01x08 - Bad Boys

[bunniefuu]

Oh!

- Yeah.

- Ah.

sh*t!

Holy sh*t.

Maybe there was a b*llet in there.

- You're a bad man!

- Kev, chill out.

- Who's the lunatic now?

- m*therf*cker!

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Oh, my God.

- Josh, stop. This is bullshit!

- No, buddy.

- You're trying to f*cking k*ll me!

- What's your problem?

I already apologized to you.

- When? When did you apologize?

- I thought I did.

- Well

- You thought you apologized?

You know what? Maybe I

would apologize to you

if you gave me back my necklace!

There it is. There it is.

You knew I took the necklace,

- so you tried to f*cking k*ll me!

- Hey. Hey, hey.

- Just admit it, man!

- Hey, Kev. Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev. Just chill out.

We're all just goofing around.

We're just having a little fun.

- Okay? Nobody got hurt. Nobody got hurt.

- Oh Oh, it was a goof.

- Yeah, it's a goof.

- Well, now that I know that,

- I guess I feel better.

- All right.

Did you know it was a goof, Jordan?

You know what? I don't know, okay?

- It was I I don't know.

- You don't know?

- I'm staying out of it. Yeah.

- Now you're staying out of it.

You know what? Okay.

Everybody's tempers are

a little hot right now.

Maybe we could all just

- take a break, maybe take five.

- Let's take a break.

We drink some water, we have

some beef jerky, we just

- We reconvene in a bit, okay? You cool?

- I'm cool. I'm cool.

- I'm cool. Give Come on.

- Give him a hug, man.

- Give me a hug. Give me a hug.

- I don't I don't No.

- Come on.

- I love you, man.

- That's beautiful, right?

- I love you.

- How do you love me? How?

- How?

How does anybody love anybody?

What?

- That's profound.

- It's a good question.

We're gonna miss you, big guy.

I'll miss you, too, baby.

Now he's letting us see

daytime as if we're free.

I never said you

weren't allowed to leave.

You got a little bit of

imagination there, buddy.

Well, I remember my car used to be here,

but now my car is at

the bottom of a ravine.

Guess I'm imagining that, too?

Yeah, well, you know,

this is meth country.

Probably a couple of

tweakers going for a joyride.

- Ah, that's right. I forgot.

- They'll be back.

Tweakers love to drive.

I keep forgetting.

I thought we were gonna be cool, baby.

- Yeah. What about that?

- I am cool.

Hey, look.

I know this has been tough on you.

You only got a couple days left.

My advice, take as much wisdom

as you can from this guy.

- Mm. Yeah.

- And just have some fun.

Thank you. Appreciate you, Josh.

See you, Kev.

- I love you, man.

- I love you, too, man.

Jordan.

Hey.

What the f*ck was that?

Agent Hart.

I want to tell you something.

I don't really feel like

dealing with it, Coach Ron.

Look, look, I'm sorry

about the live b*llet, man.

I really am.

That's all I wanted, man.

All I wanted was an apology.

- I know.

- You saying that to me

makes the world of difference.

I'm sorry that I accused you of

of trying to k*ll me and other people.

Now, give me a hug, man. Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Uh, guys?

- Yeah.

- Who is that?

- Holy sh*t.

- Oh, sh*t!

Oh, sh*t!

- Get inside! Come on!

- What the f*ck was that?

- Now! g*dd*mn it!

- Oh, sh*t!

Oh, sh*t!

It's a b*mb!

What the hell is happening?

Hey, Ron, I I don't know this scene.

Where is it in the script?

It is not in the f*cking script!

No, no, no. Tell me you're kidding.

Tell me that was just a stunt!

That we did not just watch

Josh Hartnett explode!

It is not a stunt! It

is not in the script.

Josh Hartnett is dead!

Oh, God, I f*cked up!

I f*cked up!

- What the f*ck is going on?

- sh*t. Okay.

What the f*ck is going on?

Okay, Kevin, don't don't be mad.

Don't be mad, but this whole thing,

aside from what just

happened to Josh Hartnett,

has has been scripted.

What the f*ck is that accent?

I was acting! I'm sorry!

I'm not from Chicago! I'm from Essex!

Claude Van De Velde wanted

you at your most authentic,

so he he hid a

bunch of cameras in here

to film us playing roles,

doing the stunts, all of it.

But whatever just

happened wasn't part of it,

which is f*cking insane, Ron!

- For f*ck's sake!

- For f*ck's sake?

That's what you want to say to me?

For f*ck's sake?!

- Talk in your regular voice.

- All right, that

No, I've lost it now. I'm in my head!

Who does that?! Who

does this to somebody?

sh*t!

f*ck!

Oh, sh*t. You okay?

Oh, God, I'm such a f*cking idiot.

- What was I thinking?

- What the hell was that, man?

You want to know what

the hell is going on?

You're g*dd*mn right I want

to know what's going on.

I bought some drugs.

I sold them to the wrong people.

- What?

- And Rodrigo got mad at me.

And we got into a fight,

and then I accidentally k*lled him.

- So you did k*ll Rodrigo!

- Yeah.

I told you he f*cking k*lled him.

Yeah, that necklace? That

necklace was his necklace.

I'm a horrible person.

I'm going straight to hell.

You're g*dd*mn right

you're going to hell.

- Oh. Claude!

- Where are you going?

- Where are you going, Ron?

- Claude!

Claude, if you're watching,

you call the cops right now.

You call the f*cking cops.

Señor Wilcox!

Oh, sh*t!

My nephew Rodrigo's body washed up

four miles due south of here!

A coincidence, no?

I'm gonna give you two

minutes, exactly dos minutos

to bring your a*s out here

and face me like a man!

If not, I'm gonna set

fire to the building

and burn you like a chicharrón.

Snap out of it!

I can't. It's over.

Listen, you m*therf*cker.

This is why men shouldn't be

left in charge of anything!

My career is just now becoming the thing

that I have worked my

entire life towards!

And I'm not dying because

of you, you f*cking idiot!

Well, we we're all gonna die!

- Hey. Hey.

- Oh, sh*t.

What the f*ck, man?

Everybody got to calm the f*ck down!

They're all blanks.

Hey, hey, look at me.

- Don't hit me.

- What? I'm not gonna hit you.

Look, when I first

walked through that door,

you told me, you said, "Kevin,"

you said, "An action

hero is not in here."

- You said, "It's not in here."

- Uh-huh.

You said that it's here.

It's in your heart.

Now, granted, you done

made some mistakes.

And one of those mistakes

involved murdering the nephew

of some kind of a drug lord.

- Oh, God!

- Okay, hey, hey. Hey, man.

- I k*lled

- I'm not trying to f*cking upset you, man. Listen.

I know that you know

I know that you know that

there's an action hero in there.

And I know that a true action hero

is is is tough, is confident,

and they're unfazed by the minor details

that disrupt your average layperson.

They will take

responsibility for their sh*t.

You go out there, and

you tell the truth, man.

Tell the f*cking truth!

Say Rodrigo's death

say it was an accident.

Say it was a f*cking

accident, and give them

give them this.

Here, you give them this, say

you want to make things right.

- I'm gonna make it right.

- That's all you got to do.

Say, "I want to make it

right. I'm sorry. I f*cked up."

- I f*cked up.

- "I want to tell the truth."

- Want to tell the truth.

- That's it.

- I I made a mistake.

- Okay, listen.

All you got to do is be the action hero

that you want to see in the world.

Thank you. Thank you.

Tell the truth, man.

That was amazing.

Amigos, amigos.

Peace. Peace.

Paz. Paz. Paz.

- Paz.

- Paz, paz, paz.

Holy sh*t, I think

it's actually working.

Kevin, did you just save our lives?

No.

I just know that being the hero

means owning up to your mistakes.

I had to learn the

same thing in my life.

I'm just glad that Ron can

learn the same thing, too.

Oh, sh*t!