(tense electronic music)
(wind rustling)
(crows cawing)
(dark tense music)
[Announcer] When
someone says the names Ted,
Jack, Jeffrey, or even John
Wayne, what is it to you
if anything is being scared?
For many, it's merely hearing the worst
of the infamous serial K*llers' names,
or possibly it's thinking about the way
they brutalized and k*lled their victims.
And may god rest their souls.
But for others, it's a simple fact
they looked and walked among us freely.
Hello!
Man, it's dusty!
(soft tense music) (motor revving)
Hey, what the f*ck is that?
Did you see that?
I don't know, get the f*ck out of here.
What the?
(dark tense music)
(music intensifying)
(rider grunting)
Okay, he's gone.
Holy f*ck. (panting)
(breathing heavily) Oh f*ck!
Oh god!
(tense foreboding music) (blade squelches)
(k*ller grunts) (blade squelching)
(dark tense music)
(dark tense music continues)
(door opening)
[Ryder] Hey babe, how was work?
Yup.
(keys jingle)
(bottle cap clinks)
(glugging beer)
That bad, huh?
Yup.
I'm sorry I didn't
plan for dinner tonight,
but I thought maybe we could order in.
Sounds great.
Surprise me.
(soft music)
(bottle clinks)
Oh my god.
He was dead the entire time?
Holy sh*t.
Yeah.
I did not see that coming at all.
God, how is it we've
never seen this before?
I don't know.
It's pretty good, though.
Though I did notice that his sweater
didn't change each day.
I don't know, I guess I
catch on pretty quick, right?
You do have a sharp eye for things.
Maybe it's all those true
crime novels that you read.
See?
Not just entertaining,
they're educational too.
As a matter of fact, I'm
actually just surprised
I made it through that entire movie.
But,
these days and these weeks,
they're just dragging by.
Mm.
Uh, I'm gonna go put on my nighty
and get ready for bed.
Sounds good.
(soft tense music)
(footsteps receding)
1-90 will be closed until further notice.
Update on the breaking news at 10 p.m.
The escaped cannibalistic deviant
from Partial Pine Penitentiary
is believed to be somewhere-
(TV shuts off)
(Hunter groans)
(Hunter inhaling)
Oh, uh, the newest book in
your crime series came today.
Like you'll ever catch a k*ller.
You never know.
You know they say that
you walk past a serial k*ller
at least twice in your lifetime.
Really?
Hmm.
How do you know you don't
sleep next to one every night?
Because I'd be dead already.
Mm.
(Hunter scoffs)
Okay, I've got a scenario for you.
You pick up a hitchhiker-
- You never pick up a hitchhiker.
No, no, no.
You never pick up a hitchhiker.
Wait, just listen.
After he gets in the
car, the hitchhiker says,
"How do you know I'm not a serial k*ller?"
So the driver says, "What are the chances"
"of two serial K*llers
being in the same car?"
Yeah, um, I never really
thought of that one, so,
yeah, I-I mean I guess anything's possible.
Yeah.
Oh well.
On that note, goodnight.
Goodnight.
(lamp clicks off)
(soft eerie music)
(pages rustling)
(soft eerie music continues)
(mattress creaks)
(eerie music continues)
Jesus.
You scared the sh*t out of me, babe.
I'm sorry, but you should be sleeping,
not wandering about.
I don't wanna.
I don't wanna go to sleep.
'Cause once I'm out, the alarm goes off,
and then it's the same
bullshit over and over again,
and I'm just tired.
I get it.
It's a tough time for a lot of us.
I was talking to Zoe the other day,
and she was telling me
that Christian's company
is being sold off.
The entire division may be shutting down.
He's not sleeping well, either.
So it could be worse.
Much worse.
So let it go.
Come back to bed.
Okay.
(alarm clock ringing)
(alarm stops)
(Hunter sighs)
(Ryder moans)
At least it's not Monday.
Yeah.
But a Tuesday, nonetheless.
God, it feels like we are
working our lives away.
All work and no play makes
me wanna pray the day away.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Also doesn't help that
I work for Karen, so.
Karen?
I thought her name was-
- Karen.
Her name is Karen.
Whiny.
b*tches about everything,
and just terrible boss.
We should do something.
Go somewhere, right?
Plan a trip.
Anything.
Hmm.
I've got some place we could go.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Down south.
You know I can't be late for work.
Mm-hmm.
I do know that.
(mattress squeaking)
(soft music)
(Ryder moaning)
You better get going.
You're using up all my hot water.
Chop chop.
(shower running)
I really don't care if I'm late.
I mean, they'd just suspend me,
and then you know what,
we could go where we want, right?
[Ryder] I'm sorry you hate it so much.
(shower continues running)
Let's make a plan with the group.
Grab drinks or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, we could check out
that new bar in Bucktown.
What's it called?
It's called, uh-(snapping fingers)
- Uh.
- Telly's Tavern.
There we go.
- Yeah.
- That's it.
[Ryder] That sounds like a plan.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
It'll be just what I need
to get through these days.
Something fun.
Something to look forward to, you know?
What, that rustle-tousle
didn't help earlier?
Is that not something you look forward to?
Your friction therapy does wonders.
[Ryder] Mm-hmm.
(dark rock music)
(dark rock music continues)
(music stops)
(Hunter sighs)
Good morning, Luca.
Somebody's in a chipper mood today.
Yeah, let's just say
it was a great morning.
Oh?
(laughing) Atta boy, yeah!
Mm, that's what I'm talking about!
I love that.
Yeah.
Nice.
You, uh, you finish those reports, though?
I can, quarter doesn't close til five p.m
- on Friday, so.
- Ah.
- I got time, you know?
- Procrastination.
Yeah.
You're playing with fire, man.
Kind of like proposing to Ryder.
Wait much longer, she's
gonna leave your a*s, man.
Thank you for that.
Well, another day, another dollar, right?
[Hunter] Yeah.
(elevator dings)
(muzak playing)
(muzak continues playing)
(elevator dings)
- Excuse me, guys.
- Yeah.
(muzak continues playing)
(elevator dings)
(Hunter snickering)
Smoke show, man.
Absolute smoke show.
That was a beautiful woman.
Beautiful woman.
I know beautiful women.
I love them.
They love me.
(elevator dings)
Excuse me.
See?
See?
That's the kinda sh*t that's
gonna get you in trouble.
You know we really don't need
a visit from HR, either, man.
(scoffs) No, we don't.
(cart clanging)
sh*t.
(Hunter clears throat)
You're late.
[Hunter] Yeah, I mean,
elevator stopped at every floor,
so you know how that goes.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Took that long to get up, huh?
More like get it up. (laughs)
- Right?
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Hunter.
Um, you're behind on your budgets.
You're behind on your sales projections.
You're behind on your expenditure reports.
[Hunter] I'm working
feverishly on it, ma'am.
Mm.
[Hunter] And I promise I'll get it done
before the end of the
quarter, so don't you worry.
Okay, okay.
Look, I have little to zero confidence
you're going to get any
of this work done today.
Tomorrow, even this week, for that matter.
So how about you work feverishly
on not being a jackwagon?
All right.
Um, coffee.
Mm, thank you.
Take note.
You got it.
Where you are.
[Luca] What the hell is a jackwagon?
I don't know.
She's so moist on you.
Keep chatting, and
you're gonna be hearing
from someone you don't
wanna hear real soon.
(cart clanging) (mail clerk snickering)
Oh, that sounds like a
14th floor HR visit to me.
(cart clattering)
That dude is a freaking psychopath, man.
All right, he's definitely a k*ller,
and he puts people in his freezer.
He's like one of those freaks that'll just
never get caught, either.
Anthropophobia.
Anthropo-what?
Anthropophobia.
It's the fear of people and socializing.
It's probably why you
think he's a little off.
Yeah.
I guess.
Oh, hey.
Um, Ryder and I are gonna
go out for drinks tonight.
You and Lux should join us.
Oh, sweet.
Yeah, I'll Snap her and let you know.
Room for little old me to go, Hunter?
Stalker.
If anyone needs an HR visit.
Yeah, um.
You know what?
I'll let you know.
We're not, yeah.
(coins clinking)
(machine beeps) (machine whirring)
Hey.
(banging machine)
(buttons beeping) (machine whirs)
Whoa!
Hey, dude.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
The f*cking thing is stuck, man.
Okay.
(machine rattles)
There.
It's unstuck.
Of course it works for you.
Such is life, right?
It's what I do.
Oh, uh, Lux said we're
good for tonight, by the way.
- That is awesome.
- Yeah.
(machine whirs)
(Hunter sighs)
(soft guitar music) (cars whooshing)
- Mm, mm.
- No, we're not on drugs.
(Ryder chuckles) Trade Advil.
(Ryder laughs)
[Ryder] Oh man.
What a beautiful night.
[Hunter] I know.
Not too cold, not too hot.
Not too cold. (Ryder laughs)
It's nice, it's wonderful.
[Ryder] We get to go
hang with our friends.
[Hunter] Yeah, check out this new pub.
Better be cool.
Better be legit.
I'm not trying to waste a night, okay?
Okay, deal.
I'd rather not waste a night
and wake up tomorrow.
(Hunter exhales)
[Ryder] It'll be good.
(both chatting)
- Don't do it.
- Oh.
Don't go. (soft tense music)
It's gonna be very dangerous for you.
I mean, it is the city,
so there's danger everywhere.
I've seen your future.
You won't return.
Thank you?
(engine starts)
You can't win
(upbeat hiphop music playing)
[Ryder] Wow.
That is a super sexy car.
[Hunter] Nah, that's a pretty cool car.
- You are super sexy.
- Oh.
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
So do you think that
girl sleeps in a tomb?
I don't know.
I don't know, but I do wonder
what she looks like without makeup on.
[Ryder] Oh, yeah-
- Watch where you going, pendejo.
(speaks Spanish) Give me the f*cking keys!
- Okay.
- Those keys.
- Come on!
- Let's get 'em out!
Before I cut that malita pera's face.
- Just give it to him.
- All right, okay.
Okay, okay. (keys jingling)
What is that?
2012 Rangler.
2012 f*cking Rangler?
What the f*ck am I gonna do with a Rangler?
I'd rather take your b*tch.
[Hunter] All right, okay.
No man, no.
Come on.
Let's go.
I'ma see you soon, mami.
I'm pumped like the
guards at the border
Now the baron what the doctor ordered
This m*therf*cking w*r is over
All right.
You can't win, you can't win
(bar patrons chatting)
(upbeat country rock music playing)
Let me see your ID.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can I see your guys' IDs please?
IDs?
You're worried about IDs?
Dude, where the hell were you
when we almost got robbed outside?
Listen, I'm sorry to hear that, boss.
Wish I could do more for you.
My responsibility is inside.
[Hunter] Well maybe
you should do more, then.
Hey!
Still gotta stamp your hand.
[Hunter] Really?
What?
It's country night.
- Whoa.
- Hey guys.
- Hello.
- What's going on?
What happened?
Some assholes tried to jack our car.
They tried to take our
keys, and everything.
Seriously?
(Luca sighs)
Come on, let's go f*ck him up.
These little shits need
to be taught a lesson.
- Are you kidding me?
- Calm down.
It's good, man.
There's no reason to go out there
and go make things worse.
It's good, it's okay.
Just be careful when
you guys leave, okay?
- It's good, it's good.
- All right, man.
She's okay.
Good?
So, I heard Janet and
Tim are getting a divorce.
Well, sometimes you grow closer,
sometimes you grow apart.
Whatever happened to
marriage being a sacred act?
You'd have to be stupid
to get married today.
You're such an a*s.
No one's ever gonna put
up with you long enough
to ever even consider living with you.
[All] Ooh!
All right, well, uh, who's
ready for another one?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
(Ryder laughs)
Come on.
- Will you get me a margarita?
- Yes, baby.
Thank you.
So, Ryder?
You and Hunter have been doing so well.
How long has it been?
So our anniversary is coming up.
Um.
It'll be almost three years on Friday.
The 13th.
Oh.
Refill!
(laughing) Right?
Link.
LA, right?
No, Jason.
f*cking Ivy.
What is up, brother?
Didn't know you recognized me.
Well I didn't know you recognized me.
sh*t. (laughing)
Well, how you living?
Can-can we take a selfie?
Man, absolutely, bro.
Hey.
In a big old boat
Kickin' up a wave
It's a good day
What you having, bud?
Uh just, eight beers.
Comin' right up.
So you heard the new song?
Yeah man, that uh, what's it?
"Divided"?
- Yeah.
- That sh*t is fire, dog.
- Oh man, thank you.
g*dd*mn, man.
I'm so glad to know you liked it, man.
Absolutely.
You keep outdoing yourself every time.
Man, let's get this selfie right here.
I'm your biggest fan.
Can I take a picture with you?
- Oh, definitely.
- Absolutely.
Come on in here.
Yes.
Hey.
So, what brings y'all out tonight?
(sighs) Well friend, if
I'm-I'm gonna be honest,
it's been a rough week,
and pretty sure we all
wouldn't mind tying one on.
At least I wouldn't mind
getting a little torqued up.
You know what I mean.
[Bartender] I'm a year and a half sober.
Good for you, man.
I mean, it must be hard
working in a place like this
and not having a single drink.
It's a constant reminder.
I'm actually the owner of this tavern.
Oh well, I mean,
this is a great location.
It looks nice, looks real legit.
And it's local, so we're
definitely gonna be back.
Appreciate that.
Hey, I overheard, uh,
y'all are trying to get
away or something, right?
Truth be told, man,
in the worst kinda way.
(chuckles) Truth be told
in the worst kinda way, huh?
- Oh sh*t, that's fire.
- Oh thank you so much.
I appreciate you guys, too.
Absolutely.
Eh bro, eh.
Nice to meet you for sure, bro.
Hey, I'm gonna get you later.
Yes sir, I'm gonna get you
them season tickets, though man.
- Oh, much appreciated.
- Of course I am.
- Much appreciated.
- Yeah.
Yes, please.
What's the deal?
Uh, we drinking, or you
trying to get rammed
by the inked manly man?
Hey!
That'll be 30 bucks.
He's got it.
Thanks, bro.
Oh yeah, sorry.
Should be all there.
Hey.
I got something for you.
Something you might appreciate.
Something you might rec with.
Where is it, where is it, where is it?
Ah, here it is.
It's my cousin's vacation spot
out in the countryside.
It's for you weekend warrior types.
Sees what the country has to offer.
Might suit you well.
Thank you much, friend.
Uh, yeah.
Keep the change.
Enjoy those beers.
Like seeing all that
dust is flying in the air
Drinkin' beer
Hey.
What you got there, sexy?
Uh, it's a flyer for a rental property
the bartender suggested
for a weekend getaway.
- Oh.
- Ooh!
- Looks beautiful.
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
Give it here.
Gimme.
Thank you. (all laugh)
Look at that.
Ooh, you can host a quinceanera there!
Okay.
Let's check that out.
Mm?
Ooh.
Look like you can do some fishing.
Ooh.
Some four wheel riding, trail hopping.
sh**t.
There's a lot of relaxing to be done here.
Fishing?
We got our own damn fishing.
(all laughing)
Come on.
Hey.
Y'all want it?
I can lay down the scratch
for this rental right now.
Well then sh*t, yeah, go ahead.
Let go of that credit card, hombre.
(all chuckling)
No guys, guys.
No. (Lux laughs)
Are you nuts?
Look around.
Are we country types?
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, I guess if you want,
I could pretend Lux is my sister,
and we'd fit right in.
(all laughing)
That's just disgusting.
(all laugh)
All right guys, what do you think?
3 Feathers Lodge?
Here we come.
All right! (all chatting)
(bottles clinking)
- Cheers.
(water pouring)
(Hunter sighs)
(footsteps approaching)
Well?
I see you have finished
and submitted your reports.
Yeah, I'm sure everything
is in order, as expected.
Well that's great, that's great.
Whether it's in order,
or even accurate, that's
another thing to be seen,
but um, as you know here in this company,
we have real high expectations,
and, um, we rely on you to
pull your weight around here,
so if you can just be more on top of it,
'cause this is gonna be the last time
I pull teeth for a report.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I work day in and day out for this company
and I think I go above and beyond
compared to everybody else here, okay?
And you know what, it
just doesn't seem to be
good enough for you, and quite frankly,
I just don't know why.
It-it never does.
But, I don't know.
I, what, I just.
(people chatting)
(paper crinkling) (muzak playing)
[Brittany] Jeez, Hunter.
The f*ck!
So uptight.
Maybe you need a
Percocet, or Xanax, perhaps,
or a relaxer, or maybe just a mean ol' WBJ.
The f*ck is a WBJ?
You know.
While at work.
Oh my god.
No, Brittany, no.
What the f*ck are you even doing
in the men's bathroom anyway?
Do you see any piss pans,
pecker pools, trouser troughs,
or, my personal favorite,
slinky sinks in here?
You're in the women's bathroom.
Oh sh*t!
(Brittany sighs)
(car whooshing) (birds chirping)
(engine humming)
(Hunter sighs)
(engine rumbling)
- Sup boy?
- Sup man?
How you doing?
- Ready to do this?
- How's it going man?
- You good?
- Good.
Everything good?
Everything's great.
Yeah, really quick.
Let me tell you something.
(Lincoln laughs) Yeah.
Oh man, I see you.
I see you, all right.
I like it, I like it, yeah.
Don't tell anyone, okay?
You're the only one who knows.
Especially Luca.
He's got the mouth of a $20 hooker.
You know that.
Listen, I know, okay?
I know.
I'm not gonna tell nobody, all right?
Honestly brother, I'm happy for you.
[Hunter] Thank you, man.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
Hey, it's one thing, though.
You gotta let me throw
you a bachelor party.
Come on, man.
Remember Scotty's hot tub party?
Yeah, I do.
- Yeah.
- Yeah dude!
You know that sh*t was lit then!
Yeah, it was.
It's probably the sole
reason why I'll never
go into a hot tub again.
All right, we'll talk
about it another time.
All right, let's go.
God damn!
What?
Why you got all these
lights on the car, man?
Let's f*cking go!
[Hunter] If we have to blind someone,
then I got the option to.
(engine revving)
[Luca] Hey pecker-knockers, let's go!
- Hi.
- Hey.
What's up?
- It's on.
- Yeah.
The open road.
(engine starts)
Yes.
- Ready?
- Finally.
[Hunter] Are you guys ready?
Let's go.
(all chatting)
Oh hi, guys.
[Kai] What's up, baby blue?
I'm riding in black.
(all chatting and laughing)
The problem is just you
And you'll never see the truth
(rock music playing on stereo)
(bell dinging)
(engine shuts off)
Want something?
- Good?
- I'm good.
Thanks, though.
(cars whooshing)
(gravel crunching)
(soft tense music)
(soft tense music continues)
[Sheriff] See you guys
aren't from around here.
(Ryder gasps)
- Oh!
[Sheriff] Really like seeing new faces.
Uh yeah, the city.
From the city?
Ain't never been.
Where you staying/
3 Feathers Lodge.
Oh, that's a nice place.
Real nice.
People do get lost out there, though.
Really?
Sometimes.
Oh.
Well that must keep you busy.
Here and there.
Well you kids have fun, now.
- Thanks.
- All right.
(truck engine rumbling)
Must, uh, stick out
around these here parts.
[Hunter] Go figure.
- Oh.
- Ready?
Let's go!
Gotta lot to get done here!
(engine starts)
- Go, go!
- Okay.
(upbeat rock music)
Keep it going, man!
[Hunter] I got it!
It's why we gotta stay strong
You know they're gonna be drunk
Because if they had g*ns
That's why we gotta stay strong
It's a rat trap suicide
Trying to fight back
to what we stand for
Can't be playing around
Because the day isn't done
We got a f*cked up situation
You gotta fight for it
Because the government's wrong
(flies buzzing)
It's a rat trap suicide
(engines rumbling)
(engines shut off)
How awesome is this?
- Let's take a picture!
- Let's split it up.
This is so peaceful
Two couples, two couples.
- Okay.
- You guys go first.
[Luca] I don't want pictures.
Oh my god.
- You wanna take it?
- Yup.
[Hunter] That'd be,
like, four couples though.
(all chatting)
Let's do the picture thing.
All right.
Oh my god. (all laughing)
Get outta here, man.
[Addison] You would.
All right, one, two, three.
Cute.
All right, gimme.
I'll do one of you guys.
Let's go.
God.
Someone's in a rush.
For real, he said hey, gimme that.
- Hurry up.
- Hurry up.
All right.
I need a moment.
All right, all right.
(birds chirping)
- Cute.
- Yeah!
- Beautiful.
- That was good, you guys.
Beautiful.
All right, all right.
Let's go, guys.
- Jesus.
- Oh wow.
[Lux] That was a little aggressive.
[Luca] Guys, let's go!
There's a stopped car down there!
(all laugh and chat)
[Addison] Settle on
the testosterone, buddy.
(soft tense music)
[Ryder] Yes.
Think I just stepped in some
pee where I was standing.
(engines rumbling)
(soft tense music continues)
- This is great.
- Yes.
- I like this.
- This is beautiful.
[Hunter] Nice ride up.
Honey, I'm so glad we made it.
[Hunter] Hey look,
nice shaped little lake.
- Look at that.
- Oh yeah.
[Hunter] Wonder if they got, like-
- Wow.
- Like a-
- So pretty.
- You know, like a,
the-the rope on the, on the tree.
(Ryder laughs)
You swing into it.
Like, that'd be dope as hell.
Yes.
[Hunter] I would enjoy
every minute of that.
That is amazing.
Yes.
[Hunter] Let's let this bad boy in.
Bam.
We're here.
(dark tense music)
This is amazing.
I love it.
We did it.
Hooray!
(all chatting)
- Can you wait for me?
- Okay.
- Come on, babe.
- Thank you.
You're welcome.
- Look how good this looks.
- Oh my gosh.
It's pretty!
- All right, let's go.
- Yes.
[Luca] She's coming.
(soft tense music)
Hey, you coming?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Hey.
- Hello.
- Oh.
- Whoa.
- This is actually nice.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- Look at the chandelier.
- Look at the chandelier.
- That's huge.
How many deer you think that is?
- Poor little piggy.
- Look about like
- 10 dead deers.
- Oh my god, Ivy don't-
- 10, 10.
There's like 20 deers.
- It's home.
- It smells just like bacon.
(all chatting)
- Mm!
- This is so cool.
Spooky.
Anyone here?
- Hello!
- Are they open?
[Ivy] We have a five p.m. check-in!
[Lux] I don't think anyone's here.
[Ivy] Hello?
I think this is... Open it.
I don't know how.
It's like locked.
Oh no, I think you go like this-
- Welcome! (all shriek)
- sh*t!
- Feathers Lodge!
f*ck!
She scared the sh*t out of me.
(Ryder laughs)
(scoffs) Scared of that,
you're gonna be terrified of the coyotes.
And the locals.
And the devilish spirits.
Ooh!
What, is this place haunted?
No.
It's just the way we like it.
Nice and quiet.
Peaceful.
No one around for miles.
Do you, um, manage and own this property
all by yourself?
Uh-huh.
I have a room down in the basement,
so if you need me, all
you gotta do is holler.
Okay.
- Is this your family?
- Uh-huh.
But they're not here anymore.
I'm sorry to hear that.
(scoffs) Nothing to be sorry about.
That's life.
Besides, they're not all dead.
(eerie music)
One of them's a professional type.
And the other one?
(sighs) We don't know where he is.
All right, so I got a couple of rules now.
(clears throat) First thing,
stay out of the barn.
- Out of the barn.
- Sure.
[Helen] And lastly, try
to keep the sheets clean
Why is she looking at me?
(all laughing)
All right.
I've also got a complimentary dinner
for you tomorrow night.
Buffet style.
Five p.m.
Sizzling steak fajitas.
Oh my god, that's my favorite.
Yum.
Yeah, so.
After that, you won't be seeing me at all.
Unless, of course, something goes wrong.
Oh, and... Thank you, ma'am.
Uh, excuse me.
You can park your
fancy-dancy cars in the garage.
- Yeah, got it.
- Okay.
What was with her?
- She seemed nice.
- I don't know about her.
(all chatting)
It was a little creepy.
(all chatting and laughing)
- Oh my gosh.
- Oh my goodness.
So beautiful.
I would k*ll for a place like this.
More like get k*lled in a place.
Mm-hmm.
I done seen enough movies
to know what happen to black people first.
- Mm-hmm, okay.
- Oh, really?
Yeah.
They're the first to get k*lled!
(all laughing)
Funny, Ivy.
I just need to outlast
Lincoln, and I'm good.
[Lincoln] What you mean?
[Kai] Yeah, you know what I mean.
What?
Rock paper scissors that sh*t, dude.
- Rock paper scissors?
- Yeah.
All right.
Rock, paper, scissors.
See what I mean?
You guys are stupid. (all laughing)
(soft tense music)
(footsteps padding)
(floorboards creaking)
[Hunter] Honey, this room is perfect.
(soft tense music)
Hey, come check it out.
(suspenseful music)
(Ryder gasps)
Oh. (Hunter chuckles)
(Ryder laughs)
[Hunter] You okay?
Yeah, yeah.
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.
[Hunter] All right.
Come on, our room's over here.
[Ryder] Okay.
And we get our own master bath.
- Look at that.
- Perfect.
Couldn't plan that one, huh?
(Ryder chuckles)
(soft music)
You know people actually get married here.
Could you imagine having
a country style wedding?
[Ryder] Well it's
certainly a special property,
but, I don't know.
This place kinda creeps me out.
Hmm, yeah.
Well, take it from me, crime
novel connoisseur, all right?
Nothing to worry about.
It is so peaceful out here.
I mean, just look at all the genuine smiles
everybody has on their faces.
You just can't get that back home.
And believe me, I am
happy back home, I am, but,
city living can be stressful, you know?
[Ryder] Yeah, I mean, that's fair.
More of a reason to enjoy
our weekend stress-free.
Yeah.
Whatcha doing?
[Hunter] No, everyone's out at the,
they're at the dock, so,
you wanna go join them?
- Yeah.
- Good.
Let's do it.
[Hunter] Let's go.
(crickets chirping)
(all chatting and laughing)
Boy, you couldn't hit water
if you fell off a boat. (all chuckle)
Aw, man.
Ah, you know, between work,
and you know, just life,
and just the everyday bullshit,
I mean, I am so happy to be spending
this time away with you guys.
I am.
You guys see the stocked bar inside?
It's legit.
Hey, as long as they've
got some tequila, I'm good.
[Lincoln] Did someone say tequila?
On it. (all laugh)
Tequila makes my clothes fall off.
Is that all you need to
make your clothes fall off?
All you have to do is ask.
Babe. (laughing)
That was so freaking hot.
(Lux laughs)
I love you.
Aw.
Aw.
[Lincoln] Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
- Yes.
- Shot, shot, shot.
- Yup.
- Yes, sir.
- Pass it around.
- Yes, please.
- Yes.
- Take that one right there.
- Yes, yes.
- Mm.
- Mm.
- Well.
- Yes.
- All right.
Cheers, everyone.
[All] Cheers!
- Oh.
- Ugh.
- Oh god.
- Ooh!
- No.
- Mm.
- Mm-mm.
- Yeah, finish that, please.
(all whooping)
Ooh.
Man, you know, what-
- I don't think I can have any more.
What a difference a
couple miles can make, guys.
I mean, we have nature, fresh air.
I mean, just look at the starry night sky.
These are things that you just can't get
living in the city.
What, you don't like a
little smog, horn honking,
and people yelling?
No, because everything is
wrong about that, all right?
Plus the locals here, they're so nice,
and they're so polite.
I mean, just take the manager, for example.
Are you kidding me?
She is a bitter old b*tch.
(all laugh)
Wow.
Wow, Ivy.
I just, you know, she's
somewhere around here,
and maybe show a little bit of respect.
Right?
Ivy, put the claws away. (all laugh)
She's creepy and you know she is.
- Yeah.
- She is.
Okay, okay.
So she rubbed you guys the wrong way.
How about you guys, I don't know,
just get over it, and
just enjoy yourselves?
I'll enjoy myself when Lincoln and I-
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's enjoy the now.
Whatever happens happens.
(all laughing)
You're gonna need more drinks, then.
Okay! (all laugh)
Yes.
That's a great idea.
I'm gonna go get another round.
- I'll be right back.
- I'm good.
[Ivy] Thank you, Ryder!
[Luca] Thank you, Ryder.
Terrific.
(dark tense music)
(alcohol pouring)
Yes.
Shots.
Okay.
(dark tense music continues)
(dark tense music continues)
(suspenseful music)
(music stops)
I am seeing things.
Oh my god.
Oh.
(dark foreboding music)
(crickets chirping)
(dark music continues)
(all chatting)
[Addison] I'm not doing another.
I can't.
- Oh my goodness.
- Hi.
You guys, the creepiest
thing just happened.
- What?
- What?
I, do you ever get the feeling
like you're being watched?
It gave me the chills from my head
down to... Yeah, down into your toes.
Yeah, okay.
We get it.
Stop being such a p*ssy.
Oh my god, quit Luca!
- Little d*ck energy.
- I shoulda got my own.
(all talking)
Damn. (laughing)
(Luca coughs)
- I'm gonna go for this one.
- Oh my gosh.
(gasps) Perfect.
- Ooh!
- Wow.
- Yeah, shorty.
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
[Kai] Next one, next one.
Yay.
You're gonna wanna do that one.
[Ryder] I don't know, don't pick the ones
that make it fall.
- This one?
- Yeah, that's a good one.
- No, not that one.
- Don't do it.
- Do it.
- Don't do it.
I swear.
[Hunter] Getting a little risky in there.
[Lincoln] Damn, it's
just wibbling-wobbling.
Oh! (all shouting)
- You already touched it!
- No.
- We're not doing that.
- You have to go!
- You have to do it!
- No!
- That's the rule!
- Just pull it already!
- That is the rule!
- That's what she said.
(tower falling) (all shouting)
- Oh sh*t!
- What a bummer.
- I'm going to bed now.
- Oh!
- You spilled the beer.
- Good job. (laughing)
- Hey.
- Damn.
- All right, well.
- I am tired.
I think it's past my bedtime.
(Lux laughs)
Take me home, babe.
- I'm taking my beer with me.
- Yes, ma'am.
[Lux] 'Cause I can.
(Ivy laughs)
Where's my man?
- He already went to bed?
- Yup.
[Lux] What a bummer.
(Ryder sighs)
(Ryder sighing)
You all right?
I don't know.
God.
I just feel like there's
eyes on us at this place.
Like someone's watching.
Are you, do you think that they're, like,
videotaping us, or like there's someone
watching us from the
shadows, or? (chuckling)
No.
What are you saying?
No.
I just, god, you know what?
Never mind.
Okay.
Can you close the door?
Please?
Yeah, I mean, I could, but,
I kinda had something else in mind.
You know, a little something.
No.
Mm-mm.
You know you coulda just closed the door.
I mean, who's it
hurting with it being open?
Mm-hmm.
(dog whining)
(soft eerie music)
(dog whining)
(sheets rustling)
Oh.
What are you doing here?
Hi.
Wow, you're so cute.
(tense suspenseful music) (Ryder gasps)
(Ryder panting)
What happened?
Are you all right?
No.
No, I just had the most horrible nightmare.
Okay, well it's okay.
It's all right.
Just, um, just relax.
It wasn't, it didn't happen, all right?
It was a dream, just,
uh, just go to sleep, okay?
It's all right, just breathe.
It's okay.
It happens, all right?
It's okay.
(Ryder sighs)
Hey, did you open that door?
[Hunter] Hmm?
The closet door, did
you open the closet door?
[Hunter] Mm-mm.
(soft tense music)
(sighs) God, quit
f*cking with me, Hunter.
[Hunter] I don't know if I, sh*t.
(dark foreboding music)
(music fades)
It's so pretty out here, you guys.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Oof, you know what?
- I'm hungover.
- Yeah.
- You're hungover? (laughing)
- Yeah, I am.
You only had, like, three drinks.
That's more-(all laughing)
than usual.
It's like normal for me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Morning.
[Lux] Looks like someone was up late.
[Ivy] You look sleepy.
Gosh, I had a terrible
nightmare last night.
I just could not fall back asleep.
- Aw.
- Aw, I'm sorry.
[Ryder] It was awful.
You know, I couldn't
really sleep well either.
I kept hearing a creepy grandma downstairs.
Aw.
She makes so much noise.
Leave her alone, man.
You're gonna be old one day.
Nope.
I am gonna die before I get old.
(all laugh)
Oh my god, be quiet.
So dramatic.
You're gonna be old.
But you'll be beautiful.
Beautiful, and old. (all laughing)
What do you guys wanna do?
Ooh.
- Get away from these bugs.
- Whoa.
But it really is nice outside.
Do you guys wanna go on a nature walk?
- Yes.
- Yes!
Yes, I just bought some hiking shoes.
Ooh, did you bring them?
- I did.
- Oh my god.
- I did.
- You smart.
You're so smart.
You guys, I've never been hiking.
- You will love it.
- Uh, what?
- Ever. (laughing)
- Oh, man.
We're gonna pop your-your hiking cherry.
(all laughing)
What the f*ck?
He was telling me to tell you
we need to go on a hike.
(all laughing)
I think you're gonna love it.
[Lux] Okay.
It'll be great.
- It'll be great.
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
- All right.
Let's do it.
Should we get the boys?
- Um.
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
- Yes?
- Yeah, they'll get mad.
- No.
- Mm-mm.
- No?
Maybe. (all laugh)
[Ivy] No.
Oh my god, I left my coffee.
I'll remember that.
Turned out to be a
perfect day for a hike, ladies.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
I just think I wore the wrong shoes.
(all laugh)
Other than that.
What do you think the
guys are talking about?
Oh man, knowing Kai?
He's probably talking about sports
or how big his d*ck is.
(all laughing)
Probably something dumb.
Guys are simple creatures.
(all laughing)
I don't know.
I mean, I'd like to think they may be
a little more intellectual than that.
Yeah right. (all laugh)
All right, who am I kidding?
(Lux laughs)
Like what?
Hunter's telling them
about some elaborate proposal
in a hot air balloon! (all laughing)
- Whoa!
- Oh!
Oh! (all laughing)
- Oh my god.
- Are you okay?
No, I almost died. (all laughing)
You two really hitting it off, right?
I mean, we've been going
for almost three years now,
so something must be working, right?
Oh my god, shut up you guys.
Just, get married already, all right?
Hey, hey, hey.
Shh.
Quiet with this sh*t, man.
Calm down a bit, okay?
He love her and she love him, okay?
- Come on, man.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just not out here
trying to pad my stats, okay?
Women got feelings, and I got feelings too.
I got feelings too, all right?
And what I feel is that
my numbers, they're going up tonight, boys!
Mm!
Man listen, I can count on two hands.
Two.
Yeah, whatever you
do with those two hands
is your business, dude.
Really?
Well brother, at least I need two hands.
Yeah. (Kai laughs)
Okay.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Come on, man.
It's all good.
No bueno.
So when are you popping the question?
I don't know, man.
I've been trying to work up the courage
for a few weeks now.
It's just, it's gotta be perfect,
it's gotta be right.
She-she deserves it, she's amazing,
and it has to special.
I mean, who knows?
This weekend might be it.
(tense foreboding music)
I'm sure that when you decide to do it,
the timing is gonna be right.
And she's gonna say yes.
I hope so. (Lincoln chuckling)
Whoa, what is it?
What is that?
Ugh.
- Are those human bones?
- Ew.
What is going on here?
Baby, what you doing?
- Oh, gross.
- What the hell is that?
Ah, it's probably like some deer,
or elk, or something.
There's wildlife all
throughout this forest.
Come on, guys.
It's okay.
- A deer?
- How do you figure that?
A deer?
I read about it in
the brochure, you know?
- Come on, Lincoln.
- I'm done.
- Yeah.
- Right.
I'm done with this trail.
- Let's go.
- Please.
[Ivy] I'm starving.
What?
(Ryder sighs)
Guys.
(birds chirping)
(all chuckling)
[Ivy] Yum, yum.
[Lincoln] This sh*t is fire.
(all murmuring happily)
What's so funny? (Lincoln chuckles)
Man, good food make me laugh.
Man, you ain't never had that problem?
Ooh, yum.
This looks amazing.
- You right.
- Wow.
Mm-hmm.
This spread is the sh*t.
Mm-hmm. (all laugh)
It's great, this is... Mm-hmm.
So good.
Sizzling steak fajitas!
(all laughing)
I think the meat's, like, really tender.
It's just kinda seasoned weird.
Mm.
If you think it's weird,
you can have a piece of my meat. (laughing)
Who the hell wants your dry aged cut?
[All] Oh!
- Bars!
- Burn.
Not funny, Ryder.
I'm gonna go make a bonfire.
If any of you losers would like to join me,
I'll be over there.
- Aw!
- Babe!
- Aw, sensitive!
- Sweetie!
You hurt?
[Lincoln] You ain't packed no humor
with all those muscles!
(all laugh)
Oh hey, let's see some pictures!
Yeah, they're actually really cute.
Yeah, could you, like, send me some
when, uh, we get service?
[Ivy] Can I see them?
[Lux] What is this in the background?
Is that a person?
No, that's, that's like a tree trunk.
That look like a tree trunk.
[Lux] No, it's not in the other picture.
I mean, it's so blurry.
How can you even tell?
[Kai] I think you tripping.
You're drunk.
(Lux laughs)
So Helen's lying to us, then.
Great.
The place is haunted.
Sounds like a good time
to tell some ghost stories.
No, no.
It's scary enough here during the day.
Urban legends then?
I know one.
I know a couple, actually.
Oh, doesn't surprise me.
f*cking full of sh*t.
(all laughing)
Shut up.
Shut up, everybody shut up.
(all laughing)
So the legend states-(all laughing)
There is this woman, kinda older, single.
Is her name Helen? (both laughing)
Maybe.
Anyways, she never married,
but she had this super
loyal dog that she loved,
this German shepherd.
Whenever she was stressed, she'd-
- Babe.
Is this the story about how the man's
licking her instead of the dog?
Yeah, it's a great story.
You can't tell this story.
Everyone already knows that story.
Okay, guys.
This-this story is disgusting.
Oh, okay.
And what girl doesn't
like to be licked, right?
- That is true.
- Right?
Why are you like this?
Okay, so now you like the story?
I love this story. (laughing)
All right, so who's got the next story?
Oh, I have one.
I heard it on the radio a few days ago.
It's about this psycho that eats humans.
He got released from prison
because they couldn't
accommodate his dietary needs,
or something like that.
That's not how it went.
No, that's totally wrong.
Babe, shut up.
I'm trying to tell a story.
- He's such a jerk.
- No kidding.
(both laugh)
Uh, Hunter.
Mind if we take the Jeep for a spin?
Sure, yeah.
Just, uh, take care of it, you know?
Goodbye.
Ugh.
(Ryder laughs)
(crickets chirping) (engine humming)
(crickets continue chirping)
(flames crackling)
Babe, you wanna go skinny dipping?
Does anybody wanna go skinny dipping?
Hell no.
Not in that water.
We're all good.
You-you two have fun.
Aw.
- We're good.
- Ah.
- Your loss.
- Their loss.
[Hunter] You guys have fun.
Hey Kai, didn't know you could swim.
[Kai] Ah, f*ck you!
(both laughing)
Babe!
Come on, it's f*cking cold!
Hurry!
[Kai] Okay, okay.
I'm coming, hold on.
I'm here.
Whoo!
Whoo.
Mm.
Hurry, it's cold.
You're getting in first.
- What?
- You're getting in first!
- Of course.
- Go. (laughing)
(water splashing) Oh my god!
Ah, you're crazy!
[Kai] What the f*ck is that?
Hey.
(Addison shuddering)
Oh god!
(water splashing)
Okay.
All right.
[Addison] Is it cold?
(Kai laughs)
- Come on, you're good.
- Is it cold?
Come on, you're good.
[Addison] Oh my god, you're crazy!
Come on! (Addison squeals)
(water splashes)
Oh look, a plane.
See, it's not so bad here.
I mean, sure the people are different,
but it doesn't mean they're, like,
strange or anything.
Just that maybe their, I don't know,
personal preferences or life choices
are just, uh, different
than what we're accustomed to, you know?
Not all bad.
(Lincoln laughs)
I'll bet he's getting a hoodie.
- What the hell is a hoodie?
- Yeah, what is that?
It's not a sweatshirt, if
you know what I'm saying.
(all laugh)
(Lincoln laughing)
(owl hooting)
Wanna go for a walk
and get a better look at the stars
without all those trees?
When I'm done with
you, you'll be seeing stars.
Mm.
Well, excuse us.
(flames continue crackling)
And there were two.
Mm-hmm.
(Lux giggling)
Do you maybe wanna go for a walk?
Yup.
Sure do.
You ready?
Yeah.
Oh, sh*t.
Please can we get out, babe?
It's cold.
All right.
Wanna go to the bedroom?
Okay, come on.
(Kai grunting)
- Okay.
(footsteps approaching)
Oh f*ck.
(blow landing)
(water splashing)
(Addison shrieks) (k*ller grunting)
(dark tense music) (Addison gasping)
(water splashing)
(eerie music)
Fun fact for you.
The gravitational pull between planets
is actually less than...
(owl hooting)
Wow, this is so beautiful here.
Oh yes, it is lovely out here.
(tense foreboding music)
(dark suspenseful music)
(blade squelches)
(k*ller grunting) (blood spurts)
That's Mars.
(footsteps approaching)
(tense foreboding music)
What the f*ck?
(blades squelching) (both choking)
(Ivy sputters)
(tense foreboding music)
(crickets chirping)
Wait, I thought Kai and
Addison were gonna be swimming.
Kai!
Addison!
They probably went to
the other side of the lake.
It's all good.
Yeah, but their clothes are still here.
Well, you don't skinny
dip with your clothes on.
I'm just saying.
And look, the Jeep.
The Jeep is out there too.
I feel like the lights have
been on for a long time.
Is it?
I mean, they're fine.
There's other things we
could be doing right now
that, you know.
Ah, I think we should go
out there and check it out.
They've been on for a hot minute.
Do we have to?
Yes.
Okay.
But if we walk in on him getting a hoodie,
this was your idea, remember?
Fine, just blame me for everything.
Fine.
Dually noted.
(engine rumbling)
[Hunter] Oh, I so don't
wanna walk in on him
getting a hoodie.
(footsteps crunching)
What?
Where are they?
It's empty.
(tense foreboding music)
What the, but the car is still on.
That's weird.
Aw.
Is that?
Is that blood?
Yeah, what the f*ck?
Okay, this is not right.
We have got to go find them.
Think they're nearby?
Lux!
Luca!
Maybe they, maybe they
hit like a deer, or something.
I don't know.
Aw.
Oh, god.
I think the barn light is on.
Let's go check the barn.
- Maybe they're in there.
- I guess.
- f*ck, man.
- All right.
Lux!
Luca!
(tense eerie music) (crickets chirping)
(tense eerie music continues)
[Hunter] Where the hell is everybody?
[Ryder] I have no idea.
(tense eerie music continues)
(tense eerie music continues)
3 Feathers Meat Company.
That's the van from the other day.
What is it doing here?
I don't know.
[Ryder] Did you hear that?
[Hunter] Yeah.
That way.
Came from over here.
I don't think we should go over there.
Should we call the police?
Babe, we don't have any signal.
God, this-this isn't right.
This is not right.
I know.
[Ryder] What is this?
3 Feathers Meat Company.
[Hunter] I don't know.
[Ryder] This, this is not right.
Hunter.
We have to find out where they are.
[Ryder] Hunter.
I don't think we should go in here.
(Ryder panting)
Oh sh*t.
(dark suspenseful music)
(door creaking)
[Ryder] Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Lux!
Lincoln!
Ivy!
Oh, oh my god!
Oh my god!
(Ryder sobbing)
(Ryder retching)
(Ryder sobbing)
(Ryder vomits)
(Ryder sobbing)
(Ryder continues sobbing)
Hunter, Hunter!
Our friends!
Our friends, why?
Why?
Oh my god.
(Ryder panting)
We have to go.
We have to go!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
(Ryder sobbing)
Run!
(dark foreboding music)
(blade squelching)
(dark foreboding music continues)
(Ryder panting)
Help!
Help me!
Help, please!
Please!
Please, help me!
Oh my god, I was-
- They're trying to k*ll me!
I was sleeping.
They're trying to k*ll me!
What the hell?
Someone's trying to k*ll me!
Help me!
Please!
Are you serious?
She's over here!
Come get her!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
(Ryder panting)
(dark tense music)
No, no.
No.
Oh no.
(Ryder panting)
Damn it.
Damn it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
(Ryder gasps)
(Ryder panting)
(dark foreboding music)
(footsteps approaching)
(door banging)
(k*ller breathing heavily)
(Ryder panting)
(dark dramatic music) (Ryder gasps)
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
(k*ller grunts) Get away from me!
(metal clangs)
(Ryder panting)
(dark dramatic music)
(dark dramatic music continues)
(Ryder panting)
Keys!
Keys!
(Ryder groans)
(Ryder panting)
(Ryder groans)
(crickets chirping) (twigs snapping)
(Ryder panting)
(water splashing)
(dark foreboding music)
(k*ller snarling)
(tense dramatic music)
(tense dramatic music continues)
(fence rattling)
(Ryder panting)
(tense foreboding music)
(tense foreboding music continues)
(tense foreboding music continues)
(handcuffs rattling)
(handcuffs continue rattling)
(door opening)
I see you boys been busy.
Hey, did you see the paper today?
No, not yet.
(chuckles) Would you look at that?
All right, fellas.
(Sheriff sighs)
(phone ringing)
911, what's the emergency?
(keys clacking)
To confirm, you're reporting
on a missing person.
What's the last location seen?
(keys clacking)
Okay, and you said the dead end road
on Crystal Lake?
Okay, thanks ma'am.
We'll send a deputy to check it out.
(phones ringing) (people chatting)
Hey Sheriff, we just took a call
referencing a missing
person out in Long Branch.
[Sheriff] It's probably nothing.
We'll get to it when we get to it.
Okay, but it's at dead
end down on Crystal Lake.
Did you say the dead
end at Crystal Lake Road?
Yeah, Crystal Lake.
You want me to go send Red to check it out?
No, don't send Red.
He's on overtime.
Hell, we can't even send Willy and Wal.
Those boys are busy
with that yahoo in lockup.
And the rest of the staff,
they're tied up in that school training.
Okay, so who you wanna send then?
Well, I guess it's gonna be me.
[Dispatcher] All right.
Probably another bullshit
report, if you ask me.
Yeah, probably.
(birds chirping)
Hey good luck on the election, Sheriff.
Hey thank you very much.
You know I love serving my county.
[Lady] Good luck!
(engine starts)
(engine rumbling)
(police siren wailing)
(dark tense music)
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Young lady, young lady.
What's going, what's wrong?
- Help me.
- What's wrong?
- What's wrong?
- Help me.
Let's get you in the car.
(Ryder sobbing)
Let's get you in the car.
(Ryder sobbing)
Here we go.
Help me.
It's gonna be all right.
It's gonna be all right. (Ryder sobbing)
What happened?
[Ryder] They're, they're all dead!
Who's dead?
Who's dead?
All my friends.
All my friends!
Listen here, young lady.
This is very, very important.
I need you to tell me
where your friends are.
(sobbing) They're at the lodge.
[Sheriff] Okay, all right.
- They're at the lodge.
- All right.
In, in, we,
we ate people.
- We ate people!
- It's okay, it's okay!
It's okay.
- Quiet down now!
- Oh my god!
Quiet!
Quiet down now, please!
(Ryder panting)
It's gonna be all right,
it's gonna be all right.
I'm gonna find out what's going on, okay?
(Ryder breathing heavily)
(Ryder exhales)
(soft tense music)
(soft tense music continues)
Where are we going?
[Sheriff] We're going down the road.
No.
Where are you taking me?
[Sheriff] I'm trying to
find out what's going on.
We're gonna go down the
road a little bit, all right?
No!
No!
No!
No!
Calm down now!
Calm down, quiet now!
I've done told you to settle down once now!
You're with me, you're safe.
Settle down.
I gotta find out what's
going on, all right?
Just stay in the car.
(tense foreboding music)
(Ryder panting)
[Ryder] No!
Sheriff!
No!
Sheriff!
That b*tch is in on it!
Behind you!
Behind you!
(tense suspenseful music)
Sheriff, he's behind you!
He's behind you, he's behind you!
No!
Please, no!
(Ryder screams)
No! No!
No! No! No!
No!
No! (blade squelches)
[Dispatcher] COC to Sheriff Matthews.
Crystal Lake dispatch to Sheriff Matthews.
Do you copy?
[Sheriff] Go ahead, dispatch.
[Dispatcher] Yeah.
Sheriff, what's your status?
[Sheriff] All clear.
That wanted person was GOA.
[Dispatcher] Wait, repeat that.
[Sheriff] I repeat, she's gone.
[Dispatcher] Gone?
All right.
Ten four, Sheriff.
I guess I'll close up the call.
(all applauding and cheering)
Thank you, thank you.
Welcome, everybody.
Welcome, welcome.
First and foremost, I'd
like to take this opportunity
to thank the great citizens
of Crystal Lake County
for electing me to be their sheriff
for four more years.
The way I see it, we're
just getting started.
Now I'll gladly answer any questions
anybody might have.
- Sheriff!
- Sheriff!
- Sheriff!
- Sheriff.
[Sheriff] Right there.
Congratulations, Sheriff.
What are your goals moving forward?
Well I plan to restore the public's trust
in law enforcement by
continuing to be tough on crime
and putting more deputies on the streets
of Crystal Lake County.
- Sheriff.
- Sheriff.
Sheriff.
What's your plan to
address the recent rash
of missing persons within our community?
Well that's a priority
of my administration,
and we're gonna take care
of that as soon as possible.
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you for coming out.
- I appreciate it.
- Sheriff, Sheriff!
- Sheriff!
- Sheriff!
Sheriff!
(dark rock music)
f*ck you, pig!
Choke on your breathing,
choke on your breathing
In this condition
I got this young lady in this car,
she's gonna get us both in trouble.
Oh, the hell she is.
[Sheriff] You guys
can't do anything right.
What the hell are you talking about?
[Sheriff] I don't know how many-
- You just follow my plans... Mama, Mama!
Mama!
I'm gonna tell you right now.
She is gonna get us in trouble.
[Helen] Don't disrespect me.
[Sheriff] Goddammit.
[Helen] Remember who your mama is.
[Sheriff] I know, but
you're gonna get us in trouble.
[Helen] Oh yeah, I'm
gonna get you in trouble.
[Sheriff] I can't clean up everything!
[Helen] It's your job!
No, no.
It's not.
Jesus Christ.
This has turned into such a mess.
If we'd just followed
exactly what I said we'd do.
[Sheriff] Well apparently
it didn't work, did it?
My wounds
What has passed and what's to come
The stinging gashes, growing numb
Salt into my wounds
(saw buzzing)
(saw continues buzzing)
Til your pulse starts fleeting
This codependent tragedy
Of ever changing truth
I'll follow every red flag
That guides the path I choose
The spectacle in view
Meets my compassion to a fault
You run in circles
Expecting different results
But I follow 'cause I care
I follow 'cause I care
I wish I didn't care
But I still stand here
Bleed me til I'm blue
Forcing salt into my wounds
What has passed and what's to come
The stinging gashes growing numb
Salt into my wounds
Follow if you dare, follow if you dare
Til you choke on your breathing
Follow if you dare, follow if you dare
You will never follow me there
No sense of purpose
No sense of self worth
I follow them to the end of the earth
Bleed me til I'm blue
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