watch me,
the great Zippy, ♪

♪ earn my degree, bachelor, master, doctor of thinkology. ♪

♪ They're gonna
call me brainiac. ♪

♪ I'll just keep on working
on this here smart machine. ♪

♪ And before too long,
I'll be seeing green. ♪

♪ Yeah, they'll pay
me the big bucks for ♪

♪ my superior brain. ♪

♪ Ooh, I feel that chorus
comin' round again. ♪

♪ I'm gonna be a genius, yessirree. ♪

♪ Kwirk kwirk. ♪

♪ I'm gonna be so smart,
just wait and see. ♪

♪ You'll watch me,
the great Zippy, ♪

♪ earn my degree, bachelor, master, doctor of thinkology. ♪

♪ Ok, guys, let's slow
it down a little. ♪

♪ Kwirk. ♪

♪ Anyone who needs an
answer will give me a call ♪

♪ 'cause pretty soon I'll be
the biggest 'know it all.' ♪

♪ Come on! I'm gonna
be a genius, yessirree. ♪

♪ Yee-haw. ♪

♪ I'm gonna be so smart,
just wait and see. ♪

♪ You'll watch me,
the great Zippy, ♪

♪ earn my degree, bachelor, master, doctor of thinkology. ♪

♪ You won't believe
what a wiz kid I will be. ♪

♪ I'm gonna be a genius. ♪

♪ Just you wait and see. ♪

♪ Yippee! ♪

[COUGHING]

- Oh, Zippy!

What happened?

- Well, I built a smart
machine so I can be a brainiac,

like Eeky.

- Did it work?

- Well, it
taught me one thing.

- It did?

What?

- I'm not smart
enough to build a smart machine.

- Zippy, why would
you want to be a brainiac

like Eeky, anyway?

- Because Eeky's in a club.

And if I can't be one
of the cool people,

kwirk kwirk, and I can't be
one of the special smart people,

kwirk kwirk,
then who can I be like?

- I have an idea, Zippy.

Why don't
you try just being yourself,

before you really get hurt?

- Myself?

Myself!

Nah!

I'm sure I can
do better than that.

Oh.

Oh.

♪ music playing ♪

Hi, Miss Molly.

- Hey, Zippy.

- [EXHALES]

- Is everything OK, Zippy?

- I guess.

Miss Molly,
are artists special?

- Well, we have special talent.

- Yeah.

Are they cool?

- Cool?

- How about smart?

- OK, Zippy, why are you
asking me all these questions?

- Well, a little while ago,
I found out I'm not smart enough

to be a
brainiac like Eeky, kwirk,

or cool enough to get into
a party with Doodles,

A-list, kwirk kwirk.

- Oh, Zippy, I can
see how you'd be hurt by that.

But I think you should
change your mind about how

smart you are
and how cool you are.

- Change my mind?

- Yeah.

- How do I do that?

- OK, let's take this box.

We're going to
say that this box is your mind.

- Oh.

- And these smiley faces are
good thoughts about yourself.

- Oh, OK.

The box is my mind.

And the smiley faces
are good thoughts about me.

- Exactly.

- Kwirk kwirk kwirk.

- Now, all you
have to do is open your mind,

take out the bad
thoughts about yourself,

and replace them
with good thoughts.

- Well, I...

don't get it at all.

♪ music playing ♪

- OK.

♪ Have you
ever said to yourself,

"I'm no good" I can't
do it, though everyone

says that I could.

If you sometimes
have this attitude,

you can change your mind.

Are you ever
feeling angry or mad?

Yeah, because somebody
said that you're bad.

It's OK, 'cause while
you're feeling sad,

you can
change your mind.

You can
change your mind.

It's as easy as
taking a thought

and replacing
it with another.

'Cause you're the one
who's in charge of your mind.

You and no other.

And if you're
looking for happiness

outside yourself,
don't bother.

It's in you...

Got it?

- No.

- Say you and your
friend are in a fight,

and you're both screaming
with all of your might.

Instead of
getting so uptight,

you can change your mind.

So, next time your
thoughts make you say

"ick, " think about
the fact that you can pick

any thought you want
and make it stick.

You can
change your mind.

You can
change your mind.

- [both]: It's as
easy as taking a thought

and replacing
it with another.

'Cause you're the one
who's in charge of your mind.

You and no other.

And if you're
looking for happiness

outside yourself,
don't bother.

- It's in you, you...

It's in you...

- It's in you...

- It's in you...

- It's in you...

- It's in you...

- Yeah, it's in me.

Kwirk kwirk kwirk.

♪ music playing ♪

- Huh?

- Wait a second, Ira!

Are you telling
me that with these

sneakers you can run faster?

- As fast as a racecar.

- And you can jump higher too?

- As high as the sky!

- Boy, Ira, these
sneakers are really incredible.

But they're selling out fast,
so if you want to be in with

the in-crowd,
you better call right now!

- Right now?

But I--Kwirk.

I need more time than that!

- 20 seconds, Zippy.

- Uh, 20 seconds?

Uh, but I can't
find the phone!

- Start counting, Ira.

- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3--

- Who's got the phone!

- 2, 1.

- Oh!

- Can I go home now?

- No!

We still have


♪ music playing ♪

♪ music playing ♪

[SPRINGS BOUNCING]

- Um, little help!

Can someone
give me some assistance?

Kwirk kwirk.

- Where are you?

- Can someone
please come to my aid?

- Zippy!

- Well...

- Is that you?

- Where are you?

Where are you,
you silly little kwirk?

- Up here!

- [both]: Oh, Zippy!

- Kwirk kwirk kwirk.

- What are
you doing up there?

- Uh, practicing?

- Practicing what?

- To be like Mike.

- What?

- What?

- You know, practicing
to be like Michael Jordan,

one of the greatest
basketball players of all time.

Kwirk kwirk.

- With springs on your feet?

- It was the only
way I could reach the basket.

- Well, Zippy,
why do you want to be like Mike?

- Because being a great athlete
would make me very popular,

kwirk, and very special.

Kwirk kwirk.

Besides, practicing
helps me discover wonderful

things about me.

- So, what did you discover?

- That I'm afraid of heights.

Get me down from here!

- Oh.

- Oh, Zippy!

- Careful.

- Get the spring.
- I'll push, you pull.

- Ow, OK.
- Oh, ow.

- Don't get in them.
They're very painful.

Kwirk kwirk kwirk.

- Ow, I'm sorry.

♪ music playing ♪

[GRUNTING]

- OK, Zippy,
now will you please hold

still for a minute?

- Just hang on, Zippy.

Just hang on!

- Oh!

- Thank you.

Oh.

I guess I'm never going
to be popular enough to join

a special group of people.

- Zippy, don't say that.

Don't you
think we're special?

- And you're
very popular with us.

- Mm, yeah.

But I'm not on the
A-list, and I'm not a brainiac,

and I'm not an artist,
and I'm not a great basketball

player like Mike.

- But Zippy, you're you.

♪ music playing ♪

- And if you're ever
going to really be popular,

you'll need to stop
trying to be the kwirk you

think everyone wants you
to be, and start being Zippy!

- That's right, Zippy.

♪ - You don't have
to be very talkative ♪

♪ if you're quiet and shy. ♪

♪ Don't pretend
to be really brave ♪

♪ if you just want to cry. ♪

♪ You may never
be a basketball player, ♪

♪ but it's really
OK 'cuz we like you ♪

♪ the most when
you can be who you are. ♪

♪ You don't have
to look very far to see ♪

♪ that you
can be who you are. ♪

♪ Then to us
you're a superstar. ♪

♪ Not everybody can be good
at math or be the best chef. ♪

♪ But there's one
thing you can be the best at, ♪

♪ and that's being yourself. ♪

♪ We love you the way you
are 'cuz you're so unique. ♪

♪ There's no one
else quite like you. ♪

♪ Be who you are. ♪

♪ You don't have to
look very far to see ♪

♪ that if you
can be who you are, ♪

♪ then to us
you're a superstar. ♪

♪ Be who you are. ♪

♪ You don't have to
look very far to see that ♪

♪ if you can be who you are,
then to us you're a superstar. ♪

♪ Then to us
you're a superstar. ♪

♪ Then to us
you're a superstar. ♪

♪ Then to us
you're a superstar. ♪

- You're a superstar!

- You know, Zippy?

You're pretty smart
just as you are.

- Oh.

- And cool too.

- Huh?

Doodles!

How was your party?

- Well, I'm
afraid without you,

my friend,
not much fun at all.

Besides, whenever
the g*ng from Dittydoodle Works

gets together, that's
party enough for the Doodles.

[LAUGHTER]

- Hey, what about me?

I want to
join the party, too.

- Oh, I almost forgot.

Everyone,
this is my friend, Lenny.

- Hi.

- Hello, Lenny.

- Hey, you're the--

- Bouncer that
wouldn't let you in.

No hard feelings, I hope?

When Doodles told me how
much fun you guys have here,

sounded like the coolest
party I've ever been to.

So, what do you say?

Can I stay?

- Oh, I don't know.

Are you on the Z-list?

- The Z-list?

- Yeah, the Zippy list!

Only kwirks
and friends of kwirks allowed.

♪ music playing ♪

Oh, don't look so sad.

Any friend of the Doodles
is a friend of mine.

♪ But remember,
this is a game I'm gonna win. ♪

♪ I want to feel
good in my own skin. ♪

♪ If I think I'm hip,
if I think I'm cool, hey, ♪

♪ then I'm not out, I'm in. ♪

♪ No, I'm not out, I'm in. ♪

♪ I won't let
their words get me down. ♪

♪ My quirky personality
is the best one in town. ♪

♪ I'm not out, I'm in. ♪

♪ Hey, where have I been? ♪

♪ I'm not out, I'm in! ♪

[LAUGHTER]

You can put me down now.

- Oh!

[LAUGHTER]

♪ music playing ♪

- Well, Zippy, today
we all learned to live a little,

laugh a little,
and love a lot.

- Yeah!

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Life's full
of ups and downs. ♪

♪ When it's down,
just turn it around. ♪

♪ - When you're
handed lemons, ♪

♪ trade them
for some lemonade. ♪

♪ - [both]: You've got it
made in the shade if you ♪

♪ can live a little,
laugh a little, love a lot. ♪

♪ Live, laugh, and love
with all that you've got. ♪

♪ These three things
are the key to being happy. ♪

♪ You gotta live a little,
laugh a little, ♪

♪ and love a lot. ♪

♪ ♪

♪ - Try not to take
yourself too seriously. ♪

♪ - Play, skip,
and run, have fun. ♪

♪ And soon enough
you will see. ♪

♪ - [both]:
You'll be feelin' free. ♪

♪ Just live a little,
laugh a little, love a lot. ♪

♪ Live, laugh, and love
with all that you've got. ♪

♪ These three things
are the key to being happy. ♪

♪ You gotta live a little,
laugh a little, ♪

♪ and love a lot. ♪

♪ Live a little,
laugh a little, love a lot. ♪

♪ Live, laugh, and love
with all that you've got. ♪

♪ These three things
are the key to being happy. ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta
live a little, ♪

♪ laugh a little. ♪

♪ Live a little,
laugh a little. ♪

♪ Live a little,
laugh a little, love a lot. ♪

♪ - Sheira and Loli are
out of control-ly with ♪

♪ twice as much music
and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Squeeky-Squeeky-Kronk
and Eeky, too, ♪

♪ with Zippy,
Molly and Doodles ♪

♪ and Pink-a-Dink
and Bluedles. ♪

♪ We're Sheira and Loli,
we're out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into the
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right,
it's Bluedles!

♪ music playing ♪