02x02 - Nick Takes Over A Zoo

[bunniefuu]

Hey, what's going on, party people?

Nick cannon here.

I just got an e-mail from a kid named jeff.

He says he loves the show and he needs my help

And his address looks like...

- ...yeah, looks like this is it.

Go see what this is all about.

Uh...excuse me,

I'm looking for whoever paged nick cannon.

Giraffe: that was me. I paged ya.

You did?

How you get a two-way?

Internet.

We're so bored here.

Ok. Well, you know, that's what I do.

I liven up the party.

Yeah, it could be like lollapazooza.

Ha, you're funny.

You think you can help us out?

For sure.

Guess I'm taking over the zoo.

♪♪ I'm taking over ♪♪

♪♪ Come on ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

All right, everybody loves animals here, right?

All: yeah!

That's why we at the zoo, right?

Yeah!

How many people can act like animals?

I can. I can...

All right, so we're gonna check out some

Animal impressions, ok? That's cool?

[Growls softly]

What was that?

Lion.

One more time. Let me see the lion.

[Growls softly]

[Ruff! Ruff!]

Was that a big dog?

What was that?

A big dog.

A big dog, all right! Good job.

You know how an elephant sounds?

Yeah. Let me hear it.

That's a quiet elephant.

All right. Yeah!

Rarrr!

Rrrrarrr! That sounds like an isuzu.

Aoooooooh!

A coyote. That was good. That was really good.

Aooooooh!

That coyote sound like he need a record deal.

Let me see the monkeys again. Go for it.

[Making monkey sounds]

What was that?

I don't know.

Me either.

Aaaaaaggh...

You're making fun of my grandmother.

No.

[Making goat noise]

That's pretty good, man.

♪♪ Ni-ni-nick-nick cannon ♪♪

Lions, tigers, and bears. Oh, my.

Ain't nobody scared of them.

I don't know why they got them animals caged up anyway.

They're not really that wild.

You know who they really should cage up.

The living things us kids fear the most.

Adults!

Let's go take a look.

This one's frightening.

Mildred! Someone's at the gate!

Mildred: get up and get it yourself!

Told y'all that was scary.

Now this next one gives me nightmares.

: Ballet, : roller hockey,

: Piano [speeds up]...

Beware.

Sounds scary.

Why should I be afraid of this one?

She's a sweet old grandma.

Oh, you've grown so much!

Get off of me! Get off! Ah!

♪♪ Ni-nic-nick-nick cannon, nick cannon ♪♪

We're doing the tour!

We're taking this tram all the way to brooklyn, son.

This thing is going to brooklyn, right?

If you look to your left-- wait--my left, your right...

There's some big ol' horses.

They from harlem.

Those are the harlem horses that play ball in rutger park.

And to the right we have a elephant.

He was in michael jackson's never neverland

Before he came to our zoo.

For ice cream! Pull it over.

Need some ice cream.

Y'all got any sponge bars up in there, son?

[Speaking indistinctly]... All right, buddy?

We're gonna continue the tour now that everybody's refreshed and everything.

'Cause spunkle got the ice cream.

Oh, my goodness!

What's with that big ol' tiger!

You need to clip your nails, d.

You might hurt somebody with them joints.

Saber tooth!

There's all the big ol' turtles.

That turtle was from the ninja turtles.

That was michelangelo, son.

And right now, it smells like somebody farted.

That's the skunk exhibit.

Over here to the left, we got striped horses.

You know, when he was a kid, he got locked up.

Hold it down!

I'm gonna send you $ . .

You can call me collect whenever you want.

All right, if you look on the right,

That's... Hey, that's...

Aunt gertrude! Aunt gertrude!

Oh, that ain't aunt gertrude, that's a gorilla.

There go the rams.

Y'all coulda won the super bowl, money!

Don't get angry at me! Get a new quarterback!

My ice cream melting so, uh...

I think we almost to brooklyn.

But y'all had a wonderful time, right?

[People cheer]

[Indistinct speaking]

Since I'm taking over the zoo,

I thought this was the perfect place

For a safari obstacle course. Right?

Yeah!

I got my friends here and they're ready to get down!

The first leg of the obstacle course is called...

And that's where you spin on your bat.

You do this and you're blindfolded

And you can't see, you can't see,

You get dizzy, and then you run across the muddy terrain.

You ready for that?

Yeah.

All right. Once you get passed the muddy terrain,

That's when you throw off your blindfold,

Get ready to go down the...

Where it's all swampy and nasty,

Just like in louisiana.

And you're slipping and your sliding

And you go and you crash right into the...

Where you get all wet and moist.

Ok. Now when you come from here,

You get to the...

You're drenching and you're hopping along.

You're drenching and you're hopping

All the way to the finish line.

That's where you're going, to the finish line!

Just like this. And you're going

And hopefully, you're better at it than I am.

You guys ready?!

On your marks...

Get set...

Go!

Keep spinning.

Yeah.

All right, go!

But go in the right direction, though.

I know you got blindfolds on.

Makeda, where you going?

All right, you can take your blindfolds off.

There you go.

Here comes alison

Slipping and sliding.

There you go.

Yeah! They're bouncing! They're bouncing!

Dominick's bouncing in the lead!

Alison's behind. Makeda comes out of nowhere!

And the winner is dominick!

Y'all give it up for dominick.

How're you feeling, man?

How was it?

Fun.

How's it feel to be a safari champion?

Good.

How'd you do it?

I j-just kept on going.

Everybody give it up for dominick!

Yay!

And the other two contestants.

You guys did a good job, good job. All right.

Oh, yeah, thanks for the slime. Thank you.

Appreciate that. I'm gonna keep that for myself.

Hey, one thing about taking over the zoo,

You know all the shortcuts, baby. Yes!

Rrraaaghh!

[Fight bell rings]

[Boxing audience sounds]

Oh!

Maybe next time I'll take the long way.

Hey, y'all, don't go nowhere,

'Cause you won't believe what I got up my sleeve.

Yo, while I'm taking over the zoo,

I don't have a hotel or anything to stay in

So my homeboys the chimps and the apes

Allowing me to chill at their cave.

You know, lounge in their spot.

And I decided to make it a little bit more fun

And add some stuff to it and give y'all a tour

While my homeboys is chillin' outside on the front lawn.

Come on. Welcome to my cave.

Hoo! All right, you guys,

This is the foyer of the cave.

Over here to my left, that's the hallway.

You know, the never-ending hallway.

We go down there, there's a gymnasium, ballroom.

This is another piece of furniture

The monkeys like to hang around on.

Grip their legs like that and hang back.

And they be hanging out, chillin'. Yeah.

Doin' their thing.

The bat cave ain't got nothing on this, baby.

We got all the rocks and everything.

You know, most celebrity houses and "cribs" you go to,

They got marble-- no, I don't like marble.

I like the igneous, baby.

Master p got the gold-plated, all that stuff.

Nah. All about the igneous. All about the sediment, baby.

What?

Of course, you got the lovely art on the wall.

You know, I don't know what that is but...

It costs a lot of money.

♪♪ Nick--nick cannon ♪♪

This is living room cave thing.

Since I've been here, they've been wilding out having a good party.

We got a little tv, stereo system, you know.

They put up pictures of their girlfriends and everything.

Them monkeys is crazy. They got their albums.

They still listening to vinyl 'cause monkeys is old school.

They got the movie collection.

Of course, you gotta have the planet of the apes.

Their hero, king kong.

You know, when the ladies come over,

Gorillas in the mist.

Follow me to the next part of the cave.

All right, now we're stepping into my bedroom.

Check this out, check this out,

It's all furry and things.

Ooh, this is nice.

Oh, yeah.

See, bananas in bed.

And of course, every crib/cave wherever you're at

Has to have a big screen.

I put mine in my bedroom, baby.

See what's on.

[Nick cannon theme playing]

Oh, my favorite show!

Whoa! This is a good one.

Ha ha! Funny!

Oh. Oh, wild boy.

All right now, look what we have here.

The fabulous kitchen.

And of course, everybody always wants to know

What you got in the refrigerator.

Oh, bananas.

This here is the pool area!

You know, we got the waterfall.

Hey! Yo! The party's over!

Go-rilla! Go home!

♪♪ Nick cannon... ♪♪

That's my whole cave.

I made it a little more fun.

You know, they call me the cave man.

And captain cave man, even.

We had a good time.

Check me out next time on caves when i...

You know, might be taking over a snake hole.

But uh...that's it. Y'all gotta go.

Holla at me. Come on, get out.

Man speaking with accent: animal...

The new fragrance by rrrrrr-rico.

Yes, I'm'a rico.

Ah.

I am man, all man.

The scent of the jungle is magnifico, no.

And when I come to the jungle,

I love to smell like man and animal

Mixed together.

Paolo, do you smell what I smell?

[Monkey shriek]

That means "yes".

Let's hear what some satisfied customers

Have to say about animal.

Smell it, smell it.

Ooh!

You want to put on? Dance with me!

Dance. Dance with me.

Ooh! I smell good, right?

No. Rrarrrgh!

I put some animal on you.

Oh, no thank you.

Ooh! No!

You want to dance?

You animal, too, no?!

No! I'm a human!

Don't run from...

You put this on.

You love him, no?!

Oh!

Another satisfied customer.

Rico is magnifico.

Animal. Yes.

Rrrrraarrgh!

One thing that's great about being an animal

Is that you don't have to have any table manners.

You don't have to use forks,

Don't have to use knives, to sit up straight.

They just put their face in the food and do their thing.

So that's why today, we're gonna pig out.

Aaaahh!

All right, so you guys know how this works, right?

You got your pig troughs, you got your pig noses on.

First one to finish all the food inside the pig trough wins. Ok?

Now before we get started,

We gotta put the toppings on the food. Yeah!

Look, chocolate. Aw!

Gotta get some nice whipped cream.

A little bit of cherries.

Yeah!

On your marks...

Get set...eat!

Put your face in it!

Put your face in it!

Go ahead. Just go...

I'm gonna help her out.

Put your whole face in it!

Get in there! Yeah!

Who do you think's gonna win?

Bree's gonna win. Bree, go, bree! Go, bree!

Nick: bree!

Are you full yet? No.

Don't hurt yourself.

[Buzzer goes off]

Time!

All right.

How're you feeling?

I don't feel good.

What about you? How you feel?

I don't feel very good.

What about you?

I can't eat ice cream anymore.

Oh. Well, you guys finished the food.

Give it up for them! They're all winners!

It's a tie!

You guys got some big appetites.

I'm glad I'm not your parents.

♪♪ Nick cannon nick-nick-nick cannon ♪♪

Hey, you guys, like my gorilla outfit?

Off the chain, right? What?

My alarm's going off.

Nick cannon.

Know what that means. Time for cannon to go off.

♪♪ Nick-nick-nick nick cannon... ♪♪

♪♪ Nick nick nick nick nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Nick nick nick nick nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon nick-nick nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Where's nick, oh nick ♪♪

♪♪ Nick-nick-nick nick cannon ♪♪

Hey, there. What is going on?

It's dirty larry.

Today--[farts]--

All right.

Well, today I'm feeding animals in the zoo.

This is the animal food. I just finished feeding

The "flig-mingos" over there.

And now, I got all this food left over

That I don't know what to do with. [Farts]

Oooohhhh!

Animal food burgers, how about that?

Little fish.

Eeeeuuw!

Eeeeeeuuuuw!

[Speaking indistinctly]

Why the kids throwing the burgers back at me?

You're throwing the bu--

Maybe we'll try something else.

So maybe we should try some animal food ice cream.

We got the peach frappe. All right.

Cookies and creamy worms. All right.

There you go.

Go ahead. Take a lick. It's good!

Kids: eeeeeeuuuuu!

All right.

[Farts]

All right, y'all, I got to go back to work

And finish feeding the animals. [Farts]

Oh, it feels good.

Eeeuuuw!

That's the kind make you sit down for a minute,

Marinate in it.

All right, man, I had a great time here at the zoo.

I've been taking over it all--everything,

Just playing with the monkeys, hanging out with the birds,

All that stuff. It's been wonderful.

But you know I gotta step it up a notch, right, baby?

Yeah, it's time for a party. Y'all ready for a party?!

Yeah!

Find out how it works.

And now it's time to start the jungle jam.

Y'all ready?

Yeah!

Oh, yeah! ♪♪ Come on ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like... ♪♪

[Kids sing along] ♪♪ ...a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ladies take this party over ♪♪

Oh, yeah! Whoo!

Uh-huh. That's what I'm talking about.

Yo, I just want to thank everybody who helped me take over the zoo.

All my animal friends. Hold it down.

This is nick cannon

Saying I'll holla at ya next time.

Good looking out.

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party 'cause a nick cannon... ♪♪

So, how's the weather up there?

Oh, yeah, that's original.

Sorry.