01x49 - Boom Boom Pussini/Beach Blanket Mungo

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify
their neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks
on everyone ♪

♪ There's a race
to be on top ♪

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ He's mixing
with the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming,
debonair ♪

♪ The king
will reign supreme ♪

♪ And no one
can deny-y-y-y ♪

♪ He'll make
a mystery ♪

♪ And always have
an alibi-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Defying them
meets calamity ♪

♪ The cat's superiority

♪ Oh o-oh o-o-oh o-oh

♪ O-o-oh oh oh
o-o-oh o-oh ♪

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify
their neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

Ok, mungo, go fish.

Oh, no, you idiot.

We're playing the game
"go fish."

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Ha ha ha ha.

No, no, not that one.
Play the jack.

Ah. Heh heh heh heh.

Fish. I win.

What are you,
a wise guy?

Heathcliff!

In person.

What a shame.

That's the end
of the game.

We can always go fish.

Come on, heathcliff.

Give me a break!

Oh, no!

Ah, you can't
catch me.

Nah nah.

So, we have run into
some street trash, huh?

Street trash?
Why, you...

You're
boom boom pussini,

The famous wrestler.

It's a pleasure
to meet you.

I've seen you
in all the magazines.

You're the greatest.

Boom boom pussini.

Never heard of ya.

The guy's a bum.

And whom might this be?

This is my good buddy
heathcliff.

He's the toughest cat
in town.

Toughest cat in town, eh?

So you seem to know
a lot about boom boom.

A lot? I know
everything about him.

Everything?

Everything.

You know how he wins
his matches, then?

Oh, yeah, he uses
the pretzel hold,

The famous crab lock,

The reverse finger-hold,

The blitz,

The bear hold,

The lip lock.

Need I go on?

But do you know
how he reallywins?

Are you kiddin'?

Of course, I know.

In that case, pal, I've
got a proposition for ya:

Your boy
against boom boom,


At the catatorium,

One week from today.

Why wait a week?

I'll take him on
right now.

Hold it, pal.

Save it for the ring.

We'll see you
one week from today.

Hey, let me ask
you a question.

What did he mean,

"Do you know
how he really wins
his matches?"

He thought we were
a couple of dummies.

He didn't think I knew
about the double whammy
scissor hold.

Hmm.

Come on, heathcliff.

The least you can do is try out
the wrestling ring we made.

Forget it.

I don't
need to train
to beat that guy.

Ah, come on,
heathcliff.
It'll be fun.

Look, you can
wrestle mungo.

Ok, but just
this one time.

Huh?



You're out,
says me.

Whoa.

Uh, thanks, guys.

That's enough training
for today.

Whoa!

[Wolf whistle]

Like that collar,
do you?

Oh, yes.
It's lovely.

It would look
beautiful on you.

My name is
boom boom pussini.

I'm a wrestler.

Uh, my name's sonja.

Would you like
to window-shop some more
with boom boom?

Oh, yes.
That would be nice.

I'm gonna teach
that wise guy

A lesson
he'll never forget.

You're good
at everything you do,
aren't you?

Uh-huh.

[Growling]

That's the cat
I'm gonna be wrestlin' next,

The poor fool.

That's heathcliff,

The toughest cat
in town.

Really?

Gee.

Gee, all our hard work,

And heathcliff
won't even train.

Hey, uh, what are you guys
sittin' around for?

I got training to do.

All right!all right!all right!

Uh-oh.

I don't have
any training to do.

Yeeooow!

Ye-ow-ow-ooow!

Whoa oh oh!

Oh oh oh ah-ooh!

[Crash]

[Humming a tune]

Mungo: yah-ow!

I need a new
wrestling partner.

Hey, you'll do.

Noooo! Oof!

Whoooa!

I give!

Please!

Ooh!



You're out,
says me.

Boss! Boss!

We got trouble.

Calm down,
boom boom.

What are you
talkin' about?

I'm not sure that cat
knows I'm supposed to win,

And I hear he's tough.

Don't worry about it.

His manager said he knew
how you always win.

Don't you remember?

But just to set
your mind at ease,

I'll talk to him
right now.

Psst! Hey, you.

Come here.

I just wanted to make sure
you understood

That boom boom
is gonna win this match
tomorrow night.

Because he uses
the double whammy
scissor hold.

You didn't think
I knew that, did ya?

That's not why he wins.

He wins because
I make sure he wins.

Get the picture?

You mean, you're gonna
think up a better hold

Than the double whammy
scissor?

No! I mean you're gonna
make sure your boy loses.

On purpose?!

On purpose.

[Gulps]

Hey, you don't
have to be so nervous.

I'll destroy that cat.

That's what
I'm afraid of.

I'm gonna wipe up
the ring with ya,
you orange fur ball.

[Sonja batting
her lashes]

Ohhh.

Ladies and gentlecats,



In this corner--

The greatest cat wrestler
of all time,

The champ--
boom boom pussini.

And in this corner,

From around the corner,

The hometown favorite,
heathcliff.

[Ding]

Ooh!

Uh-oh.

This glue
will do the trick.

What are
you doin'?

What the?

Heh heh heh heh.

Ha ha ha ha!

Huh?

Come on,
you big lug.

I gotta think
of something fast.

Please, no more!

Hey, what's that hector
tryin' to do?

[Audience roaring]

Huh?

I'll get you for this.

What's the big idea,
anyhow?

I-i'm sorry, heathcliff.

Uh, they made me do it.

Th-they said if you
didn't lose the fight,

I'd be in big trouble.

Big trouble?

You arein big trouble.

But first, to take care
of that phony wrestler.

Yipes!

Oh, no!

So long, meatball.

Ah-aah!

Oh-aah!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!



You're out,
says me.

[Bell ringing]

Oh, heathcliff.

I guess I knew you were
the best cat all along.

Can you ever forgive me?

Ah, don't sweat it,
sonja.

You can
make up to me later.

Right now,

I got a little
unfinished business
to take care of.

So, you thought you could
make me lose the fight, eh?

Now--now--now wait
a minute there, pal.

I-it was only a joke.
I was only--

Ehh ehh ehh ehh
ehh ehh...

So much
for unfinished business.

Heathcliff, baby,
come on over here.

There's someone
I'd like you to meet.

This here is the manager
of tabby the terrible.

We just inked a deal.

Heathy, baby, you wrestle
tabby the terrible next week,

Same place, same time.

Inked a deal?!

Why, you...

Whoops.

Wait a minute,
heathcliff!

Uh, let me explain!

I was just trying to--

Well, you see,
I thought that i--

I-it seemed like
a good idea!

Ah, uh, I was just...

How are we gonna
carry all this stuff
to the beach?

Trust me.

I call it
the riff raff
scat board.

What do you think?

All: we think we'll walk.

Listen, you guys.

If we don't
get there soon,

We'll miss
the surfing contest,

Which I intend to win.

I don't know
about this.

Uh, I just
wanna play
in the sand.

Ok, everybody.

Push!

Isn't this great?

Don't wanna make a fuss,

But I'd rather
take a bus.

Look out!

Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!

Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!

Were you
taking a shortcut?

No. Why?

That'swhy!

Yaah!
Yaah!
Yaah!

Whoo!

Waah!
Waah!
Waah!

Trust me.

I think.

Yaah!
Yaah!
Yaah!

Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!

Whoop!

[Rings]

If you can tell me
in 5 seconds or less
the one word dogs hate,

You'll be
the grand-prize winner.

Duh, meow.

That's it!

You've just won
a lifetime supply
of puppy mush,

The dog food
that makes dogs--

Ah, whoopee.

And they say
getting there
is half the fun.

Lady cat: oh, tiger,
you're so wonderful.

Tiger!
Oh, you're the best,
king of the beach.

Ride the next wave
for me, tiger.

I hear you clowns

Are dumb enough
to think you can beat me
in the surfing contest.

Shove off,
you big sack
of seaweed.

Rrrr!

You'll pay
for that remark.

Will you
take a check?

Ha ha!

Hey, that's a good one,
riff raff.

I'll see you
in the water.

Not if
I see you first.

[All laughing]

What about you?

You gonna try
and surf against me?

Duh, I just came
to play in the sand.

Oh, yeah?

Well, sweet dreams
from the sandman.

Ptoo! Ptoo!

Mungo mad!

Surf's up,
you creeps!

Let's take
a practice ride!

Come on, you guys.

Let's go put that dinghy
in dry dock.

You heard him.

Let's go!

Duh, I don't know
how to surf.

Nothin' to it
but to do it.

Uh, if you
say so.

I can't look.

Heh heh heh.

This is the part of surfing
I don't like,

The dog-paddling.

Whaah!
Whoa!
Whoa!

Ohh.

Doesn't look good
for our side.

I got an idea.

Now we're really
in trouble.

Hector: all right.
Let 'er rip!

[Motor starting]

[Outboard motor running]

Now I'm gonna
make ketchup out of ya.

Stand up!

Until we're
on the ground,

I'm staying down.

Uh, I just wanna
play in the sand.

Come on.

We gotta
practice
for the contest.

Yow!
Yow!
Yow!

Is it over yet?

Yeah, man.

Let's hang 15,
if you know
what I mean.

Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Yahoo!

What
happened?what's
the matter?

Ha ha!

Wipeout!

All: riff raff, help!

Whoa!

I knew it.

I just knew it.

Yeow!
Yaah!
Whoa!

Maybe you guys
ought to take up
a safer sport,

Like checkers.

Nice ride,
turkeys.

[Chuckles]

Uh...

You sure this is
gonna work, hector?

Hey, have I ever
steered you wrong?

Look! There he is now.

Hey, tiger.

All: ♪ nyah nyah nyah
nyah nyah nyah ♪

Why, you little creeps.

Yaah!

Wordsworth: I wish I knew
why I listened to you.

Hey, man,
give us a hand.

Listen, you guys.

If we want
to get even with tiger,

We gotta get him
where it counts,

In the surfing contest.

How are
we gonna do that?

We don't even have
a surfboard anymore.

Sure we do.

The riff raff
scat-board
surfboard.

Hey, you clowns,
the contest
is starting.

Are you
chickening out?

Trust me.

Well, well,

If it isn't
the surf nerds.

Now I'm gonna turn

That ridiculous
piece of junk
you're floating on

Into driftwood.

Remember,

This wasn't
my idea.

Yikes!

Whoa!

Whaah!

Ow!
Ohh!ohh!

Now it's your turn.

Not again!

Enough is enough.

Better hope there's
no sharks in the water.

Ha ha ha ha!

Riff raff: now!

Yeeoooow!

So long, sucker.

Ha ha ha!

Yahoo!

All right.

Way to go, cleo.

Uh-oh.

Riff raff: jump!

Very funny, cleo.

Yeah, cleo.
Joke's over.

Cleo: hey, you guys!

I love fish as much
as the next guy...

But I think it's time
we say good-bye.

Yaah!

Yow!
Yow!
Yaah!

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to get rid of them.

Some people use flea powder,

But it's really not that good an
idea.

Your cat may try to lick it off
and get sick.

The best way to get rid of those
critters

Is to give your cat a flea bath.

This can be a little tricky.

The very best way to get rid of
fleas is to take your kitty

To the vet for a flea dip.